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VOLUME 17 • ISSUE 11Since 1995

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50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR SOFAThe summer is officially over, football is back and the Fall concert season is in full swing, so you have no excuse to sit on your ass!

101 THINGS TO BE THANKFUL FOR IN ORLANDO!We don’t take all these wonderful things for granted and like our free bar tabs everywhere!

TAILGATE NATIONGet geared up for the annual Saturday ritual on the Mall at UCF or wherever you tailgate!

BURNSY on the Orlando TRAGICIt’s not hard to take shots at the team that can’t make shots, but we do it anyways!

BREW SCHOOLErika gives some insider tips on how to pig out this TDay, but save space for the good stuff.

aXisFIT: RX NationHow to eat, drink and train to look like our featured crossfit model of the month!

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WIZ Khalifa burning up UCF!

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0801 1st Thursdays: Dia de los MuertosORLANDO MUSEUM OF ART2416 N. Mills Ave.407.896.4231Thurs, November 1, 6pm – 9pm, free - $10November’s theme is Dia de los Muertos. Artists explore ancient cultures and traditions in this colorful and festive event inspired by the unique Latin American holiday Day of the Dead. Similar celebrations in other cultures and religions around the globe will also be acknowledged.

02 Motion City Soundtrack, Jukebox the Ghost and Now, NowTHE BEACHAM46 N. Orange Ave.407.246.1419Thurs, November 1, 7pm, $20 - $28Life is complex but we’ve got plenty of tries to get it right–which is why when Motion City Soundtrack frontman Justin Pierre sings, “All the destruction will one day end and you’ll finally know exactly who you are”—it’s a sentiment of self-discovery filled with optimism instead of regret. Correspond-ingly after putting out one album on Columbia, Motion City Soundtrack are in the midst of a career renaissance as they return to their longtime label Epitaph to release Go, the most mature and developed album of their 14 year career.

03 The ScriptHARD ROCK LIVE6050 Universal Blvd.407.351.LIVEThurs, November 1, 8pm, $31 - $51

04 The Maine, Mayday Parade and The PostellesHOUSE OF BLUES 1490 E. Buena Vista Dr.407.934.BLUEFri, November 2, 6pm, $20 - $23

05 Hip 2 B SquareSAM FLAX1800 E. Colonial Dr.407.898.9785Daily in November, freeThis month-long art display features 12-by-12 inch works of art.

06 Winter Garden Wine & Craft Beer FestivalREGENCY WINE & LIQUOR16100 Marsh Road, Suite 201, Winter Garden 407.654.0360Sat, November 3, 3pm – 7pm, $25 - $100Experience Winter Garden Wine & Craft Brew Festival at Re-gency Wine & Liquor. The event will include more than 125 craft beers and wines to sample, cuisine from area res-taurants and a raffle. VIP tickets include more than 25 ninety-point wines, single malt scotches, small batch whiskeys and cigars.

07 Neanderthal BallORLANDO SCIENCE CENTER777 E. Princeton St.407.514.2000Sat, November 3, 7pm – 11pm, call for pricesDust off your club and drag your date to the Neanderthal Ball, the Orlando Science Center’s gala evening. Enjoy a “diamond dig” set amongst the prehistoric setting of the “DinoDigs” exhibit and the delectable food and wine choices under the star lit sky on the beautiful SunTrust Terrace. “Rock out” with themed entertainment and music. Chisel out your mark at the silent auction. Dress code is cocktail fun with an accent on “cavemen couture”, with an animal print necktie or leopard pattern cocktail dress!

08 The Who: Quadrophenia TourAMWAY CENTER400 W. Church St.407.440.7000Sat, November 3, 7:30pm, ticket prices varyDavid Fricke from Rolling Stone noted... ‘‘Quadrophenia, released in 1973, was a superior tale with more-taut songwriting; it was grounded in [Pete] Townshend’s memories of growing up angry, anguished and mod in the early Sixties, and produced with the panoramic tension of ‘Who’s Next.’’

