Chapter 1

Makuta: Now we infect this koli ball

Makuta's stomach: and put a watermelon in it

Makuta: NO we put a remote control in it

Makuta's stomach: mmm watermelon.

Makuta: SHUT UP AND LET ME THINK!!!

Makuta's stomach: if i shut up you won't be able to swallow!!

*Makuta Chokes and says*

Makuta: Talk then!!!

Makuta's stomach: OK

Makuta's stomach: watermelonwatermelonwatermelonwatermelon

Me: Stop wasting bandwidth and let Makuta get on with it!!!!!

Makuta's Stomach: oh ok, but first you give me watermelon!!!!!

*Makuta eats a watermelon*

Makuta: THERE YOU GO!!!

*Makuta’s stomach dies because of poison in the watermelon*

five minutes later:

*Makuta dies*

Chapter 2

Huki: I'm of to get a Comet 10,000!!

Weird Salesman: I'll give you a Comet 15,000!! MWAHAHAHAH!

Huki: Cool!! They're not even out yet!!!

*Huki Takes infected ball from Makuta's Lair*

*Salesman Changes into a Rahi*

Tarakava-Salesman: Now to get Makuta Back!!!!!!

Me: 20 Exclamation Marks left and you've got a SOPD (Slip of Personal Detention!!

Tarakava Salesman: ARRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: SOPD for you!!

Tarakava sales man: RUN AWAY!!!!

                      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Pohatu: I am Dumb I am Dum I am Du I am D

Me: Hey You're Not Big D!!!!

Pohatu: Wha! I am an Ice Cream

* I Make a loony sign at him*

                     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*Huki Opens the Pack and his Kakama gets a splodge of Watermelon Infection that gives him watermelonitis*

Huki: WATERMELON!!!!!

Chapter 3

Makuta's Lair....

Nui-Jaga: I is resurrecting Makuta

Makuta: NOOOO! You will bring my stomach back!!!

gold-gali: Horrible!

*Nui-jaga tries to sting gold-gali when Tahu Jumps in and burns the Rahi's Nose off*

Tahu: take that! and That! And My sister's Barbie - err put that one in the Hole!!

Pohatu: Shave my bum Shave My Bum!!!!

Me: Ugh!

Big D: No One word posts!

Me: Er... Sorry

Lewa: Fikou Burgers Anyone?

all except evil guys: OH YEAH!!!

* Everyone eating Fikou burgers *

Onua: Protodermis Stew?

Everyone: Ugh!

Big D: Arghh! I one word Posted! I'll Have to ban myself soon!!

Pohatu: Shaving My Bum Myself!!

Kopaka: ...

Everyone: Don't Even Go There!!!

Kopaka: Huh? i was just going to say: How are you?

Me: Oh Right.

                            ~~~~~~~~~~

Huki-Infected: WATERMELON STEW!!

Everyone in Makuta's Lair: Ewwwww!!

  Chapter 4

Me: Why Can't Pohatu shut up??

Pohatu Shave my bum shave my bum shave my bum!!!

Lewa Eat WORLD!: I Think it’s Funny!

Me: Wha!

Big D: That’s one strike from Big Brother!!

Pohatu shave my bum shave my bum shave my potty!

Me: Shave My POTTY???

Pohatu: O.K I'll shave it for you

Me: Oh No!!

* Mamma Mia starts Playing *

Huki: WATERMELON! gimme gimme gimme a watermelon after midnight!

Me: You’re off key Huki!

Huki: Oh Watermelon.

Lewa eat WORLD!: Hahahahaha, That’s Funny!!

Big D: EVERYONE STOP WASTING BANDWIDTH!

Pohatu: What’s Blandwidth?

Me: Stupid Shaver.

Pohatu: The square root of 25 is 5!

Me: Finally you're making sense!

Lewa Eat WORLD!: No i want stupid Pohatu back

Pohatu: O.K Shave my bum now!!

gold-gali: Horrid, How Horrid

Huki: Wanna play Watermelon?

Pohatu: You Mean Killme

Me: Finally a Chance!

* I Get Out a knife and stab Pohatu yet he seems unaffected*

Lewa Eat WORLD: I Have Laughitis HAHAHAHAHA!!

Gold-Gali: Me Too!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Will Gold-Gali and Lewa Eat WORLD's Laughitis Be Cured?

Chapter 5!

Huki, Onua  Tahu        Star as well as our guest stars& ME!!

Onua: Protodermis stew, what am i going to do with you

Onua: Hey I'm A poet and i didn’t quite know it!

Big D: No Double posts!

Unnamed Tohunga: You GIVE IT TO ME!!!

Me: Ugh! P-r-o-t-o-d-e-r-m-i-s S-t-e-w!!!

Lewa: I Prefer Fikou Burgers Myself!

Me: mmm Fikou Burgers

Lewa Eat WORLD!!!: MMMM HAHAHAHA Fikou burgers

Me; Arrgh! I Got LaughHAHAHAHAItis

Tahu:And MeHAHAHAHA

Gali: ME TOO!!!!HAHAHAHAHA

Onua:ME THREE!HAHAHAHA

Pohatu: Me shave my bum!

EVERYONE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Big D: Stop WastingHAHAHAHA Bandwidth!

Pohatu: What’s Blandwidth?

Big D:Read My HAHA Topic on it!!!

* Strangely everyone’s Laughitis is cured *

Me: Finally No Laughitis!

Gold-Gali& Lewa Eat WORLD!!!: What??!!^£&"$"&$!^£We Had It Overnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Yeah, if pigs can fly!

Gold-Gali: Pohatu's flying, he's a pig!!!

Me: Oh yeah.  

Huki: I WANNA WATERMELON!!

Pohatu: You Mean I WANNA PEE!!!

Me: UGH WHAT BAD LANGUAGE THAT CAN BE!BIG D!!!!

Big D: Yeah, What?

Look At Pohatu's POST!!!

Big D: Pohatu, One more offence and you're banned!

Pohatu:

Big D: one more emoticon post and....

Will Pohatu Get Banned? Will I Lighten Up?Find out at the same insane time tomorrow onHUKI GETS A NEW BALL!!!

    Chapter Six

* TTT is munching watermelon *

Huki: Hey! That’s my watermelonwatermelon

Me: Shut up Huki! you're wasting Bandwidth!

Pohatu: What’s Blandwidth??

Big D: I'VE TOLD YOU 10000000000 TIMES, READ MY POST ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Pohatu: Where's Your Plost! I Don't see it!

Me: That's Because you're looking in your bum!

* Pohatu Pulls out his shaver*

Pohatu: I am SHAVING my bum!

TTT: It's Really funny! HAHAHA I Want Watermelon

Me: Arrgh! It Looks Like TTT Has Watermelonitis too!!

Huki: Don't Watermelon Me!!!!!!!!

Pohatu: You Mean Don't shave me!!

Me: Ugh!!!

Big D: NO ONE WORD POSTS!

Me: I Am Eliminating you from the story walls.

* I Throw Big D Out of the story walls *

Pohatu: Yay More yukky language me poo me pee!!

Big D(From Outside of story walls): YOU'RE BANNED POHATU!!!

Pohatu:    

Me: To Be....*I Fall Asleep*wedfgz nymbgzdfgidfgdfffffffffff

Makuta: Hello i am hguiaregndfkdafjgd

Me: What! I'd Better Cross that out!!!!!!!!

Will I Stop Crossing Out? Will Pohatu Get Back Into BZ?Find out tomorrow on HUKI GETS A NEW BALL!!!

Chapter 7

Tahu: We're in debt and i

Huki: WATERMELON!

Everyone:??

Lewa: Hey Here's the new Big Brother!!!!!

Me: Let's GO!!!!

Later, in the Big Brother house.

Pohatu: Shave My Bu. oh I’m banned.

Big D: No, you're allowed back in!

Pohatu: Shave my Bum!!!!

TTT: HAHA That's funny! I Want Watermelon!!!!

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Watermelon can be gotten on shopping day.

Lewa: Sounds like a girl to me!

gold-gali: Yeah, Big SISTER!!!!

Lewa Eat WORLD!!!: Yeah, that’s funnyHAHAHAHAHA

Huki: Lucky I Brought Some Watermelonwatermelon in!!!

Me: My Watermelon

TTT: No Mine!

Gold-Gali: NO, MINE!!!

Lewa eat WORLD!!!: NO MINE!!!

Tahu: No MINE!

Pohatu: MY BUM!!!

Gali: NO MINE!!!

Kopaka: NO IT IS MINE! MUHAHAHAHAHA

Onua: No! ITS MINE!!!

 NO IT IS MINE * Takes watermelon away *

Everyone:      WAAAAAAAA

Big Brother: This is big brother. SHAVE MY BUM!!!!!!

Huki: WATERMELON!

Me: I'm vhsbjgfjasgfjasiojfkajsjkdfjsajklfjjsjfjkljsHuh! I’d better cross that out!!!

Will I Ever stop Crossing out? Will the housemates ever get watermelon? find out tomorrow on, Huki Gets a new ball, Big Brother Style!!!

Phew! Long description!

Chapter 9

Pohatu: Awww, I Got evicted for getting into the big brother HQ!!!

Gali: And while you were doing that, I Got EVICTED!!!!

Presenter :Two Evictees will have to be replaced, send votes forUrbanToa, Lewaboy6, or fofofofofof

*Equal votes for UrbanToa and lewaboy6 come in*

*UrbanToa And Lewaboy6 go to the house*

At the BB House...

Tahu: OH NO(><) WE HAVE KRANA INFESTATION!!!!

Everyone: ARRRRRGH!!! KRANA!!

* I Rush into the diary room *

Me: Big Brother can you give us some Krana killer??

Big Bro: It will be left in the diary room in approx. 1hr, big brother will get back to you.

Krana: WE WILL DESTROY!!!!

Other Krana: YEAH

Me: Oh bgyva\iugrhuifashdigiafsdjiogjsioaegfiojsefg

Will I Stop Crossing Out? will Pohatu come back? Will The Krana Ransack the house? find out tomorrow on HUKI GETS A NEW BALL BIG BROTHER STYLE!!!

 Chapter TEN-----MILESTONE!!!

Pohatu: I Reapliedryfjfjfghngf;lflf

Me: Pohatu Why'd you say that? I'm crossing it out....

Lewa Eat WORLD!!!:The Nominations are in! Listen.....

Big Brother: The Housemates up for eviction are...Lwae and Haut

Lewa + Tahu: ??

Lewa + Tahu: HEY!Y$(*"&(%**^$(&%\ PUT OUR NAMES IN PROPERLY!!! OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF TOA!!!!

Big Brother: Sorry.. LEWA AND TAHU!!!!

Lewa+Tahu: THAT'S BETTER!!!!

Me: Er, i wouldn't say that... you're up for eviction!

Lewa+Tahu: D'OH!!!

Big D: No One word Posts!

Pohatu: I Need a poo. Where's the loo. Hey! I'm a poet and i didn’t quite know it!

Onua: Hey That’s a cleshhayyy

Tahu: It’s called a Cliche!

Lewa: YOU Missed THE ACCENTS FRENCH GUY!

Tahu: D'oh!

Big D: AH AH AH!!

Huki: Watermelon Me!!!

Pohatu: I Don't know what you mean!

Me: Where are you pohatu i think i'm blind!

pohatu: I'm Hetre

Me: Hey You put a 'T'! I'm crossing it out!

Pohatu: OH dhibbDbJKBNFUIHNGLJDNGUIDJGUHD

Me: Hey Look at what you did I’m crossing it out!

Kopaka: I am white so everything else has to be white! Bleachbleachbleach!

Will Kopaka STILL be obsessed with cleaning? Will I EVER Stop crossing out??

Me: NO!!!

Other Me: HEY SHUT UP!!

Who Will be evicted?

Find out on the next edition of... HUKI GETS A NEW BALL BIG BROTHER STYLE!!!    

 

Chapter 11!

Big Brother: This is Big brother. will TTT come to the diary room please.

TTT: Whoops I Broke the outside table.

Lewa Eat WORLD!!!: OH NO!!!!

Gold-gali: YIKES!!!

Big D: No one word posts.

Gold-Gali: Awww! I didn't mean to.

Me: where'd Lewa go?

Lewa: I'M PACKING MY BAGS! I'VE BEEN EVICTED!

Me: Oh right.

Kopaka: I am color of bleach! I MUST BLEACH EVERYTHING!!!

Me: Oh no not NOT THAT AGAIN!

Pohatu: I Am shaving my bum myself.

* Mamma Mia starts  Playing  *

Huki: WAter Melonioso

Spanish Homer Simpson: Mmm... Delicioso!

Me: HEY I DIDN'T put you in! I’m crossing you out!!!

Spanish Homer Simpson: I thought this was Los Simposons.com

Kopaka: I BLEACH YOU!!

* SHS turns white *

Spanish Homer Simpson: ARRRGH!!! NO TE GUSTA!!          ( ARRGH!!! I DONT LIKE IT!!

Me:I am xcvbkjnfjvnsjlkfvlksadhfgvnakjgnjkdfhgjkadhf

Will I stop crossing out? Will Kopaka go brown?

Me: NO!

Other Me: SHUT UP!!!

FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EDITION OF HUKI GETS A NEW BALL BIG BROTHER STYLE!!!

CHAPTER 12 REALLY!

Darkelvenkiwi: Hey Everybody! I'm Doctor Nick!

Tahu: No, You're Darkelvenkiwi it says so on your post.

Darkelvenkiwi: D'OH!!!!!!

Big D: NO ONE WORD POSTS! MUHAHAHAHA!!

Me: Does anyone think that MUHAHAHAHAHA! Was strange?

Tahu: Yeah

Big D: NO MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Me: Golden Kanohi Battle Adventure

Everyone: WHA!!!

Lewa Eat WORLD!!!:Hey that was too funny!!

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Will you all please enter the

Pohatu: Bum?

Tahu: Lava Pool?

Huki: Watermelon?

Kopaka: Bleach?

Onua: Protodermis Stew?

Lewa Eat WORLD!!!: World?

UrbanToa:Suburbs?

Lewaboy6: The Wotsit?

Me: Mmm... Wotsits.

Darkelvenkiwi: The Nether regions?

Pohatu: That’s the same as my

Huki: Watermelon!

Pohatu: SHUT UP HUKI it’s MY LINE THE SAME AS MINE!!!

Big Brother: The Bedrooms.

Everyone: AWWWW!!!

* Everyone goes to bed *

What will happen to the house? DID I FINALLY STOP CROSSING OUT?

Me: NO!!!

Other Me: SHUT UP!!!

FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EDITION OF HUKI GETS A NEW BALL!!!

Kongu in Space: BYE!!!

 Chapter 13 Hope i have time, may be a preview

Lewa eat WORLD!!!: Where's huki's watermelon?

Me: Shopping day's tomorrow! PHOOEY!!

Pohatu: POEEY!

* everyone puts their hands in their heads. *

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Big D Infected: STOP WASTING BANDWIDTH OR I'LL INFECT YOU!!!!

Pohatu: Wats disinfect?

Big D Normal: Finally! Pohatu did some thing right he disinfected me!

Everyone: YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!

Big D: I'm still not gonna look kindly on one word posts though

Everyone: D'OH D'OH AND D'OH AGAIN!!!!

Me: mmm sausage roll..

everyone: ??!! then who won big brother?

Me: Other me did, look!

* Other Me Is in luxury *

everyone:D'OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

other me: what c'hyou lookin at?

Darkelvenkiwi: we're lookin at your

Me: sausage roll!

Kopaka: Bleach!

Gali: Water bottle!

Lewa: coconut tree!

lewaboy6: mango tree!

Lewa eat WORLD!!!: bananas

Onua: Protodermis stew!

pohatu: shaver!

Tahu: fiery water!!

Kongu in space: Spaceship!

other me: i don’t have any of those!

Everyone but other me: D'OH!!!

Big D: So...many...one...word...posts

* Big D Faints *

Everyone: UH OH RUN AWAYIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Huki: WATERMELON!!!

Will Big D Get up? Who REALLY won Big Brother?

Other Me: ME!!

Everyone: NO YOU DIDN'T!!!

FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EDITION OF HUKI GETS A NEW BALL!!

Chapter 14!

Huki: watermelon le watermelon!

Me: OH NO!!! ANOTHER FRENCH GUY!!!!

Kopaka: BLEACHITIS! GONE!!

Everyone: WHOOPEE!!

Nusa: NUSA NUSA NUSA!

Everyone: ???

gold-gali: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NUSA IS HERE!

everyone else: WHO ON MATA-NUI IS NUSA???

gold-gali: THE EVIL BEFORE MAKUTA!!

lewa: you can knock the evil voice off now Gold-gali!

Gold-Gali: oh.

Nusa: YOU WILL DIE! I AM THE EVIL OF SPAM!!

Lewa eat WORLD!!!:Uh oh.

