Published TwicePublications Board of the

Weekly by th eUniversity of British Columbi a

VANCOUVER, B . C ., FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2, 193 6

PEP MEETTODAY

Vol . XIV

PATTON'S MUSI C

NOON TODAY

No . 3

Soph and Frosh Battles AreDaily Features In The QuadSERVICE FORFROSH

Dr. George Pringle toSpeak Sunda y

Dr . George Pringle will speak a ta University service In honor o ffreshmen and freshetes at the Can-adian Memorial Church Sundaynight at 7 .30 ,

The service, which will be inter -denominational, is part of the Stud-ent Council program for the fresh -men, and has been arranged s othat it will be easy for newcomersto the university to attend. Thewomen will be able to after th eFireside gatherings arranged forthem . The men also are havin ginformal gatherings before the ser avice .

While the service 1s primarily fo rfreshmen, upperclassmen are cor-dially invited to attend .

Dr . M. Villett will officiate .

SuccessFul YearFor ForumIndicated

First Meeting Wil lBe Held TuesdayWith a greatly increase d

interest in public speakingevident this year, and assuredof the support of a number ofexperienced debaters, the exe-cutive of the ParliamentaryForum is looking forward toone of the most successfulseasons in the history of thesociety .OXFORD UNION STYL E

The procedure of the Parliament .ary Forum is similar to that of thefamous Oxford Union . After thetwo teams selected by the execu•tives have led the debate, before adecision is made, the houes i sthrown open to speakers from th efloor, who are usually giver( seve nminutes each. They may selec teither side of the question, but o fcourse must strictly adhere to Par-liamentary procedure . Those whoshow sufficient promise are giventhe privilege of leading some fu-ture debate in the Forum ,

Next Tuesday night the Foru mwill hold its first meeting. The con-troversial resolution, "Resolved thatin the interests of Spain, the Fas-cists are justified in attempting tooverthrow the existing government "is expected to result in a firstclassdebate . Tom Marshall, who ha sappeared in Forum debates las tyear, and who spoke against theUniversity of Manitoba in the firs tradio debate last year, will take theaffirmative side .

Al Carlsen, who led a debate o nSocial Credit last year, and whodebated against the University ofOregon last spring, will opposehim . Professor J. Friend Day haskindly consented to act as chair-man of the Fortran, and will lendonce more to the debaters the ben-efit of his valuable advice and as-sistance .

Ludlow Beatnish, acting presi-dent, has announced that some tim eof the meeting will be taken t oconfirm the slate of officers for thi syear. The meeting will be held a t

7,30 p .m. in Arts 100, All newcom-ers are especially welcomed .

OUTDOOR CLU BThere will be a work hike for al l

prospective members of the Out -door Club on Sunday, Oct . 4 . Boy s

will meet at the 7 .40 ferry and girl sat the 8 .20 . Please bring your

lunch .

ARTS CLASSE SSELECT HEAD S

WEDNESDAYParties and Fees

Are Topics ofDiscussion

Elections for officers in Artsclasses were held Wednesda ynoon, with Wilson McDuffeechosen for Arts 37, MalcolmBrown for Arts '38, and BobSmith for Arts '39 .

A strong executive waselected to back McDuffee i nthe affairs of the Senior Class .Vicepresident will be BettyStreet, while other officer schosen were ; Pauline Patter-son, secretary ; Les Allen ,treasurer ; Lloyd Hobden, lit-erary representative ; GeorgeCrosson, men's athletics ; Lau-ra Nixon, women's athletics .LARGE JUNUIOR MEETIN G

A fairly large meeting of mem-bers of Arts '38 elected the follow •ing to work with prexy MalcolmBrown ; Beverley Cunningham, vice-president ; Helen Crosby, secre •tart' ; Ron Andrews, treasurer ;Mary Craig, women's athletics ;John Bird, men's athletics ; DaveLewis, literary rep .

The sophmores, meeting In aspirit of tension as freshma nsnake parades passed back an dforth outside, speedily Installedtheir new executive and retire dto the grounds to settle som escores with the frosh .

PARTIES AND FEE SWith Bob Smith on the '39 execu-

tive will be the following: MiriamCosens, vice • president ; PeggyThompson, ' secretary ; Phil Grifn ,treasurer ; Bob MacDougal, literary

representative ; Harry Lumaden,men's athletics ; Polly, Brand, wo-men's athletics .

All meetings discussed the prob .leme of tees and class parties . Par-

ticipation in infra-mural sports wa sstressed in several of the meetings .

Class executives will meet soonand draw up plans for the work o fthe year .

Unusual DisplayComes HereMonday

Ian Eisenhardt to Direc tGroup of 25 I nGymnastic s

A Gymnastic Display so uniqu ethat in a week it attracted 35,00 0Jubilee visitors to Stanley Park a tthe end of August, and over 5,00 0Vancouver Island residents mor erecently, is to be presented In th ecampus auditorium at noon thi scoming Monday, according to wordreceived from Ian Eisenhardt, Di -rector of Recreational and Physi-cal Education for the Province .

Featuring over 25 chosen instruc •tors and leaders from the Provin-cial Recreation Centres, the dem-onstration includes "Danish" Fun-damental Gymnastics, mat an dspringboard tumbling, specatcula rhigh box vaulting, gymnastic py-ramid building, musical fencin gdrill, graceful golden statues, col •ertul dances, and comedy stunts .

It k designed, primarily, to sho wjust Ni hat fascinating activities arefought in a supervised gymnasium ,to to boost the interest in Physica lEducation on the U . B. C . campus ,yet it (lees anything but lack ineIItertainMe nt .

Chief Instructor Jerry Mathisen ,"• :II he in charge of the display ,while Paul Kozoolin, former Var-sity soccer captain and four-timeBig Meek wiuer, will do the an .

Lost : Black notebook and Spen -uouluing . Student admission tic- ser's Essays on Education . Returnkets are only 5 cents .

Ito Publication Office immediately .

Inventor

Dr. G. M. Shrum, whoseradium director is describ-below .

Invention of Dr.Shrum Used InCalgary

Radium Needle I sRecovered ByDetectorA fifty-milligram needle o f

radium, value of $5,000, la yhalf a block from a Calgaryhospital 15 feet below th eground, in a sewer. Yet thiselusive trifle was brought onceagain to light and circulation ,and through the inventive tal-ent of Dr. Gordon Shrum bfthe Physics department in th eUniversity of British Colum-bia . Working with Mr . RonaldSmith of U . B. C., Dr. Shrumhad perfected a low voltageGeiger-Muller counter, or ra-dium dectector, which becamethe instrument of salvage forCalgary's radium needle .OPERATION SIMPL E

The operation of the detector ,explained in the most untechnica lterms, is as follows : Gamma raysemanating from the radium pene-trate earth ; pipe, cement and metal .They enter a tube which comprisesthe integral part of a mop-like ar-rangement which is passed over theground where radium is suspectedto be .

The current caused by the pene-tration of the gamam ray registersthrong the amplifying device andindicates the relative distance fromthe radium sample . Physics 2 stud-ents and many others are familiarwith the operation of the detector ,Dr. Shrum having often demon-strated it in labs .

Asked by a mentally foggy re -porter if the detector was capabl eof indicating the position of othermetals than radium, the Doctor an-swered : "If it could discover gold ,I just wouldn't be here . "

Two Promotion sAnnounced

Dr. H . G. Letson Resigns;Drs, Dallas and Warre nPromoted By Board

Several staff changes were an-nounced by Dr. L. S . Klinck, follow-ing the Board of Governors meet-ing Monday evening . Resignationof Dr. H, F. G. Letson, associateprofessor of Mechanical and Elec-trical, was accepted with regret ,

Dr. Letson has been on leave ofabsence for the past year.

Two promotions were authorizedby the board . Dr. Dorothy Dalla swas raised from Instructor to As-sistant Professor of French. Dr .Harry Warren, lecturer in Miner -elegy and Petrography, was pro-moted to Assistant Professor ,

Dr . G . G. Sedgewick has consent-ed to give the address at th eannual Fall Congregation, Dr.

Klinck stated,

Increasing in intensity every day, the "Battle of th eQuad" entered its fifth day Thursday noon .

Since Monday, when a frosh-soph fight in the Audi-torium started 1936 inter-class hostilities, every noon hou rhas seen furious, but for the most part harmless fighting .

Tuesday, the frosh becom-ing slightly irked at the in -dignities imposed upon themby sophs who set up a sho eshine stand, attacked thestand and completely wrecke dti .

An added attraction o nTuesday's show was the ap-pearance of a fire hose in th eArts Men's . Common Roomwindow. Those unfortunateenough to be in the quad atthe time stated that the hosewas no joke .

This was substantiated bymembers of the Disciplin eCommittee who began t oshow an interest in the "play-ful bickering" of the fros hand sophs ,

Alan Morley, always obeying th ecall of duty, interfered Wednesdaywhen the frosh tried to enter theArts Building and invade the sec-ond year meeting . The crowd, no tat all caring about this, congregat-ed at the west end of the quad todiscuss plans .

It was then that the highlight o fthe whole war was enacted ,

From out of the window of asecond storey room came th egushing flow of the reliable fir ehose. Scores of those belo wwere soaked to the skin as th ecamermen from the Ubyssey an dSun snapped the scene from th esame room that the hose was in !Wednesday's performance was

concluded with a few spurts o fegg-tossing, but it was definitel yshown that this art was not quitedeveloped . The morrow would sho wdifferent .ORGANIZED LINE-U P

The line-up on Thursday wa smore interesting . At the drinkin gfountain a couple of hundred boyswhose actual class is not known ,stood facing a similar group offrosh who were on the parking lot .No Man's Land was the space be-tween the Administration Buildingand the Auditorium .

After much hurling of abuse ,the two lines began to advance.Then, as the fresh reached th ehalf .way mark, Alan Morle ystepped out in the path of the on .coming lines .It showed courage, but it start-

ed something .For at that moment, from the

ranks of the defenders came a bar -rage of eggs . If it had been plan-ned for months it wouldn't havebeen more effective .

Among others, Morley got thefull force of an egg, which, by th eway, was a source of equal deligh tto frosh and soph . They both hatehim .

Another shoeshine stand wa swrecked Thursday, which actio nwas followed by a free-for-all i nthe quad. Through it all Gould andMorley stood in impassive silenc eand noted names. Whether any-body will be called before the Dis-cipline Committee is not known .Certainly enough names have bee nentered in Alan's little black book .

Members of the DisciplineCommittee are, in addition to th eaforesaid Morley, John Wltbeck ,Phil Emory, vice-presidents of theJunior and sophomore classes ,and Audrey Norwood .

Another battle is expected bymany for today noon . Authoritie sare not unprepared, as Alan an dJay have promised a riot squad t oquell troubles .

REGISTRATIONUP AGAIN

But Teachers an dNurses Decrease

U. B. C . registration this year to .

tale 1,889, in comparison with 1,84 8

of 1935. These figures indicat ethat there, is little change in thenumber of students attending theuniversity, although certain depart-ments have increased or decreasedthis fall .

Applied Salinas has 341 regis-tered, with only 272 last year .The nursing registration, how •ever, Is down from 69 to 34.Aggle students have Increase dfrom 63 to 66. The first yearAgriculture registration has doub-led, with 30 attending this year.

Teacher training registration ha sgone clown considerably this year ,with 36 registered as against 60 i n1935 .

