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Best Mix SMS Collaction !!

By:- Nikunj Vanani

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Prem: Dill mate Dil: Laagni mate Laagni: Manushya mate Manushya: Khoobsurati Duniya mate Duniya ni Khoobsurati: A to Mara dost fakt tara ma

2. Dosti ma jivjo,Dosti ma marjo Himmat na hoy to Dosti na karjo, Zindagi nathi amne dosto thi pyari Dosto mate j 6e jindagi amari.

3. Tamari sathe maro jug-jug no nato Haiya ma 6e hajaro mithi vato Dil ni dhadkn ne Aatur aa ankho Pu6i rahi 6e Su tame pn mane am j chahso?

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4. Andhari raat ni chaadar sametai ne, Suraj ni roshni dharti par felai.. Pankhida ni kilkilat sambhdai ne, Phoolo ni sugandh hawa ma relai

5. Honth 6e laal ne Gulabi 6e gaal, Kem 6upavi sakis tu tara dil nu aa haal, Mane dekhay 6e tuj ma muj nu bhavishya Tu j 6o mari aaj ne kaal

6. Nain Ne Nain Male Jyaa Chana, Thaye Banee Dil Deewana (2) Tamne Parka Manu K Manu Potanaa, Ho,HuMDuM Tamne Parka Manu K Manu Potana

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7. Pyaar ni rangeen lat monghi padi, Aag sathe ni ramat monghi padi, Jeet-ta jeetayi gayi baji badhi; Ek aa Dil ni ladat monghi padi.

8. Ochintu koi mane raste male ne dhire thi pu6e k "KEM 6e?" Aapne to kahiye k "Dariya si moj ma ne Upar thi kudrat ni rahem 6e

9.

Chhagan: Aa hasi-khushi thi bharelu jeevan kevu hoy 6e? Magan: Aeva jeevan ni mane kyanthi khabar. Mara to Lagna j Bachpan ma thai gya 6

10. Yaado ma tamari aash bani ne aavis, Dil ma tamara vishwas bani avis Yaad karjo bus sacha mann thi Amaas ni rate poonam no chand bani ne avis

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Happy Dashera! VijayaDashmi na pawan tahevare Maa Durga apna jivan ma dukho no andhkar dur kari sukh no suryaprakash relave aevi subhkamna

12.

Meena: Te kem tari kaamwali ni kadhi muki? te to bahu sari hati. Tina: Aetle j kadhi muki,kem k te mara pati ne pan bahu j sari lagti hati.

13.

Hu Jagto rahyo aakhi raat, Pan kahi na sakyo mara dil ni vaat, Aankho ma hata aasha bharya sapna, Pan aavi na nindar ne viti gai raat.

14.

Prem.. Prem.. Prem.. ma Aa padya chhe badha prem ma, Pela m ke chhe ke "Sundar" maja no khado Pachhi thi paade badha moti raado.

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Aaje kamal eni nigaho kari gayi Unchu pranay nu star hatu,nichu kari gayi Aankho ma ras hato te, Aankh Ma Aankh malavi hriday ma bhari gayi.

16.

Kaink lakhvanu mann thay ne haath na upde Ae munjhvan 6e mane.... Koi na sapna jova hoy ne nindar na aave HuMDuM Ae rog 6e mane

17.

Kasuye mann nu dharyu bane 6e j kya? Mane swapna ma tu male j 6e kya? Nadee k sarowar vahe 6e j kya? Have zanzva 6etre 6e j kya?

18.

Mara maran par tame aansoo na bahavsho, Mara maran par dosto gam na karsho.. ..Mari yad aave to sidha upar j aavjo!!

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Jivan maa JAS nathi, Prem maa RAS nathi; Dhandha maa KAS nathi, Javu chhe swarg maa, pan eni koi BUS nathi..

20.

Tu hase chhe jyare jyare, tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada padechhe. Hu vicharu chhu betho betho ke mara shivay aa khada ma ketla pade chhe

21.

G - gentle U - understanding J - jolly A - adorable R - royal A - aggressive T - tough I - intelligent This much quality only 1 cast have, Yes, its GUJARATI..

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Bolya kare a maitri, chup rahe a prem milan karave a maitri, judai satave a prem hasave a maitri, radave a prem, to pan loko maitri mukine kem kare chhe prem??!!

23.

Gujju Premi: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho! Premika: DHOKLA

24.

Aavta haso cho. Jata haso cho. Savare haso cho. Ratre haso cho. Sukh ma haso cho. Dukh ma haso cho. Tamne shu lage cheee ? Tame ekla j "Close UP" ghaso chooo !???

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Nayan ma Vasya Che Jara yaad karjo, kadi kaam pade to yaad karjo, mane to padi che aadat tamne yaad karwani, jo hichki ave to maf karjo..............

26.

Dur Rahine Pan Pase Rahevani Mane Adat Che, Yad Banine Ankho Mathi Vehvani mane Adat Che, Pase Na Hova Chata Pase J Lagis Mane ehasas Banine Rehvani Adat Che.

27. Bhina varsad ni komal bund moklu chhu, aankh to khol tane ujas moklu chhu, pila padi gaya pratiksha na pandada, antar thi tane khusbu bhari yad moklu chhu...

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Bolo nahi to chalse Mithi nazar bas che, Haso nahi to chalse Dil ma rakho to bas che, SMS karo k na karo tamari marji, Tame aa SMS vancho a j bas che..

