Watch the following clips of MONTAGES. On your ½ sheet of paper, write what you think the message of the montage is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwvoTDoO9Hg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOQ2wnxBJZQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlO2gBheb34

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_qw9CcY1sg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhx6RC8omIM

Be All that You Can BeBe All that You Can Be

The U.S. Army has long lured recruits with The U.S. Army has long lured recruits with the slogan “Be All You Can Be,” but now the slogan “Be All You Can Be,” but now soldiers and their families can receive soldiers and their families can receive

plastic surgery, including breast plastic surgery, including breast enlargements, on the taxpayers’ dime. enlargements, on the taxpayers’ dime.

Updated: 10:34 a.m. ET July 22, 2004Updated: 10:34 a.m. ET July 22, 2004

NEW YORK -NEW YORK -

““Bigger breasts offered as perk to Bigger breasts offered as perk to

U.S. soldiersU.S. soldiers --- ---Plastic surgery Plastic surgery available on taxpayers' dime”available on taxpayers' dime”

In 2003, there were 384 liposuctions, 288 tummy tucks, 261 breast augmentations, 135 facelifts and 69 nose jobs performed in U.S. military hospitals.

Using current rates, it’s a tab of almost two million taxpayer dollars!

I wondered if this offer was true. Now, here it is in black and white from I wondered if this offer was true. Now, here it is in black and white from msn.commsn.com. Amazing! Should I take advantage and be the woman I’ve . Amazing! Should I take advantage and be the woman I’ve

always wanted to be? Pamela Anderson can have her beaches; I want always wanted to be? Pamela Anderson can have her beaches; I want to be the tough female with the great body. The New Rambo for the to be the tough female with the great body. The New Rambo for the

2121stst century. century.

Army fatigues, black boots, she sits casually eating her celery. Army fatigues, black boots, she sits casually eating her celery.

Her shirt unbuttoned to show her new look, she exudes Her shirt unbuttoned to show her new look, she exudes confidence—and looks!confidence—and looks!

““What’s new with you? You look great? Did you get a new What’s new with you? You look great? Did you get a new hairdo?”hairdo?”

““No, it’s just the life of the army. It’s done me wonders.”No, it’s just the life of the army. It’s done me wonders.”

Maybe she’s born with it.Maybe she’s born with it.

The Real Thing.The Real Thing.

Reach out and Touch SomeoneReach out and Touch Someone

Not exactly what the Indiana Pacers player had in Not exactly what the Indiana Pacers player had in mind when he began his game. An on-court scuffle quickly mind when he began his game. An on-court scuffle quickly became a beverage-doused player; shock turned to anger became a beverage-doused player; shock turned to anger and up to the stands he went, pounding anyone in his way. and up to the stands he went, pounding anyone in his way.

Typical American competition? Or is this a society Typical American competition? Or is this a society that feels entitled to intervene, to judge, to criticize, and to that feels entitled to intervene, to judge, to criticize, and to get involved. get involved.

Naaah…Sport is what you make it… For boys who were always men.

Carter is 9 and high time that we get those BOZOS who Carter is 9 and high time that we get those BOZOS who can’t play…off the field, court, or mound. I’m tired of ‘nice-can’t play…off the field, court, or mound. I’m tired of ‘nice-

talking’ with the parents of kids who truly don’t care. talking’ with the parents of kids who truly don’t care. Shouldn’t I take the Pistons’ fan’s lead and douse the Shouldn’t I take the Pistons’ fan’s lead and douse the parents out of the gym? I know they’d take their kid parents out of the gym? I know they’d take their kid

somewhere else. Why shouldn’t I? Maybe Carter should somewhere else. Why shouldn’t I? Maybe Carter should join a boxing gym; throwing a right hook could come in join a boxing gym; throwing a right hook could come in

handy.handy.

One of the greatest pleasures you can have.One of the greatest pleasures you can have.

““Man admits using Taser on wife’s Man admits using Taser on wife’s grandmother in dispute over infant” grandmother in dispute over infant”

Updated: 10:43 p.m. MT Jan 26, 2007Updated: 10:43 p.m. MT Jan 26, 2007

What an easy solution! Having an argument with my husband…he won’t listen and continues playing video games…

ZAP!!

Husband quieted and soon washing the dishes I wanted him to. Power is something I never considered wanting, but I feel the tigress inside, roaring.

More feline than ever.

Feel it in minutes. Lasts for hoursFeel it in minutes. Lasts for hours

Still sleepy after your first three double Still sleepy after your first three double espressos? Try eating your way to wired. espressos? Try eating your way to wired. Caffeinated doughnuts could be the next new Caffeinated doughnuts could be the next new thing in nutriceutical fast-food to hit your drive-thing in nutriceutical fast-food to hit your drive-through or walk-up breakfast stop. through or walk-up breakfast stop.

Each pastry, or bagel if you were to prefer Each pastry, or bagel if you were to prefer this caffeine-delivery system, would contain a jolt this caffeine-delivery system, would contain a jolt worth one to two cups of coffee, thanks to years worth one to two cups of coffee, thanks to years of experiments and brainstorms performed by of experiments and brainstorms performed by molecular biologist Robert Bohannon. molecular biologist Robert Bohannon.

Make way for the Buzz Donut and the Make way for the Buzz Donut and the Buzzed Bagel. Buzzed Bagel. Updated: 10:53 a.m. MT Jan 26, 2007Updated: 10:53 a.m. MT Jan 26, 2007

Vitalizes body and mind.

So, go for it, I say: nip, tuck, zap, and jolt---AND…So, go for it, I say: nip, tuck, zap, and jolt---AND…

Be All that You Can Be All that You Can BeBe