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Question:What building has the most stories?

Answer:A library.

When is homework not homework?

Answer:When it's turned into the teacher.

Question:Railroad crossing without any cars. Can you spell that without any R's?

Answer:T-H-A-T.

Question:What is brown and sticky?

Answer:A stick!

20 pigeons sat on the branches of a tree. A man shot 1 pigeon with his gun. How many were left on the tree?

None. The rest flew away.

WHERE DO THE BOOKS THAT ARNT TRUE GO?????????

ANSWER THE LIE-BRARY

Some months have 30 days, some have 31; how many months have 28 days?

All 12 have 28 days

A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?

1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.

If you had only one match and entered a room in which there was a kerosene lamp, an oil heater, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?

Light the match first.

There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear?

White. If all the walls face south, the house is at the North pole, and the bear, therefore, is a polar bear.

Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?

Three. Well, it seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow the mathematical orders of operation, division is performed before addition. So... half of two is one. Then add two, and the answer is three.

Do they have a 4th of July in England?

Yes, and a 5th, a 6th, ...

How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the Ark with him?

I thought Noah brought 2 of each animal, not Moses

How far can a dog run into the woods?

Halfway, then he would be running out of the woods

What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.

The time/month/date/ year of an American style calendar are 12:34, 5/6/78.

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add ten. What is the answer?

70