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Better

Names(for baby)Charles Vestal & Matt Sorrell


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Copyright 2010 by Charles Vestal & Matt Sorrell.

All rights reserved.

Written and designed in Brooklyn, NY

www.betternamesforbaby.com

[email protected]

ISBN 978-0-557-95663-0


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A childs name is its most important part.

- anonymous


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A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

- Wyllyym Schokksparr


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Inside these pages, you will find classics mixed

with the unconventional. Indeed, you may find a

label you might not wish upon yourself. But rejoice,for today, you name another. For a child, a name can

be a source of power and courage, or a way to define

ones self in the world and chart a course for ones

own life. But do we not wish our children could livein the days of discovery, of Columbus, Magellan and

Pizarro, discovering what once was new? Deny them

their maps, and let a child sail alone.

A unique moniker is the new parents first hurdle.

e first words a child hears are his or her own name.

Why give him the same footing as every omnm,

Tdyck or ahri?

Introduction

Better Names (for Baby) 1


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2 Better Names (for Baby)

Choose a unique incantation to usher him into

this life. Failure in the beginning is not an option.

Standing out from the crowd is the best chance your

child has in this world. Names popularities wane and

waxa longer last than any fame or praise is that of

obscurity and shame.

Many parents opt to give their child a middle

name, as an alternative, or family remembrance. We

feel every newborn should have, at a minimum, three

spare names, in case of emergency or flight of fancy.

Keep these auxiliary names in a sealed envelope, but

in a spot that the child might stumble upon. A closed,

but not taped, cigar box would work splendidly.

Cigars may remain, if desired.

Enjoy all and please add a check mark next to

those you use.


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Akerp

AkkAkses

Allob

Allstitch

Anda

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Asdar

Ashhhh

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Bin

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Bock

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Calmo

CampleCamponk

Campson

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Cancel

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Chelpland

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Juliert

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