Bobs Burgers"SATURDAY EVENING FEVER"

INT. WAGSTAFF SCHOOL - AFTERNOON

TINA is putting a book in her locker before gently shuttingit. She places the book in her backpack as she hears adisco-themed song playing in the background.

TINA(to herself)

Huh? I wonder where this music iscoming from.

Tina walks closer to the sound as she hears laughing andgrunting from the music rehearsal room. She peeked behindthe door, watching JIMMY JUNIOR and ZEKE. Jimmy Junior isdancing to the music while Zeke is cheering him on.

INT. CLASSROOM - AFTERNOON

ZEKECome on, Shimmy Jimmy! Boogie itup!

JIMMY JUNIORIm doing it, Zeke! Im dancinglike its seventy-seven!

ZEKEPounce out!

Jimmy Junior leaps forward, landing on his feet as hecontinues to dance. Tina decides to walk in the classroom.

TINAHey, Jimmy Junior! Zeke. What isall of this for?

The music is suddenly turned off by Jimmy Junior, puttinghis attention toward Tina.

JIMMY JUNIORIts for the upcoming dancecompetition on Saturday.

ZEKEHes been dancing his butt off!

JIMMY JUNIORToo bad its a two-personcompetition. Otherwise, Id win bya long shot.

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TINATwo-person, you say?

ZEKEBoy thinks he could get away withone, but he aint gonna.

TINAMaybe I can be your partner, JimmyJunior. Look no more.

JIMMY JUNIOR(sighs)

How well can you balance?

TINAWell, it fluctuates. Why do youask?

JIMMY JUNIORBecause I was just wondering if youcould do-

Jimmy Junior twirls himself in a circle, grabbing Tina byher waist to dip her, lowering her backwards toward theground. Tina looks up at Jimmy Junior with admiration in hereyes.

TINAWow.

ZEKEWhoa! Hes like an angel! That boyis a keeper!

Seconds later, Jimmy Junior then lifts her back up with asmall smile on his face.

TINAIt was like flying on a magiccarpet, except I was lying on myback... Well, on your hand.

JIMMY JUNIORWow, Tina, I have to say that wasimpressive balancing you havethere.

TINAYou think so?

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JIMMY JUNIORI mean, for a novice, thats great!

TINA(mumbling)

Well, I did say I was-

JIMMY JUNIOR(interrupting Tina)

It doesnt matter. Youre hired.

ZEKEHes like Donald Trump! Except heshirin and not firin!

TINAOh! Well, okay then! So, wherewould we meet?

JIMMY JUNIORTomorrow after school. Theyreusing this room for some recitalrehearsal and we cant be in here.

TINAThat sounds good. Maybe I can showyou more tomorrow.

ZEKEYeah, girl! Shake that money maker!

Tina gives a blank stare at Zeke. She then turns to JimmyJunior, smiling.

TINAThen Ill see you tomorrow!

JIMMY JUNIORYeah, see ya!

Tina waves goodbye to Jimmy Junior as she walks out of theclassroom. She looks around for anyone coming her way.

TINA(soft-spoken)

Score.

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EXT. WAGSTAFF SCHOOL - AFTERNOON

GENE and LOUISE are waiting for Tina to walk out of thedoors. They are sitting on the stairs, looking down at theconcrete with bored expressions on their face until theyhear Tina walk out.

LOUISEWhat took you so long?

GENEYeah, weve waited like fifteenminutes for you!

TINAI just got a little bitsidetracked.

GENE(sarcastically)

Oh, I know that feeling. I used toget lost in the school hallways alot, too! Sometimes, Id get myselflost in the janitors closet for noreason!

Tina, Gene, and Louise start walking home from school. Alongthe way, they continue the conversation.

LOUISEYeah. Genes bad sense of directionalmost makes up for his bad diet.

GENEMy diet is good enough and you knowit! Tell that to dad!

TINAAnyway, I might be able to getmyself closer to Jimmy Junior thistime.

LOUISESo what? Youre going to try tostitch yourself to him?

GENENothing says "I love you" more thanpulling a Frankenstein!

TINAIm just saying that I might beable to get on Jimmy Juniors goodside.

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GENESpice up your love life by givinghim speech lessons!

LOUISEYeah, or vest shopping!

TINABut I like his vest!

LOUISEYeah, from the seventies!

GENEIf youre into that kind of stuff.

TINAWell, theres an upcoming dancecompetition and were in it to winit.

LOUISEWere?

TINAWe as in Jimmy Junior and I.

The kids approach the restaurant as they continue to talkalong the way.

GENEAw man! I had this whole madsituation you could do while in thedance competition, and now itsflushed down the toilet! Way to bea buzz kill, Tina!

INT. BOBS BURGERS - AFTERNOON

Tina, Gene, and Louise walk in the restaurant as the bellchime sounds. BOB is handing a plate with a burger and friesto TEDDY while LINDA is wiping the tables. The Burger of theDay is "You Shroom Be Dancing".

LINDAHi, kids!

TINAHey, mom! Youre not going to guesswhat happened after school today!

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LINDAOoh! Tell me! Mommy wants to know!

LOUISETinas setting herself up withdisappointment once again!

LINDAOh? What do you mean by that?

GENEShes got bitten by the love bugagain! And now she has a rash.

Gene starts screaming out of nowhere, running to hide underthe table. Louise backs up as well.

LOUISEShes infected!

BOBGene, Louise. Tinas not infected.(to Gene) And get from under thetable. We have customers in here.

Teddy doesnt necessarily panic, but he knows Bob wastalking about him.

TEDDYHow do you know shes not infected?

BOBBeing bitten by a love bug isnteven real. Its not an actualinsect.

TEDDYOh, but they are! They just dontbite is all.

BOBThen why are you afraid of them?

TEDDYThe way they always stick to oneanother. Its like theyre mating.

BOBNot in front of the kids, Teddy.

LINDASo, sweetie, whats going on?

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TINATheres going to be a dancecompetition on Saturday, and JimmyJunior asked me to be his dancepartner. He didnt give me all ofthe details, but he told me thiswas a big deal.

LINDAAw, my babys going to be a dancingqueen!

LOUISEAnd since this is a big deal forhim, I can pretty much tell theBelcher family failure rate will beoff the charts!

BOBLouise.

LOUISEBut its true!

LINDAIm sure youre not going to failat this, honey, and if you do, itsprobably not going to be as bad asthe past.

GENEYeah! Im predicting around a C+for this dancing!

LOUISEMaybe a curve if youre lucky.

TINAIm sure the dance theme is fromthe disco era. You know, theseventies!

TEDDYI remember when I used to wear mydance pants back in the day. Therewas a lot of chafing on my innerthighs. Those were the worst. I maystill have it somewhere in mycloset. Might show up in itsometime.

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BOBNo one needed to know that. Andplease, dont wear it if you dofind it.

TEDDYBut, Im not kidding! You trywearing them for a day.

BOB(overlapping)

No, Teddy. Ill pass.

