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The Complete Essays
and Writings of
Rudolph C. Klein
(Thus Far)
Written and compiled by R.C. Klein
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All rights reserved copyright MM-MMV © Reuven Chaim Klein
No parts of this publication may be quoted, photocopied, printed, or otherwise
transmitted electronically or not, without the expressed written consent of the author.
Self-published by:
Reuven Chaim Klein
12366 Chandler Blvd. Unit B
Valley Village, C.A. 91607
First Edition: October 2005
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Table of Contents:
Unit I -- Academia:
Chapter 1: Beowulf: A View of Civilization ................................................................... 1:5
Chapter 2: A Timeless Classic: Canturbury Tales ........................................................... 2:6
Chapter 3: Macbeth .......................................................................................................... 3:8
Chapter 4: Machiavelli: A view of leadership ............................................................... 4:10
Footnotes to Machiavelli: A View of Leadership .......................................................... 4:12
Chapter 5: The New Land .............................................................................................. 5:12
Chapter 6: A Point of Agreement .................................................................................. 6:13
Chapter 7: Puritanism in Literature................................................................................ 7:14
Chapter 8: Nathaniel Hawthorne: Trust in Others ......................................................... 8:17
Chapter 9: A Melting Pot or Salad Bowl? ..................................................................... 9:18
Chapter 10: A biographical sketch of Edgar Allan Poe ............................................... 10:19
Chapter 11: New Romanticism .................................................................................... 11:20
Chapter 12: Two Views of Death ................................................................................ 12:22
Chapter 13: Stephen Crane: An analysis ..................................................................... 13:23
Chapter 14: Leggatt: An Unusual Secret ..................................................................... 14:27
Chapter 15: A biographical sketch of Abraham Stoker ............................................... 15:27
Chapter 16: Allan Sillitoe: A View of an Individual ................................................... 16:28
Chapter 17: Barbara Tuchman: Revolutions ................................................................ 17:32
Unit II -- Fiction:
Chapter 18: The Briefcase ........................................................................................... 18:33
Chapter 19: The Chaser ............................................................................................... 19:35
Chapter 20: IQ Day: The Story .................................................................................... 20:36
Chapter 21: The Haunted House .................................................................................. 21:37
Chapter 22: The Ditcher............................................................................................... 22:39
Chapter 23: The Problem ............................................................................................. 23:40
Chapter 24: The Empty Room ..................................................................................... 24:41
Chapter 25: The Greatest Singer in the World............................................................. 25:41
Chapter 26: Graduation ................................................................................................ 26:42
Chapter 27: Risk .......................................................................................................... 27:43
Chapter 28: Boy King Get Coroneted .......................................................................... 28:44
Chapter 29: Releasing It............................................................................................... 29:44
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Chapter 1: Beowulf: A View of Civilization
Although the concept of a hero today is similar to Anglo-Saxon times, during the large
gap of time between the two periods, the “hero” took on another role. Religion (for the
remainder of this work, religion refers specifically to a monotheistic belief system like
that of the “Big Three,” namely, Judaism, Christianity, and Islam) is the determining
factor about morals and values. A lack of religion or a recession in religious growth
and/or identification (usually) causes a demoralization of a given society.
In Anglo-Saxon times, a hero was essentially a warrior. The warrior culture demanded a
warrior to possess the following character traits: fearlessness, a belief in fate, a bold and
strong mind, bravery, courage, and formality. While the women (who are said to be more
morally awake then their male counterparts) of this society did all the work, the men
constantly fought in an attempt to win glory and an honorable reputation. The Scops—the
Anglo-Saxon recorders of oral traditions—sand praises of the warrior after his death to
mourn him in a nostalgic fashion. These Anglo-Saxons were of various pagan faiths.
Today’s standards deem these people uncivilized due to their lack of organized rules and
leadership. These pagans believed in a “wergeld” that is a rule that allowed, and even
promoted, the act of revenge on someone for his wrongdoings.
The monk who wrote down Beowulf criticized the old Anglo-Saxon’s glorification of a
warrior—and in essence their entire meaning of a hero—because this monk was, by
definition a religious cleric. The monk stated that in times of terror, sacrificing “to the old
stone gods” was all that these warriors could do (see lines 86-90). In the same stanza, the
monk writes how these warriors made “heathen vow,” hoped for hell’s support, and
looked to the Devil for guidance. All of these are distinguishing qualities commonly
attributed to some sort of Antichrist Devil worshipper. The poet puts down the warrior by
“telling him” that the One above “could not hear / his praise nor know his glory (lines 97-
98).”
This monk was a faultfinder for the Anglo-Saxon society due to his Christian ideals. The
Roman Catholic majority in Britain constantly attempted to persecute or evangelize
“heathens.” This monk, although making a great contribution to present-day
understanding of the Anglo-Saxons, was no different and thus expressed faults in the
warrior. The monk compared this warrior to his own definition of a hero: A modest man
with fear of heaven, no temptations, (or only suppressed ones) for doing evil deeds or
gaining any pleasure, and consistently commits random acts of kindness for those less
fortunate. There is a popularly held idea that in the Victorian Era in England, the
populace was so modest that even furniture legs had to be concealed under heavy fabric
so as not to be too suggestive. If the average person was this modest in Victorian
England, how much more so would, he is in a Fundamentalist Christian society such as
England in the time of out monk? It is against this background that our monk wrote down
the oral tradition of Beowulf. There is no doubt as to why the monk condemned the
warrior; the warrior was a wild, showy, boastful man who did the horrible act of
murder—even in public—as if it was second nature to him. The warrior publicly shows
his intoxication at the mead hall. (The reader is now to be reminded about the Christian
point-of-view on the evils of alcohol; confer with the 18th Amendment of the
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Constitution, 1919, regarding the prohibition of alcoholic beverages in the United States
of America. Fundamentalist Christians mainly led the temperance movement, albeit non-
religious social reformers played somewhat of a role also.)
In current times, the definition of a hero has shifted closer to that of the Anglo-Saxon
definition that to that of the Middle Ages or even to that of eighty years ago. The growing
number of people in present society (2004) who identify themselves as “atheists” has
caused this shift. Atheism causes a recession in religion, which in turn causes
demoralization of society. The alcohol flows freely and the legs (of furniture and women)
are uncovered. Our heroes are the richest men, who cheat and steal all the money they
can; the powerful men, who smooth-talk, back-talk, lie, evade questions, twist facts and
statements, and accept money as bribes to get economical, physical, political, social, and
psychological power over others; those with the physical power even use illegal drugs to
gain maximum strength. Our heroes are athletes who rape women, singers who abuse
boys and politicians who act otherwise immoral. All this is accepted nowadays?! Today,
Beowulf is looked at as the “good guy” who fought evil. Perhaps, the monk who wrote
down Beowulf looked at Beowulf and the other “uncivilized” warriors as the bad people
and Grendel was an emissary of G-d sent to punish them. Just because Beowulf would
appear to be the hero in Anglo-Saxon times, as well as in the present (morally twisted)
times, that does not necessarily mean that was the intention of the monk who wrote down
the story.
Chapter 2: A Timeless Classic: Canturbury Tales
On the subject of the characters in Geoffrey Chaucer’s Canturbury Tales,
eighteenth-century English poet William Blake remarked, “Every age is a Canturbury
pilgrimage; we all pass on, each sustaining one or [an] other of these characters.” The
correlation between the characters in Canturbury Tales and present-day people is quite
apparent by looking at the descriptions of the Merchant, Oxford Cleric, and Monk. If one
“reads between the lines” he will notice a wide resemblance between these characters and
their seeming successors.
The Merchant can be seen in current times in the form of the stereotypical lawyer.
The lawyer (even is he is as good a lawyer as the merchant “was [an] expert at currency
exchange,” line 282) is often depicted as a sleazy “slime ball” who uses any means
necessary in order to have an added victory on his track record. This lawyer will twist
ideas and statements around to suit his own points and logic. The supposed typical lawyer
will vehemently state his opinion as fact. This is comparable to the merchant as “He told
of his opinions and pursuits/In solemn tones, and how he never lost” (lines 278-279). Any
given attorney tries to dress himself in the most expensive and luxurious suites in order to
exude an image (in the eyes of the judge, jury, plaintiffs, defendants, spectators, and other
judicial officials) of high esteem. The Merchant was also fancily dressed (“motley
dress”). His esteem is to be regarded as stemming from the fact that he had a stately
posture while sitting high on his horse, and wore a Flemish beaver hat on his proud head,
and a pair of daintily buckled boots on his feet. This flamboyance is said about the
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Merchant and the present-day lawyer whether or not they are in debt and can even afford
such a lifestyle. Although the lawyer, like the merchant, may be an “excellent fellow,”
that is only in regard to his personality (if at all), but in their business, they are both
ruthless men.
The Oxford Cleric can be represented by a certain modern day Yeshiva student.
This student –who by all means can be classified as an adults for he is almost twenty
years old and almost has a full beard—parallels the Oxford Cleric in many ways: “He
was not too fat” like the Oxford Cleric (line 291). In fact, this student has been seen
eating only one slice of bread and drinking multiple cups of water throughout an entire
three-day period. He did so out of a genuine disinterest in tangible/worldly matters. It was
said of the Oxford Cleric that he did not seek out secular employment, for he deemed it a
pursuit “too worldly.” The same could be said about the Yeshiva student. This specific
pupil, like the Oxford Cleric, exchanged prayers for others with money to buy
(intellectually stimulating) books for himself. The following passage could, theoretically,
be applied to both the Yeshiva student and the Oxford Cleric (lines 306-310):
“His only care was study, and indeed
He never spoke a word more than was need,
Formal at that, respectful in the extreme,
Short, to the point, and lofty in his theme.”
The student learns almost all day and night (of course, he does need about four to five
hours of sleep!) and, in the rare instance when he is not alone, he is always “formal and
polite in speech.” Much like the Oxford Cleric, the Yeshiva Student will readily admit his
flaws or lack of knowledge on a given subject and would “gladly learn” more about it. He
would also “gladly teach” if he was asked to do so. The Yeshiva Student and Oxford
Cleric had both “taken logic ago” (line 290); they have mastered the skill of logic and
now devote a portion of their time to learning (Maimonides’ and Nachmanides’)
philosophy.
The personality expressed by the Monk as well as his character portrayal in the
prologue to The Canturbury Tales can be best described in modern terms as similar to
that of the (in) famous Reverend Jesse Jackson. Jackson had failed political career (he
unsuccessfully ran for President twice, but did not even merit his own party’s
nomination), yet yielded great political power in the large scheme of things (he was a
“buddy” of Democrat President William Jefferson Clinton). This is very much like the
Monk, who Chaucer calls “A manly man, to be an Abbot able.” Logically, one can infer
that the Monk had the advantage of leadership (see below) over his fellow monks, so why
did he not actually become the supreme ruler of his monastery? Perhaps it was due to his
failed political pursuits. The Monk, although outwardly he was righteous and followed
St. Benedict’s rules for monks, sought after such worldly matters as riding (the
Greyhound which he had) and hunting. The gravest of the pursy monk’s sins can be seen
from the passage, “He had a wrought-gold cunningly fashioned pin; /into a lover’s know
it seemed to pass.” What sort of lover would a monk who was “Prior of the Cell” have?
Chaucer was obviously referring to some tainted affair that this monk had with some
unscrupulous lady. (Perhaps it was with the Nun, as sometimes big monasteries are
joined together with nunneries and the self-righteous celibate people often slept together
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in the same room. Furthermore, the Nun attempts to pass herself off (as well as she can)
as a chaste prioress, but Chaucer’s satirizing of her reveals a different description.) Jesse
Jackson, as it has been recently revealed, broke his nuptial vow of fidelity and bore (and
“discarded”) an illegitimate child. The Monk also broke his vow of celibacy.
William Blake essentially calls Canturbury Tales a timeless story; he does so with
good reason. Two completely opposite, the Oxford Cleric and the Monk (whom
obviously Chaucer had different attitudes about because the former is idealized and the
latter is basically mocked) show up nowadays in the forms of the Yeshiva Student and
immoral politician Jesse Jackson, respectively. The Merchant’s character (who is
satirized by Chaucer) can be seen in present-day’s typical lawyer, who, as prominent as
he might seem to be, deep down is an egotistic maniac who discredits others’ opinions for
his own just to win a trial. These three mean are what make Canturbury Tales come alive,
even today.
Chapter 3: Macbeth
The story- rather the play- of Macbeth is simplistically a mere series of choices,
temptations, and the effects of both of those. The story starts out with some subtle
choices which seemingly have no bearing on the main story (i.e. the witches decide when
to meet again, one witch decides to take revenge on a certain sailor’s wife, etc…), but
subtle choices give way to more serious choices that have real outcome (i.e. Thane of
Cawdor chooses to rebel, Duncan chooses Macbeth as the new thane, Duncan chooses
Malcolm as his royal heir to the throne, etc…) These more serious choices give way to
the most serious choice which is the climax of the first half of the story, namely, whether
or not Macbeth should kill his noble cousin Duncan. This choice was greatly influenced
by temptation.
Temptation is a major factor in Macbeth, because it sways Macbeth, who was the
thane of only Cawdor and Glamis, in his internal battle of whether he should kill Duncan.
In this scenario, temptation took the form of a “prophesy” from the “weird sisters” that
Macbeth would become king (and was even more strengthened when the first part of their
prediction came true) and in the form of Macbeth’s wife, Lady Macbeth who is the
personification of evil in this play and who is a nagging woman who egged Macbeth on
to kill Duncan.
The effects of these choices coupled with the temptations had drastic effects on
the outcome of the play. These effects caused Macbeth’s moral degradation with
numerous murderers, they caused Lady Macbeth to commit suicide (albeit indirectly),
and most importantly, they caused the once strong Macbeth to lose his mind (and
eventually his head): He was floating daggers (before the murder, but the choice was
made), hears knockings, and later on even sees ghosts because of the effects of these
choices.
