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ENTERTAINMENT HUMOUR

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TIME TO SMILE AGAIN

F L A T T E R Y

AN INSULT GIFT WRAPPED

A WEDDING RING

THE SMALLEST HANDCUFFS IN THE WORLD

STEWARDESS

A PRETTY GAL WHO ASKS

YOU WHAT YOU WANT, THEN

STRAPS YOU IN SO YOU CAN’T

GET IT.

A D U L T

A PERSON WHO HAS STOPPED

GROWING AT BOTH ENDS AND

IS NOW GROWING IN THE MIDDLE.

A N T I Q U E

AN ITEM YOUR GRANDPARENTS

BOUGHT, YOUR PARENTS GOT

RID OF, AND YOU’RE BUYING

AGAIN.

K I S S I N G

A MEANS OF GETTING TWO PEOPLE SO CLOSE TOGETHER THAT THEY CAN’T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH EACH OTHER.

C O U R T E S Y

THE ART OF YAWNING

WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED.

W R I N K L E S

SOMETHING OTHER PEOPLE HAVE, YOU HAVE CHARACTER LINES.

S U I C I D E

JUMPING TO A CONCLUSION

M O N O L O G U E

A CONVERSATION BETWEEN TWO PERSONS SUCH AS HUSBAND AND WIFE.

L E C T U R E

AN ART OF TRANSFERRING INFORMATION FROM THE NOTES OF THE LECTURER TO THE NOTES OF THE STUDENTSWITHOUT PASSING THROUGH THE MINDS OF EITHER.

H U S B A N D

A PERSON WHO GIVES UP PRIVILEGES HE NEVER REALIZED HE HAD.

M I S T R E S S

SOMETHING BETWEEN A MISTER AND A MATTRESS

WINDOW DRESSING

A GIRL WHO DOESN’T PULL DOWN THE SHADES.

DID YOU SMILE

MUSIC -

ZORBA THE GREEK

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