AYLESBURY UKE JAM’S

2016 TRIBUTE

LADIES & GENTLEMEN (fill in the gap) HAS JUST LEFT THE BUILDING

SONGS BY ……. PRINCE …. LEMMY …. KEITH EMERSON …. GREG LAKE …. CRAIG

GILL …. GEORGE MICHAEL … PRINCE BUSTER ….. SCOTTY MOORE …. DAVID

BOWIE ….. KEN BARRIE ... LEONARD COHEN …… BLACK …. MAURICE WHITE …..

GEORGE MARTIN …. PETE BURNS …RICK PARFITT BOBBY VEE …GLENN FREY

IN MY LIFE G D G D G D Em G7 C Cm G There are places I'll remember all my li----ife though some have changed, G D Em G7 C Cm G Some forever not for better, some have go----ne and some remain. Em C F G All these places had their moments, with lovers and friends I still can recall, Em A Cm G Some are dead and some are living, in my life I've loved them all. G D G D Em G7 C Cm G But of all these friends and lovers, there is no ---one compares with you, G D Em G7 C Cm G And these memories lose their meaning, when I think of love as something new. Em C F G Though I know I'll never lose affection for people and things that went before, Em A7 Cm G I know I'll often stop and think about them, in my life I'll love you more. G D Em G7 C Cm G X2 Em C F G Though I know I'll never lose affection for people and things that went before, Em A7 Cm G I know I'll often stop and think about them, in my life I'll love you more. G D Cm G In my life I'll love you more. Cm G In my life I'll love you more.

ALL MY LOVING

Dm G C Am Close your eyes and I'll kiss you tomorrow I'll miss you F Dm Bb G7 re-member I'll always be true Dm G C Am And then while I'm a-way I'll write home every-day F G C and I'll send all my loving to you

Dm G C Am I'll pre-tend that I'm kissing the lips I am missing F Dm Bb G7 and hope that my dreams will come true Dm G C Am And then while I'm a-way I'll write home every-day F G C and I'll send all my loving to you

Am E+ C Am E+ C All my loving I will send to you All my loving darling I'll be true

Dm G C Am Close your eyes and I'll kiss you tomorrow I'll miss you F Dm Bb G7 re-member I'll always be true Dm G C Am And then while I'm a-way I'll write home every-day F G C and I'll send all my loving to you

Am E+ C Am E+ C All my loving I will send to you All my loving darling I'll be true

Am C Am C All my loving All my loving All my loving I will send to you

SO LONG, MARIANNE

G Am C G Come over to the window, my little darling I'd like to try to read your palm F C Em D Dsus4 D D7

I used to think I was some sort of gypsy boy before I let you take me home

[Chorus] G Em Now so long, Marianne, It's time that we began D Dsus4 D D7 D Dsus4 D D7 G Gsus4 G to laugh and cry and cry and laugh about it all again

G Am C G Well you know that I love to live with you but you make me forget so very much F C Em D Dsus4 D D7 I forget to pray for the angels and then the angels forget to pray for us

[Chorus]

We met when we were almost young deep in the green lilac park You held on to me like I was a crucifix as we went kneeling through the dark

[Chorus]

Your letters they all say that you're beside me now then why do I feel so alone I'm standing on a ledge and your fine spider web is fastening my ankle to a stone

[Chorus]

Now so long, Marianne, It's time that we began to laugh and cry and cry and laugh about it all again

For now I need your hidden love I'm cold as a new razor blade You left when I told you I was curious I never said that I was brave

[Chorus]

Oh, you are really such a pretty one I see you've gone and changed your name again And just when I climbed this whole mountainside to wash my eyelids in the rain

[Chorus]

HALLELUJAH

C Am I heard there was a secret chord C Am That David played and it pleased the lord F G C G But you don't really care for music, do you? C F G Well it goes like this the fourth, the fifth Am F The minor fall and the major lift G Em Am The baffled king composing hallelujah

F Am F C G C Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelu- u –u -u- jah ....

Well your faith was strong but you needed proof You saw her bathing on the roof

Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you She tied you to her kitchen chair She broke your throne and she cut your hair And from your lips she drew the hallelujah

Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelu-u-u-u-jah ....

Baby I've been here before I've seen this room and I've walked this floor I used to live alone before I knew you I've seen your flag on the marble arch But love is not a victory march It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah

Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelu-u-u-u-jah ....

Well there was a time when you let me know What's really going on below But now you never show that to me do you But remember when I moved in you And the holy dove was moving too And every breath we drew was hallelujah

Well, maybe there's a god above But all I've ever learned from love Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew you It's not a cry that you hear at night It's not somebody who's seen the light It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah

Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelu-u-u-u-jah ....