Following are the detailed fig.urea of registration as at Sept . 28 :Faculty of Arts and Scienc eFirst Year 43 6Second Year 32 7Third Year 28 3Fourth Year 21 0

-- 1,255

Faculty of Applied Soleno eSecond Year 14 8Third Year 8 6Fourth Year 5 9Fifth Year 4 8

-- 341Faculty of Applied Scienc e

(Nursing )Second Year 1 1Third Year 7Fourth Year 9Fifth Year 7

3 4

Faculty of Agricultur eFirst Year 3 0Second Year 1 0Third Year 1 5Fourth Year 1 1

Graduates 3 1Teacher Trainin g

Course 36

3 6Students who hav e

registered a n dpaid registrationfee but who havenot filled in de-tails in registra-tion booklet 67

6 7— 1,830

Occupational Coursein Agriculture 6

Public Healt hNursing 2 6

Social Service 2 4Extra-Sessiona l

Classes 3

--

5 9TOTAL 1,889

Students who have applied bymail for registration an dwhose credentials are in or-der but who have not ye tregistered 3

6 63 1

TOTEM STAFF NEEDE DAn enlarged Totem, an im-

proved Totem, a Totem bulgingwith generous sized campus pho-tos, a pictorial jewel reflectin gevery conceivable campus activ-ity, mood and whimsy, is th e

glowing plan of the Totem staffthis year. Examination of year -

hooks from other colleges inCanada and to the South ha s

convinced the editors that U . B .

C. demands a more tr uly repre-

sentative and impressive Totem .

Increased organization an dsubdivision of departments i nTotem compilation leaves a largestaff to be selected . Since the

work is interesting and serves asinsight to U . B. C. activities, an d

since a larger staff will divid e

individual assignments, the edi-tors this year invite student s

who have had experience in th ehazy past with High Schoo lyearbooks, or who are interestedin the Totem, to join the staff .Application is made at the Pub-lications office in the afternoon .

BOOKS LOST

The Old

Story

Forty Arts Men Tur nTo SupportCampus Co p

Alan Morley, super campuscop and guardian of thepeace, was re-elected Presi-dent of the Arts Men's Under -graduate Society by an over-whelming majority at themeeting held in Arts 100 o nThursday,ONLY 40 THER E

Morley's fame as a disciplinarianand his notoriety as a yellow jour -nalist precluded any possibility o fcompetition .

The undergraduates, 40 strong ,showed their supreme confidenc eIn his well-practiced ability toshepherd them' through the wil-derness to fresh pastures b yelecting him to his high office b yacclamation .

A frosh-soph fight in day sof yore. It hapepned the nand will probably happen i ndays to come .

Morley Makes It

Again ; Elected

Arts Prexy

Paddy Colthurst followed to stan dat Morley's right hand as secretar ytreasurer . The remaining position son the A . M . U. S . are filled by th eclass representatives .

President Morley gave notice thatthe Arts Ball would be held thi syear at the Commodore Cabaret o nNovember 19th . Then he wen tforth and was greeted by the loya land enthusiastic multitude .

A Rumanian war veteran, whos ehands have been paralyzed for anumber of years, is exhibiting i nVienna pictures he has painte dwith his right foot . He is up againstunfair competition ; it is apparen tmany modern artists are using bot hfeet .

—Portland Oregonian .

LOSTBrown Waterman's eversharp

Wednesday noon, somewherearound the quad . Please return t oMr . Horne's office .

Youth is apt to labor under th emisapprehension that sex was dis-covered somewhere in the Wilso nadministration, and that no oneover thirty really understands it ,

—George Stewart in Scribner's .

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THE UBYSSEY

Friday, October 2, 1936

EDITOR IN CHIEFZOE BROWNE-CLAYTON

SENIOR EDITOR STUESDAY : Kemp Edmonds

FRIDAY : Darwin Baird

SPORTS EDITO RDick Elso n

ASSOCIATE EDITOR SKen Grant

Dorothy Cummings

Frank Turner

ASSISTANT EDITORSDave Smith

B ll Sibley

Peggy Higg s

STAFF PHOTOGRAPHE RStewart Calver t

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NATIONAL FILM SOCIETY

One of the functions of a University is generally ac-knowledged to be that of broadening individual viewpoints .To demonstrate that there are many types of art, man ydifferent ideas, many different governments, many types o fhumor and many different races in the world today .

Universities are often hampered in this aim by lack ofequipment. There is, however, in Vancouver today a societ ythat in part supplies this lack . The National Film Societyby exhibiting films produced in many different lands unde rmany different techniques has a definitely widening influenc eon all who attend its performances .

We are proud that the president of this Society is amember of our own faculty and hope that In future thes eNational film performances will become even more popula rwith University students than they are today .

INITIATION

Again this year the campus has had to suffer from th eoutbreaks of fighting between the freshmen and the sopho-mores. These fights—they could better be termed riots—have come to be daily occurrences .

Surely such troubles are a positive indication that som eorganized initiation programme is badly needed . There mustbe some means by which the new students can have thei rfun without appearing childish . A safety valve must b eprovided .

It Is without doubt true that suppression of such affairsas the annual bonfire have had their unpleasant reactions .Nevertheless the fact that a little roughouse is needed mus tbe faced .

If any committee or group can formulate a program tha tincludes good fun and safety they will have solved th etrouble. Such a program must be prepared for 1937 .

TOTEM PROJECTS

Well, we are a big University now . We are 21 yearsold and quite grown up . To celebrate this fact there havealready been published two extra large editions of the Uby-ssey, one last spring and one early this term. We now thinkthat it is time to put out a super-super Totem as a mementoof our 21 years .

Plans have already been drawn up to include individua lpictures of every member of the student body, more picturesof campus views, pictorial news pages, write-ups on frater-nities and sororities in addition to the regular club stories ,pictures taken at dances, games, etc . In fact, to make theTotem a complete record of the University year .

The Totem staff alone cannot accomplish such a task .They are willing to bear the brunt of the extra work thatsuch a book would mean. Council, if you students are fav-orable, would give their support to the project . So what weneed Is your favor .

The Publications board would greatly appreciate letter sanswering the following questions : Would you like a biggerand better Totem this year or are you completely satisfie dwith the old one? Do you think that it would be a goodidea to include pictures of every student on the campus i nthe book? If this was done would you buy a copy of th ebook? Are you willing to co-operate with the Totem staffby turning in your timetables promptly and appearing fo ryour appointments? Have you any ideas as to how to im-prove the selling of the Totem ?

We are willing to do our best to please you if you wil lonly let us know what you desire .

SOOTHING SYRU P

lls are

Heaven will protect thepooh working girl, we are In -formed on the unimpeachableevidence of one of those im-perishable ballads of the '80's .It would be comforting indee dif only it could be relied upo nto do the same for harassedmembers of the Disciplin eCommittee who are driven b ystern duty to thrust them -selves between warring fac-tions of undergraduates amidbarrages of musty eggs andstreams of water .

These sad reflectionsprompted by the recent ex-perience of the Campus Crabin fulfilling the manifest bu tsomewhat ridiculous destin yof official pacifier during theinitiation period .

It is an occupation conduc-ive neither of the serene calmnor the contemplative atti-tude so necessary to on ewhose other functions includejudicial review of the short-comings of authority and oc-casional castigation of its ab-surdities .

SWEET OI LTherefore, you need not be

surprised if there is moresweet oil than vinegar in thi scolumn until after the shout-ing and the tumult dies (wehope) on October 8 . Shakingsilly freshmen and sopho-mores by the collar until theytemporarily regain some sem-blance of human reasonable-ness exhausts the Crab's sup-ply of venom. (According tothe canons of zoology this in -fers a peculiar breed of cra bIndeed, but let that pass . )

Since exercise has drive nthe Crab into a mood wherehe must commend something ,the handiest thing appears t obe the first showing of pic-tures by the National Film So -ciety in the Little Theatr eWednesday night .

AND SODOMITE SThe first four films import-

ed by the Society are a revel-ation to most of us that sawthem . There can be some-thing more than a Gene Strat -ton Porter theme or a Phil oVance thrill to a moving pic-ture, a fact that many of ushave suspected, but hav enever before seen demon-strated.

There is no doubt that "Lotin Sodom' aroused the mostinterest among such studentsas were present, though theCrab is willing to bet his leftgreat claw that 90 per centof them would need to resor tto the "not for general circu-lation" shelves of the librar ypsychology section beforethey could come close to afull comprehension of it .

At least, however, a goodmany of them will have to be-come aware for the first timethat an intellectual considera -tion of practices even ye tshunned in general conversa-tion by a majority of modernpennle is not incompatiblewith the moral standards de-manded of university stud-ents .

Or even Faculty members ,they may have noticed .

AND THOSE HAND SAn amusing sidelight on

that film was the universa lapproval of the shot of thetwo hands with water run-ning over them, as one of theoutstanding artistic achieve-ments of the evening. Yethow many students that sa wthem realized their signifi-cance in the sequence of thecomposition ?

Much the greatest triumphof the evening, however, wa sthe underground scenes i n"Kameradschaft." To theCrab, who has spent a consid-erable portion of his long andnot altogether distinguishedcareer twisting the crank of a"waterleyner" in the bowels

Lyall Vine

by our candid eGm nr(1 i n

—Plinio by Staff Photographer .

Lyall Vine, custodian of thecash receipts, was caugh t

asimiling pose . But make nomistake, that smile wil lvanish when he gets dow nto the serious task o farranging the budget . Lyal lis a Scienceman

U . E. S .Dean Finlayson will address th e

University Engineering Society o nThursday, October8. The meetingwill take place in Applied Science100 at 12 .25 p .m . All Sciencemenare urged to attend .

LOST : Medium sized black Scha .offer fountain pen Tuesday morn-ing in cafeteria or between sameand Science building . Finder pleasereturn to Publications office Imme-diately .

MUSICAL SOCIET YAll applicants and old member s

are asked to turn out to a meetin gin Ap. Sc. 100, Friday, 12,15. Aninvitation is extended to all inter-ested in music .

PHRATERES NOTIC EThe All Phrateres Meeting i n

Arts 100 announced for Monda ynoon has been postponed unti lFriday .

PLAYERS NOTIC EWill all applicants for the Play-

ers' Club who were unable to at-tend the meeting on Thursday ,please give in their names at onc eto the secretary of the Club. Try-outs will start Tuesday .

of the earth, and has seenmore than one of his fellowminers pass out in these mis-haps Inseparable from the lif eof the mines, portions of itwere almost unbearable .

NOT GODS, NOT DEVILSHow true it was — ho w

true !One must disregard the ob-

viously home-town patriotismof the surface plot, but thosemen down below !

The dear, damn, dumb, he-roic, scared stiffs! There isno such thing, fond thoughwe are of advertising it, asthe "dignity of labor." Thetrue dignity of these me ncomes out only when theyforget they are working men,and become human beings ,helping their mates to dodg ethe death that hangs overthem all, or pitting themselvesagainst inevitable extinction .

Why has no Hollywood di-rector ever been able to pro-duce such unselfconscious he -roes? For every one of the mwas scared green, and youknew it at once — but nonestopped fighting because ofthat .

The Crab, thank God, ha snever had to be a hero, bu the has heard that rendingcreak of yielding timber andthe thudding rattle of fallingrock, and has scuttled awaydown the drift with his heartplaying tag with his tonsils .

You need to have heardthat before you can appreci-ate what Pabst has done in"Kameradschaft . "

But once you have heard it ,it is real—too damned real !

At any rate, here's a pat onthe back for the NationalFilm Society for having i tbrought here.

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NEW STATISTICSLABORATORIE S

Statistics laboratories wil lsoon be housed' in new en-larged quarters, it is indicatedby Prof. Drummond .

They will be moved fro mpresent cramped quarters toVocational Building, locatednear University barns an dcheese factory .

The new quarters are atpresent being fitted out withlatest model statistical equip -ment ,use abou

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Through efforts of Mr.Drummond, the intricate an dexpensive statistical machin-ery has been obtained free o frental costs from the Interna-tional Busines Machines com-pany .

U. of Alta. HasRadio Voice

By LARRY ALEXANDE RUNIVERSITY OF ALBER-

TA, Edmonton, Sept . 28 (WIPU) — University of Albertaradio station CKUA, will ope nits programmes for the 1936 -37 season on Friday evening ,October 2 . The regular sche-dule will commence on th efollowing Monday. As lastyear, the station will operateapproximately from noon un-til 2.30 in the afternoon andfrom about 7 to 9 in the even-ings .

