an admission of defeat
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My findings of what truly reigns in a world's social status. (Satiric piece, uploaded only to be embeded to another site)TRANSCRIPT
After spending nearly twelve years in school, I have made many observations that may
prove useful for generations to come. People who know me would come to understand that I
have been, for the majority of my life, an advocate for individuality, beauty in the darkness, and
anything against the mainstream. After certain events had come to pass, I finally admit my
defeat. There is nothing like what is popular and what is popular is the word of people and all of
civilization. I can deny it no longer.
What made me come to this conclusion was simple statistics. The average outcast
spends 80% of his or her free time writing in a blog, forum, diary, or notebook, spending a third
of that percentage writing stories that are either fan fiction or original, depending on that
person’s quota of anime, comic books, or vampire novels. The other 20% of time spent are in
emotional fits and depression. Within each month, 10% of knowledge taught by a high school
and 2.5% of overall common sense is lost.
Contrast that to the majority of the earth’s population: jocks, cheerleaders, and
preppies, otherwise known as those who shop at Hollister. Granted, the mainstream crowd has
little knowledge or common sense to begin with. They spend 50% of free time in clothing
stores, 25% at sports events, 15% faking an education, and the last 10% lounging about.
However, within the allowed time of for years – by which a group would have reached the rank
of a “senior” among their peers – the outcasts’ overall brainpower has decreased to such a
miniscule amount that the only option feasible to the minority is suicide. A sad truth, but it
seems a lack of appreciation for the mainstream has led to their death.
Of course, the observation of passing events alone was not enough to solidify my
theory. Before coming to my conclusion, I chose to use the Scientific Method to determine the
truth. I hired a college professor to interview a couple students and give his unbiased opinion
on each of them to determine which person he or another administrator like him would favor.
The outcast, dressed completely in black and anime accessories, seemed confident
despite his appearance. He had experience in his major by afterschool work and projects. He
scored above a 4.0 grade point average, possible through advanced placement classes, and was
known as the greatest artist in his community. Still, the professor, I noticed, was unsettled
looking at this fine student. Perhaps it was the eyeliner, as black as a raven’s feather, or the
nauseating enthusiasm for a good day’s work, but the college official was unmoved.
Then came the sports star. He did not seem to do much in school; he was a part of no
clubs and did not receive any special recognition. He was typically a C-average student, but
during the fall he was a quarterback the locals would never forget. His blond hair and twinkling
blue eyes gave way to such depth within the professor. My observation is that the
administrator believed there to be more to the sports star. They conversed about a particular
team and laughed together. One can guess how the evening was carried on from there. It
seemed like favor would be forever towards the average person, a total star.
So that I may not ignore any variables, I threw a wild card into the mix. I also sent a
technology-savvy student to see if he would be accepted into the college used by my
experiment. It seemed that the technological man walked by the outcast and the popular
boy.As the student walked into the room with the professor, both of the previous test subjects
examined him and a mental battle appeared to have been sparked between the two. This only
seems natural because while a person as advanced in technology as my third subject seemed to
be is normally considered an outcast, that sort of talent could also be manipulated by anyone
familiar with the mainstream. It seems to be a trait in humanity to have the more intelligent
hook up TVs and stage production for the inferior whenever called upon. While the outcast felt
a connection with him, the mainstream man only sought to manipulate him. In the end, though,
it seemed that he chose to walk his own lonely path. The end results were never reached due to
a fight over lip gloss between a couple girls that the popular boy brought with him that caused
the police to arrive, but I believe I was able to reach a viable conclusion.
The mainstream, average, popular people had always had an advantage in life. Anyone
labeled an outcast had either lived in solitude until his or her life is taken or had been deviously
manipulated, unknown to them, by people who could see inferiority as plainly as a fresh zit on a
teenager’s face. With so much evidence piling against me, I have nothing to add to dispute
these findings. One cannot argue with actual occurring events and these are the paths I have
uncovered for the populous of the earth. The mainstream.The average.The popular. You have
won.