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Announcements Announcements, Announcements, Announcements! A terrible death to die, A terrible death to die, A terrible death to be talked to death. A terrible death to die. Announcements, announcements, announcements! Have you ever seen a windbag, A windbag, a windbag? Have you ever seen a windbag? Well, there's one right now. Make the announcements short and sweet, Short and sweet, Short and sweet. Make the announcements short and sweet, They are BORING! We Sold our cow MOO! We sold our cow MOO! We have no use for your bull now For your bull now Here we sit like birds in the wilderness Birds in the wilderness Birds in the wilderness Here we sit like birds Waiting for the news Waiting for the news waiting for the news here we sit like bird in the wilderness waiting for the news Announcements, announcements, announcements Words of wisdom, Words of wisdom. Here they come, Here they come. Boring words of wisdom, Boring words of wisdom. Dum, dum, dum, Dum, dum, dum. Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream Throw the announcements overboard and listen to them scream. Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream. Ha Ha! Fooled you, I'm a submarine. What do you do with a loud Cubmaster? What do you do with a loud Cubmaster? What do you do with a loud Cubmaster, Early in the evening? Hit him in the face with a chocolate cream pie! Hit him in the face with a chocolate cream pie! Hit him in the face with a chocolate cream pie, Early in the evening! The man stood up to talk. He talked real long and hard. He talked so long I wrote this song, On the lid of a can of lard! He's got something to say. I'm sure it must be good. But if he talks too long today, we'll leave it understood. We've got a silly cheer, That you've just got to hear! It makes no sense we're sure you know, The announcements have to GO! A Ram Sam Sam A ram sam sam A ram sam sam Gooli gooli gooli gooli gooli And a ram sam sam A rafi a rafi Gooli gooli gooli gooli gooli And a ram sam sam Pizza Hut A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut McDonalds McDonalds Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut McDonalds McDonalds Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut A Burger King, a Burger King Taco Bell and a Burger King A Burger King, a Burger King Taco Bell and a Burger King Roy Rogers, Roy Rogers Taco Bell and a Burger King Roy Rogers, Roy Rogers Taco Bell and a Burger King Alive, awake, alert, enthusiastic! I’m alive, awake, alert, enthusiastic (woo!) I’m alive, awake, alert, enthusiastic (woo!) I’m alive, awake, alert, I’m alert, awake, alive I’m alive, awake, alert, enthusiastic (woo!) Dead, asleep, asleep, and overly sarcastic I’m dead, asleep, asleep, and overly sarcastic I’m dead, asleep, asleep, and overly sarcastic I’m dead, asleep, asleep, I’m asleep, asleep, and dead I’m dead, asleep, asleep, and overly sarcastic Charlotte's town Charlotte's town is burning down! Good-bye! Good-bye! Burning down to the ground, good-bye Liza Jane! Ain’t ya mighty sorry? Good- bye! Good-bye! Ain’t ya mighty sorry? Good-bye Liza Jane! 21 22

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Page 1: A Ram Sam Sam Alive, awake, alert,€¦ · I’m alive, awake, alert, Have you ever seen a windbag, A windbag, a windbag? Have you ever seen a windbag? Well, there's one right now

Announcements Announcements, Announcements, Announcements! A terrible death to die, A terrible death to die, A terrible death to be talked to death. A terrible death to die. Announcements, announcements, announcements! Have you ever seen a windbag, A windbag, a windbag? Have you ever seen a windbag? Well, there's one right now. Make the announcements short and sweet, Short and sweet, Short and sweet. Make the announcements short and sweet, They are BORING! We Sold our cow MOO! We sold our cow MOO! We have no use for your bull now For your bull now Here we sit like birds in the wilderness Birds in the wilderness Birds in the wilderness Here we sit like birds Waiting for the news Waiting for the news waiting for the news here we sit like bird in the wilderness waiting for the news Announcements, announcements, announcements Words of wisdom, Words of wisdom.

Here they come, Here they come. Boring words of wisdom, Boring words of wisdom. Dum, dum, dum, Dum, dum, dum. Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream Throw the announcements overboard and listen to them scream. Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream. Ha Ha! Fooled you, I'm a submarine. What do you do with a loud Cubmaster? What do you do with a loud Cubmaster? What do you do with a loud Cubmaster, Early in the evening? Hit him in the face with a chocolate cream pie! Hit him in the face with a chocolate cream pie! Hit him in the face with a chocolate cream pie, Early in the evening! The man stood up to talk. He talked real long and hard. He talked so long I wrote this song, On the lid of a can of lard! He's got something to say. I'm sure it must be good. But if he talks too long today, we'll leave it understood. We've got a silly cheer, That you've just got to hear! It makes no sense we're sure you know, The announcements have to GO!

A Ram Sam Sam A ram sam sam A ram sam sam Gooli gooli gooli gooli gooli And a ram sam sam A rafi a rafi Gooli gooli gooli gooli gooli And a ram sam sam

Pizza Hut A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut McDonalds McDonalds Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut McDonalds McDonalds Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut A Burger King, a Burger King Taco Bell and a Burger King A Burger King, a Burger King Taco Bell and a Burger King Roy Rogers, Roy Rogers Taco Bell and a Burger King Roy Rogers, Roy Rogers Taco Bell and a Burger King

Alive, awake, alert, enthusiastic! I’m alive, awake, alert, enthusiastic (woo!) I’m alive, awake, alert, enthusiastic (woo!) I’m alive, awake, alert, I’m alert, awake, alive I’m alive, awake, alert, enthusiastic (woo!)