Nusa: AND ALSO DOUBLE-POSTING!!

Nusa: SPAMAMAMAMAMAMAAMMAMAMAMAMAMMAMAMAMMAMAMMAMAM

Nusa: EEK!

Nusa: SPAMSPAMSPAM

Big D: NOOOOOOOO!! QUAD POST!!!!!

* Big D and nusa start a fight *

LATER...

BIG D: I WAS VICTORIOUS! I KILLED NUSA!!

Everyone: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAyAyAYAAYYAYAYAAY!! COOOOOOL!!!

Me: I A...HIUHKJCNKVNKNFKJNRKNKJFHKJHBFJBDBFJ

Other Me: DID HE DO THAT!!!! I'M CROSSING IT OUT!!!!

Will other me stop crossing out

Other me:nooooo

FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EDITION OF HUKI GETS A NEW BALL!!!

Chapter 15

* The toa become nuva *

Tahu Nuva: Coooooooooooool no i mean warrrrrrrrrrrrrm

Kopaka Nuva: cooooooool tahu nuva stop making fun of me!

Gali Nuva : Wiccccccckkkkkked! Paddddddddlllllleeess

Lewa Nuva: Yay!  I Can FLY!!! i can fly

Onua Nuva: Rollerblades! Wicked man!

Pohatu Nuva:cool. protodermis ball. shave my bum!

Tahu Nuva: I see the transformation hasn't made him any smarter!

Everyone: YEAH!!!

Lewa eat WORLD!!! Nuva: I can eat the world ten times faster!

Lewaboy6 Nuva: I Am 60 times the boy!

Everyone: ?

Big D Nuva: I CAn fight double-posts way better

nusa: Double

nusa: post

* Big D Nuva punches nusa into the sky *

darkelvenkiwi Nuva: I Am Darker! 10 times darker!

Me Nuva: Will Other me Nuva stop complaining

Other me nuva: NO!

Kongu Nuva in space: i am quicker in space!

gold-gali nuva: i am shinier

* everyone turns back to normal *

Tahu: That was sho

* everyone becomes nuva again*

Tahu Nuva: rt

Me Nuva: OMG IT FLUXTUTATES!

Everyone: That's fluxuates

Me Nuva, Kopaka Nuva Lewa Nuva and Gali nuva:IS NOT!

Tune in tommorow on Huki gets a new ball!

Chapter 16

Tahu Nuva : OOOOO! cool! mega super Exo-Toa Nuva!

Gali Nuva: Wicked!

Pohatu Nuva: Bum

Lewa Nuva: EEEW!!

Kopaka Nuva: I'm leaving!

Onua Nuva Same as him!

Me Nuva: that’s yuck! BAN HIM!

Big D Nuva: Your wish is my command!( Bans Pohatu Nuva)

Pohatu Nuva: Not again bummy bum bum!

Lewa eat world nuva!!!: GET HIM BACK

Big D Nuva: OK (brings back Pohatu Nuva)

Lewa eat world nuva!!!: YAY!

Big D Nuva: Now YOU'RE OUT!

Lewa Eat World Nuva: WAAAAA! *CRY CRY*

Big D Nuva: Awww! you're in!

LEWN: Whoopee Yay!

Pohatu Nuva: Pee!

? find out in next epi

Pohatu Nuva: PUN!

of Huki Gets A New Ball!!! Chapter 17

ThunderBlade: HAHAHAHAHAH---ended, will stretch screen!

goldenvahi: I Like Pohatu Nuva!

Pohatu Nuva: Really?

goldenvahi: Yup!

Big D Nuva: No 1 word posts!

Giant mega Evil Tohunga with 6 legs: MUHAHAHA! I will conquer you all!!

Big D Nuva: OH NO YOU WON'T! * sends GMETW6L to sky *

Everyone: MUHAHAHA! Back atcha!

Lewa Nuva:  why are less toa here?

Exo-Boxor: Because you're boring.

All Toa Nuva: NO WE AREN'T! WE'RE NOT EVEN OUT YET!!

Gali Nuva: Uh oh.

Kopaka Nuva: Is that why we're boring?

Everyone: Yes it is!

Onua Nuva: OH. No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tahu Nuva: Shut up Onua nuva!

Onua Nuva: WAAAAAAAA! *crying*

Everyone: awwwwww!

Other me: I’m back!

Me: OH. NO!!!!!!!!!"!!!!!!!

Will other me go away

other me: No.

Big D Nuva: No 1 word posts!

Find out in the next episode of Huki gets a new ball!!!

Pohatu:: DUH DUH POH POH

Lewa: UGH! YOU LIKE TELETUBBIES!

Kopaka: I AGREE! I AM REALLY OUTTA HERE!

Me: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! My Story will be ruined!

Kopaka: GO FIND SOME GUY WHO CAN TALK LIKE ME!

Me: OH GOD! WHY ME!

God: Because there's something about you that really P****sme off!

Me: D'oh!

Big D: You're Banned!

Me: I AM THROWING YOU OUT OF THE STORY! *Throws Big D out, NO MORE BIG D!*

Tohu: You forgot someone...

Me: Tohu you're out * No More Tohu! *

Gali Nuva: Oh The Pain, the Diaperness!

Me: DIAPERS!

Gali Nuva: It says it on the script!

Me: *looks at script* BEEEEEEEEP!

Gali Nuva: LINE!

Me: LINE!

Liner: LINE!

Pohatu: BUM LINER!

Everyone: UGH!

Huki Nuva:.WATERMELON!

Me: You're NOT A NUVA! I Cross you out!

Huki: ..........

          Chapter 19: Pohatu Duhe-d

Pohatu: DUH DUH POH POH DUH!

Lewa: AAAAAH! MORE TELETUBBIES

Pohatu Nuva:  I WILL KILL YOU ALL!

Tahu:  FINALLY! NO DUMBNESS!

Gali : DUH DUH POH POH

Onua Nuva: OH NO! POHATU'S DUMBNESS IS IN GALI!!! AAAH!

Kopaka Nuva: KEEP YOUR HEAD ON YOUR ARMOR! NO NEED TO SHOUT

Gali Nuva: DUH DUH POH POH You are shouting.POH

Kopaka Nuva: D'oh.

Gali Nuva: TELETUBBIES TELETUBBIES SAY EH-OH!

Tohu: UH OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SEIGE OF THE TELETUBBIES IS UPON US!!

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Pohatu Nuva:*Breaks free of The evil grasp and takes his dumbness back* DUH DUH POH POH!

Gali Nuva: THANK GOD FOR THAT!

Chapter 20: Agent #13

Agent #13(a.k.a Kenito93): Where are the krana in BB House???

Tahu: We're out of it but they r in bedroom 1!

Agent #13: O.K!

Pohatu: DUH DUH POH POH!

Lewa: AGGH! YOU LIKE TELETUBBIES!

: Shut up.

Me: I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF YOU!!!!!

: Oh. Yeah.

Me : GET OUT TOHU!

 Waaa

Onua Nuva: DUH DUH POH POH!

Me: oh. no. Onua nuva. has. been. infected. with. stupiditis.

Kopaka Nuva: Stop. making. periods. after. every. word.

Gali Nuva: Will someone take me bowling? I Can't drive, i'm 6 inches tall!

Tahu Nuva: I WILL!

Gali: Thank You.

* Tahu Is driving to megabowl...*

Gali Nuva: Thank You SOOOOOO MUCH!

Pohatu Nuva: DUH DUH POH POH

Lewa Nuva: UH OH! * Lewa Nuva leaves!*

Tohu: Im Gone!

Bye Bye: BYE BYE!!

DuhBrainMan: Hey Pohatu! LETS DUHDUHPOHPOH together!

Pohatu: OK!!

Me: #### deres summat about him that really p****s me off!

Chapter 21: The Return Of The Huki!

Huki: MUHAHAHA I Have returned! WATERMELON! kill you all! WATERMELONTERMELONTERMELON... Etc.

Koronan Bowler: NOT IF I..

Pohatu : DUH DUH POH POH!

Koronan Bowler: yet again help it...

Gali: Nice Ride Tahu Nuva! Lets Bowl!

Tahu: No ! lets go to my place!

Later extremely rude scenes will be edited out...

-------------------------------- Rude scene deleted...

nine months later...

EVIL HUKI IS STILL ATTACKING!!

Huki: MUHAHHAHA!

Gali has ---- ---- -----!

Gahu+Tali*: GOO GAAA!*gali's kids*

Tahu :awwwww...

Everyone(including evil huki): awwwwwww...

Tohu:

Lewa Nuva: I'm off to get sold....

Lewa eat WORLD!!! Nuva: ack! oh no! the writer can't think of any more!

Me: too true... at chapter 30, i'm ending HGANB, tracking it and if anyone posts a can i be in it? a chapter will be written...Author's note: That was true!

Me: I Retire in 9 chapters... if i can think of them... Chapter 22: I Think It's Funny!

Pohatu: DUH DUH POH POH

Pohatu Blue: I Think It's Funny!

Pohatu: Wath?

Kopaka:What on Mata-Nui is Wath?

Lewa: Yeah, What is it ><!

Gali: EEEW! ><

Tahu:waht wtas taht?

Onua: What Are You Tahu Nuva?

Tahu Nuva: I Dunno

Pohatu Blue: Look Tohu's Being funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Tohu: Duhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuu

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<deleted due to longness>

Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<deleted>OO!!! LAUGHITIS IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Koronan Bowler: No NEED TO SHOUT!

Pohatu Nuva: You JUST DID!

Me:shhhhhhhh!

Everyone:awwwwww!

*sizes of speech return to normal!*

Me: Phew!

Everyone: What He Said.

Me: It woulda bin easier to say phew!

Everyone: WOULD NOT!

Me: WOULD TOO!

<long argument deleted...>

Chapter 23: DUH MAN

Me: I'm pondering whether i should go to chapter 40...

Pohatu: DO IT DO IT Shave My Bum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: No. Way.

Lewa: WAAAA! I WANT MY MOMMY!

Lewa’s Mom: Aww, there there Lewa Nuva...

Gali: Isn't it cute!

Everyone: NO!

Gali :It was a rhetorical question...

Pohatu:Wtash Tehorical?

Exo-Vahi: do you get stupider every chapter Pohatu Nuva?

Pohatu Nuva: huh?

Exo-Vahi: He does.

Me: Yeah, I Make Him Like That.

Exo-Vahi: Wha?

Me: Loooooook!

Pohatu Nuva: the square root of 21 is impossible.

Me: True True, and loooook again!

Pohatu Nuva: DUH@

Exo-Vahi: Dumbo at 2 o'clock!

Onua Nuva: You Callion My Friend a dumbo?

Exo-Vahi: Yeah wassup wid dat?

Onua Nuva: Notin

Exo-Vahi: Oh O.K.

Huki: WATERMELON!

Chapter 24: The Anniversary of BZ?

Tahu: Look it's two minutes and then its bz's anni--

Gali: What?

Pohatu: Duh, its versary

Gali: so its BZs anniDuh, its versary...

Tahu: The Computer says BZs forums are temporarily offline..ADMINISTRATION LOGIN!

Kopaka: But.. Only Big D Can get in then...

Onua: Hacker is my middle name!*cracks fingers*

Lewa: WAIT! you can't hack BZ!

Onua: YES I CAN!

Lewa: cant

Onua: CAN

Lewa: ooo a bottle CAN'T!

Long argument deleted...

: i suppose i can't hide it... BZ and K-P are merging!

Pohatu: Whats K-P? *authors note: the toa only visit BZ they dont know what K-P is!*

All other toa: Yeah what is K-P?

Tohu: You're all mad! clicky! HERE!!!!

Tohu: Oh yeah that'll just bring you to the firewall!

Pohatu: D'OH!

Tahu: i put in D's username in the box... who willing to put a password?

Onua:ME!

*Onua types zwsdfghcidnh in password prompt*

*it logs in...*

Onua: I did it!

Gali: all by typing zwsdfghcidnh!

Tahu: OMG!!! look its... BZPOWER!!!!!!!!!!!

Kopaka: Duh, what did ya think it was gonna be, KanohiZone?

Tahu: i see your point

Takua007: What point, where! I don't see a pin?

Tahu: its a figure of speech

Takua007: what action figure, where?

Tahu: i'm never gonna get through to you am i?

Takua007: No.

Tahu: Reverse psychology, another bit of good old mata-nuian knowhow!

Tohu: i didn't hear of that..

Tahu: UH OH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Virus comes on screen of BZP...

Tohu: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HA!

Virus will eat BZ AND K-P! at the same time! BIONICLE WILL DIE!!!!

Pohatu: what makes you think lego won't have their site?

Gali: G-reat one pohatu! you just blew up bionicle!

Pohatu: D'OH!

Lewa: i say we jump in the computer and battle the virus all in favour, RAISE THEIR HANDS!

*all but tohu raise hands*

*toa jump into computer and go to virus!*

Virus: (grunting) OOO BIONICLES! I WILL EAT YOU!!!

Tahu: Charge!!!!

*Gali kicks the virus*

Gali: Ow.

Tahu: that didn't go so good.

* Pohatu Kicks the virus*

Virus: Aieeeeeeee! owowowowowowowowowowow!

*virus blows up!*

Everyone: YAY!!!!!!!

*toa try to jump out but they are blocked by glass.*

Lewa: if we jump through, BZP will be deleted!

Tahu: Lewa, go stomp on the exit button!

* Lewa does it and BZ shuts down...*

Tahu: NOW!

*the toa break the glass and come back to the real world*

Kopaka: Ouf!

Lewa: er..

Kopaka: French for Phew!

Lewa: Oh.

Chapter 25: Back Ta Olde Times

Pohatu: DUH DUH POH POH!

Takua007: Wait! i still haven't written down that K-P and BZ merged.

Tahu: Yeah, Wait Pohatu!

Lewa: I Am Pohatu!*does comedical dance and shouts DUH DUH POH POH!*

Tahu+Takua007: WE TOLD YOU TO WAIT!

Lewa: YOU TOLD POHATU!

Tahu+Takua007: Oh Darn.

*five minutes later...*

Takua007: I'm done!

Pohatu: With What?

Tahu: Do you have that short a memory?

Pohatu: What?

Tahu: oh great.

Pohatu: what?

Gali: Very great pohatu!!!!

Pohatu: ooo! i'm getting praised by gali*drools*

Gali: GET OUT POHATU!

Pohatu: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!  

Tohu: He's Gone Now...

Gali: YOU ARE EVIL GET OUT OF HERE TOHU!

Tohu: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!    

Me: Why is everyone crying?

Gali: GET OUT ME!!!!!!

Me: Put the last word to the front and..

Gali: ME GET OUT!!!!!

Gali: NOOOOOO! I GOTTA LEAVE NOW!

Me: Bye Bye Gali...

Takua007: come back all banished ones but tohu!

pohatu: HI!

Gali: HI!

Pohatu: DILLIE HO!

Me: You are a mad dishpan pohatu!

Pohatu: and proud of it!

Me:he's too dumb to insult

kopaka: yeah.

pohatu*on a maha*: GIDDY UP PONY!

lewa: a definite idot!

what happened to pohatu? is he still riding a maha? find out on the next episode of HGANB!!!!!

Chapter 26: Maha Madness.

Pohatu: i like riding my new Maha!

Maha: He weighs 32 stone! Literally!

Takua007: I see what you mean, POHATU GET OFF THE MAHA!

Pohatu: WAAAAAA! ME NO GET OFF MAHA!

Tahu: Do what he says pohatu...

Pohatu: NO!

Gali: he may think i'm his mom...

Gali: Pohatu, get off the maha...

Pohatu: Okay Mommy..

Tahu: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!*runs off*

Lewa:Gotta GO!*Runs off*

Kopaka: Me too!* Runs off *

Onua: Me Three! * runs off *

Takua007: Me Fore! * Runs Off! *

Me: That leaves us with a very small cast...*drags a toa back with mental force*

Lewa: NOOOOOO! I MUST GO POTTY!!

Me: oh.* Tortures Lewa by hanging him over the toilet*

Lewa: Lemme go potty!

Gali: Lewa's our new madman!

Pohatu: Yeah! i don't have to act dumb anymore!!!

Lewa: LEMME GO POTTY!

Kopaka: * comes back* now this is better..

Onua: Yeah..

Takua007: is he gonna do what he wants yet?

Onua: I hope not

Everyone: Yeah!

Me: Now this is a good plot...

Pohatu Blue: I Came Back to say: I Think It's funny!

Me: True True...

Exo-Vahi: All the recent cast have come back!

Me: Hey Exo-Vahi! d'you like our new plot twist?

Exo-Vahi: Yeah!

Pohatu: i certainly like it because i don't have to act dumb!

Tohu:  ...

Gali: DO NOT SHOW YOUR FACE HERE!

