2014 HOLIDAY CARDS FROMALTERNATE HISTORIES!

Welcome to the Alternate Histories Classics of Filmdom! Thanks to our successful Kickstarter, we are thrilled to present this series of classic “bad” sci-fi film scripts, rescued from obscurity by our team of highly trained preservationists, and reprinted in a stylish, vintage folio style. We’re pleased to present three films for our first edition of the AlTernATe HisTories ClAssiCs oF Filmdom, now available for wholesale.

each of these pocket-sized, 32 page books (printed on recycled paper with vegetable-based inks by scout Books) contains the entire script to the movie, painstakingly transcribed from multiple painful watchings of the films. Sure to be a collector’s item, these books are a must-have for anyone interested in the unsung classic works of Western literature. Or someone who just loves bad sci-fi movies!

Plan 9 From Outer Space$3.50 WholesaleCS101

Manos the Hands of Fate$3.50 WholesaleCS102

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians$3.50 WholesaleCS102

Holiday CardsNEW! 1950s Family Holiday Cards Set

Available singly (minimum 6) or in box sets (minimum 3). Box sets are a variety pack with 2 copies of each

of the 4 designs. Cards are $2 each or $8 for a box of 8. All box sets say

“Variety Pack” and have pictures on the back to show cards inside.

Santa Martians Box: HDBX05

Inspired by the mass-produced holiday cards that families would

send with personalized photos and handwritten notes in the 1950s & 60s, our cards hearken back to

a simpler time...when aliens sent cards wishing each other a joyful

destruction of earth, or zombies wished each other

“Season’s Eatings!

NEW!SEASON’S EATINGSHD501

NEW! FUTILEHUMANSHD502

NEW!MONS-TERRIFICHOLIDAYHD503

NEW! THEGORBLATTSHD504

Santa ClauS COnquerS the MartianS Set

Wishing You lots of laughs this holiday!HD403

i’m Sick of Christmas!HD401

What a Jolly little Man...i Will Destroy him!HD402

What is this thing You humans Call “Christmas”?HD404

Inspired by the 1960s z-grade classic Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, this set of cards envisions Martians, Robots, and Santa himself enjoying and commenting on the holidays.

Available singly (minimum 6) or in box sets (minimum 3). Box sets are a variety pack with 2 copies of each of the 4 designs. Cards are $2 each or $8 for a box of 8. All box sets say “Variety Pack” and have pictures on the back to show cards inside.

Available singly or in a variety box with 8 cards, 2 of each design.Santa Martians Box: HDBX04

Holiday Cards

Holiday History Cards sEt

Colored Lights HD301

Gingerbread Man HD302

Candy Cane HD304First Christmas Card HD303

Available singly or in a variety box with 8 cards, 2 of each design.Holiday History Box HDBX03

Available singly (minimum 6) or in box sets (minimum 3). Box sets are a variety pack with 2 copies of each of the 4 designs. Cards are $2 each or $8 for a box of 8. All box sets say “Variety Pack” and have pictures on the back to show cards inside.

Holiday Cards

Holiday CardsOlde-Tyme Greetings Set

Robo-Santa HD203

Alien Christmas HD201 Christmas Kraken HD202

New Home? HD204

Available singly (minimum 6) or in box sets (minimum 3). Box sets are a variety pack with 2 copies of each of the 4 designs. Cards are $2 each or $8 for a box of 8. All box sets say “Variety Pack” and have pictures on the back to show cards inside.

Available singly or in a variety box with 8 cards, 2 of each design.

Olde-Tyme Greetings Box HDBX02

Holiday Scenes Set

Bad or Good HD101

A Tyrannosaur on Christmas Morn HD102

Unexpected Guests HD103

Surprise for the Holidays HD104

Available singly or in a variety box with 8 cards, 2 of each design.Holiday Scenes HDBX01

Available singly (minimum 6) or in box sets (minimum 3). Box sets are a variety pack with 2 copies of each of the 4 designs. Cards are $2 each or $8 for a box of 8. All box sets say “Variety Pack” and have pictures on the back to show cards inside.

Holiday Cards

Hanukkah Cards

Hanukkah cards available singly (minimum 6) or in box sets of 8 (minimum 3).

NEW! Dreidel Monster HK01 (single) or HKBX01 (box)

Holiday Cards

Robo Rabbi HK02 (single) or HKBX02 (box)

Wind Tunnel Dreidel HK03 (single) or HKBX03 (box)

Birthday Cards - All Cards $2 each

BD14 Zombie Birthday Cake

BD13 Birthday Newspaper

BD12 Attack of the Birthday

BD11 Birthday Movie Title

BD10 Flying High Birthday

BD09 Birthday Party

BD08Compu Birthday

BD07Enjoy Birthday or Else

BD06Birthday Best Intelligence

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Birthday Cards - All Cards $2 each

BD05They’re Here Birthday

BD04Not Another Birthday

BD03 Birthday Countdown

BD02Don’t Resist Your Birthday

BD01Revenge of the Birthday

Baby Cards - All Cards $2 each

BB03 Oh Baby!