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Among the various outlooks on life, there are three conflicting ideas to which
almost everyone subscribes at some point. Namely, they are: fortune, fate and free will.
Fortune is the belief that things occur through karma, luck, mazel, randomness or the like.
Fate usually consists of a belief in a higher deity (namely G-d in most places) who has
control over the world and decides what shall happen. Free will is simply the belief that a
person can control his own fortune and his own actions and/or choices are the only forces
which have bearing.
Macbeth is an intricate Shakespearean character who utilizes all three of these
characteristics at different points in the story, almost to a point where his actions
contradict themselves. At first, he believes in fortune because he feels he is fortunate
enough to be Thane of Glamis and win the battle. Afterwards, he believes in fate when
the witches reveal to him that his fate is to become the Thane of Cawdor and King. But
then he neglects fate for free will when he believes that in order to become king (which
was already guaranteed to him through the witches), he needs to affect his own future by
killing Duncan. A similar neglect for fate occurs later on when Macbeth disregards to an
extent the warning of the above-mentioned “bearded women” about his downfall when
“Birnam Wood remove to Dunsinane” and by “a man not born of a woman’s womb.” So
we see that Macbeth easily switches his ideals to suit his own personal ambitions.
I, much like the famed Macbeth, believe in a mixture of the said three ideas. I say
that there must be a G-d who controls the universe down to every last detail and anything
which occurs has been pre-planned by Him. In addition, I believe that using one’s free
will to G-d’s bidding and not bad things can cause these plans to change for the good or
even be decreed for good from the beginning. In my vocabulary, the word fortune means
that I merited having G-d reward me with something, as opposed to the conventional
translation which implies randomness (i.e. a “fortune cookie”) and that definition of
fortune is considered to be, by my standards, a sacrilegious idea for one to keep in his
mind when doing actions.
Two more main themes in Macbeth are loyalty and courage. Loyalty is
customarily defined as one “sticking with another, even in dire situations.” Courage is
basically considered one’s ability or will to do something extreme. In Macbeth, there are
numerous instances of loyalty. MacDuff remains loyal to Malcolm despite putting
himself down and pointing out his flaws. Macbeth remains loyal to his wife despite her
mental deterioration and in the inverse is true despite Macbeth’s moral degradation. The
three witches remain loyal to Hecate by submitting to the Goddess’ will regarding the
circumstances with Macbeth. Examples of courage and loyalty are rampant through out
the play. Not including Macbeth’s initial courage to kill Duncan and usurp the throne,
Macbeth killed Banquo (indirectly). Macbeth stood up to the witches and cursed them.
MacDuff uses courage to remain headstrong about fighting Macbeth. MacDuff’s son has
courage when he calls his murderers-to-be “liars!”
In conclusion, we see various themes which play over and over through the
duration of Macbeth. These themes about Macbeth’s personal beliefs, courage, loyalty
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and others are a lesson to every person. It shows how even one is evil attempts to balance
his different traits in an attempt to keep decent in life.
Chapter 4: Machiavelli: A view of leadership
There are a few accepted concepts from the Renaissance period1 concerning
leadership of a state or government. Niccolò Machiavelli spilled much ink to explicate a
monarch’s responsibility to his subjects and vice versa. The same responsibilities should
apply even at the present time between governments and their constituents or even
between any person and body in a position of power (i.e. religious leaders, employers,
teachers, etc…)
A major area of interest during the Renaissance was war. Most of those ideas hold
true even in current times. Although, it is not necessarily true that the same physical
fighting transpires currently as occurred during the Renaissance period. While fighting
and conflicts is a major portion of global society, it is to a different degree than it was
during the Renaissance: During the Renaissance, war was mostly a military fight between
two territories, and was on a on a smaller scale an economic or cultural battle. In current
times, there is less physical fighting between sovereigns and more economical or cultural
hostility. Instead of merely lining up soldiers on opposite sides of an imaginary line and
then firing with all power, - to declare the victors as the side whose most people are still
standing – the definition of war is now merely a confrontation which can occur on many
faces. These confrontations occur mostly as arguments on economics, religion,
government or other issues. The result, although it could be equally or even more deadly
than a tradition war, causes a conflict more subtle than open combat. We have the tax war
which occurs when one country imposes an import tax on imports from another country
and the other country counters with its own tax on imports from the first, prompting the
first country to higher its tax on the second, and thus setting off a whole chain reaction of
taxation. While a tax war might not actually directly cause deaths, it can cause poverty,
starvation and frustration which leads to violence and deaths. Even though
excommunication is not a strong force as it once was, it still greatly influences world
politics and is also classified as a “silent” war. No words are exchanged, no arms are
used, but the outcome can hurt more than guns and knives can.
According to Machiavelli, war and an army is integral to a king or prince’s
arsenal. A leader should have multitudes of soldiers at his disposal. He shouldn’t be
afraid to use the army frequently to remind the people who is in charge. A Machiavellian
leader is characterized2 as “ruthless” and “unscrupulous.” He believes terrorism and
deceit are justifiable means of achieving a peaceful reign. Nonetheless, his ultimate goal
is just that, a peaceful reign. This was a novel idea proposed by Machiavelli; previous
monarchs focused less on domestic affairs, and concentrated more on world domination.
As a result, Machiavelli praises3 such heads of state as Julius Caesar who made the
people into his friends by giving the poor free bread, and reprimands Alexander the Great
for spending the bulk of his short-lived reign on campaigns in foreign countries which he
wished to conquer. To the latter’s credit, Machiavelli writes that after Alexander’s death,
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Persia, which Alexander conquered from Darius the Persian, did not rebel. Machiavelli
attributed this phenomenon to the fact that Alexander set up a government in Persia
which mimicked the Turkish government of Machiavelli’s time, namely a “one man
show,” run by Alexander and only Alexander. Of course, the Persian had resentment
toward the Greeks for killing their beloved king, and two generations later, they ousted
Antiochus the Syrian-Greek king. Alexander violated one of Machiavelli’s principle4
rules. He did not make friends with the people whom he invaded. Alexander the Great
seemed to have forgotten the idea that too big of a land to govern is a recipe for rebellion.
A highly respected king5 once wrote, “A king is not saved through many soldiers.”
Rather, a king is saved through finding favor in the eyes of his subjects. This must be
done in moderation because a prince shouldn’t be a miser for it breeds rebellion, yet
earning a reputation for generosity will “come to grief.”6 This same balance should occur
between cruelty and compassion, as well as being feared versus being loved.7 In short, a
monarch should retain its power to fascinate, to frighten, and to instruct; but should still
be liked by its subjects.
By comparing the government to the church, one can transitively apply
Machiavelli’s rules for government to the church (and perhaps other facets of life,
especially religious entities). Kissing one’s hand signifies a submission to the kissed8.
MP’s elected to Parliament, as well as people elected and appointed to certain offices in
the United States, are squired by law to confirm their oaths of office by kissing the Book.
It is customary for one meeting a sovereign to kiss his hand as a symbol of servility. This
same custom has been adopted early on for a pope also (although it was later changed to
kissing his feet) 9. The fact that Charlemagne
10 required Papal approval to be deemed
“Holy Roman Emperor” proves that the church is actually the ultimate governing body.
The church “governs” the kings. The English, Scottish, Italian, French and Spanish kings
attempted to gain prominence in the Vatican by heeding to the calls of a holy war coming
from various popes. The result was a series of crusades into the Middle East by Christian
forces between 1095 and 1272. In current times, there exist theocracies in religious states
such as Iran. Although in Jewish law, a proper Jewish king is the supreme ruler of all
Jews, he is still bound to the Sanhedrin, or Jewish High Court of 70 Elders. This body
serves as the legislative, judicial, and to an extent, executive branches of government.
Machiavelli calls Moses an “outstanding” prince11. It should be noted that Moses isn’t
historically celebrated as a prince, but it rather remembered mainly as a religious leader
and prophet. Nonetheless, Machiavelli still applies his axioms about government to
Moses.
Machiavelli’s main thesis is that a person who is brought into a position of power
because of his own achievements has less to “prove” to his subjects than does a person
who merely inherited his position or was granted it by windfall. This idea can be applied
almost anywhere A king who inherits the throne from his father, mother, or other relative,
or any nobleman who inherits a title needs to prove his worth more than one who
becomes king or is bestowed a title due to his victories (in battle or in intelligence). A
vice president who takes over for a president without winning an election is less likely to
have a favorable public opinion than a president who went through a fair election and
won. A teacher who was granted his job because he was the son-in-law of the dean has
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more to prove to his students and fellow teachers than does a teacher who earned his or
her place. In all these situations, if “the people” (a president’s constituents, a king’s
subjects, a teacher’s students) are dissatisfied with their “ruler,” then they have a “native
and original” right12 to protest, rebel or complain (respectively). This is inherently what
Machiavellian ideology attempts to avoid.
Footnotes to Machiavelli: A View of Leadership
1. The Renaissance period is the time between the mid-fifteenth to mid-sixteenth
century when a convergence of social, economic, and political forces occurred
especially in Italy.
2. Brewer, Ebenezer Cobham (1810-1897). “The Wordsworth Dictionary of Phrase
& Fable”, London, 1970 (entry on Machiavelli, pg. 670)
3. Machiavelli, Niccolò (1469-1527). “The Prince”, New York, New York, Penguin
Classics, 1961 translated by Prof. George Bull (section IV.)
4. ibid. (section III.)
5. King David. (Psalms 33:16)
6. Machiavelli. (Section XVI.)
7. Ibid. (section XVII.)
8. See Kings 19:18 which refers to a few Israelites who had not bowed to the Baal
and the language of the verse states “every mouth which had not kissed him.” We
see that the Bible uses the expression “kissing” of one symbolizing his submission
to another.
9. Brewer. (pgs. 609-610)
10. The first Holy Roman Emperor. (742-814 A.D.)
11. Machiavelli. (Section VI.)
12. John Locke. “The Second Treatise of Government,” 1690
Chapter 5: The New Land
There are numerous differences between the selections “The New Land,” by John Smith
and The Plymouth Plantation, by William Bradford. These differences are not just in the
style and content of the writings, but are also in the mood and purposes of the writings.
Finally, the writers have different personalities and attitudes toward the New Land.
Both passages, from John Smith and William Bradford, are dissimilar. John Smith writes
his description of New England as a persuasive advertisement, in an attempt to entice
Englishmen to live there. William Bradford, whose account was written in a diary form,
merely wrote his account to chronicle the events of his voyage to Massachusetts. Thus,
although written only four years apart, the two cited are not the same.
In contrast to John Smith, William Bradford was a religious man, making his journey to
Plymouth for religious reasons. John Smith labels one a “master” if he has sufficient
skills, “as carpenters, masons, Fishers, Fowlers, Gardeners, Husbandmen, Sawyers,
Smiths, Spinsters, Tailors, Weavers and such like.” His philosophy contradicts that of
William Bradford, who wrote on September 6, that a profitable person is a member in
church. Almost uncharacteristically, Captain John Smith first mentions the Native
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Americans as potential converts to Christianity before anything else in his description;
whereas, the Puritan, William Bradford, only mentions the natives in comparison to
savages. John Smith was sent to America by the London Company; while William
Bradford was fleeing religious persecution. Perhaps it was William Bradford and his
group’s strong religious, anti-Anglican beliefs which caused his colony to flourish, while
Smith’s was eventually destroyed.
The moods set by the two authors are in disagreement. Throughout the whole story,
Bradford sets a dark and gloomy background, with the deaths of the blasphemer and
William Butten, and the apocalyptic references (a big exception is John Howland’s
heroism). John Smith, on the other hand, tells of a false utopia with pleasure in the minds
of its dwellers, “with Fields, Gardens, Orchards, Buildings…”
The two citations, “The New Land,” by Captain John Smith and Plymouth Plantation, by
William Bradford are unalike. There is sufficient stylistic and textual evidence to prove
such a statement. The tone and ideas conveyed in each quotation differ from each other.
They are almost like two different places being described by two different people; yet the
object of both expositions remains the same: America. In conclusion, the seemingly
insignificant discrepancies greatly separate the two compositions.
Chapter 6: A Point of Agreement
Although Judaism produced Christianity, they often argue on the most fundamental
beliefs. This has been so, throughout the centuries. An exception is the American
Colonial theologian, Jonathan Edwards, whose ideals conveyed in “Sinners in the Hands
of an Angry G-d,” very much parallel those taught by Jewish Scholars.
Both religions accept, as part of everyday life, two main attributes of G-d: justice and
mercy. Jonathan Edwards states that the bow of G-d’s wrath is bent. Had his bow been
straight, that would imply that G-d’s wrath in complete; but, now we see that he has
mercy, from the words “is bent.” Judaism also believes in these two traits of G-d. This
explains the seemingly contradictory elements of “The Thirteen Attributes [of G-d’s]
Mercy” and the widely accepted postmortem Judgment Day.
Christianity, as well as Judaism, believes in repentance and the wiping away of sins. One
infers from Edward’s sermon that should one make reforms in his life and continues to
lead a religious life; the punishment of G-d will stop. This is in agreement with Judaism’s
outlook which says, “And return to your G-d HaShem … and he will pity you… (Deut.
30:3)”; this returning refers to contrition for wrongdoing. A famous passage quoted many
times in the Day of Atonement liturgy states, “For on this day, He will forgive you, to
purify you, from all of your sins, in front of G-d you will be purified (Lev. 16:30).” This
refers to the wiping away of sins.
Jonathan Edwards makes three comparisons to returning to the faith. Although Jews
don’t quite agree with Edward’s comparison to water, they do agree with his comparison
to fire. While Jewish tradition likens water to the Book of Law, it likens G-d’s wrath to
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fire, as does Jonathan Edwards. This is like what the Jewish Bible says by punishing
transgressions, “sulfur and salt burn all the land (Deut. 29:22).”
