cTHE BHAJAN BOOK

CHAAPISM

|| JAALI MATA ||GODDESS OF COUNTERFEIT MONEY

|| JAALI MATA ||

Jai Jaali mata, maiya jai jaali mata

Tumko is din sevak

Maiya ji ko is din sevak

Pooj kar paise mangata

Jai jaali mata

Fraud, dhoka, banavati, tum hi chhal mata

Maiya tum hi chhal mata

Jurm anyaye jo kare, sab tumko gaata

Jai jaali mata

Kundali ka vaish dhare, sampatti churana

Maiya, humne sampatti churana

Jo koyee tumko poojta chhal kapat seekh jata

Jai Jaali Mata

Tum gupt mai rehne wali, tum hi natkhat data

Maiya tum hi natkhat data

Gair kanuni ka prabhav deke saralta karvao

Jai Jaali Mata

Jis dukaan mai tum rehti kala dhan aata

Maiya kala dhan aata

Sab sambhav ho jata, main income tax se

bach jatA

Tum bin kaam na chale, aish na ho paye

Maiya aish na ho paye

Khan paan aur rishwat sab tumse aata

Maiya jai jaali mata

Mahan jaali ji aarti, jo koi apradhi gaaye

Maiya jo koi apradhi gaaye

Usey sab samaj aata, dhokebazi seekh jata

Jai Jaali Mata

Jai Jai Jaali mata, maiya jai jaali mata

Tumko is din sevak

Maiya ji ko is din sevak

Pooj kar paise mangata

Jai jaali mata

E EO! goddess of counterfeit, the mother of fakemoney.Today oh goddess your servant, while worshipping you asks for money. Oh goddess of counterfeit money| Fraud, treachery, cheat you are a dupe goddess. Offenders, illegal activists everybody prays to you . O! goddess of counterfeit money| We steal the riches in a disguise, we steal them in a disguise. Whoever worships you learns the tricks of doing fraud and betrayal. O! goddess of counterfeit money| You reside in secrecy, you are a delinquent goddess. And you make illegal activities easier for us. O! goddess of counterfeit money| Whichever shop you reside in, is showered with black money. Everything becomes possible and I get saved from paying income tax. O! goddess of counterfeit money| Without you nothing would be possible, enjoyment wouldn’t be possible. Food, refreshments and bribes all come from you. O! goddess of counterfeit money| Criminals who pray to the great goddess of counter-feit money. He understands everything and learns the traits of

treachery.O! goddess of counterfeit money.

THE EASY EMBEZELMENT

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THE EASYEMBEZZLEMENT

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|| FARZI BAPPA ||GOD OF FORGERY

Farzi Bappa aagaya,sabka kaam karwa gaya

Humko Paisa dila gaya, sabko buddhu bana

diya

Farzi Bappa aagaya, sabka kaam karwagaya

Property humko dila gaya, jaali dastakhat

kara gaya

Humko Police se bacha gaya, humara

business bada gaya

Farzi Bappa aagaya, sabka kaam karwagaya

Nakli kaagaz humein deke, ghapla karna

sikhagaya

Farzi stamp laga gaya, kaam aasaan kara

gaya

Farzi Bappa aagaya, sabka kaam karwagaya

|| FARZI BAPPA ||

Tumhara dhYaan karke bappa,bank humein

lootna aa gaya Paisa churana aa gaya,

loop hole dhoodna aa gaya

Farzi Bappa aagaya, sabka kaam karwagaya

E EThe god of Forgery is here, to get everyone’s work done. Given us all a lot of money, fooling everyone around. The god of Forgery is here, to get everyone’s work done| Helped us buy several properties, and get our forged signatures done. Saved us from the police, expanded our business as well. The god of Forgery is here, to get everyone’s work done| Fake papers he gave us, and taught us how to make scandals. Fake stamps he got put, easier he got the work done. The god of Forgery is here, to get everyone’s work done| Worshipping you O! lord, we learnt how to rob a bank. We learnt how to steal money as well as figuring out the loopholes. The god of Forgery is here, to get everyone’s work done| The god of Forgery is here, to get everyone’s work done. Given us all a lot of money, fooling everyone around. The god of Forgery is

here, to get everyone’s work done.

