comical food for thought
Post on 08-Jul-2015
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Never take life Never take life
seriously. seriously.
Nobody gets Nobody gets
out alive out alive
anyway.anyway.
Nothing is Nothing is
foolproof to a foolproof to a
sufficiently sufficiently
talented fool.talented fool.
Who was the first
Who was the first
person to look at a
person to look at a
cow and say, "I think
cow and say, "I think
I'll squeeze these
I'll squeeze these
dangly things here,
dangly things here,
and drink whatever
and drink whatever
comes out?"
comes out?"
Health nuts are Health nuts are
going to feel going to feel
stupid someday, stupid someday,
lying in hospitals lying in hospitals
dying of nothing. dying of nothing.
Isn’t making a Isn’t making a
smoking section in a smoking section in a
restaurant like restaurant like
making a peeing making a peeing
section in a section in a
swimming pool?swimming pool?
If love is blind, why is If love is blind, why is
lingerie so popular?lingerie so popular?
Why do people point Why do people point
to their wrist when to their wrist when
asking for the time, asking for the time,
but don't point to but don't point to
their crotch when their crotch when
they ask where the they ask where the
bathroom is? bathroom is?
If lawyers are disbarred and If lawyers are disbarred and
clergymen defrocked, doesn’t clergymen defrocked, doesn’t
it follow that electricians can it follow that electricians can
be delighted, musicians be delighted, musicians
denoted, cowboys deranged, denoted, cowboys deranged,
models deposed, and dry models deposed, and dry
cleaners depressed?cleaners depressed?
Why is the man who
Why is the man who
invests all your money
invests all your money
called a broker?called a broker?
Please Please
pass pass
them onthem on