The Judeo-Christian religions have many disputes. They have different ideas about the
Messiah, redemption, and other such elements to be in the future. Despite these many
arguments, the author of this essay is almost positive that Rabbis would have conceded to
the cited selection by Jonathan Edwards, “Sinners in the Hand of an Angry G-d.”
Chapter 7: Puritanism in Literature
The Puritans were a significant and influential component in early Colonial
America. In addition to setting the tone of American literature for many centuries, the
Puritans also set various standards for American mores. Their influence produced four
distinguished personalities who were in essence the predecessors of American literature.
Jonathan Edwards (1703-1758), probably the most eminent theologian that America has
yet to produce, is acknowledged as an exceptional writer whose powerful, almost poetic,
sermons awakened the hearts of penitents for hundreds of years. Benjamin Franklin
(1706-1790) worked his way up from being the son of a poor Boston tallow maker, to
being a printer’s apprentice, to owning a printing shop and printing his own almanacs, to
becoming a world-renowned scientist, to playing a key role in America’s fight for
indecency from Britain, to serving as a foreign ambassador to France, and eventually to
living as one of the most popular Americans of his time; but, most importantly he was an
understandable and persuasive writer. After America was granted its independence,
Washington Irving (1783-1859), the “Father of American Literature,” showed Europe the
true literary potential of American authors and as a by-product enlightened Americans
about their Puritan ancestors (figuratively not literally ancestors). Lastly, Nathaniel
Hawthorne (1804-1864) arrived on the scene attempting to atone for the sins of his
Puritan great-grandfather, Judge John Hathorne (sic), by educating the general public.
Franklin and Hawthorne not only gave a reasonably accurate portrayal of Puritanism in
early America, but they genially satirized Puritans.
We can understand (at least superficially) various facets of Puritan life from the
images depicted by Edwards, Irving, Franklin and Hawthorne. It is clear from Irving’s
“The Devil and Tom Walker” and Hawthorne’s “Young Goodman Brown” that the
Puritan precursors to future American urbanization were paranoid about everything
beyond the margins of the town limits. The forests are viewed as the home of evil, from
where witches and the Devil himself operate. Old Indian burial grounds are also looked at
as sources of sin and the occult. The Indians themselves exemplify pagans who deal with
the Devil. Evil, the Devil, and witches with (supposed) supernatural powers are
considered serious dealings. This is the obsession of the Puritan culture. While they
always tried to “purify” themselves (whether in their service to G-d, to themselves, to
each other, or merely to purify themselves of hated Catholic rites), they were also always
fearful of a counter-effort being undertaken by the evil forces in the world. Such paranoia
can lead to McCarthyism, in which persons would accuse their fellow Puritans of
associating with evil or sin. In order to exonerate one’s self from such allegations, one
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must be triumphant and victorious in a “trial by ordeal.” This can be done by taking any
trivial task and attaching a stipulation to it stating that if the accused where to be
successful in completing the task, it must be looked at as a sign from Above and he or she
shall be proclaimed innocent. A trial by ordeal can be as simple as flipping a coin,
sinking in water, or outweighing a Bible on a balance (the latter two were taken from
Franklin’s “A Witch Trial at Mount Holly”). So is the fate of an inhabitant in a Puritan
theocratic oligarchy (which is ruled by a council of elders).
Irving and Hawthorne enlightened the world about the Puritan outlook on
marriage and its sanctity. In “Young Goodman Brown,” Hawthorne describes the
idealized wife. The perfect wife yields to all of her husband’s desires and requests.
Brown’s wife allows Brown to go off on a mysterious journey into the darkness of the
forests, as opposed to contesting his request and coming across as a rebellious, unruly,
disobedient wife. In the short story “The Devil and Tom Walker,” Irving shows us the
antithesis to the perfect wife: Tom Walker’s confrontational and quarrelsome wife. The
couple themselves distrusted each other and even conspired to cheat one another
numerous times. Using his light exaggeration, Irving points out that a hen merely cackled
and Tom’s wife was already plotting and scheming to the newly laid egg. All in all, the
essential factor in a Puritan marriage is not merely trust as contemporary marriage
analysts postulate, but it is a total submission to the husband’s will on the part (and to the
detriment) of the wife. One spouse is the boss while the other remains merely his lackey.
But, one’s wedding day is still viewed as an extremely happy and important day in
Puritan civilization, even though it symbolizes one’s gender’s overpowering of the other.
This is evident due to the contrast in “The Minister’s Black Veil” from when Reverend
Mister Hooper went from a funeral (the “saddest” day) to a wedding (presumably, the
“happiest” day). The two seemingly contradictory themes of happiness and submission
epitomize the conflict of the main two themes of Puritanism, namely family life and self-
reflection (probably mistaken by Franklin as self-perfection).
Jonathan Edwards, the originator of “Sinners in the Hands of an Angry G-d,”
advocates personal growth in his sermons. In order for Puritans to purify themselves and
achieve sainthood, they must subject themselves to a detailed self-examination. Such
self-examination will lead to supposedly lead to self-improvement, which in turns causes
repentance and thus improves one’s relationship with others and with G-d. This allows
one to be proclaimed a saintly and righteous. Franklin satirizes such self-examination and
dismissed it as being too subjective. This is the role of his satirical work “Moral
Perfection” in which Franklin tries to criticize himself objectively to stimulate excellence.
(What type of person is going to grade their self fairly? Perhaps that is the test in itself.)
Additionally, as seen from Hawthorne’s two works (cited above), self-improvement does
not necessarily generate repentance, but rather it first causes a middle step of the initial
reluctance which one survives through before carrying out the actual repentance.
Edwards also neglects to mention the ugliness which occurs after one repents: Irving and
Hawthorne ridicule Puritans for this distortion of the truth and specifically mention the
sorrow and pain which occur in the lives of their main characters after they realize the
wrong which they did. Goodman Brown is depressed for the rest of his life after finding
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out the truth behind his Puritan community. Tom Walker is in denial after he realizes his
sins and spends his last few moments of life living in gloom.
The conflicting motifs of Puritanism (mentioned above) produce disastrous
effects. Puritans are supposed to find flawlessness in themselves and they live in
concentrated and densely packed communities. As a result, the Puritans sometimes
confuse these two defining aspects of their lives and seek to raise themselves (to piety
and humility) by putting other people down. Instead of finding how inside themselves
they are faultless, they justify their misdeeds by pointing at their neighbor. What occurs is
a society filled with people trying to find faults in others in order to elevate themselves in
the eyes of their contemporaries. Witch accusations were a frequent occurrence in early
Puritan America because by being critical of others, Puritans can advance themselves.
Franklin satirizes this in “A Witch Trial at Mount Holly” were the Accused are already
considered guilty by the Accuser and judge (who serves as the figurative jury and
executioner as well), it was just a matter of what experiment will they fail in order to be
pronounced conclusively guilty. “The Minister’s Black Veil” ridicules this Puritan quest
for perfection and its unfortunate consequences. Rev. Mr. Hooper puts on his black mask
over his face to symbolize the Puritan struggle for perfection and its failure. Should
Puritans be successful in their strive for flawlessness, they would share the same fate as
the venerated Biblical Moses, who upon descending Mount Sinai, was gifted with a
special glowing of his face and the sheer radiance of the glow caused him to put on a
mask lest the Israelites flee in fear of his shimmering face (see Exodus 33).
The content of this social criticism of Puritans was already known by the
merchants are frontiersmen in early America, and this fact eventually caused the
merchant and frontier class to reject Puritanism (in its conventional sense) and start a new
brand of way of life known as Yankeeism. This purely secular entity held religion in
esteem while with the same actions, it satirized and belittled religion. An example of such
a Yankee is Benjamin Franklin who wrote in “Moral Perfection” (which the very title
alludes to the goal of Puritans) that he intends to stop eating with lifelessness and
drinking to the point of drunkenness. Franklin is known in history as a big man (in both
his physical stature and important) it makes very little sense to say that a man like him
would give up casual drinking and eating to achieve moral perfection. Franklin was a
scientist and as such, he did not act on emotion but rather on fact, and there was no
conclusive evidence to prove that one’s ethical standing is based on the amount of
abstinence from physical pleasures. Asceticism only equals piety in a Puritan culture (like
we see from the deprived characters in the various stories cited above); Franklin was
trying to disprove that perception. He wanted to show that one can achieve holiness and
still derive benefit from this world. This is contrary to Puritan opinion; however, it is the
impression that Yankees (who evolved from the Puritans, much like the Puritans evolved
from the Catholics by rejecting some of their principles and retaining others) have of the
world.
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Chapter 8: Nathaniel Hawthorne: Trust in Others
Nathaniel Hawthorne insinuates that an American should never completely trust
another person. Although some degree of trust is required for society to exist, Hawthorne
seems to advocate that Americans should be wary of everyone else. This might make a
person to seem border-line paranoid, but too much trust can be detrimental to a society. If
too much trust is invested in one person or faction, that person or faction will garner too
much power and would then be able to get away with anything. Nathaniel Hawthorne
specifically warns Americans of the disadvantages of such a society. In doing so, he
follows the practice of the “Father of American Literature” Washington Irving.
In “Young Goodman Brown,” Nathaniel Hawthorne shows the reader what misfortunes
can occur when too much trust is endowed to one individual. From the onset of the story,
Faith Brown seems to be suspicious of her newlywed husband. She “interrogated” her
groom of three months before allowing him to go off on a journey in the middle of the
night. But, being a naïve female Puritan, she gave in to Puritan indoctrination and wholly
trusted her husband to leave to the dark forest. In the forest, Goodman Brown happens
upon the supposedly pious Goody Cloyse. Of course, she was actually out in the forest to
cut a deal with the devil (a concept popularized by Washington Irving). No one would
have ever suspected such a virtuous goodwife to be doing such a thing. That is exactly
the point. No one would have ever suspected her because people blindly afford too much
trust to others, and sometimes consider them “faultless” people. How much more so
would one not suspect a whole town in “New Israel” to be Devil worshippers? Everyone
is human and thus makes mistakes, so one should not trust another to the extent that the
other is looked at as impeccable.
However, in some societies, there is no room for open suspicion. Had Faith not let
Goodman Brown leave, what would have happened to her? She would surely have been
accused of rebellion and truancy against her husband. She would have been accused of
being a witch herself; she probably would be punished by torture or death as was
common in Puritan territories for women who even slightly “rebelled” or disobeyed their
husbands. Sometimes it is more harmful to question those to whom trust is afforded
because of the backlash. The questioner might be punished; the trusted might be lowered
in the eyes of his inferiors, and other such consequences. One should carefully balance
his traits of trust and skepticism. Too much trust can cause an overdependence on others
and a granting of immunity for others’ misdeeds. An overabundance of outspoken
skepticism perhaps leads to direr consequences.
Goodman Brown is a confused individual. He seems unsure whether to fully
believe the dogma fed to him by his Puritans educators; but unwilling to deny this creed
he appears stuck in the middle. Normally there is nothing wrong with being a moderate,
but in such extremist religious societies, they believe one either accepts all or accepts
nothing (commonly known as the “all or nothing” approach). In theory, there should
always be room for a middle ground, yet fanatic leaders attempt to close their societies
from people who have even a fragment of “disbelief” or disagreement. This was the tenet
by which the Puritan population carried on. This same perception is used by the radical
Muslims in their ruling over Iran. Some claim that it is even used to some extent by the
so-called fanatic Jewish Rabbis in Israel. Such societies proclaim that one who deviates,
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even if ever so slightly, from the accepted norm or pronounced directives is actually an
enemy of their society. Goodman outwardly expressed his belief in normal Puritan values
as is evident from him accepting the appellation “Goodman” as a married Puritan man.
But, as seen from the content of Brown’s dreams, Brown fancies a different type of
society. Hawthorne is trying to show that too much belief in one leader (like autonomy)
or select group of leaders (like an oligarchy) is what can cause such an un-idealistic
civilization. This conflict between freedom and conventionality recurs as a motif in
“Young Goodman Brown.”
Following the suit of Washington Irving, Nathaniel Hawthorne sought to teach his
American readers a specific lesson in morals. Irving wanted to rebuke avaricious
Americans; Hawthorne, trusting ones. The two authors used the settings to appeal to
Americans to further their cause. When an American reads Irving’s story about a miser
who loses everything in the end, he is more open to the possibility that he might end up
like that if the story occurred in a familiar area (namely, Boston in “The Devil and Tom
Walker”). Hawthorne takes this idea from the “Father of American Literature” and sets
his short story “Young Goodman Brown” in Salem. The names of these familiar
American towns grab the attention of the American reader. Irving uses abandoned Indian
forts and forests to connote curses, evil, darkness, and the Devil himself. Hawthorne also
makes uses of forests to connote such darkness outside the light of Puritan colonies. Such
forests and neglected forts are widespread throughout America. Using an early American
setting and references to the British establishment in America, Hawthorne and, his more
famous predecessor, Irving publicize the ills of a “far away” society; but readers can
associate those problems with the troubles in their own the social orders.
Using the background and tone of their particular stories, Hawthorne and Irving
teach the general American public specific lessons in morals. They both try to educate the
public about the model relationship between a man and his wife by detailing the
matrimonial existence of their central characters (i.e. Tom and his brutal wife, and Brown
and his “holier-than-thou” wife). In addition, Hawthorne seeks to teach Americans a
particular piece of guidance regarding how one should decide whom to trust and to what
extent should that person or entity is trusted. An abundance of absolute trust or a
complete lack of trust can bring about similar consequences.
Chapter 9: A Melting Pot or Salad Bowl?
A multi-cultural country is either described as a "melting pot" or a "salad bowl." A
"melting pot" is a country where the different cultures successfully blend together to
produce a new culture which is a mixture. A "salad bowl," however, is a country where
there exists a heterogeneous mixture; inasmuch as the cultures are significantly separate,
yet are forced to be in one "bowl." According to Hector Saint John de Crèvecoeur, an
American is an outcome of a "melting pot," as opposed to a (or as seen in Crèvecoeur’s
letters there should be an "an) European. This still holds true today.