Pohatu: I still like riding the Maha...*gets on maha*

                    Chapter 27: Lewa goes pohatu mad.

Lewa:*drinks some water* D'OH! D'OH DDDD'OOOHHH!

Me: Dooooo! Youuuuuuu! Understannnnnnnd meeeeeee lewaaaaaaa?

Lewa: D'OH!

Me: I'll take that as no....

Huki: WaterD'ohMelon!

Lewa: D'oh? d'oh d'oh d'oh?

Huki: Watermelon job i can Watermelon D'ohishD'oh d'oh Huki, d'oh d'oh Kopaka7427,d'oh D'oh d'oh...

Lewa: D'oh d'oh Lewa! D'oh d'o oh  D'oh!

Huki:He Watermelon:I am Lewa! I Need Potty!!!

Gali: Oh

Pohatu: Cool Maha you got me Onua!

Me: NOT THE MAHA!!!!!

Pohatu: YES THE MAHA!!!!!!

Tahu: ARRRRGH!!!!!

Protodermis stealer(my Moc Protodermis stealer a.k.a. tahu's evil twin bro i'll give a bio in BBC ): MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I Will Steal All your protodermis!!*takes tons of protodermis*

Lewa: D'oh!

Me: TOO TRUE! RUNNNNNNNN!!!!!

*everyone runs*

Proto. Stealer: MUHAHAHAHA! My rollerbades will catch up with you!

*Proto.Stealer catches up*

Me, Tahu, and Takua007:RUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

*we get faster*

Lewa: D'oh!*lewa is captured by Proto. Stealer

Pohatu: Darn! my mask fell off! *gets extremely slow and is captured*

Kopaka: Too...  Hot.... can't.... keep... uppppp...*slows down and is captured.

Onua: Goin underground!* digs but is too slow digging and is captured*

Gali: I'm... Meltinnng..*is captured*

Tahu: Looks like it's just Kopaka7427, Takua007 and myself!

Tahu: agg! my kakama! *is captured*

Takua007: I can't do it!*is captured*

*i speed off and i'm not captured*

*at Proto. Steal.'s lair*

Proto. stealer: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i will turn you EVIL!

Me: I'm here to save the day!

*Gets cage open*

Toa+Takua007: YEAH!!!!

* evryone kicks proto. stealers buttt*

*proto. stealer runs off*

Takua007: Writing that down writing that down...

Pohatu: MAHA MAHA MAHA!!!

 Chapter 28: I Need D'ohy!

Lewa: D'oh D'oh D'ohy!!!!!

Huki: He watermeloned: I Need Potty!!!!!!!!!!

Huki: WATERMELON!!!!!!

Makuta: I'm disinfecting a koli ball..

Makuta: To make huki Normal!!!

*throws ball at huki*

*Huki dodges ball*

Huki: Watermelon! you can't hit me!

Lewa: YAY! No More D'oh! itis!

Pohatu: Uh Oh! DUH DUH POH POH!!!!

*Lewa Goes potty*

Lewa: ahhh! nice and refreshing!

Pohatu: Thaws Rfeseghin?

Kopaka: Darn!

Gali: MAHA IS IN GARDEN POHATU!!!

Pohatu: MAHA!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!

*Pohatu is riding maha*

Takua007: So Pohatu likes riding maha's... wiriting...

Onua: Why did i ever befriend him?

Tahu: to shut him up for two seconds!

Onua: Oh yeah.

D: Were you the ones who saved BZP?

All Toa: You're looking at us!

D: Thank you! *gives them a hug*

Tahu: Hey my mask fell off!!!!

Gali: My Hook Dropped out!

Lewa: PUT US DOWN D!!!

D: Okay.

Me: Hey i thought i banished you! go leave!!!

D: WAAAAAA!!!!!!

*toa put themselves together*

Gali: D is a squisher for sure!

Hapu: Hi Guys! This is exciting!!!

Me: I Must have posted here over 40 times!

Takua007: Wow.

Kopkanuva: It's too long!

Koronan Bowler: I realised the author puts you in again every time you post! Pohatu! Stop Duhing!

Pohatu: awwwwww!!!!!DUH DUH!

Koronan bowler: THIS IS ANNOYING!!!

toh..

Gali: NO TOHU'S ALLOWED!!!

Chapter 29: UT comes back and lewa stops d'oh!ing

UrbanToa: Hi! i'm back!

Tahu: Hey UT wassup?

UT: not much, it's benn a while since i was in the neighbourhood

Pohatu: Gimme some firewood and put me in the bin, YEAH!

Lewa: are we supposed to take that literally?

Pohatu: Yes.

Lewa: oh. *switches to matatu and moves fire wood into pohatu's hands*

*maha puts Pohatu in the bin*

Pohatu: Yeah!

*Bin Breaks*

Pohatu: awwwwww....

Gali: Darn! i wish the binmen would take him away!!!!

Binmen: sure thing Gali* take pohatu away*

Pohatu: Yeah!

Huki: Watermelon!

Huki: WATERMELONWATERMELONWATERMELONWATERMELON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: stop wasting bandwidth!

Huki: Watermelon.

Makuta: Hi!

Me: Leave!

Makuta: Bye!

T

Gali: NO TOHUS ALLOWED!!!

Me: That was gonna be T

Gali: NO TOHUS ALLOWED!

Tahu(just fitted in): It was me  Kopaka7427 was talking about!

Me: yeah, it wasn't t..

Gali: NO TOHUS ALLOWED!!

Kopaka: KILL GALI  NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Kopaka kills gali*

Gali(spirit): NO TOHUS ALLOWED!

Me: get the ghostbusters!

ghostbusters: Hi what's yer problem!

Me: Look! There!

Gali Spirit: NO TOHUS ALLOWED!

Ghostbusters: get the spirit sucker!

* Gali's spirit is vacuumed in...*

Spirit Sucker: NO TOHUS ALLOWED!

Ghostbusters: GET RID OF IT!

*Spirit sucker is anayalated*

Tahu: Finally!

Everyone(but Gali Spirit): YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!

Gali Spirit(anayalated): NO TOHUS ALLOWED!!!

Tahu: Darn.

Chapter 30:kanohifan kills the bahrag and gecko boy kills Pohatu!

also starring: Vakama234.

Pohatu: SPONK! Hey Huki....

Huki: Watermelon Hug!

Pohatu(and other toa) ARRRRRRRGHHHHHH!!! not huki's hugs!!!!!

meanwhile... Gahdok: WATERMELON

Cahdok: WATERMELON!!!

kanohifan: They don't know its

Cahdok: WATERMELON!

Gahdok: WATERMELON!!!

kanohifan: POISON ARRRGH!!!

Cahdok: ?

Gahdok: ?

Pohatu: ?

Gahdok: You're not in this!

Pohatu: awwwwwww!

*bahrag die*

kanohifan: YIPPEEEEEEE!

Huki: Watermelon!

Me: Darn

Lewa: D'oh

Gecko Boy: I'll kill pohatu!

*stabs pohatu*

Pohatu: AIEEEEEE! OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!

*dies*

Vakama234: i am here to try out for a pohatu replacement?

Receptionist: go through there.

Vakama234: Okay...

*in auditorium(sp)*

Vakama234:DUH DUH POH POH!!!!!!!Person in crowd: YOU'RE IN!!!

Vakama234:DUH DUH POH POH I AM DUMB I AM DUM I AM DU I AM D!!!!!Me: No you're not!

Takua007: WRITING!!!

Chapter 31: Pohatu Strikes Back...

Pohatu: you cannot kill me for i am duh duh poh poh!

tahu: isn't that a cheesy copied quote from makuta twisted into duh duh poh poh?

Lewa:D'oh!

gecko boy: *stabs tahu* now i am the leader!

tahu:aieee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! owowowowowowowowow!!!!!

gecko boy: muhahahahahaha!

rjb1088: hi! im rjb1088, i like this story...

Pohatu: its real life

rjb1088: is not!

pohatu: is too!

*argument deleted*

Chewbacca: Huki! lets sing the watermelon song!

Huki and Chewbacca: WATERMELON!

WATERMELON!

WATERMELON!

WATERMELON!

WATERMELON!

Me+ Toa: SHUUT UUP!

kanohifan: YEAH!!!!!!!

Me: That was a good song!

Kanohifan: Sure Was!

Huki: Was Watermelon!

Me: Booring....

Chapter 32: Pohatu Madness: Episode 456373

Tahu: Pohatu, when did you say...

gecko boy: NOOOO! He's back too! Run awayiiiieeeeee!!*runs off*

Tahu: as i was saying... When did you say

Pohatu: ARRRGH!!!! THE MUTANT WIERD MEGA PILLOW CUSHIES ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Takua007:What are Mutant wierd mega pillow cushies?

Lewa: Those...

MWMPC:We are the mutant wierd mega pillow cushies! Kill us you will not!!!

Gali: You is mad definetely * kicks MWMPC *

Gali: Ow.

Pohatu: DUH DUH POH POH!!!! * Kicks MWMPC *

MWMPC: OWWWWW!!!!

Kopaka:Duh Duh Poh Poh You are our saviour!!!!

Lewa: ARRRRGH! HAS MATA-NUI GONE MAD!!!

Onua: Mata-Nui's asleep.

Lewa: Oh Yeah..

Pohatu I Am Dumb I am dum i am du i am d!!!!!!!!

Me: You're NOT BIG D!!!!!

Pohatu: Wha? I Am a Barbecue...

Pohatu: Does Super Sonic Pohatu Hate His Peedessesour, Pohatu?

Kopaka: Obivous isn't it, the answer to everything is YOU'RE MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pohatu: Is It?

Kopaka: YOU'RE MAD!!!

Lewa: Darn. Switch kopaka off! his batteries are getting cranky!

Pohatu: HEY! YOU STOLE MY LINE!

Lewa: DID NOT!

Pohatu: DID TOO!

Lewa: DID NOT!

Pohatu: DID TOO!

ARGUMENT DELETED...

Takua007: There are too many deletions!

Chapter 32: ACK!

Pohatu: ACK! DUH DUH POH POH!!!!

Lewa: ACK! You LIKE teletubbies? i'm outta here!

Me: ACK! Wait Lewa! You Have ACK!itis

Kopaka: ACK! What exactly is ACK!itis?

Squirtle: ACK! Squirt!

Me: ACK! GET HIM OUT!!!!!  

GG:ACK! Hey wheres the cure

Kopaka8464: ACK! Yeah i'm sick of going ACK!

Me: ACK! You've only said ACK! Twice!

Vakama234: ACK! Gali Would Know this!

Tahu: ACK! Yeah.

Gali's spirit: I Know!

Me: ACK! How Come You Didn't say ACK!

Gali: Because i'm dead.

Gali's Replacement:ACK! PUH-LEES! That is so... Last Year!

Gali: Get out replacement

Gali's Replacement: ACK! PUH-LEES! I was getting sick of this anyway* Leaves *

Gali: Anyway, drink this. * Gives everyone a diet Coke *

Pohatu:ACK! ME NO LIKE DIET!!!

Gali: To #### with you Pohatu

Pohatu: ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK!

* everyone drinks diet coke BUT pohatu *

Me: We're cured!

Kopaka8464: Yipee!

Gali: I Told You So Pohatu

Pohatu: ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK!

chapter 32, is it?: O DAH POA

Pohatu: O DAH POA!

Tahu: Wha?  

Pohatu: O  DAH  POA!!!

Gali: He's reverted to being a little kid..

Pohatu: I Hawve A Fwend cwalled Hendwy!

Onua: WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT IDIOT!

gecko boy: What Gali Said...

Exo-Vakama: Thats three phwases!

Gali: Wuh woh... dis way of talkwing is cwontwagous!

Pohatu: Dwuh Dwuh Pwoh Pwoh!

Takua007: it is!

Me: yipee! me and takua007 aren't affected!

Kopaka8464: DON'T FORGET ME!

dingdong: Awww pohatu and me aren't. where's his fwend cwalled hendwy?

nuhvok11: what's all dwis?

Me: arrgh! Nuhvok11 got the virus!

All Uninfected: RUN AWAYIEEEEEE!

Gatomon: I was called for a...

Me: RUNN!!!!!

Gatomon: Wha? This isn't the digital world?

Me: NO MATTER! JUST RUN!

*gatomon starts running*

2642783468737587 Miles away....

Me: Phew!

Echo: Phew! Phew! Phew!

Gatomon: Yikes this place is like... DEATH VALLEY!

Tahu: It is DEATH VALLEY!

Me: Yeah, Right, like 2642783468737587 Miles away is DEATH VALLEY!

Tahu:*sarcastically* Oh, But it is.

Me: Is It DEATH VALLEY! Takua007?

Takua007: Sure looks the part!

Kopaka8464: Too. True.

*Back At HGANB HQ...*

Gali: Lets pway dwoggies!

Pohatu: Yeah! Lets PWAY!!!

Lewa: Cwool! I'll Pway Dwoggies!

Dingdong: and me! I'll pway dwoggies!

Kopaka: Cwool! Dwoggelis

nuhvok11: Dwuh! Its pwonwonunced Dwoggies! and i'll pway!

Exo-Vakama: I'll pway dwoggies!

* Back in... DEATH VALLEY!*

Me: D'oh i'm dead.

Everyone else: Us too.

 Chapter emm… whatever….

Pohatu: WOOOOOOOO!!!!!                 HP!

Tahu: NOOOOO! ITS THE ATTACK OF THE HP SAUCE!

Pohatu: Me Like HP Sauce!

Gali: It's worse than MUSTARD!

Kopaka: AHHH! MUSTARD!

Lewa: Did someone say Relish?

Onua: MMM Relish!

dingdong: Have the toa gone MAD???

Me: Yes.

Takua007: Cool! WRITING!

Vakama: D'oh! Now noone will save us!

B-Team toa(made from spare parts): NOT TO WORRY WE WILL AHHHHH! HP SAUCE!

C-Team Toa(made from jelly): NOT TO WORRY WE WILL AHHHHH! HP SAUCE!!!*wobble*

bio-overlord: NOOO! Not the HP sauce!

Koronan Bowler: Hey what happened to the Mustard?

Kopaka: AHHHHHHH! MUSTARD!

Lewa: Did someone say Relish?

Onua: MMM Relish...

Tahu: Thats a clechie

Lewa: No its a cliche.

Onua: YOU FORGOT THE ACCENTS FRENCH GUY!

Pohatu: That was also a cleghue!

Me:

Tahu: HEADBONK POHATU!

Everyone BUT pohatu: YEAH!

Everyone:                                        P’s Kakama

Pohatu: Oh DUH DUH POH POH!

Huki: Watermelon. Chapter 34: IDIOPT ACK HAHAHA

Pohatu: IDIOPT ACKHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Tahu: Is that contageous?IDIOPT ACKHAHAHAHA!

Me: Yes. IDIOPT ACKHAHAHAHA!

Onua: Oh Darn it. IDIOPT ACKHAHAHAHAHA!

Lewa eat WORLD!!!: I'm back! IDIOPT ACKHAHAHA!

Matoran12: uh, wheres the mustard?

Me: YOU DIDN'T SAY IT!!! you are our saviour!

Pohatu12345678: Hey are we cured?

Pohatu: MMM Coffee

RJBuild1088: So this was temporary! YAY!

Tahu: Who you callin temporary? IDIOPT ACKHAHAHA!

Takua007: Yeah i didn't get to have a go!

Tahu: Boo Hoo.

Takua007: *while throttling tahu simpsons style* NO-ONE INSULTS MY NEEDS! or my anything!

Pohatu: MMM Coffee.

Me: You are a mad dishpan pohatu.

Pohatu: Thanks! COFFEE! GIMME COFFEE!

Tahu: HEADBONK HIM!!!!

Everyone:            

                           P’s Kakama

Pohatu: Oh Coffee! Wherefore art thou coffee!

RJBuild1088: as i was saying this was temporary...

Tahu: Who you callin temporary? IDIOPT ACKHAHAHA!

Chapter AHHHH!

Pohatu: shave my ack! bum!

Gali: im gonna go get blahblahblahitis!

Tahu: Oh No.IDIOPT ACKHAHAHAHAHA!

Gali's replacement: ACK! Diet coke was so last year but now i need some!

Kopaka: you'll have to wait til gali gets back from getting blahblahblahitis.

Lewa eat WORLD!!!: i still got HAHAHAHAHAHA laughitis.

Takua007: cool! i never got a itis!

ExoToa: ghbdegidngjksedghjisejgkluidgotgibberitissjkbgfshgjknsdjghsnghsj.ht

Gali: znvjsnkgnjozdjgk. hdjdj jsnfjskmfjksjkfmjui. momomomo

Lewa: i think ExoToa said: hi im new here wheres the bathroom, and gali said: Hi ExoToa. The Bathrooom is right left right. hehehe!

Takua007: oh.

Gali's replacement: ACK! can i have a diet coke?

