Heavyweight ChampionWRSTLING: Marty Mush(12-0) *1 $47,000 … #113 or 501

International ChampionIMT: Flatten the Curve(9-1) *2 $33,700 … #161 or 502

Hokkaido ChampionIronsaint(182-27-5) *3 $522,600 … #149 or 503

Tohoku ChampionIMT: Martin the Fly Brundle(11-10-3) *3 $112,600 … #155 or 504

Kanto Champion * from the battle royalIMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers(6-2) *1 $56,500 … #49 or 505

Chubu ChampionIMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane(73-14-2) *2 $165,000 … #93 or 506

Kansai ChampionAI: “Rastafarian Warrior” Sativa(27-6-4) *6 $119,800 … #146 or 507

Chugoku ChampionSubmerger(185-24-6) *3 $319,200 … #103 or 508

Shikoku ChampionIMT: We Are In This Together(2-0) *1 $20,700 … #159 or 509

Kyushu Champion * from the battle royalIMT: Andrew Dice Clay(16-11-2) *3 $93,900 … #152 or 510

Junior Heavyweight ChampionWRSTLING: The Rocket(2-0) *1 $8,300 … #114 or 511

Openweight ChampionIMT: The New Normal(5-1) *1 $27,200 … #160 or 512

Tag-team ChampionsEDGE/GiFt: High-Flying Hector Rose and Death-defying Damian Rose#91 & #92 or 789

International Tag-team ChampionsVIRUS: Mike Vendetta and Roderick Rampage#165 & #166 or 987

Six-man ChampionsIMT: We Are In This Together, The New Normal, and Flatten the Curve#159, #160, & #161 or 789

International Six-man ChampionsIMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux, Andrew Dice Clay, and Martin the Fly Brundle#94, #152, & #155 or 987

Battle Royal WinnerIronsaint(182-27-5) *3 $522,600 … #149

2 HAL Rankings

1. WRSTLING: El Pres (194-51-3) *5 $548,500....................................................#47

2. WRSTLING: One Bite Everyone Knows the Rules (158-45-12) *4 $404,400..#145

3. IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux (114-16-3) *1 $220,200.......................................#94

