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Scene 1: Late Night Premonitions

Opening shot zooms in on Bobby, from his room in the dark. He is seen tossing and turning inbed. The camera zooms in until the scene cross fades to a dream sequence with Bobby and Frankie, in the heat of some kind of battle.

Bobby: Frankie, damn it! Look out! Frankie? *he s tapped on the shoulder and turns around,startled, to see Frankie* DUDE! What s your deal?

Frankie: What do you mean?

Bobby: Well, we re kinda in the biggest bat tle of our lives and everything

Frankie: You say that every time

From off camera, deep ominous voice is heard, causing Bobby and Frankie to turn around in

shock.Cinema: When will you give it up? I ve won but then again, don t I always? Give it up,Bobby Gaines and no one gets hurt otherwise

Bobby: Forget it! I m not gonna give in to you, you ll never win

Cinema: Ha, don t you get it? I always win and the funniest thing is you let me. You gaveme all this power now it s time to face the consequences *he fires a laser that just misses

Bobby * Damn is it so hard to hold still and let me vaporize you? Now come out and faceme!

Cinema fires 3 more laser shots. The first 2 miss but the third is about to hit Bobby, until Frankiesteps into the way. He is hit with the shot and dies on the floor.

The shot cuts abruptly to Bobby flipping out in his bed before looking around, realizing it was alla dream. He sighs with relief and is about to roll back to bed before he hears an evil laughbouncing off the walls. He looks scared for a moment and then proceeds to fall asleep again.


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Scene 2: Same old, Same old

Frankie and Bobby are seen in a field somewhere, filming scenes for their new movie, Good

Knight

Frankie: *holding plastic sword* En garde! *he is struck with Bobby s sword* Oh no youdidn t!

Bobby: Frankie I keep telling you that this isn t Big Momm a s House so stop saying that

Frankie: It s never Big Momma s House

Bobby: Besides that, I m pretty sure the camera missed most of that

Frankie: Why s that?

Bobby: Well because, the camera s on the freakin g ground

*Shot shows camera laying on the ground, on a tipped over tripod*

Frankie: Oh yeah.

Bobby: *picking up the camera* We really need a camera man and a cast and morelocations

Frankie: Well my friend, Chris is supposedly into this stuff too, maybe he ll help

Bobby: Oh yeah, when am I meeting the infamous Chris?

Frankie: Well, I told him about this medieval movie and he seemed interested, maybe I couldhave him come by tomorrow

Bobby: Okay cool, maybe in the meantime we should take a break need to charge the came raanyway you got the charger?

Frankie: I was supposed to have the charger?

Bobby: *groans* Alright then let s go home.


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Scene 3: The regrouping

Bobby and Frankie are seen watching a Good Knight trailer in his room. Frankie turns to Bobby.

Frankie: You got any cinnamon toast crunch bars?

Bobby: Nah, I m off those now... now it s all about Club crackers *he takes out a box and starts eating*

Frankie: Is the trailer supposed to freeze like that? *the camera cuts to show Bobby lookingretarded in a frozen frame, Bobby turns it off in frustration.

Bobby: No, I blame pinnacle for the poor rendering besides that, this movie needs somework *he starts pacing around. While he walks around, Frankie is reaching into the box of club crackers* We need more people we need bigger places and if you eat one more of those, you lose your fingers *Frankie takes his hand out of the box*

Frankie: *his mouth full* I don t know can t we get Charlie to help ?

Bobby: * freezes, and looks at the camera* Never again. Never huh? * He looks out thewindow and sees the movie hero dashing through the yard, he trips and falls behind a tree, and then isn t seen again. *

Frankie: What were you saying?

Bobby: *he keeps looking outside* Uh never mind

Frankie: When are you gonna let that thing go with him?

Bobby: I don t have to I m not going to *he storms out of the room. Frankie shrugs and follows. Bobby comes into the room again and notices the crackers are now missing* Frankie,whatd I just tell you?

Frankie: Hey, it wasn t me!

Bobby: Am I supposed to believe they just vanished??

*shot cuts to show Bobby in his phantom form, eating the crackers, laughing*


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Scene 4: Old friends

*Charlie is seen getting ready for something, packing a backpack on his bed. Just then, someone

bursts into his room. It s a shadow phantom. *

Charlie: Shoot! Who the hell are you?

Drexxler: Consider me a friend *he takes off his phantom cloak*

Charlie: Ugh, Bobby, it s just you

Drexxler: I see you haven t changed nonetheless, I need your help wait, youre packingare you going to the movie shoot?

Charlie: Okay, what s your problem? First of all no, I gave that crap up a long time ago andsecondly what? Wouldn t you know if I was coming to your movie?

Drexxler: Uh never mind just keep your eyes peeled, okay?

Charlie: Whatever


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Scene 5: On the run

The Movie Hero runs into the shot, being chased by some mysterious figure. He keeps turning

back and looking at the camera.

The Movie Hero: Oh hey *out of breath* Unfortunately I don t have time to do that stupidthing I do when I b reak the fourth wall I m kinda uh running for my life I ll provideexposition later *he trips. Footsteps are heard, as he struggles to get up*

Zack: Get up

The Movie Hero glares back

Zack: I m not gonna say it again, damn it! Get the hell off the groun d!

The Movie Hero: What the hell happened to you, man?

Zack: What are you talking about? I ve always been bad to the bone, it s just about time I got back to my roots, and if things go according to plan well, let s just say you won t live to findout now move!

The Movie Hero glares at him and slowly struggles to get up.


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Scene 6: Meeting Chris

Bobby and Frankie are seen walking at Toby May park to meet Chris, camera in hand

Bobby: And I say Sonic COULD beat Iron Man

Frankie: Explain your reasoning

Bobby: Um, have you ever played a Sonic game? 90% of his enemies ARE robots a dude in ametal suit is nothing Sonic hasn t seen before

Frankie: Yeah but he has photon cannons!

Bobby: You have photon cannons

Frankie: Ok, seriously, that stopped being funny so long ago

*Chris approaches them*

Chris: Hey, is this the great Bobby Gaines?

Bobby: Eh, more or less *shakes his hand * You must be Chris

Chris: I see my reputation precedes me yeah I m new in this area, but one thing is I lovemaking movies I especially loved Crash Daniels

Bobby: Oh yeah? Definitely one of my finer works

Frankie: Braggart

Bobby: That s enough out of you!

Chris: So, Frankie tells me you re making a medieval movie

Bobby: Yeah, it s pretty cool your general knight tries to redeem himself story

Chris: Any dragons in it?Bobby: Well actually we uh couldn t find a dragon

Frankie: Yeah, we tried strapping wings on my dog but my mom got pissed

Bobby: Yeah, his his mom got pissed

Chris: Well what about weapons?


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Bobby: We ve got this sword

Frankie: It s plastic!

Chris: Hmm okay, well still. Not bad, not bad.

Bobby: Well uh, here s a script *he hands him the script* What do you think?

Chris: Well, here s the thing and I say this because I have the utmost confidence in youhave you ever considered making a 2 hour movie?

Bobby s eyes light up, he appears stunned. Frankie sighs with disgust.