Dead, asleep, asleep, and overly sarcastic I’m dead, asleep, asleep, and overly sarcastic I’m dead, asleep, asleep, and overly sarcastic I’m dead, asleep, asleep, I’m asleep, asleep, and dead I’m dead, asleep, asleep, and overly sarcastic Charlotte's town Charlotte's town is burning down! Good-bye! Good-bye! Burning down to the ground, good-bye Liza Jane! Ain’t ya mighty sorry? Good- bye! Good-bye! Ain’t ya mighty sorry? Good-bye Liza Jane!

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Aardvark I LOVE MY AARDVARK My aardvark loves me I love my aardvark by the cotton wood tree my little aardvark goes doidy doooidy doididy doididy doi doi doi doid I LOVE MY SEAL My seal loves me I love my seal By the cotton wood tree My little seal goes ark ark ark ark my little aardvark goes doidy doooidy doididy doididy doi doi doi doid I LOVE MY GIRAFFE my giraffe loves me I love my giraffe by the cotton wood tree my little giraffe goes (neck up) My little seal goes ark ark ark ark my little aardvark goes doidy doooidy doididy doididy doi doi doi doid I LOVE MY OCTOPUS my octopus loves me I love my octopus by the cotton wood tree My octopus goes slurp my little giraffe goes (neck up) My little seal goes ark ark ark ark my little aardvark goes doidy doooidy doididy doididy doi doi doi doid I LOVE MY TARANTULA My tarantula loves me I love my tarantula By the cotton wood tree My little tarantula goes boing My octopus goes slurp

my little giraffe goes (neck up) My little seal goes ark ark ark ark my little aardvark goes doidy doooidy doididy doididy doi doi doi doid I LOVE MY ELEPHANT My elephant loves me I love my elephant By the cotton wood tree My little elephant goes whooo My little tarantula goes boing My octopus goes slurp my little giraffe goes (neck up) My little seal goes ark ark ark ark my little aardvark goes doidy doooidy doididy doididy doi doi doi doid

Banana song Chiquita banana unite! Peel banana, Peel peel, Banana Bite banana, Bite bite, Banana Chew banana, Chew chew, Banana Swallow banana, Swallow swallow, Banana Go banana, Go Go, Bananas!

Baby shark Baby shark do do, do do do do Baby shark do do, do do do do Baby shark do do, do do do do Baby shark (Repeat with using actions) Mama Shark Papa Shark Grandma Shark Surfer Dude Went for a Swim Lost a Leg Lost an Arm 911 CPR It’s not working Reincarnation As a Baby Shark Mama Shark Papa Shark Grandma Shark That’s the End

Brownie Smile Song I’ve got something in my pocket That belongs across my face. I keep it very close at hand In a most convenient place. I’m sure you wouldn’t guess it If you guessed a long, long while, So I’ll take it out and put it on It’s a great big brownie smile!

Shark Song ( add na na na na na na na na na to the end of each line) There was a girl There was a boy They went for a drive They saw a lake So they dived in They swam far out And further out But there were sharks (low voice) the daddy shark (high voice) the mommy shark (Higher voice) the baby shark The grammy shark The grandpa shark They took a leg The other leg They took a arm The other arm And all was dead And all was red Except for the sharks (low voice) the daddy shark (high voice) the mommy shark (Higher voice) the baby shark

Something in my Pocket I’ve got something in my pocket That I found behind that log My leader said to “Put it back!” But I want to keep this frog It’s cool and green and slimy And it wiggles in my hand I’ve also got a wooly worm And a pocket full of sand

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Airplane Open you song books to page thirteen BOING! If I had the wings of an airplane Airplane? Up to the skies I would fly Would fly If I had the wings of an airplane Airplane? I would fly to the day I would die Would die If I had the arms of a lumberjack Lumberjack? Up to the woods I would chop Would chop If I had the arms of a lumberjack Lumberjack? I would drop till the day I would drop, would drop Close your song books Cabin in the woods In a cabin in the woods Little man by the window stood Saw a rabbit hopping by Knocking at his door (Frightened as can be) "Help me, help me, help," he said Or the hunter will shoot me dead" "Little rabbit, come inside, Safely we will hide."

Prunes No matter how young a prune may be He's always getting wrinkles A baby prune is like his dad But he's not wrinkled half so bad We have wrinkles on our face But Pruney has them every place No matter how young a prune may be He's always getting stewed Little seed inside the prune Is it night or is it noon? No matter how young a prune may be He's always getting wrinkles

Raisin song

Chorus:

Lay some happiness,On me

Give me raisins and, I’ll be

So much happier, You’ll see

Lay some happiness, On me

I think raisins are just dandy,

Natural energy, Fruit, Oh, boy!

Raisins are as good as candy

Not as good as fruit!

Chorus

Colors Colors, Colors! There all around there’s red on the stop signs, green on the trees, blue on the skies, and yellow on the bees

Mama’s soup surprise When I was a little kid

I never liked to eat

Mom would put things on my

plate

And I'd dump 'em on her feet

But then one day she made this

soup

I ate it all in bed

I asked her what she put in it

And this is what she said:

Chorus:

"Oh, chicken lips and lizard hips

And alligator eyes

Monkey legs and buzzard eggs

And salamander thighs

Rabbit ears and camel rears

And tasty toenail pies

Stir 'em all together

And it's mama's soup surprise"

I went into the bathroom

And I stood beside the sink

I said, "I'm feeling slightly ill

And I think I'd like a drink"

Mama said, "I've just the thing

I'll get it in a wink

It's full of lots of protein

And vitamins, I think"