4. EDGE/Gift: Brutal Bud Rose (88-20-1) *6 $145,600......................................#110

5. WRSTLING: Dave Portnoy (66-36-7) *8 $302,200...........................................#48

6. EDGE/Gift: Ruthless Rhett Rose (36-6-2) *5 $137,000..................................#112

7. EDGE/GiFt: Death-defying Damian Rose (2-1) *2 $31,900..............................#92

8. EDGE/GiFt: High-Flying Hector Rose (2-1) *2 $31,900....................................#91

9. EDGE/GiFt: Sadistic Sammy Rose (2-1) $6,500..............................................#156

10. EDGE/GiFt: Vicious Vic Rose (2-1) $5,800......................................................#157

11. IMT: 976-EVIL (3-3) $15,600..........................................................................#158

12. IMT: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th (1-1) $5,200...............................#162

13. VIRUS: Mike Vendetta (0-0-1) $4,200............................................................#165

14. VIRUS: Roderick Rampage (0-1) $4,400.........................................................#166

15. IMT: Obey Or Get Canceled the 13th (0-2) $2,900........................................#163

16. VIRUS: Duke Sinn (0-2) $1,400.......................................................................#164

17. WRSTLING: Big Cat (0-2) $1,100....................................................................#115

18. F-IT: Puppeteer (89-13-2) *1 $110,200..........................................................#116

19. Wesco Simmons (80-5-8) *8 $229,300............................................................#70

20. EDGE: The Controller (72-20-2) *2 $135,300................................................#119

21. EDGE: Jan Itor (63-15-7) *5 $167,100.............................................................#39

22. EDGE: Perry Cox (35-16-6) *8 $128,300..........................................................#40

23. EDGE: Siolence (29-10-3) *7 $95,400............................................................#121

24. EDGE: Amanda Donerksloot (24-5) *4 $99,700............................................#143

25. IMT: The Masked SC (34-17-2) *4 $304,400....................................................#51

26. Rick “The Leg” Russo (30-13-8) *5 $265,600..................................................#71

27. EDGE: Reed Offerman (25-9-1) *4 $135,500.................................................#105

28. EDGE: Boxersaur Briefs (30-15-3) *5 $149,200.............................................#107

29. IMT/GOAT/MF: “The Body” Gerald Robinson (20-5-1) *1 $66,000...............#151

30. EDGE: Dungaree Crabbe (27-13-7) *5 $107,600...........................................#104

31. VIRUS: Osseo Outlaw #2 (21-7-3) *7 $66,900.................................................#65

32. EDGE: Vex (31-19-4) *3 $136,300..................................................................#120

33. AI: “Rastafarian Warrior” Indica (18-8-1) *3 $84,800.....................................#42

34. EDGE: John Dorian (30-22-4) *4 $75,100........................................................#37

35. IMT: The Giant King Boa (11-4) *1 $213,500...................................................#52

36. AI: “Rastafarian Warrior” Dreadlock (21-17-6) *4 $109,500.........................#111

37. VIRUS: Osseo Outlaw #1 (17-14) *5 $73,800..................................................#64

38. IMT/GOAT/MF: “Prince of Perversion” Gerald Robinson (11-8) *1 $37,500...#46

39. EDGE: Hearton Foreyu (5-2-1) *5 $59,600......................................................#50

40. EDGE: Terry Dak Toll (16-15-2) *5 $105,300..................................................#109

41. VIRUS: Osseo Outlaw #4 (8-7) *2 $107,700....................................................#67

42. “Tyrant of Dominance” Decimus Skurge (1-0-1) *1 $1,500............................#32

43. MiG-21 “Fishbed” (1-0) $1,000........................................................................#34

44. MiG-29 “Fulcrum” (1-0) $1,000.......................................................................#33

45. VIRUS: “Dirty Magnum” Ray Calhoun (4-4-2) *1 $32,300...............................#73

46. BAZINGO the Magical Maniacal Clown (1-1) $500..........................................#97

47. Tracksuit Tony (16-17) *4 $100,700...............................................................#153

48. AI: “Straight Arrogance” Jeremy Nace (9-10-3) *4 $43,500..........................#148

49. VIRUS: Osseo Outlaw #3 (7-8-1) *4 $108,200.................................................#66

50. VIRUS: Pedro Dominguez (5-6-5) *2 $30,300..................................................#76

51. The Garbage Man (1-2) $4,200........................................................................#23

52. EDGE: Chris Turke (17-19-1) *2 $56,500..........................................................#38

53. EDGE: Nervous Rex (10-12-2) *4 $68,900.....................................................#108

54. VIRUS: “Southern Hangman” Tex Coleman (9-11-2) *3 $33,800....................#72

55. EDGE: “Cr*p!” (6-8-1) *3 $72,100.................................................................#106

56. IMT/GOAT/MF: “The Big Valbowski” Gerald Robinson (3-5-1) *2 $19,000.....#45

57. VIRUS: Paco Dominguez (13-16-3) *6 $80,700................................................#77

58. VIRUS: Osseo Outlaw #5 (6-9-1) *4 $63,500...................................................#68

59. IMT/GOAT/MF: “Big Time” Gerald Robinson (5-8) *1 $26,100.......................#44

60. AI: “Rastafarian Warrior” Buffalo Soldier (4-7-2) *3 $29,300.........................#41

61. AI: “Rastafarian Warrior” Ganja (3-6) *2 $21,100.........................................#147

62. VIRUS: Osseo Outlaw #6 (9-13) *4 $74,900....................................................#69

63. IMT/GOAT/MF: “The Big Red Machine” Gerald Robinson (2-6-3) *1 $18,500#43

64. IMT/GOAT/MF: “The Blonde Bomber” Gerald Robinson

(4-10-1) *1 $28,000.......................................................................................#150