09 Fall Fiesta in the Park LAKE EOLA PARK

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Sat, Nov 3 from 10am – 5pm and Sun, Nov 4 from 12pm – 5pm, free

10 Hinder BACKBOOTH 37 W. Pine St. 407.999.2570Sat, November 3, 7pm, $28

11 6th Annual Ella Music Festival

H20 LIVE 100 W. Livingston St.

Ellamusicfest.orgSat, November 3, 1pm,

For the past six years, e.l.l.a., the female centric music festival hosted in Orlando, Florida, has called to the community to celebrate and embrace the feminine idea. This year, ella organizers can proudly say that they are one of the only home grown initiatives in Central Florida that has proudly supported and embraced local and regional female musicians and talent without hesitation. The all-female musician based festival has continually

grown since its inception in 2007, each year gaining more support and momentum for its soul initiative: To elevate female artists’ and musicians to a place where they gar-ner the respect, attention, and recognition that they duly deserve. Confirmed performers include Beebs and Her Money Makers, Kaleigh Baker, Sunny, A Brilliant Lie, Sarah Purser, Meka Nism, Milka, Lauren Carder , The Actomatics, Betty Fox, Leilani Wolfgramm, Lindsay Perry, Britt Daley, Kim Hightower, Laney Jones, Lauren Lester, Vova Zen and Afeefa and the Boy.

12 Counting CrowsHARD ROCK LIVE6050 Universal Blvd.407.351.LIVESun, November 4, 8pm, $37.50 - $80

13 Eat to the Beat Concert Series with Blues TravelerEPCOT American Gardens Theater407.939.7801Mon, November 5 and Tues, November 6, 5:30pm, 6:45pm and 8pm, included with admission

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14 Taking Back Sunday with Bay-side and TransitHOUSE OF BLUES 1490 E. Buena Vista Dr.407.934.BLUETues, November 6, 6pm, $22.50 - $26.50

15 Wednesday Night Pitcher Show: Dawn of the DeadTHE ENZIAN1300 S. Orlando Ave.407.620.0054Wed, November 7, 8pm, free

16 Bear Creek Music & Art Festival SPIRIT OF THE SUWANNEE MUSIC PARK3076 95th Drive, Live Oak386.384.1683Thurs, Nov 8 – Sun, Nov 11, times and prices varyLocated at the Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park, Bear Creek has be-come more than just your average music festival. Make a bonfire, catch all your favorite acts, and take part in ecological conservation. Located just north of Live Oak, Fla, the Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park is a one-of-a-kind music park and premier campground nestled on the shady banks of the historic, tea-colored Suwannee River in North Florida. The Spirit of the Suwannee is proud to host a variety of events throughout the year. In addition to these events, the park offers live mu-sic during the week in the Music Hall and a natural amphitheater for outdoor music festivals. The grounds include 500+ acres for camping, hiking, canoeing, bird watching, jogging, observation at the world’s largest bat house, Way Down Upon the Suwannee River Trail Ride and New Year’s Eve Party, putt putt golf and pro-quality disc golf, a honey bee observation exhibit, beauti-ful rental cabins (and custom built cabins for sale), RV parking with full hookups, electric and water sites, shower and bath houses, full service restaurant, golf cart rentals, the Arts and Crafts Village, Country Store and much, much more. Or, you can just hang your hammock between two trees, put your feet up and relax as you listen to the quiet sounds of nature all around you This year’s lineup includes Bright Light Social Hour, Dr. Klaw, Headtron-ics, Kaleigh Baker Band, Lotus, Lettuce, Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings, The Heavy Pets, Voodoo Town, Thomas Wynn and the Believers, Zach Deputy, Beebs and Her Money Makers, Zoogma and more. In addition to the music, this year you can take part in Zach Deputy’s charitable disc golf tournament to benefit the Spirit of the Suwannee Kids Music Camp. To support Suwannee Valley Food Bank, bring 5 cans with you to get a 2012 commemorative poster.