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Early in his essay, Crèvecoeur provides his own definition of an American. He states that
an American is nothing like a (n) European. One infers that this is because a (n) European
would introduce himself as a "Spaniard," "Frenchman," "Englishman," or "Dutchman."
This is in contrast to an American, who even in present times, refers to himself as an
"American," not a "Californian," "Hawaiian," "New Yorker," or "Pennsylvanian." He
does not even refer to himself by his former homeland; and in the rare instance when he
does, he always hyphenates his identity with "-American" (i.e. African-American, Italian-
American, even Native American).
Although racism and the persecution of peoples was a major problem for America, this
problem is now virtually non-existent (at least openly and/or legally). There are laws
against discriminating against a person based on his place of origin, and these laws
contribute to the blending of cultures. While interracial or international marriages are
quite popular within the United States, it is barely present in Europe. Usually, Irishmen
marry Irish Women; Slovak men marry Slovak women and other such instances. This
was true in the late eighteenth century, as Crèvecoeur makes a special point to say he
knows of an American with a family from all parts of the world: an English Grandfather,
Dutch wife, and a daughter-in-law from France who bore him four grandsons each
married to a woman of a different nation.
Although, currently, Europe is unified under the European Union, they are still separated
by Crèvecoeur’s main elements of unification; namely, religion and language. At the time
of Crèvecoeur’s writing, most of British America was Puritan and spoke the English
language. Although the religious aspect is no longer true, nor applicable, because of the
(supposed) separation of church and state, the now-evolved American-English dialect is
currently spoken from coast-to-coast. Europe is and always was made up of several
religions: Islam, Catholic, Anglican, and more. A European may speak one or more of
possible languages: French, Italian, Spanish and more.
While visibly dissimilar, only in Europe, the different ways of life are fully integrated
into one culture in America. Europe is likened to a "salad bowl," whilst the unified
colonies in America are like a "melting pot." In conclusion, whether or not Crèvecoeur
wrote "What is an American?" before or after the revolt of the thirteen original states (or
even if he wrote it yesterday), America is still a land where different cultures are
conjoined.
Chapter 10: A biographical sketch of Edgar Allan Poe
Edgar Allan Poe was an American poet, short-story writer, and literary critic who had a
tragic life story beginning at childhood. In 1809, Poe was born in Boston, Massachusetts
into a family of traveling actors. After his father abandoned the family when he was at a
young age, the mother died in 1811. After his mother's death, John Allan, a wealthy
merchant, adopted him. They moved to Great Britain, where the Allan family lived from
1815 to 1820. His adopted father beat him and never was very fond of him. Soon after he
was adopted, his adopted mother, whom he loved very much, died......
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In 1826 living in Richmond, Virginia, Poe enrolled as a student of the University of
Virginia, but accumulated gambling debts that his adopted father refused to pay. Poe was
forced to drop out of college. After he had withdrawn from college, he enlisted in the
U.S. Army in 1827. During this time, he published his first book, “Tamerlane and Other
Poems”, by a Bostonian (instead saying by Edgar Allan Poe). In 1829, he published his
second book of poetry entitled “Aaraaf, Tamerlane, and Minor Poems”, while still in the
U.S. Army. In 1830, he was transferred to West Point in New York, where he studied as a
student many languages, but was expelled for neglecting his duties in 1831.
When his adopted father died, Poe had many financial problems that he had hoped to
resolve, but could not because he was not included in John Allan's will. In 1831, he wrote
two poems, “Helen” and “Israel”. In the 1830s, he wrote about his caring Aunt Maria
Clemm and her daughter Virginia Clemm. In 1833, he married his 13-year-old cousin,
Virginia Clemm. During the 1830s, he created some of his finest tales, “Ligeia,” “The
Fall of the House of Usher”, and “William Wilson.” During the year of 1839 these and
other stories were published in “Tales of the Grotesque and Arabesque”. In 1841, he
became the editor of “Graham's Magazine”, and was responsible for the writing of “The
Murders in the Rue Morgue”, which was the first modern detective story. His prize-
winning story, “The Gold Bug” was composed in 1843 and published in the
“Philadelphia's Dollar Newspaper.”
Toward the end of his career, in 1845 he wrote “The Raven”, which is the poem that
made him famous and made him the most money. In the 1840s he published many
writings, “The Cask of Amontillado”, “The Philosophy of Composition”, “Marginalia”, a
collection of critical notes for various periodicals. Suffering for 5 years, his wife, Virginia
Poe, finally died of tuberculosis in 1847. He became very lonely and ill from depression
and his career declined. In the late 1840s his lectures on "The Universe" later were
transformed into “Eureka: A Prose Poem” in 1848. During the year of 1849, he was
going to marry the Sarah Elmira Royster Shelton, a widow. On October 3, he was going
to pick up Mrs. Clemm, his aunt, when he stopped at a tavern in Baltimore, Maryland
where he was found semiconscious and delirious. He died fours days later of an unknown
cause. Throughout his life, he was deprived of two fathers, the latter who did not love
him and three of the most important women to him in all of his life, Virginia Clemm (first
wife), his first mother, and his adopted mother. He wrote many tragic and unhappy
stories, tales, and poems because of events in his life.
Chapter 11: New Romanticism
In the early 19th century, an evolving spirit began to take root in the world. This
spirit shifted the world into a period when literature was realistic. Nonetheless, there
remained writers of an older school who conveyed the ideas of Romanticism and
Transcendentalism. They did not necessarily believe in Enchantment like their medieval
fore-runners, but they did reject the idea of “randomness” that contemporary scientists
and philosophers (like Darwin) preached. Two such writers were the celebrated poets
Wordsworth and Coleridge.
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Wordsworth made use of the Romantic style when writing “The World Is Too
Much with us.” The poem is written as a fourteen line sonnet. In the poem, Nature is
described as an active, busy entity. The interjective fragment—“Great G-d!”—seems to
be the focus of this religiously motivated poem (see line 9). Wordsworth is trying to
remind his readers from the onset of the Industrial Revolution that a central creator, a
“foreman” of the world does exist. He implies this deep religious principle not only by
putting down pagans (“I’d rather be/A Pagan…” on lines 9-10), but by mentioning
certain gods of Greek mythology as if to say that the idea of G-d even existed in Greek
and Roman times. Wordsworth makes another allusion to the existence of a Romantic
far-away overseer of the world by capitalizing the word “Nature” in line 3 as if it was a
deity.
Wordsworth uses this Romantic idealism to spread his moral standards in a light
genial fashion. In opposition to people’s “Getting and spending” (line 2), Wordsworth
tells his reader that “we lay waste our powers” (ibid.). This means that to pursue
gluttonous and physical acquisitions and pleasures is a mere waste of human powers and
abilities (and resources). Wordsworth compares life to a song, and in doing so, he
rebukes us by stating “for everything, we are [all] out of tune” (line 8). For all of our sins,
we have ruined the synchronous harmony of the world. “We have given our hearts away”
to unholy pursuits and for this “sordid” affair, we shall eventually be punished (line 4).
The howling of the wind at all hours and various references to the rising sun serve to
evoke the emotion of repentance in the hearts of the readers; who would want to end up
like the sinners in the generation of Noah –underneath a world flooded in seawater?
These usages of Romantic ideals would scare the reader into amending his ways.
In his elaborate poem “Kubla Khan,” Coleridge employs Romantic literary
devices as well as s continuation of the Romantic tradition. To influence the reader’s
reaction Coleridge uses internal rhyme (like line 4), alliteration (“Five miles meandering
with a mazy motion” in line 25), and the repetition of vowel sounds (“A stately…decree”
in line 2). Coleridge also makes contradictions to bewilder the reader. An example of
such occurs on line 14 in which the palace in Xanadu is described as both “savage” yet
“holy and enchanted.” This is the Romantic collision alluded to on line 12. As another
means of intriguing the reader, Coleridge personifies some of the adornments in Kubla
Khan’s “pleasure dome.” The rocks dance (line 23), the earth wears pants (line 17), and
the walls and towers and girdled (line 7). These bizarre and distant elements help
contribute to the Romantic style of Coleridge’s writing.
Coleridge’s poem is the epitome of Romantic beliefs. The entire poem is a
recording of a flow of consciousness stemming from the imagination and dreams of
Coleridge. He dreamt that he was writing a poem about a vision in which he saw Xanadu.
The Romantic belief is that poetry should flow from one’s mind and onto one’s paper,
even the most impulsive spontaneous ideas. A dream or vision is a sufficient source of
inspiration for Coleridge. The enclosure of the lush romantic landscape of sixteen miles
under a dome serves to remind the reader about the existence of G-d who has his own
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palace in a distant world which is protected from human entrance (Genesis 3:24). This is
Coleridge’s Romanticism.
Poets such as Coleridge and Wordsworth use the existence of a higher authority to
relay to the readers their own personal dogmas. The two use a Romantic poetic style as
opposed to a realistic prose-like formal way of writing. This method emphasizes certain
points in their poems while it downplays others to further the cause of Romanticism.
Chapter 12: Two Views of Death
William Cullen Bryant’s poem “Thanatopsis” is not akin to John Donne’s Sixth
Holy Sonnet. Although the two poems have minute resemblances, they are remarkably
dissimilar. The central theme in both is one of mortals’ most controversial topics, namely
death; yet they both have different outlooks on the subject. This is enough to contrast the
two, but their parallelisms may thwart one from doing so.
“Holy Sonnet 6” by John Donne was written from a religious perspective, while
“Thanatopsis” was written by a teenage American poet looking for recognition. In the
latter, William C. Bryant used eighty-one lines to convey his ghostly message about
death; John Dunne took a mere fourteen lines. They both make mention of kings, yet for
opposite and contradictory purposes: John Donne says that death is a slave to kings and
William Bryant implies that death can affect even kings. Death, according to Bryant, is
an element of nature to be feared because of its drastic effects on everything. Donne, who
addresses death as though it were a mere person, says to death that death is not as
“mighty and dreadful” as he is assumed to be. He claims immortality as he says “nor yet
canst thou kill me.” Even with many differences between the two poems, internally, they
can be considered very similar.
“Thanatopsis” by William Cullen Bryant and “Holy Sonnet Six” by John Donne
are very much in agreement. They both agree with the metaphoric comparison between
sleeping and falling dead. Bryant calls a grave an “eternal resting place” and the last lines
of his poem states that a person who is going through death is “like one who wraps the
drapery of his couch” (presumably to sleep), and he “lies down to pleasant dreams.” On
the same hand, Donne tells death that he is not needed for one can use pappy or charms to
sleep (meaning die). Donne lived in the time of the Romantic Movement, thus it is
appropriate for him to use such words as “thou”, “thy”,”thee”, and “shalt.” Similarly,
borrowing from Romanticism to set his serious philosophical tone, William Bryant uses
an archaic syntax like Donne’s.
Many of the similarities listed above can be disproved to widen the wedge
between William Cullen Bryant’s “Thanatopsis” and John Donne’s “Holy Sonnet 6.”
Perhaps their agreement in the figurative likening of death to sleeping is only a
particularity in the wording of their poems. It is also possible that Bryant used a similar
vocabulary and phrasing to that of Donne’s in order to emulate Donne’s success as a
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professional world-renowned poet. In conclusion, stylistic and word choice evidence in
not conclusive enough to illustrate a strong semblance between the two poems.
John Donne’s “Holy Sonnet 6” is very much contrastive to William Cullen
Bryant’s “Thanatopsis.” The latter, meaning (in Greek) “view of death,” refers to the hold
of Thanatos (i.e. the Angel of Death) over mankind. The former is addressed to the
overseer of eternal rest to inform him that he has no power. Their language in
phraseology, although is quite similar between the two, is no means of drawing an
equivalence between the two. The Old World poem and the New World (American)
poem (“Thanatopsis”) are thus completely different from each other.
Chapter 13: Stephen Crane: An analysis
Stephen Crane’s short stories express a precise and complex outlook on life. His
philosophy seems to be that although any given individual is insignificant compared to
the enormity of the universe, a responsible person should still do all he can to
productively contribute to society. Despite the everlasting naturalist struggle against a
stronger, more powerful force, civilization urges (or even requires) an individual to
conduct himself with restraint. He must bear in mind the fact that he is a modicum part of
a larger existence but that this fact is not an excuse to do whatever he pleases. Crane
depicts life as a grim futility composed of poverty, cruelty, war, and suspicion. This
element of the famed journalist’s writing is a form of realistic writing which overtook
Transcendentalism and Romanticism in the late 19th century and early 20
th America.
From an historical perspective, Crane’s objectives seem very clear. When Crane was
born, and began his rapid ascent into fame, America was still recovering from the Civil
War. The Civil War was the result of decades of sectional conflicts over issues
(essentially) between two regions of America. The South believed in slavery and state’s
rights, while the North had many abolitionists and believers in a more powerful federal
government. Years of tensions produced years of bloody war, the bloodiest in American
history to date. After the unpleasant war, regionalism became stronger than ever, with the
West playing a bigger key role than it did before. As a result, people created all kinds of
stereotypes about other peoples whom they hardly knew. Crane wanted to end such
regionalism by showing the world is brimming with all kinds of diverse people.
Consequently, he introduces his readers to various characters not only to represent their
ways of life, but also to demonstrate the diversity of their different attitudes toward life.
