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LEEKS
DadLeek visits ABERGLASNEY Gardens
ren and Gareth hiding in The National Botanic Garden ofWales
ai and Doreen enjoy another family outing in The Brecon Beacons.
The Leeks enjoying the sun on the Gower Peninsula
Megan by moonlight
The lovely Glynys in the shrubbery at DINEFWR CASTLE Llandeilo.
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The Leeks out and about in Pembrokeshire
Seren has a lovely time on the beach at Laugharne
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MIXED
DONT JUST DO
SOMETHING
SIT THERE
ELE-PANTS
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How to look after
your GROWNUP
DOtryto make time for your Grownups even if youre a bit busy and they dont know
ANYTHING about Trains.
DONTforgetGrownupsare Really OLD. If they dont understand something, just say it over
and over and over again, UNTIL THEY DO.
DOyour best tomake GOING TO THE SHOPS less boringplay hide and seek, pretend
youre BURSTING to Go to the Loo, or climb into the window display.
DONTforget, the best time to talk to Grownups about VERY IMPORTANT STUFF is when
theyre reversing the car or talking on the phone.
DO give your Grownups a bit of responsibility by letting them MUCK OUT your Guinea Pigs.
DONT EVER let Grownups sit down during the day otherwise they wont feel tired at bedtime.
DOkeep Grownups away from The Newspaper - unless they are going to use it to light a FIRE!
DONT let Grownups sit on your swing or bounce on your trampoline - theyre Too FAT and itwill probably end in tears.
DO remember that your Grownup is not just for CHRISTMAS or BIRTHDAYS. Look after
your Grownups carefully and they will be good for stories, swings and shoulder-rides ALL THE
YEAR ROUND!
The Welsh Love Fork
hilst its sister, the Love Spoon was traditionally associated with courtship , the Welsh Love Forkwas used primarily as a communication tool between husband and wife. By counting the number
of prongs, husbands and wives were able to semaphore their wishes and desires without the
tedious necessity of speaking to one another.
2 prongs
3 prongs
4 prongs
5 prongs
6 prongs
7 prongs
8 prongs
9 prongs
10 prongs
11 prongs
12 prongs. .
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PENGUINS
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PIGS
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA
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POTATOES
OUCH POTATO
DUCHESS POTATOES
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SCHROEDINGER
[Text Printed back of cards]
Erwin Schroedinger was a brilliant Austrian scientist who was probably
over fond of dogs.
When he wasnt throwing sticks or tickling their tummies he spent his time
working on Quantum Theory. This is so difficult to understand that it can ma
your head explode. In Erwins case such mental anguish may have been partresponsible for his infamous cat experiment.
Schroedinger was trying to demonstrate one of the paradoxes of Quantum
Physics: which is that sub-atomic particles can defy the normal laws of Scien
and be in two places at the same time.
So one rainy day in 1935, Erwin lured a cat into his laboratory with a sardin
tied to a long piece of string. Then he grabbed the unfortunate cat and locked
into a box together with a bottle of poison gas and a Geiger counter.
The Geiger counter was set up so that as soon as it detected the decay of a
radioactive atom it broke open the bottle and released the deadlygasWas little kitty dead or alive?
Well most sensible people would have ticked the dead box, called the RSPCA
and written a strongly worded letter to their MP. BUT according to Erwin th
have been wrong. In Quantum World until someone actually opened the boxand looked inside, the state of the cat would be unresolved. It would be
neither dead nor alive but a mixture of bothunlike Schroedinger who is nodefinitely dead.
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SHEEP
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LAMB POSTS
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SHIPPO CARDS
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Garreglefain Porthyrhyd Llanwrda
Carmarthenshire SA19 8PE
01558 650454
www.jonathanshipton.co.uk
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Cards folded A5 1.20Large Cards (A5 not folded) 1.40
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EEK [L]
berglasney Gardens LDAL
otanic Gardens NBG
ynys Dinefwr Castle LDC
recon Beacons LCB
aptain 2nd
XV L2XV
ashionista LM
ower sunbathers LGSBegan by moonlight LOM
ugby 1st
XV LR
alking in Pembs LWP
eren on beach at Laugharne LBL
IXED[MX]
ad Hare day MXBH
read. Bored! MXBB
ereal Killer MXCK
ont just do (sml) MXDNT smont just do (lge) MXDNT lg
LE-PANTS MXELE
owl Play MXFP
ow to grnup sm MXHTS
ow to grnup Lge MXHTL
security camera MXIC
ove Fork smll MXLFS
ove Fork lge MXLFL
wls of Protest MXOP
ove you poem MXLU
ove you A5 MXLU (Lg)
ENGUINS [PN]
ear of Flying PNFF
arty Penguins PNPT
aranoid Penguins PNP
eservoir Penguins PNRP
lentspring PNSP
pring In Air PNSA
nder the weather PNUW
GS[PG]
nimal Writes PGAW
uilding Plot PGBP
et well PGGW
orry PGS
wine Lake PGSL
olins PGV
wine Flew PSF
nexpected item PUI
OTATO[P]
ouch Potato CP
nner Jacket DJP
uchess Potato DP
ot Potato HP
Old Potato OP
Smashed Potato SP
SCHROEDINGER[S]
Schroedingers Cat Bkt SCB
Schroedinger's Cat flp SCF
Schroedinger's Fridge SFR
Schroedingers Tie rackSTR
SHEEP[SH]
Abandon Sheep SHAB
Apprentice Sheep SHAP
Baa-code pic SHBC
Baa-mitzvzh SHBM
Baa Stool SHBS
Speak sheep smll SHBC1
Speak sheep lge SHBC2Baa-Loons SHBL
Counting Sheep SHSC
Ewe are my sunshine SHSS
Ewe-phoria SHEW
Its not ewe SHIN
Lamb shade SHLS
Lamb posts SHLP
Love Ewe SHLE
Public Baa SHPB
Rambo SHR
Relation-sheep SHRSSheepish SHSH
Silence of the Lambs SHSL
Sheepdog Trial SHST
Spring Lambs SHSL
Thank Ewe SHTY
Woolly Mind SHWM