powerpoint karaoke slides - the internet
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Your family is worried about your internet use.
Think /b/ 4 u click!
There are things on the internet that you don’t want to see.
New report predicts that donkeys will be the next viral sensation.
Your computer-illiterate relatives are responsible for “important” email forwards.
• Tell them how to delete addresses and headings in forwarded emails.
• Tell them to stop using their computers.
• Then, stop speaking to them—for good.
Knowledge, knowledge, everywhere, but not a thought to think. My theory on why people are still so dumb.
Online community or “underground ring”?
• There’s an online community for any activity or interest, no matter how weird, perverted, pointless, and/or illegal it is.
• I’ll tell you how to get involved and how you can send me pics.
What a CAT-astrophe!
An e-mail forwards is more believable if:
• It’s a “personal, eyewitness account”
• IT’S WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS, WITH HUGE FONTS & LOTS OF EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!
• It’s written in magenta, comic-sans with a religious sign off (for inspirational news)
Stand out from the crowd
Google yourself
• “Google” means to search for yourself online, no matter what your “friends” might have told you.
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