DANCE ME TO THE END OF LOVE

Dm Am E7 Am

Dm Dance me to your beauty Am With a burning violin Dm Dance me through the panic Am Till I'm gathered safely in Dm Lift me like an olive branch Am And be my homeward dove E7 Am Dance me to the end of love E7 Am Dance me to the end of love

Let me see your beauty When the witnesses are gone Let me feel you moving Like they do in Babylon Show me slowly what I only Know the limits of Dance me to the end of love Dance me to the end of love

Dance me to the wedding now Dance me on and on Dance me very tenderly and Dance me very long We're both of us beneath our love We're both of us above Dance me to the end of love Dance me to the end of love

Dance me to the children Who are asking to be born Dance me through the curtains That our kisses have outworn Raise a tent of shelter now Though every thread is torn Dance me to the end of love Dance me to the end of love

Dance me to your beauty With a burning violin Dance me through the panic Till I'm gathered safely in Touch me with your naked hand Or touch me with your glove Dance me to the end of love Dance me to the end of love

WONDERFUL LIFE

Intro: [Dm] [F]

[Dm] Here I go out to [F] sea again The sunshine fills my [Dm] hair and dreams hang in the [F] air [Dm]Gulls in the sky and in [F] my blue eyes You know it feels un[Dm]fair There's magic every[F]where

CHORUS

[Dm]Look at me [Gm]standing [Dm]Here on my own [Gm]again [Dm]Up straight in the [F]sunshine [F] [Gm] No need to [Dm]run and [F]hide It's a [F]wonderful, [Gm]wonderful [C]life No need to [Dm]laugh and [F]cry It's a [F]wonderful, [Gm]wonderful [C]life

[Dm]The sun's in your eyes, the heat is [F]in your hair They seem to hate you[Dm]__ Because you're [F]there And [Dm]I need a friend, oh I [F]need a friend to make me happy[Dm]__ Not stand there on my [F]own

CHORUS

I [Dm]need a friend, oh I [F]need a friend to make me happy[Dm]__ Not so alone___[F] [Dm]Look at me [Gm]here [Dm]Here on my own [Gm]again [Dm]Up straight in the [F]sunshine [F] [Gm] No need to [Dm]run and [F]hide It's a [F]wonderful, [Gm]wonderful [C]life No need to [Dm]laugh and [F]cry It's a [F]wonderful, [Gm]wonderful [C]life

YOU SPIN ME ROUND

Am Am D Yeah I, I get to know your name Am D Well and I, could trace your private number baby-y Am C All I know is that to me You look like you're lots of fun D E Am Open up your lovin' arms I want some

Am D Well I, I set my sights on you (and no one else will do) Am D And I, I've got to have my way now baby-y Am C All I know is that to me You look like you're havin' fun D E Am Open up your lovin' arms Watch out, here I come

CHORUS Am C G Am You spin me right round, baby Right round, like a record, baby D E Right round round round x2

Am D I, (I, I, I,) I got be your friend now, baby-y Am D And I, (I, I, I,) would like to move in just a little bit closer (a little bit closer) Am C All I know is that to me You look like you're lots of fun D E Am Open up your lovin' arms Watch out, here I come

CHORUS

Am D I want your loooo-o-o-oo-o-o-oooove x2 Am C All I know is that to me You look like you're lots of fun D E Am Open up your lovin' arms Watch out, here I come

REPEAT CHORUS A LOT UNTIL END (with “I want your love”… “I need your love” )

SORROW

G 1. With your long blond hair and your eyes of blue, C G the only thing I ever got from you was sorrow, sorrow. G 2. You’re acting funny, trying to spend my money, C G you’re out there playing your high class games of sorrow, sorrow. G 3. You never do what you know you ought to, C G something tells me you’re the devil’s daughter, sorrow, sorrow. D C - G Uh, uh. 4. I tried to find her ‘cause I can’t resist her, I never knew just how much I missed her, sorrow, sorrow. 5. With your long blond hair and your eyes of blue, the only thing I ever got from you was sorrow, sorrow. D - C - G Uhuhuhu, uhuhuhu. F G With your long blond hair, I couldn’t sleep last night, F ~ ~ ~ with your long blond hair……

HEROES

D G X4 D G I - I wish you could swim D G Like the dolphins - like dolphins can swim C D Though nothing - nothing will keep us together Am Em D We can beat them forever and ever C G D Oh we can be Heroes just for one day D G X4 I - I will be King And you - you will be Queen For nothing will drive them away We can be Heroes - just for one day We can be honest - just for one day I - I can remember (I remember) Standing by the wall (By the wall) And the guards shot above our heads (Over our heads) And we kissed as though nothing would fall (Nothing could fall) And the shame was on the other side Oh we can beat them forever and ever Then we can be Heroes just for one day D G X2 D G D G D We can be Heroes We can be Heroes G D G We can be Heroes just for one day We can be Heroes ……… to fade