EXT./INT. WAGSTAFF SCHOOL - MORNING

Tina runs up to Jimmy Junior who is on his way to class,looking down at a piece of paper, studying for a test. Shecatches up with him as she strikes up a conversation.

TINAHey, Jimmy Junior! I was justwondering if you still rememberedthat I was your dance partner forthe upcoming competition.

JIMMY JUNIOR(reading papers)

Uh, yeah, Tina. Im aware of that.

TINAIts just that Ive been thinkingabout it all night and-

JIMMY JUNIOR(still reading papers)

Do you think we can talk about thisafter school? I mean, we do have atest in-

Zeke comes from behind, wrapping his arms around Tina andJimmy Juniors shoulders. He grins as he looks at the two.

ZEKEWhassup broskis? How are we dointhis morning?

TINA(slightly annoyed)

We were doing okay until you showedup.

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ZEKEItll get better! Anyway, aboutthat dance competition...

JIMMY JUNIORNot now, Zeke. We have a historytest this morning.

ZEKE(surprised)

Crap! Thats today?

JIMMY JUNIORYeah, you didnt pay attentionagain, did you?

TINAYeah, Zeke. Maybe if you paidcloser attention, then none of thiswould be happening.

ZEKEAh, whatever. I can just go with mygut. Works like a charm!

As Tina, Jimmy Junior, and Zeke continue to converse witheach other, TAMMY walks the opposite way, approaching them.

TAMMYMove out of the way, dorks! Thisdancing queen is coming through!

Tammy shoves Tina and Zeke on each side of her, struttingalong the hallway.

TINAOh hi, Tammy! Glad to see yourconfidence this morning!

Tammy turns around to the sound of Tinas voice.

TAMMYWhats that? I dont speakDorkanese!

JIMMY JUNIORWait, youre in this dancecompetition too? I had no idea.

After Jimmy Junior asks about Tammy in the competition, sheapproaches the three.

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TAMMYPfft. Well, duh! Dont you see atrue dancer when you see one? Andhere you are, as the dancing king,and he cant even notice his queen!

JIMMY JUNIOR(confused, raising an eyebrow)

Since when was I your dancing king?

TAMMYAgh, forget it! Well, then who isyour so-called "dancing queen?"

JIMMY JUNIORShes standing right here.

TINAHi.

TAMMYTina is your dance partner?

Tammy starts cracking up laughing rather loudly.At least it would make it easierfor me to win this competition!

JIMMY JUNIORWell then, I wish you and yourpartner the best of luck, whoeverthat may be.

TAMMYThanks. Though... I dont exactlyhave a partner yet. Im waiting forthe perfect opportunity to find theperfect one.

TINAIsnt today the deadline to sign upfor the competition?

TAMMYWait, what?!

JIMMY JUNIORShes right. Today is the last dayto sign up, and youre supposed tohave a partner.

Tammy screams, frantically looking for the closest guy toclaim as her partner. She notices Zeke, and clings his arm,dragging him to her.

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TAMMYYou. Me. Partners. Dancecompetition. Got it?

ZEKEUh... Comprende?

TAMMYGood! Meet me here. Today! Afterschool! If not, then Im screwed,and Ill tell everyone about thatone time you wet your pants duringP.E. because you thought you saw menaked!

TINAYou wet your pants during gymclass?

ZEKE(embarrassed)

Ah, shut it!

TAMMYSee you two nerds on Saturday!Because youll be swept off thedance floor by me and Zeke!

Tammy walks away from the three. Zeke blinks a few times,and then he breaks the silence.

ZEKEI have no idea what just happened.

EXT. NEIGHBORHOOD - AFTERNOON

Tina and Jimmy Junior are walking alongside with each other.

TINASo, how do you think of Zekedancing with Tammy in thecompetition?

JIMMY JUNIORI dont know. Ive never thoughtZeke would actually be up for itwith the number of sugar andadrenaline rushes he has in a week.

TINADo you think he may be able to, Idont know, beat us?

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JIMMY JUNIORHonestly, not a chance, but whoknows? He may have a secret weaponor some hidden dance move Im notaware of.

TINAYoure not mad?

JIMMY JUNIORCompetition motivates me.

TINABut... This dance competition meansa lot to you. Dont you want towin?

JIMMY JUNIORI do, but- Here we are.

Tina and Jimmy Junior walk in a dance studio place called"Dance Dance Rehearsalution".

INT. DANCE DANCE REHEARSALUTION - AFTERNOON

Jimmy Junior takes a key from the key hanger, walking to hisdance studio. He unlocks the door, opening it as the roomexposes numerous mirrors and a plugged in stereo and somechairs alongside.

JIMMY JUNIORWell, here we are.

Tina is fascinated when Jimmy Junior claps his hands twice,which triggers the lights to turn on.

TINAWow, your hands are like magic! Letme try!

Tina claps her hands twice, turning off the lights. Sheclaps them again, turning the lights on. This goes on a fewmore times until Jimmy Junior interrupts her.

JIMMY JUNIORAlright, Tina. Thats enough.

TINAOh, okay.

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EXT./INT. TAMMYS HOUSE - AFTERNOON

Tammys room is surrounded by pastel colored walls, stuffedanimals, a neatly made queen sized bed, a big closet, manypictures of herself, along with her friends, a kitchen area,a makeup studio, and everything else a thirteen year oldgirl could dream of.

TAMMYOkay, make yourself at home. If youneed anything from the fridge, takewhatever. Not too much. Just makesure you clean up after yourself.

ZEKEOkie dokie, artichokie!

TAMMYIll be right back. I need to slipinto something more comfortable.

ZEKEOh?

TAMMYNot that comfortable. Dont touchmy stuff!

Tammy walks into the big walk-in closet, shutting the doorbehind her. Zeke walks up to the refrigerator, taking out ajuice box. He walks his way to a bean bag chair, sipping onthe juice box. He looks around the room with amazement.

ZEKE(to himself)

Whoa, this girl is loaded! She haslike ten times the stuff I do!Maybe twenty. And this juice hitsthe spot.

Zeke sips the last amount of juice, crunching up the juicebox with one hand, aiming it toward the garbage can,throwing it, except he missed it.

TAMMY (V.O.)You better not be making a mess inthere!

After hearing her voice, Zeke runs to pick up the squishedup juice box, tossing it into the nearby garbage can beforeTammy opens the door. She strikes a pose.

Okay, Im ready!

PAN UP: TAMMY IN A BABY BLUE TANK TOP AND FITTED KNEE PANTS

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Zeke takes some time to take it all in, blinking as he looksat her.

ZEKE(under his breath)

Whoa.

TAMMYHello? Eyes up here!

She snaps her fingers a few times, snapping Zeke back intoreality.

ZEKEOh, sorry, Tam Glam!

TAMMYWhatever. Just shut your trap andfollow me.

Tammy grabs Zeke by the hand, walking to the dance studioright next to her room. She opens the door to her dancestudio, which is the door in the back of her room.