Afternoon programs wil lbe principally talks, while th eevening programs will in-clude the Symphony Hour, al-ready one of the station' smost popular features, an dplays by the CKUA players .Talks of general interest wil lalso be featured in the even-ings. The Gateway new sbroadcast, with Larry Alexan-der as news commentator willbe on the air again on Thurs-day afternoons .

This year CKUA will belinked with CFCN, "The Voic eof the Prairies," in Calgary,one of Canada's most power-f u 1 broadcasting stations ,which should give the Univer-sity programs a very widecoverage.

DOES DECIDING where andwhat to buy tbings bother you ?Just glance over THE UBYSSE Yadvertisements. The busines shs THE UBYSSEY can easilyand completely satisfy you revery need. You will find itconvenient and profitable to d oso . Each firm represented is

WORKING AN DFIGHTING FO RVANCOUVER A N DBRITISH COLUMBI AThe candid editorial opinions of TheVancouver Sun are a mirror-like re -flection of the people who read it .These are the pick of the flock —people on the way up—the men an dwomen from seventeen to seventy wh oart growing .They are, in business, the veteran bos swith the young brain, the get-actio nexecutives under him, the newt -say-die salesmen, the up-and-coming cubs .They are the able doers In law an dmedicine who win cases and sees lives ;in politics, who fight to better con -ditions; on farms, who plow with thei rheads as well as their hands ; in school sand colleges, who teach and study fo radvancement hen and now.These are the sane, solid, solvent, as -piring British Colombians for who mThe Sun is edited .These are the people who dominat eand will dominate Canadian life—an dThe Sun is their favorite newspape rsimply because It so faithfully and ef-fectively represents them and thei rthought.The measure of the character and in -fieunce of any newspaper is not onl yin how it looks or what it claims, bu talso in how it speaks and what it saysto its readers .There's no better way to diagnose anewspaper's value to you or your chil -dren than by its editorial standards .

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THE UBYSSEY

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THE FRESHMAN QUESTIO NIN OTHER UNIVERSITIES

No make up for freshettes so theinitiation committee has ruled . Well ,that just means that your hair mus tbe extra special nice, Freshettes . Andhave you a break! RUSSIAN DUCHESSBEAUTY salon at 768 Granville Stree tis giving away a free Pine-A-Rol sham-poo with every finger wave and mar-cel from October 1 to October 15 .Pine-A-Rol is a special treatmen tshampoo which is non-darkening and as you know, Russian Duchess wave sare the best . You'll need to have a nice wave for the Frosh or theSorority cabarets next week so you'd better phone Trinity 4727 righ taway and get your appointment, as there is going to be a big rush fo rthis free offer .

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Have you heard that Jay, our president, intends to go to the Fros hattired in loud brown checked pants and a bright colored shirt? You'll haveto pick your clothes with care, co-eds if you want to outshine him . Whynot go down to MADAME RUNGE'S at South Granville and look over someof her stunning afternoon and informal evening dresses? She is featurin grust quite prominently and there is an adorable dress in this attractiv ecolor trimmed with net appliques outlined in gold beads .

Black is considered smarter than ever this year, so why not tryon the tunic dress which has the new shorter tunic and is embroideredin gold lame . It also has a lame scarf and corded belt of gold . This i sa dress which is impossible to resist and would be perfect both for th eFrosh or sorority tea dates.

Pecary gloves in dark beige! Even a million-airess couldn't get better and you lucky varsit ygirls can get them made to order for only $3 .25at the TAILORED WOMAN, which is run in con-junction with the Wool Shop at 2207 West 41s tAvenue .

These gloves are perfect for driving and al lsports and while casual enough for campus wea rthey are also correct when worn with tailoredclothes down town . They retain all their fit an dsmartness for years, outlasting all other types o fgloves .

If you prefer, you may order suede gloves i nalmost any shade to match your suit or coat . Belts and hats can als obe tailored out of leather to order . If you have an old suede coat whichs now unused you can get one or two pairs of gloves made from it atthe Tailored Woman .

You may also order knitted suits from the Wool Shop speciallyknitted for you with their lovely wools . They go very well with leatheraccessories .

Everybody seems to be wearing suits this season. Why not mak eyours just a little different . There is no trick to it—just wear one o fthe new dark blouses sponsored by the LINGERIE SHOP on South Gran-ville Mrs Paton says black ts the best of All She can show you som every smart blouses in midnight black with Peter Pan collars and crysta lbuttons . If you prefer something a little softer there are those whic hhave the cunningest beruffled jabots . She is featuring triple sheers i nbrown, navy, and pastels as well as black, all carrying the latest fashio ndetails and priced from $2 .95 up .

You will need a new pair of dress shoes to wea rat those sorority rushing dates and RAE-SONS IUD -GET is the best place to get perfect fit an dcomplete satisfaction at a reasonable price . Justwalk up stairs from Rae-Sons main floor on 64 4Granville Street and you will find shoes to suit you revery need at college .

Patent trimmed suede is very smart just now andthe Budget shop is featuring models with the ne wside tie in brown and black . Just right for an after -noon tea date . Or there are the brown and blac kstitched gabardines which promise to be so popula rthis fall .

You cannot fail to be satisfied at the Budget shop where every pai rof shoes is tops and still only costs $6 .60 .

And where do all the most prominent Varsity students go to ge ttheir pictures taken, Frosh? Why ABERS of course, the best photographe rin town .

As Mr . Aber says, "Your friends can buy anything you give the mbut your picture ." Quite a thought, isn't it ?

And out-of-town students, think how the family would like a pic-ture of you now that you are not at home . Aber can get the real yo uto give them .

Going to give a sorority tea or just any kind o ftea?

Is it difficult getting your table centre to hare !monize with your decoration scheme? Well, not a bi tdifficult if you phone Seymour 1484 and get BROW NBROS . to help you Did you know they have-a servic ewhich supplies bowls and flower containers in all shade sto harmonize with any color scheme? Attractive bowl stool So if you are trying to fit in fraternity colors into your tea tabl ejust get Brown Bros to supply you with a table centre that has a per-fectly matching container as well as flowers in the desired shades Yo uwill be getting the best blossoms, too, for everyone knows that Brow nBros is the only place in town to buy flowers .

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The list of accepted reporter sconsists of Annette Smith, G . N .Cull, Jack Zack, Beverley McCor •kell, Stewart McDaniel, Pat Bibbs ,Monty Fotheringham, RosemaryCollins, Archie Macaulay, Margar-et Findlay, J. Crowhuret, KayMann and Bill Knox .

Any students who have beengiven trials and have not yet turne dthem in are advised to do so im-mediately if they wish to get onthe staff.

The annual meeting of the Pub•lcations board will take place i nthe Pub, office on Tuesday noon .All new reporters must attend .

Wine: Over TheRugby Field

Sy P. L. •ATTRU M

UNIVERSITY OF ALBERTA, Ed .,monton, Sept. 28. (WIPU) — Twoaeroplanes belonging to the Ed•mouton Aero Club zooming over th erugby field gave an exhibition ofhedge-hopping and low flying beforethe packed grandstand prior to th eopening rugby game between Var-sity Polar Bears and Edmonton Hi .Grads on Saturday afternoon .

This practice was inauguratedtwo years ago when North Sawle,a member of the Aero Club, wa sa student of the University, and hasnow assumed the proportions of auniversity tradition, Aero club of-ficials have declared themselve sonly too pleased to help the univer-sity in this matter, and said the ywere willing to give exhibitions o fflying with any number of machine sbefore all the games played at theVarsity grid if the officials so de -sired. Over town firms have sig •nifled their willingness to donateprizes and the feature may bemade into an interesting competi-tion, with prizes for the most ac -curate drop of a ball from eachplane, as well as for the catchin gof the ball by players on the field .

Items of InterestIn order that the activities of the

student body of the University ma ybe effectively carried on, the Alm aMater Society has been organized ,with a governing executive calledthe Students' Council. The , dutyof the Students' Council is to con-trol all activities of the societiessubsidiary to the Alma Mater So-ciety. The Council consists of ninemembers, chosen from the Juniorand Senior Years, John GrovesGould being President for Sessio n1936. 37 ,

And lastly, there is the Publica-tions Board, best known from theHandbook, The Totem and Th eUbyssey, official student publicatio nof the Uulveseity . Miss Zoe-BrownClayton is tt,1s year's editor-in •chief .

U. B. C . frosh and sophs ,within the quiet confines of adisciplined campus seem tohave lost the stoical tradi-tions of old .

To get an idea of what ini-tiation and the enforcing oftradition means one has to goto the University of Nevad aat Reno. In common with thehome-town the students o fthis university believe In thesolution of problems by swiftand uncompromising action .Offending lowerclassmen ge ta taste of the "Black Maria" ,a huge leather paddle wieldedby upperclassmen .

This retribution was earned byfailing to observe the tradition thatupperclassmen were to be exclusivewearers of "cords" and the punish-ment was carried out behind a barnor somewhere with the publishedexplanation that such punishmen tought to encourage the following o ftradition, eventually making un-necessary such action. Which i spretty smooth logic .

On the other side of the fenceis Manitoba where the student i swelcomed by various organization swith much glee through the med •diem of the student paper with theemphasis of peaceful co-operationby way of the glad hand and ex •planation of things all and sundry .A feature of the first issue of theManitoban is a series of essays o n"how to read," "writing examina-tions," "why write essays," etc. ,written by members of the Faculty .A hale fellow, well met attitude i sscattered forth with much aban •don by clubs telling of the oppor-tunities which they offer . All inall, great Christian spirit and al lthat sort of thing.

At U. C. L. A., California uni-versity, frosh seem to spend thei rfirst hours at varsity runningaround after their student advisors ,clutching vainly at the threadswhich go to make up the Academiccurriculum and student life . Thecondition of such advisors after in-terviewing all day is a cross be.tween a drunk arriving home i nthe wee small hours of the morn-ing and the city editor when twobig stories break at once half a nhour before deadline .

Thrown back in our laps by th eManitoban, U. of Man. student pub-lication, comes the Ubyssey's swee tlittle jingle of last year :She doesn't paint, she doesn't rouge ,She doesn't smoke, she doesn' t

booze ,She doesn't kiss, she doesn't pet,She's 58 and single yet !

A TYPICAL FRESHMA NFrom an official McGill report

for the last year, it is interestin gand amusing to draw some conclu-sion about undergraduates and par-ticularly the individual who wil lcomprise the typical university ju-nior and senior of tomorrow, th eFreshman in Arts and Science .Consider that specimen who is to -day a sophomore . He was—and th eFreshman today is just about th esame, one surmises—18 .3 years old ,and weighed 140 .7 pounds. Hisheight was exactly 6 feet, 9 inches .And his vital capacity was 264 . Hi shealth, five chances out of seven ,would be classed as "A" . Therewere 223 of him in first year. Thisimmature home sapiens was short-er, lighter, but probably brainie rthan the "average" Hollywood hero ,who, we believe, romantic type,should be 5 feet 11, and ape type ,6 feet 1 . What he lacked in aver-ageness he made up for in workand examinations . While not full -grown, he is only 7 pounds lighte rthan his 22 year old brother in firs tyear Medicine, and actually 2 in-ches taller !

The only disillusioning thingabout him is that there is no suc hindividual ; there is no such thin gas a "typical' 'freshman .

—Manitoban .

Second Case OFU.B.C. Chivalry

Still further proof that the ageof chivalry is slowly returning tothe campus has just been brough tto light .

Recently, it will be remembered,the sad case was reported of afreshman offering his seat to on eof the opposite sex .

That this was not a mere whim ,but signs of an insidious disease i ssubstantiated by the following :

A woman student of this uni- 'versity—not a freshette — wa srounding the corner at Tenth an dAlma, to catch a waiting street -car . To her left on the sidewalk, aFlaming Youth was speeding along—on his tricycle . Suddenly, with -out signalling her intention, thecareless student sharply turned th ecorner.