17 Culture & CocktailsMAITLAND ART CENT-ER231 W. Packwood Ave.407.539.2181Fri, November 9, 6pm – 9pm, $5

18 SkyfallReleased Fri, November 9Bond’s loyalty to M is tested as her past comes back to haunt her. As MI6 comes under attack, 007 must track down and destroy the threat, no matter how personal the cost.

19 Primus

HARD ROCK LIVE6050 Universal Blvd.407.351.LIVEFri, November 9, 8pm, $35 - $65

20 Burlesque ExperienceBLUE MARTINI4200 Conroy Road407.447.2583Every Friday, 8pm, price varies

21 Accidental Music FestivalVARIOUS LOCATIONSAccidentalmusicfestival.comFri, Nov 9 – Sun, Nov 11The festival is primarily focused on presenting modern and contemporary music of high artistic quality by living composers and engaging the com-munity about the value of artistic, creative, and avant-garde music.22 Festival of the

MastersDOWNTOWN DISNEY 1478 E. Buena Vista Dr.407.939.6244Fri, November 9 – Sun, November 11, various times, free

23 LincolnReleased Fri, November 9

In a nation divided by war and the strong winds of change, Lincoln pursues a course of

action designed to end the war, unite the coun-try and abolish slavery. With the moral courage and

fierce determination to succeed, his choices during this critical moment will change the fate of generations to come.

24 Electric Daisy CarnivalTINKER FIELD287 S. Tampa Ave.Orlandovenues.netFri, November 9 and Sat, November 10, 1pm, $85+, 18+

25 Baldwin BrewfestBALDWIN PARKNew Broad StreetBaldwinbrewfest.comSat, November 10, 4pm – 8pm, $25 - $50, 21+

26 25th Annual Festival of TreesORLANDO MUSEUM OF ART2416 N. Mills Ave.407.896.4231Sat, Nov 10 – Sun, Nov 18, various times, $6 - $10

27 Molando.org Mustache Pub Crawl

DOWNTOWN ORLANDOOrlandopubcrawl.comSat, November 10, 8pm, $10 - $15

28 WeezerHARD ROCK LIVE 6050 Universal Blvd.407.351.LIVESat, Nov 10 / Sun, Nov 11, 8pm $49.50 - $115 each night

29 Cypress Hill THE PLAZA LIVE425 N. Bumby Ave.407.228.1220Wed, November 14, 8pm, $25

30 Emperor X, The Passenger, Pret-ty & Nice, The Naked HowlWILL’S PUB 1042 N. Mills Ave.407.898.5070Wed, November 14, 9pm, $5

31 Regina Spektor “What We Saw From the Cheap Seats” TourHOUSE OF BLUES 1490 E. Buena Vista Dr.407.934.BLUEWed, November 14, 7pm, $32.50 - $35.50

32 Rory: An Acoustic Reunion with Ryan Dunson from Rookie of the Year, Vega Under Fire, Joe Guerra and Matt MessoreBACKBOOTH37 W. Pine St.407.999.2570Thurs, November 15, 7:30pm, $10 - $12

33 Tony Battaglia: The RelicTHE ABBEY 100 S. Eola Dr.407.704.6261Thurs, November 15, 7:30pm,

34 Zombie Town4000 Central Florida Blvd.407.823.1500Thurs, Nov 15 – Sat, Nov 17, various times, $20

35 Snootsgiving #2: Reggae BarbequeWEST END TRADING COMPANY202 S. Sanford Ave, SanfordTomanddan.comSat, November 17, 7pm…”A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” is proud to present the second annual #snootsgiving celebration! This year we’re taking a tropical tour of the islands…and by islands…we mean…Sanford, Florida. . (No of-fense Jamaica.) They’ll be free giveaways and games, delicious beer and BBQ, and the soothing sounds of smooth reggae.