Space Oddity [F] / / / | [Em] / / / | [F] / / / | [Em] / / / | [C] Ground Control to Major [Em] Tom [C] Ground Control to Major [Em] Tom [Am] Take your [Am7] protein pills and [D7] put your helmet on [C] (10) Ground Cont-(9)rol to Major [Em] (8) Tom (7) [C] (6) Commencing (5) countdown engines [Em] (4) on (3) [Am] (2) Check ig- [Am7] (1) nition and may [D7] God’s love (Lift Off!) be with you Fast strum, sliding Bm7 shape slowly up the neck for 3 bars - spaceship noises [C] This is Ground Control to Major [E7] Tom You’ve really made the [F] grade And the [Fm] papers want to [C] know whose shirts you [F] wear Now it’s [Fm] time to leave the [C] capsule if you [F] dare [C] This is Major Tom to Ground Con-[E7]trol I’m stepping through the [F] door And I’m [Fm] floating in a [C] most peculiar [F] way And the [Fm] stars look very [C] different to-[F]day For [F] here am I [Em] sitting in a tin can [F] Far above the [Em] world [Bb] Planet Earth is [Am] blue and there’s [G] nothing I can [F] do C F F G G A A A

C F F G G A A A

[F] / / / | [Em7] / / / | [A] / / / | [C] / / / | [D] / / / | [E] / / / | / / / / | [C] Though I’m past one hundred thousand [E7] miles I’m feeling very [F] still And I [Fm] think my spaceship [C] knows which way to [F] go Tell my [Fm] wife I love her [C] very much, she [F] knows [G] Ground Control to [E7] Major Tom Your [Am] circuit’s dead there’s [Am7] something wrong Can you [D7] hear me Major Tom Can you [C] hear me Major Tom Can you [G] hear me Major Tom Can you ... [F] Here am I [Em] floating in a tin can [F] Far above the [Em] moon [Bb] Planet Earth is [Am] blue and there’s [G] nothing I can [F] do C F F G G A A A

C F F G G A A A

[F] / / / | [Em7] / / / | [A] / / / | [C] / / / | [D] / / / | [E] / / / | / / / / | [F] / / / | [Em7] / / / | [A] / / / | [C] / / / | [D] / / / | [E] / / / | /

ASHES TO ASHES

Am – G – Dm – x4 Am G - Em - C 1. Do you remember a guy that's been in such an early song, - D I've heard a rumor from ground control. - F Oh no, don't say it's true, they got a message from the action man. C Em F I'm happy, hope you're happy, too, G E I've loved, all I've needed love, sordid details following. A - E The shrieking of nothing is killing, just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis, - G D and I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair, F C - Em but I’m hoping to kick when this planet is glowing. F G C Am Ashes to Ashes funk to funky, we know Major Tom's a junky, F G Am G - Dm strung out in heaven's high, hitting an all time low.

Am – G – Dm x4 Am

2. Time and again I tell myself, I'll stay clean tonight, but the little green wheels are following me, oh no not again. I'm stuck with a valuable friend, I'm happy, hope you're happy too, one flash of light but no smoking pistol. I've never done good things I've never done bad things, I've never did anything out of the blue. I want an axe to break the ice, I want to come down right now. Ashes to Ashes funk to funky, we know Major Tom's a junky, strung out in heaven's high, hitting an all time low.

Am – G – Dm to finish My mama said to get things done, you'd better not mess with Major Tom.

Ace of Spades

A x 4 C A X 2 If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man You win some, lose some, it's all the same to me

G. D A x 2 The pleasure is to play, it makes no difference what you say G. D I don't share your greed, the only card I need is the A Ace of Spades the Ace of Spades A x 2

C A x 2 Playin' for the high one, dancin' with the devil Going with the flow, it's all a game to me

G. D 7 or 11, snake eyes watching you A x 2 G. D Double up or quit, double stake or split A the Ace of Spades the Ace of Spades A x 2

A A You know I'm born to lose and gamblin's made for fools A G E7 But that's the way I like it baby I don't want to live forever and don't forget the joker AX4

C A x 2 Pushing up the ante, I know you got to see me Read 'em and weep,the dead man's hand again

G. D I see it in your eyes, take one look and die A x 2 G. D The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be A the Ace of Spades the Ace of Spades A x 4 (A G A) X3

BLUE SUEDE SHOES

C Well, its one for the money, C Two for the show, C Three to get ready, C C C Now go, cat, go. F C But dont you step on my blue suede shoes. G F C You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes. C Well, you can knock me down, C Step in my face, C Slander my name C All over the place. C C C Do anything that you want to do, but uh-uh, C C C Honey, lay off of my shoes F C Dont you step on my blue suede shoes. G F C You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes. You can burn my house, Steal my car, Drink my liquor From an old fruitjar. Do anything that you want to do, but uh-uh, Honey, lay off of my shoes Dont you step on my blue suede shoes. You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes

EIGHT DAYS A WEEK [C] [D7] [F] [C] [C] Ooh I need your [D7] love babe [F] guess you know it's [C] true [C] Hope you need my [D7] love babe [F] just like I need [C] you [Am] Hold me [F] love me [Am] hold me [D7] love me [C] Ain't got nothing but [D7] love babe [F] eight days a [C] week [C] Love you every [D7] day girl [F] always on my [C] mind [C] One thing I can [D7] say girl [F] love you all the [C] time [Am] Hold me [F] love me [Am] hold me [D7] love me [C] Ain't got nothing but [D7] love babe [F] eight days a [C] week [G] Eight days a week I [Am] love you [D7] Eight days a week is [F] not enough to [G7] show I care [C] Ooh I need your [D7] love babe [F] guess you know it's [C] true [C] Hope you need my [D7] love babe [F] just like I need [C] you [Am] Hold me [F] love me [Am] hold me [D7] love me [C] Ain't got nothing but [D7] love babe [F] eight days a [C] week [G] Eight days a week I [Am] love you [D7] Eight days a week is [F] not enough to [G7] show I care [C] Love you every [D7] day girl [F] always on my [C] mind [C] One thing I can [D7] say girl [F] love you all the [C] time [Am] Hold me [F] love me [Am] hold me [D7] love me [C] Ain't got nothing but [D7] love babe [F] eight days a [C] week [F] Eight days a [C] week [F] eight days a [C] week [C] [D7] [F] [C]

HOTEL CALIFORNIA

Intro : [Am][E7][G][D][F][C][Dm][E7] x2 [Am]On a dark desert highway, [E7]cool wind in my hair [G]Warm smell of colitas, [D]rising through the air [F]Up ahead in the distance, [C]I saw a shimmering light [Dm]My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim, [E7]I had to stop for the night

[Am]There she stood in the doorway, [E7]I heard the mission bell [G]And I was thinking to myself: this could be [D]heaven or this could be hell [F]Then she lit up a candle [C]and she showed me the way [Dm]There were voices down the corridor; [E7]I thought I heard them say:

"[F]Welcome to the Hotel Califor[C]nia [E7]Such a lovely place (such a lovely place), such a [Am]lovely face [F]Plenty of room at the Hotel Califor[C]nia Any [Dm]time of year (any time of year), you can [E7]find it here"

[Am]Her mind is Tiffany twisted, [E7]she got the Mercedes Benz [G]She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, [D]that she calls friends [F]How they dance in the courtyard, [C]sweet summer sweat [Dm]Some dance to remember, [E7]some dance to forget

[Am]So I called up the captain, "[E7]Please bring me my wine", He said [G]"We haven't had that spirit here since [D]nineteen sixty-nine" [F]And still those voices are calling from [C]far away [Dm]Wake you up in the middle of the night, [E7]just to hear them say:

"[F]Welcome to the Hotel Califor[C]nia [E7]Such a lovely place (such a lovely place), such a [Am]lovely face They [F]livin' it up at the Hotel Califor[C]nia What a [Dm]nice surprise (what a nice surprise), bring your [E7]alibis"

[Am]Mirrors on the ceiling, [E7]the pink champagne on ice, and she said "[G]We are all just prisoners here, [D]of our own device" [F]And in the master's chambers, [C]they gathered for the feast [Dm]They stab it with their steely knives but they [E7]just can't kill the beast

[Am]Last thing I remember, I was [E7]running for the door [G]I had to find the passage back to the [D]place I was before "[F]Relax," said the night man, "We are [C]programmed to receive [Dm]You can check out any time you like, but [E7]you can never leave"

LET IT BE

C G Am F

When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary comes to me

C G F Em Dm C

Speaking words of wisdom let it be

C G Am F

And in my hour of darkness she is standing right in front of me

C G F Em Dm C

Speaking words of wisdom let it be Chorus

Am G F C

Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be

C G F Em Dm C

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be Verse 2 And when the broken hearted people, living in the world agree There will be an answer, let it be But though they may be parted, there is still a chance that they will see There will be an answer, let it be Chorus (x2) Verse 3 And when the night is cloudy, there is still a light that shines on me Shine on till tomorrow, let it be I wake up to the sound of music, Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom, let it be Chorus (x3)..............................End.

KISS

E9 A7 You don't have to be beautiful... to turn me on, I just need your body, baby, from dusk till dawn, D7 You don't need ex - perience... to turn me out, A7 Just leave it all up to me, I'm gonna show you what it's all about!

[Chorus] E7 You don't have to be rich to be my girl, D7 You don't have to be cool to rule my world, E7 Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with, D7 I just want your extra time, and your...

E9 . ..kiss! A7 You gotta not talk dirty, baby, if you wanna impress me, You can't be too flirty, mama, I know how to undress me,...yeah, D7 I want to be your fantasy, maybe, you could be mine, A7 You just leave it all up to me, we could have a good time!

A7 Owwwww! I think I wanna dance now! A7 Woman, and girls,rule my world, I said, they rule my world, Act your age, mama, not your shoe size, Maybe we could do the twirl, D7 You don't have to watch Dynasty ...to have an attitude, A7 You just leave it all up to me, My love ...will be your food, ...yeah!