One episode most likely occurred numerous times during the Civil War, and Stephen
Crane recorded this event in “An Episode of War.” A stray bullet hit a certain warm-
hearted lieutenant (although neither he nor his rank is important) while he was preparing
coffee for his squad. Due to the lack of medical technology during the Civil War, the
unfortunate lieutenant was destined (doomed) to have his arm amputated. How could
such a thing happen to a person who was not even involved in battle? Such was the
reaction of the men around him who “gazed statue-like and silent, astonished and awed
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by this catastrophe which happened when catastrophes were not expected…” Such is the
irony of war and the indifference of nature. Crane reveals the reality: Life is grim; it is
comprised of war, difficulties in growing industry, poverty, and class struggles. People
are always struggling against a greater force, like the lieutenant. Crane is not writing his
own novel ideas about life; he is merely expressing the reality. Even in the end, when the
lieutenant accepts his unfair judgment for life (that he will require having his arm
severed); his sentiment is still antagonistic toward reality because his family feels bad for
themselves and not for him.
It is noteworthy to mention that Crane used the word “episode” in the title to his story.
That term implies one event in a compilation of loosely related stories. “An Episode in
War” is simply one of many stories that emerged from the Civil War. Obviously,
compared to the world, the lieutenant is small. This is why Crane makes his story appear
as “just another episode” in the bloody tale of the Civil War. A deeper meaning of his
story is to teach the reader that he should always downplay the diversities between
people—no matter how apparent they are—to avoid direct conflicts. Calling attention to
different types of people can lead one group to feel superior or inferior to the others. The
sectionalism of 19th century America caused the Civil War, and then after the gruesome
war, when Crane wrote, it was still stronger than ever. There was a plethora of brands of
Americans, not just abolitionists and slave supporters. The differences between labels of
Americans became more apparent because at that time regionalism separated people.
There existed all forms of Americans: Easterners, Westerners, Northerners, Southerners,
Midwesterners, Cowboys, Seamen, and various breeds of immigrants. A convergence of
some of these typecasts occurs Stephen Crane’s “The Blue Hotel”.
Stephen Crane’s almost pessimistic attitude about life makes the reader feel small. When
one reads “The Blue Hotel”, he constantly reminds himself that life actually does exist
outside of his native America; the world is much bigger than he can see. This is what the
presence of the Swede serves to remind the reader. On a more in depth scale, the presence
of the Easterner and the Cowboy, along with the Swede, represent a convergence of
various ways of life, showing that one local color does not override another. Even within
one country, there are various regions, each with its own lifestyle. One way of life is no
“better” than another way. Additionally, since there are so many different modes of life,
the main one is unidentifiable. Along with the authors of his time, Crane wrote to end
regionalism. In his ideal world the Easterner (representative of Northeastern American
society), the Cowboy (a lonesome westerner who is in transit between jobs), and the
Swede (an early immigrant) should be able to meet in Nebraska without any judgmental
bigotry on the part of one group of persons against another. Their place of meeting
happened to have been in the hotel of Scully (a typical Irishman) and in the presence of
the passionate youth, Johnnie (who is a reflection of the American dream of doing as
little possible, but at the same time gaining as much as possible i.e. he hopes to make
money by cheating). However, the reality is not so, a person from one area does have a
stereotypical image of another in his mind and acts accordingly with him. Crane’s point
is that people should not do so because every type of person has positive and negative
attributes. The world itself is so colossal that it houses thousands of different ethnicities
and none of them has the right to claim superiority over the other. However, in the end,
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this unlikely grouping of people all contributed to the killing of one individual. The
Easterner said it best when he exclaimed, “We, five of us, have collaborated in the
murder of this Swede.” One cannot rationalize crimes like murder by countering, “I/we
only killed an individual he’s nothing compared to the world”.
In “An Experiment in Misery”, Stephen Crane used his unique arrangement of realism
and impressionism to shed light on a common urban crisis in his times. There was an
influx and increase in the number of transients. They were a result of a large-scale class
struggle between the upper, middle, and lower classes. The transients were those who lost
their jobs for various reasons (a deficit in mental capacity, or perhaps the large industrial
giants fired their workers in order to hire immigrants for lower wages). They eventually
became homeless, and had to live on the street. Because of the looks they got from
passersby, they felt like criminals. To remedy this situation, late 19th century America
established flophouses as part of a system of social reforms. For a small price,
mendicants had room and board, as well as food. Nevertheless, as Crane describes
through the eyes of a “bum”, these flophouses were indistinguishable from a cemetery.
The flophouses gave off a death-like aura with its bad smells, “skin and bones” residents,
and volunteers (to distribute food) who Crane likens to priests behind an altar and telling
over someone’s last rites. That is the reality of the flophouses and the guilt, from which a
homeless person suffers. To give his readers a greater impression of the extent to which
homelessness was “criminalized”, Crane emphasizes the fact that the young man
“appeared like an assassin steeped in crimes performed awkwardly.” Not only is this a
blatant reference to death, but it also demonstrates the impact of society rejecting
“hoboes”. The few are oppressing the many; and that is the actuality of life because a
greater force always stands in opposition to people. The rules of naturalism apply here
with the entire world supposedly looking down on one class – if one can even call them
that—of people. Even within regional parallels, there are still different classifications of
people.
Crane again shows in his short story “The Open Boat” that even people within the same
provincial bracket can be (and are) very different. All three main characters are seamen—
humbled “babes of the sea”—who react differently to the same situation. The Captain
responds to the disaster of shipwreck by doing what a good captain does: he takes charge.
The cook takes a different approach and tries to alleviate the severity of the
circumstances by cracking jokes with his lowbrow humor in order to break the ice and
boost morale. Sitting on the same dingy as the others, Billie the oiler – the working class
whipping boy of the boat’s crew—does most of the work. Similar to nature working
against the crew of the boat, nature worked against Billie to put the burden of labor
mainly upon him. (This also represents the worker versus boss struggle of the Industrial
Revolution.) Crane relates,
“When it occurs to a man that nature does not regard him as important, and that she
would not maim the universe by disposing of him, he at first wishes to throw bricks at
the temple, and he hates deeply the fact that there are no bricks and no temples”.
Nature does not care about any given individual because compared to the enormity of the
world he is a speck. Crane implies that the individual is disposable and worthless. When
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the cook realized that his demise was imminent, he thought, “I am going to drown? Can it
be possible? Can it be possible?” At that point, Crane noted, “Perhaps an individual must
consider his own death to be the final phenomenon of nature.”
As Crane writes about his own experience going through a shipwreck, he expresses the
reality of the common adage, “desperate times call for desperate measures”. As stated
above, some people (like the cook) react to serious issues by making light of them to
make them seem less critical. In drastic circumstances, people do weird things. A prime
example of this is when those on the boat were jealous of the birds that flew above them
freely and represented freedom in their industrially recluse world. One displays his or her
true self, when in such a situation. The group on the dingy displayed their true feelings of
nativism in the situation chronicled by Crane. The group even argued about trivial things
to assuage the stress of their predicament. However, in the end people will always get
closer by living through calamities together. They did not allow anxiety, insecurity, and
the inability to anticipate the future to get the better of them and totally act out.
“The Bride Comes to Yellow Sky” shows the reader a reality that one normally does not
notice by himself. When Sheriff Jack Potter left Yellow Sky to get married in San
Antonio, the town of Yellow Sky kept going even without Potter. Usually one assumes
that the world revolves around him (pardon the cliché, but one must wonder whether the
teacher is really reading this). Thus, Jack Potter thinks that if he leaves, Yellow Sky
would fall apart without him, everyone would be wondering where he is, and if he
returned with a wife, people would react immensely. The reality, as expressed by Crane,
is not true. The town conducts itself as normal because Jack Potter was only a small part
of the town. The drunks still get drunk; the troublemakers still make trouble... The
absence of one individual does not make a difference. Similarly, the myriads of other
people’s thoughts, plans, and actions almost invalidate against the thoughts, plans, and
actions of one individual. If the reader applies this lesson to himself, he should realize
and understand that measured up against his town, county, state, country, continent,
planet, solar system, galaxy, and surely universe, he is insignificant. This philosophy
does not give permission for people to go around committing any crime or sin that they
want; people must still conduct themselves with restraint. When the drunk noticed that he
was in the presence of a lady, he took control of himself and did not carry out his planned
act of murder.
The very style of Crane’s works—a journalistic one—shows the reader that he is but a
mere a drop in the metaphorical bucket that is the world. By magnifying the scope of any
other drop, Crane moves focal point of the world to that specific place. A journalist
properly conveys the importance of any event, no matter how trivial is might seem, by
using impressionistic elements to paint a more elaborate picture. He can exaggerate an
incident into a worldwide affair, making the reader realize that his existence is
infinitesimal compared to the prodigious extent of the marvelous universe. Of course, this
is not an excuse to act unscrupulously, immorally or corruptly.
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Chapter 14: Leggatt: An Unusual Secret
One of the characters in Joseph Conrad’s “The Secret Sharer” is the unusual
fugitive Leggatt. Although Leggatt is an essential character in the short story, he is also
symbolic of the narrator’s hidden dark personality. His similarities with the Captain show
that they share some sort of a bond together. This bond can be very dangerous.
Leggatt and the Captain quickly become companions due to their similarities.
They are both the sons of parsons in Norfolk and attended Conway. They both feel like
strangers on the Captain’s ship, not knowing the crew nor knowing the ship herself.
Despite this, they are both sea-fearing men, more specifically high ranking sea-fearing
men; because the Captain runs a vessel and Leggatt is a former first mate on the Sephora.
The two are, generally skeptical of things: The Captain was not sure whether to admit
Leggatt on board his ship, or not. Leggatt himself was doubtful as to whether or not the
Captain was sincere in believing his story of killing (not the usage of the word “killing”
and not “murder”) and supplying a safe haven for him. This is why he continually asks
questions like, “Am I a murdering brute? Do I look it?” Eventually, they end up living
their lives almost the same by wearing the same clothes and living in the same quarters.
This uncanny resemblance between the two is hazardous not only to the Captain, but
even to his entire crew.
The on-board presence of the mysterious Leggatt threatens the ship and its
seamen. Towards the beginning of the story, Joseph Conrad foreshadows to the reader
that Leggatt is a shadowy and ominous person by writing that initially the Captain did not
see Leggatt’s head and thought he was a fish. A headless person and a fish (which is
symbolic of one’s animal instincts) are both seen with a perilous attitude. The sailors are
required to do extra work by periodically cleaning the Captain’s stateroom and personal
quarters. This addition to the daily chores decreases morale which can, in certain
instances, lead to a mutiny against a captain whom they barely know. This labor was
added by the Captain because of Leggatt; the Captain’s suspicion that his crewmen knew
about the fugitive he is harboring grew; this caused the Captain to almost force his men
into a situation where they would have a chance to be in the Captain’s private rooms and
search –to not avail—for the elusive fugitive (who the Captain, in his “foresight” has
already moved elsewhere. The above, coupled with the fact that Leggatt is an admitted
killer (who killed out of rage no less) is sufficient to label him a dangerous person.
Joseph Conrad tells a fearful tale in his short story “The Secret Sharer.” Of the
small pool of characters, Leggatt is the most dangerous. Just his bizarre parallelisms with
the Captain would be enough to convince a reader of his supernatural-ness. It is these
parallelisms which make him into such a menacing power.
Chapter 15: A biographical sketch of Abraham Stoker
Every person living in the world tries to become a prosperous person. Very rarely some
accomplish these goals. Most do not become successful because of many set backs
throughout their lives. Abraham Stoker, became a success despite his many set backs.
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Abraham, or Bram, Stoker experienced many hardships during his early life. When Bram
was born on the Eight day of November in the year 1847, he was a handicap. He was not
able to stand or walk until he became seven years old. At that age, Abraham outgrew this
weakness and excelled in soccer. His family was very poor; his father was a measly civil
servant clerk and his mother made no money working for charity and as a writer. Even
with all of this, Abraham Stoker graduated Trinity College Dublin in 1867, with a major
in Math.
During Bram Stoker's middle portion of life, Bram suffered from many afflictions and
still prospered. After college, Abraham became a civil servant like his father. This job
made so little money that Stoker was forced to taken on other jobs, and he worked as a
free lance journalist, a drama critic and editor of the "Evening Mail." Nine years after
graduation, in 1876, while still juggling two jobs, Bram Stoker managed to become
friends with Sir Henry Irving, a famous actor. Stoker accepted a job as a personal
secretary to Irving and decided to move to England. Bram married Oscar Wilde's former
sweetheart, Florence Balcombe in 1878, while Oscar was trying to 'get her' himself. He
published his first book, "The Duties of Clerks of Petty Sessions in Ireland," in Ireland,
before immigrating to England in 1878.
Towards the end of Bram Stoker's life, he went through a lot of misery, but came out
victorious in the game of life. In 1879, Florence Balcombe Stoker, Bram's wife, gave
birth to a son, Noel Stoker. Even with all of the activity of raising a son, Bram still was
able to supplement his income by writing a large number of sensational novels, his most
famous being the vampire tale, "Dracula." In 1905, Bram suffered the tragedy of his best
friend and boss, Henry Irving's death. Through the lamenting and sadness, Stoker wrote
many books, including "Personal Reminiscences of Henry Irving". With the combination
of being the business manager of The Lyceum Theatre, writing independent stories, and
nurturing of his son Noel, Bram Stoker died from exhaustion at the age of sixty four.
Chapter 16: Allan Sillitoe: A View of an Individual
Alan Sillitoe’s works illustrate the failures of alienated individuals. As a common motif
throughout his stories, Sillitoe depicts the failures of these estranged persons in the midst
of the class struggle in England. Their lack of success is usually the outcome of a major
tragedy that occurs in the end of Sillitoe’s stories. During the 1950’s, England was
experiencing a social and economical recession. It was no longer the world power like it
was before World War II. The wounds of the war were still healing, both mentally and
physically, although from some the mental scars will never disappear. A generation of
sons of soldiers was entering adolescence and of course, crime was their favorite hobby.
These young teens rebelled against their still-angry veteran fathers and their money-
hungry mothers. On a broader scope, there was conflict between the upper class and the
growing middle class. People opted for isolation. Sillitoe tried to reconcile these
differences by showing what can happen to a lonesome person. He preached that
individuals should always have a companion -- whether a spouse, a child, or a friend. It is
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not an excuse for one to justify that he was “born” into his problems, because it is the
way of philosophers to teach that one always can overcome such setbacks and reform
oneself.