BB01Delicious Earth Child

BB02Welcome New Arrival

Love Cards - All Cards $2 each

LV01 Nothing Keep Us Apart

LV02 You Make My Heart Soar

LV03 Nothing Can Stop Our Love - Women

LV04 Nothing Can Stop Our Love - Men

LV05 End of the World

LV06 Mad Scientist

LV07 Thinking of You - Man

LV08 Thinking of You - Woman

LV09 Out of this World

Love Cards - All Cards $2 each

LV10 Lover’s Ramble

LV11 Love Sneaking Up on You

LV12 Earthling Love

LV13 True Love Hard to Find

LV16 Night of the Loving Dead

LV19 Be Mine Forever

Thank You Cards - All Cards $2 each

TY01 Earthling Love TY02

Gamera Thanks

TY03 Thank You Movie Title

Wedding Cards - All Cards $2 each

WD07 Wedding of the Year

WD06 Thrill of Marriage

WD05Alien Wedding

WD04Honeymoon on Moon

WD03Marriage Is An Adventure

WD01Congrats on Your Engagement

WD02You’re Getting Married

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Miscellaneous Cards - All Cards $2 each

MS06 Sorry Movie Title

MS05 Enjoy New Home

MS04 Oops Sorry

MS03 So Excited for You

MS02 Escape from Work

MS01 Feel Better

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Congratulations Cards - All Cards $2 each

CG01 Mission Congrats

CG02 You’re Out of Sight

CG03 Your Future is Bright

CG04 Monster Academy

Cat-astrophe Cards All Cards $2 each

100% of all Alternate Histories profits from these cards from will be donated to various animal shelters and rescue organizations. To learn more, visit AlternateHistories.com

CT02 Tower Pisa Cat

CT04 Times Square Cat

CT03 London Bridge Cat

Each card has a short description of the date, year, and place the mischievous kitties are destroying: Knocking the nose off Sphinx in Egypt, pushing over the Leaning Tower of Pisa, blocking traffic on the London Bridge, or attacking Times Square!

CT01 Sphinx Cat

Even Stormtroopers can’t resist Alternate Histories of the World!

Don’t Forget About...Our Book!

Alternate Histories of the World is a 196 page book released in October 2013 from Perigee/Penguin Publishers! The book combines over 100 new historic photos, illustrations, and maps that tell the sto-ry of mankind’s time on earth and our association with monsters, robots, zombies, and more.

To see samples of the work, a book trailer, and more, visit:AlternateHistoriesBook.com

To order Alternate Histories of the World, con-tact your Penguin wholesale representative. If you’re not sure who that is, just contact us and we’ll set you up! Unfortunately we cannot take orders directly for the book.

This book was a real labor of love, and it com-bines some old favorite pieces with 90% brand-new work and dryly humorous text and de-scriptions. If you’ve sold a lot of our cards or prints, it’s sure to be a big seller for you!

Alternate Histories of the Worldby Matthew Buchholz$25 retail ISBN 9780399162947 | Perigee

“What-if scenarios in history depicted with blazingly creative illustrations.” -From Entertainment Weekly’s Year-End Gift Guide

8 x 10 inch Prints now Available!

our best-selling artwork is now available in retail-friendly 8 x 10 inch size! each 8 x 10 inch print comes with a cardboard backing, plastic sleeve, and description of the piece. Wholesale price $7.

We have literally hundreds of designs and cities on our website; Check it out and let us know if you’d like to add 8 x 10 inch prints to your order - or inquire about custome work too!

ordering info:• All cards are A2, 5.5 x 4.25 inches, and ship with a Made-In-The-USA French

paper envelope & plastic sleeve.• All cards are printed in the USA and are blank inside. They even say so on the

back to help your customers!• All cards are $2 wholesale, minimum order of 6 each. Holiday cards ship in

packs of 8 cards for $8 wholesale per pack of cards.• A minimum order is $100 in merchandise ($2 per card with a 6 card minimum

per style).

Once an order is placed, you will be sent an invoice with the total amount due (including shipping and handling). Standard USPS ground rates will be applied to each order, unless you provide a UPS or Fedex shipping acct.

Please allow 2-3 weeks for delivery from Pittsburgh, PA. Prices, colors, and availability are subject to change without notice. If you would like an order to ship at a specific time, please let us know.

We accept payment via PayPal, check, or credit card over the phone. We also send out work on consignment, depending on the size of your order. If you are interested in consignment, please contact us at:

ahistories@gmail.com / 347-451-9805AlternateHistories.com