Frankie: Oh no don t get him started on this again

Bobby: The 2 hour movie it s every youtubers dream

Chris: Yeah, and I mean, some of your works top an hourBobby: Yeah but do yo u know how much that would take? At least 70 scenes I mean, it d beridiculously awesome, don t get me wrong but at this stage in my career

Chris: Dude, you kidding me? You re in your prime!

Bobby: You really think so?

Chris: Of course! I think it s about time you lit up the world with a 2 hour movie

Bobby: 2 hour movie wow. I ve always thought about it

Frankie: But Bobby dude. 2 hours? Are you crazy?!

Bobby: Crazy like a fox. Crazy like a fox

*they both stare at him confused*

Bobby: Okay, I m in! But how could I make this movie 2 hours long? I don t have nearlyenough story to it

Chris: Well no problem, see I was thinking about that too, and a medieval movie on its own

couldn t be 2 hrs, but surely you must ve had some ideas for other stuff you coul d mix themtogether

Bobby: Mix my ideas together? But they re different genres

Chris: So? Call it a variety show people these days, they love variety

Frankie: Dude, I don t remember us discussing this before


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Chris: I don t know, I just figure it s time Bobby step it up you can do it, right?

Bobby: *he hesitates* Um yeah of course I can

Chris: Excellent, so how about we meet tomorrow night to film a little?

Bobby: Tomorrow night? Isn t that kind of soon? Plus won t the lighting be off?

Chris: Don t you want an epic night scene? C mon it ll be great. I ll bring a flash light

Bobby: Um okay, yknow, I don t know what it is about you but you re very persuasive youeven got me psyched for it, and I was already pretty psyched.

Chris: Hey, it s a gift and I wouldn t say it unless I really thought you could do it

Bobby: Okay, but just tell me one thing you won t bail on me, right? I m all too familiar withbeing abandoned on these projects?

Chris: *gasps* Abandoned? That s appalling; of course I wouldn t do that. I stick it out til theend, no doubt about it

Bobby: Okay, thanks. It was good meeting you, man. I look forward to working together in thefuture *they depart*.

Chris: Likewise

*Bobby and Frankie are now walking on a separate path*

Frankie: Dude, you really think you can make all those changes to the movie that soon?Bobby: I don t know honestly maybe I m in too deep with all this but I don t knowhanging out with him and seeing his interest in the movie it got me thinking of the old daysand the fun times I used to have

Frankie: with Charlie?

Bobby: .yeah. Which reminds me, I m seeing him tomorrow for lunch

Frankie: If you re so annoyed with him, why do you keep hanging out with him?

Bobby: I don t even know, man. Some times I just think about the old days, yknow? And I missit I want to bring that back I know it s a long shot but still I keep on trying.

Frankie: Well good luck with that, and good luck with writing the movie tonight.

Bobby: Sure thing. I ll see you to morrow.


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Scene 7: Over Exhaustion

The shot shows Bobby writing the script via computer. A long montage cross fades betweenseveral shots of the computer, his hands typing and him occasionally having a drink of mountaindew, using a towel to dab his sweat. Shots also show a digital clock progressively getting later.

Bobby: Oh man oh my god this just doesn t make any sense a cowboy knight? This ishorrible maybe I need to rest *he looks over at the clock and sees it says 4:32 AM * Ohman if only I could finish this damn western movie maybe then I could figuresomething out *he begins to doze. Before he falls asleep, he is briefly awoken by a loud banging. He shrugs and allows himself to drift off.*

A shot shows Drexxler outside of Bobby s house banging on the door and sighing.

Drexxler: I knew I should ve made a copy of his house key.

Shot cuts back to show Bobby, fast asleep in front of the computer screen. A close up of the screen reveals the text SHOWDOWN AT MOHEGAN GULCH


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Scene 8: Welcome to the Wild West

Various shots of Mohegan Park (in western style sepia tone) are shown with a voiceover narration from Bobby.

Bobby: Howdy the name s Tex Sheriff Tex and this here is Mohegan Gulch oh surre,it looks real pleasant and all, but it ain t easy keeping it this way, nuh uh, I reckon. Our mostwanted criminal is still on the loose, but deputy Houston and I just figure we ll wait for her toshow herself before we make a move what s important now is just to stay in shape and alwaysbe ready for the unexpected.

*Shot shows Frankie and Bobby sitting at a picnic bench playing poker*

Bobby: K I ll see your 30 and raise you 20 more

A close up of Frankie s face shows that he s nervous. He holds his cards close to his face.

Bobby: Well, deputy? You gonna raise? Or fold?

Frankie: I ll see yer 20 and raise you uh 5

Bobby: *sarcasm* Your confidence astounds me *he shows his hand* 4 Queens

Frankie: 5 jokers!

Bobby: 5 jokers?! Gosh durned it, Deputy

*Just then, Chris approaches them, in the role of a townsperson*

Chris: God damn it! We re in big trouble, sheriff

Bobby: Hmm he doesn t sound like he s from around here

Chris: *he sighs* Sheriff I reckon we be having a humdinger of a problem

Bobby: Tarnation! Why didn t you say so?

Chris: That Calamity Jane she held up my restaurant and I don t have to tell you already howbad the economy is

*Frankie and Bobby stare at him confused*

Chris: I reckon that varmint done gone and stole all my loot

Frankie: Loot? We ain t pirates!

Bobby: Either way, Houston, we need to help a citizen in need which way do you reckon shewent?


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Chris: I saw her flee into them there woods

Bobby: Let s go, deputee!

*They both start to run off into the distance*

Scene 9: Waking Up


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Bobby wakes up and looks around the room in confusion, realizing he s just awoken from a wild western dream. He glances up at the computer screen and realizes he hasn t made muchheadway on the new movie script. He then looks over at his clock and notices it s almost 11 AM

Bobby: Oh shoot, I gotta go meet Charlie gosh durned it I mean uh yeah, whatever.

Bobby runs out the door in a hurry.

Scene 10: Then and now


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Several seconds of silence pass, before Bobby turns to Charlie.

Bobby: Hey, remember when we used to talk about how cool it would be to live at Avery Point?

Charlie: Huh? I don t know, maybe.

Bobby: Y know, we d be in my car and

Charlie: Yeah that s great. Can we go now?

Bobby holds back some angry words and finally gets up. Charlie shrugs and walks off after him.

Scene 11: The first road block

Wide shot shows Toby May, at night, as Bobby and Frankie are seen sitting in Bobby s car,waiting for Chris.


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Bobby: Man, how the hell are we gonna film out here?

Frankie: Dude, it s fine. Chris has a flash light

Bobby: A flash light, oh yeah, that ll go real well that s like trying to put out a grease fire with

a SUPER SOAKER!Frankie: Bobby, you alright? You ve been snapping a lot lately

Bobby: I am NOT snapping, damn it!

Frankie: It s Charlie, isn t it? Every time you see him, you get enraged

Bobby: Well he doesn t help . It s like nothing with us ever happened y know, I wish lifewas like a movie if life was lik e a movie, this would be the part where he came to his sensesand everything was okay at the end yknow?

