Andrea 60th Birthday presentation

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Presentation for Andrea's surprise Birthday party.

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  • 1. Andrea Hillman This is your VERY, Very long life Est. 1951 Disclaimers This disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized use, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, removal of tag, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom, crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BBs, paintball, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.).No license, express or implied, by estoppel or otherwise, to any Intellectual property rights are granted herein.Cute Fuzzy Bunny (CFB) disclaims all liability, including liability for infringement of any proprietary rights, relating to use of information in this specification. CFB does not warrant or represent that such use will not infringe such rights. In fact, thats a very strong possibility. Nothing in this document constitutes a guarantee, warranty, or license, express or implied. CFB disclaims all liability for all such guaranties, warranties, and licenses, including but not limited to: fitness for a particular purpose; merchantability; non-infringement of intellectual property or other rights of any third party or of CFB; indemnity; and all others. The reader is advised that third parties may have intellectual property rights that may be relevant to this document and the technologies discussed herein, and is advised to seek the advice of competent legal counsel, without obligation to CFB. In other words, get your own #$^%#$ lawyer before you hurt yourself. These materials are provided by CFB as a service to his friends and/or customers and may be used for informational purposes only. Single copies may be distributed at will since it is unlikely that CFB created this material independently as he has no creative skill. TRADEMARK INFORMATION: CFB and the CFB logo are registered trademarks of CFB. CFB's trademarks may be used publicly with permission only from CFB. Fair use of CFB's trademarks in advertising and promotion of CFB products requires proper acknowledgment. If you use CFBs trademarks without CFBs express approval, he will get really pissed off.*All other brands and names are property of their respective owners
  • 2. They kept records back then?
    • Born August 29 th , 1951 7lbs 3 oz
    • Hometown Chatham, Ontario
    • Parents Bill and Kit Hillman
    • Siblings Karen, David
    • Offspring Daniel, Francois, Mathieu
    • Grandchildren Sascha, Sophie, Kassandra, Gabrielle
  • 3. Baby picture game
    • As a baby she most looked like???
        • Gerber baby
        • Heinz baby food baby
        • A fair skinned Ghandi without glasses
        • All of the above
  • 4. Smiling Buddha???
  • 5. The good ole days
    • Stuff
          • Bread - $0.16, Milk $0.92, Coke 6 for $0.37
          • Car - $1,600
          • House - $9,000
    • Really old stuff
          • Rock & Roll coined by Allan Freed
          • I love Lucy premiers
          • Birth control pill launches
          • First colour television shows aired
  • 6. Other old people
    • Bob Geldof
    • Beverly Dangelo
    • Cheryl Ladd
    • Charo
    • Elvira
    • Bob Geldof
    • Beverly Dangelo
    • Cheryl Ladd
    • Charo
    • Elvira
    • Bob Geldof
    • Beverly Dangelo
    • Cheryl Ladd
    • Charo
    • Elvira
    • Bob Geldof
    • Beverly Dangelo
    • Cheryl Ladd
    • Charo
    • Elvira
    • Bob Geldof
    • Beverly Dangelo
    • Cheryl Ladd
    • Charo
    • Elvira
    • Bob Geldof
    • Beverly Dangelo
    • Cheryl Ladd
    • Charo
    • Elvira
    • Bob Geldof
    • Beverly Dangelo
    • Cheryl Ladd
    • Charo
    • Elvira
    • Bob Geldof
    • Beverly Dangelo
    • Cheryl Ladd
    • Charo
    • Elvira
  • 7. Learning is fun
    • Catholic School Girl
        • St. Ursula Elementary
        • St. Ambrose Middle
        • John Macgregor - High
  • 8. Courtship
  • 9. Blissful marriage Remove slide due to this being a happy party
  • 10. The boys
  • 11. Grandkids Wannabes Kassandra & Gabrielle Sascha & Sophie
  • 12. Time to give
    • Raised over $65,000
    • Walked over 480 km
  • 13. Time to play
    • Hobbies
        • Drinking wine
        • Complaining about neighbours
        • Eating, but not cooking
        • Camping (sort of)
  • 14. Top 10 Facebook updates?
        • Honestly, facebook has no idea what kind of porn I like...lol
        • I now have a recipe for kidney bean brownies
        • Hell has frozen over and pigs are flyingIm cooking
        • I just bought myself flowers, because I love me
        • I had lunch with a surfer in my car, because thats how I roll
        • Little old ladies arent what they used to be
        • Ill have some frim-fram sauce with the ausen fay
        • Today, I am grateful for clouds!!
        • Ladies, if the bar scene is not for you, try the local driving range
  • 15. Dating Life
  • 16. Links of interest
    • www.oldpinebox.com
    • www.bramptonmemorial.com
    • www.leisureworld.ca
    • www.oldpinebox.com
    • www.bramptonmemorial.com
    • www.leisureworld.ca
  • 17. Not much time left She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years.-- Anita Brookner 1938-, British Novelist, Art Historian
  • 18. PLEASE RESUME PARTYING