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Welcome to Agency Air on our flight to Agency of the Decade. We truly value your patronage and trust you will be completely comfortable in our latest model craft. We do like to keep completely up to date.

News has unfortunately reached us that we may not be air borne just yet as the skies are full of ash and other shit from an eruption of Belgoic proportions from a nearby volcano. We may indeed never get off the ground but may have to take the whole flight by simulation. I feel sure you will enjoy the flight just as much as if you really are going and you will get back home here much faster than if you had really gone.

So take your time to sip a cocktail or slurp a beer. Our inflight magazine may entertain you or, equally entertaining, are our specially trained flight staff who are ready to cater to your every wish and will give you all the latest news and information of the industry.

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BWM snoW/PARTY TRiPLike getting neck deep in super dry powder? Yes? Then go overseas, but if

you want to head to the N.S.W. snow with 59 of your favourite colleagues,

then there is a place for you on the ‘special bus’ leaving on a Friday in July/

August and returning Sunday Night. Costs are to be confirmed and more

details to follow on what is sure to be a trip that will go down in BWM folklore.

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Use coil clip to hold wire coil in place.

Stack 10-12 sheets of paper and insert them along the punch slot. Pull longer lever towards you to puch holes.

With punched sheets of paper, align the paper holes with wire coil that is fastened in place.

Remove wire coil with papers from coil clip and place the uncrimped open area of wire coil against the crimp wall. Pull shorter lever towards you to crimp.

IMPORTANT! Alignment of uncrimped open area of wire coil against the crimp wall is crucial as failure to do that will result to an ugly bind.

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