There s silence for a few seconds, before Chris taps on the window of Bobby s car, getting their attention. They get out of the car.

Bobby: Hey, Chris, nice to see you again

Chris: Yeah man, sorry I was late, but hey I brought the flash light *he takes out a smallkeychain flash light*

Bobby: Th- That s it? Man, that s not gonna work

Chris: You don t know that, c mon, we ll film this scene over here you have the script?

Bobby: Yeah, right here *he starts getting the things ready for the movie*

Scene cross fades to start the movie, Good Knight. Frankie is seen kneeling on the ground in pain as Bobby brings a sword to his head.

Bobby: I kill thee in the name of. The name of the name,

*Frankie and Chris look at him, confused.

Bobby: Huh. Sorry about that I uh forgot the lines

Chris: It s fine, we ll do it again.

Bobby: Yeah but we re running out of daylight hold on, I ll look at the script one more time

Frankie and Chris are seen talking, while Bobby is in the background getting the script.

Frankie: Does it seem like Bobby is a bit off to you?


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Chris: What do you mean?

As theyre talking, Bobby is seen thrashing around and getting pissed off in the background.

Bobby: I can t believe I forgot the lines!! What the hell?! I wrote them! I mean god damn it

freakin with theFrankie: He just seems I don t know.

Chris: I think you re just worrying too much about it, you shouldn t doubt Bobby, there s amethod to his madness after all he s just getting into character

Frankie: I guess.

Bobby walks up to them still a bit frazzled

Bobby: Okay let s go this time I got it!

They start filming the scene again

Bobby: I shall kill thee in the name of

Chris: Uh I m sorry

Bobby: What? What?!

Chris: *sighs* My flashlight died

Bobby: *he stands there frozen for a few seconds* Ohokay

Frankie waves his hand in front of his face

Frankie: Dude, you okay?

Bobby: Y- Yeah I m f -f-f- ine

Chris: Well hey, we can film, well as soon as possible how about tomorrow?

Bobby: I ve got work

Chris: Tuesday?

Bobby: Tuesday could work

Chris: Oh wait, I ve got work that day

Bobby: Damn it, how about Wednesday?

Chris: Wednesday could work


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Frankie: You drop your sword!

Chris: You fools! While ye have been debating what to do, I ve already plundered yer treasure!

Bobby: I think not!

Bobby begins a sword fight with Chris. The 2 fight for a short time, and finally Chris takes aswipe at Bobby, causing him to fall back, vulnerable to attack.

Bobby: Wait, wait, wait cut!

Chris: Huh?

*the lighting changes to reveal it was all a movie shoot, with Frankie filming*

Bobby: He s not getting me on camera

Frankie: Yeah I am!Bobby: Yeah, my feet! You re not getting my face!

Chris: He s right, we need to make this the highest quality possible I don t mind if we have tostay here all night

Scene 13: Long night

Bobby: I can t believe we were actually there all night *he hears a banging again* Goddamn, who keeps trying to break into my house?


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He comes out into the living room, before the phone begins to ring. He picks it up.

Charlie: Hey, I d ask you to do something but I m guessing you re still working on thatridiculous movie

Bobby: *tired* Yeah, you could say thatCharlie: I like how you just let me call your own movie ridiculous

Bobby: Well, what do you want out of me? It s not like you ll change your mind

Charlie: I really won t

Bobby: *he groans again* Damn it, what s your deal? You used to have fun doingthisremember?

Charlie: *pauses* Indeed.

Bobby: Ugh whatever, is that all you called for?

Charlie: I don t know do YOU have anything to say?

Bobby: Quite fra nkly no, because I already know how I m gonna get responded to

Charlie: You don t know that

Bobby: Okay fine. *he takes a deep breath* I guess I ve just been getting stressed out withthis movie and *he hears banging again* and I wish whoever was trying to break into my

house would give it a rest!Charlie: Uh okay

Bobby: Ugh never mind

Charlie: Look, why don t you just give this up? Its not like anyone watches these anymore

Bobby: It s not about that

Charlie: Oh right, beca use it s your passion

Bobby: Ugh, y know what? *he gets mad and hangs up, then sighs and begins to doze off in thechair he s in*

Scene 14: Foosball flashback

Title reads 2009 and shows Bobby and Charlie in his basement, preparing for a Foosball movie filming.


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Bobby: So when is Jason supposed to get here?

Charlie: Well, here s the thing

Bobby: *sighs* What his problem now?

Charlie: It s not necessarily him it s just his girlfriend, I don t think she wants him being inthe movie

Bobby: What do you mean?

Charlie: I don t know she just thinks it s kinda stupid

Bobby: Well good for her, she s not in the movie

Charlie: Indeed

Bobby: What?Charlie: I don t know it s just that you don t seem to realize it, but a lot of people just aren tinto this

Bobby: I realize it, I guess I just don t know why I mean I m the one who does all thelegwork writing, editing, filming, yknow, all that all you guys need to do is show up andhave a good time

Charlie: I don t know, it was kinda fun making the movie hero trilogy but we re 19 years oldnow

Bobby: Oh, so because we re 19, we have to stop?

Charlie: Well ugh, I don t know, man.

Bobby: I m just getting sick of this and part of me thinks I m just gonna have to give this hobbyup someday after everyone abandons me

Charlie: Well, I wouldn t go that far

Scene 15: The confrontation

Bobby is seen in the chair, looking stunned and frustrated, with his eyes closed. There is a voicetelling him to wake up.

Drexxler: Hey!! Wake up! Wake up damn it!


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Bobby stirs and sees his phantom self.

Bobby: Oh god! *he slowly gets up* What what do you want?

Drexxler: Come now! Is that anyway to greet yourself?

Bobby: I thought you were g one y know like vanished

Drexxler: Yeah, well I thought you were sane guess we were both wrong

Bobby: So you ve come to insult me?

Drexxler: I m just telling it like it is we only appear when your mind is a bit how shall Isay frazzled

Bobby: What do you mean we?

Drexxler: I m not sure how to say this but there s more than 1 alter ego inside that head of yours. You see, I appeared last year when you were having doubts about making movieswhen you were retired

Bobby: Yeah, we all know that story

Drexxler : Well now you ve been back in the business for a while and that familiar feeling of doubt has crept back in

Bobby: I don t know about that

Drexxler: Bobby, you ve gotten about 4 hours of sleep in the last week you ve been runningyourself ragged and trust me when I say, you re headed in a very bad direction

Bobby: What are you talking about?

Drexxler: Just hear me out if you don t stop making this movie and give yourself a breakwell, let s just say it won t be pretty ... we already know that you get a bit, well, crazy duringthese things

Bobby: Wait, now you want me to STOP making movies? Make up your mind

Drexxler: I m just warning you the devil takes on appealing forms, he s gonna build your confidence and then slowly tear it down

Bobby: Is this an intervention or a sermon?

Drexxler: Well neither really because you re not on drugs and well I m not an ordainedminister but heh, can you imagine how much trouble I d have getting that job with a phantomcloak? I m just saying, is there som eone in your life right now who seems a bit TOO friendly?


