Uh-oh

In the asylum since last time

Skills were learnt

Butterflies narrowly escaped.

Well dang,

there goes

lunch

Help, save

us from the

B.O! >cough<

>gasp<

Humongous aspiration points were gained for napping on the couch.

Some people just look after themselves too well. <_<

I must come

back to this

earthling

resort again.

Gem got in touch with her hippy side.

Congratulations

on finding your

inner hippy Gem!

Someone

got a fork?

Anyone?!

Fights were fought.

With walls losing badly

I always

wanted to

be a pirate!

And sim Jo continued eating as much grilled cheese as possible.

“Hello! Real me are you there!?! I need a bed!”

So as I can’t be passing out and all the beds were taken I grabbed the couch.

Psst! Quick

sim Jo, a bed

just became

vacant!

I don’t want to

zzzzz get up for

the school bus

zzzzz yet mum

Hurry up

you lazy

thing!

“Fuzzy! That’s my bed!”

That’s what you get for not being able to run.

Possession is

nine tenth of

the law.

Luckily another bed became available so I quickly took that one instead and ...is that smoke?

No just the usual dust clouds. Gem and Chewy are constantly fighting, sometimes multiple times in a row.

Some of us

are trying to

sleep here!

Gem looks to be enjoying herself...a little too much me thinks.

“Fuzzy there is a solution for that, it’s called the toilet”

“Shut-up Gem! It’s both of your faults I didn’t go in the first place!”

I really thought Fuzzy was going to be another pee on the floor; man did she ever sprint to the toilet after this.

Ohw ohw

ohw!

Earlier...

Scribbles was in the toilet while Fuzzy and Gem waited outside.

She’s

behind me

isn’t she?

“I’m sure I’ll be next.” >hand wring<

Gem “Actually I think I’ll kill Scribbles today for a change.”

Chewy “How about you pick on someone else!”

Gem “Like this?” >slapity slap slap<

Fuzzy *Mm-mm my man is so hot getting slapped around*

“Looking good, no black roots, hair nice and tidy.”

“Could you guys keep the dust down! Sheesh it might get in my hair.”

“That’s better. Next time keep it away from the purple yeah?”

“Congratulations on making Chewy your enemy Gem, all the better to have no compition”

Scribbles and Sawyer still not making any moves.

>kaching<

Fuzzy “Gem hasn’t played yet.”

Sawyer: “yeah, I’m waiting for some honky tonk tunes.”

Scribbles “That’s for being awesome anyway Gem.”

“Heck yeah! I’ll accept that!”

Earlier: “Chewy darling, can you move?”

Gem >wack, wack, wackety wack<

Chewy “Just a sec” >slap, slap, SLAP!<

“Gem...Chewy...” >sigh<

Sawyer and Scribbles continue their obviously unobvious relationship.

Then I thought where is Ani-Mei?

I found her Passed out on the roof.

She was still there come nightfall.

I was really glad when she finally woke up! I think she nearly froze up there.

This next bit is titled “And how the inmates prevent me from eating Grilled cheese”

It was at this point I thought I could use the energizer, but needed some aspiration points to do so. It isn’t good to be the controllable and be in the red!

I thought I had a screenshot of my pathetic want panel, but it didn’t have eat or make grill cheese on it. >slaps self< It did have gain a cooking skill. But

cooking is a bit slow at this point; I needed to get energized soon.

So I thought cooking channel. No can’t watch while someone naps. Hmmm.

>ding< Order groceries so the doorbell will wake Chewy up.

“Oi! Esme! You weren’t supposed to take his place!”

“Hmmph so I’ll wake her up with a little jazz-a-size on the telly.” >smirk<

“Did you have to?”

“You think I want to look like a purple berry?”

“Does the resort have a schedule of activities that I’m missing?”

“Oh Esme”

So seeing she missed out on exercise class Esme went to spend some quality time with the bath tub alien pirate ship

We pillage, we plunder, we

rifle and loot

Drink up me hearties, yo ho

We kidnap and ravage and

don't give a hoot

Drink up me hearties, yo ho

We extort, we pilfer, we

filch and sack

Drink up me hearties, yo ho

Maraud and embezzle and

even high-jack

Drink up me hearties yo ho

Yep, Esme doesn’t have a care in the world.

We kindle and char, inflame

and ignite

Drink up me hearties, yo ho

We burn up the city, we're

really a fright

Drink up me hearties, yo ho

After gaining my cooking point neither did I, as I could just use this contraption. I’m sure it’s fuelled by potato home brew-powerful stuff.

Jess I did not set your outerwear to the leaves! Some people’s outerwear changed after I did some file sorting.

Lol now that is funny. I think this only makes the second time I’ve ever tried this thing. But seeing it appears to work like Maxmotives I thought it would

really help. It wasn’t until some days later I realized that the use of aspiration rewards is against the rules. *Head desk*

Other ways the inmates stop me are blocking doorways.

“Come on Gem, can’t you cry inside?”

“Noo! Wahhh!”

They shoo me out.

“Come on Sawyer!”

“La la la”

They steal my cheese.

“Watch out! Coming through!”

And generally make a nuisance of themselves.

(Walls down so you can see both fights)

The energizer was helping a lot. My simself seems to be enjoying herself a little too much, although the slippers don’t look happy.

*Why has this got slower?*

Oh that...

THAT!!

For some reason the normally quick energizer seemed to take forever!

“Hey scribbles did you hear the one about the chicken?”

“Which one?”

Urk somebody ring the fire department!

.....

“Is it just me or is a little warm?”

*Sawyer is so hot he can light the stove on fire*

“Ani-Mei, get back it’s a fire!”

“Hmm so it is” >wacks Fuzzy in the face with her wings<

“Urrk”

“Scribbles get out of the flames, even though it gives me another 3,000 points!”

*Ah that feels good.* leisurely stroll back inside.

...

“So what’s all the drama about?”

You might want to move away, even about an inch Dr Cheese.

And everything goes back to normal.

Scribble >worry hands<

Fuzzy “I hope that fire didn’t singe my hair”

Sawyer and Ani-Mei >gouging eyes<

That is the first time I’ve ever had a fire destroy an object in the game.

“How many grilled cheese have you eaten Jo, you need to step on it. We only have 9 days to becoming elders!”

“Well apparently those last 70 or so were illegal, the rules state no aspiration rewards.”

“So can’t you recycle them or something?”

“Recycle?”

“Like a cow, re-chew and you’d be done!”

“Thanks for the advice Fuzzy... I’m sure that will taste just like factory waste.”

“Any time.”

“Please tell me the end of this nightmare is insight.”

I’ve eaten 130, with about 70 of those thanks to Mr Energizer, which will now not be used again. I also think I need some kind of penalty so I’ve

decuided when I play it next I will swap the couch for a chair. Although seeing Esme’s lives on it, it may be more of a penilty to her. I’m open to better

sugestions.