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Bekimon Funny Jokes and Bading na Banat

We've already featured wide collections of funny jokes, conversation, quotes andbanat with Boy Banat, Girl Banat and more from different stereotypes. Pick yourmost favorite Bekimon Funny Jokes and Bading na Banat here and share itwith your gay friends out there.

Now, here's another compilation of some of the funniest and naughtiest jokes andbanat of our beloved beki's. Enjoy reading!

Boy Banat: miss para kang chicharonGirl Banat: bakit?Boy Banat: ang sarap mong papakin!(Bakla umepal)Bakla: ako rin parang chicharon!Boy Banat: oo. Bwiset! nakaka-high blood ka!

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Holdapan. (Beki version)Pulis1: Hoy chakadal! Nandito na si Darna! Sumuko na jokaw! Super surroundingska na namin teh!Holdaper: Wiiit! Keribels ko kayo teh! Jokoy pa! Tumbang preso yan si Darna sajokin! Wa itas bag!Pulis1: Ay mataray na echuserang froglet ka ha! Mga baklitas! Sugod na jutams!Pulis2: Narinig niyo si Mother Earth! Gora na mga sisteret! Shuplak!

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Beki at Boy sa cr namanBakla: ang laki naman ng dongdong moBoy: wag mo tong tingnan! PuT@! Ihahampas ko to sa mukha mo!Bakla: wow! pramis ha?

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Mga Bekimon Naglalaro ng Tagu-Taguan-Shogu-shoguanning ning galore ng buwanpag-counting ng krompunaka shogu na kayey-jisa, krolawa, shotlo, kyopat, jima, kyonim, nyitoert, walochi, syamert, krompu-TAYA: mga beki andetrax na si atashi!

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Sa may Miss Gay pageant (question and answer portion)HOST: how can we uplift our economy today even though we are under economiccrisisBAKLA: (namutla) mga bakla! Akala ko ba miss gay ito? Quizbee pala

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Juan: Pare, lagyan mo nga ako ng tattoo!Pedro: Bakit naman?Juan: Napapagkamalan kasi akong bading.Pedro: Ganun ba? Sige. Saan mo gusto?Juan: Sa kilay pre! para mukhang suplada.

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(EXCUSE LETTER ng Nanay ni Bekimon)Dear Teacheret,

Kamustasa kalabasa? Keri ka lang ba?Bet kong italak sayez na witit makakajosok sa skulembang si junakis ngayonchi.Rarampage si atashi now at bet kong kajoin force si bebemon.Ispluk ni junakis na may periodical examinelya silachina.Sana ay givlakan mo itey ng bonggang bonggang espesyalinda examinelya.

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Juan: Pedro, parang malalim ang iniisip mo!Pedro: Nanaginip ako kagabi kasama ko raw ang 50 contestants ng Ms.Universe.Juan: Swerte mo! Anong problema mo?

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Pedro: Juan ako ang Nanalo!

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Pedro: Pare, hiwalay na kami ni misis. Pinapili nya ako. Pagibig daw ba o kaibigan?Juan: So, kaya ka nandito ngay0n dahil ang pinili m0 kaibigan?Pedro: nagkakamali ka pare. Pagibig ang pinili ko. I love you pare!

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Minsan nakabangga ni Inday si BekimonINDAY: How dare you, ignorant road occupant! Moving with such acceleration thatcause elastic collision between my porcelain beauty and your grubby apparency ofskin!BEKIMON: Bombalesh kang muchacha ka! Kenshulares mo makemer ang skinkong beautilicious! Never mo matorbokels and feslak ketch kung ayaw merchenelyn makondrak chorva kita! Hala! Chupi!!!INDAY: (nosebleed)

Tatay: anak bakla ka ba?Anak: opo..sabay lubog ng mukha ng anak s harina.Tatay:ANO? ngay0n la2ki ka na ba?anak:geisha n po..nagalit ang tatay sabay nilubog mukha ng anak s baldeng puno ng tubig..Tatay:!@#$ anu ka na?! SAGOT!anak:dyesebel n po..nagalit lalo ang tatay..kaya pinaso nya ito ng plantsa hnggang ito'y mangitim..Tatay:!@#$% ka! ano k n ngayon!anak: ako n po c beyonce!

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Son: Itay, pinagalitan ako ng titser ko!Dad: Bakit?Son: Hinalikan ko po ang seatmate ko.Dad: Tong anak ko, manang mana. Hehehe. Eh, masarap ba?Son: Opo, pogi po sya eh.

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BF: hindi na matutuloy kasal natin.GF: huh!? bakit naman?BF: kuya mo kasi eh!GF: hindi noh.gusto ka kaya ng kuya ko!BF: un na nga eh; gusto ko din siya!

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