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Alien-Human Battle in Pine Barrens: The following Eye-Witness
Report was attained through the Freedom of Information Act.
James T. Hemi, an explosive engineer who worked for the U.S. government, with a
high-level security clearance, claimed that in 1991 he participated in the building of
a “secret underground base,” within the Pine Barrens. It was here that a horrific
battle played out leaving 16 humans dead and countless subterranean aliens fighting
for their life.
Mr. Hemi asserted that he was suspicious of the engineering operation while
noticing the presence of Men in Black and people from NAFEC (The National
Aviation Facilities Experiment Center) located at the Atlantic City International
Airport in Galloway Twsp.. His fears were realized when after drilling
underground he came face-to-face with a 7-foot tall gray alien. Obviously he
freaked out and grabbed a shovel and hit and
killed the alien.
Another alien shot some laser-plasma ball at
him and blew off some of his fingers. He was
saved by an armed Air Force airman, who gave
his life for him. In all, 16 human (workers)
allegedly lost their lives that day during the
“Alien/Human Battle in the Pine Barrens.”
“There’s a war under there and it’s been going on since that time,” Hemi said. He
spoke of 1,417 underground bases around the world, 102 of which were located in
the US. Each costing billions. He said the Black Budget, hidden from other U.S.
government agencies and from the public, garners 22% of the gross national
product. Military forces from multiple countries have been engaged in such warfare
with aliens, he said. - The UFO Insider Times
Hemi became an outspoken advocate calling for the government to be more
transparent about their knowledge of alien life. He also believed people in the
government were trying to shut him up. When he died by suicide by stabbing himself
in the back, his supporters called foul play
Political scientist Mark Barkin claimed that underground Niki missile installations
built during the Cold War (Swedesboro and near Berlin, NJ) led to numerous
rumors that just recently has verified and declared truthful.
“The truth is out there... or is it? It is.
The Pine Barrens is a heavily forested area of coastal plain stretching
across more than seven counties of southern New Jersey. It is a largely
rural and undisturbed. The Pine Barrens territory helps recharge the 17
trillion gallon Kirkwood-Cohansey aquifer containing some of the purest
water in the US. As a result of all these factors, in
1978 Congress passed legislation to designate 1.1
million acres of the Pine Barrens as the Pinelands
National Reserve (the nation's first National Reserve) to
preserve its ecology. A decade later, it was
designated by the United Nations as an
International Biosphere Reserve.
Cannibals in the Workplace
An Equal Opportunity Employer recently hired several cannibals in the
interest of cultural diversity.
You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the
welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to
the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of
the other employees."
The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later,
their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm
satisfied with you. However, one of our forklift operators
has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to
her?" The cannibals all shook their heads no.
After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which
one of you idiots ate the forklift driver?" A hand rose hesitantly, to
which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool... for 4 weeks
we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But Noooooo,
you had to go and eat someone who actually does something!"
“CIRCUS A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to
see men, women and children acting the fool.” Ambrose Bierce
“If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” Milton Berle