Chorus

Super California Surfer Because I was afraid to surf when I was just a lad My father took my board away and told me I was bad YOU’RE BAD But then one day I heard a word that every surfer knows The longest word you ever heard and this is how it goes: Super California surfer expert on the ocean Even though the most of them do not wear suntan lotion If you hit the waves to hard you’ll always cause a motion Super California surfer expert on the ocean Faster! (repeat song faster than before)

Make new friends

Make new friends

But keep the old

One is silver,

the other is gold

a circle is round

it has no end

that’s how long

I want to be your friend

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Down by the River Side Down by the river side (echo) Dancing with my llamas (echo) Yip Von Shpelilng (echo) Playing with my banjo-la (echo) banjo, banjo, banjo…la (echo) banjo, banjo, banjo…la (echo) Repeat with different instruments ending with gong

There are No Bananas in the Sky There are no bananas in the sky in the sky There are no bananas in the sky in the sky There’s a sun and a moon and a coconut cream pie but there are There are no bananas in the sky in the sky (Repeat eliminating words in the following order: no, bananas, sky, sun, moon, coconut cream pie. Finally sing all together) There are No Parinas in the Tolt There are no parinas in the tolt in the tolt There are no parinas in the tolt in the tolt There’s a shark and a whale and a monster with a tail but there are no parinas in the tolt in the tolt (Repeat like No Bananas in the Sky)

Squirrelly Squirrelly, Squirrelly, Shake your bushy tail. Squirrelly, Squirrelly, Shake your bushy tail. Wrinkle up your little nose, Put a nut between your toes. Squirrelly, Squirrelly, Shake your bushy tail.

By The Light of my Scout

Flashlight

(to the tune of “by the light of the

moon”)

By the light of my Scout

flashlight,

I wish I could see, what it was

that just bite my knee.

Batteries, why did you fail me?

The chance was slim the chance

is slight,

I can last through the night, with

my Scout flashlight.

Each Campfire Lights Anew

Each campfire lights anew,

The flame of our friendships

true.

The joy we’ve had knowing you,

Will last the whole year through.

As the embers die away,

We wish we might ever stay.

But since we can’t have our way,

We’ll come again some other

day

Llama song This is a repeat after me song! (echo) And a do as I do song! (echo) And a speak in a Scottish accent song! (echo) But first… we must summon the spirit of the llama(echo) Chorus: Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama(echo) Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama(echo) I have a friend who is a llama(echo) He wears a hat and coat(echo) do not touch his hat and coat(echo) Because It really gets his goat(echo) Chorus I have a friend who is a llama(echo) He can really hock a loogie(echo) You should see him hock a loogie(echo) When he shakes his llama bootie(echo) Chorus I have a friend who is a llama(echo) He likes to sing and dance(echo) You should see him sing and dance(echo) In his llama dancing pants(echo) Chorus Let’s all do the llama dance!(echo) Llama rock, llama rock, llama,

llama, llama, rock(echo) Llama twist, llama twist, llama, llama, llama, twist(echo) Llama shuffle, llama shuffle, llama, llama, llama, shuffle(echo) Llama old school(echo)

Alligator

Have you ever been down the

water pipes

Right down to the bottom of the

water system

There did you meet a little

alligator

Answers to the name of alvin if

you did

He’s mine I lost him

I threw him down the water

pipes

Right down to the bottom of the

water system

‘Cause he was getting too big for

his britches

Now I’m really lonely ‘cause he’s

gone, I miss him

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I’m a Nut I’m a little acorn round Lying on the cold hard ground People come and step on me That is why I’m cracked you see Chorus*: I’m a nut, (snap, snap) I’m a nut, (snap, snap) I’m an N- U- T- T nut boom boom boom nut Called myself up on the telephone wire Just to see if I was home Asked myself out on a date “gotta get ready by a quarter past eight” Chorus Took myself to the movie ground just to hold my little hand Put my arm around my waist Got so fresh I slapped my face Chorus Coca-cola came to town pepsi-cola shot him down dr. pepper fixed up now we’re drinking seven up Chorus Seven up went to jail Now we’re drinking ginger ale Ginger ale got the flu Now we’re drinking mountain dew Chorus Romeo and Juliet On a balcony they met Scram you guys I got a date Shakespeare’s coming in a ‘48 Chorus Henry ford was a grand old man had four wheels and a old tincan

put them together and the darn thing ran henry ford was a grand old man Chorus grandpa’s beard is getting long getting longer day by day grandma chews it in her sleep ‘cause she thinks it’s shredded wheat Chorus I’m just a little wild flower Getting wilder by the hour No one wants to sit by me ‘cause I’m as wild as can be Chorus

Sweet cream soda pop *See verses 4-9 of I’m a Nut for the verses of this song* Chorus: Ladeda my sweet cream soda pop Ladeda my sweet cream soda pop Ladeda my sweet cream soda pop Ladedah, Ladedah,Ladedah, dah, dah Little Pile of Tin I’m a little pile of tin no one knows what shape I’m in I got four wheels and a running board I’m a four door I’m a ford Honk-honk Rattle-rattle-rattle Crash-beep-beep Honk-honk Rattle-rattle-rattle Crash-beep-beep

Anne Marie and John Pierre Anne Marie she loves Pierre It’s written on the café, sidewalks everywhere John Pierre he loves Marie It’s written on a heart that he carved upon a tree Anne Marie she said one day I love you very much so let us run away John Pierre he said wee, wee And went to tell his friends he was marrying Anne Marie They went off into the park But they were getting hungry And it was getting dark They came home before too late For Anne Marie was seven and John Pierre was eight