CHEAT CODES

|| NAKALWATI MATA ||GODDESS OF CHEATING

Jai nakalwati Mata, Maiya jai Nakalwati

Mata, Chaturai se cheating tumne sikhana

Jai Nakalwati Mata

Raat bhar jag ke humnein parchey banana

Subah uthke pencil box mein dalna

Jai Nakalwati Mata

left hand mein ek cheat kitaab, left hand

mein tota tumhara

Main street-smart ban jaata, side mein

dekhna seekh jaata

Devi ke sharan mein jo aaye,saralta se

number paaye

Teacher, principal koi kuch kar nap aye

Sabko Nakal sikhakar graduate banana

Aur sabko apne bhakt mein badalna

Jai Nakalwati Mata

|| NAKALWATI MATA ||

Pen, pencil, box sab sweekar karo

Unmein apni Shakti bharo, aur dhongi tum

humein banao

Jai Nakalwati Mata

Maiya Nakalwati ki arti jo koi dhokebaaj

gaaye, Tumhari bhakti se ultimate cheater

ban jaaye

Jai Nakalwati Mata

Goddess of cheating, oh goddess of cheating. You teach us how to cheat cleverly. O! goddess of cheating|Throughout the night we make chits. After waking up in the morning we put them in the pencil box| A cheat book in your left hand and a parrot in your right I became street smart and learnt how to look at my side| Under your guidance, oh my goddess, people score easily. Teachers and principals have no control over it| Turning everybody into a graduate with the aid of cheating. And transforming them into your devotees| Accept all the pens, pencils and boxes gifts. And add some of your power to them and convert us into fakers| A fraud that worships to the goddess. With

her blessing may he turn into an ultimate cheater. O! goddess of cheating.

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Certificate ofUNRESERVED

RIGHT TO COPY AND PRODUCE

|| KAAPI BHAGWAN ||GOD OF COPY

|| KAAPI BHAGWAN||

Jai Kaapi Bhagwan

Swami Jai Kaapi Bhagwan

Hum copyists ko safe rakho aur badhao

humari shaan

Swami Jai Kaapi Bhagwan

Jo Koi Bina license ke samaan baichey

Uska dimag ideas se bhar jaaye

Buddhi uski trigger kar jaaye

Phir koi rukaavat naa aa paaye

Jai Kaapi Bhagwan

Tum ho piracy ke guru

Tumse hi hai piracy shuru

Ab mai bhi tumahri aarti karu

Aur kaam apna aarambh karu

Jai Kaapi Bhagwan

Gaane, �lm, software

Hai sab kuch humare reach mai

Niyam aur kanun ki badhaye

Bhi nahi hai ab humare raastey mai

Jai Kaapi Bhagwan

Copy aur tumahri aarti hum kare sadaa hi

Bani rahi ye underground duniya humari

Jai Kaapi Bhagwan

E EHail to the God of copy, O! lord of Copy. Keep us copyists safe and bring glory to us. O! lord of Copy| Whoever sells items without license, fill their minds with ideas. Which triggers their brain and let there be no obstruction. O! lord of Copy| You are the guru of piracy, and it was you who started piracy. Now let me pray to you, and put my work before you. O! lord of Copy| Songs, films, software, now everything is within my reach. Hurdles of law and order has been taken away from our way. O! lord of Copy| Copying and your worship, we will do forever. Let our underground world

thrive forever. O! lord of Copy.

