challenged by a chump. poem by dr elaine

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Challenged by a Chump Poem about networking no-no’s and how to rise above them

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Page 1: Challenged by a Chump. Poem by Dr Elaine

Challenged by a

ChumpPoem about networking no-no’s and how to rise

above them

Page 2: Challenged by a Chump. Poem by Dr Elaine

inspired by...

An unexpected encounter at a

business networking event.

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It's great being invited to soirees;They can be personal and business too.It gives you a great opportunityTo meet acquaintances old and new.

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So when the postman delivered my inviteTo a local business eventI promptly accepted the offerAnd off to the gathering I went.

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There were plenty of people to talk toAnd the drink was certainly a-flow.The canapes were also quite tasty.Yes, the event was go, go, go.

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Well, I met many interesting people.We shared stories and the odd business card.Then I joined a couple of others,Oooh, I should have been on my guard.

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The intros went OK for a minuteAnd then the challenge beganCos one individual had decidedThat having an argument was their plan.

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They disagreed quite openly and slurrilyWith every single thing that I saidNot because I was talking rubbishBut cos they were drinking and full of red.

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I calmly countered their challenges.You see I've negotiated with the best.I've had years of business experiencesWhere your skills are put to the test.

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When the conversation was overI politely walked away.I smiled to myself quite happily;Strangely this encounter had made my day.

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And the moral of this story?Well, let's take a quick review.When you're challenged on any occasionDon't shy away; be strong and stay true.

STRONG and TRUE

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Plus when you're at a business socialDon't be phased by a temporary bump.And make sure you stay sober and humanOr you'll end up looking a chump!

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