SK Jawi Choral SpeakingThe Moral of Moralities

We, princes and princesses, Standing here on this exquisite stage, On this auspicious day,Crazy we may be,But immoral we are not,Is to present a serious issue,The Moral Of Moralities.Morality is a standard or principal Of a good behavior.Which reminds me,We forgot something!Good morning, everyone.Now, back to morality.

The million ringgit question is,On which yardstick can we useTo measure the standard of morality?Can anyone tell us?

Ayoyo, oh! Blimey! What is immoral to me,Might not be to you,And what is moral to youIs not necessarily the same to me.

Some people say,A good moral behaviorIs this, this, this,And some say Is that, that, that.Some even say,It is this and thatAnd that and this.Hai(sigh), what a confused world.Very confused indeed.Man can never, never, neverMake up ones mind.

You see, ladies and gentlemen,One mans food, Can be another mans poison.

What is morality?Dont worry, relax and enjoy,Because we are goingTo tell you a story,And you decide the moral behind it.

Long, long ago, in a galaxy,Far, far away,On the Planet Naboo,There lived a beautiful queen.Her name was Queen AmidalaAnd she was only fourteen.

One day, the queen and her grandmotherDecided to go to town On a horse.It was a lovely morning,The trees were swaying And the birds were singing. (chirping)Suddenly, they saw someone.Was it a boy? No!A man? No!They looked again.It was. a woman!And, she said.What did she say? Tell us!She said, You are immoral.Have pity on your horse. The both of you should walk.

They got down from their horseAnd walked slowly.Then, they heard footstepsGetting louder, louder, louder.They looked around,To their left, to their right,To their right, to their left,To their above, to their below,To their below, to their above.

At once, Anakin Skywalker appeared.Did he say anything?He said, You are immoral.Have pity on your grandmother.

Suddenly, there was thunder and lightning,And the breeze began to howl. (howling)They saw a small town And rushed there.At once, the cock crowed, (cock cock cock cock)The sheep baaaed,(baaaa.)The cows mooed(moooo. )The village clock struck.Ding dong ding dongDing dong ding dongDong dong dongThe villagers rushed out.What did they say?Anything? Nothing?They shouted You are immoral.Let the fourteen year old girlRide the horse.The Queen sighed And her grandmother looked confused.Very confused indeed.

Thats not the end.Suddenly, Darth Maul appeared,What did he say?He said, You are immoral.You should both carry the horse.Queen Amidala began to cry.Slowly, the queen and her grandmotherCarried the horse back.When they reached the palace,The trumpets blaredAnd the royal guards salutedGod save the Queen!Long live Her MajestyBut inside the palace,Everyone laughed and giggled.(giggling.)They shouted at the horse,You are immoral!You should not let Her Majesty carry you!Moral, immoral, moral, immoral

Who has no morals? The Queen?The grandmother? The horse?Who? Can anyone tell us?

The moral of moralities,Ladies and gentlemen,Cannot be seen from one angle only.You and I, and all of usCannot say the moralityIs this and thatAnd that and this.But as the English saying goes:In Rome, do as Romans do.Wherever you are, Behave accordingly.And your behaviorWill be morally acceptable.With this, so long, farewell, Good bye, thank you