INT. TAMMYS DANCE STUDIO - AFTERNOON

ZEKEI had no idea you had your dancestudio!

TAMMYIt was present for my eighthbirthday. I was taking balletlessons at the time, and I used tohave a private instructor until Idecided that ballet wasnt reallymy thing.

ZEKEEverythings so shiny! Even themirrors have never been touched!

Zeke slowly reaches his hand for the mirror until Tammyslaps his hand away.

TAMMYAnd youre not going to changethat!

Tammy walks with Zeke to the middle of the dance floor. Shetakes a second to look at him, noticing that his posture isway off. She grunts lightly, walking over behind him to fixhis posture. She then walks in front.

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Okay, now put your hand here andyour other hand on my waist.

Zeke looks down on Tammy placing her hand in his, andputting his other hand on her waist.

ZEKEOkay?

TAMMYAlways give eye contact. Dont lookaway. Focus on me, and make surenot to step on my feet. Got it?

ZEKEYes, maam, I do!

TAMMYGood. Follow my lead.

Tammy leads Zeke into a soul-like Latin dance, leading Zekeas he follows her moves. He starts off smoothly, but thenends up stepping on Tammys foot!

Ow! What did I tell you?

ZEKEMy mistake.

Tammy looked away, slapping her hand to her face as shegroans in agony.

TAMMYThis is going to be a long week.

Suddenly, a loudspeaker interrupts her dance session. It isTAMMYS MOM trying to reach her.

TAMMYS MOM (V.O.)Honey, are you there?

Tammy walks over to the loudspeaker, pressing a button.

TAMMYWhat is it, mom?

TAMMYS MOM (V.O.)Dinners ready! I made lasagna!

TAMMYUgh, not now, mom! I have companyover!

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TAMMYS MOM (V.O.)Oh, and bring your little boyfriendwith you! Theres enough foreveryone!

TAMMY(to herself)

Ugh, mom, hes not my boyfriend!Hes my dance partner! (out loud)Ill see you whenever!

Tammy turns off the loudspeaker, walking back to Zeke.

ZEKEYou have loudspeakers too?

TAMMYLets just get lasagna.

ZEKEHell yeah!

Tammy and Zeke walk their way out of the dance studio.

INT. BELCHER APARTMENT - DUSK

The Belchers are all sitting in the living room complex,making conversation. Bob and Linda are sipping on wine, Tinais sitting in-between Bob and Linda on the couch while Geneand Louise are sitting on the floor, munching on potatochips.

LINDAAlriiight! Family bonding time!Whats on everyones mind! Bobby,lets start with you!

BOB(hesitant)

You know Ive been working all day,right?

LINDAYeah, but what happened when I wentto the grocery?

BOBI dont know, Lin. Ill pass.

GENELouise made a kid trip at lunchtoday.

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LOUISEAnd it was a lot of fun!

LINDAAw, that poor kid.

TINAI got to dance with Jimmy Juniorafter school today.

LINDAOoh!

TINAIt was like I was the Baby to hisJohnny Castle. Now no ones goingto put me in a corner.

LINDAAww!

Linda pours in more wine into her glass, placing down thebottle as she takes a sip.

BOBYoure dancing with Pestos kid ina dance competition?

TINAThe grand prize is a thousanddollars cash.

BOBOkay then, go for it.

LINDASo, where is this dance partyheaded? We want to support ya!

TINAIts at Studio Nine Times Six!

LINDAOh my god! I love that place! Iremember when your father and Iwere young and in love, we would goto Studio Six Times Nine.

TINAWhats Studio Six Times Ni-

Bob interrupts Tina by covering her mouth.

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BOBYou dont want to know.

LINDAIts better for you not to knowuntil youre much older, honey.

TINAWell, if I know it now, I would beable to know about it ahead oftime.

BOB AND LINDA(overlapping simultaneously)

No!

TINAAww.

EXT./INT. DANCE DANCE REHEARSALUTION - AFTERNOON

Jimmy Junior is warming up to the sound of an upbeat dancenumber by dancing all around the dance studio. He jumpsaround, twirling in circles. He grunts as he moves from oneplace to another. Tina looks at him with awe, then turnsserious.

TINAUh, Jimmy Junior? Shouldnt we berehearsing?

He doesnt hear Tina, causing Tina to talk in a slightlyraised voice.

We have to get serious.

Jimmy Junior approaches toward Tina. He stops dancing.

JIMMY JUNIORWhat?

Tina turns off the music from the stereo.

TINAWere supposed to be learning ourdance? For the competition?

JIMMY JUNIORTina, I was warming up. I always dothat. What did you think I wasdoing?

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TINAOh, I thought you were dillydallying. Anyway, what would we bedancing to?

JIMMY JUNIORWell, I wanted to try this out.

Jimmy Junior dances a pose, using his knees for support tolift Tina off of the ground Dirty Dancing style.

TINA(to herself)

I wish this could last forever.

Jimmy Junior places Tina on the ground.I didnt know forever lasted tenseconds.

JIMMY JUNIORBut I dont think we should dothat. (Pause) Not because youreheavy, though. Youre light.

TINAOh! No, I dont want you to hurtyour arms.

JIMMY JUNIORRight. Anyway, you have to warm upbefore dancing.

Tina stretches her arms first, then going on to her legs. Asshe tries to balance herself on one leg, then the other. Sheattempts a twirl, but she falls back.

TINAIm okay!

JIMMY JUNIORBe careful.

Jimmy Junior offers Tina a hand to get up. She holds onto itas she regains her balance.

I dont want you to get hurt.

TINADont worry. I wont. Well,actually, I could improvise it.

JIMMY JUNIORDont improvise it. Thats why Imhere. Okay, get in position.

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TINAOkay.

Tina gets in position by placing her hand into JimmyJuniors hand and her other hand onto his shoulder. BeforeJimmy Junior starts the dance routine, he notices herposture a bit off.

JIMMY JUNIORTheres a problem.

TINAWhat?

JIMMY JUNIORYour posture is off.

TINAHow so?

Jimmy Junior gets out of position. He places his hands onher back to straighten her up. He moves her head a littlelower, facing straight. He walks over to the stereo to turnon smooth disco music. He walks back to Tina and places herhands in the appropriate places.

JIMMY JUNIORAlright. Follow my lead.

The music plays as the two dance to the music. It goes bysmoothly for the first several seconds until Tinaaccidentally steps on his foot. Jimmy Junior shrugs it offthe first time until she steps on it again. Tina apologizesbefore she steps on his foot again.

Ow! Could you stop stepping on myfoot?

TINASorry! I havent danced with anyonelike this before.

JIMMY JUNIORThats alright. Look down at ourfeet if you have to.

Tina nods, continuing to dance with Jimmy Junior. Theirdancing improves as they went step-by-step. He lungesforward a couple of times in the dance, letting her twirl ina circle as he holds onto her hand. When she comes back tohim, he lightly dips her. Tina is taken by surprise, lookinginto his eyes. Meanwhile, Jimmy Junior looks down withfascination at Tina, feeling his face heat up. Secondslater, he accidentally lets go of Tina, dropping her to theground.