The Youth set his jaw ; grim de -termination flashed in his narrowedeyes, This was one of those blan-kety jay-walkers who would betaught a lesson. With skilfull man-oeuvring he bumped the Student ,barked her ankle and squashed hertoes, then sped on .

Mildly surprised, the Studentlooked down at this cause of an-noyance, then with sugary syco-phany she lilted sweetly :

"I'm awfully sorry, sonny . "

Council, it was reported unoffi-cially, demands that such incidentsof chivalry and courtesy cease im-mediately, on grounds that theyare contrary to all tradition an dendanger a reputation gained b yformer student bodies ,

Science Election sAs yet only two Science Classes

have held their elections, Theyare Science '39 and '37. The fol-lowing were elected to office in 3rdyear : President, Spud Davis ; Vice -president, H. W. B. P. Leckie-Ew-ing; Secretary-treasurer, Bud Kil-lam ; Men's Athletic Rep., Dan Bur•nett.

In the graduating year: Hon .Pres ., Walter W. Gage ; President ,Bill Dayton ; Vice-president, BobHodge ; Secretary treasurer, DanThompson ; M. A. R., Les . Dillwolfe .

Musician's BookIs Inspiratio nFor Success

"The books which help you mostare those which make you thin kthe most . "

So wrote Theodore Parker andthis on the fly-leaf of a bookletjust published entitled, "Instant AB C's for Success" is a key to wha tis unquestionably a most inspirin gmessage to those of us who areseeking a stimulus to help us in ou refforts toward successful achieve-ment. And who of us is there whois not seeking such inspiration ?

From among the "B's" we quoteone of the practical messages o fInspiration : "BEWILDERED !Shucks! Your solution isn't fa ra w a y. SEEK IT. BE PER-SUADED! "

Written in this refreshing man-ner by Kenneth Roes, who is amember of the Incorporated Soci-ety of Musicians in London, Eng-land, it is the author's earnes tprayer that the message containedin the pages of his book will suc-cessfully inspire and assist in ac-complishing the realization of yourfondest hopes . They are the fruitsgleaned from experiences in the lifeof the author thus far, and are th eresult of practical experience . —D. C.

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FROSH STAGPARTIES SUNDAY

This year Students' Council, tak-ing a hint from the' successful fire -sides that have been put on by th ewomen in past years, are institut-ing a similar function for freshmen .

Several men of the Junior an dSenior years will entertain new -comers to the University in in-formal groups on Sunday afternoon .

Howie McPhee, as representativeof the Council, and Bob McMaster ,the Secretary of the S . C. M. havemade the arrangements. The hostswill undertake to ask the freshme npersonally, and will have charge o fany program that they may wantto make up.

The following men have kindl yconsented to act as hosts, assistedby those of their own friends whomthey may care to invite :

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Historical Sketch byExecutive Membe r

By NORAH SIBLE YIn the eyes of Freshtttes a

certain mystery surrounds thename "Phrateres," and iftheir courage permits themto attempt its pronunciationan outstanding originality isdisplayed. To the Greeks theword meant brotherhood, andto the club members it is gen-erally interpreted as standingfor that warm feeling of in-terest and goodwill existin gamong members of a family .

Originating at the University of I

California in 1924, the organizationhas pread to eight American col-leges, although U. B. C. holds thedistinction of being the first Can-adian university to include it in itscampus life .

MEMBERSHIP INCREASIN GIt was in 1934 that Clare Brown ,

enthusiastic president of the W. U.S ., introduced Phrateres to meet adefinite need existing in the campuslife of the women students. It metwith an enthusiastic welcome an dseven sub-chapters were immedi-ately organized, each with an ap-proximate membership of twent ygirls . Since then membership ha sincreased steadily . Within the smal -ler unit of the sub-chapter the girl smeet twice monthly for a socialand a business meeting . Variousactivities such as theatre parties ,hikes, club breakfasts, etc ., are ar-ranged during the holidays . Largemajor functions which All-Phra-teres sponsors include the annualFaculty Tea and Initiation Banquet.

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As its motto "Famous for Friend-liness" implies, the organizationaims to bring the women of thecampus into closer contact with oneanother. As Dean Bollert says :"Phrateres offers the best oppor-tunity on the campus'for the form-ing of friendships at a minimu mcoat of time and money, "

That Phrateres plays a very im-

Freshette Tea

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In a section of the cafeteri acorraled off from the com-mon run of business by rowsof tables, the senior womenentertained their "little sis-ters" at tea this week, on theoccasion of the annual senior-freshette tea sponsored bythe Women's UndergraduateSociety .

In order that the freshettesmight talk personally with theleaders of the activities in whic hthey are interested, booths for thedifferent women's sports and club swere set up around the room .

The "big sisters" who foun dthemselves responsible for servingtea to the freshettes experienced alittle more difficulty in manipulat-ing tea trays through the crowdthan they were wont to do at for-mer teas held in the more spaciou sgymnasium .

portent part in campus life is af-firmed by Audrey Horwood, presi -dent of the W.U.S . "I am highl yappreciative of the service Phra-teres renders the campus as awhole. It keeps the majority of th ewomen organized and provides acontinuous social contact impos-sible in the loosely-organized struc-ture of the Women's Undergradu-ate Society . I think Phrateres hasa niche for every girl on the camp -us and every girl a contribution t omake to Phrateres . "FRESHETTES WELCOME D

The club is thoroughly demo-cratic and all freshettes desirou sof membership are cordially Invit •ed. "We hope," says Madge Neill ,this year's president, "that as manyfreshettes as possible will joinPhrateres, for in so doing they cangive it the impetus of new enthus-iasm and assist in carrying out ou rpurpose of making Phrateres a sig-nificant organization on the camp-us . "

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On Wednesday afternoo nold members of Phraterescast aside their student wor-ries to gather in the Lowe rCommon Room for a friendlychat and tea. Old acquaint-ances were renewed and fres hones made amidst a livelyhub - hub of laughter andgood-will .

Phrateres' colours of blu eand gold were carried out inthe autumn flowers and tal lcandles centering the tea -table. Presiding at the urn swere Audrey Horwood, Presi-dent of the W. U. S., and BethEvans, president of the Wo-men's Athletic Association .

Katherine Scott, Muriel Chave ,Gertrude Grayson, Merle Turnbull ,Ellen Boving, Laurel Carter andMim Cosens acted as serviteurs .

Madge Neill, president of Phra-teres, conducted the brief busines smeeting which followed the tea . "Itis our purpose this year," she said ,"to make Phrateres a significantorganization on the campus and t oco-operate to make many newfriendships

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She explained the new system oforganization, by which the sub -chapters are being formed to sui tthe time at which the girls ca nmeet. It is felt that this changewill make possible much better at-tendance and so arouse much great-er enthusiasm in the club's activi-ties . Freshettes are cordially in-vited, and ell girls are requested t oregister as soon as possible that the

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Informal Firesides

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The Women's' Undergradu-ate Society has arranged fire-sides at the homes of senior sand juniors for the purpose ofwelcoming freshettes morepersonally than possible a tthe larger functions . Theseparties will be held at thehomes of about fiften upper -class women on Sunday after -noon at 4.30 .

The freshettes will receiv etheir invitations from the in-dividual hostesses by phoneand an attempt will be mad eto group the newcomers wit ha few of their friends . Amongthe guests will be several up-perclass women with whomfreshettes will also becomeacquainted .

Each of the hostesses has plan-ned an afternoon of games, Varsit ysing-songs and individual enter-tainment . Following the afternoo nparties the freshettes will be ableto attend, together, the special Uni-versity church service which is tobe held in the Canadian Memorialchapel unday evening .

In charge of the arrangements .for these firesides is Madge Neill ,president of the Phrateres, assist-ed by members of the Phrateresexecutive.

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The usual squash will bejust not the thing at th eFrosh reception to be held onOct. 8, this year, as the com-mittee in charge have re -served the more spaciousHappyland dance floor inplace of the Embassy ball -room.

Freshmen, new students in thefirst two years of any faculty, mayobtain complimentary tickets onlyif they are wearing the green re-galia .

The initiation greenery must alsobe worn up until midnight at thereception, when a ceremony wil ladmit the freshmen, under a spe-cially constructed University arch ,as full-fledged members of the stu-dent body .

final lists may be posted . A com-mittee consisting of Nora Sibley ,Adelia Thurber and Anna Root wa snominated to investigate possibili-ties for a clubroom .

The president then read a tele-gram of greeting from ClareBrown, former W . U. S. presidentand founder of Phrateres, who isat present studying at ColumbiaUniversity .

"In Phrateres you will find girl swho need you and girls whom yo uneed. Phrateres has been of grea thelp to me in my work on the camp -us," said Dean Bollert, the honor-ary president, in a speech whic hclosed the meeting ,

This year's executive consists ofMadge Neill, president ; Norah Sib-ley, vice-president ; Olga Webber ,secretary, and Jessie McRae, treas-urer .

By Sophette

"Going to Kappa Kappa te athis afternoon? '

"No, I'm going to the KappaAlpha Theta. What do youthink of it all? '

"They're very'sweet to you ,but there seems to be such alot of intrigue behind thescenes ."

The rushees try, and oftenvery successfully, to be blase ,but underneath the archedeyebrows and wise smile lie sa watery fear which mostlyconsists of wonder about a noverheard remark : "There'snothing lower on this earththan a' fraternity pledge." '

The first formal teas seem al -ways to be in a remote part of thecity or of a building which the un-fortunate rushee has never had a nopportunity to explore. In mostcases, however, the scientificall ytrained minds of the co-eds cop ewith this problem and they finall yarrive .

STIFF FORMALITY

It is a great deal of help thatthe sorority girls all know thenames and interests of the rushee sand discuss the same with charm-ing concern, but that can't go onforever and the conversation doe slapse occasionally just enough t olet the sophettes feel the slightl ystiff 'formality due, they have heard ,to the fact that the fraternity mem -bers are there only because they' dhave been fined if, they hadn't come .

Close on this comes disillusion "ment. Is that what sorority life i slike? Duties and fines—how dread -fully boreing. But then, just intime, a faint gurgle is heard fro mwhere several old members are dis -cussing a particularly thrillingcamp incident .

Interest returns and, still on thi swave of enthusiasm, the guests arecarried off to the dining-roomwhere with relatively few woodenmovements on the parts of th erushees or rushers the tea is ter-minated .

Homeward bound the sophomoreswax satirical over the recently pas tfunction in an effort to soothe afear that they have not impressedand a little less gnawing fear thatthey had not been impressed .

INFORMAL EAS EThe informal teas are better . In-

stead of finding herself drowning ina sea of strange faces, each one ofwhom seems to be leering in ex-pectation of recognition, the soror-ity guest finds herself couched com-fortably between several friendsconversing easily, perhaps almostcleverly, with three other leas fa -familiar rushers, the personalitie sand names o whom she has ha dthe opportuniTy to connect .

But this earlier chaos does notgive way long to the peace ofinformal teas . There is always thatinsidious sorority girl met some -where, among seventy others', wh oapproaches, wanting to know If i tis you or someone else that is in-vited' to such and such an addres son such and such a date, for on eof her rushing teas .

WHERE, OH, WHEREWhat sorority does she belon g

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Life is grim ; life is hard .Life Is not all beer andskittles .

No longer do I sit peace -fully in the Cafeteria chattingwith sisters under the skin .No, for I must be always onthe lookout for the abstractand eligible rushee, crystal-lized in the concrete person-ality of some probably friend-ly and certainly charmingsophomore whom I wouldlike to consign to Hades bu tdare not., Be. it not thoughttherefore that I do not lik eher, : for I do. I like her onlytoo well, So I seek her outreligiously, make conversa-tion which I know that sh eknows that I know that sh eknows is trivial, and strive totear myself away from her a tthe ;precise moment beforemy society becomes burden-some.