The disgruntled former soldier is a usual character in post-World War II Britain. In
“Uncle Ernest,” he takes the form of Ernest Brown the upholsterer. Ernest is a lonely man
after World War I who constantly relives his memories of the war and questions why he
survived. Because of his attachment to a previous life, he retains some of his soldier-like
regimen even after the war. Ernest even covered for deserts of the army that is a sign of
his discontent with fighting. The man maintains a habitual routine, which he follows.
This involves spending his hard-earned money on booze and breakfast. His simple
breakfast consists of tomatoes on toast, perhaps this is a reflection of his wartime
tendencies of being inclined to army rations. He eats with a soldierly precision as he
slices his toast. This sad depressed man is typical of returning soldiers after World War I,
and so when Sillitoe wrote about this character in his own era after World War II, he
sought to teach his readers a lesson. He hoped to teach that one should always associate
himself with other people in order to avoid loneliness. Loneliness, Sillitoe implies, leads
one to becoming a hermit. At a later time, when such a loner innocently tries to do good
for others (as “Uncle” Ernest did), the narrow mindedness of society will cause his
motives to be questioned and will make him look guilty. Eventually, the recluse will
revert to the only life he knows, an isolated one. One needs the complete opposite in
order to be successful.
The direct converse of a discontented ex-soldier is a happy civil worker. Harry the postal
worker, from Sillitoe’s “The Fishing-Boat Picture,” is the epitome of such a character.
Harry has been a postman for almost three decades and is an out-going active man. His
fall was not noticeably because of a lack of socialization, but rather it was apparently due
to outside factors (i.e. his insatiable wife discussed later). Nonetheless, in fact, as Sillitoe
tries to imply, his failure occurred as he went into the world of books and then self-
depression following his wife Kathy’s departure. He denied the benefit that she had to his
life and expressed no intention of attempting to retrieve her and settle their differences.
This refusal to acknowledge the advantage of having a partner caused Harry’s downfall,
his greedy wife was only a means of bringing about this refusal (and in the end, she was
the one to take advantage of his sad state).
The money-hungry woman is a common character in Allan Sillitoe’s writings. In “The
Fishing-Boat Picture,” she takes the form of Kathy. Immediately after Harry was able to
settle on a steady job, Kathy almost forced him to propose marriage to her. Sillitoe
juxtaposes this passage to the passage detailing Harry’s financial affairs as if to imply
that Kathy only married him as means of leeching off his money. Following a trivial
argument, Kathy left her Postal worker for a housepainter. When money was running low
with him, she went back to Harry the postal worker to swindle the poor man out of more
of his money (i.e. the Fishing boat picture and beer). Additionally, she was getting forty-
two bob per week at the Ambergate lace factory. This stereotypical character makes a
brief appearance in “The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Runner” as the mother of
Smith. She defends her scandalous son (a fellow member of the lower middle class)
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against the authorities in the hopes that she can reap the fruits of her son’s catch. This
same woman, who as a grieving widow, gluttonously splurged on the insurance money
that she received for her bereavement following her late husband’s loss in a battle against
throat cancer. Smith said about the five hundred dollars that his mother received:
“Now I believe, and my mam must gave thought the same, that a wad of crisp
blue-back fivers ain’t a sight of good to a living soul unless they’re flying out of
your hand into some shopkeeper’s till, and the shopkeeper is passing you tip-top
things in exchange over the counter, so as soon as she got the money, mam took
me and my five brothers and sisters out to town and got us dolled-up in new
clothes. Then she ordered a twenty-one-inch telly, a new carpet because the old
one was covered with blood from dad’s dying and wouldn’t wash out, and took a
taxi home with bags of grub and a new fur coat. And do you know—you wain’t
believe me when I tell you—she’s still near three hundred left in her bulging
handbag the next day, so how could any of us go to work after that? Poor old dad,
he didn’t get a look in, and he was the one who’d done the suffering and dying for
such a lot of lolly.”
The lesson one is supposed to learn from the avaricious women is that one should
not rely on money or physical voracious pursuits for entertainment or status, but that one
should rather “spread the wealth” by befriending others. Perhaps if Mam would not have
used the granted money on herself (for her material pleasure, such as a new television, a
new carpet, a taxi ride, bags of food, a fur coat etc…) and would have taught her children
proper manners, Smith would not have ended up a convicted felon who stole money. It
was because of Mam’s malediction that Smith used his cunning to fuel his (sometimes
drunken) rebelliousness and quest to acquire more money. This introduced Smith to petty
crime, which evolved into heavier, troublesome offenses.
Alan Sillitoe tries to teach parents the way not to raise their children. His
examples of the angry ex-soldier and money hungry women, coupled with neglectful
parents (like those of “On Saturday Afternoon” who leave their pre-teen child alone at
home while they go out and enjoy the movies and in doing so, they needlessly exposed
their innocent child to evils of society) are intended to teach parents how not to behave.
One might think that he or she must neglect his beloved children -- because of his class
rank that requires him or her to work extra time in order to gain more money—but such
reasoning is flawed. Parents should not raise their children as “latch key kids”. Sillitoe
wrote the story “Uncle Ernest” in order to refute such a baseless argument. The working
mother (a typical working class widow trying to supplement her income) neglected her
two poor girls and forced them to draw from Ernest Brown. Ernest was not on a higher
class than the two girls’ mother was; he merely possessed a kinder soul. As busy as
Ernest was, he still found time to support his two “surrogate” daughters.
After Ernest began to share company with the two girls (“his” two girls), his
isolationist tendencies decreased. He no longer spent all his hard-earned income on
booze. Instead of drinking alcohol, he focused his money on his “assumed” children. For
the period that he helped Alma and Joan, Ernest emulated the ideal parents. This story
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should have ended happily if not for once feared factor: the class struggle. In the end, the
police officer, who represents the decent side of the law, takes away a purpose in life
from Ernest. The copper’s presence serves to remind the public that there is a higher,
more powerful force in England, namely the Queen and her noblemen. This higher class
is the “them” as opposed to the “us”, as alluded to in the beginning of “The Loneliness of
the Long-Distance Runner”. Of course, Ernest does not realize that the class above him is
not as perfect as they seem. Everyone has guilt and shame that try to keep hidden, the
“skeletons in their closets”. About this class struggle and indignity of the higher class,
Smith exclaimed,
“…And if I had the whip-hand I wouldn’t even bother to build a palace like this
[Borstal] to put all the cops, governors, posh whores, penpushers, army officers,
Members of Parliament [MP’s] in; no, I’d stick them up against a wall and let
them have it, like they’d have done with blokes like us years ago, that is, if they’d
ever known what it means to be honest, which they don’t and never will so help
me..”
In Smith’s eighteen months in Borstal, his humanity keeps him motivated. In his mind,
he thinks—better yet, knows—that he is better than the governor of the Borstal is. Smith
believes that the governor is a dishonest, stupid, and selfish man who only wants to earn
the blue ribbon in running for his own pride and esteem. Smith decided to act with
cunning and slyness and he therefore purposefully lost a significant race. In doing so, he
feels that he protects his entire class from abuse by the hands men like the governor. He
felt that he lost the race, but gained the respect and life experience that he sought. Smith
thought he was better than the governor was and more cunning than he was. To sum up
his opinion, “Cunning is what counts in this life, and even that you’ve got to use in the
slyest way you can; I’m telling you straight: they’re cunning, and I’m cunning… The one
fact is that all of us are cunning, and because of this there’s no love lost between us.” By
dividing the world between “them” and “us”, Sillitoe express the actuality that the two
classes major class divisions are radically different and that there is little to no liquidity
or movement of individuals between the various classes. With such an attitude toward the
class system, life is grim and sluggish. This is the obvious cause to the mind-set of the
desirously greedy woman and the depressed war veteran. The result of a union of these
two is a confused rebellious child.
An important common character in Sillitoe’s writings is the mixed-up disobedient
youngster. He is the result of the experiences of his veteran father and craving mother. A
typical product of such a marriage is the chap who tried to kill himself in “On Saturday
Afternoon”. That sad disheartened (or “black” as the story alludes to his sorrow) post-
adolescent bloke felt that his mission in life was to be dead. He used all the effort he
could exert in order to kill himself. His pre-teen observer, who very likely could be in the
same situation in later years, was dumbfounded and wanted to witness the life changing
event. Perhaps because of the failures of the attempted suicide, this lad would never
consider such a drastic solution. Maybe he will use this experience to make sure that he
would never be down enough even to contemplate killing himself. In the end, despite the
coppers attempts to keep this man alive, a yard-working woman informed the lad of his
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neighbor’s demise. One can assert that the man was successful, for his goal in life was to
die, and he effectively did so. However, in reality this man horribly failed: He failed
when he set death as a goal in life; he failed in his first suicide attempt; he failed in
debating the cooper; and ultimately, he failed in life as a whole. Such in is the product of
loneliness in combination with a class struggle, failure.
Failure, Sillitoe affirms, is a result of seclusion; but success is the result of
companionship. After Kathy left Harry (in “The Fishing-Boat Picture”), Harry exclaimed,
“All I can is that it was a stroke of G-d’s luck [that] we never had any kids.” This implies
that should Harry and Kathy have had kids in their quarrelsome and confrontational state,
those kids would have more likely than not grown up as failures. His or her failures
would be a result of a father’s seclusion into the world of books and a mother whose
worldly pursuits caused her to go after her temptations. Nevertheless, within the same
paragraph, Harry somewhat retracts his statement and says, “It might have been better if
she’s had kids though; you never know”. The implication of this is that the company
provided by having extra household members, would be able to change the relationship
between Kathy and Harry for the better. One sees from here that extra companionship is a
source of rejuvenation and happiness. Just as the camaraderie and bond between Uncle
Ernest and the twosome of Alma and Joan brought a new sense of existence to Ernest
Brown’s miserable life, so too is can bring happiness to anyone. This is true whether the
person is of the working class or of the leisure class because despite class differences
Sillitoe stresses that every human is subject to the vicissitudes of life.
Chapter 17: Barbara Tuchman: Revolutions
There was a famous passage stated by Barbara Tuchman that goes along the lines of the
following: “Every successful revolution puts on in time the robe of the tyrant it had
deposed.” This statement has been proven by the ultimate verification throughout history.
The following scenario has taken place many times in the past, although the names may
change:
When one ruler, Emperor James, who is classified by his subjects as being “bad,” “vile,”
and/or “wicked,” arises, the seeds of a revolution are sowed. He passes a few
questionable laws. Then, an idealistic person, George, comes up with the thought that he
would make a greater ruler, and thus begins to preach. His oratory gains for him
followers, who in turn recruit more followers for his cause of overthrowing the current
evil ruler. A revolutionary war breaks out. After a few glorious battles, this once
idealistic person now becomes a harsh dictator like the one before him. He may have
changed his title to something less obvious than his predecessor had, like King, President,
Mayor, ruler, sovereign, head of state, leader, prime minister, Shah, chancellor or the
like, but he is still a tyrant. He may be the most beloved person in the territory, but he can
still do what he wants. He can have all of his loyal followers screaming his name while
he comes outside on a balcony, with thousands of supporters there, but when he declares,
“Stop the dance and start the work,” it starts once again. He has revealed his anti-dance
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principles and his pro-work standards, which makes him, like Emperor James before him,
the most hated man in the realm.
When Emperor James became the ruler of the monarch, whether through a “glorious”
revolution of his own, or by the genes he inherited from his family, he thought that he
would be the best Emperor ever. He believed that he would be the kind, benevolent
Emperor that will bring his region into a great state of power, wealth, peace and
prosperity. Did he know that there exists a famous idiom, which declares that power
corrupts people? When a simpleton like George begins a large-scale uprising, does
George know that should he rise to a position of power, he too would become like
Emperor James? The obvious answer to both questions is of course not. They both held in
the minds that they would become the chief of the most influential and greatest area in
the world. (It might even be true that when they do rise to such an appointment of
authority, they still hold true to these ideas, even when making regulations that seem to
imply the opposite.)
Countless instances throughout history prove Barbara Tuchman’s essential theory. When
the Americans revolted against the British in the war commonly known as the
Revolutionary War, they did so because they felt the British withheld their freedoms
granted in the Magna Carta (The Great Charter). The African-Americans in return
petitioned to the Anglo-Americans to grant them more rights as citizens, which had been
supposedly granted to them by the famous Bill of Rights. Towards the end of the glorious
era of the Hasmonean Dynasty, the Jews who were fed up with King Artistobulus
revolted and affirmed King Hyrkanus, his brother’s kingship; The Jews in turn revolted
against King Hyrkanus and reaffirmed King Artistobulus’ kingship. These constant
uprisings in the region eventually led to the take over of Judea by the Romans. Russian
communism was look at as vindictive; this was true even after communism took place of
the czar-ship. Many more instances of this sort of counter-rebellions are evident
throughout the day of old.
In conclusion, the logical facts stated above and the historical examples without a doubt
confirm the assertion of Barbara Tuchman that declares, “Every successful revolution
puts on in time the robe of the tyrant it had deposed.” We see this throughout history with
different peoples such as by the Jews, the Hasmoneans run under Hyrkanus in contrast to
Artistobulus; By Russia, being a communist entity as opposed to a czarist one; By the
African-Americans and by other nations and races. We have also looked at the successor
of a hated dynasty or string of rulers whom were revolted against, and seen that those
new directors of state become equally despised as their forerunner, if not more so.
Chapter 18: The Briefcase
I tightly grip the brown briefcase in my shaking sweaty hands. With my father’s
gruesome death it is my duty to guard the contents on the briefcase with my life, as he
once did. There used to be men in black suits chasing after him. That was until they
finally caught him. I was deeply saddened with his “death.” I wanted to take a sweet
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revenge on those men, if only I was able to figure out who they were. My thoughts kept
alternating, until I finally decided to dig up my father’s grave and find clues about his
murder.