Gali: hjdfui. dughuidndxgnindhgyu. dklgnjdngddnjidfnjnjddf

Lewa: i think gali said: No you can't, you said they were so last year.  

ExoToa: hdbnndfjigndhbvguidnjighjidfnhidnhfjidnghsjgn hdghjdnmgudjg?

Lewa: ExoToa said: Why did i have to get blahblahblahitis?

Pohatu: GET ME A MAHA! Me LIKE RIDE MAHA!!!

ExoToa: njidfnbhifnguihnf

Lewa: he said: i like eggs!

tahu: oh. IDIOPT ACKHAHAHAHAHA!

 Chapter 36 i think.....

Pohatu: UH...

Tahu: Wha?

Pohatu: Where am i who am i?

Gali: nvxjvnzsjgbhzsnzsvgnhzjfnznxdgjklbzxhjgnzdjbghs

Lewa: She said: I think he has amnesia.

Bio-Overlord: Good.

Pohatu: I Have a need to say, DUH DUH POH POH!

Bio-Overlord: Correction... Not Good.

Gecko Boy: Too True.

Onua: Why did the one thing he had to remember be 'duh duh poh poh'??

dingdong: Darn that mad dishpan.

Pohatu: Gimme some firewood and put me in the bin, YEAH!

Takua007: Writing that Pohatu has amnesia, Darn It.

ExoToa: sbfuisfhhabsjkbfihsdbnfkh

Lewa: He Said I like eggs but i need sushi.

Everyone but gali and ExoToa: What the...

Gali: bsjgfb usdg...

ExoToa: dhfuigndui?

Lewa: gali said: what the... and ExoToa said: What?

Me: Darn this idiotic amnesiatic stupidatic toa!

Me: Oh yeah, is stupidatic a word?

Chapter 37: Pohatu People!

Pohatu: DUHAYA! I am melted cheese in a sauce pan!

Pohatu People: MELTED! CHEESE! SAUCE PAN!

Tahu: What are they?

Gali: we...don't know, tahu

Bio-Overlord: Darn it they say they are Pohatu .. i didn't catch the rest.

dingdong: Ha-Chaa! Why you look at me?

Me: don't look at me, i have to write this!

Tahu: Uhhhh. i don't feel so good...

Lewa: don't sick on me!

Kopaka: I Must Look at my site! Onua Get off the net!

Onua: Just a sec.. DONE!

Gali: LET ME ON!

Kopaka: I'm doing a search for PEOPLE THAT WORSHIP POHATU!

Gali: LET ME ON!

Pohatu: DUH DUH POH POH!

Pohatu People: DUH! DUH! POH! POH!

Pohatu: MWHAHAHAHA! I HVE GONE POWERCRAZY!

Pohatu people: POWER! CRAZY!

Onua: I used to be that idiotic maniacal power-crazy Toa's friend!

Takua007: I got fresh boxors from nuparu! let's get em!

Kopaka: Yeah!

Lewa: It appears they worship pohatu

dingdong: DUH! They're the Pohatu People

Bio-Overlord: the pohatu-- WHA?

Takua007: we got em! now lets get the Pohatu People!

Pohatu People: POHATU DEFENSE ARRAY ACTIVATE!

*strange shield goes up*

*all but me charge*

*all but me faint*

Find out the demands of The pohatu People in:

HUKI GETS A NEW BALL 2: THE POHATU PEOPLE

HGANB 2

Chapter 1: Pohatu People are striking.

Last Time On Huki Gets A New Ball...

Pohatu: DUH DUH POH POH!

Pohatu people: DUH!  DUH!  POH!  POH! ALL HAIL POHATU!*Cut scene*

Tahu: What are they?

Gali: We... Don't know, Tahu.

*Cut Scene*

Lewa: It appears that they follow pohatu.

Dingdong: Duh, they are the Pohatu People!

Bio-Overlord: Pohatu...What?*Cut Scene*

Takua007: I got the newest boxors from Nuparu! Lets Get Em!

Kopaka: Yeah!

Me: Don't look at me, i have to write this!*Cut Scene*

Onua: I Used to be that power crazy idiotic maniac's friend!*Cut Scene*

Takua007: Let's go!

Pohatu People: POHATU DEFENSE ARRAY SHIELD ACTIVATE!

*Strange shield goes up*

*all but me charge*

All: OW!

*all but me faint*

And Now The Continuation...

*cut scene*

Takua007: ugh.. what was that?

me: looked like a defense shield.

eviltoa: Uhm. Hi?

SLKN: Hi, but... are you with the pohatu people!!??

eviltoa: the what?

SLKN: Them: ----------------> *Pohatu People*

eviltoa: oh, i'm not with them!

Pohatu: DUH DUH POH POH! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kopaka: AHH!

Pohatu People: NEVER   SPANK   POHATU!!!!! POHATU ARRAY OF DEATH ACTIVATE!

Lewa: I Pulled the plug on the pohatu people. they're out of power for two days. no pohatu people, no array of death.

Pohatu People: our creators taught us a poem, would you like to hear it?

Kopaka: NO!

Pohatu People: Spoilsport

Onua: YAY!

Tahu: YAY!

Lewa: YAY!

Huki: Watermelon!

Kopaka: YAY!

Gali: YAY!

Chapter 2: Tahu People.

Eviltoa: what are they?

Toa Of Light: What?

Eviltoa: Them ----------------> *Tahu People*

Tahu: Now i have people too!

Tahu: TAHU PEOPLE! DESTROY THE POHATU PEOPLE!

Tahu People: Yes O great Tahu.

Hakuna(My MOC): I AM THE TOA OF DOOM!

Lewa: Yeah yeah, we're busy destroying pohatu people...

Hakuna: Want a fate change? get one today! ONLY $8375893785!!!!

Lewa: Cool. *hands Hakuna $8375893785*

Hakuna: what do you want changing?

Lewa: My Mom. Mata-Nui is sooooo boring!

Hakuna: Your new mom is.... TAHU!

Lewa: *forgets mata-nui and thinks tahu is his mom* MOMMY!!!!!!!

Tahu: TAHU PEOPLE! ARE YOU DONE?

Tahu People: Yes.

Lewa: MOMMY *hugs tahu* GIMME A BEDTIME STORY!!!!!

Tahu: WHAT THE HECK??!!

Lewa: MOMMY! TAKE ME TO THE BOHROK NEST! PLEASEEEEEE?!

Hakuna: This isn't working well. *changes fate so lewa asks for..... The Tahu People to blow up!*

*after tahu people are done*

KABOOM!!!!!! Tahu: Darn

Pohatu: Cheese.

Gali: WHAT??!!

Lewa: MOMMY!!!!

Hakuna: EEEEEEEK! *runs off*

Hakuna: Remind meNEVERto go there again

Chapter 3: Gecko People.

Kowhai(my other MOC= NOTE! Is a girl): Hello. I am a Mata-Kini Toa.

Gecko Boy: WHOA! I got people too!GECKO PEOPLE! DESTROY A RURU!

Kowhai: What did that have to do with me?

Tahu: two words. Get. Out.

Lewa eat WORLD!!!: what is mata-nui coming to?

Takua007: Nothing, i think

Pohatu: THERE ARE MUTANT PANTS UNDER THE BLEACHERS!! AHHH!!! COULD SOMEONE SHAVE MY BUM??

Lewa: Dangit. They are the no. 1 and no. 2 idiots of all time! I WANTED NO. 1!!! DEMENTED PANTS? ARGHHHHH!

Gali: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kopaka: What.

Gali: MY Kaukau GOT A SMUDGE! WHAT WILL LEWA THINK ON OUR DATE?

Kopaka/Tahu/Onua: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lewa: YAY!

Pohatu: MELTED CHEESE!

Gali: HUH?

Kowhai: Does anyone want to date me?

Pohatu: I'd like to date you, MELTED CHEESE!

Kowhai: BYE BYE*leaves*

Lewa: Darn.

Gecko People: Yes Master. *they destroy a ruru*

Gecko Boy: *kills Pohatu*

Kanohi Nuva: Hi.

Pohatu: HEY A KANOHI! A PICK ME UP! *takes Kanohi Nuva and puts him on his face*

Kanohi Nuva: mmmrfrrmfrmfrmfmfmrfrmf

What Will Happen to Kanohi Nuva?? Find out in the next installement of.....................HGANB2

Chapter 4: HUH Ta Boot! The Pohatu People are Back!

Pohatu: I AM A BIG FAT JERK!

Lewa: Beef Jerky.... mmmm

Pohatu People: JERK!

Lewa: THAT OFFENDED ME!!!!!!!!! wait. how'd you get back...

Pohatu People: we dunno... do you?

Pohatu: DUH DUH POH POH!

Lewa: MAJOR TELETUBBY PROBLEM!!! RUNNNN AWAYIEEEE!

Dee Dee: Chinatown, usah.

Dexter: Lets go!

Me: YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SET!

Dee Dee: Hi Kopaka7427! Bye Kopaka7427!

Dexter: sorry, lets go to the right set, stoopid sister.

Me: GO ALREADY!

Dee Dee: mmm Cookies!

eviltoa: are we on the wrong set, that is the question.

Takua007: Nah, we're not.

dingdong: Nah.

Lewa eat WORLD!!!: WHO CARES!!!!

Uncle: Aiyahh! I Do!

Makuta: Mwahahahaha!

Uncle: *gets the salamander*

Makuta: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Me: Goodbye! *pushes uncle off-set*AHHHHH! SO ANNOYING!!!

Chapter 5: People and Toilets! AHHHHHHHHHH!

Mr. Toilet: HI EVERYBODY!

Pohatu: HI MR. TOILET! *sticks head down a toilet* *Gets head stuck*

Gali: DARN.

Pohatu People: MR TOILET!!!!*stick heads down toilets and get them stuck*

Pohatu People: Darn.

Tahu: TAHU PEOPLE! ARE YOU BACK FROM VACATION IN HEAVEN YET?

Tahu People: Yes Master.

Kopaka: Cool, i got Kopaka People

Kopaka People: HI!

Lewa: YAY! I GOT LEWA PEOPLE!

Lewa People: Yeah, Whatever....

Onua: evien in giot ONOOA PEPOOLE!

Tahu: You spelt everything wrong in that post, even your own Name.

Onua People: AHHH! OUR TOA THAT WE LOVE IS DUMB! *get neuron nudger off Honey, i shrunk the kids: the TV show**use it on Onua at Einstein Rate: 100%

Onua: YES! I AM CLEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gali: Big Whup. Hey I GOT PEOPLE TOO!

Gali People: Big........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzWHOA SORRY Whup.

Me: Crossing out.. HEY I GOT A PEOPLE!

Me People: Hi, O Great Me.

Takua007: I GOT SOME PEOPLE TOO!

Takua007 People: Hello, are we done yet with the 'people' JUNK!

*dingdong and Lewa eat WORLD!!! get people*

Takua007 people: your people are JUNK! WE'RE THE BEST!

All other people: NO WAY!

Takua007 People: THIS MEANS WART!!!!!!

Gali: Eeeww....

Takua007 People: Oh, i mean THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!!!

*war breaks out*

Gali People: FREINDLY FIRE! THIS MEANS EVERY PEOPLE FOR THEMSELVES WAR!!!!

*all people destroy each other*

Everyone: DARN! THERE GOES MY PEOPLE!

HGANB 3

Pohatu: DUH DUH POH POH!!!!!

Lewa: AHHHHH! Teletubieneeis!

Pohatu: What are tebhrkfndfjgjjdips?

Kopaka: For pohatu, heres a little song:I Hate Po,Po Loves Me,We tied dipsy to a treetinky winky hit him in the head,eh-oh la-la, Dipsy's dead.

La-La: WAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Gali: Ha Ha!!!!

Pohatu: ITS..... SO SADDDDDDDD!!!    

Tahu: HA HA!!!!!

Pokernerd56: wow, i didn't know pohatu could be... so emotional!!!!

RCX: Nah, he's faking it BIGTIME!!!

Takua007: Really? I think him hoppping around with his leg on his head IS REAL....

*Pohatu is hopping around with his leg on his head*

Pohatu: NOOOOO! First Dipsy dies, then i can't ride my MAHA!! WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Lewa eat WORLD!!!: Oh man, thats killing me, LITERALLY!!!!!

Kodan Ball: Why'd i get stuck with mr. leg on his head???

Lavaboard: I dunno.

SSG(super saiyan goku): WAIT! Those weap- sorry i mean TOOLS are talking!

Everyone: AHHHHHH! GET THE WEAP-- sorry. TOOLS!!!!

CHAPTER 2

Pohatu: What did Maha say to Maha 2??

Maha: MOOOOOOOO....

Pohatu: Absolutwerj....cawect!!!

Gali: You Know Maha are prone to sudden death...

Pohatu: REALLY??? I MUST PWOTWECT MAHA!!!

Maha: Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

*two weeks later*

Pohatu: WOW! maha i've protected you for 4 weeks....i need a bula berry flavored ice cream......

*10 minutes later*

Pohatu: Hey do you wanna li---AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*drinks Water* AHHHHHHHHHHH*snorts water from nose*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! MY MAHA HAS BEEN KILLED BY A RAMPAGING BOULDER!!!!

Toa74279: OH NO!!!! (not)

Takua007: I agree completely Toa74279....

SSG: AHHHH! Where's pohatu's Maha?

Me: Wha? you lookin at me?

SSG: Yes.

Lewa eat WORLD!!!: Yow. i feel sorry for the boulder...

SSG: EXACTLY!!!!! THINK OF THE BOULDER!!!!!

Toa74279: What about the talking tools???

SSG: FORGET THEM!!!! THE BOULDER.... WAHHHHH!

Pohatu:      

Maha:

        Chapter 3

Huki: Wha? I'm WATERMELON?

Pohatu:      duh duh poh poh.

Gali: awww, don't cry pohatu, gali's here...

Tahu: OH MAN! Gali thinks she's pohatus mom!!!!

Pohatu: Mommy?

Gali: Yes,

Pohatu: WAHHHHH! Make me first!

Gali: Okay.... done!

Pohatu: YAY!!!!

*Gali and Pohatu snap out of it.*

Gali: WHAT??

Pohatu:

Kopaka: Heh, funny.

Takua007: Yeah, Gali and Pohatu, i thought i'd never see the day!

Gali: WHY YOU LITTLE!!!!!!!

*Gali Blasts all with water*

SSG: blublublulbulubllbulllllbbububllllbbububububuubuubbb BLECH!!!

Lewa eat WORLD!!!: YAHH! GALI'S A KILLING MACHINE!!!! RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

All: YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Will Gali Get them? Find out tommorow.

HGANB 4

Chapter 1

Pohatu: Hello??? !

*no one hears him cos he's in space*

Pohatu: Oh well, DUH DUH POH POH! !

*no one hears him*

Gali: D'ya think we should get Hganb From Pluto?

Lewa: No, BRAAAAAP!!!

Tahu: Yeah, who could build a spaceship big enough to fit Pohatu-Big-Bum??

Kopaka: Me!!! *build humongous 588 storey high Space ship*

I Call it... The HGANB-Pohatu Retriver! !

Onua: Yay! A Puppy golden retriever called Lissie!!!

Lissie: Ruff! *author's note: Lissie is permanent*Ruff ruff ruff!!

Gali: Awwwww...

Kopaka: Lets Go!

The Space ship:

<--------0000000000OOOOOOOOOOOO*the big o is the pohatu containment, the really big one for hganb all the other Os contain the toa and lotsa food[for pohatu]*

Where will the space ship go before it reaches pluto? Find out in Chapter 2!!

  Chapter 2

*on Pluto*Pohatu: DUH DUH POH POH!!! *no-one hears him*

SSG: y'know, in space no-one can hear you DUH DUH POH POHing...

Pohatu: ARRRRRRGHHH!!!!!!

SSG: Or screaming..

Pohatu: *whimper*

SSG: or whimpering...

Pohatu: WHAAAA!!!!!

SSG: Or crying....

Pohatu: ...

SSG: or ...ing

Pohatu: Hey, how come I can hear YOU??

SSG: Uh, see ya! *runs off to spaceship*

Pohatu: llalalalalala..

TTBF:You are so stupid *smacks  Pohatu * *walks away to spaceship*

Pohatu: Mommy, i got a booboo..

Gali: Shut up freak..

Pohatu: WHAAA!!!

Gali: *towering over  Pohatu * DID YOU HEAR ME OR ARE YOU DEAF???

Pohatu: *whimper*

Gali: Okay, shut up, thats it. *walks away to Spaceship**on spaceship*Kopaka: we are approaching pluto!

Lissie: Ruff!

*on Planet*

Pohatu:Mommy! My bum is so big I've outgrown my armor! DUH DUH POH POH!Gali:Shut up   Tahu:I think we're at Pluto, lets get the wrecking ball and fling the white room back to Earth!Gali:No you Idiot! The Earth has rotated since then!

