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WARNING!

WARNING!AFTER DARK

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6,637 109,901

That’sMe!

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1940’s – GOOD1950’s – VERY GOOD1960’s – GOOD1970’s – VERY BAD1980’s – VERY, VERY BAD1991-1992 – SO VERY BAD

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“HEY” + GOALIE.getName() + “!”; “YOU’RE A:”

“YOU’RE NOT A:”“YOU’RE A:”

“YOU’RE NOT A:” “YOU’RE A:”

“YOU’RE NOT A:”

“YOU’RE A:”

“YOU’RE NOT A:”“YOU JUST SUCK”“YOU JUST SUCK”“YOU JUST SUCK”“YOU JUST SUCK”

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“READY?!GOAL COUNT!”

“WE WANT MORE GOALS!”

For (GOAL : GOALS){ println(i + “!”);i++;}

Extend GOALS.len()

fingers

Extend index finger at

opposing goalie

While (j < 5) {println(“IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!”);j++;}

While (k< 9) {println(“SIEVE!”);k++;}

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“READY?!GOAL COUNT!”

“WE WANT MORE GOALS!”

For (GOAL : GOALS){ println(i + “!”);i++;}

Extend GOALS.len()

fingers

Extend index finger at

opposing goalie

While (j < 5) {println(“IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!”);j++;}

While (k< 9) {println(“SIEVE!”);k++;}

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“UGLY PARENTS!”“UGLY PARENTS!”“UGLY PARENTS!”“UGLY PARENTS!”

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A MASSIVE STRING OF OBSCENTIY

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Ready?

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“C-YA, CHUMP, D***, WUSS, D*****-B**,

A******, P****, CHEATER, B****, W****, S***,

C**********!”