36 Lamb of God, In Flames, Hate-Breed, SylosisHOUSE OF BLUES 1490 E. Buena Vista Dr.407.934.BLUEMon, November 19, 6pm, $36 - $38

37 Men Without Hats / Right the StarsTHE SOCIAL54 N. Orange Ave.407.246.1419Tues, November 20, 8pm, $15

38 Solar Bears vs. KalamazooAMWAY CENTER400 W. Church St.407.440.7000Tues, November 20, 7pm, prices vary

39 Silver Linings PlaybookReleased Fri, November 21Pat Solatano has lost everything -- his house, his job, and his wife. He now finds himself living back with his mother and father after spending eight months is a state institution on a plea bargain. Pat is determined to rebuild his life, remain positive and reunite with his wife, despite the challenging circumstances of their separation. All Pat’s parents want is for him to get back on his feet - and to share their family’s obsession with the Philadelphia Eagles football team.

40 RalphFest 2 with The Legend-ary J.C.’s and moreTHE BEACHAM46 N. Orange Ave.407.246.1419Sat, November 24, times and prices TBDLast year, beloved local musician Ralph Ameduri was tragically shot and killed. More than $20,000 was raised for his family at the first annual RalphFest, where those who loved him could honor and remember him. This year, join the music community to celebrate the life of someone who so greatly influenced Orlando culture.

41 Orlando Magic vs. Boston CelticsAMWAY CENTER400 W. Church St.407.440.7000Sun, November 25, 6pm, prices vary

42 Eddie VedderBOB CARR PERFORMING ARTS CENTRE401 W. Livingston St.407.246.4262Tues, November 27 and Wed, No-vember 28, 7:30pm, $75

43 David Bazan Band play Pedro The Lion’s “Control” with Stagnant PoolsTHE SOCIAL54 N. Orange Ave.407.246.1419Wed, November 28, 8pm, $13 - $15

44 Ignition: Booster Tour with Ang-ger DimasFIRESTONE LIVE578 N. Orange Ave.Thurs, November 29, 10pm, $15, 18+

45 Of Monsters and Men, Soley, Elle KingTHE BEACHAM46 N. Orange Ave.407.246.1419Fri, November 30, 6pm, $25 - $40

46 Wiz KhalifaUCF Arena Bldg. 50 N. Gemini Blvd.407.823.3070Fri, November 30, 7:30pm, ticket prices vary

47 Of Montreal, LevekTHE PLAZA LIVE425 N. Bumby Ave.407.228.1220Fri, November 30, 8pm, $18

48 WJRR Presents The Blizzard of Rock Series featuring Rise Against, Anberlin and The AttackHOUSE OF BLUES 1490 E. Buena Vista Dr.407.934.BLUEFri, November 30, 7pm, $37.50 - $39.50

49 Killing Them SoftlyReleased Fri, November 30When rival crook Johnny Amato (Vincent Curatola) hatches a plan to rob a card game run by mob lackey Markie (Ray Liotta), he picks a low-rent thug named Frankie (Scoot McNairy) to do the job. Frankie picks a less-than-ideal partner (Ben Mendelsohn) to help him, but despite their combined incompetence, they man-age to make off with the mob’s money. In retaliation, Markie’s bosses hire Jackie Cogan (Brad Pitt), a mob enforcer, to eradicate those responsible.

50 The Dropa Stone, Jonnie Mor-gan Band, Tina Nicole BandBACKBOOTH37 W. Pine St.407.999.2570Fri, November 30, 7:30pm, $5

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This biweekly ritual of the Fall may not only be the greatest out-door party in the country, but it also best represents a culmina-tion of all the things to be thankful for in our fair city. The beau-tiful people, immaculate weather, essentially open bar... or tent, and a communal spirit unrivaled. Now if only the tailgate would migrate into the stadium to help celebrate the Knights migration to the Big East. Check out our short list of things to be thankful for in Orlando, and feel free to send us your favorites to [email protected]!