*Yet Tahu proceeds to fling it back, and it lands in the sea*

Kopaka: YOU DOLT! NOW I HAVE TO BUILD A SUBMARINE!

Tahu: *whimper*

What will the submarine look like? tune into HGANB 4!

Chapter 3

Pohatu: DUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUHPOHPOHPOHPOHPOHPOH!!OVERLOAD! *KZZZT!*

Gali: Wha?

Pahrak Kal: That Old Dishpan

Tahu: Yeah.

Lewa: Yea.. WAIT A DARN SECOND! WHO THE #### ARE YOU???

Pahrak Kal: Are You That Dumb you don't read the top of my Post?

Gali: No.

Pahrak Kal: I'm Pahrak Kal(You Can Call me PahK)!And these are My Buddies:Tahnok Kal(TahK)Lehvak Kal (LehK)Kohrak Kal (KohK)Nuhvok Kal (NuhK)Gahlok Kal (GahK)

Kopaka: uhh.. Thanks.

Takua007: Yeah.. i gotta go, i hear my turaga callin'

Lewa: You don't have a turaga!

Takua007: Oh Yeah *anime sweat drop*

SSG: I gotta oil My drillor!

Takua007: You don't have a drillor!

SSG: Oh. Yeah.   .

Lissie: Ruff!

TTBF: Don't we gotta make a submarine?

Kopaka: Oh Yeah! *builds sub*I Call it-- DEEP SEA HGANB!

This is It:

oooooOoooOooooOo

*the Big big big O is Pohatu's and the lil' o is Hganb's*

Where will the Sub Take them? Find out Tommorow!

Chapter 4: doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo do do do do dodododododo!

Pohatu: DUHDUHDUHPOHPOHPOH!!!!*it echo's in his huge area in the sub*

LehK: What? i didn't hear you!

Pohatu: Agk! DUH DUH POH POH!!!!

LehK: Oh.*on practice deck*Gali: *slashes at GahK* YAHH!!!!*GahK dodges*

GahK: YAHHHHGHA!!!! *squirts a water gun*

Gali: Lame-O!!! *slashes* YAHH!!!!

GahK: Ow. *dies*

Gali: WOHOO!

GahK: if ya put it that way... *comes back to life*

Goku: Hi! where's Buu?

SSG: wrong set... that way! *shows way*

Buu: I Want Candy.... *follows Goku*

Takua007: Now Thats over....

Lewa eat WORLD!!!: WOHOO!

TahK: Yakkkkk!

Pohatu: What's a Yakkjhjjkhjkhkhjkjhjjkhj?

Gali: *slaps Head* darn you.

Nuparu: HiBye!

Tahu: Uhh....

*at command center*

Kopaka: We are approaching HGANB's Coordinates

Lewa:YAY!

Huki: WATERMELON!!!!!

Pohatu: Poke.

All but Pohatu: ?

Kopaka: we've got Hganb, lets get back to mata-nui!*Takes sub to Lego HQ* Note: the white room is actually a mental person's room{for pohatu}*

part 5: Intuderrs with a pizza for hands

The group returns to LEgos HQ

Tahu;HOME AT LAST!

Pohatu: YAY! YOU QUIRO TACO -*gets beat up by a chicken* AHHHHH! CHICY CHICKY CHIKT CHIKT!

Onua: POHATUs A BOHROK!?!

Nuparu: ILL STOP HImn *Takes boxor and hits pohatu*

Pohatu: AOIDGOAIGDOAIGYDIA&GYDIUAYDIADUYADGIADGIAUG!!!!!!!!gets up*

Glai: what was that all about?

Huki: i have no WATERMELON idea!

Kopaka: ARDVARKS!

Lewa eat worldAHHHHHHH! WHERE GET THEM OFF OF ME!

Pohatu: YOU!

LEW: what?

Pohatu: 8points at tahu* YOU!

LEW;What?

Pohatu: *points at sky*CORNCOB!

Lewa: I AM NOT A CORNCOB!

Takua007:yes you are...

Lewa: D'OH!!!!!!!

Kopaka; HA HA!

Suddenly the headquarters lose all power........

Takua; what the-?!!? A BLACOUT!

Huki: YUMMY WATERMELON BLACKOUT! WATERMELONWATERMELON!

Buu: I MAKE YO U ALL BE EATEN!*turns pohatu into a candy piece*

Pohatu:MLARMLARMLAR!

Buu:BYE BYE!*eats pohatu*

All but Pohtau:YAY!

Buu;Buu not feel so good.....*coughs up pohatu*

All but pohatu:nOOOOOOOOOO!!!!1

Pohatu;DUCKS!

Takua007: WHERE!?!

Buu:I WILL NOW MAKE YOU SUFFER! HAHAHAHA *japanese dbz music starts playing*

Pohatu: OOOH! SUFFER-Y

Nuparu: Please dont say that ,it scares onua

Pohatu:what? Suffer-y?

Onua:GAAAAH! MAKEIT STOP MAKEIT STOP!!!!!!*runs around n circles*

Buu: I WILL NOW MAKE PIZZA-KAL! *Absorbs a bohrok kal nera him , then spits it up , more japanese dbz music play*

LEW; GO AWAY MAJIN BUU!  KA ME HA ME HAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *fires ki blast*

Tahu: how did you do that?

LEW: Special Efects!

Tahu:OH!

Buu gets blown up!

Pizza-kal: YOU MUST SUFFER LIKE A BACON STICK!AYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! CHIKT CHKIT CHIKT!

Pohatu: NO YOU ARE NOT A BACON STICK! I AM ! *eats Pizza Kal*

Nuparu: youre scaring me more than usual pohatu!

Pohatu; FRENCH TOAST! *burps*

LEW: HEY LOOK! A PEPPERONI KRANA!

Takua007: GIMME THAT * eats krana* *TURNS INTO MAJIN TAKUA007* E>:[ I MUST KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Huki;WATERMELON SANDWHICH!

Tahu: Oh no not this.....

Gali;    oh great ,here comes more dbz characters.........

Suddenly the gang hears soem enrgy type sound thingy..

WHO IS COMING TO SAVE THEM? FIND OUT ON PART 6!!!!!

Chapter 7: KA ME HA ME HAAAAAAA!

Pohatu: DUH DUH YAHHHHHH YAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buu: I'm baaaack!

Gali: Darn you.

Buu: This Blast is capable of destroying all of you, is there anyone who would like to volunteer to stop me?

*lego employees blow themselves up*

Goku: Me!

Buu: WHA?

Vegeta: And me, Kakkarot.

Buu: Uh oh

Gohan: Me too!

Buu: Help me...

Goten and Trunks: Us too! *do fusion dance* Fu--sion..... HAAAA!

Gotenks: Yeah!

Buu: WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Gotenks launches a Super ghost Kamikaze*

Gotenks-Ghost: BOO!

Buu: Me?

Gotenks-Ghost: DOH!

Buu: AHGHHH!!!!!!!!

Lewa: What the mangai is happening here?

*Goku and Vegeta fuse into vegito using the Kai earrings*

Vegito: say hello to your doom, buu!

Buu: HELP!

Pohatu: I will! *goes super buuan* YAHH!!!!!!!!!!

Gali: He's been incorporaed..

Pohatu Super-Buuan: What's that?

Lewa: SHUT UP!!! *goes super saiyan*

Tahu: I didn't know you were a saiyan!

Lewa: ZIP IT! KA ME HA ME HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tahu: Wrong dude.... OW!!!!

Lewa: Sorry

Tahu*pile of ash*: You can say that again...

Lewa: Sorry!

Tahu: I DID NOT MEAN THAT!!! YAHHHHHHH!!! *lanches energy disk*

Lewa: Since when were you krillin?

Tahu: Never.

Buu: I'm off to destroy KibitoShin on other world!

Vegito: No you're not! *holds buu*

*gohan and Gotenks get absorbed*

Vegito: DOH!

*buu absorbs pohatu, his slave to increase his power*

Tahu: There's only one hope.. The NAMEK DRAGONABALLS!

Dende: How do you know about those?

Tahu: Duh! I watch TV!

*the group feel something........ stronger....*

What will come? find out in chapter 8!

P.S. no more DBZ after chap. 8!

part 8; TAHU IS THE BIG DBZ NUT! BUT EARTH BLOWS UP AGAIN!

Suddenly Goku and Vegeta Split , they are to low on power to stay as vegito

Buu: HAHAHA! PITIFuL!PITIFuL FOLLS!

Pohatu: DUH DUH FU-SION POHPOHPOHPOH!!!!!Vegeta: Kakarotto..lets finish this fool!

Son Goku(gokus japanese dbz name , i just kinda like saying it so bear with me!) : Right!

Both: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-SION! HA!

The Two Saya-Jin become Gogeta.

Tahu: This si just too cool! ITS LIKE MOVIE 12 ALL Over AgAIN!

Pohatu; JANEMBA JANEMBA!

Takua007; E>:[ FOOLISH FOOLISHY FOOL! FEEL MY WRATH! FINAL FLASH!!!!!!!!!8hits pohatu*

Pohatu: DUH DUH POH POH!!!!!

Gali: ENOUGH!*raises hands into the air*

Gogeta: HANG ON GALI! WE ONLY CAN STAY THIS WAY FOR 30 MINUTES! SO GIVE US SOME TIME!

Glai: Oh....FINE THEN!

Gogeta: GOOD! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *turns SS4 , from DBGT*

Buu: Wha-WHAT!?!?!

Tahu:Oh my!

Pohatu:YATTA! NOW BUU CANT DO  WHAT HE DID TO BLOW UP EARTH!

Buu: *hears pohatu* OH! GOOD IDEA! *charges up huge blast and aims it at Kaioshin (Supreme Kai) and Kibit (Kibito)*

Kaioshin: NO! *charges at Buu*

Lewa: STARBURST FRUIT CHEWS!

Pohatu: DUH DUH CHEW CCHEW!

LEW: PLEASE STOP!  

Gogeta goes and punches a hole in buus stomache.......

Buu:AGH!

Gogeta: YAY! I AM THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!WOHOOOOO!!!!!!!

Buu: HAHAhA! YOU FOOL! *creates Super buu , ultra Buu , and Chibi Buu*

Kopaka: Oh mommy!

Huki: SENZU WATERMELON!*runs into a wall*

Gogeta: NO! WERE CORNERED!and only 60 SECONDS LEFT!!

Son Gohan: NO YOU DONT! *goes SS2* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! * beats up the Buus *

Chibi Buu: NYEEEEEEE! * beats the witshershnoozle out of Gohan*

Goha: *falls down* ...owie.........mommy..........

Dende : this is not good!

Huki: WATERMELON!

Piccolo: Shut up!

Gotenks: HA! YOU FOOLS! NO ONE CAN STOP ME! I AM THE GREATEST FIGHTER EVEER! *turns ss3* SHINE SHINE MISSILE! *hits Each buu but Chibi Buu*

LEW: GOOD JOB GOTENKS!

Gontenks : IM AM THE-*gets killed by Chibi Buu*

Tahu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!THATS IT!

Chibi Buu:HAHAHAHAH  BWAHAHAHAHAHA! * Fires SUPER DUPER SUPER SUPERSUPERUPSER STrONG ENerGY BALL!*

pohatu: AUDOHIUAROI&AEHO*A&#GO*A&#G&*! DUH DUH POH POH!

LEWA: WE HAVE TO LEAVE!

Gogeta splits back into Vegeta and Goku

Piccolo: GOKU! HEURRY AND TELEPORT  US AWAY!

Goku bUT WE NEED TO GET GOHAN AND  THE OTEHRS!

PICOLLO!: THERE NO TIME! WE WOULD TAKE TO LONG! JUST GET US ALL OUT OF HERE!

Goku:*not wilingly* OKAY OKAY doNT YelL STUPID! .....gohan..im sorry....but still.....its good to know hwat its like to di....

Gohan: I HEARD THAT!

Goku: YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE UNCONSiU!

Gohan: OH! RIGHT! *falls back down*

Everyone but goten trunks and Gohan get out alive.............THe earth eexplodes.................

Pohatu: YUMMY!BYE BYE EARTH THINGY! EAT YOUR CRUST!!!!!!1

LEW; SHUT UP!

Takua007; WELL THE KRANAS GONE!

Nuparu: Yeah , and so is earth

Kopak:NOOOOOOOOO! I WAS GONNA BUY THE BOHROK KAL!

Gali; AND I WAS GONNA EAT ALL MY LEFTOVER HALOWEEN CANDY!

Kaioshin: AND I WAS GONNA BLOW UP THE ENERGIZER BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kibit: I WAS GONNA THROW A RASIN AT POHATU!

Pohatu: DUH DUH GO-KU!

Vegeta: *grabs Goku by the necj* KAKAROTTO! YOU FOOL! YOU LET MY SON DIE!

Goku: EASY MAN ! GET YOUR STINKIN HAnds OFF OF ME!

Vegeta;  *backs away from goku* .....you......you........WEENIE!

Goku; NITWIT!

Vegeta: SAIYAN DIPSTICK!

Goku: BIG HAIRED LOSER!!!!

Pohatu: NO THATS ME!

Both : SHUT UP!

Piccolo: dende......can we still revive the others?

Dende: Its possible..but hard..

Tahu: You guys ..im sensing a dark power...something we saw efore..........

LEW: you mean-

Tahu: yes....buu has survived...BUT I CANT SNSE POWER!

Takua007; YOure just a DBZ nut man!

Tahu:Thank YOu! AND THANK TV!!!!

Phatu:YATTA!!!!!!!!!!!!DUH DUH BUU BUU!

Gali:SHADDAP!

did buu really survive? and can the others return?

tune in next time!

Chapter 8 (actually, LeW, you wrote chap. 7)

Pohatu(inside buu): DUHDEEDUMDEEDUH POHPYYPUMPYYPOH!

Buu: YAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hello!

Vegetto: YAHHHHRG! He's.... BACK?

Gali: Leave it to me *distracts buu by asking him out*

Vegetto: KA ME HA ME HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

*buu is blown up and they look in the hole, he is dead, he was vaporised*

Vegetto: I can still sense immense power....

*the real threat is.... THE STUPID SEAT DUDES!*

SSD1: Hey, we're here to destroy you.

Dende: I've got the dragonballs!

Vegetto: right! *defuses due to buu dieing* *shenlong appears*

Goku: I wish that earth was restored and everyone that was killed by buu which was good are restored, and *whispers* i wish buu could be remade good-like!

Vegeta: Look YOU NUMBSKULL NINNY DIPPO!!!

Goku: What?

Gali: UH OH! There are 15 SSDs!!

Trunks: WAITUP!!!!

Goten: Yeah!

Gohan: Do not forget someone....

All: GOHAN!!!!!

*earth is BACK!!!!*

Tahu:Let's get to the white room, come on guys!

Lewa: You DBZ Guys wanna come too?

Vegeta, Goku, Gohan, Goten, Trunks and Dende: Yeah, sure, why not?

Mr. Popo: Don't forget meeeeee!

Gali: Okay, come on!

*all return to the white room*

Chapter 9

Pohatu: DUH DUH POH POH!

Gali:    la la la la la la la....

Goku: so this is what the white room is like.

Gali: Yup. *whistles*

Tahu: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?

Vegeta: Is that a dipstick?

Gali: Yup. la la la la la la la....

Pohatu: What's a laklalakslakalakalakkala?

Lewa: You Idiot! *slices pohatu in two*

Pohatu Half 1: whtyydhdydhdy!

Pohatu Half 2: aieoiiieiieuuauiaoiuiiuiuauei!

Lewa: If you look at Pohatu Half 1, you'll see he can only say words(and idioticisms) without vowels.Pohatu Half 2, can only say vowels.

Goku: Cool! DOH! My 2 lines are up!

Vegeta: saiyan dipstick! DOH! There goes my lines!

Gohan: If you fuse i bet you could say more lines!

Me: NO WAY! THERE'S NO FUSING ALLOWED, OR YOU WONT SPEAK AT ALL IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!

Goten: AAAHAHAHAHAHRGH!!!

Trunks: Ditto.

Pohatu(now back to normal): YAY! POKEMON!

All(including Goku and Vegeta*): AHHHHHHHH! HE SAID P-WORD!!!!

Me: say goodbye pohatu!

Pohatu: Good What?

Me: *kicks pohatu into next week*

*in next week..*

Pohatu: Hi ME!!!!

Me: YAAAAAAHRGH!!!!!

*back to now...*

Gohan: I'm glad that's over, but i hate only having two lines....

Goten and Trunks: Yeah! DOH!

Mr. Popo: Never say a single word on its own, you waste your lines.

Tahu: Shut up with the wise stuff mr. popas!

Mr. Popo: That's Mr. Popo...

Tahu: Okay, lardpo

Mr. Popo: POPO!!!

