are you a professional
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A farcical look at what it takes to be a professional. A quick quiz you can use for entertainment.TRANSCRIPT
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The following short quizconsists of 4 questions andtells whether you arequalified to be a"professional".
The questions are not thatdifficult, so don’t cheat bylooking ahead!.
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How do you put a giraffe intoa refrigerator?
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The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put inthe giraffe andclose the door.
This question tests whetheryou tend to do simple thingsin an overly complicated way.
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2. How do you put anelephant into a refrigerator?
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Wrong Answer: Open therefrigerator, put in theelephant and close therefrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open therefrigerator, take out thegiraffe, put in the elephantand close the door.
This tests your ability to thinkthrough the repercussions ofyour actions.
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3. The Lion King is hosting ananimal conference. All theanimals attend except one.Which animal does notattend?
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Correct Answer:The Elephant.
The Elephant is in therefrigerator, remember.
This tests your memory.
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OK, even if you did notanswer the first threequestions correctly, you stillhave one more chance toshow your abilities.
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4. There is a river you mustcross. But it is inhabited bycrocodiles.
How do you manage it?
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Correct Answer: You swimacross. Why?All the Crocodiles areattending the AnimalConference.
This tests whether you learnquickly from your mistakes.
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According to The TEAMApproach® around 90% ofthe professionals they testedgot all questions wrong. Butmany preschoolers gotseveral correct answers. TheTEAM Approach®says this conclusivelydisproves the theory thatmost professionals have thebrains of a four year old.
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