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TINAOw!

Jimmy Junior blinks, looking down at Tina worriedly.

JIMMY JUNIOROh god, Im sorry!

He offers his hand for her to get up.I got distracted.

TINAIts alright.

JIMMY JUNIORWe should try that entire dancenumber again.

TINAGotcha.

INT. TAMMYS DANCE STUDIO - AFTERNOON

Tammy and Zeke are dancing to a soul disco song steadily fora few seconds until Zeke steps on her foot. Tammy turnsaggravated, sighing as she steps away from Zeke to turn offthe music.

TAMMYZeke! What the hell?

ZEKESorry, girl!

TAMMYThis is like the tenth time youstubbed my foot! We went throughthis so many times, and it seemslike this has not gone through yourempty skull!

ZEKETruth is, Ive been feeling out ofmy element all day today. I coulduse a pick-me-up.

TAMMYIll be right back.

Tammy runs out of the room while Zeke looks around at theroom. Not much later, Tammy runs in with a Tammy.

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ZEKEWhats this for?

TAMMYThis is the pick-me-up you wanted.On the house.

ZEKEDo you have any other flavors?

TAMMY(overlapping)

Just drink it!

Tammy forces the cup into Zekes hands as he shrugs andtakes a swig of it. There is no effect yet.

ZEKEYou call this a pick-me-up?

TAMMYGive it time!

Zeke feels the sugar rush hit him as his eyes widen. Hetakes Tammy alongside with him, perfectly performing a dancenumber. At the end, he lifts her up, placing her on hisright shoulder.

Oh. My. God. Zeke? Are you o...kay?

ZEKE(fast-paced)

Ive never felt better! Lets getthis show on the road!

TAMMYAlright then. (Pause) Wait! Holdon!

Tammy runs to get more Tammytinis and a beer bong, which isa cone connected to a tube. She runs in the dance studio,shoving the tube into his mouth. She pours the drinks intothe cone.

Chug it like you mean it!

Zeke is struggling to take all of the drink into his mouth.He manages to swallow some of it, but he ends up drinkingnearly all of it. He coughs a bit.

ZEKEEasy with the chuggin! I wouldvechoked to death!

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TAMMYWell, sor-ry! I know how much youlove these drinks.

ZEKEYou do?

TAMMYNevermind.

Zekes eyes suddenly grow bigger as he starts to vibrate.

ZEKEUh, Tammy? Where is the bathroom?

TAMMYWhy?

ZEKEI really gotta go! I dont know howmuch longer I can hold this in.

Tammy sighs, opening the door. She points directions.

TAMMYDown the hall to the left.

ZEKEAlright!

Zeke runs out to find the bathroom. Tammy walks down thehall, seeing that Zeke opened the door to another room.

TAMMYI said to the left! Not right!

ZEKEOh! There we go!

EXT./INT. WAGSTAFF SCHOOL - AFTERNOON

Tina is dancing with her textbook. Gene and Louise arewalking beside her down the school hallway, glancing at eachother.

LOUISEWhat is she doing?

GENEForming a reaction!

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TINAI never knew science would makesuch a great dance partner!

LOUISEI guess it does.

Tina continues to dance with her science book until she,along with Gene and Louise, approach toward Tammy.

TAMMYOh wow. What happened? Did JimmyJunior dump you on the way?

LOUISE(sarcastically)

Ha ha. Good one, Tammy. Good one!

TINAI just found my science book, so Iwas celebrating. How is your dancenumber going?

TAMMYBetter than how yours is doing.

TINAOh, so hes doing better thanperfection?

TAMMYWere doing better than ten timesthe perfection!

TINAWell, I dont mean to brag, butwere doing twenty times as good asyou are.

TAMMYForty!

TINAEighty!

GENEMy hunger is one hundred and sixtytimes as big! Get on my level!

Tina and Tammy ignore Gene, but look at him.

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TAMMYIm better than you! No callbacks!See ya! Wouldnt wanna be ya!

Tammy walks past them, waving as Tina, Gene and Louise watchher exit. Tina frowns after she is not seen.

TINAAww. I had such a good comeback,but there she goes.

Louise pats Tina on her shoulder.

LOUISEThere, there. Youll get her nexttime.

INT. BOBS BURGERS - AFTERNOON

Bob and Linda are in the restaurant, cleaning up andinteracting with each other. There are not any customers inthe restaurant. Todays Burger of the Day is "One Fifth ofBeet-Hoven (Comes with 1/5 beets)".

LINDAHard to believe the service here isdwindling. Must be a toughThursday.

Bob is seen looking through binoculars, shaking his head atthe progress of customers at Jimmy Pestos Pizzeria.

BOBNot for Jimmy Pesto. That idiot.

LINDAStop worrying about Jimmy. I didntmarry him, I married you becauseyoure loyal and I love you.

Linda hugs Bob tightly from behind, nuzzling her headagainst his back. Suddenly, Teddy walks in the restaurantwith an sky blue dance suit from the seventies. It appearsto be much tighter on him than usual, showing things in thewrong places. Bob takes off his binoculars as the chimerings, along with Linda who suddenly leans back up; the twoscream loudly.

BOBTeddy?

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TEDDYI told you Id find this gem!

BOBBut I told you not to even botherlooking for it.

TEDDYWell, I went to look for it anyway.

Teddy notices a heads-up penny on the ground. His eyesdarted to the ground.

Ooh, a penny!

BOB AND LINDA(simultaneously)

No! No! No! No!

Teddy gets up from his seat, walking over to the penny notfar from him. He bends down as Bob and Linda shield theireyes after hearing a rip from behind Teddy, exposing hisdisco themed underwear.

TEDDYThis has made me one penny richer!I call it my lucky suit!

BOBYeah, Teddy. I think that is enoughriches for you today.

TEDDYOh? Theres more!

LINDANo, honey.

BOBSo, are you going to get anything?

TEDDYAh, no. I just wanted to come inhere and show you two. Oh! Iremembered one of my dance moves!

As Teddy performs a dance move, he hears another rip fromhis underarm, ignoring it since he is too hyped into thedance. Bob and Linda glance at each other, noticing thehairy armpit, grossing them out.

LINDAOkay, Teddy. Good job! Thats goodenough.

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BOBYeah, dont do anymore.

TEDDYAlright, you two! Take care! Imgoing to take this dance show tothe road!

BOBYou go do that.

TEDDYWish me luck!

Teddy waves to Bob and Linda.

PAN ZOOM: TEDDYS RIPPED PANTS FROM BEHIND

Bob and Linda try not to gag, turning away from the view ofTeddy from behind. Bob regains his breath as Linda tries notto choke.

BOBOkay, Linda. Hes gone. Were inthe clear.

LINDAAlright. Were good?

BOBWere good.