65. Vinnie Forearms (3-9) *2 $64,200.................................................................#154

66. VIRUS: Butch Bourbon (2-9) *1 $20,500.........................................................#74

67. F-IT: The Messenger (4-13-3) $30,900...........................................................#117

68. VIRUS: “Mr. Mucho” Juan Peso (1-11-2) *1 $54,200.......................................#75

69. EDGE: Don Kee Puntch (12-23-1) *3 $112,400..............................................#144

70. F-IT: The Tormentor (3-14-3) $29,400...........................................................#118

71. Kevlar “Ghost” Warner (0-0-1) *1 $500..........................................................#96

72. Mr. Magic (0-0) $3,500....................................................................................#27

73. Hilarity (0-0) $1,700.........................................................................................#29

74. MiG-15 “Falcon” (0-1) *2 $700........................................................................#35

75. DOOM: Disciple (0-1) *1 $600.......................................................................#100

76. DOOM: Minion (0-1) *1 $600........................................................................#102

77. Doom: Druid (0-1) *1 $600............................................................................#101

HAL Rankings 3

78. King of Second Street (0-1) $3,300..................................................................#26

79. DOOM: Emperor (0-1) $600............................................................................#99

80. DOOM: Pharaoh (0-1) $600.............................................................................#95

81. DOOM: Czar (0-1) $600....................................................................................#98

82. IMT: The Garter Kid (0-2) *2 $20,300..............................................................#36

83. IMT: Wayne the Hitman Hammer (0-2) *1 $3,300..........................................#53

84. Evil Evan (0-2) $1,700.......................................................................................#30

85. Killmonger (0-2) $200......................................................................................#55

86. Gold Bond (0-2) $200.......................................................................................#57

87. Mountain Man (0-2) $200...............................................................................#58

88. Foreman Frank (0-2)........................................................................................#56

89. Rollercoaster Randy (0-3) $4,400....................................................................#24

90. Moose (0-3) $4,400.........................................................................................#14

91. Frank N. Stein (0-3) $4,000..............................................................................#19

92. K-Dog (0-4) $2,300...........................................................................................#25

93. Coldstone Carlton (0-5) $800...........................................................................#63

94. Drew Blood (0-5) $400.....................................................................................#59

95. Mike the Macho Man Edwards (0-5) $200......................................................#54

96. Gordon Bomber (0-5)......................................................................................#61

97. Herald Hark (0-5).............................................................................................#60

98. Opposite Man (0-6) $400.................................................................................#62

99. Zee Strangler (0-7) $1,200...............................................................................#31

100. Froggy Froggyson (0-8) $2,500........................................................................#16

101. Train Hopper (0-11) $4,100..............................................................................#17

102. The Science Teacher (0-12) $3,800..................................................................#22

103. Max “Two Punch” Powers (0-12) $1,400.......................................................#142

104. Vincent Valor (0-12) $1,400...........................................................................#124

105. The Manster (0-12) $1,400............................................................................#128

106. Charles “Chuckles” McLean (0-12) $1,400....................................................#131

107. Gary El Gordo (0-12) $1,400..........................................................................#137

108. Winky Williams (0-13) $1,600........................................................................#129

109. Desmond Deville (0-13) $1,600.....................................................................#141

110. Tim “Buck Tooth” Dale (0-13) $1,600............................................................#132

111. The Glass Jaw (0-13) $1,600..........................................................................#130

112. Mr. 1-2-3 (0-13) $1,600..................................................................................#123

113. Lefty O’Hooligan (0-13) $900.........................................................................#127

114. Louie Lockjaw (0-13) $900.............................................................................#126

115. Runaway Circus Clown (0-13) $400...............................................................#139

116. “Martial Arts Marsupial” Kangafu (0-13) $400..............................................#122

117. “Unbreakable” Freddie Diamond (0-14) $1,800............................................#138

118. Jason Adams, Jr. (0-14) $1,800......................................................................#140

119. Roddy Pumpernickel (0-14) $600..................................................................#134

120. Quentin Parker (0-14) $600...........................................................................#136

121. Randy Whitfield (0-15) $4,800...........................................................................#5

122. The Super Apartment Super (0-15) $4,700.....................................................#11

123. Baby Face Morgan (0-15) $2,900.....................................................................#28

124. Drake (0-15) $2,800...........................................................................................#8

125. Bruce Vanquish (0-15) $1,500...........................................................................#9

126. Johnny Ice (0-15)............................................................................................#125

127. Henry O. (0-17) $2,400..................................................................................#135

128. Professor Wrassle (0-17) $1,700....................................................................#133

129. Neil B. Formee (0-19) $2,200...........................................................................#10

130. “Clever” Cliff Cleaver (0-21) $6,200.................................................................#15

