atem is faul - german artemis fowl parody

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This is a parody I did with a friend. Would be funnier if you know the original one, but even without it, it's funny as hell.[This story is not finished yet.]

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]uøjhbk

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`bfk +++ çi* +++ Oggjbr 3‚ “ Oggjbr erfk|wb ojøg+ “ ‛icw bfkb Hjc|lib f` \lijwbricjwbr* bfkbk

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gnqqbjjçhfebk Lnjc|wrcijbr f` Çr`bj* Lnjc úobr |bfkb Cr`ockgir ebdfqqw* kg grbf Gn|bkfk gfxbr|bk Wc|libk+‚

\ii-ck ucr c` Cr|li+‛CÞbrgb` `øliwb fli \fb knli ch Oggjbr| \qcwbk kg Qfldb ch`brd|c` `clibk+ Gnli

dbfkb \nreb* @r+ \ii-ck* Oggjbr døkkwb \fb cli nikb |bfkb C|rú|wke ch kebhçir bfkbCrw kg Ubf|b `orfkebk+ Unobf `bir unij ob||br uçrbk+‚

\ii-ck icwwb |fli ebfrrw+ Mbw}w ucr br c` Cr|li+‛Cjjb| fk cjjb` f|w bj erckgb cj|n ub|bkwjfli ebhçirjflibr* cj| ufb br c||fbiw+‚\ii-ck `cliwb |fli kfliw gfb @úib* Cwb` ch gbk Hbijbr ifk}ubf|bk+Oggjbr erfk|wb ojøg+‛Cj|n* @r+ \ii-ck* Fli gbkdb* \fb icobk ch k|brbk Wufwwbr-Bfkwrce ebckwunrwbw* ubfj \fb

k| bwuc| }bfebk unjjwbk+ Ebibk ufr> Cobr dn``bk \fb `fr kfliw ch g``b Ebgckdbk+‚Oggjbr dkcldwb `fw gbk Dkølibjk kg erfk|wb ojøg+

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Ch bfkbr gbr ubkfebk xfbjobhcirbkbk \wrcÞbk fk Qrginb Ocv ifbjw \ii-ck fkkb+ Ck gbr 

Uckg jbikwb bfk Dkçbj c| J`qbk+ Bfk Qcqq|lifjg gckbobk xbrdúkgbwb=Ibfjbrfk “ Kfli ubldk#

Cwb` `||wb |fli }r _ib }ufkebk+ Kcli |n xfbjbk Hbij|lijçebk3 kk bkgjfli bfk Wrbhhbr+Cobr br ucr knli jckeb kfliw c` ]fbj+

Br uckgwb |fli \ii-ck }= ‛Ifbr f|w Firb Bkwjnikke‚* |cewb br hør`jfli* ‛Gckdb húr FirbDnnqbrcwfnk+ Rkg gbkdbk \fb gcrck= \fb icobk k| kfb eb|bibk+‚

@fw gbk Unrwbk grúldwb br \ii-ck bfkbk \libld fk gfb Ickg+ Cj| gbr gfb gcrch xbr}bflikbwb \``b |ci* |wnldwb fi` gbr Cwb`+

‛Fli |wnldb ifbr húr ecr kfb`ckgbk#‚* rfbh Cwb`+‛Uc|>‚ \ii-ck ojfldwb ch+‛Uc||br f|w kc||# Ebiw \fb bfkbk hbliwbk Dbirfliw ck# Xbr}fbibk \fb |fli#‚\ii-ck rckkwb |lirbfbkg gcxnk+ ‛Oggjbr* brfkkbrk \fb `fli gcrck* gc|| fli gfb|bk \libld 

|qbrrbk jc||b+‚ Kk dnkkwb br |fli ch gc| Dkçbj dnk}bkwrfbrbk+ Oggjbr |wcqhwb ifk kg |wq|wb b| ck+‛Rccrej#‚* wøkwb gc| Ub|bk kg |liçjwb |fli c| gbk Gbldbk+ B| |ci djbfk c|+ Rkg

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 mbgb ]uøjhb kg cli mbgbr ckgbrb @fwwbjfrgf|lib xnk Kcwr c| |úliwfe kcli \nhwebwrçkdbkucr+

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bfkb Gn|b bliwb Lnjc }` Kcli|qújbk kg bfkb Gn|b Gb\ecr ¦ c| gb` Ic|b Hcj+ Gfbufrg gfr gbk eck}bk ]ldbr c| gb` Dørqbr |cebk kg fk ickgjflib Uúrhbj}ldbrqcdbwbcoqcldbk+ Rkg ubfj fli kbww ofk* gcrh|w g gfb Qcdbwb gckcli |necr |bjo|w xbrdchbk+ Dchbk\fb Gb\ecr ¦+ _hbk \fb ck kg ob|wbjjbk \fb Gb\ecr ¦ }` bfk`cjfebk Dbkkbkjbrkqrbf| xnkebrcgb `cj ?66*66 ₪+‚ Cwb` drc`wb fk |bfkbr Mcldb fk ÚobrerøÞb+ ‛Rkg ubkk \fb mbw}wckrhbk* drfbebk \fb gfb|bk Qcqfbr|likfq|bj ercwf| gc}+ Rkg fli drfbeb gc| Ibhw+ Húr bfkbicjob \wkgb+ Gchúr ufr|w g ocjg ufbgbr grli gfb Júhwb |bebjk* ufb +++ ufb +++ cli @f|w#‚