INT. TINAS BEDROOM - NIGHT

Tina is debating which dress she should wear for the dancecompetition in two days. One dress she is holding is afrilly, rose colored chiffon, knee-length dress; it looks alot like the dress from Saturday Night Fever. The other is ablue colored "just below the knee" dress. She is preparingahead of time.

TINA(to herself)

I wonder which dress is the key toJimmy Juniors heart.

She lifts up the red dress.While rose is one of the colors ofromance...

She then lifts up the blue colored dress, lifting it up.This is the color of Jimmy Juniorseyes. I cant tell whether to go

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TINA (contd)for the heart or the eyes. (Pause)The heart, it is.

Tina places the blue dress in her closet, hanging up therose colored dress above it. She grabs her pillow from herbed, swaying it along with her.

TRANSITION TO:

START DAYDREAM SEQUENCE: LIGHT BLUE ROOM

The room consists of a glistening chandelier and a bigenough dance floor for the two to dance on. The scenery andmusic, along with the dancing resembles "Beauty and theBeast." Tina is dancing with Jimmy Junior. She dances to themusic with him as the dance becomes more romantic. JimmyJunior twirls her in a circle before taking her hand,kissing the top of it.

JIMMY JUNIORHave I ever told you how beautifulyou look every time I see you?

TINAIm afraid not.

JIMMY JUNIORIt doesnt matter because yourethe most beautiful princess Iveever laid my eyes on.

TINAThank you, my sweet prince.

The two lean in for a sweet kiss, holding onto each otherfor dear life.

TRANSITION TO:

END DAYDREAM SEQUENCE: INT. TINAS ROOM - NIGHT

Tina is shown making out with her pillow ratherpassionately. She is making kissing noises as she grasps thepillow from behind. Gene and Louise raise an eyebrow as theywatch her from her room, glancing at each other.

LOUISEIt finally happened. She snapped.Though, I didnt expect that itwould take her this long to get tothis point.

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INT. CLASSROOM - AFTERNOON

Tammy is writing things down on a dry erase board as Zekelounges back on the desk. When Tammy finishes, she gets hisattention by clearing her throat.

TAMMYAlright, listen here! This is whatwe have to do tomorrow evening tobeat the crap out of Tina.

ZEKEWhat exactly is this and why do weneed it?

TAMMYUh, hello? First place? More moneyin my pocket?

ZEKEI see.

TAMMYWe need to find Jimmy Juniorsweakness. Youre his best friend.What is his weakness?

ZEKEI think its chocolate. I dontknow.

TAMMYOkay.

She is jotting the words "Chocolate = Weakness" onto the dryerase board.

And Tina is nothing without herglasses. Shed be blind as a bat!

ZEKEThats a bit much.

TAMMYNo its not!

ZEKEI dont know, Tam. It kind of is.

TAMMYDid you forget what would happen ifwe both lose, Pants Wetter?

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ZEKEHey! Lets not go there! This isgoin into blackmail territory!

TAMMYAt this point, I dont care. All Iwant to do is win! So, if wedistract Jimmy Junior with thesedelicate chocolates and if Tinaever leaves her glasses unattended,then this is where I come in.Youll just be playing cool.

ZEKEOkay then. So where does dancingstand with all of this?

TAMMYOh, they wouldnt be dancing.

ZEKENo, I meant us.

TAMMYDont worry. I have somethingplanned.

ZEKEWait, if this is more directedtoward Tina and not J-Ju, then whyexactly are you trying to getrevenge on him? He didnt doanything to you.

TAMMYWe wouldve been dance partners!

ZEKEOkay then.

TAMMYUgh, forget the chocolate. Letsfocus more on the loser dork.

Tammy erases the "Chocolate = Weakness" off the dry eraseboard.

ZEKEThank you.

TAMMYSo, do you understand what weredoing tomorrow?

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ZEKEWere taking Tinas glasses, ifunattended, then drinking the hellout of Tammytinis.

TAMMYAre you sure you got this?

ZEKECrystal.

INT. APARTMENT LIVING ROOM - EVENING

It is the night of the dance competition. Bob is waiting onLinda and Tina while Gene and Louise are sitting patiently.

BOBCome on, Linda. You know Tinas theonly one who needs to dress for theevent, right?

LINDA (V.O.)Hold on, Ill be out in a minute!

Bob sighs, resting his forehead onto his fingers.

LOUISETrust me on this one, dad. Itlltake her years.

GENEMaybe even decades!

BOBIm sure your mother wouldnt takethat long to get ready.

Linda interrupts Bob, stopping him mid-sentence. She walksinto the living room with her hair teased while wearing aglitter-y purple, ABBA-inspired disco outfit.

LINDA(overlapping)

Alright! Whos ready to party!

Linda strikes a pose while Bob sighs, annoyed.

BOBWhat the hell are you wearing?

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LINDACome on! Were going to a discoclub! Why not dress the look?

BOBYou know were only going to watchTina dance, right?

LOUISEDad, you gotta let her go on thisone! We could have two train wrecksin one night!

GENEWith no survivors!

BOBAnd dont even think about going toStudio Six Times Nine.

LINDA(overlapping)

What? No! I didnt say I wanted togo there!

BOBOkay. Just... take that ridiculouscostume off.

LINDABut I spent eighty bucks on it! Imnot letting it go to waste!

BOBYou spent eighty bucks on that?

LINDAYeah! And now its comfy on me andI dont wanna take it off!

BOBYou know we couldnt afford that.

LOUISEJust think of how much more moneythat could have been in my pocketif you didnt spend four Jacksons!

TINAOkay, here I come!

Tina walks her way into the living room, wearing a rosecolored dress with frills in some places. She smiles as sheholds the dress with her two hands.

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How do I look?

BOBAppropriate. Unlike your mother.

Tina turns her attention to Linda.

LINDAI had no idea this was Bobs Buzzkills!

TINAYou dont look so bad, mom. I likehow your purposed those lamp shadesas pants.

LINDA(sweetly)

Thank you. (in her normal voice)See? Tina thinks its appropriate.(to Tina) You look wonderful,honey.

TINA(soft-spoken)

Thank you, mom.

BOBAlright. Go make a fool out ofyourself then. See if I care.

LINDAFine then! Ill be the fun mom!

LOUISEFun enough to put us to sleep.

LINDALets just go already.

INT. DRESSING ROOM - EVENING

Jimmy Junior and Zeke are in a mens dressing room with eachother. Zeke is chugging Tammytinis, wearing a forest greentuxedo, while Jimmy Junior, who is wearing a Tony Manerooutfit, is taking deep breaths in front of a mirror. Zekenotices Jimmy Junior staring at his reflection, then wrapsan arm around him to get his attention.

ZEKEHey, you alright, bro?

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JIMMY JUNIORYeah. Its just that Ive neverbeen this nervous to dance in mylife.

ZEKECmon, now! Youre never nervouswhen it comes to dancin!

Zeke continues to chug down another Tammytini.

JIMMY JUNIORBut this is a team thing. Ivenever danced with a partner before.I usually go solo. What if I messup? What if I hurt Tina?