Gloom Settles

This is the preliminary or trialheat . It is followed by official rush-ing, a mad race from start to finish .Rushees are invited to a tea . Thetea is planned with careful atten-tion to detail, At the appointedhour and the appointed place, ac-tive and alumni members gathertogether bound by the strained ei-lence of suspense . Disguised gloo msettles down on the congregate dmultitude, for the hours are pass-ing and one rushee is present . Atlast, in threes and fours they ar-rive They have been at anothe rtea, They are here. Relief sweepslike a wave over the' room, andeveryone drives madly into conver-sation and tea .

Strain Increases

The strain increases as days pass ,and we are plunged into the compli-cated system of handicaps know nas individual rushing . Lunches ,teas, shows, lunches, teas—and th eactive member is very active an dgoes about in a daze making auto-matic gestures of courtesy . Every -thing is leading up to the suprem eclimax of the informal evenin gparty. It must be impressive, yetit must be seemingly careless an dinformal. These little details ofdecorations and songs and enter-tainment must be considered. Theymust be perfect, and time is veryshort.

Trust in Fate

Time is so short that suddenl ythe party is a thing of the past,and there is only one more tea t olook forward to, But rushing isalmost over, and all is in the handsof the gods. We tilt back our chairsin the Cafeteria, talk happily andinconsequentially of little things,and trust in fate ,

answer the other question . But i tis too late. Realizing your terro rshe tdost charmingly dismisses th etopic and with a friendly goodbyeleaves you alone to recover fromyour disturbed mental state.

When you have reached the pointwhere you can't see how you ca ngo another week without becomingwrinkled and haggard, you remem-ber the countless girls that hav ecome out sweet and unmarred andyour mind is set at rest for th ecoming formal parties .

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Gay in starched organdy and bows, freshettes lisped 'greetings to each other on the occasion of their first univer-sity banquet when they met at the children's party in th ecafeteria last night .

Suckers and goodies to thrill a youngster's heart me tthe eyes of the delighted infants-for-a-day as their bigsisters guided them to the taf and tied napkins under thei rchubby little chins .

Freat was the chagrin whenwayward new co-eds discov-ered that their desultory dis-regard of initiation necessi-ties had not been put overand all those freshetes thathad been noted as lacking bon -net or pigtail were called up-on to entertain the guestswith impromptu song, an ddance .

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By LARRY ALEXANDE RUNIVERSITY OF ALBERTA, Ed -

monton, Sept, 28 . (WIPU)—Fran kG. Swanson, Editor in Chief of th eGateway, in an interview today gavea brief outline of some of the inno-vations which can be expected i nthe paper during the coming winter ."Emphasis will be placed on th enews aspect of the paper," he an .nounced. "In general appearanceand makeup the paper will mor eclosely resemble the city dalliesthan has been the case heretofore .The size of the page has been some .what increased and will now con-sist of seven columns instead o fsix . "

Pictorial work will also be great-ly stressed this year, it being theintention to include pictures o fevery event possible. The principleof issuing rotogravure sections, in-augurated last year will not onl ybe retained but extended . The firstof these supplementary rotogravuresections will appear in the issue ofthe Gateway for October 9 . Thefirst issue of the Gateway for thi sterm will appear Friday of thi sweek . An innovation will be th epublication of the paper in two sec-tions, as is done with the cit ydailies .

The entire issue will consist of11 pages, which will appear as afirst section of six pages and a sec •cud section of eight . The section swill be folded together. Other newfeatures of this year's paper wil lbe the publication of a weekly mov-ie column, and the use of a newmodernistic nameplate on the fron tpage .

Dutch Scholar ToVisit Campu s

Under the auspices of the S,C .M „I)r . W. A . Visser T'Hooft of Hollan dwill be on the University campusfor a few days next week .

A brilliant scholar and pop ;tlarstudent worker, Dr . Visser T'Hoof thas held important positions i nstudent organizations. He is alsothe Geneva correspondent of aUnited States journal, and because"f this position is extremely wel linformed on till phases of the inter -national situation .

Ile will speak on the campu sTuesday noon in Arts 100 . A fluen tspeaker, he is sure to give an ex-tremely interesting and informativ eaddress . His subject will be an •issue ed later.

"I think that the pass system wil lundoubtedly be a good thing if i tgoes through with sufficient sup -port . "

Questioned about the Sciencemenwho so strongly opposed the meas-ure last year, Wltbeck gave it ashis opinion that the number of ac -tual objectors was very small, an dthat the pass system did not at -feet these Sciencemen more ad-versely than Artsmen . He hoped i twould instil some pep into the flag-leg University spirit .

Archie Byers, Captain ofthe Swimming Club : '

"Although the pass system wil lcarry no particular advantages forthe Swimming Club, I am never-theless in favor of the bill . It cer-tainly should draw bigger crowdsto the rugby games, give a bette rbacking to the University teams ,and create a better spirit In theUniversity as a whole. '

Archie would like to see the pas sinclude, it it were possible, theSwimming Galas .

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Graham Darling, Players'Club Member :

"As tar as the Players' Club isconcerned, it will be extremely ad-vantageous, It should eliminate an yloss on club performances, as ourbudget can be calculated occur-ately.

'"Besides saving money for al l

concerned, it certainly should ore-ate a good spirit among the stud-ents. It will mean that they wil lturn out in good numbers to mostof the important University tune -lions. "

Audrey Horwood, Presidentof W. U. S. ;

"I ant very much in favor of thepass system insofar as it would en -sure better university spirit mani-fested by full attendance at game sand other university functions . Itshould encourage student talent i nthe Players' Club and Musical So-ciety, as they will play to biggeraudiences . It is almost inevitabl ethat they should get bigger receiptsIf the general public continues t osupport them, for the student re-ceipts will be ensured . "

Beth Evans, Presiden tof W. A. 8 . :

"I think it's a swell idea, and i tshould foster a lot of universityspirit .. People seem to be distrust-ful of It because they think weretrying to give them something fo rnothing, but it's just the same prin -ciple as mass production : a lot oftickets can be sold for less mone ythan a few . "

Rowing Club GetsMore Money

At a meeting of the Rowing Clu bheld last Monday, president Wilso nMcDuffee announced that the Row-ing Club this year with a large rgrant from Student's Council andan advance in status will try to ac •comodate the great number offreshmen and novices turning outthis year ,

The Club are fortunate this yearIn again obtaining the coachin gservices of Tom Brown, Profes-sor Brand and West . It was duegreatly to the enthusiasm shownby the coaches that the Rowerswere able to put up such a fin eshowing in their meets last year ,overcoming the disability of th epoor equipment .

PRACTICE SPractices are being held every

Wednesday and Saturday afternoo nat the Vancouver Rowing Clu bheadquarters in Coal Harbour.

Freshmen and any new men wish.

lug to turn out are asked to ge tin touch with Wilson McDuffee o relse turn up at the Rowing Clu bwith strip on the clays mentioned .

Beverley Cunningham ,Phrateres :

"I'm all for the pass system . It'sa very fine idea . There will be awider range of opportunity for see-ing games, and in this way th eteams will be encouraged . The Mu-sical Society and the Players' Clubcould both stand a lot more suppor tthan they have been getting. The ycertainly deserve it, and I thin kthe pass system will help them ob-tain it. "

Phil Emery, Pres . S. M. U. S. :"Frankly, I am not in favor of

the proposed system as it no wstands . I believe that Science-wil lnot derive full benefit from it, butI am in favor of having a separat eScience pass system which wouldcover all Science functions andevents. Although it would be abit more expensive it would b eworthwhile to Sciencemen . "

"Bud" Burden, Ex . SeelyScience '39 :

"Although I was in favor of th esystem at the first I should like toknow the grounds on which theSystem was rejected by the Boardof Governors before I committe dmyself further. I too am heartil yIn favor of a separate Science Pas sSystem, "

Trevor Davis, Scienosman :"There are some of us who be-

Revs that, as gentlemen, we shouldbe permitted to exercise our ow njudgement concerning those func-tions which we may wish to attend .

Fresh Frosh FrothAfter many years of theatre-

going, I still can't make up m ymind whether most actors talk andact like Englishmen or whethermost Englishmen talk and act lik eactors . —George Jean Nathan .

A team of French contract-bridge players is with us. There is,however, nothing in a report tha tthey will play for double the wa rdebt or nothing .

—Richmond Times-Dispatch .

First Maid (talking about a part ygiven the clay before by her mis-tress)—And they all came In lim-ousines and had on the grandes tclothes and wore the bigges tdiamonds .

Neighbor's Mald—And what di dthey talk about ?

First Maid—Us . — Sidmouth Ob-server .

The potato peeled in fine condi-tion .

At the crack of the boiled egg ,they were away .

The coffee ran well .The race grew hot and even th e

syrup was dripping .And then the grapefruit spurted

and came in first . — Toronto Tele-gram .

Man (to neighbor)—i wish youwould sell that dog . Yesterday, mydaughter had to stop her singingbecause your dog was whining al lthe time .

Neighbor — I'm sorry, but you rdaughter started it . — VancouverDaily Province .

Shop Assistant—These shirts wil llaugh at any laundry .

Customer—Yes, I know that kind .I had some last time and the ycame back from the laundry wit htheir sides split,—Vancouver DailyProvince .

Diner (after sawing futilely fo rsome time at a piece of meat) —Waiter, I can put up with eatin ghorse, but I should like it It theanimal's harness was first re -moved . "

Old Lady — If you really wantwork—Farmer Gray wants a right -hand man .

Wandered—Jua' my luck, lidy —I'm left•'anded I "—Answers .

"Haven't I seen you before? "asked the judge .

"Maybe," replied the tailor . "Somany men owe me money I can' tremember their faces ."

By Larry AlexanderUNIVERSITY OF ALBERTA ,

Edmonton, Sept, 29 (WIPU) . —Province of Alberta "ProsperityCertificates" came into their ow nas far as student organization swere concerned last Saturday even -ing. A freshman attending theFreshman "Mixer Dance" tha tevening in the diningroom of Atha-'bases Hall, tendered one of the one -dollar certificates in payment o fadmission for himself and his part-ner. Bill Scott, President of theStudents' Union, who was officiat-ing at the door, accepted the "cer-tificate" in payment of the seventycent admission charge and gave thefreshman change in Canadian cur-rency. This is the first known caseof one of the provincial certificate sbeing offered or accepted by a stu-dent organization at this university .

Pnotography Clas sGeneral, Amateur and Profession -

al Photography Classes will be hel dby Mr. W, H. Best, F,R,S,A ., A.R .P .S. Mr. Best is a well-known con-tributor of technical articles tophotographic journals in England,Canada and this United States .

"I understand you have beenhaving your family tree looked up , "said Jones .

"Yes," replied Brown, "and i tcost me $5000. "

"Quite expensive, wasn't It? ""Yes, but it cost only $2000 to

have it looked up. The other $300 0was what I paid to have it hushe dup."—Baltimore Sun .

Jones—That man Smith Is goin ground telling lies about you .

James—I don't mind that, but i the begins to tell the truth I'll brea khis neck! —Annapolis Log .

HEADS SENIORS

Wilson McDufffie, rowin gclub prexy, who was chosento lead Arts '37 at the clas selections Wednesday. I twill be recalled that Mc -Duffee nearly succeeded i nhis campaign for A .M.S .president last spring .This is an old cut, but th etheme is everlasting . Thispicture depicts frosh-sop hantics of several years back .

LETTERS CLU BAt a meeting of the Letters Clu b

Tuesday noon, Albert Lake waselected president in the place ofReg. Jessup, who did not return tothe campus this year,

Shinobu Higashi was also electedin the office of archivist .

CORRESPONDENC EEditor Ubyssey .Dear Sir :

In view of the fact that theUbyssey as well as the Vancouvernewspapers, has unwarrantedl yquoted me on the matter of theStudent Union Building, I take thisopportunity to make my positionclear. The total monies in hand, andfunds quickly available, amountsto approximately $43,000 .

