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Page 1: Christmas jokes for kids · More kids ’ activities and worksheets at  Christmas jokes for kids What do you call a Christmas duck? A Christmas …

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Christmas jokes for kids

What do you call a Christmas duck? A Christmas quacker!

What's a child's favourite king at Christmas? A stocKING

Why did the elf go to school? To learn his ELFabet.

Santa Claus: What's that terrible racket outside? Mrs. Claus: It's rain deer.

How was the snow globe feeling? A little shaken!

What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells!

Knock, knock Who's there? Mary Mary who? Merry Christmas!

What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight? One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!

What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy claws!

Why is Santa so good at karate? Because he has a black belt!

What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrot?

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy!

What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents? Silent Night!

What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!

What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree? A pineapple!

How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack? Only one, after that it’s not empty any more!

How do you scare a snowman? You get a hairdryer!

What goes: now you see me, now you don’t, now you see me, now you don’t? A snowman on a zebra crossing!

What do you have in December that’s not in any other month? The letter D!

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when the fire is lit? Crisp Cringle!