Tahu: Okay Poopy

Mr. Popo: POPO!!!!

Tahu: Shut up Lardass.

Me: Mr Popo, you have said 4 lines! no starring in the next chapter!

All bionicle characters: YAY!!!!

TTBF: I liked when you lot of DBZ characters were gone

Dende*speaking for all the other DBZ characters*: WHY YOU LITTLE!!!!

Tahu: Backatcha!

Dende: DOH!!!!* turns into a microscopic Namekian*

Tahu: HA HA!!!

Gali: What-ever..

Pohatu: HAM CHOPS!

Kopaka: You Mean Lamb Chops

Huki: Or watermelon...

Lewa:yeah..

Takua007: He could of meant, I WANNA CHOP HAM!

Onua: Do Ya?

Takua007: No.

Chapter 10

Mr. Popo: Finally..

Me: Nuh-uh!

Mr. Popo:  

Goku: Woohoo! Lines Again! But Now... *aims at me* KA ME HA ME HAAAAAAAAA!

Me: Ow. *turns into a pile of ash*

Dende: Helloooooo! I'm under a microscope! HELP ME YOU BIGGUN!

Tahu: Backatcha!

Chapter 11:

tahu: I MUST DO SOmeTHING BaD tO SOMEBODY! *goes over and burns vegetas hair*

Vegeta; AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!IM BURNING!AHHHHHH8Runs around screaming*

Gali: HAHAHAAH!

Pohatu:DUH DUH POH POH!

Lewa: You know , i wna tto do something mean too!*goes and throws Trunks at a wall*

Trunks: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!

Vegeat: AHHHHHHHHH HAIR ON FIRE HAIR ON FIRE HELP ME MY HAIR IS ON FIRE * falls down

and stops moving*

Goku:Well , there goes his lines.....

Kopaka: Shouldnt we go help Vegeta?

Goku: HECK NO! AHHHHHHH! MY LINES ARE GONE ! *shuuts up*

Piccolo: GUYS! WHTA IS 2+2?

Pohatu: EARWAX! MLAR MALR MLAR DUH DUH POH POH JIBBY!

Gali;That was pointless.....

LEW: 2+2 is 4

Piccolo: *wnats to keep lines so he is quiet*

Goten: I HATE EVRYTHING NOW! I WANNA GO DO SomETHING EVIL! *fires an energy blast at tahu*

tahu:*has a big hole in his stomache now* HEY YOU LITTLE CREEP!  NOW I CANT HAVE LUNCH! *goes and tries t strangle Goten*

Goten*:Throws pohatu into the ground*

Onua: YAY! I GET TO BILLING NOW!

Kopaka: oh &(&^(*&! NOW YOURE GONNA GET IT!

Gali; HECK YEAH!

Both (Kopaka and Gali: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-Sion! HA!

Fuse into Kali.

Kopaka7247: NO FUSING! NO FUS-*gets disentegrated by Kali*

Kali: HAHAHAHahAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! *gets punched by vegeat , who is now bald cuz all his hair is burned up*

Trunks: WAY TO GO DAD!*ACK! MY LINES THEY  ARE GONE!!!!!!!!

Huki;SUPER SAIYAN WATERMELON!!!!!!!!!!

All:WHAT?

Huki: SUPER SAIYAN WATERMELON!

All:WHAT?

Huki:Super Saya-

Guy From Monty Python:OH GET ON WITH IT!

Huki:......................WATERmElOn!

Chapter 12

Me: *sizzles*

Kali: HA HA Wha? *they defuse*

Me: *sizzles*

Goku: *gets dragonballs* I wish that me was a person again, not a pile of ash!

Me: Thannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkoo

Me: Now To Laff At Kopaka And Gali: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Vegeta: HELOOOOOO? MY HAIR IS STILL ON FIRE!!!!

Goten: SORRRRRRY?

Pohatu: DUH DUH ALARM ALARM!!!!

Vegeta: SHUT UP! NOOOOOO LINES DISSAPEAR B4 MY EYES!!!

Takua007: Nahnahnahnak!!!

*silence*

Pohatu: Huh?

Dende: I'm finally BIG!!

Pohatu: AHHHHH SCREAMING YELLOW HONKER S!¬¬¬¬!!!!+!+!+!")*(*&*(*&£*^%&^R$ ^$£U^Y&*(I%^^&(*)

Goku: *stays quiet but sniggers*

Tahu And Lewa: FUUUUSSSION-HAAAA!!! *becomes Tawa

Me: *stays quiet* Funny name.....

Tawa: WHY YOU LITTLE!!!! *evaoporates on the spot due to one half fire one air*

Me: Hehheheheh!

Mr.Popo: ...

Me: Nuh-uh

Mr.Popo: But...

Me: Nuh-uh

Mr.Popo: ...

Me: Nuh-Uh

Will Mr.Popo EVER SPEAK? find out tommorow in HGANB4

Chapter 13

Mr Popo: ...........

Me(7427) : TALK YOU NITWIT! TALK TALK TALK!

Tawa: I'l lgive you a cookie if you say something

Mr Popo:...!!!

Pohatu: DUH DUH SPEAK SPEAK!

MrPopo:!!! !!! !?!?!!

Goku:whats he saying?

Gali: he said "!!! !!! !?!?!! "me: IN ENGLISH! LEW: AND EVERYBODY SAY YATTA!Onua: I LIKE SWEEDISH FISH!

LEW:   TUH-REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Me; REDWOOD!Goku: what? *turns around * AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *gets curshed by a giant redwood tree*

vegeta: HAHAAH! AT LEAST IM STRONGER THAN YOU KAKAROTTO!

Goku;*buried under the redowwod trees trunk*  IF YOURE GONNA CALL ME THAT VEGETA , THAN

JUST CALL ME KAKAROT..KAKAROT!!!!! OH NO! MY LINES ARE GONE!

Pohatu: DUH DUH LINES LINES!

Gali: HAHA! VEGETA IS BALD!

Vegeat: *uses hair growth tonic* not for long * grows a beard* AGH!!! THIS IS FOR FACIAL HAIR! *bangs head on wall*

Trunks: You used more than two lines

Vegeta: WDHO@&UDH(@*&GD*@YGD@I*&YGD@&ITE!!!!!!!!!

Popo: !!! !!! !?!?!!

Gali: *runs around * THE ANDRIODS ARE COMING TO MY CORN AND EYEBROW PARTY EYEBROWEYEBROWEYEBROW!!!!!!!LALALALALALALLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Kopaka: STOP THAT YOU NIT WIT!

Onua ; iWANna FUSE ! I WANNA FUE NOW! *with pohatu^ FUUUUUUUUUU-SION HA!

Onua And Pohatu fuse into ponua.Me: I SIAD IT ONCE AND IL *gets hit by a nuclear bacon slice* BACON!

Ponua: DUH DUH WORNG CHOICE *fires a nuclear piece of bacon*YATTA! ALL I WILL NOW SAY IS DUH DUH YATTA YATTA!

ALL: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

All :RUN AWAY! POHATUS GOTTEN STRONG!

Gali ;AND THE ANDROIDS ARE COMING!

Ponua: DUH DUH BA-CON!

Chapter 14

Pohatu:*coughs8 duh duh Poh*coughs* Poh*coughs*

Popo:!?!

LEW: *sniffs* *coughs* urrgh .i must have something.....*coughs8 DUH DUH POHPOH!

Gali: *ciughs* DUH DUH POH POH!

Onua: *gasp* THE DUH DUH POH POH VIRUS! AGH! *coughs* DUH DUH POH POH!

7427: *sneezes* DUH DU HPOH POH!

Pohatu: MAN IM SICK !

Goku: yeah we-*sneezes and coughs* DUH DUH POH POH!

Kopaka: THIS IS MADNESS!ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG *blows up*

Kopakas Ashes: *coughs* DUH duH POh POH!

Gohan: I HAVE TO SAVE EVERYONE FORM THE DUH DUH POH POH VIRUS! *coughs* DUH DUH POH POH! O H NO I HAVE IT TOO!

all: *cough hack wheeze* DUH DUH POH POH!

Chapter 15

Preword(whateveritscalled): Unbeknownst to the HGANB Guys, Goten had accidentally flown OUT of the white room as the virus struck!

Chapter:

Goten: I gotta get that cure! Ooo! A candy store! And I stole Dad's $100 note!

Candyman: *BADLY singing candyman song*: Who cun give you teeth-rotting gurbuge?The Cundymun cun!I Cun!

Goten*flying around the store*: I'll have this and that and this..*100 years later*And THIS!*the Candyman is dead*Goten: DOH! *luckily HGANB characters don't age**Takes Candy and buys antidote*

*Back in the white room..*

Pohatu: *cough* *cough* *wheeze* *wheeze*!

Mr. Popo: ..

Me: *cough*DUH DUH POH POH!

Gali: *cough cough cough* DUH DUH POH DUH POH DUH!

Goten: I got an antidote! *administers it*

All: Whew!

Goten: DUH DUH POH POH!

part16if its okay with you 7247.this is a crossover thing..Goten: THIS IS DUHDUHPOHPOH CRAZY!

Goku ; DUH DUH POH POH * coughs*

Pohatu: *HACK * *HACK* *WHEEZE* *WHEEZE*

LEW: DUH DUH POH pOH!

Kopakas Ashes: *sneezes all over tahu* DUH DUH POHPOH!

Tahu:EWWWWWWWW! YOU GOT YOUR KANHOI SNOT ALL OVER ME! GORSGROSSGROSS!

*coughs* DUH DUH POH POH! OH NOOOOOOOOO!

LEWA: *cough* DUH DUH POHPOH DUH DUH POH POH!

ONUA: THIS IS *COUGH XOUGH XOUGH* NUTS DUH DUH POH POH!

7427: WE NEED SOME ELP! DUH DUH POH POH!

Vegeta: DUH DuH POH POH! THEN HURRY! CUZ THAT DUH DUH POHPOH VIRUS IS BACK!

LEW; OH DUH DUH POH POH !HEY I GOT A DUH DUH POH POH IDEEA *calls people on the phone*

77427:WHO ARE YOU CAlLING?

LEW: THe guys at the BST Mansion (BIG STORY THINGY MANSION) DUH DUH POHPOH!

7427:everyone? DUH DUH POH POH!

LEW; YUP! DUH DUH POH POH! JUST CUZ THEY ARE OUR ONLY DUH DUH POH POH HOPE!

Chapter whatever: Huki's return!

Pohatu: DUH DUH POH POH!

Huki: could i go to the little WATERMELON!'s room?

Gali: Ok, here it is! *shows him a door the size of a watermelon*

Huki: I mean the little tohunga's roomWATERMELON!Gali!

*gali pops, then turns into a watermelon*

Pohatu: Gali, you smelled!

Huki: No, she turned into a WATERMELON!pohatu!

*pohatu pops, and nothing happens*

Tahu: Looks like you're already a watermelon, pohatu!

Pohatu:

All but watermelons: WHAT?

Lewa: anyway, huki! i got an idea! Say No before watermelon!

Huki: Like this? NoWATERMELON!Gali!

* gali pops and changes back*

Gali: Phew....

Takua007: Hey guys, what's that watermelon table?

*the table turns into a watermelon*

Lewa eat WORLD!!!: YAAAAAH!!! That's scray!

SSG: you mean scary.

Kopaka: I thinks he means shway.

ssg: SHUT UP!

Kopaka: NO YOU!

*long argument deleted*Chapter thingybob

Pohatu: DUHDUHPOHPOH!

Gali: Hey Look!

Kopaka: Up in the Sky!

Tahu: Is it a Bird?

Pohatu: Is it a Plane?

Kopaka: No! It's SUPERLEWA! edited by Kopaka On the 24th November 08:24

Superlewa: YOU SPELT ME WRONG! !!

All: Yeah! *gang up on kopaka*

Takua007: YOU SPELT OUR SUPERHERO WRONG!!!

Kopaka: Okay, okay, *edits post*

Lewa eat WORLD!!!: THANK YOU!

Superlewa: Time to go! *zooms off*

*all stare in awe*

SSG: anyhoo, we've gotta get back to bisiness!

Tahu: AAAAAAAHHHHHH! SILLY IDIOT GIDDY TOILET SEATS! !

*Takua007 blows them up with an ice blast*

SIGTS: AAAAHHHH! MOMMY!!! *run off*

Takua007: Thats the end of that chapter. *literally*

Chapter I froget

Pohatu: DUH DUH POH POH!

Gali: Knock on wood for luck all! POHATUS GONNA BLOW! !!

Pohatu: *KABOOOOM!* Gooola!

Kopaka(burnt):Sheesh.

Huki: WATERMELONPOHATU!

*pohatu pops again*

Pohatu: popopopopopoopopopoopopopopopopoopopopopopopop.

Tahu: I feel like becoming A TOILET ROLL!

Onua: *slaps head* Idiot Number 2.

Tahu: HEY!

Lewa: Look! It's the rua!

Kopaka: ooo......... shiny.

Pohatu: VOTE IDIOT1 FOR MAYRE!

Gali: SHUT UP LOUDMOUTH!

Pohatu: I AM THE CHRISTMAS FAIRY!

Tahu: Oh dang it.

Chapter *yawn*

Pohatu: GUM GUM CHE-WING!

Gali: I invented a super-gum that sticks your mouth together,(tested on nuparu..)

Nuparu: nmphrmn...

Gali: And i gave it to pohatu!

Pohatu: GuMp GumP ChE-Winnh!

Lewa: NOW THIS IS SOMETHIN' TO SEE!

Pohatu: *BANGGGGGG!* Oh I AM THE CHRISTMAS FAIRY!

Tahu: It's not even christmas yet.

Kopaka: He got the Gum OUT! !!

To be continued....

Chapter ?

Pohatu: I AM THE CHRISTMAS FAIRY!

Gali: Oh shut up, blockhead.

Tahu: doo doo doo don do DOH! I got it wrong!

Pohatu: *BANGGGG!* Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*462873648 years later*

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom.

Me: *snore* *snore* *snore*! (shut up pohatu!)

Gali: WAKE UP YOU NIMROD!

Me: Monopoly......

Gali: WAKE UP YOU POHATU!

Me(dreaming i'm pohatu): *wakes up* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Kopaka: PHEW!

Takua007: Yeah.

LeW!!!: Mm-Hmm

SSG: Yah!

*rumble rumble*

Lewa: Onua started another earthquake. nothin' to worry about.

Narrator: HUH?

Chapter Kazooie-doodle

Pohatu: OH I AM THE CHRISTMAS FAIRY!

Gali: I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP! !

Pohatu: *whimper*

Tahu: GOOGLE HEADS IN BONNET BEDS!

Lewa: WHAT??

Kopaka: Lets Leave. This ignorance of proper grammar is destroying my brain.

Takua007: Shut up you nerk. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGLE!

LeW!!!: LYYYYYYYYYYYCOS!

Matoro: GIDDY UP PONY!

Me: That was UNCALLED FOR! GIDDY PEOPLE!

SSG: Shut Up!

Toggoogogogogogo: Beck.

Chapter Kagla-boof

Pohatu: OH I AM THE CHRISTMAS FAIRY!

*all the toa nuva transform back into Olda's*

Kopaka: Oh Man, This is mad.

Tahu: Yah.

Lewa Olda: WHY DOES THE AUTHOR DO THIS TO US?

Gali Olda: Because he is the supreme

Pohatu: CHRISTMAS FAIRY!

Me: HEY! AM SOOO NOT!

Onua: you aren't, okay!

me: thankoo.

Chapter Giddy

Pohatu: HAH! I Have Transferred my stupid ness to the rest of you!

Gali: SHUT YOUR BIG FAT HEAD IN A DOOR!

Pohatu: Okay!

Monkeystien(lewa!): GIIGOO ALIG!

Kopaka: Oh you giddy knlonk!

Monkeystien: Flonkjy Bars!

Pohatu: Shut It!

Have the other toa turned stupid? Find out tommorow!

Chapter Laomioy

Pohatu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Gali You're funny!

Gali: STICK IN DEAD MEN PEOPLES!

Huki: DEAD WATERWHATS?

Pohatu: ManDUHPOH this is good!

Kopaka: YES WE'RE OOOOGA GETTING OUR GIDDO SANITY BACK!

Pohatu: GIDDY This is good HOLICKIO!

Kopaka: I'm SANE!

Pohatu: QUACK QUACK WOOF MOO!

All But Pohatu: YES!

Pohatu: OINK!

Kopaka: Finally something pohatu says is funny.

Gali: *yawn*

Chapter i wont know until i retrieve the others

Pohatu: DUH DUH POH POH!

Me: Me has complete and utter control over the one entitled Other Me. Under no circumstances must Me follow the orders of Other Me.

Other Me: I hate you.

Me: So?

Kopaka: YAY! What does that mean anyway?

Me: SHUT UP

Pohatu: MY MAHAS BACK! * headbonks self*

Lewa: Uh Oh.

