Blonde jokes 2

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<ul><li> 1. Top Jokes Mobile Game SiteOver 40,000 Games Play Free</li></ul> <p> 2. QUESTION Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirrorwith her eyes closed? 3. ANSWERA: She wanted to see whatshe looked like asleep. 4. QUESTION Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth controlfor blondes? 5. ANSWER A: They take off their makeup. 6. QUESTIONQ: Why cant blondesmake ice cubes? 7. ANSWERA: They always forget the recipe. 8. QUESTIONQ: How do you keep ablonde in suspense? 9. ANSWER A: Give her a mirror andtell her to wait for the other person to say hi. 10. QuestionQ: Why didnt the blondes go to the movies on onebuck night? 11. ANSWERA: They couldnt fit a deer into the car. 12. QUESTION Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost causeda car accident? 13. ANSWER A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out. 14. QUESTION Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? 15. ANSWER A: Shes the one on her bike. 16. QUESTION Q: Why is a blonde not a good lifeguard? 17. ANSWERA: When he asks for alifesaver, he wants to knowwhat flavor you want. 18. QUESTIONQ: Why did the blondeonly smell good on theright side? 19. ANSWERA: She didnt know whereto buy Left Guard! 20. Thanks for watching, dont forget to commentfavorite Subscribe Visit www gameysite.comMobile Games Site Play Free </p>