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Bobby: Certainly not Charlie

Drexxler: Think man I know he s here

Bobby: Who? Who s here? You re making even less sense than you made the first time

Drexxler: Ugh, fine sit down

Bobby: Eh, I d r ather stand

Drexxler: Suit yourself. Look I come from the future

Bobby: *rolls his eyes* and I m the crazy one here

Drexxler: Just shut up and listen look, this path you re taking is tearing you apart, you regonna lose your mind, quite literally. I come from a future where everything has gone horriblywrong

Bobby: I kinda figured that much because if it was a good future, why would you prefer to behere in my living room?

Drexxler: In this future, you ve gone insane

Bobby: You re kidding

Drexxler: I wish but no. You finally crack under the pressure. You lose it and start lashingout at the ones who care about you. Finally, nobody can help you you re put away for a longtime, and out of that, evil arises

Bobby: Okay, you re probably at least semi -serious about this, but what should I do?

Drexxler: Tell Frankie you don t want to make the movie right now, take a break and ge t awayfrom this

Bobby: Chris would be devastated if we didn t do this

Drexxler: Who?

Bobby: Chris Frankie s friend

Drexxler: That s him! That s the evil force!

Bobby: Chris? I don t know, man

Drexxler: I m just telling you usually when something seems too good to be true, it is

Bobby: Okay, now YOU RE the one talking crazy get out of my house, please


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Drexxler: But

Bobby: OUT!

Drexxler: Y know technically I m you all you have to do is wish me away

Bobby: Oh right.

*He closes his eyes and Drexxler vanishes. He walks away. Drexxler then reappears.

Drexxler: *once Bobby is gone* Of course, I should ve mentioned that you re not in control of your own thoughts anymore, therefore, that s not going to work all too well oh well.

Scene 16: Yet Another Flashback

*Title says 2010 and shows Bobby on the phone with Charlie.

Bobby: Yeah, so part of me was thinking about making a new movie

Charlie: Uh what? You re serious?


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Bobby: Yeah, I mean I don t know. Crash Daniels came out so good and

Charlie: Yeah and it was our last movie, remember?

Bobby: Well I know it was supposed to be but

Charlie: Look, if you ve got any plans in that head of yours, you better count me out

Bobby: But

Charlie: If you want to make a movie so bad, why can t you just do animation or something?

Bobby: We ve been through this, the technical aspect is way too confusing plus, I don tknow that s not really my style

Charlie: Why isn t it? Most of your movies are gear ed towards 4 year olds anyway

Bobby: Ugh, what s been your problem? Charlie: No, don t give me that! It s not like I didn t tell you this was getting old last yearwe re 20 years old now no one our age does this, what don t you understand about that?

Bobby: I don t get why because we turn a certain age, we have to stop doing things we love!And you know you loved it!

Charlie: It was okay, I ve told you that before, but that doesn t mean I want to make CrashDaniels 8 or Movie Hero 16 or freakin Blockbus ted!

Bobby: *chuckles* Blockbusted? That s a dumb name for a movie Charlie: The point is if you really want to make more freakin movies, why don t you findsomeone else to do it?

Bobby: There is no one else you and Matt are all I have

Charlie: Well I ca n tell you right now he s not going to do another one, he doesn t want thiscrap on youtube anymore

Bobby: But he was the one who helped me write the movie hero 2

Charlie: Yeah, 2 years ago

Bobby: How come everyone else gets to do what they love, and I m gonna have to give this upbecause of other people?

Charlie: Ugh, Here he goes again

Bobby: No! No, here he goes you never answer that


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Bobby: Why? There s nothing to worry about now let s make this movie and s pite an evilshadow phantom *he laughs maniacally* Who s laughing now, Charlie?

Frankie: Err, yeah, that s kind of what I meant

Bobby: I m fine now then, where s Chris? Frankie: Hmm, not sure. He should ve been here already

*Chris is seen behind a tree*

Chris: What do you mean he escaped?

Zack: It s like I said I turned my back on him and now he s gone

Chris: Well, what kind of villain are you?! Go catch him!

Zack: Got it, I ll bring him back in 1 piece or 2 heh heh heh Chris: Okay whatever, I gotta go , Bobby s here *he hangs up the phone*

Frankie: Hey Chris, how you doing, man?

Bobby: *cuts them off* Okay, so for this scene

Frankie: Dude, rude much?

Chris: No, it s okay, I like his intensity

Bobby: Yeah now let s go make this movie

Frankie: Okay but first I gotta

Bobby: LET S MAKE THE DAMN MOVIE!

Frankie: Okay, okay! Geez

Scene 18: Everything goes wrong

The following is a montage of several screw ups and Bobby getting pissed during the filming of the movie. Including the following clips:

Bobby and Chris rehearsing the sword fighting scene. Chris occasionally stops to tie his shoe, pissing Bobby off. This sequence is repeated twice with different results, until Bobby throws hissword onto the ground in frustration.

Frankie tries to balance a sword on his finger, many times with no success.


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The tripod keeps tipping over

Bobby trying and failing to fire off a cap gun. Sequence repeats several times until he gets frustrated and slams it on the ground as well.

Frankie and Chris keep getting distracted during filming. Bobby looks down at his watch inanger.

Scene 19: Zack Attack!

Zack bursts through Bobby s bedroom door into the hallway with a pissed off look on his face,banging on the walls.

Zack: Damn it, you won t escape me again! Really classy running into Bobby s house, by theway if you think that s gonna save you, you re wrong! Now you can either be a part of therevolution or you can be eliminated take your pick

The Movie Hero: *from behind a wall* I pick neither


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Zack turns around, trying to find him

The Movie Hero : *still behind the wall* Oh shoot.

Zack runs after him, opening several doors but doesn t find him. He hears footsteps and sees him

running down the stairs. He chases him further.The Movie Hero dashes into the garage.

The Movie Hero: Okay, I gotta find the way out of here now!

Zack: Not so fast!

The Movie Hero: *takes out the hero gun* Don t make me use this!

Zack: W- Wait, how d you do that?

The Movie Hero: Y know I m not sure The Movie Hero and Zack face each other in the center of the garage

Zack: Y know, I m not gonna lie I ve been waiting for this for a looong time

The Movie Hero: Well then, let s give the audience what they want

Zack takes a shot at the movie hero, who dashes behind a pillar and blasts a nerf dart at Zack. Zack catches the dart in his hands.

The Movie Hero: Whoa, how d you do that?

Zack: *chuckles* It s a nerf dart

The Movie Hero : Well, let s see how you like this! *he throws the nerf gun at Zack, who smilesand catches it, giving him 2 weapons * Well, that didn t work out how I planned it

The Movie Hero evades a couple of nerf dart shots, then turns around and slings a hubcap at Zack, who blocks with the gun but ends up dropping it. He fires his regular pistol at the moviehero who takes cover behind a pillar. Zack continues to fire as the movie hero counters bythrowing random things in the room.

Zack: Hey, how about this? You come quietly, and I'll give you a cushy spot in my new worldorder

The Movie Hero: Ugh, you're such a generic villain,yknow that?