131. The Greater Cheese Grater (0-22) $7,100.......................................................#13

132. Stink Man (0-23) $4,300....................................................................................#2

133. Wally Brick (0-26) $5,900...................................................................................#4

134. Al the Hacksaw (0-30) $5,800..........................................................................#21

135. Kevin “The Cardshark” Kings (0-53) $2,000.....................................................#18

136. Jimmy Roth (0-53) $1,300................................................................................#79

137. The Fishy Fisherman (0-55) $300.......................................................................#7

138. Frank’s Friend Kyle (0-56) $3,000....................................................................#20

139. Mike Taylor (0-57) $6,500................................................................................#82

140. Steve Shields (0-58) $3,800.............................................................................#80

141. Phil Dukes (0-59) $7,000..................................................................................#81

142. Peter Lawler (0-59) $6,800..............................................................................#78

143. Dr. Blank (0-59) $3,700....................................................................................#87

144. Stink Boy (0-59) $200.........................................................................................#1

145. Curt Gold (0-60) $5,600...................................................................................#85

146. Dandy Davis (0-60) $5,000...............................................................................#89

147. Charlie Ford (0-61) $2,400...............................................................................#86

148. “Burnout Boy” Bobby Baker (0-62) $6,400......................................................#12

149. Bob (0-63) $12,600............................................................................................#3

150. Duffy Wolfe (0-66) $8,000...............................................................................#84

151. Tim McCormick (0-70) $9,000.........................................................................#88

152. Outlaw Ben Slick (0-76) $6,400........................................................................#90

153. Fred Brown (0-78) $9,800................................................................................#83

154. Martin Dean (0-147) $7,300..............................................................................#6

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4 HAL Matches

Card 1: Held in Fort Worth (Attendance: 1,568)

IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Stink Boy at 4:38 (Count Out).IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane pinned “Burnout Boy” Bobby Baker at 0:41

(Flying Dropkick) by 125.IMT/GOAT/MF: “Prince of Perversion” Gerald Robinson beat IMT: Blood-

sport Frank Dux at 27:50 (Boston Crab) by 1.IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane pinned Jimmy Roth at 6:54 (Headbutt) by

79.Ironsaint won over Dr. Blank at 4:10 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 99.WRSTLING: Marty Mush decked Ironsaint at 15:32 (Mush Muscle Bomb) by

8.IMT: Flatten the Curve bested Ironsaint at 27:03 (Millions Will Die) by 5.Main event: WRSTLING: Dave Portnoy pinned IMT: Andrew Dice Clay at

58:50 (Chest Hair) by 1.

Card 2: Held in Walla Walla (Attendance: 3,017)

Ironsaint defeated Stink Boy at 5:26 (Shoulder Breaker) by 82.Ironsaint pinned “Burnout Boy” Bobby Baker at 1:35 (Shoulder Breaker) by

130.Ironsaint annihilated IMT/GOAT/MF: “Prince of Perversion” Gerald Robin-

son at 27:30 (Twisted Cerebral) by 5 (non-title).Ironsaint decked Jimmy Roth at 2:00 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 82.IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane overpowered Tim McCormick at 1:31

(Headbutt) by 109.WRSTLING: Marty Mush bested IMT: Obey Or Get Canceled the 13th at

12:40 (Mush Muscle Bomb) by 11.IMT: The New Normal pinned VIRUS: Duke Sinn at 28:49 (Check Your Privi-

lege!) by 5.Main event: IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers overpowered

WRSTLING: Dave Portnoy at 29:59 (The Preppy Killer) by 1.

Card 3: Held in Joliet (Attendance: 9,007)

Submerger destroyed Stink Man at 2:48 (Palm Strike) by 107.Submerger defeated The Greater Cheese Grater at 2:10 (Torpedo Take-

down) by 129.IMT/GOAT/MF: “Prince of Perversion” Gerald Robinson won over IMT: 976-

EVIL at 27:05 (Boston Crab) by 1.IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane outmuscled Steve Shields at 1:34 (Head-

butt) by 132.Ironsaint overpowered Tim McCormick at 0:59 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 112.IMT: The New Normal won over WRSTLING: Big Cat at 6:44 (Flying Drop-

kick) by 32.Tag-team titles: EDGE/GiFt: High-Flying Hector Rose and Death-defying

Damian Rose over IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers and 976-EVIL at 18:24 (Count Out).

Main event: IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers annihilated IMT: Martin the Fly Brundle at 35:03 (The Preppy Killer) by 1.

Card 4: Held in Hiroshima (Attendance: 4,884)

IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane outmuscled Bob at 3:11 (Headbutt) by 73.