Murray the Rabbit Boy Chorus: Murray the rabbit boy, Murray, Who? Murray the rabbit boy, Murray What’s he do? He hops from place to place Why? To save the human race Who? Murray the rabbit boy, Murray A rabbit and a boy were caught in a radiation storm And when the clouds had lifted The boy had been transformed The rabbit and the boy had mutated into one The legend of Murray the rabbit boy has begun! Chorus

Percy the Pale Faced Polar Bear Way up in the land of ice and snow Where the temperatures drop to 40 below Who’s the happiest one I know? Chorus: Percy the pale faced polar bear Who? Percy the pale faced polar bear. He sleeps day and then at night He catches his fish by the Pale moon light Has no worries has no cares Chorus Then day a hunter came Caught poor percy by the snout Put him in a great big cage Percy howled and he growed But he couldn’t get out Now he’s living in a zoo Funny thing is he likes that too ‘Cause he meet his girlfriend Sue And she loves Chorus My dog Lima My dog Lima likes to roam One day Lima left his home He came back all nice and clean Where oh where had Lima bean Lima bean Lima bean Where oh where has Lima bean (repeat subbing bean name EX: Coffee, Pinto, Espresso, Jelly)

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Boom chick-a-boom I said a boom chick-a boom I said a boom chick-a boom I said a boom chick-a rock-a chick-a rock-a chick-a boom Uh-huh Oh yeah One more time… Change style each time Italiano style (boomba, rrrock-a) Valley girl style Astronaut style (zoom chick-a zoom, take a rocket to the moon) Opera Style Janitor Style (broom sweep a broom, sweep-a mop-a) Underwater style Etc. Little Red Wagon You can’t ride in my little red wagon Front seats broken And the axel's dragin CHUGA!...CHUGA!…CHUGA! CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA! SECOND VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST A WHOLE LOT LOUDER AND A WHOLE LOT WORSE! (when you get to the third verse STOP)

Let me see your funky chicken Leader: let me see your funky chicken Campers: what’s that you say? Leader: let me see your funky chicken Campers: what’s that you say? Chorus: Ooh ahhahhahh Ooh ahhahhahh, Ooh ahahahah Ooh one more time now Ooh ahhahhahh, Oohahhahhahh, Ooh ahhahhahh Ooh back in line now Leader: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight Campers: marching to the numbers Leader: now let me see your __________ Continue on with Frankenstein, flight attendant, shopping cart... Buffalo (introducing song) group: Hey (name)! person: Hey what?! Group: Hey (name)! person: Hey what, hey what?! Group: Lemme see you buff! person: Buff what?! Group: Buffalo!!! person 2: Oh! We've got our hands up high and our feet down low and that's the way we buffalo, it may be fast it may be slow but that's the way we buffalo! Buff-aloooo, buff, buff, a whoo whoo

Barges Out of my window looking in the night I can see the barges flickering light Silently flows the river to the sea And the barges to go silently Chorus: Barges, I would like to go with you, I would like to sail the ocean blue. Barges, have you treasures in your hold? Do you fight with pirates brave and bold? Out of my window looking through the night I can see the barges’ flickering light Starboard shines green and port is glowing red You can see them flickering far ahead Chorus Out of my window looking in the night I can see the barges flickering light Anchors start to pull and engines start to roar As the barges pull away from shore Chorus Out of my window looking in the night I can see the barges flickering light Stars are brightly lighting up the sky

As the barges seem to skip right by Chorus How my heart longs to sail away with you. As you sail across the ocean blue But I must stay beside my window dear As I watch you sail away from here Chorus Away from my window on into the night I will watch till they are out of sight Taking their cargo far across the sea I wish that someday they'd take me. Chorus One of these days and it will not be long You will look for me and I’ll be gone Face to the wind far out upon the sea Where the whales and dolphins sing to me Chorus

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Banana slug You know I love my baby (echo last words) Love the way she hugs (echo last words) Some people don’t understand it (echo last words) she’s a banana slug! (echo last words) BA-NA-NA SLUG! She’s got just one foot (echo last words) She ain’t got no toes (echo last words) She hangs out in the forest (echo last words) and helps it decompose (echo last words) BA-NA-NA SLUG! Some people think she’s gross (echo last words) but I don’t hear that jive (echo last words) If it weren’t for my baby (echo last words) The forest might not survive (echo last words) BA-NA-NA SLUG! The way you wiggle your antennae (echo last words) You know you give me such bliss (echo last words) Come on, come on, come on banana slug (echo last words) Won’t you give me a kiss (echo last words) BA-NA-NA SLUG! The way you slide through the forest (echo last words) You know you look so fine (echo last words)

Come on, come on, come on banana slug (echo last words) Let me follow your slim (echo last words) BA-NA-NA SLUG! Ba-na-na-na-na nana … banana slug BA-NA-NA SLUG! BA-NA-NA SLUG! BA-NA-NA SLUG! Banjo I us-ll-ed to play my ba-ll-njo-lo But my ba-ll-njo-lo got br-oo-ke Sooo I tooook it tooo the ba-ll-njo-lo shop But the ba-ll-njo-lo shop was clllloooosed Sooo I toooook it to another shooop Sooo now its gooooood as neeew Twang! (you elongate all the words so here’s the version without the words drawn out) I used to play my banjo But my banjo got broke So I took it to the banjo shop But the banjo shop was closed So I took it to another shop So now it’s good as new Twang!