ZEKEAw, dont worry about it, J-Ju! Iknow you got that dance mojo in ya!Sure, you havent tangoed for two,but with the moves you got, youllbe as smooth as butter!

JIMMY JUNIORI mean... I guess I could give it ashot.

ZEKE(overlapping)

Thats the spirit! Now take somedeep breaths and get into thatcraze! That dancin craze!

JIMMY JUNIORIm doing it!

ZEKECome on! You gotta work harder thanthat! You gotta OWN the dancefloor! I know Im your competition,but Im only doing this for Tammy.Im rootin for ya, bud!

JIMMY JUNIORIm getting there!

ZEKEPush harder! Let out that energy!Show me what ya mama gave ya! Oryour papa. Whoever! Live by Spock!Live long and prosper! But on thedance floor!

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Jimmy Junior starts screaming loudly, dancing around Zeke,giving out all that he has.

JIMMY JUNIOR(shouting)

Ive got the power!

ZEKEThere we go! Light up that spirit!Show your true colors! Go forth!Long live! Live long! Prosper!Skywalker! Go to town, JJ!

JIMMY JUNIORI will Zeke!

Jimmy Junior runs out of the dressing room while Zeke takesanother swig at the drink.

INT. STUDIO NINE TIMES SIX - EVENING

Meanwhile, Jimmy Junior walks on his way through the hallwayuntil he encounters Tina, who catches his attention. He issuddenly stopped in his tracks.

TINAHey, Jimmy Junior! How do I look?

PAN UP: TINA IN HER DANCE COMPETITION DRESS

Jimmy Junior looks at Tina with awe, completely speechless.He has nothing to say without stuttering as Tina walks up tohim. His mouth is slightly agape, letting out a soft sigh.

So?

JIMMY JUNIORUhh...

TINAJimmy Junior? Hello?

Jimmy Junior still does not acknowledge Tina. She waves herhand to his eyes. He suddenly blinks, shaking his headbefore quickly thinking about what to tell Tina.

JIMMY JUNIOROh! I... You look amazing, Tina.

TINA(soft-spoken)

Thank you. I think you look reallyhandsome.

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The two smile at each other, lightly chuckling with eachother before Jimmy Junior lightly holds her hands to Tinassurprise. She lightly gasps as this happens before Tammyinterrupts them by coming between the two of them in abragging manner. She is wearing a light green, over theknee, frilly dress with many sequins and glitter. Zeke walksbeside them, but does nothing.

TAMMYAre you two lovebirds ready fordefeat between me and Zeke? BecauseIve never been this ready in mylife!

TINAThe dance floor is calling ournames and you know it.

TAMMYOh? You think so? Well, you dorkswill never win! Cause we got allthe moves! Na na na na na! Pffft!Hahaha!

Tammy and Zeke walk past them. Zeke turns around as hecontinues to walk.

ZEKEGood luck, J-Ju!

TAMMYZeke!

INT. STUDIO NINE TIMES SIX DANCE FLOOR - EVENING

There is a crowd of people spectating another dance numberperformed by two others. They are dancing to upbeat tangodisco music. The dance floor flashes with LED lights ofvarious colors throughout the night. Their dancing has cometo an end as the dancers ended with the boy dipping the girlnear the ground. The crowd applauses as the JUDGE speaksonto the microphone.

JUDGEAlright, lets give them anotherhand!

The crowd applauses to the dancers who have completed theirdance routine. Tammy and Zeke are watching from the frontrow.

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TAMMYCrap, I just realized something!

ZEKEWhat?

TAMMYI forgot that Tina always has herglasses on!

ZEKEYou dont say.

TAMMYUgh, its just that I feel likeIve had something on my chest forthe past week.

ZEKE(interested)

Oh really?

Tammy notices his eyes not focusing on her, but rather onher chest. She turns away, folding her arms.

TAMMYNot literally!

ZEKE(embarrassed)

Oh.

Meanwhile, the Belchers, except for Tina, make their way tothe crowd. They are somewhere in the middle.

LINDAThis is too kid-friendly! The dancefloor is reserved!

BOBWell, Linda, looks like you dressedout for nothing then.

LINDAI need some fresh air.

Linda walks away from the family. Meanwhile, the judgeannounces the next contestants.

JUDGEIts our second to last dance ofthe competition, and we have Zekeand Tammy Larsen! Give em a hand!

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As the crowd applauds, Tammy takes Zeke by his arm to thedance floor as she makes sure things are alright.

TAMMYOkay, were headed into the realdeal. You better not screw up oryoull run out the school crying onMonday. Hear me?

ZEKEYes, maam!

TAMMYGood. Ill be giving you cues onthe way, so I expect you to catchthem!

ZEKEAye aye, captain!

The music starts playing; it has a combination between"K-Jee" by MFSB and "September" by Earth, Wind and Fire:upbeat and soul. Tammy gives Zeke a look to start the danceand nods. He twirls her in a couple of circles as she holdsonto his hand for gripping. They place their hands in theappropriate areas of their bodies as they start dancingballroom style with the occasional lunging forward. Theywalk in circles along the dance floor.

TAMMYThis is where I twirl off! Shimmyyourself closer when I give you theokay to!

Zeke nodded as he let go of Tammy, who twirled backwards;she managed to keep her balance in tact, even with highheels. As she gave him the okay, the two shimmied towardeach other as the music continued to play. When Tammy wasback in Zekes arms, she leaned herself back as Zeke heldon. Tina walks over to the front of the crowd with JimmyJunior. She starts to feel uneasy. Jimmy Junior quicklynotices this from the corner of his eye.

JIMMY JUNIORAre you okay? You seem a bitdistracted.

Tina does not take her eyes off of the dance scene; shedoesnt even acknowledge Jimmy Junior.

TINATheyre really good.

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JIMMY JUNIORYeah, but were unstoppable.

This caused Tina to glance over at Jimmy Junior, not feelingas confident as before.

TINANo, I mean theyre REALLY good! Hedidnt even drop her yet!

JIMMY JUNIORNow that you mentioned it, hehasnt even done anything wrong.Besides, its beginners luck. Imsure that well dance circlesaround them.

TINANo, we wont! Just look!

Tina throws her arms to Tammy and Zeke, who continue tosuccessfully dance to the music. They are seen pulling eachother to them in a dance-like manner.

JIMMY JUNIORYoure overreacting, Tina.

TINANo, Im not!

Tina covers her face with her hands, groaning.Oh God.

Tammy and Zeke separate from each other, stirring their hipsto the music, along with their arms. They shimmy their wayto each other before Tammy backs away to run closer to Zeke.As she ran toward him, his hands clutched onto hermid-section to carry her midair. Tammy "DirtyDancing"-style. The crowd roars as he successfully carriesher up. Tammy grins as Zeke walks in a few circles.

JIMMY JUNIORWow.

TINAI know! Were beat! Theyreactually really great.

JIMMY JUNIORWe werent going to do that anyway.

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TINAI know, its just...