[Chorus]

MADNESS / ENJOY YOURSELF

C F C Madness, madness, they call it madness F C Madness, madness, they call it madness F C Bb A It's plain to see, That is what they mean to me C G C Madness, madness, they call it gladness C F C Madness, madness, they call it madness F C Madness, madness, they call it madness F C Bb A I'm about to explain, That someone is losing their brain C G C Madness, madness, they call it gladness

CHORUS C G7 C Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think Enjoy yourself, while you're still in the pink C7 F C G7 C The years go by, as quickly as you wink Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself, It's later than you think

C G7 C It's good to be wise when you're young 'Cos you can only be young but the once F C G7 C Enjoy yourself and have lots of fun So be glad and live life longer than you've ever done

CHORUS CHORUS X2 IN HIGHER KEY !!!!!

D A7 D Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think Enjoy yourself, while you're still in the pink D7 G D A7 D The years go by, as quickly as you wink Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself, It's later than you think

SILVER MACHINE G A C D x2

G A C D I just took a ride in a silver machine, and I'm still feeling mean G A Do you want to ride, see yourself going by C D the other side of the sky in a silver machine G A C D It flies sideways through time It's an electric line to your Zodiac sign D C D C I've got a Silver Machine x3 D I've got a Silver Machine LONG TRIPPY (KAZOO) INSTRUMENTAL THAT STAYS ON D

G A C D X2

G A It flies out of a dream C D it's antiseptically clean, you've got to know what I mean G A Do you want to ride, see yourself going by C D the other side of the sky in a silver machine G A C D I just took a ride in a silver machine, and I'm still feeling mean G A It flies sideways through time C D It's an electric line to your Zodiac sign D C D C I've got a Silver Machine TO FINISH

LYING EYES

(G) (Gmaj7) (C) (C) (Am) (D) (G) (G)

(G) City girls just (Gmaj7) seem to find out (C) early (Am) How to open doors with just a (D) smile A (G) rich old man and (Gmaj7) she won’t have to (C) worry She’ll (Am) dress up all in (C) lace and go in (G) style (C) (D)

(G) Late at night a (Gmaj7) big old house gets (C) lonely I guess (Am) every form of refuge has its (D) price And it (G) breaks her heart to (Gmaj7) think her love is (C) only Given (Am) to a man with (C) hands as cold as (G) ice (C) (D)

So she (G) tells him she must (Gmaj7) go out for the (C) evening To (Am) comfort an old friend who’s feelin’ (D) down But (G) he knows where she’s (Gmaj7) goin’ as she’s (C) leaving She is (Am) headed for the (C) cheating side of (G) town (C) (G)

You can’t (G) hide your lying eyes (C) (G) And your (Em7) smi..(Bm7)..le is a thin (Am) disguise (D) I thought by (G) now (G7) you’d real..(C)..ize (A) There (Am) ain’t no way to (D) hide your lying (G) eyes

(Gmaj7) (C) (C) (Am) (D) (G) (G)

On the (G) other side of (Gmaj7) town a boy is (C) waiting With (Am) fiery eyes and dreams no one could (D) steal She (G) drives on through the (Gmaj7) night antici.(C).pating Cause he (Am) makes her feel the (C) way she used to (G) feel (C) (D)

She (G) rushes to his (Gmaj7) arms, they fall to..(C)..gether She (Am) whispers that it’s only for a (D) while She (G) swears that soon she’ll be (Gmaj7) comin’ back for..(C)..ever She (Am) pulls away and (C) leaves him with a (G) smile (C) (G)

CHORUS (Gmaj7) (C) (C) (Am) (D) (G) (G)

(G) She gets up and (Gmaj7) pours herself a (C) strong one And (Am) stares out at the stars up in the (D) sky A..(G)..nother night, its (Gmaj7) gonna be a (C) long one She (Am) draws the shade and (C) hangs her head to (G) cry (C) (D)

(G) She wonders how it (Gmaj7) ever got this (C) crazy She (Am) thinks about a boy she knew in (D) school Did (G) she get tired or (Gmaj7) did she just get (C) lazy? She’s (Am) so far gone she (C) feels just like a (G) fool (C) (D)

(G) My, oh my, you (Gmaj7) sure know how to a..(C)..rrange things You (Am) set it up so well, so careful..(D)..ly Ain’t it (G) funny how your (Gmaj7) new life didn’t (C) change things You’re (Am) still the same old (C) girl you used to (G) be (C) (G)

CHORUS There (Am) ain’t no way to (D) hide your lying (G) eyes (Gmaj7) (Am) Honey you can’t (D) hide your lying (G) eyes (Gmaj7) (Am) (D) (G)