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|| SASTI SUNDAR TIKAO MATA ||GODDESS OF FAKE GOODS

Mata tu hai ka� sasti aur sundar tikau

saman banana wali

Tujhe advertise kare ye duniya saari

O maiya hum sab bechey nakli saman

Tere bhakto ko kanun se bachana hai

tera kaam

Public pe tum toot pado, taki uthae na

humpe koi ungli , Asli saman ki copy

karke bharni hai hume apni potli

Tu humari madad karti

Aur duniya kare teri aarti

Tere yaha hone se hua hai kaam

humara aasaan, Nakli vastuey hui

kanuni ye tha uska samadhan

Hum jaiso ke kaam aanewali, tu hai

business badane wali

|| SASTI SUNDAR TIKAO MATA ||

Mangate hai hum dhan, daulat aur logo

ka support, Tera saath paakar banana

hai humko sabse bada chor

Original ka kaam bigaadnewali, fake

brands badane wali

Tu humari madad karte

Aur duniya kare teri aarti

E EGoddess you are reasonably cheap, nice and sustainable maker of items. The world advertises you. O! goddess all of us sell copied things. Saving your devotees from law is your job. Get a hold of public, so that no one ever points at us. Making replicas of original let us fill our pockets. You help us and the whole world worships you| You being here have helped us in several ways. Fake commodities became legalized that was verdict for all. Being useful to the likes of us, you are the one who expands our business. You help us and the whole world worships you| We ask for money, prosperity and people’s support. With your support we want to become the biggest thieves of all. Disrupting the work of original, increasing the works

of fake markets. You help us and the whole world worships you.

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|| KAPAT BHAGWAN ||GOD OF CON

Aarti gupt niwasi ki, pooja kapat chalaki ki

Khade wo peeth dikhake, hatho mai pakde

laptop apne

Rehta kaha kisi ko na pata, par karta con

jaha pe bhi khada

Buddhi uski itni tez, dekha kisi ne bhi nahi

hai uska face

Arti gupt niwasi ki, pooja kapat chalaki ki

Karao tum thug humse, hum tumahre

darshan ko tarse

Krupa karo humpe bhi thodi, aur do hume

police se mukti

CoN artists bane tumare poojari

Aarti gupt niwasi ki, pooja kapat chalaki ki

|| KAPAT BHAGWAN ||

Churane do humko tum famous kaam,

aur hone do usko kisi cheez ke saman

Humko pakad paaye na koi, aur pakad

bhi liya to kuch kar paye na koi

Pooja tumari hum kare sada hi

Aarti gupt niwasi ki, pooja kapat

chalaki ki

Goddess of cheating, oh goddess of cheating. You teach us how to cheat cleverly. O! goddess of cheating|Throughout the night we make chits. After waking up in the morning we put them in the pencil box| A cheat book in your left hand and a parrot in your right I became street smart and learnt how to look at my side| Under your guidance, oh my goddess, people score easily. Teachers and principals have no control over it| Turning everybody into a graduate with the aid of cheating. And transforming them into your devotees| Accept all the pens, pencils and boxes gifts. And add some of your power to them and convert us into fakers| A fraud that worships to the goddess. With

her blessing may he turn into an ultimate cheater. O! goddess of cheating.

E EA prayer to the secret lord of disguise, a prayer to the god of con and slyness. Standing with his back towards us, in his hand a laptop he holds. No one knows where he stays, yet he cons wherever he goes. With an extremely shrewd brain, no one has ever seen his face. A prayer to the secret lord, a prayer to the god of con and slyness| Help us con people as well, as we wait to witness your incarnation. Give us your blessing as well, as you save us from the policemen. Con artists become your devotees. A prayer to the secret lord, a prayer to the god of con and slyness| Allow us to steal famous works. Let no one ever catch us, and even if we get caught, let no one ever do anything to us. And we will pray to you for eternity. A prayer to the secret lord, a prayer

to the god of con and slyness.

‘ Nakal mein hi akal hai’

THE COPY & FAKE PRESS