NO.1 - UCF TAILGATE NATION!

NO.8 - ThE ImpErIAL NO.9 - DICksON AzALEA pArkNO.10 - sANGrIA AT CEvIChENO.11 - ThE GEEkEAsyNO.12 - ChILLErs DOLLAr DrINk WEDNEsDAys TrADITIONNO.13 - ThE mEssy pIG sANDWICh @ 4 rIvErs

NO.14 - NAkED sUshINO.15 - mONDAy LOBsTEr NIGhT @ shIpyArD BrEW pUBNO.16 - ThE WILLOW TrEE CAFéNO.17 - BUTTErBEEr @ WIzArDING

WOrLD OF hArry pOTTErNO.18 - ThE WEAThEr?NO.19 - hALLOWEEN hOrrOr NIGhTs NO.20 - hOLLyWOOD rIp rIDE rOCkIT @ UNIvErsAL sTUDIOsNO.21 - AmWAy CENTEr

NO.22 - BEAUTIFUL GIrLsNO.23 - WhIskEy DICk’sNO.24 - TACO TUEsDAy’s @ WALL sTrEET CANTINANO.25 - sUGArLOAF mOUNTAIN rOADNO.26 - WINTEr pArk FArmErs

mArkETNO.27 - ThE DIrTy FINN @ FINN hENry’sNO.28 - mOChI’s DOWNTOWNNO.29 - ThE JAGEr GIrLs ANy-WhErE ThAT sErvEs JAGEr COLDNO.30 - yUm yUm CUpCAkE TrUCkNO.31 - CUrTIs EArTh... Why NOTNO.32 - FrEE 98.9 WmmO CON-

CErTsNO.33 - OrLANDO pOWEr yOGA

NO.2 - TOsh!NO.3 - WILL’s pUBs sTILL BEING As

GrEAT As ThE OLD LOCATIONNO.4 - OrLANDO BrEWINGNO.5 - $1 mOvIEs AT COLONIAL 6

ON TUEsDAysNO.6 -FIsh OUT OF WATEr TrUCkNO.7 -ONE80 rOOFTOp vIEW


NO.40- CADy WAy TrAILNO.41 - BANANA’s DINErNO.42 - sWAN BOATsNO.43 - BOWL WEEk AT ThE

CITrUs BOWLNO.44 - GrINGO’s DOUBLE D’s

NO.45 - CrOssFITNO.46 - WOrLD OF BEEr NO.47 - ThE pECAN pIE FrOm ThE

DEsErT LADyNO.48 - mILLENIA mALLNO.49 - ArNOLD pALmEr INvITATIONAL NO.50 - OrLANDO sOLAr BEArsNO.51 - mAmA LING LINGs

ThANksGIvING sANDWICh @ pOm pOms TEAhOUsE

NO.52 - JAGErmEIsTErNO.53 - BUCkETs OF BEEr AT ThE pLAzA mOvIE ThEATrE

NO.34 - ChILLING @ INFUsION TEANO.35 - ThE NEW NEmOUrs ChILDrEN’s hOspITALNO.36 - OrLANDO sCIENCE CENTErNO.37 - ThE LAkE EOLA FOUNTAINNO.38 - TrACk shACkNO.39 - TExAs TOAsT mELT BUrGEr @ JOhNNy’s FILLIN’ sTATION

NO.61 - pITA pIT AT 2AmNO.62 - FLEET pEEpLEs DOG pArkNO.63 - sIN sUNDAy’s @ hOBNO.64 - UCFrEE mUsIC WEDNEsDAys

NO.65 - BIG BABy

NO.54 - zOmBIETOBErFEsTNO.55 - ThE LOGE UpsTAIrs @

ThE hOUsE OF BLUEsNO.56 - ChrIs kIrkpATrICkNO.57 - BrIGhThOUsE sTADIUm NO.58 - rEDLIGhT rEDLIGhTNO.59 - ‘LIL INDIEs