TAKE IT EASY

Intro (G) (G) (C) (D) (G) (G) (C) (D) (G) (G) Well I'm a (G) runnin' down the road try'n to loosen my load I've got seven women (D) on my (C) mind (G) Four that wanna own me, (D) two that wanna stone me (C) One says she's a friend of (G) mine Take it (Em) ea..(G)..sy, take it (C) ea..(G)..sy Don't let the (Am) sound of your own (C) wheels drive you (Em) crazy Lighten (C) up while you still (G) can Don't even (C) try to under..(G)..stand Just find a (Am) place to make your (C) stand, And take it (G) easy (G) (G) Well, I'm a (G) standin' on a corner in Winslow, Arizona Such a fine (D) sight to (C) see It's a (G) girl my lord in a (D) flat-bed Ford Slowin' (C) down to take a look at (G) me Come on, (Em) ba..(G)..by, don't say (C) may..(G)..be I gotta (Am) know if your sweet (C) love is gonna (Em) save me We may (C) lose and we may (G) win, though we may (C) never be here a..(G)..gain So open (Am) up I'm climbin' (C) in So take it (G) easy (G) (G) (G) (C) (G) (D) (C) (G) (Em) (D) (C) (G) (Am) (C) (G) (G) Well, I'm a (G) runnin' down the road tryin' to loosen my load Got a world of trouble (D) on my (C)mind (G) Lookin' for a lover who (D) won't blow my cover She's (C) so hard to (G) find Take it (Em) ea..(G)..sy, take it (C) ea..(G)..sy Don't let the (Am) sound of your own (C) wheels make you (Em) crazy Come on, (C) ba..(G)..by, don't say (C) may..(G)..be I gotta (Am) know if your sweet (C) love Is gonna (G) save me (C)ooh, (C)ooh, (G)ooh, (G)ooh, (C)ooh, (C)ooh, (G)ooh, (G)ooh, (C)ooh, (C)ooh Oh we got it (G) ea..(D)..(C)..sy We oughta take it (G) ea..(D)..(C)sy (Em) Yeah

POSTMAN PAT

G Em Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his black and white cat. C Am C Am Early in the morning, just as day is dawning, C D G He picks up all the post bags in his van. G Em Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his black and white cat. C Am C Am All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning, C D G Pat feels he's a really happy man.

FANFARE FOR THE COMMON MAN

For Kazoo and ukulele

C and F Apart from the der-der der-der dee dum dee dum bit Eb

Quiet start just on kazoos …… Then kazoos and ukes playing downstroke on first beat …… Then bass playing Eb ……. Then everythiing full tilt … ukes strumming, kazoos kazooing ….

ONE STEP BEYOND

Just Am and E7 … lots of kazoo and occasional “ONE STEP BEYOND”

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BOOGIE WONDERLAND

[Dm] [Em] [Am]

[Am]Dance, boogie wonder[Dm]land.[Em] [Am]Dance, boogie wonder[Dm]land.[Em]

[Am]Midnight creeps so slowly into [Dm]hearts of men Who [Em]need more than they get. [Am]Daylight deals a bad man to a [Dm]woman Who had [Em]laid too many bets. [Am]The mirror stares you in the [Dm]face and says, "Baby, [Em]uh, uh, it don't work." [Am]You say your prayers though you don't [Dm]care. You dance and you [Em]shake the hurt.

[Am]Dance, boogie wonder[Dm]land.[Em] [Am]Dance, boogie wonder[Dm]land.[Em]

{Am}Sounds fly through the night, I change my{Am}vinyl dreams To{Am}boogie wonderland.

{Am} I find romance When I start to {Dm} dance In boogie {Em} wonderland. {Am} I find romance When I start to {Dm} dance In boogie {Em} wonderland. [F]All [G]the [Em]love in the [Am]world can't be [Dm]gone. [F]All [G]the [Em]need to be [Am]loved can't be [Dm]wrong. [F]All [G]the [Em]records are [Am]playing, And my [Dm]heart keep [G]sayin', [Bm]Boogie [Em]wonder[Am]land, [Am/G]wonder[Dm]land.[Em]

[Am]Dance, boogie wonder[Dm]land.[Em] [Am]Dance, boogie wonder[Dm]land.[Em]

{Am} I find romance When I start to {Dm} dance In boogie {Em} wonderland. {Am} I find romance When I start to {Dm} dance In boogie {Em} wonderland.

[Am]Dance, boogie wonder[Dm]land.[Em] [Am]Dance, boogie wonder[Dm]land.[Em] [F]All [G]the [Em]love in the [Am]world can't be [Dm]gone. [F]All [G]the [Em]need to be [Am]loved can't be [Dm]wrong. [F]All [G]the [Em]records are [Am]playing, And my [Dm]heart keep [G]sayin', [Bm]Boogie [Em]wonder[Am]land, [Am/G]wonder[Dm]land.[Em] .

