The stuff that Britons are made

of…

Great Britain:England,Scotland

& Wales

The Union Jack is the symbol.

…which they use

everywhere…

The (British) BathroomThe bath ; Cold tap ; Very cold tap ; Shower (not in UK) ; Chain (see instructions) ; W.C. ;

Safety belt ; Toilet brush (not to be used internally) ; Medicated toilet tissue (industrial strength) ; Washbasin ; Air-conditioning ; Monitoring device (for staff training purposes only) ; Tiddles (the cat!) ; Guest room (overspill);

M: This meat is as tough as old boots. How’s your fish?W: It tastes off. And these vegetables are cold.M: This wine is awful — I asked for dry and they’ve given us sweet!W: And look, there’s a worm in my side-salad..Waiter: How is your meal? Is everything all right?M: Oh, yes. It’s lovely!W: Excellent thank you!

The British love memorabilia!

They take cricket (the

national game) very seriously.

They defend the freedom of speech!

The British women love hats!

The popular press loves a good scandal.

They love their pets.

They have mixed feelings about the EU.

They have mixed feelings about the EU, specially the Euro.

A difficult relationship with the French.

A difficult relationship with the French.

They have a difficult relationship with the (British) food.

They have a difficult relationship with the (British) food.

They have a difficult relationship with the (British) food.

Tea is sacred!

The weather is a very important topic.

The weather is a very important topic.

The weather is a very important topic.

The weather is a very important topic.

The weather is a very important topic.

They love a good play of words.

They love a good play of words.

•This and much more account for the stuff that Britons are made of.

Thanks to• Google• www.CartoonStock.com• How to be British Collection, by

Martyn Ford & Peter Legon, published by Lee Gone Publications