NO.60 - hOOCh


NO.66 - sOLAr BEArsNO.67 - rEDLIGhT rEDLIGhT IN AUDUBON pArk LOCATIONNO.68 - OCCUpy OrLANDONO.69 - BrEAsT pArTy EvEr AT JAkE & mICky’sNO.70 - sCOTT mAxWELL

NO.71 - sEITO sUshI @ BALDWINNO.72 - mATT @ mysTIk sTILL ChILLIN NO.73 - DrUNkEN mONkEyNO.74 - BEEBs & hEr mONEymAkErs NO.75 - COCkTAILs & COsmOs @ OrLANDO sCIENCE CENTErNO.76 - UCF pOOL pArTIEs

NO.77 - FAIrvILLA mEGAsTOrE

NO.78 - ThE LENNON rOOm @

hArD rOCk LIvE

NO.79 - OrLANDO skATE pArk

NO.80 - UrBAN rEThINk

NO.81 - BUFFALO WILD WINGs

NEW pATIO ON UNIvErsITy

NO.82 - ENzIAN ‘ThEmE NIGhTs’

NO.83 - OrLANDO pUB CrAWLs

NO.84 - OrANGE AvENUE JAm

NO.85 - FrIED CACTUs BUrGEr

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NO.86 - rALphFEsTNO.87 - sT. pATrICk’s DAy BUsrIDEs IN OTWNNO.88 - CINCO @ WALL sT pLAzANO.89 - JEFF FAINE: ENTrEprENEUrNO.90 - JJ rEDIk: BALLErNO.91 - mILLEr LITE GIrLs @ FLOrIDA mUsIC FEsTIvAL

NO.101 -ALL ThE BArTENDErs ThAT pUT Up WITh ThE AxIs sTAFF yEAr rOUND.. ThErE’s TOO mANy TOO NAmE hErE, BUT yOU kNOW WhO yOU ArE, AND WE sALUTE yOU!

NO.92 - IGNITION @ FIrEsTONENO.93 - sErvICE INDUsTry NIGhT @ hOUsE OF BLUEs NO.94 - GIBsON shOWrOOm & ThE mIChAEL WAGGONEErNO.95 - sTAr WArs WEEkEND AT OrLANDO CONvENTION CENTErNO.96 - & sUrF ExpO WEEkENDNO.97 - shOTs, shOTs, shOTsNO.98 - ImAx @ pOINTE OrLANDONO.99 - EpCOT ‘ArOUND ThE

WOrLD’ NEvEr GETs OLDNO.100 -ThE WALkING DEAD (Ok NOT rEALLy OrLANDO)

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The other night, as I settled into the butt groove I have so delightfully created over the last several seasons as an Orlando Magic season ticket holder, I came to a harsh realization. As I stared out on to the court at the Amway Center, I asked myself, “Hey handsome, who are these strange new people wearing Orlando uniforms?” And then it struck me, as if waking from a coma brought on by months of overdone sports news rhetoric – we have entered the era of beyond he who shall never again be named. Thus, we introduce ourselves to the new names and faces who came over in the blockbuster trade that sent He Who Shall Be Known Only As Assface Buttmunch (Dwight Howard, in case you’re having trouble following along) to the L.A. Lakers, and what better time to do so than with our Pulitzer- and Peabody-winning 101 Things to be Thankful for? Correct, there is no better time. Well, there is, but it involves me, a hot tub, Luther Vandross’ greatest hits, a case of Dom and the entire Magic Dancer squad, but according to an email from the Magic’s media relations: “Stop it. Never. Seriously. Stop asking.” So you’ll have to settle for these 10 Magic players and personnel to be thankful for.