Submerger won over “Clever” Cliff Cleaver at 0:58 (Torpedo Takedown) by 112.

IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers decked WRSTLING: Dave Port-noy at 29:37 (The Preppy Killer) by 1.

Ironsaint won over Steve Shields at 0:26 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 135.IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Dandy Davis at 4:09 (Disqualification:

pushed ref).Ironsaint bested Winky Williams at 0:55 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 100.Submerger and Ironsaint* won over IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer

Chambers* and 976-EVIL at 23:01 (Falling Star) by 7.Main event: IMT: Flatten the Curve annihilated IMT: Robert the Mega Mur-

derer Chambers at 41:18 (Millions Will Die) by 7.

Card 5: Held in Wheeling (Attendance: 5,630)

Ironsaint pinned Bob at 4:23 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 76.IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane destroyed Kevin “The Cardshark” Kings at

3:04 (Shoulder Breaker) by 100.WRSTLING: Dave Portnoy bested IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 29:56

(Chest Hair) by 1.IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane bested Phil Dukes at 6:23 (Headbutt) by

79.Ironsaint over Dandy Davis at 0:41 (Count Out).Ironsaint pinned The Glass Jaw at 3:16 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 100.EDGE/GiFt: Sadistic Sammy Rose* and Vicious Vic Rose won over IMT:

Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers and 976-EVIL* at 19:54 (Super-plex) by 12.

Main event: IMT: Flatten the Curve pinned IMT/GOAT/MF: “Prince of Per-version” Gerald Robinson at 46:20 (Millions Will Die) by 10.

Card 6: Held in Montreal (Attendance: 8,786)

Submerger destroyed Wally Brick at 0:48 (Cobra Clutch) by 137.Submerger beat Kevin “The Cardshark” Kings at 4:33 (Back Elbow Smash)

by 99.WRSTLING: Dave Portnoy decked IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 28:01

(Chest Hair) by 3.Ironsaint bested Phil Dukes at 1:35 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 82.IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane bested Outlaw Ben Slick at 1:37 (Headbutt)

by 101.Ironsaint overpowered Tim “Buck Tooth” Dale at 0:43 (Turnbuckle Smash)

by 112.IMT: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th and Obey Or Get Canceled the

13th* won over IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers* and 976-EVIL at 24:29 (Speak To Your Manager) by 10.

Main event: IMT: Flatten the Curve defeated AI: “Rastafarian Warrior” Sativa at 34:05 (Millions Will Die) by 3.

Card 7: Held in Lima (Attendance: 7,540)

Submerger annihilated Randy Whitfield at 6:25 (Flying Dropkick) by 93.Ironsaint defeated Kevin “The Cardshark” Kings at 5:25 (Turnbuckle Smash)

by 67.

HAL Matches 5

WRSTLING: Dave Portnoy annihilated EDGE/Gift: Brutal Bud Rose at 29:29 (Chest Hair) by 1.

IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane outmuscled Mike Taylor at 1:23 (Headbutt)by 105.

Ironsaint won over Outlaw Ben Slick at 0:38 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 104.Ironsaint defeated “Unbreakable” Freddie Diamond at 4:09 (Turnbuckle

Smash) by 105.International Tag-team titles: VIRUS: Mike Vendetta and Roderick Ram-

page over IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers and 976-EVIL at 3:57 (Disqualification: nail file).

Main event: IMT: Flatten the Curve pinned Submerger at 42:26 (Millions Will Die) by 10.

Card 8: Held in El Paso (Attendance: 3,194)

WRSTLING: Dave Portnoy over Martin Dean at 8:50 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone) (non-title).

IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane overpowered Frank’s Friend Kyle at 2:32 (Superplex) by 136.

WRSTLING: Dave Portnoy drew EDGE/Gift: Ruthless Rhett Rose (Time Limit).

Ironsaint annihilated Mike Taylor at 2:58 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 108.EDGE/GiFt: High-Flying Hector Rose overpowered EDGE: Don Kee Puntch

at 7:53 (Flying Dropkick) by 52.Ironsaint defeated Jason Adams, Jr. at 1:38 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 104.EDGE/GiFt: High-Flying Hector Rose* and Death-defying Damian Rose an-

nihilated IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane and Andrew Dice Clay* at 13:32 (DDT) by 13.

