it’s never not been liz a slideshow about elizabeth dresser

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ABOUT THE MYSTERY GIRL

She was born in Boston, Michigan. (NOT IN MA!)

Her mother is a professional dancer and her father is a rapper.

Liz is currently working at Sketchers and really enjoys it.

Liz once said “Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bubbles”

She enjoys rap music like “Little Wayne” “KT Perri” and “Nick Manage”

JOKES BY LIZ

“What did one jokester say to the other? JOKES!”

LIZ AS A FASHION DESIGNER

LIZ WANTS TO ME A FASHION ARTIST. SHE FINDS COCO CHANEL AND BETSY JOHNSON AS INSPIRATION.

ELIZA-BET

Liz has been diagnosed with a gambling addiction. It is okay. I still like her. And she only lost $500 on slots.

Liz finds it comforting that she has a support system. Like Me.

She has been banned from all horse racing basements. That’s what she calls them. Not me. Who the hell would call them that?

COMIC SANS

Liz has a favorite font…don’t we all!?

SHE LOVES COMIC SANS

This is an actual photo of liz