29.

Dil par hamlo tayo ne dil tuti gayu. koi k che k manobal khuti gayu khoti buma bum che doctroni aa to tame yadd aaya ne bicharu dhabkaro chuki gayu.

30.

Mari kabar par lilu lilu ghas ugelu joi… loko kahe chhe…Aane to marya pachhi pan lila laher chhe….

31.

Mausam badlayo ane thandak thai gai, Tamara msg vina zindagi bechain thai gai, Tame bhuli gaya cho amne ke pachi, SMS ni skim puri thai gai..

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Aavo na aavo tame khayal ma pan farak kya padyo chhe mohabbat na haal ma, verso viti gaya chata rakhya che sachvi aansun tamari aankh na mara rumaal ma..

33.

Svas aave jai chhe eni yaad maan, fulo keva karmay chhe eni yadma, kahevu chhe ghanu badhu kahi shakatu nathi, Sabdo smarmay chhe eni yadma..

34.

Mane Loko Kahe Chhe..Ke Maari Shu Dasha Chhe… Hu Kahau Chhu..Ke Prem Ma Padavaani Aa Saza Chhe… Vikharayela Vaal…Aankho Hase Chhe Ke Rade Che… Kasoor Be-wafai No Nathi..Mohabbat Ni Aa Mazaa Chhe…

35.

Arz kia hai. . . 1 rupyaa bacha k puri jindagi nahi kat jaygi 1 rupyaa bacha k puri jindagi nahi kat jaygi 1 msg karne se teri ga*d nahi phat jaygi...!

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Maara Shabdo Mane Paagal Saabit KAre Chhe… Hu Jaanu chhu Ke Saacho Prem Ek Paagal J KAre Chhe…. Haasy Paatr Banyo chhu..Zamanani Najaro Ma… Hu Pan Hasyo Hato..Pan Prem Ma To Radavani Alag Maza Chhe…

37.

Aaina Ma Joi Ne..Mane Shanka Thay Chhe..Ke Aa Koun Chhe… Mohabbat Ni Sakal Ane Surat..Kaik Alag J Najar Aave Chhe…. Khabar Na Hati Ke..Maari Tasveer Aatali Badalaai Jashe… Aa Koii Shangaar Nathi..Prem Jataavavaani Ek Navi Adaa Chhe…

38.

Maara Mitro Maari Haalat Joi Taras Naa Khaata… Prem Ma Judaai Pan..Ek Milan Hoy Chhe… ‘Dharam” “Dharam” Kahi..Tame Maaru Apamaan Naa Karasho…

39.

Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho. Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.

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Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate???? Jaago Grahak Jaago!

41.

kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye, Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..! !

42.

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...??? Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..! ! !

43.

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek naya janam paoge, Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua, Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!

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Hame malum hai k aap hame bhul nahi sakte, Lekin pas b hamare aa nahi sakte, yahan tak aa rahi hai tere BADAN ki BADBU, Kya Tum NAHA NAHI SAKTE??

45.

Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai?? ? ? ? ? socho?? ? ? nai pata? ??? ? ? ? ? ? ? uff kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai

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Najoomi: Tumhari life mai 6 ladkiyan aengee.

Boy: oh yes what ha life.

Najoomi: Zyada khush na ho, ek teri biwi ho gee. or 5 betiaan

47.

Ek aourat ki ankh soojhi hui thi,

Parosan ne poocha kia hua?

Aourat: Mere husband ne mara hai

Parosan: Lekin mere khayal se to tmhare husband delhi gaye hue

hain.

Aourat: Mera bhe yehi khayal tha.

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Beautiful line written at petrol pump... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "AVOID GIRLFRIENDS, IT SAVES 90% Petrol."

49.

Kathiyawad ma ek var bapu phone ma balance purava gaya bapu: Bhai mane 10 nu recharge kari apo dukandar: 7 nu balance avse bapu: Kai vandho nai 3 ni kharising api de.

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Valentines day Program: #include<boy.h> #include<girl.h> Void main( ) { char champal,rose; If(love==ok) Printf("rose"); Else Printf("champal"); getch(); } –

51.

A samje 6 k hu eni yad ma aasu vahavis wah.. A samje 6 k hu eni yad ma aasu vahavis Wah.. Eni masi no tamburo Hu ena thi pan mast maal patavis.....

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52.

Dosti ishq se kam nahi hoti, ishq par hi dunia khatam nahi hoti, agar sath ho zindagi mei achhe doston ka to zindagi jannat se kam nahi hoti.

53.

\(',')/ (! !) Dunia .Walon ! ! . . . . . . . . . . . kuch Nahi Apna kam kro... Or muje SMS bhej ke yad kiya karo..

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--------is blank me wo rista bhro jo agle janam me aap mere sath chahte ho bt wo rishta nhi jo is janam me hai snd 2 ur frndz n gt shockin repliez. . . . . Reply me

55.

Phul bani ne hasvu a zindgi 6e, Hasi ne dukh bhulvu a zindgi 6e, Jiti ne koi khus thai to su thayu, Badhu hari ne khus rehvu aj zindgi 6e... for some1 special.

56.

If i was a tear,I want 2 born in ur Eyes, Live on ur Cheeks,& die on ur Lips, But… if u Were my tear,I would nevr cry bcoz i nevr wnt 2Lose u. for sm1 spcl

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Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won

58.

bhool se kabhi hume bhi yaad kiya karo.. pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo.. itne bhi gair na samjho ki baat na karo.. call nahi to miss call he kiya karo..

