funny redneck dictionary
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HEIDI – (noun) - Greeting USAGE: “Heidi thar, how ja doin’?”
HIRE YEW – Complete Greeting
USAGE: “Heidi, hire yew?”
BARD – (verb)past tense of “to borrow”
USAGE: “My brother bard my pickup truck.”
JAWJAH – (noun)The state north of Florida.
USAGE: “My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck.”
MUNTS – (noun) a calendar division.
USAGE: “My brother from Jawjah bard my truck, and I ain’t herd from him in munts.”
BARE – (noun)an alcoholic drink made from barley, hops and yeast.
USAGE: “Ah’ll have a bare.”
THANK – (verb) cognitive process.
USAGE: “Ah thank ah’ll have a nutter bare.”
IGNERT – (adjective) not smart.
USAGE: “Dem Jawjah boys shore are ignert.”
RANCH – (noun)A tool used for tight’nin’ bolts.
USAGE:“Ah thank ah left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjah bard a few munts ago.”
AWL – (noun)a petroleum-based lubricant.
USAGE:“Ah shore hope my brother from Jawjah puts awl in my truck.”
FAR – (noun)a conflagration.
USAGE:“If my brother from Jawjah don’t change the all in my truck, That thang’s gonna catch far.”
TAR – (noun)a rubber wheel.
USAGE:“Gee ah hope that brother of mine from Jawjah don’t git a flat tar on my pickup truck.”
RETARD – (verb)To stop working.
USAGE: “My grampaw retard at age 65.”
FAT – (noun and verb)to engage in battle or conflict.
USAGE: “Ah don’t want you younguns to fat anymore or Ah’ll whup ya.”
RATS – (noun)entitled power or privilege.
USAGE: “We southerners are willin’ to Fat for our rats.”
CHEER – (adverb) in this place.
USAGE: “Jest set that bare rat cheer.”
FARN – (adjective) not domestic.
USAGE:“Ah cuddin’t unnerstan a wurd he sed…. Mus be from some farn country.”
DID – (adjective) not alive.
USAGE: “Bubba is did and buried.”
ARE – (noun) a colorless, odorless gas containing oxygen.
USAGE: “He cain’t breathe…. Give ‘im some are.”
BOB WAR – (noun) a sharp twisted cable.
USAGE: “Boy, stay away from that bob war.”
JEW HERE – (pronoun and verb) - Contraction
USAGE:“Jew hear that my brother from Jawjah got a job with that bob war fence cump’ny?”
SEED – (verb) past tense of “to see.”
USAGE:“Ah ain’t never seed Noo Yawk City.”
GUBMINT – (noun) a bureaucratic institution.
USAGE: “Them gubmint boys shore is ignert.”
FIXIN’ – (verb) preparing to.
USAGE: “Ah’s jest fixin’ to do that now.”
BIT – a wager
USAGE: “Ah bit you cain’t spit a watermelon seed 10 feet.”
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