As to when the building will beconstructed is a matter dependingon the success this winter of effort swhich will be made, not on the uni -versity campus, to raise additiona lfunds .

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The Great God, Conversatio nA SKETCH . . . By Eleanor Collbran

I'm not a very good judge of character, but when I saw thatrushee turn up our path, I knew that the cream of the crop was atour very threshold. I ran for the door, stood there collecting m ythoughts and manners until the bell rang, turned the knob, and pulled .Five feet of sweet simplicity entered blushingly ,

"How do you do?" I inquired with the air of one whose only con-cern is the healthy of the rushee . "I'm Mary Baker.

"Oh," was the enthusiastic reply, "My name is Elizabeth None -characteristic of the young generation .

I ushered Miss Nonesuch into the living-room and ceremoniousl yseated her in the most comfortable chair . Nothing was too good fo rNonesuch. Immediately my sisters sprawled in a ring at her feet, an dI thought, (in that scrutinizing way of the older generation) that shelooked like a goddess on a pedestal and we were her humble servants .One of the sisters asked her if she were in school . The reply was abrief and hardly-audible, "Yes ." Then silence, "Do you like you rprofs?" "Yes," More silence, "Did you get into all your classes? ""Yes;"

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Oh, Great God of Conversation, what could we do? "Have you eve rbeen to Europe?" "No ." Well, something had to be done in a hurry .You simply can't tell much about a girl's character if she only says ye sand no . I spoke up, "Brain-storm," I began, addressing my intellectua lroom-mate, "where'd you get that divine dress?" "Stupid, you kno wI made it!" I sat there scowling at my own uneducated fingers . Theycouldn't even tell a needle from a crowbar ,

"Then the miracle happened . "I can sew," murmured the child o nthe pedestal. 'No!" we all exclaimed, glancing at each other unbeliev-ingly. Simultaneously we all followed her lead . "Did you make thatdress?" "No" Complete silence.

We tried in every way to extract a conversation from her, but wealways met with dismal failure . We smiled the charming smile ofrelief when the new shift of rushers came forward to take our dear

charge off our hands. Quickly we excused ourselves and went into acorner to dissect Miss Nonesuch .

In the corner, we whispered our comments, "She'd be swell if shecould talk. She'd do us a lot of damage in another house . Why, she'sour standards, she's right up there with all of us!" This came fro mBrain-storm,

"Yes," I agreed, "but we'll have to rush her the way the Alliesrushed Chateau Thierry if we really want her, She's Signi Phi Nothing' slatest nugget."

"They haven't a chance," added a third sister in that matter-of -fact way that means confidence . We decided that we'd better renewour attack, and, armed with fixed determination, we followed the rusheeinto the dining-room .

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She ate daintly . We ate like starved vultures . We were far toobusy to think about the gentle but difficult art of conversation, W estared at Nonesuch longingly, and wondered when she'd go .

Our mental telepathy worked perfectly . "I simply must be going, "she said of her own sweet will . Of course, we all said we were terribl ydisappointed that she couldn't stay longer . Nevertheless, we hurriedher to the door. "I've had a lovely time," she said demurely . "We'reall so glad . Goodbye, Elizabeth, and we'll see you tomorrow. "

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—California Daily Bruin .

ON TAKING NOTES

(BY PROF . WATSON KIRKCONNELL,WESLEY COLLEGE . )

DEPARTMENT OF CLASSICS ,

The Editor, one D'Arcy Dolan,Whose bump of energy is swollen ,Has pestered me to pen a treatiseOn NOTES—not written to one's sweeties ,But that more melancholy kin dPeculiar to the college grind .The trouble with the darned assignmentIs that the profs keep no alignment,But are as various a lo tAs were the beasts on Noah's yacht :One doesn't seem to care a penn yWhat sort of notes you take—if any ,Another (how his pupils hate him! )Wants every word set down verbati mWith punctuation to the comma .(Imagine having been his momma!) )Others there are who ebb and flow,Now fast and loose, now strict and slow ,With such disparity enormou sBetween March Hare and fussy DormouseAnd intermittent Kangaroo,What can a baffled Freshman do?

First let me postulate, my friend,That notes are taken for an end :The mastery, to wit, of knowledge ,For that is why you came to college.Thus notes are not (please get this straight )Stale victuals to regurgitat eWith pain in April and December,But aids to help you to rememberThe deep significance in thingsThat a well-ordered lecture brings .Therefore your mind, alert and ready ,

`Must follow with attention steadyAnd flail the harvest from the chaf fIn every wordy paragraph.Storing it in your books awayFor conning at the close of day ,And if some point is far from clear ,Just take it to your prof, my dear !Ask him the How, Why, What, and

WhereforeThat's what the learned lad is there for .

It follows from all this that you ,In class, must not admire the viewOut of the window, or, more flighty ,Wink at some idle Aphrodite,Or wander, with attention skimpy ,In tales of Popeye, Toar and Wimpy,Betraying by your vacant smileThe day-dreams of a juvenile .

Your note-books, likewise, should b ekep t

Like tidy mansions, neat and swept .Place every subject by itself —Each package on its proper shelf :Two subjects on a single pageShould put your Reason in a rag eAs much as furnaces in garret sOr sowing wheat with garden carrots .Seeking what such notes are about ,The devil couldn't sort them out .But ordered records that repea tThe distillate, the gist, the mea tOf each professor's rapt orationAre central to your education .

—Manitoban .

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EXTRA SPORTA CO-ED REPORTSON CO-EDS IN SPORTS

BASKETBAL LAs usual, the basketball pros -

pects are good. Indeed it is ru -

mored that the mighty Provinc e

squad expect to find their chiefoppsitlon in the lowly co-eds . This

year's senior team has as nucleu s

six or seven of last season's stars .

Laura Nixon, forward, and Ena

Clarke, guard, who is always sink-

ing almost impossible shots, wil lagain team up to bombard oppos -ing baskets . Isabel Campbell, fas tex-Province centre, will be in th ethick of it and doing more than hershare of the scoring. MargaretRalph should be even better thanusual, while Mary McCulloch willalways be doing her part .

HOCKE Y

The U. B . C . grasshockeyiats ar eexpected to carry on the policystarted last year of winning alltheir games. Seven of last year' splayers, Sheila Wilson, Ellen Bov-

ing, Margaret Evans, Bea Hastings ,Pat Henbrow and Ellizabeth Hous-ton are again turning out, KayCurtes, Varsity star, will probabl ymake the U . B. C. team, while th eother positions will go to othe rVarsity players or to the freshettes ,

TRAC K

As usual, the track enthusiastsare trying to start a club, WEused to have one, about seven yearsago, but 'tie said the girls looke dridiculous trying to run and jump,so they were laughed out of it .Interest declined, and so far wehaven't had enough girls who dare dsay they wanted to run . Resides ,some people say it is unladylike .Rut if anyone would like to joi nsuch a chub, just get in touch withSheila 6VIIson, via the Arts Lette rRuck. About 20 people are needed .

MYRNE NEVISON,

Byers I. ChosenAs Swim PrexyByers is Chosen—Twenty fou r

U. B. C, Swimming Club Activi-ties got under way at a meetingheld Wednesday noon when thenew executive was elected an dplans for the coming year discussed .

The newly elected executive isas follows : President, Archie Byere ; vice-president, Peggy Higgs ;secretary, Phil Margetts ; treasurer,Evelyn Wellwood; Men's team cap-tain, Ken Roberts ; Women's tea mcaptain, Beaty Butters .

PLANS FOR FAL L

Varsity swimmers expect to tak epart in at least three meets dui-leg the fall term, one being slatedwith Victoria Y. M. C. A., onewith University of Washington ,and another with the Vancouve rA. S . C., Victoria and Seattle I nan International gals Nov. 28 atthe Crystal Pool .

The splashers expect to turn i ngood performances at all of thes emeets in view of the fact that th euniversity has more ace swimmersenrolled this year than ever Won

Such stars as Archie Byers ,Norm Walton, Bruce Millar, An +gelo Provenzano and Chris Stoma-tis can be counted on for points i nfree style events from 50 yards toa mile. The backstroke perform-ers, Stan Roberts and ian Smellie ,are right up in Canadian champion-ship class . There are several breast+ ,stroke swimmers in the club who

Co-ed IntramuralGames Posted

Beth Evans, W,A,A, president ,

has been hard at work these days ,trying to organize lntra•Mural ac-tivities for co-eds .

Her success in shown in the sche-dules drawn up, with the very nec-

essary help of Miss Grace Moore,and listed below, with full particu-lars :

VOLLEYBALL, MONDAY NOO NArts '39 versus Arts '88 at 12 ,

followed by a game between Arts'37 and Education at 12.46 . TUES-DAY NOON : Volleyball theory andrules will be taught to Arts '39 at12, and Arts '38 at 12 .45 .

WOMEN'S ATHLETI CREPRESENTATIVES

Arts '37, Laura Nixon ; Arts '38 ,Mary Craig ; Arts '39, Polly Brand .You'll hear from them soon, so b eready to turn out and help them .

COACHES, REFEREES FO RGAMES

Head Coach, Marjorie Mellish ;Freshettes, Cynthia McLean ; Soph-omores, Elizabeth Houston ; Jun-iors E. Sutton ; Seniors, L. Nixon ;Nurses, Irene Edie ; Education, Mar-jorie Mellish .

Pearl Buck and Tokyo seem ofthe same mind concerning China .Both regard it as the good earth ,

—Atlanta Constitution .

stroke races . In addition there i sa wealth of untrained talent i nthe club which, under skilful lcoaching might develop intoreally useful material .

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By Don Darlin g

KNOCK KNOC KTHE CYNIC HAD a rathe r

amusing experience the other night .After watching the freshman reg-ister and chiselling two free mealsfrom the freshman orientationlunch, he wandered downtown tosee a show. Right in the middle ofit was shown a scene of beautifulyoung woman dressed in a negli-gee. Then at a propitious momen ttwo knocks were distinctly heard.

The young lady crushed her cig-arette in an ash tray ,convenientlynearby .

"Who's there"? Her voice didn't,have too much curiosity in it ,

"Henry," was the pedantic reply.Then, in one accord the audience

arose and, in expectant unison,shouted "Henry who? "

The person in question enteredwithout further ado, compeltely ig-noring the audience's request forhis last name, He nursed a foetidcigar between flaccid lips. Themovie fans relaxed into their usualcustomary torpor, and the showwent on.

The Cynic, however, was als ofilled with curiosity, and waiteduntil the show started again andfound his full name .

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so many people are bored is be-cause only the people who are in-teresting meet interesting people .

But if the interesting peoplemet only the bored people then theywould be bored too, and we woul dhave no interesting people.

But if the bored people met onl yinteresting people then they wouldcease to be bored ,and we wouldonly have interesting people .

But if the interesting—oh, well ,you figure it out .

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Most prominent of the new -comers is Ruth Wilson, formerl yof Province. Ruth Is one of thebest, guards in the city and shoul dmake a big difference to theteam. The remaining places wil lbe hotly contested for by las tyear's intermediates, most prom -ising of whom is Margaret Porter,

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AK I N G PUR- point winners : Peggy Higgs an dnonchalant . Says Bunny Butters In freestyle eventsTHE UBYSSEY . I and Pauline Bamford in breast-

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Friday, October 2, 1936

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A BANNER YEA R1938 will be a baner year for Var-

sity in the way of athletics if oneis to judge by the daily increase o fstar players to the major spor tfields . Perhaps its a reaction to thelow ebb that sports reached at U .B .C. last year.

Take English Rugby for maample, In how many years ha sthe coach had so much stella rmaterial from which to choose ?Consider such names as Bird,Leggatt, Pyle, Colthurst, Maguire ,Jim Harmer, Dave Carey, An-drews, McPhee, Willoughby, Bar-Miley, Leaky-Ewing and manyothers. What more could one askfor ?