[Am]Dance, boogie wonder[Dm]land.[Em] [Am]Dance, boogie wonder[Dm]land.[Em] {Am} I find romance When I start to {Dm} dance In boogie {Em} wonderland. {Am} I find romance When I start to {Dm} dance In boogie {Em} wonderland. [Am]Dance, boogie wonder[Dm]land.[Em] [Am]Dance, boogie wonder[Dm]land.[Em]

THIS IS HOW IT FEELS C Am HUSBAND DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DONE C Am KIDS DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH MOM C Am SHE CAN'T SAY, THEY CANT SEE C Am PUTTING IT DOWN TO ANOTHER BAD DAY C Am DADDY DON’T KNOW WHAT HE'S DONE C Am KIDS DONT KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH MOM CHORUS: C E7 SO THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO BE LONELY Am F THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO BE SMALL C THIS IS HOW IT FEELS WHEN YOUR G C G WORLD MEANS NOTHING AT ALL. (same as first verse) BLACK CAR DRIVES THRU THE TOWN SOME GUY FROM THE TOP ESTATE LEFT A NOTE FOR A LOCAL GIRL AND YET HE HAD IT ALL ON A PLATE CHORUS 1ST VERSE CHORUS CHORUS Am C nothing at all (3x)

THE WONDER OF YOU D D7 D G Em Am D G Em When no-one else can understand me Am D D7 When everything I do is wrong G Em You give me love and consolation Am D D7 You give me hope to carry on G Em C D E E7 And you're always there to lend a hand In everything I do C D7 G Em Am D That's the wonder The wonder of you G Em And when you smile the world is brighter Am D D7 You touch my hand and I m a king G Em Your love to me is worth a fortune Am D D7 Your love for me is everything G Em C D E E7 I guess I'll never know the reason why You love me as you do C D7 G Em Am D That's the wonder The wonder of you G Em Am D D7 G Em Am D D7 G Em C D E E7 I guess I'll never know the reason why You love me as you do C D7 G D G That's the wonder The wonder of you

THE NIGHT HAS A THOUSAND EYES C Eb F 2x C Am Dm F C Eb F They say that you're a runaround lover, though you say, it isn't so C Am D7 D G7 G But if you put me down for another, I'll know, believe me, I'll know CHORUS Am Dm C 'Cause the night has a thousand eyes, and a thousand eyes, can't help but see Dm F G C Dm G C Am if you, are true to me So remember when you tell those little white lies, Dm G G7 C that the night, has a thousand eyes C Am Dm F C Eb F You say that you're at home when you phone me, and how much you really care C Am D7 D G7 G Though you keep telling me that you're lonely, I'll know if someone is there CHORUS C Am Dm F C Eb F One of these days you're gonna be sorry, 'cause your game I'm gonna play C Am D7 D G7 G And you'll find out without really trying, Each time that my kisses stray CHORUS Dm G C Am So remember when you tell those little white lies, Dm G G7 C that the night, has a thousand eyes C Eb F 2x

PURPLE RAIN C Am G F C Am I never meant to cause you any sorrow G F I never meant to cause you any pain C Am I only wanted to one time to see you laughing G C I only wanted to see you laughing in the purple rain F C Purple rain, purple rain Purple rain, purple rain Am G C Purple rain, purple rain I only wanted to see you Bathing in the purple rain C Am I never wanted to be your weekend lover G F I only wanted to be some kind of friend C Am Baby, I could never steal you from another G C It's such a shame our friendship had to end F C Purple rain, purple rain Purple rain, purple rain Am G C Purple rain, purple rain I only wanted to see you Bathing in the purple rain C Am Honey, I know, I know I know times are changing G F It's time we all reach out For something new, that means you too C Am You say you want a leader But you can't seem to make up your mind G C I think you better close it And let me guide you to the purple rain F C Purple rain, purple rain Purple rain, purple rain Am G C Purple rain, purple rain I only wanted to see you Bathing in the purple rain

FAITH Well, I guess it would be [C] nice if I could touch your body I know not [F] everybody has got a body like [C] you But I've got to think [C] twice before I give my heart away And I know [F] all the games you play because I play them [C] too

Oh, but I [F] need some time off from [C] that emotion [F] Time to pick my heart up off the [C] floor Oh, when that [F] love comes down with [C] out [Am] devotion Well, it [Dm] takes a strong man baby, but I'm [G] showing you the door

'Cause I gotta have [C] faith, I gotta have faith Because I gotta have faith, faith, faith, I gotta have faith, faith, faith

Baby, I know you're asking me to stay Say please, please, please don't go away You say I'm giving you the blues Maybe, huh, you mean every word you say I can't help but think of yesterday And another who tied me down to loverboy rules

Before this river becomes an ocean Before you throw my heart back on the floor Oh, oh baby I'll reconsider my foolish notion Well I need someone to hold me but I'll wait for something more

Yes I gotta have faith, ooh I gotta have faith Because I gotta have faith, faith, faith I gotta have faith, faith, faith

solo

Before this river becomes an ocean Before you throw my heart back on the floor Oh, oh baby I'll reconsider my foolish notion Well I need someone to hold me but I'll wait for something more