Main event: IMT: Flatten the Curve outmuscled AI: “Rastafarian Warrior” Indica at 38:09 (Millions Will Die) by 4 (Guest Referee: Coldstone Carl-ton).

Card 9: Held in San Francisco (Attendance: 5,233)

IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane decked Martin Dean at 4:46 (Headbutt) by 76.

Ironsaint beat Frank’s Friend Kyle at 6:08 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 69.WRSTLING: Marty Mush decked WRSTLING: Dave Portnoy at 11:26 (Mush

Muscle Bomb) by 11 (non-title).IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane beat Fred Brown at 2:39 (Headbutt) by

134.EDGE/GiFt: Death-defying Damian Rose defeated EDGE: Don Kee Puntch at

5:41 (Palm Strike) by 52.Ironsaint won over Desmond Deville at 3:20 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 118.EDGE/GiFt: High-Flying Hector Rose and Death-defying Damian Rose* beat

IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane and Martin the Fly Brundle* at 10:03 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 11.

Main event: WRSTLING: Marty Mush overpowered IMT: Flatten the Curve at 44:02 (Mush Muscle Bomb) by 3.

Card 10: Held in Philadelphia (Attendance: 7,821)

Ironsaint outmuscled Martin Dean at 3:02 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 79.

Submerger beat Al the Hacksaw at 2:46 (Torpedo Takedown) by 153.Ironsaint pinned WRSTLING: Dave Portnoy at 28:59 (Twisted Cerebral) by

3.Ironsaint pinned Fred Brown at 2:27 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 137.IMT: Flatten the Curve destroyed IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 19:36

(Millions Will Die) by 9.EDGE/GiFt: Sadistic Sammy Rose bested EDGE: Don Kee Puntch at 6:27

(Palm Strike) by 46.EDGE/GiFt: High-Flying Hector Rose* and Death-defying Damian Rose an-

nihilated IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux and Andrew Dice Clay* at 14:43 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 14.

Main event: WRSTLING: Marty Mush annihilated AI: “Rastafarian Warrior”Buffalo Soldier at 23:58 (Mush Muscle Bomb) by 8.

Card 11: Held in Franklin Township (Attendance: 5,013)

IMT: Andrew Dice Clay over Martin Dean at 5:37 (Count Out) (non-title).Submerger over Baby Face Morgan at 7:23 (Count Out).WRSTLING: Dave Portnoy tied IMT: Martin the Fly Brundle (Time Limit).IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane pinned Duffy Wolfe at 2:36 (Headbutt) by

98.Submerger overpowered IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 28:25 (Torpedo

Takedown) by 1.EDGE/GiFt: Vicious Vic Rose beat EDGE: Don Kee Puntch at 9:44 (Flying

Dropkick) by 46.EDGE/GiFt: High-Flying Hector Rose* and Death-defying Damian Rose an-

nihilated Submerger* and Ironsaint at 14:58 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 13.

Main event: WRSTLING: Marty Mush won over IMT: The New Normal at 34:34 (Mush Muscle Bomb) by 4 (Guest Referee: VIRUS: Mike Vendetta).

Card 12: Held in Vancouver (Attendance: 4,391)

IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane destroyed The Fishy Fisherman at 1:19 (Shoulder Breaker) by 107.

Junior Heavyweight title: WRSTLING: The Rocket won over AI: “Rastafar-ian Warrior” Buffalo Soldier at 27:57 (Bastan Tea Parte) by 2.

WRSTLING: Dave Portnoy beat IMT: 976-EVIL at 29:39 (Chest Hair) by 3.Ironsaint outmuscled Duffy Wolfe at 2:42 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 101.Submerger over Johnny Ice at 10:24 (Count Out).AI: “Rastafarian Warrior” Sativa annihilated Ironsaint at 27:31 (Praise Jah)

by 2.EDGE/GiFt: High-Flying Hector Rose and Death-defying Damian Rose over

IMT: Andrew Dice Clay and Martin the Fly Brundle at 2:50 (Disqualifica-tion: loaded elbow pad).

Main event: WRSTLING: Marty Mush over WRSTLING: El Pres at 27:19 (Dis-qualification: nail file).

Card 13: Held in Greenwich Village (Attendance: 7,608)

Ironsaint over The Fishy Fisherman at 11:04 (Disqualification: manager in ring).