Zack: Yeah, well y'know what else I'm going to be? A winner

The Movie Hero: Ha, you wish


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Zack fires at the movie hero but misses. The Movie Hero retrieves his hero gun and fires, hitting Zack in the chest, causing him to stumble back and hit the garage door panel. The Movie Herohightails it out of the room as Zack goes falling to the ground.

-End Scene

Scene 20: Drexxler returns

Bobby comes into his house exhausted. As he walks towards his room, he notices the movie herooutside the patio door, desperately banging on the window. He sighs.

Bobby: Great, I'm so stressed out I'm seeing things....

Bobby continues to walk into his room,when he sees Drexxler inside, playing Sonic Adventure.

Drexxler: Ah, you're back. Would you believe that we have the same taste in gaming?

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Zack: The Movie Hero's not going quietly, but that's okay

Chris: *he grabs Zack* That's okay? No, that's not okay. You had one job... keep Drexxler andthat pesky hero as far away from this as possible, yet the hero is on the loose and for all we knowthe phantom could be playing Dreamcast in the other room!

Zack: Look, chill, okay? We're trying to break him, right? Everyone has a weakness... I learnedthat in business school

Chris: You learned that in business school?

Zack: It's a long story... the point is, Bobby has something... something that we can use to finishwhat we started... some kind of weakness

Chris: Hmm, I'm getting a text... speak of the devil... Bobby wants to try some more filmingtomorrow... I guess today's nightmare wasn't quite enough for him. Okay, you try to figure out

this whole weakness thing and we'll report tomorrow. *Chris walks out, frustrated* Imbecile.

Zack: I heard that!

-End Scene

Scene 22: The Mohegan Gulch Shoot-Out

The shot starts with Sheriff Tex facing off with Calamity Jane. Wild-west camera angles switchbetween the 2 as dramatic music intensifies.

Bobby: I reckon yer' Calamity Jane

Amanda: ... yep.Bobby: Well then, I've got some problems with you

Amanda: ... Yeah, I could understand that

Bobby: So uh... what do you reckon we should do to rectify that?

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Bobby: How right you are...this here's a showdown

Amanda : Uh.. duh

They twirl their guns for a short time and narrow their eyes at each other

Bobby: Look over there! *she turns. Bobby realizes his gun won't fire and runs* Oh shoot

Amanda chases him through the woods. He trips and lands against a tree. POV shot shows Janelurking over him with a gun.

Amanda: I reckon your time is up, sheriff

She fires the gun.

-End Scene

Scene 23: Just a Dream

Bobby awakes in a frenzy before he realizes it was just a dream.

Bobby: Ugh, it was just a dream... I gotta lay off the mountain dew

He leaves the room mumbling, "just a dream...". Drexxler appears from behind the door.

Drexxler: Yeah, but if you're not careful, it just may become a dark reality... I reckon. *hevanishes*

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Scene 24: Tensions rise

Frankie and Chris are talking at Toby May, waiting for Bobby to arrive for filming.

Chris: Okay, so then I say..."stick em up"

Frankie: Wait, what scene is that?

Chris: Y'know scene 82

Frankie: 82? I thought there were only 80 scenes in this

Chris: I took the liberty of adding 18 new scenes

Frankie: 98 scenes? That's insane

Chris: You're right... I should just add another 2 and make it an even 100

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Frankie: Dude, did you know that Chris just added 18 scenes to the movie?

Bobby: *he shoves Frankie* How do I know you didn't add those scenes?

Frankie: Whoa, what's your deal?

Bobby: What's my deal?! What's my deal? *he pauses* Wait, what is my deal? * he pausesagain* Oh yeah, right! My deal is that you're setting me up to fail

Frankie: What?

Bobby: What, like I can't see what's going on here! You add scene after scene, bring me faultyequipment, mess up your lines like every other second

Frankie: That's not me, that's Chris

Bobby: Your mom is Chris!

Chris: Whoa whoa, what's the problem,man?

Bobby: Stay out of this, Chris, this doesn't involve you

Frankie: Dude, you've been losing it on me for the last 2 weeks... this is insane

Bobby: You're insane

Frankie: Ugh, here he goes again

*Bobby hears Charlie saying the same thing and flips out*

Bobby: You little son of a... *he attacks Frankie, knocking him to the ground, Frankie throwshim off. They continue to fight. While they fight, Chris gets a phone call and walks off to theside*

Chris: Yeah?

Zack: *sighs* I've been looking everywhere but I can't think of Bobby's weakness....

Chris: Heh, we might not need it... he's cracking like an egg

Frankie: Bobby... you need help... I know a therapist... but you gotta stop making these moviesfirst

Bobby: Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? I'll never stop making this movie...never! Isn't thatright, Chris?

Chris: Of course, man... we're going to make this movie great!


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Bobby: Heh, got some crazies running around, don't we?

Ben: For sure, but that's why I'm here... * he takes out a notepad and pen. The pen doesn't work. He frustratingly throws it aside and takes another one. He repeats this a few times, throwing amini tantrum and tossing the pens across the room, before finding one that works He then look at

Bobby* Let's begin, shall we?

Bobby: Uh... sure... well begin where?

Ben: Just tell me the first time that pops into your mind

Bobby: Okay... well I see myself as... a ... as a detective...

Ben: A detective?

Frankie: Bobby writes movies...

Ben: Ah right... the movie guy... okay, do go on

Bobby: Okay well, I'm a detective and I've been given a tough assignment...

-End Scene

Scene 28: The detective scene

Black and white shot shows Bobby in his detective's office.

Bobby : *narration* It's a tough life for the detective... low pay... lots of clues and things... and*he breaks a pencil* no sharpened pencils... but every once in a while, there's even anemergency or two

Just then a young lady runs through the door, frantic

Amanda: Detective! There's an emergency

Bobby: .... or two?

Amanda: Huh?

Bobby: Never mind... so what's up?

Amanda: Someone killed my brother, Sir Edmonton

Bobby: Gadzooks!


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Amanda: He came in the middle of the night and when I came to visit this morning, he wasdead...

Bobby : Any clues?

Amanda: Just this... *he hands him a broken dvd fragment thats sharp on the edge*Bobby: Quite peculiar... *he picks his teeth with it* kinda useful though

Amanda: You must focus, detective! Whoever did this will strike again....

Bobby: Okay, well what did your brother do?

Amanda: He was the manager of a blockbuster down the road

Bobby :Blockbuster, huh? So then he worked with a lot of.... *he stares ominously at the disc*DVD's...

He stares dramatically at the DVD shard and the odd dream sequence thing ends.

Scene 29: Therapist's Reaction

Frankie: Wait a second! They didn't have DVD's in the 1950's

Bobby: Who said anything about the 1950s? I just wanted to make a black and white detectivemovie!

Ben: Okay... I've listened to your story and I have one important thing to mention

Bobby: Okay, what is it?

Ben: Come closer...

Bobby leans forward

Ben: Closer...

Bobby leans closer.

Ben: Okay...listen to me... YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING DETECTIVE! *Bobby stumbles back into his chair*

Bobby: *glances at Frankie* I thought you said this guy was good...


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Scene 31: Coming home

Frankie and Bobby are seen walking down Bobby's road, en route to his house.

Frankie: So, did that therapy session help?

