Agile Forensics

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David Bonilla

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David BonillaAtlassian Ambassador

dbonilla@atlassian.com

You! Docto!!

Medicine (mɛdsɨn)

is the field of applied science

related to the art of healing by

analysis, diagnosis, treatment and prevention of disease.

SYMPTOMS

METRICS

ENTER THE METRICS(Do you REALLY want to know the truth?)

VALUE

COSTVELOCITY

DEFECTS

PERFORMANCE

SATISFACTION

TIME

MOOD

LEAVES

DIAGNOSIS

CHARTS

BURNDOWN CHART

STAIRS ILLNESS

Diagnosis

David Bonilla M.D.

18-3892 Main St.

Madrid, SPAIN 28033

Name

Address

For the personal use of the patient only

Nick Muldoon (Twitter)1355 Market St. (San Francisco)

Split your Stories in smaller chunks.Plan again.

AGILE ALZHEIMER

Diagnosis

David Bonilla M.D.

18-3892 Main St.

Madrid, SPAIN 28033

Name

Address

For the personal use of the patient only

Otogami.comGeneral Gallegos 1, Bajo D (Madrid)

Hire one Scrum Master or nominate one member of the team.Be committed, not involved.

BIPOLAR DISORDER

Diagnosis

David Bonilla M.D.

18-3892 Main St.

Madrid, SPAIN 28033

Name

Address

For the personal use of the patient only

Atlassian1098 Harrison St. (San Francisco)

If you can’t work in just one project, try to avoid the context changes.

Work in just one project at the same time during the Sprint.

CUMULATIVE FLOW

COLDFINGER SYNDROME

Diagnosis

David Bonilla M.D.

18-3892 Main St.

Madrid, SPAIN 28033

Name

Address

For the personal use of the patient only

Target Process1325 Millersport Hwy (Amherst, NY)

Put more effort into testing of User Stories that are more complex in nature.

BLOCKER TRAUMA

Diagnosis

David Bonilla M.D.

18-3892 Main St.

Madrid, SPAIN 28033

Name

Address

For the personal use of the patient only

Thoughtworks200 Randolph St (Chicago)

Identify the blocker.

Dedicate all your efforts to resolve the impediment before continuing with the rest of the work.

WATERFALLITIS SEVERA

Diagnosis

David Bonilla M.D.

18-3892 Main St.

Madrid, SPAIN 28033

Name

Address

For the personal use of the patient only

A newbie Agile TeamEverywhere

Limit your WIP (Work in Progress).

Hire an Agile Coach.

VELOCITY TREND

ZERO VARIATION ANOMALY

Diagnosis

David Bonilla M.D.

18-3892 Main St.

Madrid, SPAIN 28033

Name

Address

For the personal use of the patient only

Vibrant Media565 5th Avenue (New York)

Estimate the whole backlog as one entity.

Don’t Estimate before the start of each Sprint.

Don’t estimate in hours!

ROALLERCOASTERITIS

Diagnosis

David Bonilla M.D.

18-3892 Main St.

Madrid, SPAIN 28033

Name

Address

For the personal use of the patient only

Atlassian (JIRA Agile Team)1098 Harrison St. (San Francisco)

Look for the differences between the Sprints and try to identify a pattern.

Get a minimum commitment from the team. Iterate. Improve.

HOLIDAY PARALYSIS

Diagnosis

David Bonilla M.D.

18-3892 Main St.

Madrid, SPAIN 28033

Name

Address

For the personal use of the patient only

Embark1 Embarcadero Center (San Francisco)

Get the commitment of the team to self manage their holidays with a maximum number of leaves at the same time.

DEATH BY DEADLINE

Diagnosis

David Bonilla M.D.

18-3892 Main St.

Madrid, SPAIN 28033

Name

Address

For the personal use of the patient only

Unknow PatientEverywhere.

Try to avoid external deadlines.

If not possible, plan in advance and book some stage time to check all features, as security net.

Less is more!

^KEEPCALM

ANDREPORTS

DEFECT DASHBOARD

ROL LOAD CHART

SCOPE BURN UP

PEOPLE EFFORT

PREDICTABILITY INDEX

MOOD CHART

COVERAGE TREND

DEFECT STATUS

CAN WE

REALLYSAVE LIVES?

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WE ARE JUST DOCTORS NOT

GODS

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