Basketball has an equal suppl yof number one men ; Bugs Bardsley,Math' son, Willoughby, Hooke rWright, Bill Swan, Jack Ross, andJoe Pringle, al lpresent at onetime are enoughto make CoachMontgomery thin kChris tmas no wcomes in Septem-ber.

Then in Socce rthere is : BinhThurber, G e r r ySutherland, Do nQuayle, Phil Emery, Alan Croll an dMacBerney . If this doesn't enhear•ten Coach Hitchins, nothing elsewill .

Football's position although no tas strong as the others, Is ter•tainly promising, considering th ewise decision of the club to stic kto its own game. Such men a s

Bob Twiss, Barney Boe, Debtford ,Hodgson, Framp Price, Tom Wil-liams, Charlton, Grey, Runkle ,Parkinson, Week and Lewi sreally mean something under th eCanadian code .Track is no exception : What

with McCammou and apRobert shandling the weights, McPhee an dWilliams sprinting, Alex Luca sjumping and Wally Stewart an dPaddy Colthurat sharing the middl edistance laurels .

THEY NEVER REALIZ EThis exceedingly bright side of

the picture is dimmed just a littl eby a disturbing report from tea mmanagers that the expected turn -outs of freshmen Into the variouscampus sports has not take nplace .

These complaints are heardyear after year. Somehow som epeople at this university can' tseem to realize that the easiestway to get the most value ou tof a college education Is to bal .once their time so that their men .tal activity is offset by a reason•able amount of physical activity.

Perhaps, I might venture t osuggest, freshmen should use alittle of that energy they hav edisplayed so effectively recentl yin sports of a more organizednature .

HEARD IN THE CAFThat 11E1t" HAY is engaged . . . .

That BURT' WILLOUGHBY andBUGS BARDSi,F Y have joined theCOTC so as to be one of the bigshots in the next war . . . thatEDDIE MAGUIRE was home sleep-ing when the Province reportedthat he was out casting "an ap-proving eye on a bevy of beautifu lfreshettes" . . . that RON AN-DREWS, Province corresponden tfor Varsity sports news, was to omodest to write a story to the ef-fect that he would play fullbackfor the Rugby team . He passed thebuck to STU KEATE , . . that BELLSWAN intends to play rugby .

SUGGESTIONSome Saturday afternoon whe n

you toss up whether to go to th e"CAPITOL" or the "GEORGIA,"why don't you forget both anddrop down to Brockton Pointand see some of these Englis hRugby games. They are reall yworth it, Just ask any of the reg.ular Saturday customers to bear

me out It only costs 25 cents t oget In, so you can really sav emoney in the long run .

GAME ATSTADIUM

Pep Meet a Pre-Gam eFeature

Tomorrow afternoon, Varsity'sEnglish Ruggers will hold the Col-legiate spotlight, with three games ,4E men, four managers, and onecoach all doing or dying for dea rold alma mater .

Captain Debbie's first team ,which took plenty of picking, areall set to give Occasionals apost-grad initiation, The Grads ,after last week's setback by th eRowers will naturally enough beout to seek their revenge on th eall-prepared Collegians.

CAN HOLD BALLWhether or not the oppositio n

will handle the ball is apparentl yall that's worrying our entry, The yseem to have ball-carrying down t oa science, and take great deligh tin smearing each other in the harm -less practice scrimmages held fo rthe past two weeks. What theywill do in a league tilt will be dem-onstrated successfully (we hope )tomorrow .

PEP MEET !But—41s not all the Miller Cup-

pees have planned . An enormous ,no monstrous, and peppy Pe pMeeting to Instill some of the de-funct College spirit Into the ap.parently unconcerned Studen tbody Is also on their program .A PEP meeting with all the trim.mings—Cheer Leaders, Entertain-ment, Orchestra, and the TEAM .To say "Orchestra" would not d ojustice to the hard-working Rug-gers, for they've succeeded I ngetting Stan Patton's Band ofthe Spanish Grill, Alma Academ yand way points . The Tlme —12.15. The Place — Auditorium .The Date—TODAY .Dave Carey, Men's Athletic prexy ,

and one of the chief organizers ofthis bang-up show has announce dthat all the members of the thre eteams will be there . Which mem-bers will be seated In the first fou rrows--or in other words, Fresh ,they're reserved . A reminder tothe Ruggers from Dave—First teamare asked to sit in the front row ,the Second in the second, and s oon . Also—All players should beequipped with Varsity strip, an dshould be on time wherever thei rgames are scheduled .

All of which brings us to a veryImportant point—where the battle swill take place . Captain Debbie'sFirst team will perform in the sta-dium at 3 o'clock, with the afore .mentioned Occasionals providingthe opposition. Preceding thi sstruggle at 2, will be a game be-tween U. B. C. 2nds, A's and Mera •lomas, the latter having finally de-cided to take a fling at the EnglishCode, Douglas East, also at 2 o'cloc kwill be the scene of a brawl be-tween gladiators representing the"Challengers" and Varsity 2nds, Bs .

The teams :First—Andrews, fullback ; Leg .

Batt, Bird, Ellis, Wilson, three•quar-tern ; Willoughby, Carey, halves ;Andrews, Mustier, Madely, Pyle ,Harmer, Maguire, Swan, Watson ,forwards .

Seconds — Bardeley, fullback ;Day Smith, Trussell, Butters, Ross,Lumsden, vice • captain ; Whittle ,halves ; R. Robertson, Stewart, Hob •son (captain, temporary) ; McCam-men, Gross, Leckie-Ewing, Pyle ,forwards .

Thirds — Tindale, fullback ; R.Smith (captain) ; Sloan, Ker, Walshthree -quarters : Morrow, Griffin ,halves ; E. Robertson, Tupper, An-derson, T. Campbell, Ainsley (vice -captain), R. Robinson, Knox, for -wards . .

Captains please see that yourteams are notified of the games .

Intramural SportThe ambitious antra-mural sport

programme directed by Proxy DaveCarey will get under way next Mon -day, October 5th, when the Englishrugby squads of Science 39 and Art s'39 clash in the opening game o fthe new season .

Games will be played on a poin tbasis as last year and the high .point teams at the end of the yea rwill be in line for the Governor' scup .

A complete schedule for futuregames will be published In the nex tissue of the Ubyssey .

A meeting of class athletic rep-resentatives will take place nex tMonday in Arta 100 .

Dave Carey

Here is Dave Carey, th eThunderbird English RugbyCaptain, when he played fo rthe famous North Shore Al lBlacks . Carey will lead hi smen against the Occasion-als tomorrow in first gam eof the season for U B C .

GRID LIN ESTRONGER

Team Has Light ButSpeedy Backfield

With their first game less thantwo weeks away, the Collegiat eGridmen are training the hard way.Stiff before - breakfast workoutswhich include heavy scrimmages ,and plenty of practice on intricat emanoeuvres are the orders of the(lay .

The "3037" Thun-derbird Grid Machinehas potential powe rIn the heavy, bruin -linemen . Straight ,Boe, Stradlotti, Light -stone and McHug hare all big boys wholook capable of mur-dering all would-beline-smashers on theopposition teams ,

To offset the weight of the block-ing bruisers up front, the AlmaMammy boys have a fairly ligh tand speedy backfield . Williams,Charlton, Grey, ApRoberts, Wark ,Parkinson, Morrow, Angus an dPearson are the potential passers ,and punters on the team .TWISS BAC K

Doc Burke, well-known coach ofthe pigskin artists, received wel-come 'town yesterday, when helearned that Bob Twiss will beback to Varsity this semester . Bob ,who is a big fellow with plenty o ffootball ability, will probably beseen in his old position as block -in half .

Hudson at VarsityBill (Hank) Hudson is at Var-

sity. To those who can remem-ber back two years this is thesame fellow who was a sub o nthe Victoria Blue Ribbon tea mwhich took the B. C. title awayfront the Varsity Hoopers .

NOTE TO MANAGER SThis department would appreci-

ate it very much if the manager sof the sub majors and minor sport swould help us by turning in anynotices or news which they havedirect to the pub office . The reasonwe ask you to do this is that asyet we have a small staff and ocm-plate coverage of all the variousVarsity teams is nearly impossible .Your teams are as deserving ofspace as are the majors, and i nfairness to yourself we ask you t odo this for a while at least . Laterwe hope to organize the staff sothat this will not be necessary .

SOCCERM E NPLAY SAT.

Team to MeetFormer "Liberals "

In the premier soccer encounte rof the new sason, the Seniors ar escheduled to meet Twigg Islan dDairy, on Saturday, at Wilson Park,41st and Fraser . The game is se tfor 3 p .m .

FOSTER TO PLA YThe Senior lineup is composed o f

most of last year's Seniors, wit hthe addition of Foster, the promis-ing freshman. Mahood and Rus hwill also show for the Seniors, i fthey continue to show the styl ewhich they have featured at prac-tices .

The Junior team, too, has bee nreinforced with commendablematerial from the Freshma nranks, and both teams expect toprovide formidable oppositionthis year.

"The teams are in prime condi-tion now," states Dave Kato, clu bpresident, "and should prove thei rworth from the outset . "

Soccerites recruited from th eFreshman ranks are Foster, Ma -hood, Rush and Cousin, Bish Thur-ber will also return to action thi sseason, and will as always be a val-uable asset to the team,

"We have much more promisingmaterial than previously, and I fee lcertain than both teams will finishout in front this year," states CoachHitchins ,

SATURDAY'S TEA MThe team will be in first class

shape for the Saturday game, andPrexy Dave Kato wants to seeplenty of support out. It should bea real battle as the Twigg Island-ers were last year's Liberals .

Lineup for Saturday's game fol-lows :

Emery, Croll, Sutherland, Mc .Burney, Quayle, Thurber, Chapman ,Sager, Godard, Mizuhara, Chester .Kirkpatrick, Foster .

Track Star at U . B C .Of interest to Varsity track

fates is the news that Ap . Rob-erts, the boy who showed up sowell for Magee High School i nthe last inter-high track meet ,is registered at U. B. C. JimMcCammon, veteran track ma nand newly elected president o fthe club, will find in hp. Robertscompetition for honors whenthe freshmen meet the Varsityon October 21 in the stadiumsite oval .

THIRD RUGGERS WI N

Varsity's English Rugby "thirds, "with no practice, did themselve sproud on Wednesday afternoon ,smearing St, Georges in a convinc-ing manner—in fact, by a 13- 3score .

Conclusive proof that spirit plu sprecision is an unbeatable combin-ation was given by the Alma Mam-my boys in their merited win. Ma-chine-like passing attacks, and mer -ciless tackling were outstandingvirtues of our practice-less team .

One try by Campbell, and two b yDrabble, with two conversionsmade the 13-point Varsity total ,while a single, solitary try was th eonly reply from the College Prep -pers .

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Puck-chasers elected Framp Pric eas their president, Maury Lamber tas vice•preident, Frank ("Vic" )Perry as treasurer, and Glenn Ma .son as strip-manager at the firs tgathering of blades on the campu sthis fall .

Hockeyists have commence dbuilding igloos to entertain Alaska-ites who are scheduled to play theCollegians around Dec . 1st . Wherethey will get the very necessaryaqua-colds for this important battle ,and others they have lined up ,is as yet uncertain . High hopesfor the use of the Forum Ice Palac eare held by the padded boys.

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IAN EISENHARDT COMMUNISM ISNOT PREVALENTIN SPAIN'S GOVT.