59.

Baniye ki biwi beemar thi: Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin bachogi

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60.

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

61.

Great minds contain ideas, solutions n reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories n figures; my mind contains only u. :)

62.

Koi Kar Ke Shararat Tainu Daran Nu Ji Karda,Bhul Ke Dhuk Dard Mera Tainu Hasan Nu Ji Karda,Us Rab Naal Nahi Vasta Koi, Mera Ta Tainu Rab Banaun Nu Ji Karda

63.

Zindgi da kuch pata nahi kado muk jana, Saha di as door ne kado tut jana, Vekh lavi bhave tu lakh var rus k, Asi har vari tenu manadey chale jana

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Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez, to miss some1 in crowd, 2 find some1 in every thought, to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY on

65.

Zamane ki har jannat tumhari hogi, Ye aasman ye zameen tumhari hogi, mujhse keh bhi na paaoge uss se pehle.... mere hisse ki har khushi tumhari hogi....

66.

When i look at you, i cannot deny there is God, cause only God could have created some one as wonderful n beautiful as you

67.

Smile in Pleasure Smile in Pain Smile when trouble pours like Rain Smile when sum1 Hurts U Smile becoz SOMEONE still Loves to see u Smiling!!

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Morning is a perfect time,"2Pray" "2Love" "2Care" "2Smile" "2Relax" "2Tnxs god" 4all He gives to us. Gud mor.

69.

Maa- "Beta, kya kar rahe ho..???" Beta- "Padh raha hu..." Maa- "Excellent...!!! Kya padh rahe ho...??" . . . . . . . Beta- "Aapki hone wali BAHU ke msgs"

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Good Relations Are Like Needles of clock, They only meet for Some time but Always stay connected.

71.

What is PYAAR?........ Its a group of frnds sitting in a canteen with cup of tea or cofee in hand and saying-- "P" "YAAR"warna thandi ho jayegi.

72.

Simple but true:- The person who sends forward msg to all frnds daily Is D one who doesn't hav a lover. Jst lyk me!! ;-) :-P kEeP SmIlInG :-D :-)

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Aje man ma ek vichar avyo, Gujri gayo samay 6ta tamaro msg na aavyo...? Thai gaya 6o tame naraj k pa6i... yaado ma amaro varo j na aavyo...?

74.

Gujarati ma 1 Kahevat 6 " HASYA TENA GHAR VASYA ! Pan a Kahevat par 1 Sawal 6. "GHAR VASYA PACHHI KETLA HASYA" 6?

75.

Our life is long time!We meet for short time!But U will be in my mind at any time!OhMy sweet friend!I am missing U at this time!!

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Ek student "MBA" ka form bharte waqt college ke chokidaar se pucha:- "College kaisa hai?" Chokidaar :- "Bahut achcha He Bhai. Maine Bhi Isi college sd "MBA" kiya Hai!"

77.

___+___+___= I am. 1 Tension 2 Smiling 3 Sweet 4 Smart 5 Stylish 6 Romantic 7 Loveable 8 Silent 9 Gud in Attitude 10 Genius 11 Egoistic Rply Me. M Waiting.

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Dedicated to those who truly belive in love.... "love is the sixth sense which destroys all the five senses" and you become non sense... ;-)

79.

Very true : If ur best frnd or friendship is ur weakness then u r d strongest person of the world :)

80.

Bapu e Amni car niche kutra ne suto joyo.. to kutra no leg khechine bolya . . . . "Bahar nikal sala, aayu pa6u motu Automobile Engineer"...

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A frnd circle means a grp of nalayaks Lik us,wHer no1 misses a chance 2 shw their kaminapan,Bt evry nalayak is devoted 2 dis circle truly Miss u nalayko!

82.

Prem no mukam 6 tara hath ma, Kyarek tufan to kyarek visram 6e tara hath ma, Hath joi radha ne kahyu hatu 1 jyotishe, Bhale tu gori pan 1 shyam 6e tara hath ma.

83.

PURE H20 ''If we fight, we may not always win, bt if we don't fight, we wil surely lose!" So never compromise in life, n fight for the Best. "SWAMI VIVEKANAND"

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Jindangi aam to amari che, pan thodi marerbani tamari che, rekhao bhale rahi tamara hathma, pan emaa dhyanthi juo taqdir amari che

85.

Jivan to ek minbati jevu 6 Samay icche tyare jalavi jay 6 samay icche tyare olvi jay 6 fakt rahi jay 6 yado nu min je ant sudhi koini yad apavi jay 6..

86.

Jab mehfil me bhi tanhai paas ho Roshni me bhi andhere ka ehsaas ho Tab kisi dost ki yaad me muskura do Shayad wo bhi apke intzaar me udaas Ho...

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Dosti zindgi jine ka paigam hoti h. Dosti sab rishto se mahan hoti h. Bina dost ke jina bahut muskil hotg hKyoki ek dost me dusre ki jaan hoti h.

89.

Dosti ke panno se bhari kitab ho aap,Ristho ke phulo me gulab ho aap,kuch log kahte hai ki sacche dost nhi milte,un logo ke sawalo ka jawab ho aap.

90.

Life is very complicated. Don't try to find answers, cos when u find answers life changes the questions..