Bazooka Bubble Gum My momma She gave me a penny She told me to buy a henny But I didn't buy no henny Chorus: instead I bought some bubble gum BAZOOKA, ZOOKA bubble gum BAZOOKA, ZOOKA bubble gum My momma She gave me a nickel She told me to buy a pickle But I didn't buy no pickle Chorus My momma She gave me a dime She told me to buy a lime But I didn't buy no lime Chorus My momma She gave me a quarter She told me to buy a water But I didn't buy no water Chorus bubble gum (x2) My momma She gave me a dollar She told me to buy a collar But I didn't buy no collar Chorus My momma Gave me a five She said to stay alive But I didn’t stay alive Instead I choked on bubble gum Chorus

Bear song Sing every 4 lines altogether The other day (echo) I met a bear (echo) Out in the woods (echo) A-way out there(echo) He said to me (echo) “Why don’t you run? (echo) I see you ain’t (echo) Got any gun” (echo) And so I ran (echo) Away from there (echo) But right behind (echo) Me was that bear (echo) Ahead of me (echo) I saw a tree (echo) A great big tree (echo) Oh glory be (echo) The nearest branch (echo) Was 10 feet up (echo) I’d have to jump (echo) And trust my luck (echo) And so I jumped (echo) Into the air (echo) But I missed that branch (echo) Away up there (echo) Now don’t you fret (echo) Now don’t you frown (echo) Cause I caught that branch (echo) On the way back down (echo) The moral of (echo) This story is (echo) Don’t talk to bears (echo) In tennis shoes (echo) The end the end (echo) The end the end (echo) The end the end (echo) The end the end (echo)

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Beaver song beaver one, beaver all let’s all do the beaver call! ch ch ch, ch ch ch, ch ch ch ch ch ch ch beaver two beaver three let’s all climb a beaver tree! ch ch ch, ch ch ch, ch ch ch ch ch ch ch beaver four beaver five let’s all do the beaver jive! ch ch ch, ch ch ch, ch ch ch ch ch ch ch beaver six beaver seven let’s all go to beaver heaven! ch ch ch, ch ch ch, ch ch ch ch ch ch ch beaver eight beaver nine stop it’s beaver time go beavers! go beavers!

Black Socks

Black socks they never get dirty

The longer you wear them the

blacker they get

Sometimes I think about

washing

But something inside me says

Don’t wash them yet

Not yet, not yet, not yet

Knee socks, they never stay up

the longer you wear them the

shorter they get

sometimes I think about anklets

but something inside me says

oh no, not yet, not yet, not yet,

not yet

girl scouts they never are quiet

the longer you’re near them the

louder they get

sometimes I think about muzzles

but something inside me says

oh no, not yet, not yet, not yet,

not yet

White socks They always get

dirty

the longer you wear them the

blacker they get,

some times I think I should wear

them,

but something inside me says

don't wear them yet, not yet...

Counselors they never stop

talking,

the longer you ignore them the

louder they get,

Some times I think I should

listen,

but something inside me says

don't listen yet, not yet…

Elevator operator I know a boy from Mississippi town (echo) Makes his living going up and down (echo) For he’s an elevator operator (echo only “elevator operator”) Easy rider (echo) Low rider low rider (echo) Never right or left HU! (echo) (Repeat and substitute the boy with girl and horse)

Donut Shop Well I ran around the corner and I ran around the block And I ran right into a donut shop (ouch!) Well I picked up a donut and I wiped off the grease And I handed the man there a five cent piece Well he looked at the money and he looked at me and he said now sonny this cannot be, there’s a hole in the middle and it goes right through and I said there’s a hole in the donut too! Thanks for the donut, toodle loo! Bug juice

At camp with the girl scouts

they gave us a drink

we thought it was kool-aid

because it was pink

but the thing that they told us

would’ve grossed out a moose

for that great tasting pink drink

was really bug juice

it looked fresh and fruity

Like tasty kool-aid

but the bugs that were in it

were murdered with raid

we drank it by gallons

we drank it by tons

and the next morning

we all had the runs

so the next time you drink bug

juice

and a fly drives you mad

he’s just getting even

‘cause you swallowed his dad

Rice Crispy Snap, what a happy sound Snap is the happiest sound I've found You may clap, rap, tap, slap but Snap... makes the world go round. Snap Crackle Pop Rice Krispies I say it's crackle the crispy sound You gotta have crackle or the clock's not wound. Geese cackle, feathers tickle, Boys are fickle, have a pickle, crackle... makes the world go round. Snap Crackle Pop Rice Krispies I insist that pop's the sound The best is missed unless pop's around. orange pop, lemon pop, lime pop, grape pop, Pop... makes the world go round. Snap Crackle Pop Rice Krispies

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Puff the Magic Dragon Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honali Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff Chorus: Oh, Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honali Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honali Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail Jackie kept a lookout perched on Puff's gigantic tail Noble kings and princes would bow whene'er they came Pirate ships would lower their flags when Puff roared out his name Chorus A dragon lives forever, but not so little boys Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys One gray night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more And Puff, that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane

Without his lifelong friend, Puff could not be brave So Puff, that mighty dragon, sadly slipped into his cave Chorus Hippo Song What can make a hippopotamus smile? What can make him run for more than a mile? It’s not a party with a paper hat Or a bag of candy that will make him fat That’s not what hippos do I said that’s not what hippos do! Chorus: They ooze through the gooze without any shoes They wade through the water ‘till their lips turn blue That’s what hippos do I said that’s what hippos do! What can make a hippopotamus smile? What can make him run for more than a mile? It’s not a tune on the old violin Or listening to the sound of the whistling wind That’s not what hippos do I said that’s not what hippos do! Chorus