6 HAL Matches

AI: “Rastafarian Warrior” Buffalo Soldier drew Ironsaint at 7:55 (Double Count Out).

IMT: The New Normal annihilated WRSTLING: Dave Portnoy at 22:12 (Check Your Privilege!) by 7.

IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane destroyed Curt Gold at 6:57 (Headbutt) by 81.

Submerger pinned Professor Wrassle at 2:30 (Flying Dropkick) by 107.AI: “Rastafarian Warrior” Sativa decked IMT: 976-EVIL at 16:46 (Praise Jah)

by 8.EDGE/GiFt: High-Flying Hector Rose and Death-defying Damian Rose* de-

feated VIRUS: Mike Vendetta* and Roderick Rampage at 28:25 (Scor-pion Deathlock) by 2.

Main event: WRSTLING: Marty Mush beat Ironsaint at 18:36 (Mush MuscleBomb) by 8.

Card 14: Held in Hanoi (Attendance: 4,318)

Submerger over Drake at 7:12 (Disqualification: hit opponent with micro-phone).

AI: “Rastafarian Warrior” Buffalo Soldier drew VIRUS: Mike Vendetta at 6:36 (Double Disqualification).

International title: IMT: Flatten the Curve overpowered WRSTLING: Dave Portnoy at 20:46 (Millions Will Die) by 8.

Ironsaint beat Curt Gold at 6:38 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 84.Submerger beat Roddy Pumpernickel at 3:04 (Flying Dropkick) by 111.AI: “Rastafarian Warrior” Sativa decked IMT: Virtue Signaling Male Karen

the 13th at 28:49 (Praise Jah) by 4 (Guest Referee: VIRUS: “Dirty Mag-num” Ray Calhoun).

International Six-man titles: IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux, Andrew Dice Clay, and Martin the Fly Brundle over IMT: The Garter Kid, The Masked SC, and The Giant King Boa at 0:32 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).

Main event: WRSTLING: Marty Mush won over WRSTLING: One Bite Every-one Knows the Rules at 43:25 (Mush Muscle Bomb) by 10.

Card 15: Held in Basel (Attendance: 6,749)

Submerger won over Bruce Vanquish at 3:45 (Torpedo Takedown) by 96.AI: “Rastafarian Warrior” Indica annihilated Ironsaint at 28:14 (Redemp-

tion Bomb) by 1.Hokkaido title: Ironsaint pinned IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Cham-

bers at 28:28 (Twisted Cerebral) by 2.IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane outmuscled Charlie Ford at 1:47 (Head-

butt) by 115.Submerger decked Henry O. at 3:41 (Flying Dropkick) by 120.AI: “Rastafarian Warrior” Sativa beat VIRUS: Duke Sinn at 27:29 (Praise Jah)

by 3.Six-man titles: IMT: We Are In This Together, The New Normal*, and

Flatten the Curve beat IMT: The Garter Kid, The Masked SC, and The Giant King Boa* at 8:41 (Ankle Lock) by 41.

Main event: WRSTLING: Marty Mush outmuscled IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 36:31 (Mush Muscle Bomb) by 14.

Card 16: Held in Fairview (Attendance: 7,612)

Submerger defeated Neil B. Formee at 4:20 (Flying Dropkick) by 61.Shikoku title: IMT: We Are In This Together won over AI: “Rastafarian

Warrior” Indica at 28:42 (Covid Vacation) by 2.IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane annihilated Peter Lawler at 3:07 (Head-

butt) by 102.Ironsaint annihilated Charlie Ford at 1:35 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 118.Submerger beat Quentin Parker at 3:06 (Flying Dropkick) by 116.Ironsaint won over IMT: Martin the Fly Brundle at 29:04 (Twisted Cerebral)

by 3 (non-title).IMT: We Are In This Together, The New Normal*, and Flatten the Curve an-

nihilated IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers, Mr. Diehard John McClane, and 976-EVIL* at 12:02 (Backbreaker) by 13.

Main event: WRSTLING: Marty Mush bested EDGE/Gift: Brutal Bud Rose at 25:05 (Backbreaker) by 9.

Card 17: Held in Dover (Attendance: 9,666)

Submerger destroyed The Super Apartment Super at 2:43 (Crescent Kick) by 103.

Chubu title: IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane won over IMT/GOAT/MF: “Prince of Perversion” Gerald Robinson at 27:29 (RV is Toast) by 1.