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Golu College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U Ab Tum Muje Bolo Girl: Me Abi Ja KE sir Ko Bolti Hu Golu: Pagli Sir Ko Mat Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.

92.

Ek ladka achanak ladki ko dek k bola~ "Lafz tere geet mere, Ghazal koi sunau kya?" Ladki~ Hath mere Gaal tere, kan k niche bajau kya..

93.

Zamane ki har jannat tumhari hogi, Ye aasman ye zameen tumhari hogi, mujhse keh bhi na paaoge uss se pehle.... mere hisse ki har khushi tumhari hogi....

94.

Ketlik wato ni saruat haju yaad 6,adhura ant ni mulakato haju yaad 6,dariya ma aave 6 bharti-ot pan kinara ne to fakt reti ma padela paglaj yaad 6..

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Cute Saying: " If Sum1 Waits 4 U it Dosnt Mean that they Hve Nothing Else To Do, It Just Means That Nothing Else is More Important Than u.

96.

Tamari zindagi aam to tamari chhe...Ema thodi smruti amari pan chhe...Rekhao bhale rahi tamara haath ma...pan ema dosti ni 1 liti amari pan chhe.

97.

Manzilo se apni door na jana, raste ki pareshanio se toot na jana, jab bhi zarurat ho zindagi me kisi apne ki, hum aapke apne hai ye bhool na jana.

98.

Dil jeet le wo jigar hum rakhate he,katl karde wo najar hum rakhte he Duniya se wada kiya he muskurane ka, Varna ankho me samandar hum bhi rakhte h....

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Prem na dard ma utarvani mosam avi 6e jindgi ne zaher karvani mosam avi 6e prupose karvama vaar na lagadta have to VAHELA te PAHELA ni skim avi 6e....:-)

100.

Na dil ki baazi thi na dil ka sauda, Agar de deti wo hume waqt apna thoda, Na aati aaj ye nobat or koi na puchta, sir,"with water"ya "with soda"...! Cheers!

101.

Why we sometimes write "etc." at d end in examz Bcoz it means e-end of, t-thinking, c-capacity. teachrs cnt undstnd r feelings.

102.

Smtyms We Maintain Silence To Protect ä Beautiful Relation, But Too Much Silence Brings Tears iN äll Beautiful Relations. Kèèp iN Töuch.! Gøød noon TäkeCärE!

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103.

Santa:yar tere ghar se roj hasne ki awaz ati he khushi ka raaz kya he? Santa wife:meri BV muje jute marti he lag jaye to wo hasti he, na lage to me hsta hu.

104.

Ek makan ma aag lagi. Loko:andar kok 6, ene jaldi bar kadho. Rajnikant aag ma kudi gayo. Andr jai ne rajni e joyu to. NARESH KANODIYA havan krto to.

105.

Pahaado Se Gir K B Sambhlte He Log Fir Kyo Ek Chehre Pe Fislte He Log, U To Jalte Nahi Aag Ki Garmi Se Fir Kyo Mahbub Ki Baaho Me Piglte He Log..

106.

Life is like a novel & every day is a new page. So if a page is sad next will b happy. So do'nt worry turn the page & enjoy the life.

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Dad- Exam Me Paas Ho Ya Fail Tujhe Bike jarur Dunga. Son- Thanks dady. Dad- Paas Hua To "PULSER" College Ke Liye, Fail Hua To "RAJDOOT" Dudh Bechne ke liye.

108.

1 sardar=oye yaar maine manmohan singh ko subah me kabhi nahi dekha. 2 sardar=abe gadhe subah me kaise dikhega wo to PM hai AM thodi hai.:-

109.

Tcher 2 Boy: Ek Taraf paisa Hai. Ek Taraf Dimag, Kya Loge? Boy- paisa. Techr- Galat Agar Mai Hoti To Dimag Leti. Boy- Jiske Paas Jo Nai Hai Vo Wahi Leta Hai...

110.

Snta was SmoKing in front of his Father Mother-Oye Papa k samne SmoKig kr rha h Snta-Baap hi to h Koi PetroL pump thodi he jo aag pakad lega

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111.

Hum Pani Kyu Peete He ? ? Socho Socho ? Aur Socho ? Nahi Aaya Samajh Q Ke Hum Pani Kha nhi sakte Choti-Choti bato k liye dimag mat lagao.

112.

Girlfriend : Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho, Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai Santa : Oye ! Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte

113.

Zindgi Me 1Ladki Itni Pyari Lagi Uske Baatei Hme Nirali Lagi Jane Kya Jadoo Thi Uski Personality Me Ki Married Hone K Bawjud Hme Kuwari Lagi

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114.

Ladki apne boyfriend se boli :- “ Kal teri yaad me mai itni doob gayi, Kal teri yaad me mai itni doob gayi, Sandaas karne baithi thi chaddi utarna bhul Gayi. ”

115.

Dukandar custmer ne: Aa bori par na besta. Fati jase. Custmer:kem andar fugga 6e ? Dukandar: Na andar khilla 6e.!!

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"Zindagi ABCD hai yakin nai? A=Aitbar B=Bharosa C=Chahat D=Dosti E=Enaayat F=Faisla G=Gam H=Hmdam I=Intzar J=Justuju K=Khayal L=Lamhe M=Muhabat N=Narazgi O=ok P=Pyar Q=Qismat R=Rishte S=Samjhota T=Tamanna U=Udasi V=Virasat W=Wada X=Xcuse Y=Yadein in sab feelings se mil kar banti hai Z=Zindagi.