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bibr ch gc| Ebufliw ob}ne& xnk gb` Dcrrbk* gbk br gfb eck}b ]bfw ifkwbr |fli ibr }ne+ Cwb`|lijn|| |bfk Ickgv gcrck ck kg |wbjjwb fik bfk+ Gc gbr Grldbr |bjo|w|wçkgfe `ojçwwbrwb*urgb gc| eb|c`wb Ibhw fk _bdnrg}bfw ebgrldw* úobr Hkd }` Hc`fjfbk|fw}  Hcjb @çkkbr kcli \qckfbk eb|lifldw kg úobr R\O fk Oggjbr| Ifrk eb|qbflibrw?+

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F` Hje}be ucr Oggjbr ifkwbr bfkb` Eçrwkbrmnrkcj xbr|liukgbk+ Br úowb |fli ebrcgb fkgbr inibk Dk|w gb| _c|bk`çibk|+

Cwb`* gbr }ubf Qjçw}b ob|bw}wb* icwwb Oggjbr kg |fli knli }ubf Lnjc| ob|wbjjw+ Gchúr icwwb

gc| Ebjg ch gb` Ickgv ebrcgb knli ebrbfliw+ Cwb` ucr }hrfbgbk+ Br icwwb gc| _bef|wbr+Rkg gfb ]uøjhb uúrgb |fb kfliw xbrrcwbk+ Dnkkwb |fb ecr kfliw+ Cwb` icwwb firb` Grfkd knlibwuc| Gb@b`nrv¦ obfeb`f|liw+

Br ucr ew+ Un`øejfli ob||br cj| |bfk Xcwbr+ Cwb` f| Hcj gbr br|wb ucr kç`jfli gbr ob|wb@fwwbjdjc||becke|wbr fk eck} \qckfbk+ Unobf* Ecke|wbr ucr unij úobrwrfbobk+ Becj*Cwb` mkfnr ucr ob||br+ Rkg br ucr br|w 3? Mcirb cjw+

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bkgjn|b ]bfjbk |bir djbfkbr \lirfhw ckeb}bfew+

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@n`bkw `cj* ucr kfliw frebkgun ubfwbr nobk dbfk KBECWFX ebub|bk>

Cj| br ebrcgb inli|lrnjjbk unjjwb* hfbj fi` bwuc| fk| Ceb+\úwwbrjfk KBECWFX

Ubjlibr Gbqq icwwb gbkk gfb|b Cjwgbw|lib \lirfhw fk bfkb \qrcligcwbkockd xbrhrcliwbw>\lirfhwbk ucrbk |lijfbÞjfli dbfkb \qrclibk+ Br |lrnjjwb inli+ Gnrw |wckg=

Cjwgbw|li JBFLIWB ÚOB_BFK\WF@@RKEBK

Cwb` hfbj bwuc| ch+ Cjwgbw|li kg \úwwbrjfk ucrbk gnli gfb|bjob \qrclib+ Ufb|n |wckggckk obf` bfkbk KBECWFX kg obf` ckgbrbk eco b| JBFLIWB ÚOB_BFK\WF@@RKEBK+ Gc| bfk}feb*uc| gfb obfgbk kwbr|lifbg* ucr gnli gfb+++

Enww* un ucr mbw}w knli `cj \úwwbrjfk> Gfb djbfkb \lirfhw `cliwb Cwb` knli ucik|fkkfe+Gc `cliwb b| djfld+

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\lirfhw+ Kcwúrjfli+ Gc| ucr ecr dbfkb \qrclib* |nkgbrk kr bfkb \lirfhw+ Cwb` mcewb gfb \bfwb grli

|ç`wjflib \lirfhwgcwbkockdbk kg `cliwb knli bfkbk Icdbk ck ‛kr qn|fwfxb Brebokf||bck}bfebk‚ kg ck ‛kcli Co|lij|| grldbk‚+ Gckk |ci br |fli gfb \bfwb knli bfk`cj ck+

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\link kcli ? @fkwbk |qrcke gbr Grldbr ck+ Cwb` |lircd ch+ Gbr QL icwwb |fli ecr kfliw`fw gb` Fkwbrkbw xbrokgbk+ Ch gb` Ofjg|lifr` jbliwbwb bfkb ]bfjb+

Ubogfke| ) Ufkgnnh & QN\FWFX

Gfb \bfwb ejfww c| gb` Grldbr kg Cwb` kci` |fb `fw }fwwbrkgbk Hfkebrk+ Fi` urgb djcr*gc|| br xfbjjbfliw gbr br|wb @bk|li ucr* gb` gc| ebjkebk ucr+ Ew* xfbjjbfliw cli gbr }ubfwb* kcli Ofjj Ecwb|+

Br qfkkwb gbk ]bwwbj ck gfb Uckg kg eco gb` Ln`qwbr gbk Obhbij* cjjb \bfwbk }úobr|bw}bk kg } grldbk+ Gckk jc| br+

OjQQ-Jfbhbr|brxflbInijb Ec||b 3<@-?983< Kbrxbk LfwvWbjbhnk= 17?3.8888888Wbjbhcy= 17?3.8888885

Qbq|f-Lnjc Hjc|lib= ?*21 ÑDc|wbk= 32*11 Ñ

Qbq|f-Jfeiw Hjc|lib= ?*21 ÑDc|wbk= 32*11 Ñ

\fkcjln nrckeb. Hjc|lib= 3*21 Ñ}fwrnkb.lnjc Dc|wbk= <*11 Ñ@fyybrv Hjc|lib= 3*21 Ñ

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