mind your language script part 1

Ali nadeem : squeeze me please ladyCourtney: yes, what is it ?? Ali : I am coming to be learning the EnglishCourtney : you are early Ali : oh no I am ALICourtney : I beg your pardon Ali: my name is ali ali nadim, I am coming here for to be learning the EnglishCourtney : ah yes yes you wish to oin our class for English as a foreign language Ali: yes please , and I am hopping to be unrolledCourtney : hopping to be unrolled ????Ali : li!e it says in your silly bus Courtney: you mean hoping to be enrolled Ali : that is what I am sayin hopping to be unrolled Courtney : oh I am afraid you cant be unrolled"#umm enrolled until the English teacher arri$es, would you please care to wait in the classroom"ust godown the corridor, turn left at the bottom and wait in the room number %$e""&nderstand ???Ali: no Courtney : I will start again# 'o down the corridor Ali: go down the corridorCourtney : turn leftAli: turn leftCourtney : right ""Ali : but you confusing me,,,,,left or right Courtney :leftttt"#loo! ust go dowwwn the corridor, turn left and enter in room %$e"room %$eeeeE(E)*+,E I- .A/I,' I, .0E CLA--1rown: e2cuse me "hello"hi there""##-ILE,CE "##well I am pleased to meet you allAli: we are also pleased to be meeting you1rown: I am brownAli: oh no, you are commiting a mista!e1rown: a mista!e ??Ali: yes please, you are not brown3 4e are brown 3 you are white 3 1rown: 5y name is brown3 I am your teacher italian : ah you professiiori 6 e$eryone again starts ta!ing 7""silenciooooo3331rown : 4ould you all li!e to sit down3 -I. 8+4,31rown : al right, I will ta!e notes of your names, nationalities and occupations 9+) :A(+)E E,.E)- 9or fa$or: por fa$or senor, esla re pe mengu,esta la por wa inglish1rown: well I ha $e no idea what you are saying 9or fa$ore: por fa$ore ??1rown : ah ha$e a seat"sit down sit down9or fa$ore: ahhhh 6sits down at teachers chair 71rown : not there"there o$er there 9or fa$or : por fa$or haaa hi hihih i1rown: pheww"all right let me ta!e ur names 'ree!: 5a2imillion Andrea archimeded papandioos1rown : I will put you down as ma2"#i ta!e it that you are gree!'ree! : ah yes Athens1rown: ah good"now what is ur ob?'ree! : ah I wal! with sheeps 1rown : ahh you wal! with sheeps +#o"#a shepherd you wor! on a farm#'ree!: ah no not farm,1rown : but you said you wor! with sheeps 'ree!: no no sheeps, big sheeps "#pooooopoooopoopopopo1rown : oh ships 'ree!: yes sheeps and ton!ers 1rown : tan!er yeah 'ree! : yes yes 1rpwn : than!you 1rown : 6goes to german woman 7 and you name :german : Anna schmidth##german aur pair 1rown : ah the usual german e;ciency 'erman : germans are always e;ecient