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Love+Care =MOM Love+Fear =FATHER Love+Help =SISTER Love+Fight =BROTHER Love+Life =WIFE Luv+Care+Fear+ Help+Fight+Life =FRIENDS

118.

Dukandar custmer ne: Aa bori par na besta. Fati jase. Custmer:kem andar fugga 6e ? Dukandar: Na andar khilla 6e.!!

119.

Dukandar custmer ne: Aa bori par na besta. Fati jase. Custmer:kem andar fugga 6e ? Dukandar: Na andar khilla 6e.!!

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120.

Dukandar custmer ne: Aa bori par na besta. Fati jase. Custmer:kem andar fugga 6e ? Dukandar: Na andar khilla 6e.!!

121.

Mandir k bahr chapal rakhne me or miss call dene me kya common hai? Socho Socho Socho Nhi pta chala Dono me darr lga rehta hai Koi utha na le.

122.

Hu to beer pi pi ne fuli gayo, wah wah Hu to beer pi pi ne fuli gayo, wah wah ACP: DAYA! Qualis reverse maar, hu BANDUK to sandas ma bhuli gayo".

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123.

Technology Has Its Own Limits Google May B The Most Powerful Search Engine But!. Mandir Se Gum Hui Chappal Google ka baap B Nhi Dhund sakta. Gudmor......

124.

♥ gΣΣd ♥ ♥ morиIиg ♥ ♥ hANє ♥ ♥ A ♥ ♥ иIcє ♥ ♥ dAy ♥

125.

12 boys planed to propose a girl 10 came wid a rose But 1 came wid a ring-Thts confidnc Bt wat about d othr 1? Vo sala barat lekr ayaa-OVER CONFIDENCE...!

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126.

Rajnikanth creates new email id: . . . . . [email protected] . google shockz.. computer blocks.. hacker dies... Virus cries... Rajnikanth rockz

127.

2 sardar Chess khel rahe the (Haso mat jok abhi baki h) 1st- Bahut hua ab khel band karte hai 2nd- Thik hai,Waise bhi Tera Ghoda aur mera Hathi hi bacha hai...

128.

....Teacher ne puchha condom ka full form kya hai? ....Ladki ne jawab diya - .Control Of Natural Drops Of Manpower....!!!

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129.

LIFE is "sin90", that is "ONE". A LOVE is "cos90", that is "ZERO". But,,FRIENDSHIP is "tan90", that is "INFINITY".Friendship never ends...

130.

Sonu JOCKEY Ki Chaddi Laya Aur Gao Me Sabi Ko Lungi Uchi Kr Kr K Dikhane Laga Ghar Aya Almari Kholi Aur BEHOSH Dekha Chaddi Almari Me Hi Thi..

131.

SANTA: yar bahut raat ho gyi hai, AAJ RAT KO YaHI RUK JA KAL SUBAH CHALE JANA BANTA: thik hai yar phir me ghar se night dress lekar aata hu:

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132.

Teacher: "A" Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? Sardar Ne Bahut Socha Aur Phir Bola... ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ="Kya Bolti Tu..!"

133.

Santa2Banta: Santa: bhai jaldi jao, tumhare ghar me barsaat ka paani ghus gaya hai - Banta: chal be jhute - ghar ki chabi to mere paas hai.

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134.

Ek kabooter ne Sardar ke upar sandas kar diya. SARDAR-Teri Maa ne chaddi nahin pahnayi kya? KABOOTAR-sale, Tu chaddi pahen ke sandas karta hai kya...?

135. Plumber-Pipe Naya Laga Diya Or 1000Rs Bill Ho Gya GOLU-Itna To Mai Engineer Ho K B Nai Kamata P-Mai Bhi Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha.:-)

136.

Ap jante h INDIA musibat me kyo h? 100crore ki population me, 9crore retire h, 35crore state govt me h,18crore central govt me h(jo ki kam nhi krte h), 25crore schools me h,1crore ki umra 5sal se km h, 10crore berojgar h, 1.2crore hospital me h, 79,99,998 jail me h,Baaki bache 2, hm aur ap, aap hmesha mobile k sath busy rhte ho. Ab batao! mai akela INDIA ko kaise sambhal skta hu...!:-)

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137.

Ruthe He Wo Itne Ki Bat Kya Kre Sunte Nai Kuch B Fariyad Kya Kre Khamos Hu To 'Bewafa' Samaj Liya Jab Bharosa Nai Pyar Pe To Safai Me Kya Kahe.

138.

Nfrat thi bhareli ret ma frva magu 6u, Pag lohi thi bhina 6e 6ta chalva magu 6u, Koina Ek gha thi Dil na tukda thya, Ej tukda thi koinu Dil jitva magu 6u.

139.

GIRL Dentist se: is dant k dard se to Gannd Marwana acha h itna dard to nhi hota Dr:Confirm btao kya krna h to me chair us hisab s set kru

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140.

TEACHER:-Tum Badi Hokar Kya Karna Chahti Ho.? GIRL:-Himalay Ke Upar Chadhna Chahti Hu. Aur Tum Boys.? BOY:-Me Apna Naam Badal Kar HIMALAY Rakhna Chahta Hu..!

141.

Tmara prem ma koi dil hari jse, Tmari 1 1 ada par koi vari jse, ne 1 di evo avse k Tme UUNT pr betha haso, Ne toy koi tmari Gand mari jse.!