Ironsaint outmuscled Peter Lawler at 3:57 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 105.IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane defeated Dr. Blank at 6:07 (Headbutt) by

96.Submerger defeated VIRUS: Roderick Rampage at 29:10 (Torpedo Take-

down) by 5.IMT: The New Normal pinned Ironsaint at 27:19 (Check Your Privilege!) by

4 (Guest Referee: VIRUS: Pedro Dominguez).IMT: We Are In This Together, The New Normal, and Flatten the Curve*

beat IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux, Andrew Dice Clay, and Martin the Fly Brundle* at 17:15 (Covid Vacation) by 9.

Battle Royal

Held in Johannesburg (Attendance: 5,860)

Submerger received $1,000 when IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane threw him over the top rope.

IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux nabbed $1,100 in imaginary earnings when he was catapulted into some fans at ringside by IMT: Martin the Fly Brun-dle.

IMT: 976-EVIL made $1,200 in imaginary money after he got hurled onto the announcer’s table by Ironsaint.

IMT: Martin the Fly Brundle and IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane nabbed $1,300 and $1,400, respectively, when Ironsaint flung them out.

IMT: Andrew Dice Clay grabbed $1,500 after IMT: Robert the Mega Mur-derer Chambers threw him outside the ring.

IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers picked up $1,600 after getting thrown out by Ironsaint.

Ironsaint won the battle royal and the $30,000 prize.

STEEL

1. Ankle Lock..................26

2. Arm Drag Takedown...21

3. Arm Wrench...............13

4. Atomic Drop...............19

5. Back Elbow Smash.....28

6. Bear Hug....................18

7. Big Boot......................14

8. Bodyslam....................15

9. Bulldog.......................21

10. Catapult......................18

11. Chair Shot...................15

12. Chickenwing...............23

13. Chokeslam....................2

14. Clothesline.................17

15. Crescent Kick..............29

16. Cross-Armbar.............30

17. Double Axehandle......22

18. Dropkick.......................5

19. Eagle Split.....................7

20. Elbow Smash................4

21. Enzuigiri........................5

22. European Uppercut....12

23. Eye Gouge....................6

24. Face Rake.....................8

25. Fallaway Slam.............30

26. Flying Body Press.........9

27. Flying Dropkick...........27

28. Flying Elbow Drop........2

29. Forearm Smash..........10

30. Full Nelson...................8

61. Atomic Leg Drop.........42

62. Backbreaker...............45

63. Big Splash...................37

64. Boston Crab................41

65. Brainbuster................41

66. Camel Clutch..............44

67. Cobra Clutch...............43

68. Cradle Suplex.............38

69. Cutter.........................40

70. DDT............................45

71. Death Valley Driver....39

72. Diving Headbutt.........39

73. Figure Four.................40

74. Gorilla Press Slam......37

75. Gourdbuster...............38

76. Guillotine Choke.........31

77. Hurricanrana..............32

78. Moonsault..................36

79. Neckbreaker...............35

80. Piledriver....................33

81. Powerbomb................31

82. Powerslam.................34

83. Scorpion Deathlock....43

84. Sleeper.......................34

85. Slingshot Suplex.........33

86. Spear..........................35

87. Spinebuster................36

88. Stunner......................42

89. Sunset Flip..................32

90. Superplex...................44

31. Hammerlock...............25

32. Headbutt....................25

33. Headlock....................19

34. Hip Toss......................23

35. Irish Whip...................17

36. Knee Drop..................13

37. Knee Lift.....................22

38. Knife-Edge Chop.........24

39. Lariat..........................16

40. Leg Sweep..................20

41. Low Blow....................16

42. Mongolian Chop.........14

43. Monkey Flip................20

44. Mounted Punches......29

45. Palm Strike.................28

46. Pumphandle Slam........9

47. Rear Naked Choke........3

48. Rib Breaker...................1

49. Rope Burn....................3

50. Savate Kick.................12

51. Shoulder Block.............4

52. Shoulder Breaker.......26

53. Side Slam....................24

54. Snapmare...................10

55. Spinning Back Fist........6

56. Step-Over Toe Hold......1

57. Suplex.........................11

58. Tree of Woe Kicks.......11

59. Turnbuckle Smash......27

60. Wristlock......................7

Count Out: 18 Disqualification: 15