She Sat on a Hillside She sat on a hillside and strummed her guitar, Strummed her guitar, Strummed her guitar. She sat on a hillside and strummed her guitar, Strummed her guitar. Chorus: Oom plucka plucka Oom plucka plucka Oom pluck pluck pluck He sat down beside her and smoked his cigar, Smoked his cigar, Smoked his cigar. He sat down beside her and smoked his cigar Smoked his cigar. chorus He said that he loved her but, oh, how he lied ... chorus They were to be married but somehow she died ... chorus He went to her funeral but just for the ride ... chorus He sat by her tombstone and laughed 'til he cried ... chorus The tombstone fell over and squish-squash he died ... chorus She went up to heaven and flittered and flyed ... Chorus He went to the other place and sizzled and fried ... chorus

The moral of this song is: don't tell a lie ... chorus If you want anymore you can sing it yourself … Sardines Every morn’ by the riverside, sardines See the people they are by my side, sardines Every morn’ when I go to the store, sardines See the people they are beggn’ for more! Chorus: I got sardines on my plate and I don’t need no steak just sardines Hey and pork and beans Hey and sardines On a Monday Hey hey I got sardines on a Tuesday Hey Hey I got sardines on a Wednesday Hey hey I got sardines on a Thursday Hey hey Chorus

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Purple lights

Purple lights (echo)

In the canyon(echo)

That is where (echo)

I long to be (echo with elongated

“be”)

Chorus:

With my three (echo)

Good companions (echo)

My banjo, my pony, and me.

Yeehaw!

Whippoorwill (echo)

In the willow (echo)

Sings a sweet (echo)

Melody (echo with elongated

“melody”)

Chorus

No more goats (echo)

To be ropin’ (echo)

No more strays (echo)

Do I see (echo with elongated

“see”)

Chorus

Gonna hang (echo)

My sombrero (echo)

From the limb (echo)

Of a tree (echo with elongated

“tree”)

Chorus

Princess Pat Now Princess Pat (echo) Lived in a tree (echo) She sailed across (echo) The seven seas (echo) She sailed across (echo) The channel two (echo) And she brought with her (echo) A rigabamboo (echo) Chorus: A rigabamboo (echo) Now what is that?(echo) It’s a-somethin’ made (echo) By the Princess Pat (echo) It’s red and gold (echo) And purple too(echo) That’s why it’s called (echo) A rigabamboo. (echo) Now Captain Jack (echo) Had a mighty fine crew (echo) He sailed across (echo) The channel too (echo) But his ship sank (echo) And yours will too (echo) If you don’t take (echo) A rigabamboo (echo) Chorus

Now the Princess Pat (echo) Saw Captain Jack (echo) She reeled him in (echo) And brought him back (echo) She saved his life (echo) And his crew too (echo) And she did it all (echo) With a rigabamboo (echo) Chorus

Blowing in the Wind How many roads must a man walk down Before you call him a man? Yes and how many seas must a white dove sail Before she sleeps in the sand? Yes and how many times must the cannonballs fly Before they're forever banned?

Chorus: The answer, my friend, is blowin in the wind The answer is blowin in the wind. How many times must a man look up, Before he can see the sky? Yes, and how many ears must one man have Before he can hear people cry? Yes, and how many deaths will it take till he knows That too many people have died? Chorus

How many years can a mountain exist Before it is washed to the sea? Yes, and how many years can some people exist Before they're allowed to be free? Yes, and how many times can a man turn his head And pretend that he just doesn't see? Chorus

Flicker Flicker of a campfire, the wind in the pines, the stars in the heavens, the moon that shines, a place where people gather make friends of all kinds a place where old man trouble is always left behind

Chorus: so give me the light of a campfire warm and bright, and give me some friends to sing with I’ll be here all night. Love is for who can find it I found mine right here just you and I and the campfire and the songs we love to hear. na na na-na-na-na-na-na-na na na na-na-na-na-na-na-na The peacefulness for the silence of the night the sun in the morning, shining so bright the place where campers gather make friends for all time a place where city troubles are always left behind Chorus

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Camp Counselor I love being a camp counselor, There’s nothing I’d rather be. If I weren’t a camp counselor, A(n) _________ I would be! Bird Watcher...Hark! A lark! Flying through the park! Splat! Carpenter...Two by four! Now nail it to the floor! Wham! Cheerleader...We don’t need to win to have fun! Cowboy...Rope that steer! Brand that calf! Watch out where you step! Yuck! Farmer...Give, Bessie, give! My baby’s gotta live! Fireman...Jump, Lady! Jump! Aaahhhhh!, Splat! Plumber...Plunge it! Flush it! Look out below! Scientist...Acid! Base! Blow up in your face! Ow! Stewardess...Here’s your coffee! Here’s your tea! Here’s your paper bag! Barf! We love being camp counselors, There’s nothing we’d rather be! Since we are camp counselor, We’re as happy as can be! (substitute with your own "careers" as you see fit!)

Cheerio Song (Grace)

(Tune of Edelweiss)

cheerios, cheerios

every morning I greet you

small and round

toasty brown

you look happy to see me

every morning you

sink and float

sink and float

forever

cheerios cheerios

bless my breakfast forever

Chicago Fire

Late last night while I was still in

bed

Old lady Leary left the lantern in

the shed

And when the cow kicked it over

She winked her eye and said

There’s going to be a hot time in

the old town tonight

FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

Last late night while bed I was

still in

Old Leary lady left the shed in

the lantern

And when the kick cowed it over

She eyed her wink and said

There’s going to be a hot time in

the old town tonight

ERIF! ERIF! ERIF!

Duck girl I’m an old duck rover from out in Montana Roundup em’ duckies and drive them along To the flooded corral where we bull dog and brand them Mosie on home just a singing this song.