Bobby: Yeah actually... I learned that I need to control my emotions... and not let them controlme... I learned that character is built through the trials we as human beings endure and that life isan endless struggle, but if you have a few good friends alongside you, you'll come out better forit

Frankie: Really?

Bobby: Nah, I didn't learn a thing... but that water noise he had playing in the background was

relaxing

Frankie: That was his sink dripping

Bobby: Well regardless... I think I'm in the perfect state of mind to finish making this movie...provided of course, you still want to do it

Frankie: Honestly, I don't know how you could even think of making the movie after all this


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Bobby: *sighs* maybe you're right... I should take a break. Could you be the one to break it toChris, though? He's gonna be devastated to learn that Bobby Productions is taking a break

Frankie: Eh, he'll get over it.

They keep walking, and pass the movie hero and drexxler who were watching from nearby.The Movie Hero: Wait, he says he's giving up on the movie.... does that mean we're in the clear?

Drexxler: It can't be... you and I both know how this ends up... Cinema's gotta be planningsomething, he wouldn't bank his whole plan on this

The Movie Hero: What do you think he could do?

Drexxler: It's hard to say... but sometimes its when things appear the clearest that the greatesttrouble arises.... *he vanishes*

The Movie Hero: Man! I got to learn how to do that!

Bobby and Frankie arrive at his door.

Frankie: Okay, well, you sure you're alright?

Bobby: Yeah, I'm fine, thanks. Hey, I'll see you around, okay?

Frankie: Later, man. Get some rest.

Bobby walks into the house and shuts the door.

-End Scene


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Scene 32: Going crazy

Shot shows Cinema watching a loading bar on Bobby's computer. The bar reads "file deletion..."

and shows a blue bar progressing forward. Just then he hears Bobby coming up the stairs.

Cinema: Shit, he's home. *he looks around frantically, then gets an idea*

Bobby walks through the door and sees something loaded on his computer

Bobby: Uh hello? Weird... who turned on my desktop?

Just then the door slams in his face and he's thrown to the wall.

Bobby: What the...?

He sees Cinema trying to get away but pulls him back and throws him to the ground.

Bobby: Chris! What did you do? What did you dooo?

Cinema laughs.

Bobby: What?!


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Cinema: * laughs* It's too late.... *chuckles* You're too late

Bobby slams Cinema against the wall and runs to the computer.

Bobby: What did you do? What the hell did you do? *he sees a file box*

"All files deleted. Have a nice day."

Bobby looks over at Cinema.

Bobby: You.... you wiped my hard drive... *thinking* I can't let him know that I still have paperversions of the scripts...

Cinema: *holding a copy of The Movie Hero Forever* You looking for this?

Bobby glares at him. He begins ripping it down the middle. Bobby charges at him.

Bobby: Put it down, you bitch!They fight, and Cinema smashes Bobby's head against the door. He blacks out.

-End Scene

Scene 33:Who am I?

Bobby wakes up in a daze. He looks around confused.

Bobby: Wh-What's going on? *he lazily stumbles around the room * Wh-Who am I? Wh-What?

He notices 2 ripped pages on the floor and picks them up.

Bobby: What's this? ...The Movie Hero Forever.... maybe this has the clues I need....

Bobby walks out of the room reading it.

-End Scene


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Scene 34: (Re)Enter The Movie Hero

Shot shows Bobby waking up. He looks around, confused. Several camera shots close in on him

before he freaks out.

Bobby: Oh, it's just you, my audience... you... you are my audience, right? Yeah... yeah of course... and now... oh shit *he realizes he's not wearing the hero jersey* Where is it?? Where isit?!

He looks under the bed and all around

Bobby: My hero jersey's gone! What the hell? Have you guys seen it? Oh my god... okay... calmdown, calm down... *he picks up his phone* The Movie Guru can help me out... yeah I'll justgive him a call.... and then.... yeah, he'll help me... come on audience...

-End Scene


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Scene 35: The Movie Guru?

Bobby is seen pacing around his living room.

Bobby: Okay,so.... I just gotta find my hero jersey.... defeat the movie villain... yes... this will beperfect.... *he hears knocking* Ah, the movie guru!

He gets the door, and Frankie enters.

Frankie: I got your message, but it was kinda weird

Bobby: Weird, how?

Frankie: You called me the movie guru

Bobby: Well yeah, thats your name? Or are you trying to preserve my secret identity...?

Frankie: Secret identity?? Are you all there?

Bobby: Oh. I'm all here. Have you seen my hero jersey?

Frankie: Hero jersey? Isn't that the ratty ol' shirt you wear sometimes?


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Bobby: Bite your tongue, guru! That jersey represents who I am.... it's a symbol of justice, ashining beacon of honor...

Frankie: It smells like sweat socks

Bobby: That's enough out of youFrankie: Well, why can't you just try a new hero jersey?

Bobby: A new hero jersey?? Hmm...its so crazy it just may work... quick.... to the bedroom

Frankie: ...to the bedroom?

-End Scene

Scene 36: A hero's new clothes

A short montage follows, during which Bobby tries on varying clothes, attempting to find "thehero jersey". Finally, he gives up.

Bobby: Damn it, what kind of identifiable symbol am I supposed to wear so my audience canrecognize me?

Frankie: I don't know... I guess you could always wear this blanket I've been sitting on... *hetakes out the hero jersey, which is revealed to have been on the bed the whole time. Bobbysnatches it from his hands.* Y'know you're not really the movie hero, right?

Bobby: Ha, you kidding me? Of course I am... I know my purpose in life and it is to entertainmy audience and defeat the movie villain! Speaking of which, I must be going *he heads out the

door*Frankie: Bobby, wait!

After Bobby leaves, Chris appears from behind the door, wearing black, with a black cape.

Frankie: Chris?! What the hell?

Chris: Ha, you wish! My real name's not Chris... my real name is Cinema!


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The Movie Hero: Dude, Bobby... you can't be the movie hero... you created me, remember?

Bobby: Created? What?

The Movie Hero : Yeah... my name's the movie hero... you created me a few years back, as an

idea for a super hero who sees himself talking to an audience, fighting crime... remember? Youmade 4 movies starring me

Bobby: What? No... that's not true... I'm the movie hero... I...

The Movie Hero: Bobby, look

Bobby: No! Stop calling me that!

The Movie Hero: That's your name!

Bobby: No!! Get away from me, you impostor!

The Movie Hero: But...

Bobby: Get away!! *Bobby runs away. The movie hero chases after him*

Scene 38: Running out of time

Frankie: ...and that's the whole story, so I really need your help... please... you're the only onewho might be able to get through to him... what do you say?

Charlie: You're serious... I'm supposed to believe that Bobby's gone crazy and thinks he's...lemme see if I understand this... the movie hero

Frankie: Yeah, more or less

Charlie: Yeah, this sounds like a silly scheme to get me back into making movies

Frankie: What?

Charlie: Yeah, I've seen this before, I've known Bobby longer than you have! He's gonna do thewhole "woe is me!" thing and start crying and hoping that I'll cave and say "It's okay, I'll makeyour movie" and then we'll go through the same thing, well I'm sick of it

Frankie: Oh my god! Not everything is about Bobby making movies! He's lost somewhere andneeds serious help and you want to sit here and be petty about some stupid fight you guys havegoing on from 2 years ago? Seriously? I'm going to look for him, if you want to stay here, thatsfine.