I hovered above where my beloved father was supposedly lying down for eternity.
The thought continued to haunt me, which I would find something that I wasn’t meant to.
I heard a loud howl and immediately turned around. All that was there was the dark night
sky with the full white moon shining more brightly than ever before; or so it seemed to
me. Feeling the cold metal crowbar in my hand, I made a final resolution: I will dig up
my dad’s gravesite no matter what interferes against me. Another wave of fear came
upon me, but I quickly overcame it, as I slowly moved the crowbar nearer to his wooden
casket. Again I heard a howl coming from what I thought was right next to me, but I took
a quick glance and saw there was nothing but stationary greenstone tombstones all
around me. I have had a fear of ghosts since I was a, but a little boy, nonetheless I never
felt like I did then. The great fear which I possessed developed into a dreaded panic.
Trying not to think about anything else which would arouse me frightening feelings, I
opened the casket. The screeching creak that I heard barely registered with my brain,
immediately before I found my father’s cold dead bones. They have obviously begun to
decay little by little, but what I noticed next was far more shocking. It was a dusty brown
briefcase, the one which my precious father has held with himself for the last twenty-five
and a half years of his life. That was all before his untimely death, because of those
wretched men in black suits, with whom he began to hang around, about a quarter of a
century ago. When I heard helicopters above me and felt a light shine on top of me, I
clutched the briefcase in my hand and quickly closed the cheap coffin. I scurried out of
the graveyard, running home with all my might. The helicopter above the horizon was
gone.
As I sit here in my room, with the briefcase well within my reach, I ponder the
situation. Should I open the briefcases which belonged to my late father? If I do, the men
in the black suits will surely know and will probably come after me, causing my own
death. But, if opening the briefcase would be suicide why did my father right this in his
last will and testament: “…and to my oldest and youngest son, my only son, my precious
(name edited out for effect of anonymity of the persons involved in this story), I leave to
you all of my assets, wealth, goods and belongings which I haven’t stated above. This
includes my sacred briefcase, which you should guard as if it was one of your own
children…” As I recall this article in the document written by ‘daddy,’ I hear a rustling in
the bushes outside the window; I shrug off the thought that it was a person, under the
pretense that lately I am being too paranoid. I decide to open the briefcase, but meet up
with a predicament: I forget the code. I decide to cut it open with my razor, which I keep
in my pocket since the funeral. As I pull out the razor blade from my left pocket, I feel
something cold hit my in the back. It is some sort of metal, and as I tried to pin-point its
exact location in my back, another one hit my hit. They are silver bullets. With my last
strength, I turn around and consequently see a man in a black suit smiling outside my
window. I then proceed to close my eyes, forever.
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Chapter 19: The Chaser
I can't believe no one believed me. It is already the sixth day. I felt like a fat
smelly Cardassian (an alien from Star Trek, I'm a big Star Trek fan), that everyone
ignored. Some tall, skinny guy with a black and blue shirt was following me all day. I
kept telling everyone about it, but no one believed me. I told Joey, my best friend, my
mom, my dad, my teachers, and no one believed me. When I walked home from school, I
saw no one was behind me, so I snuck in my house. I looked around, and saw a shadow
out the window. I screamed.
I looked at the shadow, it moved. I started to walk outside the front door. As I turned the
knob I heard a thump. I opened the door faster, and looked around outside. There was no
one. Then I thought to myself, I am expecting something in the mail, while I am out here,
I might as well go see if it came in yet. Even though I wasn't able to remember what it
was. As I walked to the mailbox, I saw my fat and short neighbor Jim. I put my ring
finger with my pinky and my index finger with the middle one and raised my hand. I
said, "Live long and prosper." That being a Star Trek catchphrase of my favorite
character Mr. Spock.
On my way back to the house, with the mail in hand, I saw the tall skinny guy. I
screamed, "Hey you, come here." He said, in a deep Mexican accent, "que Paso?" He ran
away. I was able to catch a good glimpse of his back, as the sun gleamed on him, as he
ran. I went back to my house and decided to call the police, before my parents came
home. I told them that a man with a black and blue uniform that was tall and skinny, with
a Mexican accent is stalking me. He has blackish brownish hair. It goes about on half a
foot down his neck. They laughed and said, "Many people say that, we'll never find him."
I rested my head in disgust for the US police. Then I looked out the window. I saw him,
but he didn't see me. I took a rock from my room. I was ready to smash the window and
grab him, but I saw something. It was a badge on his shirt; it wasn't a black and blue
shirt, but rather a green shirt. The badge said, "Pony Express Delivery." Where have I
heard that name before??? Hmm... Hmm.... Oh yeah! My dad told me that they are the
best delivery company, if they can't find you, and then they will chase after you, until you
get what was sent to you. I took the rock and smashed the window. Before he could say a
word I said, "What is that in your hand?" He said, "gfijds." I brought in my neighbor who
was Mexican, and he said, "This guy is speaking poliknese. I know that too, this means
'picture.'" I opened the box in his hand, and saw a cardboard cut-out of Spock. I ordered it
years ago. It finally came in."
ALL THE OTHER MYSTERIES IN THIS STORY ARE YET TO BE REVEALED
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Chapter 20: IQ Day: The Story
I left the Vice-Principals office, and walked down the hallway. I stayed in the
bathroom, because today, like everyday I didn't "feel like going" to Mister Sulka's boring
science class. I opened the door. I walked into the bathroom. The lights were off. I
opened the lights. I heard voices scream, "SURPRISE, HAPPY IQ DAY!" I thought to
myself, "What is IQ?" Principal Haberwoman led the group of kids in the bathroom, to
the social hall. For the rest of the day we ate and partied. None of this made any sense to
me, but I played along anyway.
When I arrived home that night, I needed to figure out what was happening. I
started to dial Principal Haberwoman's phone number. I punched in "555-0273."I
remembered that wasn't his phone number. I looked around and found Principal
Haberwoman's phone number. I dialed it. It rang. Once, I was shaking. Twice, I was
waiting. Three times, I was about to hang up. "What do you want?" I heard a gruff voice
say. I answered, "I-" A nice soft voice said, "leave a message after the beep." It was an
answering machine. I hung up.
I called up my friend Davey Johnson. I asked him what IQ day is. Then I had no
idea what was happening, but I now know what had happened. This is what happened in
contrast to what I thought happened: He picked up the phone and said, "Hi!" I introduced
myself. He screamed at me and said, "Get away from me." I thought he was mad at me
and didn't want to talk to me anymore. In reality, Mrs. Johnson was calling Davey to go
to bed. He said, "Go away." Of course I didn't know that then. I angrily slammed the
phone in its place.
The next day, I went crazy, not being able to comprehend the incidents yesterday.
I left my house in the morning and ran to the bus. I walked down three aisles and made a
left on the fourth. I sat down. I was wondering why Davey wasn't sitting with me. We sat
together here in this same spot for the past four years together. What happened in reality
was Mrs. Johnson beat Davey until he went to the hospital. This was because he didn't go
to bed last night, when he was talking to me on the phone. I didn't know this, and I
thought that Davey, my friend for four years, was ignoring me to not tell me what had
happened yesterday.
The moment I arrived to school, my feet uncontrollably walked me to the
principals’ office. I walked in. He was gone. I heard a footstep. I turned around. Mr.
Sulka was there. He grabbed me by my ears and took my to Vice Principal Xavier
Hemlocks' office. He had me suspended for ditching school almost everyday. My mom
brought me home. I sat angrily on the couch in my house all day. I decided to call
Principal Haberwoman. I dialed "555-0274," and waited for him to pick up.
"Hello, what do you want?" I heard a gruff voice say over the phone.
"Hi this is Jack Daniels and I have a problem." I said, "can you tell me-" I paused.
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"Yes, go on..." He said in a nice soft voice.
"Can you tell me what IQ day is?" I asked. He didn't answer. I said in an unsure
voice, "Sir?"
"Please... Call me Hank." He continued, "I meant to tell you about this. Due to the
fact that you scored in the ninety-ninth percentile, our school is getting rewarded: Along
with us teaching a genius, your grade brought our school up to the federal requirements
for scholastic funding. And so-" I interjected and said, "Who is the genius?" Principal
Haberwoman said sarcastically, "the man in the moon." I understood. He continued,
"Since you brought up our grade point average. We are getting a ten thousand-dollar
grant. Thus, I decided to throw an IQ Day party, in your honor.” I wished Hank
Haberwoman farewell, and hung up the phone. I let out a sigh of relief. I have finally
solved the mystery that drove me nuts for almost two days.
I then remembered something. I looked back at my highly detailed diary. It said
for two week ago: "I looked outside the window, and saw the pigeons flying around.
They looked so beautiful. SMACK! I slapped myself in the face. I must concentrate on
this test. This test judges weather I am a genius or a stupid idiot. This is so hard.
"I went back to the real world.’Bill E.' screamed my teacher, "finish your test, you
only have thirty minutes left." I looked down at my test and saw that I was still on
question one. I quickly filled in the next 83 questions. I followed the pattern, 'BCDA,
BCDA, and BCDA.' all the way to the end. After I finished the test I quickly handed it in,
and left class."
I looked at my diary entry for two days ago, and this is how it started: "After a
three hour conference with Principal Haberwoman, I received the results of the test. The
test was a joint evaluation by the state and federal government. I looked at the paper with
my results. It didn't make any sense. The paper said that I was a genius. How is that
possible? I was supposed to be stupid? I left the principals office and went to the
bathroom..." That was enough. I, William Edgar-Jonathan Peterson, now know what
happened. I finally learned the lesson of life: Even if you passed every test in the world,
you can still not be the smartest person in the world, unless you are able to apply to the
outside world.
Chapter 21: The Haunted House
I reluctantly accepted an intricate assignment from my favorite English teacher. I
was supposed to compose the greatest narrative in the entire history of writing. I was
totally out of ideas. Within three minutes, my mind went mad searching for some
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inspiration, but it was then that I recalled an incident, which I heard about from a man,
named Choni V. Anonymous; it was extremely fascinating:
Choni said that he and his brothers, Ploni and Anown, went into a mysterious
haunted house. It was so mysterious that Choni and his siblings did not even know the
name of the scary place. Immediately upon entering the old Victorian-style mansion, a
huge hand, about six meters big, came out from a corridor and snatched Choni. Choni,
screaming, was taken farther and farther away from his beloved brothers. Ploni and
Anown began to run down the long hall in order to follow the strange hand. The bizarre
hand glided through the air as if it was a knife in butter; the hand was much faster than
the brother had expected. All of a sudden, as the brothers ran down the hallway, an
unforeseen ditch was in the floor, and both Ploni and Anown fell inside. They screamed
at the top of their lungs, pleading with all their heart for someone to liberate them. No
one came. The same logical thought went through both of their heads: The interior of the
house was much grander than the exterior of the manor.
In the meantime, Choni, who was taken away by the odd hand, was sitting in a
wooden rocking chair eating warm food that he found on an unusually long table. He
heard faint screams and registered their voices as his brothers. As he stood up to go run to
their aid, the hand tried to grab him once again. He evaded the eerie hand with his
expertise in running, which he learned in Nameless City High School. He ran, as fast he
was able to, down the antechamber. He was trying to reach his brothers in time, before
their premature death. Choni Variable Anonymous prided himself in saying that he is
more practical than his two older brothers are, because he always looked at the ground
when he walked, ran, or merely strolled. This prevented him from stepping into unwanted
objects or into holes, and gave him a better sense of where and which was he was going.
Choni once again used this magnificent skill, and noticed the dip in the hall before falling
prey to it. The screams grew louder, as Choni looked down the pitch black hole. He was
not able to see his dearly beloved brothers. He started to cry for his brothers, and as the
fourth cluster of tears rolled off his cheeks into the hole, gallons of blood poured into the
hole, overflowing into the corridor. Choni himself was so frightened, that he immediately
ran out of the house never to return there for the rest of his life.
The story amazed me so much so that I decided to record all the memorable
moments from in, and engraved it into my mental memory. From there, I transferred this
story, via my hands and a keyboard, to my computer’s vast physical memory. Upon
remembering this, I immediately jumped out of my warm soft bed, which I relaxed in
since coming home from a hard day in school. I quickly booted my computer, and almost
instantaneously printed the story. With a big smile on my face, I went to sleep, not having
to worry about the next day’s assignment, anymore.
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Chapter 22: The Ditcher
I'M SO MAD! I can believe that it happened. You will never guess what
happened this time. I was "caught" running in the hallway, in school, so I got detention.
That didn't really happen, I was framed. The cameras in the hallway were probably
malfunctioning, or someone sent it a virus, because it should me running, with a paper
that said, "Y2K is coming," I did that three years ago.
While I sat in detention, I supposedly talked, so I got an extra three hours. Then,
at the end of those hours, I supposedly talked again, so I was punished, by having
detention tomorrow. What really happened? There was a malfunction in the recorder. The
recorder records every sound in the school, in case anything bad happens. The recorder's
program is linked to the PA system. Someone must have sent a virus to the PA system,
because it said a sound byte, of me saying, "Yeah, right!" That sound was in the middle
of detention, thus making me receive extra hours tomorrow.
That night I went to sleep and had the following dream: I walked to my computer
at home. I looked at my microphone and digital camera. They moved, and turned around.
They both had all the facial features of a human. The digital camera said to the
microphone, "Y2K is coming." The microphone said to the digital camera, "Yeah, right!"
Then the two jumped at me. The digital camera grabbed the mouse with its mouth, and
started to hit me with it.
I woke up and it was morning. I was so happy, and ready to go to school, today. I
wanted to go to school because I remembered that after school, today, I'm going with my
parents to Raskin Bobins, to buy Ice Cream. I quickly finished my breakfast, grabbed my
backpack, and ran out the door, as soon as I heard the honk of the big yellow school bus.