Cause I gotta have faith, ooh I gotta have faith Because I gotta have faith, faith, faith I gotta have faith, faith, faith

PICTURES OF MATCHSTICK MEN Intro: A: 5 5 5 5 5 3 3 3 7 7 7 7 7 5 5 5 345 5 5 5 5 5 5 345 5 5 5 5 5 5 [D] [F] [C] [G] [D] [F] [C] [G] [D] When I look up [F] to the sky I [C] see your eyes a [G] funny kind of [D] yellow [F] [C] [G] I rush [D] home to bed I [F] soak my head I [C] see your face [G] underneath my [D] pillow [F] [C] [G] I [D] wake next morning [F] tired still yawning [C] See your face come [G] peeking through my [D] window [F] [C] [G] [D] [G] Pictures of [A] matchstick men and [D] you [D7] [G] Mirages of [A] matchstick men and [D] you [D7] [G] All I ever [A] see is them and [D] you [F] [C] [G] [D] [F] [C] [G] [D] [D] E: 2 3 2 0 2 [D] [D] E: 2 3 2 0 2 A: 5 5 5 5 5 3 3 3 7 7 7 7 7 5 5 5 345 5 5 5 5 5 5 345 5 5 5 5 5 5 [D] [F] [C] [G] [D] [Bb] Windows echo your reflection [F] When I look in their direction [C] gone [Bb] When will this haunting stop Your [F] face it just won’t leave me a[A]lone A: 4 5 4 2 4 [D] [D] E: 2 3 2 0 2 [G] Pictures of [A] matchstick men and [D] you [D7] [G] Mirages of [A] matchstick men and [D] you [D7] [G] All I ever [A] see is them and [D] you You [F] in the sky you [C] with this guy you [G] make men cry you [D] lie You [F] in the sky you [C] with this guy you [G] make men cry you [D] lie [F] [C] [G] A: 5 5 5 5 5 3 3 3 7 7 7 7 7 5 5 5 345 5 5 5 5 5 5 345 5 5 5 5 5 5 [D] Pictures of [F] matchstick men [C] pictures of [G] matchstick men [D] Pictures of [F] matchstick men [C] pictures of [G] matchstick men [D]

ROCKIN’ ALL OVER THE WORLD

C Here we are, and here we are, and here we go, F All aboard and we're hittin' the road, C G C Here we go, rockin' all over the world. C Giddy up, and giddy up, and get away, F We're going crazy and we're going today, C G C Here we go, rockin' all over the world . C And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, F I la la la like it, la la la like it, C G C Here we go, rockin' all over the world. C I'm gonna tell your mama what you’re gonna do, F So come on out with your dancin' shoes, C G C Here we go, rockin' all over the world.

WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO

C C C C Jitterbug, jitterbug, jitterbug, jitterbug

C Dm C You put the boom boom into my heart, you send my soul sky high when your loving starts, C Dm C A jitterbug into my brain, goes a bang bang bang till my feet do the same. Dm Em F Em But something's bugging you something ain't right, my best friend told me what you did last night,

Dm Em F G You left me sleeping, in my bed, I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead.

Chorus: C Dm C Wake me up before you go go, don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo, C Dm C Wake me up before you go go, I don't wanna miss it when you hit that high, C Dm C Wake me up before you go go, cos I'm not planning on going solo, C Dm C7 … F … C Wake me up before you go go, take me dancing tonight. C7 … F … C I wanna hit that high, yea, yea.

C Dm C You take the grey skies out of my way, you make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day, C Dm C Turned a bright spark into a flame, my beats per minute never been the same. Dm Em F Em Cos you're my lady I'm your fool, it makes me crazy when you act so cruel, Dm Em F G Come on baby, let's not fight, we'll go dancing, everything will be alright.

Chorus

C Dm C C Dm C

Dm Em F Em Cuddle up baby, move in tight, we'll go dancing tomorrow night, Dm Em F G It's cold out there but it's warm in bed, they can dance, we'll stay home instead.

Chorus

WHATEVER YOU WANT A A7 A A7 (until the D riff starts) Dsus D X5 Dsus A A7 Dsus D Dsus D Dsus D [Verse 1] D Dsus D Whatever you want Whatever you like Dsus D Dsus D Whatever you say You pay your money Dsus D Dsus A You take your choice Whatever you need A7 Dsus D Dsus D Whatever you use Whatever you win Whatever you loose [Verse 2] D Dsus D You're showing off You're showing out Dsus D Dsus D You look for trouble Turn around Dsus D Dsus A Give me a shout I take it all A7 Dsus D Dsus D Dsus D You squeeze me dry And now today You could'nt even say goodbye [Chorus] F C I could take you home G On the midnight train again F C E I could make an offer you can't refuse [Verse 1] [Solo] [Verse 2] [Chorus] [Verse 1]