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Scene 40: Examining the clues

Bobby is seen in his detective outfit, looking over a series of clues.

Bobby: This killer has struck again *now examining the dvd shard* there's gotta be some kind of

pattern to all of this... he killed that manager of blockbuster... then the projectionist at the movietheater... now who's he after?

Bobby looks behind him to see shards of dvd's going out the door

Bobby: Now how did I not notice that before?

Bobby looks out the door but doesn't see anyone. Just then, he hears a door slam. He runs to his front door and sees someone hightailing it out of there.

Bobby: Hey! you!

Bobby chases the shadowy figure outside and looks around. He sees someone wearing all black heading off in another direction. The figure is seen again, now outside at the patio. He looksback and forth and finally Bobby corners. The figure slashes at Bobby a few times with the dvd shard before Bobby is finally able to detain him, throwing him to the ground.

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He removes the mask and sees that its Charlie. He's suddenly taken aback

Bobby: Charlie?!

Scene 41: The confrontation

Bobby falls to the ground in the woods, shocked by his own vision of Charlie.

Bobby: Charlie?! Wh-What? H-How do I know that name? *he sees various flashes of him in his

mind before hearing another voice*

Frankie: Bobby....Bobby! Ugh

Bobby: Why does everyone keep calling me.... Bobby?

Charlie: Bobby!

Bobby: *his eyes widen* Charlie!

Frankie and Charlie are in another part of the woods, looking for Bobby.

Charlie: Well, I don't see him, are you sure he went this way?

Frankie: Yeah, pretty sure... he said he was going to look for crime

Charlie: Well then maybe we should check the state prison

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Scene 42: Ben Toth Dies

Dr. Ben Toth is seen in his office, doodling on a clipboard.

Ben: I wonder how my client is doing...

Just then, the door swings open and Drexxler swiftly stabs him

Drexxler: I got you now, Cinema.... oh crap... I am so sorry... I'm... *he starts to walk out thedoor* I thought you were someone else... I'm... I'm so sorry... *he closes the door* So sorry

-End Scene


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Scene 43: Confronting Cinema

A figure removes the bag from the movie hero's head. It is revealed that he's tied to a pole in thegarage, being held captive by Zack and Cinema

The Movie Hero: Wh-What the hell?

Cinema: Hello Bobby....

The Movie Hero: You... the one Drexxler warned me about

Cinema: Ah, so the other one is still alive... lovely...

The Movie Hero: What are you talking about?

Cinema: I bet you'd like to know, but unfortunately you wont be living to find out, Bobby

The Movie Hero: Bobby? I'm not freakin Bobby, I'm the movie hero, and you made a bigmistake crossing me!! *he struggles to get free, but cannot*

Cinema: Heh, right... how cute... you're the movie hero... I knew this plan of mine would turnyour mind to mush eventually but I never had any idea itd be so easy

The Movie Hero : But I really am... oh what's the use?


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Cinema: Yes, thats it... give up, you foolish

Zack: Wait

Cinema: What?

Zack: I think he's telling the truth... he is the movie hero

Cinema: Really? How do you know?

Zack: I'd know that face anywhere... they glare at each other*

Cinema: Okay, so then where's Bobby?

The Movie Hero: I'll never tell...besides I barely know myself, last time I saw him, hescampered into the woods... oh god damn it

Cinema: Ha! Zack, watch the hero... I've got a plan to executeZack: Ooh, are you gonna kill him?

Cinema: Nah, too predictable, I've got a better idea

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Scene 44: Back in the woods

Frankie and Charlie are seen leaving the woods

Charlie: Yeah, so you're on your own, man

Frankie: You're not even gonna help?

Charlie: Hey,I tried to help, as far as Im concerned, my hands are clean... Bobby's the one whoclocked me in the face

Frankie: Charlie... he could die

Charlie: *sighs* Well I hope that doesnt happen, but it's not really in our hands anymore...

Frankie: Then who's hands is it in?


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Scene 45: Delusions continue

Cinema is seen from behind a tree, laughing evilly.

Cinema: Heh, gotcha

Bobby is wandering the woods alone now, looking completely confused

Bobby: Why do people keep calling me Bobby?*he sighs* Can anyone tell me who I really am?

Cinema: You rang?

Bobby: Wh-Who are you?

Cinema: Me? Why, I'm your creator

Bobby: Huh?

Cinema: Yeah... you see, well it's a long story...

Bobby looks at him curiously.

-End Scene


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Scene 46:Calm before the storm

Various shots show Frankie walking through the woods, Bobby getting ready to fight and Cinema laughing evilly. Frankie turns around as Bobby is charging at him in the woods. Frankiebegins to run.

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Scene 47: Pieces in place

Zack: *laughing* What?

Cinema: Yeah, I told him he's a robot from the future named the Terminatrix

Zack: Ha! You're kidding me

Cinema: Nope, I suited him up with weaponry and gave him his "mission"

Zack: Which was?

Cinema: To kill that pest, Frankie... *pauses* and finally... kill himself

Zack and Cinema laugh, the movie hero is seen in shock.

Cinema: Bobby's so far gone, he would've done anything just to escape the pain he's in, and I just helped him do that

Zack: I gotta say, you've handled this marvelously.

Cinema: Of course I have.... and with Bobby out of the way, we're finally free to do as weplease!

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Bobby: So what if I don;t? Noone listens to me... noone has ever listened to me... noone gives ashit about what I want

Frankie: Listen to yourself.... what I want, listen to me... c'mon Bobby, get a grip!

Bobby takes a swing at Frankie who hits back. Bobby stumbles back and then takes a swipe at Frankie, knocking him to the ground.

Bobby: I've had enough of these games... *he points the gun down at Frankie* I was givenspecific orders to have you terminated... for I am the Terminatrix

Frankie closes his eyes as he hears a laser fire, but then hears struggling.

Bobby: Get off me!

Drexxler: Bobby! This has to stop!

Frankie takes the opportunity to get up off the ground and tackle Bobby to the ground, forcinghim to drop the gun. Frankie and Bobby fight on the ground, before Frankie slams Bobby's head into a nearby tree. Suddenly, Bobby comes to.

Bobby: Wh-What the hell?

Drexxler: Frankie, leave him alone

Frankie: Wait, weren't you the evil shadow phantom? Why should we trust you?

Drexxler: Ah, good times, good times... which reminds me.... AHHH!! *he scares Frankie* God

is that fun... anyway, I'm not evil anymore.... technically I never was evil but... wait why am Italking about this?

Bobby: Does anyone want to get to the part where we explain what the hell is going on? Whydid I just wake up in the woods in a fist fight with Frankie?

Drexxler: Cinema tainted your mind, but you seem to have been able to shake it, you're a strongone

Frankie: Plus, I slammed his head into a tree...

Drexxler: That's not important... what is important is that you're not dead yet

Bobby: What?

Drexxler: Err, I mean... let's focus here, okay?