As I was running to the bus, I remembered from yesterday, that I have three hours of
detention.
As I thought about it more, I wouldn't go to Raskin Bobins. My parents would
ground me because of the detention. I decided not to go to school. Instead of going on the
school bus, I took the public bus, down to the park. From there on, everything went
wrong. Right when I got off the bus, some teenage street punk threw a rock at me, so I
tripped. I tripped onto a glass beer bottle. It cut a hole in my right foot, almost reaching to
my bone. Luckily there was a doctor there, who gave me some stitches, on the spot.
Later, I found out he wasn’t really a doctor but rather a quack. Those weren’t even
stitches they were dental floss.
I continued to play in the park for a few hours, until I saw the principal of my
school, going out on a date with, my teacher, in the park. In order to run away from them,
I had to go through the lake. I had no money to rent a rowboat. I sneaked jacked sixty-
eight dollars from someone, which was enough to rent a boat. I rented a boat, but it
wasn’t a rowboat, it was a paddleboat. That meant I had to paddle my way across the
river, with a foot that has a glass cut to the bone that was closed with dental floss!
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I paddled, and paddled faster, hoping that they wouldn’t see me. I paddled so
hard, that my left foot cut a hole in the boat. The water seeped in, and I drowned. The
quack came to help me again, but instead of giving me CPR he gave me a kiss on the lips,
or so the principal told me, when I regained consciousness.
When I came to school the next day, everyone was so mad at me. One of my
friends told me that the whole thing with me going to detention was a hoax. What had
happened was that the principal tried to frame me, me being the smartest, and most well
behaved student at Emek Hebrew Academy. He framed me so that there would be a
really good kick off of Color War, which started and ended yesterday. Oh, how I wish I
came to school yesterday.
(The moral of the story: “If you are a good student, don’t ditch school!)
Chapter 23: The Problem
I have a major problem which is constantly affecting my life every waking
moment. My unofficially bed time is around one o’clock in the morning at which point I
cease my studies, leave the barn, and go to sleep. (I study in the barn because I had a
major problem finding a nice and quiet place on our ranch to engage in my studies.)
Studying takes up all the time that I have from the moment I get home at two o’clock in
the afternoon until eleven hours later. (1:00 A.M.) This is because I feel that fourth grade
is so hard for me that in order to pass, I must study for as long as I can. To the reader, all
of this seems nice and “dandy,” but here is where the problem arises: Every morning at
sunrise, my daddy’s prized chicken, Coockles, lets out a long and loud string of
“cockadoodle doo”-es. This cursed chicken thus wakes me up daily at sunrise (not a
minute early, not a minute late). Since I am awake so early, by the time I begin my
scholastic classes, I am so tired that I must sleep If- rather the word should be when- I fall
asleep during class, I miss vital information which is required in order to pass the class
and I must, consequently, spend my time learning it on my own which (it is hard to do,
by the way) in turn takes away from my real studying time and also my much-needed
sleeping time. Indeed, it’s a vicious cycle.
Come to think of it, I have a great solution: I can kill Coockles. If I would
get rid of Coockles, then I wouldn’t have to wake up at the crack of dawn because of that
bird’s din. This (why is that bird so loud anyways?) will cause me to be awake in order to
learn in class and this will give me my time to study at night. On the other hand, how can
I kill my daddy’s prized cock? He will lose all of his income and will become the
laughing stock of the “Egg Growers and Their Families Communal Society of Northern
Iowa (E.G.T.F.C.S.N.I.).” Without any money, my whole solution is pointless because
my parents would have to take me out of school (I need a “three point zero” average or
more for a monetary scholarship). If that happens, then I’d have to work on the farm, and
no one wants that to happen! Oh, what do I do?
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Chapter 24: The Empty Room
The room was silent in anticipation. Perhaps everyone was holding their breath or
listening from some clues, but the same fact was on everyone’s mind: “He” had not come
yet. The anxious men shook in fear speculating about the cause of “His” absence. The
clock ticked slower and slower for what seemed like an eternity. The sound of the second
hand moving around the circumference of the clock filled the ears of the people. One man
finally lost his patience and stomped his foot on the ground, eagerly awaiting “His”
arrival. “His” presence is said to be exalting, yet no one was exalted. Finally, with one
swift flip of the tongue, the waiting was over: “He ain’t comin’.”
All of a sudden a punch was thrown, and the entire room erupted into a brawl.
There was cursing and fighting throughout the room, while the pure-men stood in shock;
they merely watched, not able to do anything about the anger which overcame the men.
The people felt cheated inasmuch as they were not able to meet “Him.” “He” and all
“His” glory never arrived and the people wanted satisfaction. One man’s anger, when
denied his compensation, caused another’s forehead to be cut open. The anger subsided
as a majority of the people leaving the room in fear; but, “He” still never came.
The moral of the story: “Unfulfilled anticipation can easily lead to an eruption of anger.”
Chapter 25: The Greatest Singer in the World
I stand in front of the mirror in the bathroom. I gaze at the beautiful reflection of
myself as I remembered how good looking I was. I had it all: An adorable face, a sought-
after haircut, an expensive suit, and the most important, my voice. I was the greatest
singer in the world. People all over the world looked up to me as a role-model, but from
afar of course; I would never belittle myself by stooping to their level and interacting
with them. One time, a little boy, claiming to be my biggest fan, came over to me and
tugged on my valuable Armani tie to gain my attention. I completely ignored the poor
lad; I do not need some kid telling me how “good” I am, I know by myself. Sometimes,
like now, I like to look at myself in my gold-rimmed mirror so that I can remember how
my perfectly symmetric face looks.
I sing at the top of my lungs, even when I’m not performing in a show. Everyone
loves my voice, even the ones who are “shushing” me really love my voice; they just
enjoy masquerading as those know-nothing critics. Despite my beloved voice, I feel that
my greatest attribute in my striking good looks. Everyone knows that sideburns are cool;
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my sideburns almost meet at my chin, so I must be “super cool.” My arms are bulging
with muscles, much like my legs are. Some people tell me that I look like that world’s
strongest man; but, being as humble as I am, I answer that I am merely the greatest singer
in the world.
Chapter 26: Graduation
Everything was set for our extravagant graduation ceremony. The day following the last
day of school, the whole class returned after morning prayers for a quick briefing of the
ceremony to take place that night. All eighteen of us listened attentively in the main
sanctuary as Rabbi *** described what is supposed to happen. Toward the end of the
Rabbi's elaborate description, the Rabbi mentioned haphazardly that he wanted everyone
to remain after the ceremony to make up the quorum of ten men needed to pray the
nightly services. This is especially because he will be leading the services, due to that day
being the anniversary of one of his parent's death.
That night, I sat with the rest of my class in front of a grand hall, with hundreds of people
watching us. Sitting in my shiny blue robe, I thought that I should feel happy or proud for
myself, but I did not. The only feeling which I experienced was boredom. All those dull,
monotonous speeches made me think about the rowdy party which was going to take
place after this whole graduation. I shrugged off these thoughts twice as I put on my fake
smile and proceeded to receive my diploma and service award (the latter for me being
Gabbai, which basically gave me responsibility over the Bais Midrash) respectively.
Looking back at the milestone event, I felt happier for some of my classmates (inasmuch
as them even passing eight grade) than I did for myself. Time passed slowly, but when
everything was done, I quickly took off my gown, ate a few Hors d'Oeurves and prepared
for the nightly supplications to the Great One. The prayers were led, predictably, by
Rabbi ***; but, much to my surprise, I was only joined by one other student in my class
and a handful of parents.
That night, I changed dramatically. No longer was I a young naive boy, who when
provoked, backed down. Now, I stand up for what I believe. When those former
classmates of mine neglected to show up to the Rabbi's prayers- probably just to arrive at
the post graduation party a few minutes earlier than me- I learned something about
people, namely those who professed to be my friend for over a decade. This explains all
the different verbal and even physical "wars" which occurred between the various
factions in our class. It explains our inability to agree on anything regarding the Student
Council, yearbook, graduation, Senior Trip and others. It even accounts for why eighteen
boys went to seven different schools, while the corresponding girls’ class of fifty-three
went to only four different schools. I was quite sure that almost everyone in the class put
on their own fake smiles as did those in the audience. The speeches were totally bogus
and had no real representation of what we felt. Because I was that religion meant almost
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nothing to most students in my class, I took it upon myself to fill in this gap in the
balance of the Jewish population. I became a fanatic and more devout than ever. (This
explains my "King-of-the-World"-type attitude.)
The year of fallout began immediately after the senior trip. In my mind, I made a personal
vow to excommunicate each and every one of my former school-mates. This did not last
long, as I was destined to have some sort of contact with this peculiar group of people for
the rest of my life. These people would soon change my outlook on life at least one more
time; but that would not happen for more than one year since that fateful night of my
graduation on June 18, 2002.
Chapter 27: Risk
Sometimes, people describe me as a traditionalist; I never take upon myself
outrageous adventures nor do I engage myself in perilous and hazardous activities. When
I ponder about this subject, a thought to the contrary comes to my mind. It is about an
almost tragic incident, which occurred with me along time ago…
It is a freezing and bitter winter day in the typically mountain-less city of Los
Angles. I stand atop a monstrously soaring mountain, over a half of a mile long. Several
children- about three to my junior- are gazing upon me with awe. Bob, Robert, Bobby, or
whatever you want to call him, is the main organizer of the spectacular event. Will, Bill,
Billy, Willy, William or anyway you want label him was his main supporter. I am
supposed to jump down the enormous mountain, in order to obtain a payment from my
peers in school of three hundred dollars and fifty cents. It is physically hazardous to my
health, but the riches are totally worth it. The fame, which I am going to take delivery of
within the next few minutes, would be vast, because I will jump down Mount Winter.
Predictably, my head is filled with thoughts of uncertainty; should I or should I not jump
the mountain? On one side of the symbolic coin, I would get fame and prominence, heaps
of money, school-wide recognition and maybe ever gain some more associates. On the
alternate side of that metaphoric coin, I would only meet excruciating pain, harsh rebuke
and perhaps lose the friends I have. Then again, it is always about money (i.e. coins). My
worrying parents, Mr. and Mrs. Mylastname, would theoretically be greatly saddened to
expose the fact that I, their single son, was badly injured in this “stunt”, which they
explicitly told me not to do. My treasured friends, who also relayed to me an exceedingly
important message, not to jump; will forsake me but, the smiles on the faces, conveying
happiness, of those students patiently waiting for me to jump made me want to do it even
more, because I have nothing at all to lose. OF COURSE NOT! I have everything to lose,
for example, the most precious article that I have in this world, my own life. My final and
utter decision came out to be that I should not jump. I would not regret that conclusion
for as long as I live, or so I thought. Although those that are here begin to call me a
“chicken,” or “coward,” those that are not here would be proud of my final verdict: My
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adored mother, Mrs. Mylastname, my beloved father, Mr. Mylastname, and all my closest
friends for examples Joe, Jack, John, Jeremy, Justin and Jacob. I began to feel semi-guilty
for letting down those who were going to pay me the capital, but at least I am still able to
preserve my greatly valued life.
Now, thirty long years later, I vaguely recall that historic event in my life. People
still call me an old school person, because no one knows what might have happened. That
occasion at which I almost jumped off from Mount Winter on that extremely cold day
three decades ago still haunts me to this very day. Although I feel no regrets about that
fateful day, sometimes I still wonder what would have happened had I actually leaped
from the great geological anomaly referred to as Mount Winter.
Chapter 28: Boy King Get Coroneted
CAPTIAL CITY (KYGLA NEWS)-It was the happiest day in our young king’s life
today. Actually, this great event took place at night- midnight to be precise. The elders of
this great country placed the golden crown, underneath the light of the full moon (as
prescribed by royal tradition), atop the lad’s head. The event caused great happiness
throughout the kingdom because it marked the end of the tyrannical reign of one king and
the beginning of the hopefully benign reign of this new king. Except for a small pocket of
rebels, who were in jail from the previous monarch, the entire population attended the
coronation of our new king. The rebels are expected to be killed tomorrow morning by
order of our new king to avenge the death of his father, who, according to some critics,
deserved his assassination. Things are looking good for our country because our new king
has promised to rid the burden on our wallets caused by the infamous Ink Tax; and, the
latest rumors say that the new king will once again allow us, his loyal subjects to enjoy
the benefits of electricity which was unfairly outlawed during his father’s reign. From
Capital City, this is KYGLA news, your number one newspaper publishing company.
Chapter 29: Releasing It
I took a step and stood in my pace for what seemed like an eternity. My weary
eyes closed; this sharpened my keen sense of smell as I inhaled the fresh air from the
nearby river. I felt the sun soaking into my coarse skin, as my feet made contact with
concrete floor below me. My eyes open quickly when I heard the sound of a long red fire
truck driving down the road beside me. I shivered at the contrast between the cold and
dark room, from which I recently emerged, and this sunny outdoor climate. I felt an
extreme build-up occurring inside me; it was something I had to let out of my tired body.
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I held this in because I was attempting to enjoy the beautiful weather. Like the sting of a
bee, the following three things swiftly happened: I sneezed. I yawned. I took another step.
Chapter 30: The Fight
The bellicousness of my stance showed my enemy that I was ready for “war”. I
stood in a war-like position with both my hands read to “fight”. Before I started the
“fight”, I decided to dissent against normal protocol and disagree with the segregation
laws which separated my people from them. As my enemy stood antagonistically in front
of me, the dissimulation was obvious on his face; he tried to masque his fear of me. After
the “fight”, there was no clear victor, so my “friend” acted as a “judge” to arbitrate the
“case”. He decided that although Congress has acted egregiously when they passed the
hated laws, they were still legally allowed to do so because they have discretionary
powers to pass laws. From then on, I conducted myself with a rancorous attitude to my
former friend, the “judge”.
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