Pohatu: EH OH!

All But Pohatu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*50 years later* HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Pohatu: WHUAT?

Gali: DOH!

Pohatu: WHUT?

Kopaka: TA-KEN!

Pohatu: WTUH IN DUH SHACK IS DAT?

Lewa:Your Butt.

Pohatu: YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

All But Pohatu: ?

Takua007: I knew he was weird from day 1.

Lewa eat WORLD!!!: YOU WEREN'T HERE FROM DAY 1! WAIT! I WASN'T!

SSG: Norf was ig.

Pohatu: I was here from day 478126482635762377453759874897684768945.

All But Pohatu: I WISH!

HGANB5

Chapter 1

Pohatu: MAHA MAHA MAHA! !!

Takua007: What on earth is he?

Kopaka: I dunno

SSG: I Knew He Was MAD! !

Me: Me has utter and complete control over the one entitled other me. Under no circumstances must me follow the orders of other me.

Other me: I hate you.

Me: Contrary to Many beliefs and such, there is an eyeboggle! Look In Show all smileys!

Pohatu: WHAT IS A SMIGGYH?

All: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A SMIGGYH IS!

Chapter 2

r2d2137: Hi, my name is...

Takua007: r2d2137, we saw.

r2d2137: Oh.

Pohatu: Lemme get on with it! DUH DUH POH POH!

Gali: Hello mr foogle-head!

Tahu: PEOPLE IN GIDDY SHOES!

SSG: Huh????

LeW!!!: YAY! THE PEOPLE IN GIDDY SHOES ARE BACK!

Lewa: And twas the dog, not the cow, that jumped over the moon.

Kopaka: Oh yeah? Prove it!

Lewa: Look! *points at sky*

*dog jumps over moon*

*cow is on mars*

Kopaka: Oh my shloppy!

Lewa: I hate to say i told you so, but... I TOLD YOU SO! !

Pohatu: KILLER WORMS! AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!Why am Pohatu Laffing?

Onua: Because you're an idiot, idiot!

Pohatu:

r2d2137: I KNEW IT! POHATU IS AN UNDERCOVER SECRET STUPID SLOPPY GOVERNMENT

AGENT!!!

Pohatu: I Gali!

Gali: Hey, why am i smiling?

Onua: Because you're an idiot, idiot!

Pohatu: SHAVE MY BUM!!

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Chapter 3

Pohatu: ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! *blows up*

Gali: Blah blah *two heads roll away*

Tahu: Mmmm, leather giddy people in giddy leather shoes * shrinks to the size of a blueberry*

Kopaka: Mmm, red blueberry *eats Tahu*

Tahu: AHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHhhHHhhHHhhhHHHHhhhhHHHhhhHhhHhhHhhHHhHHh!Ouch, kopaka oseuphagus is squsing me!

*pop*

Tahu: Eww, leftover from the turaga Nuju's meal, and i'm In it! (yuckyuckyuck)

Gali: Where's tahu?

Kopaka: Who Cares?

Tahu(in stomach) : IIIII DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! * flames kopaka's stomach wall*

Kopaka(holding side): OOOOOOOWWWWIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! !1

Tahu: Heh.

Chapter 4(i know this topic was shortlived)

Secret7: YES! The Cure! *splashes over huki*

Huki: Yes! My infection is losted!

All: WOHOO! Lets go Pohatu, STUPIDICLE!

Pohatu, Stupidicle

Chapter 1

Pohatu: DUH DUH POH POH!

Gali: Doh, he never listens anyway..

Tahu: I'm still a Blueberry K7427!

Me: oops.. *changes tahu back*

Tahu: THANK YOU!!! *hugs K7427*

Me: Yuck... Get off me!

Lewa: SHADDAP ALL OF YOU!

All : Okay!

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Me: Lewa, why are we doing this again?

Lewa: Zip It!

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Tahu: ...

Lewa: ZIP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

Tahu: What? *kicks lewa into next century*

*in next century*

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Lewa: Peace and Quiet!

Chapter 2: Falling from 5783457834785 Miles Up

*falling from, oh forget the digits, lets just say a LONG way up*

Pohatu: YAHHHDUHDUHPOHPOH!!!YAHH!

Gali: Brr, it's cold

Lewa: That Because you're in the wind, diseased Gahlok

Gali: Hey! Do you want me to turn you into over watered stew?

Lewa: Uhh.. no.

Tahu: My fireswords going out! AHHHHHHHHHH! !

Kopaka: Shut up, hau freak!!

Lewa: shhhh!

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All: Ow!

Pohatu: My plastic bum hurts

Gali: did it ever occur to you that Plastic does NOT hurt?

Pohatu: does too!

Me: Oh really? *gives pohatu cleveritis*

Chapter 3

Pohatu: The Square root of 9 is 3

All but Pohatu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Pohatu's making sense!

Kopaka: Now this is freiky

Pohatu: I belive the correct spelling is 'frieky'

Kopaka: Nuh-uh!

Pohatu: uh-huh!

Kopaka: Nuh-uh!

Pohatu: uh-huh!

Kopaka: Nuh-uh!

Pohatu: uh-huh!

Kopaka: Nuh-uh!

Pohatu: uh-huh!

Kopaka: Nuh-uh!

Pohatu: uh-huh!

Kopaka: Nuh-uh!

Pohatu: uh-huh!

Lewa: shhhh!

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*snore*

Me: Lewa, you is out of story so we can speak!

Lewa's Replacement: ALRIGHT! I can come in! Shhh!

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*snore*

Me: Beat it, replacement!

Pohatu: I'll call Lewa! *bbebbebbebebebeeeeep!*

Lewa*crackly*:Hello?

Pohatu: Hi, come back Lewa!

*two years later*

Lewa: sorry i'm late guys! I got stuck in traffic.

*pohatu goes stupid again*

Pohatu: DUH DUH POH POH!

Gali: Oh Geez!

Chapter 4

Pohatu: DUH DUH POH POH!!

Me: Pie! &#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#9688;&#9688;&#9557;+&#9827;&#9827;&#9827;!&#9794;&#9644;&#9827;&#9829;

Gali: Now you're stupid too!

Me: Wha! I am ice cream!

Gali: *gives me cleveritis*

Me: Phew! Pohatu's contageous! Pohatu! Run! There's a doggy biscuit over there!

Pohatu: *drools and runs*

Chapter 5

Pohatu: DUH DUH POH POH!

Lewa: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I FLY ON POHATUS HEAD DOING BIRD DROPPINGS ON HIM ! (if offensive, a Mod can delete it out.)

Pohatu: Yuch! Hey, whats a yuch?

Gali: Good mata-nui! Pohatu Is so darn stupid!

Tahu: I think we all knew that Gali

Pohatu: Oh no i'm making geeki sad!

Gali: THATS GALI YOU OVERGROWN STONEHEAD!!!

Kopaka: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEp

Gali: SHUT UP ICEBUTT!

Kopaka: ?

Lewa: *kicks kopaka into next year*

Takua007: Phew......... that him gone

SSG: Mm-Hmm

LeW!!!: What? I was not here a second ago!!

KOPAKA(DUNDUNDUN!): HEYSHUTUP!

Gali: OUT! NOW ------>

Kopaka: Awww, you poomask.. *Walks Out*

Pohatu: igmazod!

Chapter 6

Pohatu: DUH DUH IGMAZOD!

Gali: Nonononononononononoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Pohatu: yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

Gali: OH SHUT UP!

Pohatu: zipzipzipzipzipzip

Gali: PLEASE!

Pohatu: ......................................................................

Me: No spamming.

Pohatu: ?

Me: No one symbol posting

Tahu: I CRACKED!

Me: Yeah right.

Onua: ME A DIPPO IN SHORT SKIRT!

All But Onua: Ewww! GET IT OFF!

Onua: okay... *takes off skirt*

Me: Jeesh, he snapped more than pohatu!

Pohatu:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZOOOOO

ODDDDD! !

Kopaka: Kopaka is not here right now, please leave a message after the beep...........BEEEEEEP!

LeW!!!: Hi, i'd like a pepperoni bohrok with extra extra extra*74873 years later* extra cheese

Kopaka: OLAY!

Tahu: It's spelt ole!

Kopaka: Is Not!

Tahu: Is Too!

Kopaka: Is Not!

Tahu: Is Too!

Kopaka: Is Not!

Tahu: Is Too!

Kopaka: Is Not!

Tahu: Is Too!

Kopaka: Is Not!

Tahu: Is Too!

Kopaka: Is Not!

Tahu: Is Too!

Lewa: SHUT UP!!!

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snore

Me: Lallalallalalalala

Pohatu: DUH DUH POH POH!

Me: Oh man.. this'll be The HGANB christmas chapter soon!

(i'm changing back to HGANB 7 soon, i do not like my new name!)

HGANB 7

Chapter 1

Pohatu: Uhh, before i say DUH DUH POH POH, what on Mata-Nui Is That?

Tahu: Now that, young padawan, is a door. a big door.

Kopaka: I think we all knew that Tahu.

Lewa: why can't we get back in? we only went on a blasted vacation to south-west kalazooie!

Kopaka: Look! There's a note on top of the huge fence, i'll read it with akaku'EVICTED.. YOUR ROOM THINGY IS GOIN BYEBYE!'YAAAAAH!

Gali: Oh Bottom.

Onua: why do i rarely speak?

Me:You weren't meant to do that.

Onua: Just askin'!

Takua007: Has anyone got a drill?

Pohatu: I'll go ask my dad, DADDY! *runs into wall* Oh, hi daddy, have you got a drill? *drill pops out of wall* THANKS DADDY!

Tahu: so thats why speaking to him is like speaking to a brick wall.

Onua: Cos he is one. rrrrrright.

LeW!!!:Now, knowing pohatu descended from a wall, i know why he's the toa of stone.

Gali: geez, i never thought about that.

Lewa: Oh yeah, that clears up ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

Me: so?

Lewa: Why me, eh? why me?

Tahu: Oh it's always memememememememememememe.... WHY DO I NEVER SPEAK?

Me: you do, Pinhead.

Tahu: WHAT?

Me: uhh... sorry *crosses out*

Tahu: Thanks, K7427

Me: No thank you(idiot)

Tahu: Oh, look who's talking.

Me: Me?

Tahu: yes it is you(dip)

Me: Me?

Tahu: GOOD ...

Takua007: Oh forget it.

Tahu: works for me!

Takua007: Thanks, now can we all shut up???

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Me: why are we doing this again

Gali: cos if we don't the furbys will get us.

Me: Oh, right *eyes pop* AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

*Bahrag come over the hill near the white room*

Onua: what? *pops out eyes and cleans them* *pops them back in* YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Me: what?

Onua: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Me: Helooo?

Onua: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Me: SHUT UP!

Onua: AHHHHH! ah, done.

Me: Thank The Great Beings!

Onua: for what?

Me: YOU SHUTTING UP!

Onua: Oh.

Chapter 2*still wearing HT Cap*

Pohatu: HOW IN DUH's Name are we gonna get back in?

Tahu: I KNOW! Send killer bats to the government!!

Gali: Killer Bats(ununununlikely!)................. right.

Me: LETS JUST BALST IT!

Gali: Balst it?

Me: sorry, typo(i'm lazy so i ain't editing..)

Kopaka: OR, we could just freeze it and kick it down

Gali: Thats the mostest sensiblest thing i hearded this weeeeek!

Kopaka: Hearded?? Mostest? Sensiblest? weeeeek?

Gali: AAAAAH! It's gotted me losted!!!

Kopaka: too right.

Lewa: Yuh-huh.

Kopaka: what?

Lewa: what have you talkestiest a boot??

Kopaka: Good...

Pohatu: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSEEEEEEEEE!

Kopaka: Oh forget it.

Pohatu: SHAAAAAVEEEEEEEE TIIIIIIMMMMEEEEEE!

Kopaka: well if ya can't beat em, join em! SPAEJSDOAWAK SQUAWK SQUAWK!

Gali: helpiest me, i has losted my mind

Kopaka: I am not joining *hops into chopper.* bye!

Me: HEY! WAIT UP! *grabs proppeller and its chopped into perfect Centimeter squares*

Me: WOHOO!

*The next morning..*

Pohatu: HOW IN DUH's Name are we gonna get back in?

Tahu: I KNOW! Send killer bats to the government!!

Gali: Killer Bats(ununununlikely!)................. right.

Me: LETS JUST BALST IT!

Gali: Balst it?

Me: sorry, typo(i'm lazy so i ain't editing..)

Kopaka: OR, we could just freeze it and kick it down

Gali: Thats the mostest sensiblest thing i hearded this weeeeek!

Kopaka: Hearded?? Mostest? Sensiblest? weeeeek?

Gali: AAAAAH! It's gotted me losted!!!

Kopaka: too right.

Lewa: Yuh-huh.

Kopaka: what?

Lewa: what have you talkestiest a boot??

Kopaka: Good...

Pohatu: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSEEEEEEEEE!

Kopaka: Oh forget it.

Pohatu: SHAAAAAVEEEEEEEE TIIIIIIMMMMEEEEEE!

Kopaka: well if ya can't beat em, join em! SPAEJSDOAWAK SQUAWK SQUAWK!

Gali: helpiest me, i has losted my mind

Kopaka: I am not joining *hops into chopper.* bye!

Me: HEY! WAIT UP! *grabs proppeller and its chopped into perfect millimeter squares*

Me: WOHOO! I DIED AFTER I ORDERED MY GAMECUBE! !

*the Next Morning...*

Pohatu: HOW IN DUH's Name are we gonna get back in?

Tahu: I KNOW! Send killer bats to the government!!

Gali: Killer Bats(ununununlikely!)................. right.

Me: LETS JUST BALST IT!

Gali: Balst it?

Me: sorry, typo(i'm lazy so i ain't editing..)

Kopaka: OR, we could just freeze it and kick it down

Gali: Thats the mostest sensiblest thing i hearded this weeeeek!

Kopaka: Hearded?? Mostest? Sensiblest? weeeeek?

Gali: AAAAAH! It's gotted me losted!!!

Kopaka: too right.

Lewa: Yuh-huh.

Kopaka: what?

Lewa: what have you talkestiest a boot??

Kopaka: Good...

Pohatu: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSEEEEEEEEE!

Kopaka: Oh forget it.

Pohatu: SHAAAAAVEEEEEEEE TIIIIIIMMMMEEEEEE!

Kopaka: well if ya can't beat em, join em! SPAEJSDOAWAK SQUAWK SQUAWK!

Gali: helpiest me, i has losted my mind

Kopaka: I am not joining *hops into chopper.* bye!

Me: HEY! WAIT UP! *grabs proppeller and its chopped into perfect Centimeter squares*

Me: WOHOO! THE GAMECUBE'S HERE!!!

All: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.............

Chapter 4

Pohatu: DUH DUH SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE!

Tahu: You DIP! We Should be on Metroid!

*Pohatu breaks tahus head in half with a squeal, puts in super mario sunshine and watches the credits to the title screen*

Pohatu: Uhhhh.... What do i do now?

Half of tahu's head 1: Pick Up The Controller, dummy!

Half of tahu's head 2: Play Metroid Prime!

*Pohatu picks up controller and miraculously finishes bianco hills episode 1-3!*

Gali: How does he do that?

Pohatu: what do i do with the gold shiney thingy?

All: Pick it up, dufus head!

Pohatu: How?

Me: JUMP ON IT!

*pohatu leaps at the TV screen*

Me: Not That way, jump mario!

Pohatu: Ohhh.. *puts on mario suit and jumps at TV*

Me: *hits A button*

Pohatu: YAY!

All: BOO!

Pohatu: No Memory Card!

All: WOHOO!

*The Next Day*

Pohatu: DUH DUH SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE!

Tahu*pulled together*: You DIP! We Should be on Metroid!

*Pohatu breaks tahus head in half with a squeal, puts in super mario sunshine and watches the credits to the title screen*

Pohatu: Uhhhh.... What do i do now?

Half of tahu's head 1: Pick Up The Controller, dummy!

Half of tahu's head 2: Play Metroid Prime!

*Pohatu picks up controller and miraculously finishes Ricco Harbor episode 1-3!*

Gali: How does he do that?

Pohatu: what do i do with the gold shiney thingy?

All: Pick it up, dufus head!

Pohatu: How?

Me: JUMP ON IT!

*pohatu leaps at the TV screen*

Me: Not That way, jump mario!

Pohatu: Ohhh.. *puts on mario suit and jumps at TV*

Me: *hits A button*

Pohatu: YAY!

All: BOO!

Pohatu: I got A Memory Card

All: Darn It!

*poppyscotchday*

Pohatu: DUH DUH SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE!

Tahu: You DIP! We Should be on Metroid!

*Pohatu breaks tahus head in half with a squeal, puts in super mario sunshine and watches the credits to the title screen*

Pohatu: Uhhhh.... What do i do now?