Rob Hennigan – He’s just 31 years of age, which makes him younger than me, and I’m not resentful about that all. Sure, I’ve been a season ticket holder for longer than he’s been a General Manager, and I’ve been a fan of the team for more years than he’s been out of college. And while very few people on this planet know more about what it takes to build a championship NBA team than I do, I guess I’m willing to put my faith in Ol’ Robby Boy, because I already like what he’s done in the wake of Assface Buttmunch. But that only stands if he agrees to be my best friend. I’ll assume he has already said yes.

Jacque Vaughn – Another nOOb, as the cool Internet kids say, Vaughn turned a lot of heads when he was hired as the Magic’s replacement for my former best friend, Stan Van Gundy. People were all like, “Whaaaaaaaa?” And Robby and the ‘Gic were all like, “Damn straight.” From eve-rything I’ve read about Vaughn, he was born to coach a pro team, so I’ll trust him. But I’m keeping my eye on him. Not because he’s new, but because his name is French. No surrender.

Arron Afflalo – So what about the new guys who are actually playing for us? The first guy you need to know is Arron Afflalo, because his name is very difficult for me to pronounce sometimes, and I end up saying things like Alfalfa and Affalaffalo and Smith, because I get tired of trying. But he also might be the first great SG that this team has had in years. You know, the kind that we needed when Assface Buttmunch was here.

Andrew Nicholson – I’d say that Afflalo has the most potential of the new players the Magic acquired, but Andy Nicholson is definitely the guy that I’m most excited about, when it comes to watching him grow into an NBA quality player. For the people who were pissed about trading off Ryan Anderson, I like to think that Nicholson is the cheaper replacement with a higher ceiling. (I still miss you, Ryno.)

Moe Harkless – Harkless is regarded as a raw, young talent with a ton of potential, so when people were crying that the Magic didn’t get any good draft picks, this kid was sort of like an extra draft pick, because he’s still a work in progress. A lot of analysts expect him to be awesome, which is good because Otis Smith collected young talent like Assface Buttmunch kept promises.

Nikola Vucevic – Now that Assface Buttmunch is gone, Nikola figures to be part of a young, rotating group of big men. But none of that matters, because I’m excited about yelling “NII-IIIIIIIIKOLAAAAA!” like those old Ricola commercials.

Kyle O’Quinn – If you’re a big college basketball fan like I am, you’re probably already fa-miliar with O’Quinn, as his Norfolk State team became quite the Cinderella story last year. He’s a passionate big man who could be a quality big man in the NBA. Analysts called him a steal, and I hope they’re right because I can’t take any more letdowns.

Glen Davis – We all know Big Baby already, but now that he’s the veteran leadership of this team, I thought we could pretend like this is his first season. You know, start over and forget last season’s sloppy long jumpers and sliding on the court. Please, God. Let me forget.

DeQuan Jones – He’s the feel-good story for this team. He’s the kid who busted his ass to make the opening day roster and he’s the reason that the Magic were willing to eat $4.5 million to send Quentin Richardson packing. DeQuan is a hero just for that.

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THE T-DAY STUFFING!Looking to fill up on the good stuff on TDay, what brews would you suggest that could be a meal unto themselves?

Dopplebocks are historically called ‘liquid bread’. This is because monks fasted during the Lenten season and only drank these malty, higher alcohol beers. They were required to fast for different bouts at a time, the longest being Lent, so they would make plenty of this liquid rather than bread. At more than 7% ABV, no wonder it was called liquid bread!

What about some flavorful brews that would go alongside a total pigout session?

For your traditional turkey, I would suggest an amber ale like an Oktoberfest, a brown ale like Brooklyn Brown, or a strong golden ale like Chimay White. And for dessert, pumpkin pie, I’d suggest a spiced ale like Samuel Adams Imperial White, or a winter warmer like Anderson Valley Winter Solstice.