142.

Prof : Dfine Seminar...? Stud : Seminar is defined as process in wich 1 person spoils his sleep 4 1 ni8 in an effort to mak othrs 2 sleep..:-) GOOD MORINING FRIEND

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143.

Aakha Gujrat ma chokrao no prem 3 words thi chalu thay che 1:I 2:LOVE 3:U Ane teno ant pan 3 words thij puro thay 6e 1:BENCHOD 2:RANDI 3:NIKLI

144.

Jise chaha tha dil ne wo shayad koi apna tha, Par use pana shayad ek sapna tha, Use hi chaha dil ne Q? Bus shayad itna hi kasur apna tha.

145.

WORDS FROM A FRIEND:"I can't promise to solve all your problems, but i can only promise that i'll never let you face them alone.

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146.

Rawan k sir=10 Ankhen = 20 Nazar sirf 1 ladki par = sita. AaJ K BOYS k sir = 1 Ankhen=2 Aur Nazar Hr Ladki pr ab batao Asli Rawan kaun? ? ?

147.

)\('',)___//\_ ]"""""""""""[ uthiye Janab subah ho gyi he. > < > < ('.') ?) _/)' (\_ ]""""< <"""[ So jaao so jaao MAZAK kiya tha. > gud ni8..

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148.

"S.L.E.E.P" S-Say thanks to the god. L-Lying on the bed. E- Eyes closed slowly E-End of the day. P-Plan for the next day.... 'G00D NIGHT' "SWT DRMZ"

149.

1 swal jo aapki nind haram kar dega? LADKI KI BODY KA WOH KONSA HISSA HAI JISE LADKA SARI UMAR HATH NAHI LAGATA? Javab milte hi sms karna...it's chelang for U.

150.

Jan me ROSE Febr me PROPOS March me GIFT Aprl me LIFT May me CHATING Jun me DATING July me MIS U Aug me KISS U Sep me CHATA Oct me TATA Nov me REST Dec me NEXT.

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151.

Wat is red & goes tring tring? . Guess . . . . . TOMATO the tring tring was 2confuse U..:-) OK again What is red and goes tring tring? . . guess . . . . . . Black phone the red was to confuse U..:-D OK again what is red and goes tring tring? . . . guess . . . .

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. CAKE both red and tring tring was to confuse U..:-P OK again what is red and goes tring tring? . . guess . . . . . . FIRE BRIGADE and U thought I was confusing U.. . dats how examiners take viva in colleges... In next sem. Avoid the viva.

152.

Chand bhi zameen par ayega, sitaro ka tofa aapko de jayega, milegi itni khusi aapko ek din, ki khuda bhi khushi udhar lene k liye, AapKe pas ayega.

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153.

('v') ('v') (( )) (( )) -"--" --"--" 1 Bat bolu Ha bolo Kan Idhar Lao ('v')<' ) (( )) (// ) -"--"--"--"- hai... good morning.

154.

Jivan ni ek dori chhe aa prem, Yuvan haiya ni majburi chhe aa prem, Na mano to kai nathi a prem, Pan mano to 'DWARKA DHISH' ni pan kamjori chhe aa prem.

155.

Me ene Pu6yu "Hu Kya 6u?" ene Hasi Ne Kidhu "Mara Dil Ma, Shwas Ma, Dhadkan Ma."... To Fari me Pu6yu "Hu Kya Nthi ?" ene Bhini aankhe kidhu "Mara NASEEB Ma"

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156.

Sachche dost ki 3 Nishaniyaan :- 1. Behenchod bina kaam ke phone nahi karega. 2. Chutiye ko kisi kaam ke liye kahoge toh fauran kahega 'Ho Jayega'.. Aur apna kam,sala ek din ka kam dus din tak latka dega 3. Ladkiyo ko senti msgs karega, aur hame sirf gand,chut,lund wale hi msgs karega

157.

Vo jate huye hum se vada kar gye. ki ab to sirf khwabo me hi ayenge. Rab kare ki vo apna vada nibhaye. Kasam se ham zindagi bhar k liye so jyenge.

158.

Yugo ni odkhan pal ma dubi jay 6e, Jem akash mathi tara khari jay 6e, Aapde game teva dav-pech kariye, pan.. Hukam no akko to hamesha kudrat j feki jay 6e

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159.

@Child offered girl 4 sex Girl:Tum itne chote ho meri jawani ka bojh kaise uthaoge? Child:darling chuha bori utha nai skta par faad to skta he@

160.

Dil to unke sine me bhi Machalta hoga, Husn bhi sau-sau rang badalta hoga , Uthti hongi jab bhi Nigahein unki, ke Khuda bhi gir-gir ke sambhalta hoga.

161.

Santa askd to gf:Kya tumhare underwear me 2 hole hai? GF:Nahi,Besharam Santa: to fir tangein kahan se daalti ho

162.

Ek PAKISTANI U.S.A.se aapni AMMI ko phone karta hai. KHAN: AMMI Jaan mujhe AIDs ho gaya hai. AMMI: Tu wapas mat aana. BETA. KHAN: Kyon AMMI? AMMI: Agar tu aaya to Teri BIWI ko AIDS ho jayega, Teri BIWI se tere BHAI ko Tere BHAI se NAUKRANI ko, NAUKRANI se tere ABBA ko, Tere ABBA se teri MAUSI ko,

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Teri MAUSI se tere MOUSA ko, Tere MOUSA se Mujhe, mujh se hamare DRIVER ko, driver se teri Bahen ko.. Aur Agar teri bahen ko AIDS ho gaya to saare GAON ko ho jayega! Tujhe ALLAH ka vasta saare GAON ko bachale BETA..mat aana. !!