Chorus: Singing quack quack yippy-yay And quack quack yippy-o Get along little duckies get along real slow It’s dirty and smelly and it really don’t pay But I’ll be a duck girl till the end of my days. On Saturday nights, I ride into town On a short legged pony With my hat pulled way down But the boys don’t like duck girls and I can’t figure out why No cowgirl could be more romantic than I Chorus

There’s danger adventure and romance I know From a wild duck stampede to a duck rodeo But there’s loneliness too and it cuts to the bone When you smell like duck feathers you're always alone Chorus

Peanut

Found a peanut, found a peanut

Found a peanut just now

Just now I found a peanut

Found a peanut just now

Cracked it open, cracked it open

Cracked it open just now

Just now I cracked it open

Cracked it open just now

(Continue in similar manner with

the following lines)

It was rotten ...

Ate it anyway ...

Got a stomach ache ...

Called the doctor ...

Operation ...

Died anyway...

Was a dream ...

Then I woke up ...

Found a peanut …

Flea Flea! (echo) Flea, Fly!(echo) Flea, Fly, Flo! (echo) Fiesta! (echo) Cooma-lada, Cooma-lada, Cooma-lada Feista. (echo) Oh, no, no, no, not the Feista. (echo) Eenie Meanie, Decimeanie, Ooh Walla walla Meanie. (echo) Exameanie, Zalamanie, Ooh Walla walla! (echo) I said a- Beet Billy Oaten Boaten, Bo-bo ba-deeten dotin, Hot Chihuahua, Mm-mm! (echo)

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Frog MMMM, EH Went the little green frog one day MMMM, EH Went the little green frog MMMM, EH Went the little green frog one day and they all went MMMM, EH WEELLLL, we all know frogs go.. TRA LA LA LA LA TRA LA LA LA LA TRA LA LA LA LA We all know frogs go TRA LA LA LA LA They don't go MMMM, MMMM, EH! HONK! HONK! went the big red truck one day SPLIT, SPLAT! went the little green frog Now the little green frog don't MMMM. EH no more Cuz he got licked up by a dog Good morn’ birds Way up in the sky where the little birds fly While down in the nest the little birds rest With a wing on the left And a wing on the right The little birds sleep all through the night Shhhh… they’re sleeping Then up comes the sun the dew falls away good morning good morning the little birds say

Herman the worm Sitting on a fence post chewing my bubble gum (smack smack) Playing with my yo-yo (woo-woo) When along came Herman the worm and he was this big! (hold out arms about a foot) And I said Herman what happened? I ate my mom Sitting on a fence post chewing my bubble gum (smack smack) Playing with my yo-yo (woo-woo) When along came Herman the worm and he was this big! (hold out arms about two feet) And I said Herman what happened? I ate my dad Sitting on a fence post chewing my bubble gum (smack smack) Playing with my yo-yo (woo-woo) When along came Herman the worm and he was this big! (hold out arms about 3 feet) And I said Herman what happened? I ate my brother/sister Sitting on a fence post chewing my bubble gum (smack smack) Playing with my yo-yo (woo-woo) When along came Herman the worm and he was this big! (hold out fingers about 2 inches) And I said Herman what happened? I burped

Hello Mother Hello Father

Hello Mother hello father

Here I am at Camp Granada

Camp is very entertaining

They say we’ll have some fun if

it stops raining

I went hiking with Autumn Skyvi

She developed poison ivy

You remember Kristen Scanner

She got Ptomaines poison after

dinner

Chorus:

Take me home oh mother father

Take me home I hate Granada

Don’t leave me out in the forest

there

I might get eaten by a bear

All the counsels hate the waiters

And the lake has alligators

And the head coach wants no

whining

So she reads to us from

Something called the shining

I don’t want this should scare

you

But my bunkmate has malaria

You remember Holly Harvey

They’re about to organize a

Searching party

Chorus

Take me home

I promise I’ll not make noise

Or mess the house with all my

toys

Oh please don’t make me stay

I’ve been here one whole day

Dearest Father darling Mother

How’s my precious little brother?

Let me come home if you miss

me

I will even let Aunt Bertha hug

and kiss me

Wait a minute it’s stopped

hailing

Guys are swimming, Guys are

sailing

Playing baseball, Gee that’s

better

Mother Father please disregard

this letter

Hot dogs I know a weenie man He owns a weenie stand He sells most anything From hot dogs to buns buns buns buns. One day I'll join his side I'll be his weenie-wife HOT DOG! I love that weenie man A-weenie, weenie, weenie on a bun, bun, bun And pass the mustard too! roast ‘em toast ‘em Stick ‘em on a bun Briquette roast ‘em toast ‘em Stick ‘em on a bun Briquette Boom I got your wieners I got your buns I got them Boom I got your wieners I got your buns I got them

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I love the mountains I love the mountains I love the rolling hills I love the flowers I love the daffodils I love the fireside When all the lights are low Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da Linger Ooh ooh I want to linger Ooh ooh a little longer Ooh ooh a little longer here with you. Ooh ooh it’s such a perfect night Ooh ooh it doesn’t seem quite right Ooh ooh that this should be my last with you. Ooh ooh and come September Ooh ooh I will remember, Ooh ooh our camping days and friendship too. Ooh ooh and as the years go by, Ooh ooh I’ll think of you and cry, Ooh ooh this is goodnight and not goodbye