JIMMY JUNIORWe got this, Tina.

As the music continues to play, Linda approaches to aserver. She leans her arm against the "bar" area. It shows a9X6 BARTENDER serving non-alcoholic beverages.

LINDAHi! Do you serve alcohol?

9X6 BARTENDERNo, maam, we do not!

LINDAWhat? But...

9X6 BARTENDERIf youre looking for alcohol, thentry next door.

LINDAYeah, but my husband wont let me.You cant just smuggle some in?

9X6 BARTENDERAnd get arrested? No way!

LINDAHow old are you anyway?

9X6 BARTENDERTwenty-two.

LINDAThen you can bring alcohol in hereand make it a real party!

9X6 BARTENDERMaam, I would, but my boss wouldcall the police on me if he evensees me with wine coolers.

LINDATell your boss to shove it!

9X6 BARTENDERLook, I would serve alcohol, butIm under set rules andregulations. (whispering) I hatethis job.

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LINDAOh, I bet you do, honey.

9X6 BARTENDERIts just that Im in my lastsemester of school, and jobhuntings been hard.

LINDAWhatcha studying?

9X6 BARTENDERBusiness.

LINDAOoh! But, youre positive you cantbreak the rules just once for me?

9X6 BARTENDERSorry, I wont be able to do that.

LINDAThen, Im just going to have to gonext door then!

Linda walks away from the non-alcoholic bartender as hecontinues to do his job.

EXT. STUDIO SIX TIMES NINE - EVENING

The line isnt too long as Linda tries to make her way intothe door. She is suddenly stopped by a bald, burly BOUNCER.

BOUNCERIdentification, please.

Linda takes out her identification card as the bouncer takesit from her hand. He reads carefully, nodding.

Alright, youre in.

LINDAAlriiight! Time to sizzle!

INT. STUDIO SIX TIMES NINE - EVENING

The interior of this dance club is very different fromStudio Nine Times Six. The guests are dancing awfully closeto one another, grinding and pelvic thrusting. The room hadan aroma of cigarette smoke and alcohol, as Linda respondsby coughing. Linda goes directly to the bar after seeing the6X9 BARTENDER. He is double the age as the first bartenderwith a thick New York accent.

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LINDAGive me your best Cosmopolitan!

6X9 BARTENDERYou got it! But Im going to needto see your ID.

Linda grunts as she takes out the identification card fromher pocket. He squints at the card before giving it back toher.

Aight, youre good to go! Thatllbe two Washingtons.

LINDAWhat a steal!

Linda hands over the bartender two dollars.

6X9 BARTENDERIts happy hour for the ladies fromsix to nine.

LINDAOoh!

The bartender hands Linda the clubs best cosmopolitandrink, which is pink. She chugs it down.

Are refills free?

6X9 BARTENDERWell, aight, I can do that!

LINDAThank you!

The bartender gets to work by making her another drink. Hetries to make conversation with her while making the drink.

6X9 BARTENDERSo what brings you here, doll face?

LINDAMy husband. I came here from nextdoor. I just want to party is all,but I want alcohol first, and theydont serve it there.

6X9 BARTENDERAh. Marital issues?

LINDAOh no. Hes boring is all, eh, butI love him.

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6X9 BARTENDERHere ya go.

The bartender hands over Linda the free refill before shechugs it again. She wipes her mouth with a nearby napkin.She runs off to the dance floor to dance with others. As shedances with a crowd, an olive is suddenly thrown out ofnowhere.

LINDAOw, my face!

EXT./INT. STUDIO NINE TIMES SIX - EVENING

Tammy and Zeke are toward the end of the dance number. Theytango across the dance floor before their big finale.

TAMMY(to Zeke)

Now lift me onto your shoulder! Bigfinale!

Zeke nods before the end of the dance number, sweeping Tammyoff of her feet for a twirl in the air. He places her ontohis shoulder as he gets down on one knee for her to sit onhis lap. They stay in that pose as the crowd cheers them on.Tammy and Zeke catch their breaths as they remain inposition. The judge is clapping as well, pleased with theresult of their dancing.

JUDGEWow! That was phe-nom-en-al! Giveanother round of applause to Zekeand Tammy Larsen, ladies andgentlemen!

The crowd cheers as Tina leans over to Jimmy Junior. The twoare clapping as they talk with each other.

TINAIm not sure if Im up for thechallenge.

JIMMY JUNIORWell do just fine.

Meanwhile, Bob looks around for Linda, who is nowhere to befound.

BOBWheres your mother? We haventseen her in a good while.

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GENELoving that fresh air!

LOUISEYouve lost her, dad.

BOBShes going to miss Tinas dance.

LOUISEEh, let her. Tina can gush about itto mom later tonight.

Linda catches up with Bob. She smells like Studio Six TimesNine and she has never felt this relieved in a long time.

LINDAWhew, I needed that!

Bob catches the scent, grunting in disgust.

BOBWhy do you smell like cigarettesmoke and alcohol? Wait, did you gonext door?

LINDANo?! What are you talking about?

BOBYou smell like cigarette smoke andtequila.

GENEYou smell like shame!

LINDAWha- Okay, I went to get a coupleof drinks next door. It was happyhour and I went all out, alright?Happy?

BOBYes, Lin, I am happy now. Im justglad that you actually made it ontime for Tinas turn.

LINDAWhat can I say? Its sort of amommy indicator.

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BOBA mommy indicator?

LINDAAh, youll never know!

The judge takes the microphone once again to announce thelast performance of the night.

JUDGEOkay, folks! Were saving the bestfor last! Here they are! TinaBelcher and Jimmy Pesto, Junior!

Tina grabs Jimmy Juniors hand before heading onto the dancefloor. She looks at him worried. He looks down at her.

TINAI dont know if I want to go onwith this. Im too nervous.

JIMMY JUNIORDont worry about it. Just followmy lead.

He grasps onto her hand in response.

TINAOkay.

Tina and Jimmy Junior walk hand in hand onto the center ofthe dance floor, getting into position. One of Tinas handsis resting onto Jimmy Juniors while the other one isresting on his shoulder. One of Jimmy Juniors hands are onher waist while the other one is supporting her hand.

LINDAThey look so cute!

BOBEh, I guess they look nice.

A song that sounds like Bee Gees "More Than A Woman" startsfilling up the dance studio. Tina and Jimmy Junior look intoeach others eyes before Jimmy Junior slowly dips her ontothe ground. A couple of seconds later, he slowly lifts herup before Tina starts twirling away from him. When shereturns, their arms wrap around each others waists as theywalk in a circle. The dance is basically a re-enactment ofTony and Stephanies from Saturday Night Fever, except witha few alterations.

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TAMMYWe got this in the bag.

ZEKEYou think so?

TAMMYI know so. Just look at her.

Tammy looks over to Tina, who is dancing half-awkwardly.You see that? Everything about thisdancing is wrong.

ZEKEI gotta tell ya, Tam Bam, J-Ju isserious business when it comes todancing. You dont wanna prove himwrong!