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Drexxler: Cinema hasn't won yet... unfortunately we're not out of the woods just yet

Frankie: Well duh, we're in the middle of them

Drexxler: I think I'm just gonna talk to Bobby from now on... speaking of which... I need to

show you something... come, to the futureBobby: Dramatic much?

Drexxler: Come on...

Frankie: Hey, can I come?

Drexxler: Uhh... there's actually only enough room for 2 people in the time portal...

Frankie: Well that doesn't seem fair

Drexxler: Well uh, life's not fair *Bobby and Drexxler vanish*

Scene 49: A horrible future

Bobby and Drexxler warp to Ocean Beach, now in the year 2015.

Bobby: So, why didn't you want to take Frankie?

Drexxler: Eh, I don't know... after a while, it's just kinda... eh...

Bobby: So, why did you take me to Ocean Beach?

Drexxler: Well it was Ocean Beach... now it's uh... *Drexxler directs Bobby to a sign at Ocean Beach, the sign reads: "WELCOME TO ZACKTOPOLIS - PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS SIGN, READING IS ILLEGAL IN ZACKTOPOLIS"*

Bobby: Zack Masters?

Zack: *from behind* No, Zac Efron

Bobby turns

Bobby: Zack... what's the deal?

Zack: I should be saying the same to you... you died 4 years ago

Bobby: What?

Zack: Well apparently not if you're here now... unless Drexxler has something to do with that

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Zack: Nah of course not... because I'm just the villain right?

Bobby: Huh?

Zack: Let's face it, you never gave a shit about me!

Bobby: What? That's not true... you were one of my favorite characters

Zack: Oh yeah? Then why is it my character got killed off? Why is it I wasn't able to find asingle shred of success until you were out of the picture? I mean, look at me now!

Bobby: Yeah, I'll admit, turning the world into Zacktopolis is pretty badass

Zack: The world? Nah, I just bought out Ocean Beach, but I mean, look at this great view

Bobby: So this was your evil scheme? Buy a beach?

Zack: No!! It's a work in progress... you'll see, well actually you won'tBobby: I don't get this, man... why would you turn on me like this? I know you're evil and all,but this is just low... even for you

Zack: Don't give me low! I was dealt a rotten hand! As long as I'm the villain in your movies, Icould never win... the villain NEVER wins

Bobby: That's not true... there was... the guy... the...

Zack: Yeah, exactly! Cinema came to me 4 years ago with a way to rid myself of any

restrictionsBobby: Dude, I never said you couldn't buy Ocean Beach

Zack: Oh hardy har har, you're so freakin hilarious... tell me this, oh "great one", why did thatpunk the movie hero get a new movie and I didn't?

Bobby: Huh?

Zack: Huh? yeah, I want to know why, you little bitch! Why'd you give the movie hero a 4thmovie and I got shafted? Oh, because I'm the villain, right?

Bobby: No, that's not it!

Zack: Maybe you should think of someone besides yourself

Bobby: Zack, we can work this out

Zack: Save it... however, since I'm a sporting man, I'll give you a fair chance... you've got 2hours to get lost before I send Cinema after you... and if he fails to kill you... I'll do it myself


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Zack walks away.

Bobby: *to Drexxler* What the hell is going on?

Drexxler: 4 years ago, Zack and Cinema conspired to take you down... their goal was to drive

you crazy and isolate you, they believed by breaking your spirit, they could remove you fromsociety...and in many ways they succeeded... I don't know all the details of what went down butthis is why I went into the past to try to stop Cinema's plans

Bobby: Well didn't you say in the future I end up going crazy?

Drexxler: Uhhh, yeah I did say that, didn't I?

Bobby: I'm guessing there's more to it than that

Drexxler: Uhh, I think there's something you need to see

Scene 50: Meanwhile

Zack and The Movie Hero are shown, back in Bobby s garage, now in the year 2011 again. The Movie Hero is still tied to the pole as Zack paces around, guarding him.

The Movie Hero: So that s it, huh? You actually had him killed

Zack says nothing

The Movie Hero: You and Cinema must be pretty damn proud of yourselves, huh?

Zack still doesn t respond.

The Movie Hero: Hey! You gonna say something?!

Zack: What do you want me to say?! Your moral high road act is wearing thin and to be honest,I don t know why we don t just kill you right now, you re of no use to us now

The Movie Hero: So go ahead, kill me, you already killed Bobby

Zack: I didn t kill Bobby, he killed himself

The Movie Hero: You guys drove him to it

Zack: Of course you d kiss up to him, you re his favorite

The Movie Hero: What?

Zack: Yeah, he loooves you, that s why he made a movie called The Movie Hero Foreverwhere s my movie? Oh yeah, that s right, my character died, my character s buried somewhere


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The Movie Hero: Wait, aren t you right?

Zack: Look, movie hero the villain neve r wins, get it? Never. I had to do what I did to have aneven playing field as long as Bobby was around I could never win

The Movie Hero: So you took a life to win something?Zack: No, I took a life so that I could finally have one

The Movie Hero has a blank stare on his face, unable to respond.

Zack: Now, have I entertained you enough so that you ll shut up?

The Movie Hero: I just can t believe that you did all this after all we went through togetherI thought we were a team

Zack: You thought we were a team? Geez, this isn t little league softball! Grow up, man

The Movie Hero: Y know from where I m standing, you re the one who has some growing upto do

Zack looks at him with a sneer but says nothing. He eventually turns away.

-End Scene


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Scene 51: The cemetery scene

Bobby and Drexxler arrive at a cemetery. Drexxler gestures for Bobby to enter the gate. Bobbygasps.

Bobby: No

Drexxler says nothing. They both walk solemnly to his tombstone

Bobby: but how?

Drexxler: I m not sure

Bobby: You re not sure? You mean I die in the future and you re not sure?

Drexxler: Doubt is always stronger than certainty

Bobby: Which means?

Drexxler: Cinema was always one step ahead the only way I could even keep up is by goingback in time but I wa s still too late doubt consumes the mind much faster you saw whatlittle it took for you to nearly kill Frankie

Bobby: I guess you re right

Drexxler: It doesn t mean we re powerless though, we just have to work that much harder tostop evil like Cinema from permeating the good and to stop these kinds of tragedies fromhappening *Drexxler shows Bobby his future tombstone, the year of death of 2011*

Bobby falls to his knees and nearly cries then realizes something


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Bobby: Wait a minute 2011? I died in 2011?

Drexxler: It does appear that way

Bobby: Wait a second, do you know what happened?

Drexxler: I m a bit hazy on the details

Bobby: Cinema told me to kill myself, right?

Drexxler: Right

Bobby: But you saved me! Meaning I never committed suicide, but because we went forward intime, I never returned home I was missing for months or even longer

Drexxler: *his eyes widen* they assumed you were dead

Bobby: Right, and the last thing anyone knew of me I was going to commit suicide it all addsup now

Drexxler: Actually, it s still confusing as hell, but whatever

Bobby: Which means I still have a chance to make things right *he walks off*

Drexxler: Wait, where are you going?

Bobby: Taking back what s mine

Drexxler: Bobby, wait!

-End Scene

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