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……. and he said why did the . and he said why did the blonde woman bring a blonde woman bring a ladder to Xiby’s Bar?ladder to Xiby’s Bar?

……. she must have . she must have heard there were heard there were

drinks on the house.drinks on the house.

……. and he said how can . and he said how can you tell when a lawyer is you tell when a lawyer is

lying?lying?……. his lips are . his lips are

moving!moving!

……. and she told . and she told him, “Sorry him, “Sorry

honey, but you honey, but you know what the know what the egg said to the egg said to the boiling water?”boiling water?”

……. I just got . I just got laid yesterday!laid yesterday!

……. and then she asked me . and then she asked me “What do you call an “What do you call an intelligent, sensitive, and intelligent, sensitive, and good looking man?”good looking man?”

……. and I told . and I told her “a her “a

rumour”rumour”

……. and he said . and he said men who have men who have

pierced ears are pierced ears are better prepared better prepared

for marriage.for marriage.

……. they have . they have experienced pain experienced pain

and bought and bought jewelry!jewelry!

……. and he said that student . and he said that student took a philosophy test to took a philosophy test to

explain ‘nothingness’explain ‘nothingness’

……. he left it blank!!. he left it blank!!

……. and he said . and he said what happened to what happened to the birthday cake, the birthday cake,

honey?honey?

……. candles melted . candles melted in the oven!in the oven!

……. and he said . and he said “waiter, there’s “waiter, there’s

a fly in my a fly in my soup!”soup!”

……. keep it down . keep it down sir, or they’ll be sir, or they’ll be

wanting onewanting one

……. and he said “I . and he said “I have had my eye have had my eye on you for some on you for some

time now”time now”

……. that’s funny, . that’s funny, I thought you I thought you were arresting were arresting

me for me for speeding.speeding.

……. and he said . and he said “how did you “how did you

find your steak find your steak sir?”sir?”

……. quite . quite accidently, I accidently, I moved some moved some ingredients ingredients and there it and there it

was!was!

……. and he said he left . and he said he left his job, because of his job, because of illness and fatigue.illness and fatigue.

……. Boss got . Boss got sick and tired sick and tired

of him!of him!

That’s all That’s all folks. folks.

Hope you Hope you enjoyed it.enjoyed it.