clever quips
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#1 The best way toavoid a nose bleed
is to keep out of other people’s
business.
ReflectionHow many have got into
trouble for being nosey or prying into others’ affairswith unwholesome
intentions?
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#3 The best way tocut down on your
partner’s spendingis to hide his or her
credit cards?
ReflectionIn a materialistic world
today, how manyspendthrifts havesuffered through
foolish spending?
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# 4 The best way to find missing relativesis to get rich.
ReflectionHow many relatives or friends value us for
what we are or for what we have?
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# 5 The best way to lose weight is to eatonly what you don’t like.
ReflectionSometimes we have to do the things we
ought to and not the things we like.
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# 6 The best wayto remember your wife’s birthday isto forget it once!
ReflectionHow many times haveour memory lapse got
us into real trouble?Be mindful!
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# 7 Never argue with a fool. Onlookers maynot know which is which.
ReflectionAnyone who loses his cool in an argument can
exhibit the most foolish body language.
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# 8 Never hit a manwhen he’s down. He
might get up and hityou back.
ReflectionForce or aggressionis not the answer toresolve a problem. Itcan bring much pain
to all parties.
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# 9 Never let a fool kiss youor a kiss fool you.
ReflectionHow many people have been conned by the
‘sweet’ deceptive ways of others?
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# 10 Never start drinking when you get upin the morning. Get dressed first.
ReflectionBeware of intoxication. It can make a
person do the most stupid things.
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# 11 Don’t forget thattoday is the tomorrow
you worried aboutyesterday.
ReflectionWhy worry over
anything? If we cando something aboutit, why worry? If we
can’t do anythingabout it, why worry?
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It’s2 a.m.!
# 12 The best way to meet a neighbor is toplay your TV set too loud at 2 a.m.
# 12 The best way to meet a neighbor is to play your TV set too loud at 2 a.m.
Reflection : Have self-centeredness andinconsideration become more prevalent today?
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# 13 The best way to
entertain some peopleis to sit down andlisten.
ReflectionMany egoistic oneshave no patience to
listen. The only timethey listen is whenthey are talking.
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# 14 The best way to
get a lot of undividedattention is to make amistake.
ReflectionBeware! We can
become the talk andfocus of others
through our foolishand unskillful actions.
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