TAMMYAnd you know this how?

ZEKEHe just knows more than you think!

TAMMYUgh.

The music continues to play as the two are dancing. Lindaintertwines her fingers, gushing over how happy they look onthe dance floor.

LINDAShe looks so graceful. Its soromantic. (She sheds a tear) Imgonna cry!

Linda wipes the tear from her eye as the dance numberbecomes much more interesting. Tina twirls herself around afew times before Jimmy Junior picks her up, stepping aroundin a circle whilst keeping her safe in his arms; this lastedseveral seconds. He placed her down onto the ground, gentlypushing her out, then pulling her back in before he twirledher around once before dipping her a second time. They stoodlike that for several seconds before slowly moving back up.To Tinas surprise, she saw his face leaning in closer tohers until she puckered up lightly. Eventually, the twokiss, which lasts for several seconds. When they pull away,Jimmy Junior cant help but to take it all in before smilingdown at her. Tina does the same thing as she looks up. Asthey end their dace number, they stroll away from the dancefloor, ending their performance. The crowd roars louder thanthe last time.

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LINDA(clapping)

Whoo! Go Tina!

BOBThat was actually really great.

LOUISEGood start.

GENESomeone bring roses!

As the crowd continues to cheer, the judge begins to speak.JUDGE

How about we give another round ofapplause for Tina and Jimmy, ladiesand gents!

The crowd continues to clap and cheer for them. Jimmy Juniorlooks over at Tina.

JIMMY JUNIORAbout that...

TINAYou dont have to be sorry.

JIMMY JUNIORIt was the heat of the moment, Iguess.

TINASo, it wasnt part of the routine?

JIMMY JUNIORWell, it was.

The judge takes the microphone again once the crowd hassettled down a bit.

JUDGENow were at the hardest part ofthe competition: The judging! Notthat Ill judge any dance moves.They were all fantastic!

LINDAI like this guy!

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BOBHe looks like a phony.

LINDAAw shush!

JUDGEThe envelopes, please!

The envelope holder gives three different colored envelopesto the judge: gold, silver, and bronze. The judge cuts openthe bronze colored envelope first.

JUDGEAnd our bronze envelope winners,along with a $250 cash prize goesto: Rolando Torres and JasmineFontenot!

People clap as a male Hispanic teenager, along with a spunkybrunette girl his age walk their way to claim their prize.After they walk back, the judge speaks up again.

JUDGEAnd our silver envelope winners,along with a $500 cash prize goesto!

PAN: TINA AND JIMMY JUNIOR/TAMMY AND ZEKEZeke and Tammy Larsen!

TAMMYWHAT?!

ZEKEHell yeah!

The crowd cheers a little louder as Tammy, with an angryexpression on her face, claims "her" prize. She holds theenvelope in her hand. Zeke looks over at the envelope beforeshe turns away from him.

JUDGEAnd last, but not least! We havethe gold envelope winner! Who wouldit be? That, we will find out!

The judge has a hard time opening the gold envelops beforehe eventually opens it.

Okay! Drum roll, please!

An actual drummer is performing a drum roll, along with thespectators, who are slapping their legs with their hands.More tension builds as the pause lasts longer than normal.

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And! First prize! With $1000 cashmoney in the winnings! He was muycaliente! She was sweet! They weredancing like its nineteen seventyseven! The winners! Give them around of applause! Tina Belcher!And Jimmy! Pesto! Junior!

After hearing their names, the crowd screams and cheerswhile Jimmy Junior instantly wraps his arms around Tina,rather tightly in a hug. Tina is surprised by this, hugginghim back.

JIMMY JUNIOR(excitedly)

Tina! We won! We actually won!

TINAOh my god!

JIMMY JUNIORYou have no idea how much happier Iam right now!

TINAWe should claim our prize!

Jimmy Junior and Tina excitedly run hand in hand with JimmyJunior claiming the cash prize as the crowd continues tomake noise.

JUDGECongratulations, you two! You arethe dancing king and queen!

TAMMYThat should be ME with that title!Me! ME! That loser does NOT deserveit! I do! I do!

Tammy starts jumping up and down rather aggressively ontothe ground out of frustration.

ZEKEAbout sharing the winnings...

TAMMYTHERE IS NO SHARING! WE LOST! NO, ILOST! TO THAT NO GOOD, UGLY,RIDICULOUS-

Tammy starts panting, enraged with the world.

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ZEKEDont go ahead of yourself, girl!$500 smackers is still a lot!

TAMMYWell, youre not getting any of theprize money! At all! Prepare to crylike a baby on Monday!

Tammy storms away before Zeke has a chance to speak.

JIMMY JUNIORHey, Tina. I just wanted to thankyou for everything. I have to say,youve outdone yourself, and Ithink you deserve this.

Jimmy Junior hands her the entire wad of the cash prizemoney. Tina lightly gasps in surprise.

TINABut... It was your idea to dance inthe competition. You deserve it.

JIMMY JUNIORListen, I know how hard Ive madeyou work throughout the week, andyou are always worth my time.

Jimmy Junior takes her hand to place the money into herpalm.

Besides, you need it more than Ido. Im telling you the truth.

Tina looks up at Jimmy Junior with her mouth slightly agape.She hugs him tightly as he hugs her back. One of his handscaress her back lightly before letting go.

TINAAre you sure about this?

JIMMY JUNIORThere will be more dancecompetitions along the way.

TINAAnd we do make a good team.

JIMMY JUNIORCorrection: We make an excellentteam.

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He reassures her with a gentle smile on his face. TheBelchers approach Tina and Jimmy Junior with Linda wrappingboth of her arms around them.

LINDAThere are the winners!

TINAHi, mom!

JIMMY JUNIOROh, hey, Mrs. Belcher.

BOBSo, a thousand dollars, huh?

LOUISEThatll be enough for the studioapartment I never got forChristmas!

GENEAnd that bobsled from CoolRunnings!

BOBKids. (to Tina) Anyway, Im gladthe family could have something toshow for.

LINDAAnd you two looked so happy, too!

BOBOh, Jimmy Junior?

JIMMY JUNIORYeah?

BOBI never thought Id ever say this,but... Thank you for taking care ofTina. I know how much sheappreciates your company and I knowour dads dont necessarily "like"each other, but, youre a good kid.

JIMMY JUNIORThank you, Mr. Belcher. Oh, by theway, we could use you as our HomeEC teacher again.

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BOBI would, but you know.

LINDAAww! Bonding!

JIMMY JUNIORI just have two words, though.

TINAOh, what are they?

JIMMY JUNIORLETS PARTY!

The judge caught Jimmy Juniors exclamatory cue, playing asong that sounds an awful lot like "You Should Be Dancing"by Bee Gees. Everyone, except for Bob, who is just movinghis arms, starts dancing onto the dance floor, along witheveryone else.

EXT. STUDIO SIX TIMES NINE - NIGHT

PAN ZOOM OUT: STUDIO NINE TIMES SIX, ALONG WITH OTHER