After a night of craziness with the family and friends, what’s a nice hair of the dog

brew for the TDay hangover?Three beers that I would recommend for the day after a hangover are Reigl Shandy, Leinenkrugel Summer Shandy, and the Curious Traveler House of Shandy. These are all Shandy or shandygaff beers. They are lower in alcohol and they are beers that are mixed with citrus-flavored soda, car-bonated lemonade, ginger beer, ginger ale, or cider; making them very easy and enjoyable to drink the day after.

Everyone likes their Turkey shots, what’s a good ‘shooter’ brew?

For those that want something lighter and sweet, I’d sug-gest a Dirty Hoe. This is a mixture of Hoegaarden, a white wheat, and St. Louis Framboise, a raspberry lambic. For people that want something higher octane, I’d say a 12/90. This is St. Bernardus ABT 12, a Belgian Quad, and Dogfish Head 90 Minute, a double IPA. Lastly, if you want to go the traditional route, get an Irish Car Bomb. Since we don’t have liquor, we substitute the Bailey’s and Jameson with Whipped ChocoVino with Guinness. All great shots!

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aXis: After reading about your diet, some people argue that how you’re eating is not healthy?Jamie: It’s valid. When they challenge me, it actually gives me an opportunity to explain that what we’re doing is to an excessive or extreme level because we’re trying to achieve a specific look. There’s a dif-ference between eating to be healthy and eating to be lean.

aXis: Why do you say to avoid chemicals and arti-ficial foods, but you yourself use Splenda?Jamie: Splenda, unfortunately, is one of the only op-tions out there that doesn’t add carbs. Truthfully, we watch every single thing that we put in our mouth and I just can’t eat all the natural sweeteners when I’m trying to get lean. A packet of Truvia or xylitol, which is what I typically use when I’m not trying to lean out, is three carbs for one little packet. So you put that in a recipe in cup sizes and you’re adding a considerable amount of carbs to something that’s already got a high amount of carbs.

aXis: Anyone who says to avoid eating certain kinds of fruit always raise some questions?Jamie: Fruit’s amazing for you but it’ll spike your blood sugar even though its fructose and natural sugar. If your goal is just to be the same shape you were before and just a smaller version of yourself, by all means eat fruit – it’s a great low calorie snack. But if your goal is to actually become lean and toned, you cannot eat fruit all day long, so you want to choose fruits that are a little bit lower glycemic so that they don’t spike your blood sugar.

aXis: Why can’t you just eat what you want and then workout to burn off the extra calories?Jamie: One of the biggest myths I hate because I hear it all the time and I cringe every time is – all it is is calories in versus calories out – there could be noth-ing further from the truth. If that were the case, I could eat two pieces of cheesecake for my food for the day and because I exercise and stay under my calorie requirements, suddenly I’m in shape. That’s not the case at all. Macronutrients – the proteins, the carbs, the healthy fats – those things matter. The type of food you’re eating matters. There are certain things that you need and when we eat all this junk, it’s like putting bad gas in a car – it’s going to run, but over time you’re just breaking down your body. You’re wearing it out.

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Q: Is it just me, or does anyone else feel sleepy after Thanksgiving meal? Right when I ease into that lazyboy to watch the big game I’ve caught myself nodding off? I’ve heard people say it’s the Turkey, is that true?A: Actually, there is some truth to that. Turkey contains Tryptophan, an Essential Amino Acid that we obtain as part of our diet. One of Tryptophan’s functions is as a precursor to Serotonin, a neurotrans-mitter that helps regulate sleep. Tryp-tophan is also found in many other foods we eat like chicken, tuna, salmon, & soy beans to name a few. But here’s the kick-er, its effects are usually enhanced when combined with a carbohydrate rich meal ie. Thanksgiving. The other factor that can’t be overlooked, is that we usually end up stuffing our faces; this slows our digestion and redirects the blood flow away from other organ systems to our gut; leaving us kicked back in the recliner.So in this case it is a quality and quan-tity issue, because the food is so good and we usually go for seconds and maybe thirds for the big boys. Happy Thanksgiving!

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