163.

1 murgi ne india- pakistan bordar par 1 anda diya 2no desh 1 ande k liye ladne lage, Faisla hua jo dusre desh ki jyada ladkiyo ko chodega anda uska hoga, indian ne 20000 pakistani ladkiyo ko chod dala, pakistani excited ho k bole ab hamari bari hai. Indian: chhodo yaar anda tum rakh lo.. "I LOVE MY INDIA"

164.

ANDHA Padosi- Bhabhi-O-Bhabhi lo Laddu. Bhabhi Naha rahi thi, Socha Padosi to andha hai, Bina kapde k bahar akar boli- ye kis khusi me? ANDHA Padosi- MERI ANKHE THEEK HO GAI HE.AB ME SB DEKH SAKTA HU..

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165.

Ladko ko ldkiyo Ke bde bde pasand hote h Ldkiya jab chlti he to un k hilte huye bahut pyare lagte h . Nahi pata? Un k pyare pyare bde bde Baal

166.

Son - Mom Me Tumhari Shadi K Baad Kyu Paida Hua ? Mom - Tumhe Bahar Aane Ka Rasta Nahi Malum Tha, Tumhare Dad Ne Khod Khod Kar Rasta Banaya.

167.

Sardar 2 wife ~ Oye Tere boobs raton-raat ittey badde kaise ho gaye? aur nipples gayab? Wife ~ O ji ,tusi aaj fir daru pee ke gand choos rahe ho.

168.

1 pregnant woman ne joi ne 1 girl boli- makan chanai gayu lage 6e.2 girl boli andar rehva pan aavi gaya lage 6e. Pregnant woman boli- kadiyo navro j 6e, moklu..

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169.

@SANTA-Tu Nangi Aurat Dekh k Bhag Q Gya BANTA-Maa Kehti H Nangi Aurat Ko Dekne Se Patthar Ban Jaoge & Mera 1 Hissa Kadak Hone Lga Tha@

170.

1Ladki ka dusri bar balatkar hua. Ma boli-mene kaha tha aage se dhyan rakna. Ladki-ma aage se dhyan rakha lekin un salo ne piche se dal diyaaa.

171.

Aisi kon si cheez hai jo women main aage hoti hai aur Cow main peeche hoti hai ? ans= w WOMEN=W COW=W Har waqt Galat mat socho

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172.

Sexy Lady in Sexy voice- "Batao Meri Panty me kya He? Batao?" Santa(with confidence)- "Elastic hi hoga, aaj-kal Nadewali kaun pehnta he"

173.

Girl:This is My Japanese Top Rs2000 This is My American jeans Rs4000 Boy=Pehle Jeans Ki Zip Bandh Kar kamini,15rs wali Desi Chadi dikh rahi hai....

174.

Very hot wife husband ka LUND pakad k boli-Mere laal,mera sona,mera baccha uth ja na? HUSBAND-Bhenchod isko CHUT me daalna hai ya SCHOOL ME?

175.

Tchr: Bachcho, bolo kya Machhar se "AIDS" hota he? Pappu: No Sir Tchr: Very Good, Kyon nhi hota? Pappu: Kyon ki Machhar Dankh marte hai, GAND nahi.

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176.

Patli gali me 1Saand khada tha. 1Ladki waha se nikli to Ladke se boli- Mr. ye Saand marta h kya? Ladka- gaay ki to mar leta h, apki pata nahi..

177.

Dosti BOBLA nathi k DABAI jay. Dosti LUND nathi k DHILO thai jay. Dosti GAND nathi k FATI jay. Dosti to CHUT 6e mara dost. Jem VAPRAY em UNDI ne UNDI thati jay.

178.

Teacher:sub se zyada calcium kis dudh me hai Boy:21 sal ki ladki k dudh me Q k ispe muh lagao to jism ke un hisso me bhi jaan aajati hai jisme haddi nahi hoti..

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179.

4 important rooms in girls body. (-_-) -show Room ( . ) ( . ) -play room ) ( , ) -store room / /"\ \ -guest room

180.

If Mallika plays role of Dropadi? Wat Duryodhan will say? "Dussashan!Pahna do Bhabhi ko Saree! Hum bhi to dekhe! Kaisi lagti h Vastro me YE NARI.

181.

Dr: pujari g apki biwi MAA banne wali h. Pujari g soch me pad gaye Dr: kya hua sir? Pujari : soch raha hu ye GUPT DAN kon kr gaya

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182.

Suhagrat ko Husband aaj se tumari har chiz me istemal karuga Wife To wo plastic ka LUND aaram se Gand me Ghusana Bahut lamba or mota hai

183.

teacher:batao bachho jo galat kaam karte h wo kaha jate h Studeqt:mam PARIMAL GARDEN, LAW GARDEN AUDA GARDEN, VASTRAPUR LAKE SARITA UDHYAN & INDRODA PARK

184.

Ladki: Condoms dena. Dukaandar masti mein: Kis liye ? Ladki gusse se: Tere baap ko gift dungi,taki tere jaisa dusra Chutiya paida na ho!