Half of tahu's head 1: Pick Up The Controller, dummy!

Half of tahu's head 2: Play Metroid Prime!

*Pohatu picks up controller and miraculously finishes Gelato Beach episode 1-2!*

Gali: How does he do that?

Pohatu: what do i do with the gold shiney thingy?

All: Pick it up, dufus head!

Pohatu: How?

Me: JUMP ON IT!

*pohatu leaps at the TV screen*

Me: Not That way, jump mario!

Pohatu: Ohhh.. *puts on mario suit and jumps at TV*

Me: *hits A button*

Pohatu: YAY!

All: BOO!

Me: It is my Gamecube, when on Mata-Nui Will I Get A Go?

Pohatu: When I’m Done Next Year!

Chapter 5

Pohatu: Duh My Turn Poh!

Me: NO WAY!

Pohatu: I said i'd be donnenid in a yer

Me: Hypothetical situation. I pay over 200 Bucks for a gamecube, super mario sunshine, and Metroid Prime-- AND I DON'T EVEN GET A GO?

Pohatu: so?

Me: oh yeah, now you have to act like sarcasmo the dog.

Tahu: has anyone realised we have a gamecube outside the white room and IT ISN'T EVEN PLUGGED IN?

Gali: no i noticed that there's a socket floating in thin air over there

Tahu: im always proved wrong aren't i?

Gali: no

Tahu: Look, there you go again!

Gali: Oh Please SHUT UP!

Tahu: Why Should I?

*Half A Year Later*

Pohatu: Duh My Turn Poh!

Me: NO WAY!

Pohatu: I said i'd be donnenid in a yer

Me: Hypothetical situation. I pay over 200 Bucks for a gamecube, super mario sunshine, and Metroid Prime-- AND I DON'T EVEN GET A GO?

Pohatu: so?

Me: oh yeah, now you have to act like sarcasmo the dog.

Tahu: has anyone realised we have a gamecube outside the white room and IT ISN'T EVEN PLUGGED IN?

Gali: no i noticed that there's a socket floating in thin air over there

Tahu: im always proved wrong aren't i?

Gali: no

Tahu: Look, there you go again!

Gali: Oh Please SHUT UP!

Tahu: Why Should I?

*a quarter of a year later*

Pohatu: Duh My Turn Poh!

Me: NO WAY!

Pohatu: I said i'd be donnenid in a yer

Me: Hypothetical situation. I pay over 200 Bucks for a gamecube, super mario sunshine, and Metroid Prime-- AND I DON'T EVEN GET A GO?

Pohatu: so?

Me: oh yeah, now you have to act like sarcasmo the dog.

Tahu: has anyone realised we have a gamecube outside the white room and IT ISN'T EVEN PLUGGED IN?

Gali: no i noticed that there's a socket floating in thin air over there

Tahu: im always proved wrong aren't i?

Gali: no

Tahu: Look, there you go again!

Gali: Oh Please SHUT UP!

S.S. Gohan, Yeah Shut Up you idiot!

Tahu: Why Should I?

*One year later*

Me: Ok, It's been a year.

Pohatu: Ok, fine.

Me: Ok, Fine

*Another year later*

Pohatu: Ok, fine.

Me: Ok- Aw, darn! It's been TWO YEARS and I haven't Played!

Pohatu: DUH DUH POH POH!

Me: Oh, now you're stupid...

Next Time-- Huki's retirement home-- Will we survive check for huki's false teeth on the way, he dropped

em!

HGANB 8

Chapter 1

Pohatu: This is months later, do i have to say DUH DUH POH POH!?

Me: YES!

Pohatu: DUH DUH POH POH!!!

Me: Thanks.

LeW!!!: Hello, i have been in a black void for 4 months.

Me: Yeah, move along, we gotta get this started.

Ice007: Hello Again, Pohatu..

Me: RIGHT! Lets get going!

*all kal come in*

Kal: Hope we're not too late!

Me: No, no, come in!

Gali: Pohatu, could ya do a stoopid line for us??

Pohatu: okay! jsigjisdnhgfsnhdgjkshjk! I LIVE IN A LAND OF GOBBLES!

Me: o---kay. that, that was messed.

Tahu: Hey look! It's ham from the bible!

Ham: Hi.

Me: Can i put you in two pieces of bread and eat you??

Ham: NO WAY! *runs away*

*flash*

Pohatu: This is months later, do i have to say DUH DUH POH POH!?

Me: YES!

Pohatu: DUH DUH POH POH!!!

Me: Thanks.

LeW!!!: Hello, i have been in a black void for 4 months.

Me: Yeah, move along, we gotta get this started.

Ice007: Hello Again, Pohatu..

Me: RIGHT! Lets get going!

*all kal come in*

Kal: Hope we're not too late!

Me: No, no, come in!

Gali: Pohatu, could ya do a stoopid line for us??

Pohatu: okay! jsigjisdnhgfsnhdgjkshjk! I LIVE IN A LAND OF GOBBLES!

Me: o---kay. that, that was messed.

Tahu: Hey look! It's ham from the bible!

Ham: Hi.

Me: Can i put you in two pieces of bread and eat you??

Ham: NO WAY! *runs away*

*flash*

Pohatu: This is months later, do i have to say DUH DUH POH POH!?

Me: YES!

Pohatu: DUH DUH POH POH!!!

Me: Thanks.

LeW!!!: Hello, i have been in a black void for 4 months.

Me: Yeah, move along, we gotta get this started.

Ice007: Hello Again, Pohatu..

Me: RIGHT! Lets get going!

*all kal come in*

Kal: Hope we're not too late!

Me: No, no, come in!

Gali: Pohatu, could ya do a stoopid line for us??

Pohatu: okay! jsigjisdnhgfsnhdgjkshjk! I LIVE IN A LAND OF GOBBLES!

Me: o---kay. that, that was messed.

Tahu: Hey look! It's ham from the bible!

Ham: Hi.

Me: Can i put you in two pieces of bread and eat you??

Ham: NO WAY! *runs away*

Me: WAIT UP! Has anyone noticed we're in a time loop?

*flash*

Pohatu: This is months Later, do i have to say DUH DUH POH POH!?

Me: OH MATA-NUI!

CHAPTER 2!

Pohatu: Really, do I have to Say DUH DUH POH POH??

Me: Realize It. Just because I changed my name and it's a new HGANB, it needs the catchphrase!

Pohatu: Oh,rrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. DUH DUH POH POH!

Tahu: COOL, I ordered 583 pies off Ebay!

All: mmm..... Pies... what type?

Tahu: THEY'RE PIE PIES!

All:

Kal: WE DON'T LIKE PIE PIES! OOPS! SORRY! WE DO!

Me: Time for a little edit. *click click click*

Kal: Hey! really, you just can't get privacy these days.

Pohatu: Poke

Gali: Stop

Pohatu: Poke

*Bahrag walk in*

Bahrag: We have come to Take the Pies

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*Bahrag walk out with all of the pies*

LeW!!!: Who ate all the Pies!

*Flash*

Pohatu: Poke

Gali: Stop

Pohatu: Poke

*Bahrag walk in*

Bahrag: We have come to Take the Pies

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*Bahrag walk out with all of the pies*

LeW!!!: Who ate all the Pies!

Me: You realize we're in a time loop again

All: Yuh-Huh!

Onua: THAT'S JUST GREAT!

Kopaka: Yeppers.

Lewa: When do i get to be clever again??

All: NEVER!

*Flash*

Pohatu: Really, do I have to Say DUH DUH POH POH??

Me: Realize It. Just because I changed my name and it's a new HGANB, it needs the catchphrase!

Pohatu: Oh,rrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. DUH DUH POH POH!

Tahu: COOL, I ordered 583 pies off Ebay!

All: mmm..... Pies... what type?

Tahu: THEY'RE PIE PIES!

All:

Kal: WE DON'T LIKE PIE PIES! OOPS! SORRY! WE DO!

Me: Time for a little edit. *click click click*

Kal: Hey! really, you just can't get privacy these days.

Pohatu: Poke

Gali: Stop

Pohatu: Poke

*Bahrag walk in*

Bahrag: We have come to Take the Pies

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*Bahrag walk out with all of the pies*

LeW!!!: Who ate all the Pies!

*Flash*

Pohatu: Poke

Gali: Stop

Pohatu: Poke

*Bahrag walk in*

Bahrag: We have come to Take the Pies

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*Bahrag walk out with all of the pies*

LeW!!!: Who ate all the Pies!

Me: You realize we're in a time loop again

All: Yuh-Huh!

Onua: THAT'S JUST GREAT!

Kopaka: Yeppers.

Lewa: When do i get to be clever again??

All: NEVER!

*Flash*

Pohatu: Really, do I have to Say DUH DUH POH POH??

Me: Realize It. Just because I changed my name and it's a new HGANB, it needs the catchphrase!

Pohatu: Oh,rrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. DUH DUH POH POH!

Tahu: COOL, I ordered 583 pies off Ebay!

All: mmm..... Pies... what type?

Tahu: THEY'RE PIE PIES!

All:

Kal: WE DON'T LIKE PIE PIES! OOPS! SORRY! WE DO!

Me: Time for a little edit. *click click click*

Kal: Hey! really, you just can't get privacy these days.

Pohatu: Poke

Gali: Stop

Pohatu: Poke

*Bahrag walk in*

Bahrag: We have come to Take the Pies

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*Bahrag walk out with all of the pies*

LeW!!!: Who ate all the Pies!

*Flash*

Pohatu: Poke

Gali: Stop

Pohatu: Poke

*Bahrag walk in*

Bahrag: We have come to Take the Pies

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*Bahrag walk out with all of the pies*

LeW!!!: Who ate all the Pies!

Me: You realize we're in a time loop again

All: Yuh-Huh!

Onua: THAT'S JUST GREAT!

Kopaka: Yeppers.

Lewa: When do i get to be clever again??

ExoToa the Bad: COOKIE!

All: NEVER!

Me: This Is really Paradoxial, mini time-loops in time-loops!

All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Will The Time Loops Ever stop? Will ExoToa The Bad Eat A Cookie?What Is the meaning of life? Why Am I asking these questions?All Will Be Revealed in Chapter 3!

Chapter 3

Pohatu:I AM A PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANA SANDWHICH!

Tahu:*kicks Pohatu in the shin* SHUT IT YA IDIOT!

Pohatu:......FNORD!

Bulma;Errh! You dont shut up do ya?

Pohatu:SHAVE MY BUM!

Guurahk: Hey , what am I doing here?

Onua:I have no idea!

LeW : This is confusing! Liek the time when i stuck my finger in and electric lamp socket adn turned the lamp on....

Bulma: :blinks: ooooooooooo-kaaaaaaaayyyyyy *backs away from LeW*

Kurahk: MUAHAHAHAAA! STUPID LeW! NOW I WILL CONFUSE MYSELF! *uses staff and confuses himself* Hey , who am I? Why am I in a CARDBOARD BOX! WHEEEEEEEE! *jumps off a clif*

Turahk:HEY! WAIT FOR ME!*jumps off cliff*

Huki:WATERMELON!

Exotoa the bad ; Why the fudgebars are YOU here?

Huki : *shrugs * I dunno , I got fired from Koli by Onewa ,he said I was trying to eat Koli Balls , and then tried to eat Hafu.....

LeW: Well , GO AWAY!

Huki ; NO!

leW:*glares* I SAID SHOO!

Huki:WHERE!? *looks around for a Shoe*

LeW;No no no , i mean SHOO as in TAKE A HIKE!

Huki: But wheres Mount Ihu?

LeW:JUST SHUT UP! *grabs huki*

Pohatu:CHEESECAKE!

Lewa: Is it just me or am i being followed by a talking pancake.

Bulma: Uhh....its just you , seriously ....

Lewa:Okay!

Tahu:EVERYONE QUIT YOUR MINDLESS BLATHERIING!

Pohatu:BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER!

Takanuva : Hey , why am I here?

ETtB: Becasue your the Toa of Light and everyone wants your mask....huh?...sayyyyy *tries to steal The Mask of Light*

Takanuva:GO AWAY! *runs off and falls of the cliff*

Bulma: Okay WHO PUT THE DARN CLIFF THERE!

LeW : Hey , be thankful that we arent in a time warp anymore!

Pohatu:NYARNYARNYARRR!

Kopaka: *nudges Pohatu* Err , wrong story!

Pohatu:STPRY TIME! I WANNA GO GET MY BLANKIE! YAY!

Vohrahk:Hello! I am a former Nintendo represntative

Shigeru Myamoto : NO YOU ARENT!

Vohrahk:OH DANGITY DANGY DANG DANG!

All:GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

*everyone runs around screaming like madmen*

Makuta:MUAHAHAHA! I WILL STEAL YOUR GAMEBOY ADVANCE SP's!

Pohatu:GRANDMA!

Gali:THATS MAKUTA YOU TWIT!

Pohatu:mmmmmmmmmmm.........twiiiiiiiiiiix!

Gali: NOT TWIX , I SAID TWIT!

Pohatu:IM A BIRDIE TOO! TWEET TWEET TWEET!

Gali:*smacks head with hand* OH SHUT UP!

Pohatu:SHAVE MY BUM SHAVE MY BUM! DUH DUH POH POH!

Huki:WATERMELON SUFFLET FROM STOUFFERS!

LeW;AGH! DARNDARNDARNDARN! YOUR CRAZY! *takes a tree and drops it on Pohatu and Huki*

Pohatu;DUH DUH POH POH!

Huki:..............................

Tahu:*SSmacks LeW* YOU IDIOTT! nOW THE COMIC RELIEF IS DEAD!

Pohatu:NOPE! IM OKAY! *gets kicked in the gut by Lerahk*

Lerahk : *jumps off cliff* LAWWWWWWWWWWWWNGNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMES!

*every stares down from the cliff*

Bulma:.....................OKAY WHO WANTS PIZZA?

All:ME ME ME ME !

HGANB: Into The Frying Pan With DK and LeW!

Chapter One : Pohatu learns a new word

*one day in some unspecific otwn*

*Bacon*

*bacon*

*sorry , ut its not long enough yet so bear with me*

*bacon*

*bacon*

*bacon*

*bacon*

*its BACCONNN!*

*PIE WAFFLES!*

*Riiiide the pie-nanni!*

*Want pie now!*

*Lo' bob! You have pie?*

*WHEN COME BAC BRING PIE!*

*Cast in the name of God ye Not Guilty*

*Look at all the pretty asterik symbols!!!!*

*Okay okay now for the story*

Pohatu : MAYONAISE BARSSSSSS! *runs around screaming*

Hewkii: ......

Pohatu : * kicks Hewkii* GRANDMA BACONPANTS! , Muh--huhhuhhuh

DK : OKay , chill pOhatu , chill

Pohatu : DUH DUH POH POH!

Dk : 0_0......you STILL say that

Pohatu : Yesshireeboberrs!

LeW: How could that even be a word?

DK : *checks Webster's dictionary* ...hmm.... Ah! Here we go : "Yesshireeboberrs : to eat mayonaise and attack hewkii and call him grandma baconpants"

LeW: ahhh....huh.....I see

Kopaka : *walks over* Hiyaa folks!*audience* HI KOPAKA!

Lewa : *runs into Kpopaka* OW! Watch it

Kopaka : Oh shut up....

Tahu : Make him....crustwad

Pohatu : YESHIREEBOBERS!

Gali :STOP SAYING THAT POHATU!

Hewkii : .......

*evceryone stares at Hewkii*

Hewkii: ....

All: TALK YOU STUPID KOHLII STIC WEILDING MUNCHIKN!

Hewkii :...........I LOVE PANCAKE MIX!@

Onua : Yum , Pancakes!

LeW: ok , soooooo , whaddaya guys wanna do?

DK : Hmm , lets go see a moive!

LeW:ok , which one

Takanuva : MASK OF LIGHT! MASK OF LIGHT! MASK OF-

*Tahu whams Takanuva* Some leader....

Kopaka : .....how about we see Seabiscuit?

Hewkii : BISCUITS!

All : SHUT UP!

Onua: mmm....biscuits.....

Pohatu : YESHIREEBOBERRS!

Al: *beat up Pohatu*

DK :well , this was a pointless chapter , so , lets go ahead and decide what comes next!

Pohatu : DUH DUH YESHIREEBOBERS!

All: SHUT IT!

Pohatu : Okees!

Lewa: I know!

ALL; Ya do?

Lewa : yeh!...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................LETS SING A SONG!

All: NO!

Pohatu " Mary had a little lamb!

All: SHUT UPPPPPPPP!

Pohatu : Yesshereebobbers!

LeW: I know! Lets waste time playing Soul Calibur II !

All : YAY!

*everyone plays soul calibur II*

*everyone KEEPS playing it*

*an playing and play and playing for five dyas straight*