U. B. C . Grad TellsOf Revolutio n

Bill Gibson, B .A., addressed200 students in Arts 100 Tues-day on the subject of theSpanish revolution . Bill, agraduate of U. B. C., and aformer student of Oxford andYale, was studying in Spai nwhen the revolt broke out ,and found it convenient t oleave hastily on an America nbattleship .MUCH UNEMPLOYMEN T

Although he saw few actua lscenes of war, Bill was in clos etouch with the raw material out ofwhich the revolution was manufac-tured, and described the situationas he saw it . "The illiteracy ofthe Spanish is a great factor in thepromotion of far.reaching popularmovements," he said . "There isalso a great deal of unemploymen tand unrest contributing to the sam eresult . Yet the youth of the coun-try are intelligent and bright. "

B111 explained that the main prob-lem of the republican governmen tof 1981, and of any governmen twhich may succeed it, was the dis-tribution of land. Germany an dItaly have already supplied the pre -sent Fascist organization in Spai nwith the funds to meet this prob.lem. He mentioned that most peopleare not aware of the fact that theloyalist government cabinet i smade up exclusively of liberals, an dthat there is not a single commun-ist or socialist in it .

NEWS CENSORE D"The war In Spain is by no means

over," said Bill . "I expect a grea tresistance from Catalonia, as thatcountry would lose the indepen-dence gained after 500 years of sub-jection if the present governmen tlost control ." He refused to pre-dict the outcome of the revolt, bu tstated that news received from thefight area is often censored and un-reliable.

"Atrocity stories are not to betrusted," he stated, "as they ar efor the most part nothing mor ethan propaganda. We must re-member that most of our news ofthe war comes from the rebel-heldtown of Saville . "

He described the "American in-vasion of Spain." American indus-try, he explained, has a firm foot -hold in the country, and it is n oexaggeration to say that there aremore Ford V•8's In the larger citie sthan in Montreal . Bell telephone sare also much in evidence ,

Concluding, Bill drew a compari-son between Spain and other Eur •opean countries. "The forces ofIntrenched reaction are active i nall countries," he declared . Toprove his point that the genera ltrend of politics on the continen twas toward war, he read a list o fexamples and statements of leadin gdiplomats of Europe ,

Film Society Presents Fou rForeign Picture sPresenting brilliant photo -

graphic work and the strangefascination of new film trendsin foreign languages, Nation-al Film Society's initial pro -gram Wednesday night provedan unqualified success . TheLittle Theatre audience as-sembled enjoyed every variet yof film subject, treatment an dlanguage, and was conse-quently delighted .FOUR FEATURES GIVE N

Four features—a French cached .real subject, a wierdly humorousSoviet cartoon, the striking Surreal-ist "Lot in Sdom," and the Germa nf e a t u r e, "Kameradschaft," coin -prised the programme .

"Cathedrales," a survey of th egreat French cathedrals and acareful appreciation of their beaut yutilizes Its subject for some of th eloveliest photographic work con-ceivable . Oriel windows, spires ,gargoyles against a morning sk y ,the incredibly rich detail of Amien sare presented with imaginative ar-tistry and respect .

The Soviet cartoon served a sdistinct entertainment contrast.Whether the figures were model -led or sketched against cartoonor model background is still aquestion, but the combined ef-fect was both puzzling and de-lightful . An altogether deliriousdray-horse and a nightmare For dwere the highlights of the car-toon, which appeared to be an In -junction to seek out the cleanli-ness of Soviet bathtubs.

Then there is one's room to be mad eattractive, the place where friends will b eentertained which one makes at the Uni-versity. One thinks immediately of bookends and lamps and a more attractivecollection doesn 't exist in any Universitycity in Canada or abroad than is to befound on Spencer's Third Floor . An Ed -ward J . Cherry etching Is the mark ofgood taste anywhere and there are som eexcellent examples to choose from inhandsome black frames. Of book end sand lamps and cigarette stands there isa fascinating and delightful variety i ncharming designs . A pair of handsomecockatoos, crests erect, I liked particularl yin a pair of book ends . A row of well -loved books in nice bindings between suc ha pair of book ands,'neath the soft lightfrom an attractive shaded lamp of a nevening — what a picture !

And now I come to campus clothe sfor those of my charming readers, thefreshettes of U . B. C. It is so im-portant that her college wardrobe shallinclude what is correct to wear, an dsmartest . First, campus dresses . Velvet-een and plaid tunic dresses are smart . S ois a two-piece checked wool. Or anembroidered wool tunic dress . All ar ecorrect . But do a bit of style scoutin gyourself at Spencer ' s. You'll be surprise dat the delightful variety . And don't for -

get that coat either for those cold 9o'clock lectures . Nothing more dashin gthan this illustrated model with belt andfetchingly wide lapels and collars .

And here is a hint about hats for thecampus . You can talk about your hig hhats . . . but the beret is definitely inthe picture for wear on the campus . Whatthe beret lacks in eclat and sophistica-tion Is more than made up in practicalit yand charm. And those you may see inSpencers millinery department simpl yrook with style . Furthermore, they're asyouthful as the blush of U . 1 . C's sweet-est freshman and about as charming a sanything you could behold .

Frosh Regulation sThe official list of freshmen reg-

ulations has been released . The lis tfor 1936.87 is as follows :

Freshmen are not allowed touse Junior or Senior wings i nthe Library .

2. Freshmen must not smoke inany of the buildings, excep tthe Cafeteria and commonrooms .

3. Frosh must give up their seatsin the bus or Cafeteria to up-per clansmen .Freshettes must not wear anymake-up on the campus duringthe initiation period .

5, Freshmen must not put theirhands in their pockets .

8 . All Frosh must be able to re-peat any song or yell in thehandbook upon request .

7. All Frosh must wear their in-signia at all times on theCampus .

8. All , Frosh must attend allmeetings held for them andmust occupy the front rows inthe auditorium .

9. All Frosh must remove tray sfrom the tables In the cafeteri aat noon hour .

10. Frosh must not wear any high-school pins or sweaters, etc .

11. Freshettes must wear one brai dwith a clothespeg on it .

Penalty: Infringement of theserules will mean the loss of the fre eticket to the Frosh Reception .

The responsibility lies with thesophomores to see that these rulesare observed. Freshmen may bepicked up anywhere on the campu sfor infringement .

The traditional shoeshine parlou rhas already been set up in the quad .Here delinquent freshmen wil lspend weary hours polishing th enatty footwear of their immediat esuperiors. Upperclassmen pay acent a shine—but the fresh don' tprofit .

Bard of Avon I sTermed a "Heel "by Professo r

The well-known doctor wh oimparts the mysteries of English2 to the brute horde of Sopho-mores in Applied Science 100 ,made a slip yesterday whic hwould put an end to the caree rof any lesser being .

He was speaking of the effectof the Renaissance on England .People, he said, felt released andfree .

"They ran out—they just—oh ,they just fairly kicked thei rheels up for joy ." The heels, hedeclared, continuing his figure ofspeech, made marks for all theworld to see.

"Now," he said, forgettin ghis knowledge of the commo ntongue, "one of those heels wa sWilliam Shakespeare, "

That's as far as he got .

Pep Meeting AtNoon Today

Stan Patton and his orchestra ,well known to Varsity students ,will usher in the first pep meetin gof the year today at 12 .15 in theauditorium .

For the purpose of advertisingthe rugby games, two of which ar ein the stadium, the rugby club issponsoring this first pep meeting .

Promise of the introduction ofthe rugby team scould assure alarge attendance of co-eds, while arugby singsong should bring out a nequally large attendance of malestudents .

BIZARRE TREATMEN TThe most bizarre and forecful

picture shown, "Lot in Sodom, "was an American Surrealist treat-ment of the biblical theme . Herethe most amazing photography gav eexotic treatment to one of the mostsordid of the old biblical stories .Greatest economy of detail, an dgreatest variety of light and shad etreatment, w i t h impressionisticsymbol supplementing the story ,characterize the pictorial workhere .

Incredible effects are obtaine dby the imaginative handling o fsmoke, vapour, a candle flame ,flowing water . Distortion, multipl eexposure, out-of-focus shots aremany, but each serves a purpose ,

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Medical examinations of ne wstudents will take place in the for-mer University Endowment Land soffice, it was announced followinga Board of Governors meeting Mon•day evening, Recent years haveseen this work done in the out-patients' ward of the General Hos-pital, Dr. Klinck stated, but, al -though the Hospital authoritieswere most generous, the accommo-dation was not satisfactory .

Three rooms are being preparedIn the old lands office building, andthese are expected to be more con-venient for students, Two doctor sappointed by t he MetropolitanHealth Board will conduct thework .

The agreement between the uni-versity and the health board hasbeen completed, Dr . Klinck an-nounced, and this institution is nowa part of the Metropolitan Healt hsystem ,

MAKE YOUR PURCHASESof those necessities and serviceswhich you require through theadvertisers represented in THEUBYSSEY. You will find manyspecial offers listed,

"Kameradschaft"— Comradeship—directed by the German Pabst,was a straightforward narration o fa mine disaster in the Ruhr, an dof human fellowship that can ove rcome national antagonism. Onceagain sitnple, dramatic camerawork carries a plain story to a pow-

erful climax. In this stark com-

mentary on mine conditions an dmining-town life, types are finel y

cast and a remarkable atmosphereof realism and tension sustained .

Dr. D. O. Evans, president of the

National Film Society in Vancou-ver, spoke during the intermission .

He outlined the aims and plans of

the Society, and expressed the hop ethat others might be induced to

loin now that the character of en-

tertainment was approved .- Certain -ly a programme as refreshing an d

diverse as last night's is a pleasur e

to attend .—J. B .

There will be a meting of al l

those interested In forming a

University Fllm Society on Tues -

day at 12.30 In Arts 100.

The society proposes to affiliate

with the Vancouver Branch of th e

National Film Society, and ape •

cial rates will be given 20 mem-bers to attend showings of thei r

films . This is an opportunity fo r

students to see pictures which ,

because of their appeal to a lim-

ited public, could not otherwis e

be seen.

Finally, my masters, while this is all for today, you will, I am sure, b einterested to know that this is only an introductory account on outfits . There -fore, to be refreshingly different, I am going to present in subsequent issue sof The Ubyssey, not only the clothes which you can wear without cutting fashio nto the quick, but my own idea of what undergraduates can appear in withou tboggling up the traffic . If you follow my suggestions you may be sure youare correctly turned out, If you don't, go right ahead and war whatever youlike . You'll at least be expressing your own personality even though you d olook faintly quaint . We understand each other, don 't we? Okay . . . .

"SURREALISM" FEATUREDIN FILM PROGRAM

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TO THE GRADUATING CLAS S

The Totem staff this year is considering the possibility of incorpor .ating individual photos of every member in every class In the University .

To allow for this possible number of pictures being taken on th ecampus, It Is absolutely Imperative that we have the photos of th eSenior Class by the 31st of this month .

We know the class of '37 Is a bustling, spirited group who hav econsistently shown Initiative and cooperation . Please give the Tote mthe benefit of your co-operation—FILL OUT THE TIME-TABL EBELOW : CUT IT OUT AND DROP IT IN THE PUB . OFFICE MAI LBOX AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE .

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Required ReadingFor That Complete College Wardrobe

By RICHARD CRUIKSHAN K

WHAT'S bast, correct, most comfortable and smartest to war to lectures ?That, after lectures have been arranged, is the matter which exercises one 's

thoughts most at the commencement of the First Term . And where but to goand get it is the second question. Well, that's easily answered, 9ne likes aspacious store, an inviting, smart atmosphere and that b what one gets i nSpencer's . Men of testa particularly like Its Clothing Department . We wereholding a big pow-wow there yesterday and, naturally, fashion was the subject .It was the conclusion of all present that the trend is toward worsted urges .And the selection there of smartly designed suits which I saw, as illustrated ,are indeed knockouts . And when you are there, don't forget that topcoat ,nothing nicer than the O'Brien Fleece topcoats which I saw .

It goes, also, almost without saying that, with winter coming on, there isn 't

anything nicer to wear with one' s suit than a pullover, and in the men 's furnish-ings the variety of selection is amazing—particularly nice are those Importe dfrom England, Dumfries and Hawick in the Scottish Lowlands. When one getsa pullover one must have a tie to match and they are showing a new Arro wcreation in neckwear with colorful stripes and check effects called Royal EdwardGreys—just the thing to go with one 's pullover .