185.

Aadmi Security Guard se:"Tum jante ho main C.M. ke bahut CLOSE hu , Mujhe Andar Jane do" GUARD : "Sir, Gotiyan b Lund k CLOSE hoti hai par Andar Nahi jate!

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186.

Sonia Gandhi bhasan aapi rahi hti: "Maro 1 pag baroda to 2 surat ma rahe 6" Aa sambhdi 1 Bapu bolya : wah BHARUCH walA ne to MOJE MOJ..!!

187.

PAHLE BAHON ME LENA, PHIR SEENE SE LAGANA, PHIR MITHI MITHI BAATE KARNA, PHIR KHOOB KISS KARNA, PHIR BISTAR PAR LITANA. KITANA MUSKIL HAI BACCHO KO SULANA

188.

Utrayan hati to me dori ghasai.. Wah wah! Utrayan hati to me dori ghasai Acp says-Ma chodi Daya kaik kar... Mari PiPUDI chain ma fasai.

189.

9 vars ni nanki, 10e doda fute, 11e limbu, 12e zata uge, 13e pahere bra, 14e nano chiro, 15e jangio bhino, 16e kula mota, 17e moto piko, 18e jiko...Bhai...Jiko

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190.

Jhuke lund k bhi sapne hote hai,choot milne k bhi nagme hote hai,agar na khada ho apka suhaagrat me,Hame yaad karna,'kyunki' "APNE TO APNE HOTE HAI.

191.

CID & Tarak mehta mix: Khun karva khuni GOKULDHAM ma ghusto to Khun karva khuni GOKULDHAM ma ghusto to DAYA 2 ACP : sir tya JETHO BABITA na bobla chusto to

192.

Pati:good night ptni:karo bandh light or ling karo taait piki se karo fight or girado apna white FIR KAHO GOOD NIGHT

193.

Best slogan for AIDS control in Gujarati : Matra Ae na juo k "YONI" che... Ae pan juo k "KONI" che.. !!! *Jago Thokaniyao Jago...*

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194. Varta re varta, loko gaand marta. roj report avta. 1 chokri chodani, gaand eni chirani chokri e bum padi CHODINA LUND 6E K KUHADI A.r.r.r.r madi

195.

JAB MANGI THI CHOOT US BEWAFA SE HMNE WO KAMSIN DAGA DE GAYI, TADAPTA RAHA MERA LUND MERE HATHO MAI AUR WO BEHAN KI LODI KELE SE HI MAZA LE GAYI

196.

BOOBs Remix.. Ek Pardesi Meri BRA Le Gaya Jaate-Jaate Mitha DOODH Pee Gaya Maze Me Mujhe Pata Na Chala Dhire-Dhire CHOD Ke PREGNENT Kar Gaya.

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197.

16 sal ki umar me pehli bar kiya to khoon aaya 2 bar kiya to dard hua 3 bar kiya to jalan hui 4 bar kiya to smoothly hua . . . . . . Ye SHAVING ki bat Hi alag hai

198.

SardrJi Ne Amlet Banane K Liye Anda TodaTo Dekha Anda EkDam Khali Tha Srdar Bola IsKi Maa Ka, AajKal Murge Bhi Condom Pahanne Lage.

199.

Jungle me 1admi kapde utar kr naha raha tha, sare janwar badi zor se hase . admi-kya hua? salo Q Haste ho! . janwar: Arre Teri punch to aage h!

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200.

Imagine the punch line if all the big companies start selling CONDOMS? Pepsodent Condom- Raat bhar dhishum dhishum Colgate Condom- Ye hai hamara suraksha chakra Nokia Condom- Connecting peopleMRF Condom- Extra Rubber, Extra Mileage Moov Condom- Ah se Ahaa ta Mirinda Condom- Zor kajatka dhire se lage Godrej hair die Condom- kaato, kholo, lagao Sprite Condom- Bujaye only pyaas baaki all bakwaas TataSky Condom- Isko laga dala toh life jingalla..

201.

A modern shayari- Aankh kya maarti h maar de talvar... Gaur farmaiye Aankh kya maarti h maar de talvar, Karti h saccha pyaar to khol de salvar

203.

Ladkiyo me 3 khubiya hoti hai,1st-Bina Chot Lage Blood Nikalta hai, 2nd-Bina Ghas khaye Dudh Deti he, 3rd-Bina Touch kiye 2 inch ko 6 inch ka kar Deti he.

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204.

Sbse pavitra chez agr h to wo h Lund. Kyoki lund bahut vinamra h, hmesha jhuka rehta h. Sehanshil h, apne se kai guna jyada bojh uthata h. Lund dayalu h, har ladki ki goud bharne me sahayak hota h. Lund asli guru h, vo hmesha apne do shishyo (latura or gatura)ka sath ni chodta. Lund me saadgi h. Jb sara sansar a.c me sota ¿ wo ek choti si gufa me rat guzarta h. Lund adarniya h. kyuki wo hr naari ko dek kr khada ho jta h. Lund devta h,Chahe kitna modo marodo usme se amrit hi niklta h, Jai ho lund maharaj ki..! agr tum asli lund-dhari ho to is msg ko aag ki trh felaa do...

205.

Ladki ko Piche se koi ungli kar ke bhag gaya, ladki piche khade Budhe se boli ye Miss call kis ne mara?Budha dhoti utha k bola meri to validity khatm hogayi hai.