another freakin’ auto shape animation by daniel turkington
DESCRIPTION
Another freakin’ Auto shape animation by Daniel Turkington. Thane, you have experience with air vents but I feel you might be too high on your own skin to do this mission. Samara, you’re hundreds of years old and probably know nothing about technology. - PowerPoint PPT PresentationTRANSCRIPT
Another freakin’ Auto shape animation by Daniel Turkington
Pulling a Die Hard on the
Collectors…heavy risk…but the pri-
Well i’m not sure how we got everyone to fit
in here but here we go.
We need someone to
climb through the vents of the collector base like that scene from Die Hard.
Any volunteers?Not you.
Thane, you have experience with
air vents but I feel you might be too high on your own
skin to do this mission.
Siha, I can see the double rainbow.
Samara, you’re hundreds of years old and probably
know nothing about technology.
Pffft, Kids these days...
Jack, being the sadistic person you are, this
mission is not for you.
Mordin, you’d get the job quickly but the keys
would be covered in red bull so you’re not the best choice.
Miranda, you’re too boring to do
this mission. Plus, your ass would
get caught in the vents.
Grunt, you’re too angsty and distracted.
Well i’m not sure how we got everyone to fit
in here but here we go.
We need someone to
climb through the vents of the collector base like that scene from Die Hard.
Any volunteers?Not you.
Thane, you have experience with
air vents but I feel you might be too high on your own
skin to do this mission.
Samara, you’re hundreds of years old and probably
know nothing about technology.
Pffft, Kids these days...
Jack, being the sadistic person you are, this
mission is not for you.
Mordin, you’d get the job quickly but the keys
would be covered in red bull so you’re not the best choice.
Miranda, you’re to boring to do this mission.
Grunt, you’re too angsty and distracted.GOOOD I’M SO
MISUNDERSTOOD! I’M RUNNING AWAY
AFTER THIS MISSION!
Well i’m not sure how we got everyone to fit
in here but here we go.
We need someone to
climb through the vents of the collector base like that scene from Die Hard.
Any volunteers?Not you.
Thane, you have experience with
air vents but I feel you might be too high on your own
skin to do this mission.
Samara, you’re hundreds of years old and probably
know nothing about technology.
Jack, being the sadistic person you are, this
mission is not for you.
Mordin, you’d get the job quickly but the keys
would be covered in red bull so you’re not the best choice.
Miranda, you’re to boring to do this mission.
Grunt, you’re too angsty and distracted.
Kasumi, knowing you you’ll
probably just vanish now with my credits and
the greybox and never come back.
Do you really not trust me at all?
Well I guess to an extent I might tr-
Well i’m not sure how we got everyone to fit
in here but here we go.
We need someone to
climb through the vents of the collector base like that scene from Die Hard.
Any volunteers?Not you.
Thane, you have experience with
air vents but I feel you might be too high on your own
skin to do this mission.
Samara, you’re hundreds of years old and probably
know nothing about technology.
Jack, being the sadistic person you are, this
mission is not for you.
Mordin, you’d get the job quickly but the keys
would be covered in red bull so you’re not the best choice.
Miranda, you’re to boring to do this mission.
Grunt, you’re too angsty and distracted.
Kasumi, knowing you you’ll
probably just vanish now with my credits and
the greybox and never come back.
Well I guess to an extent I might tr-Aw screw you.Zaeed, I will not risk my beloved
Waifu.
Tali, can’t risk it. We need your
poker-face skills to gain funding if
we leave Cerberus.
Garrus, you could get through
the vents but I doubt your
knowledge of Tech.
But they’ll never see me comin’!
And Legion?
Yes Shepard-Commander?
...
Sorry but you’re...you’re
just too awesome. Can I give you a
hug?Access denied.
Awww...Well there’s only one option left.