Waddle lee ah cha Waddle lee ah cha Waddle lee ah cha Doodle lee do Doodle lee do Waddle lee ah cha Waddle lee ah cha Doodle lee do Doodle lee do Simplest thing Isn’t much to it All you gotta do is Doodle lee do it I like the rest but the part I like best goes doodle lee Doodle lee, doodle do

Twinkie song Dough- The stuff that makes the Twinkies Ray- The guy that sells the Twinkies Me- The girl that eats the Twinkies Fa- A long long way from Twinkie So- I think I’ll have a Twinkie La- La la la la la Twinkie Tea- No thanks, I’ll have a Twinkie And that brings us back to dough, Twinkie, Twinkie, Twinkie, dough

Baby Bumble Bee I’m bringing home my baby bumble bee won’t my mommy be so proud of me I’m bringing home my baby bumble bee Ouch it stung me! I’m squishing up my baby bumble bee won’t my mommy be so proud of me I’m squishing up my baby bumble bee Oh look honey! I’m licking up my baby bumble bee won’t my mommy be so proud of me I’m licking up my baby bumble bee I don’t feel very good… I’m throwing up my baby bumble bee won’t my mommy be so proud of me I’m throwing up my baby bumble bee What a mess! I’m mopping up my baby bumble bee won’t my mommy be so proud of me I’m mopping up my baby bumble bee Mommy aren’t you proud of me?

Girl Scouts Together Girl Scouts together That is our song Winding the old trails Rocky and long Learning our motto Living our creed Girl Scouts together In every good deed. Girl Scouts together Happy are we Friendly to neighbors Far o’er sea Faithful to country Loyal to home Known as true Girl Scouts Wherever we roam Girl Scouts together, Onward we go Joining as sisters Stronger we grow Mothers and lawyers Women in space We know no boundaries, The futures our place Dry Bones *dismissal songs* dry bone sittin’ in the canyon some of those bones are mine dry bone sittin’ in the canyon some of those bones are mine some of those bones are SOMEONE ELSE’S some of those bones are mine some of those bones are SOMEONE ELSE’S some of those bones are mine

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We Come from the Mountain We come from the mountains We come from the mountains Go back to the mountain And turn the world around We come from the river We come from the river Go back to the river And turn the world around We come from the sky We come from the sky Go back to the sky And turn the world around We come from the fire We come from the fire Go back to the fire And turn the world around We come from the mountains We come from the river Go back to the sky And turn the world around Awkward Turtle *do hand signs with song* awkward turtle panda moose panda moose awkward turtle panda moose there’s a butterfly and a turkey too awkward turtle panda moose panda moose

Highland goat My highland goat (not a chicken but a goat) was feeling fine (had a glass of wine) ate all my shorts (red white and blue) right off the line (twas made of twine) so I took a stick (not a tree but a stick) and gave a whack (smack, smack, smack, smack) and tied him to (with a knot not glue) the railroad track (no time to pack) the whistle blew (whooo) the train grew nigh (it started to fly) my highland goat (not a chicken but a goat) was sure to die (goodby, goodby) he gave a groan (groooooan) of mortal pain (aaaaain) coughed up my shorts (red white and blue) and flagged the train (this is the end)

Keep on the Sunny Side Keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, keep on the sunny side of life YEE-HAW! You'll suffer no pain as we drive you all insane, so keep on the sunny side of life.. Crack a funny joke in between each of these choruses

I Wish I Was I wish I was a little caterpillar I wish I was a little caterpillar I'd go munchy munchy munchy Into everybody's lunchy I wish I was a little caterpillar I wish I was a little mosquito I wish I was a little mosquito I'd go bitey bitey bitey Under every ladies nighty I wish I was a little mosquito *continue on in similar manner* I wish I was a little motorcar...I'd go beepy beepy beepy. As I drove right down your streety I wish I was a little crocodile...I'd go snappy snappy snappy into every baby's nappy I wish I was a little church pigeon...I would fly up to the steeple and poop on all the people I wish I was a little soda can...I would go down with a slurp and come up with a burp I wish I was a little slippery root...Oh I’d poke up in the trail and dump you on your tail Oh I wish I was a little water bed...I’d wiggle and I’d jiggle and I’d make the sleepers giggle Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap...I’d slippy and I’d slidey over everybody’s hidey Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud...I would ooey and I'd gooey.under everybody's shoey. Oh, I wish I were a little bitty orange..I'd go squirty, squirty, squirty, over everybody's shirty.

Oh I wish I was a fishy in a well...I’d go scooty scooty scooty, without even my swim suity Oh I wish I was a little tweety bird...I’d sit up on my steeple, and I’d doo-doo on the people

Hooray for Girl Scouts!

Hooray for Girl Scouts!

Hooray for Girl Scouts!

Someone in the stands yellin’!

Hooray for Girl Scouts!

1-2-3-4 who you gonna yell for

Girl Scouts that’s us.

She wears a G for generosity

She wears an I for interest too

She wears an R for real live

sportsmanship

She wears an L for loyalty for

loyalty!

She wears an S for her sincerity

She wears a C for courtesy

She wears an O-U-T for outdoor

life, outdoor life and that Girl

Scout is me!

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Jellyfish wrists together (echo) Chorus: The jellyfish the jellyfish the jellyfish goes wooo The jellyfish the jellyfish the jellyfish goes wooo wrists together (echo) elbows together (echo) Chorus wrists together (echo) elbows together (echo) knees together (echo) Chorus wrists together (echo) elbows together (echo) knees together (echo) Chorus wrists together (echo) elbows together (echo) knees together (echo) feet together (echo) Chorus wrists together (echo) elbows together (echo) knees together (echo) feet together (echo) head up (echo) Chorus wrists together (echo) elbows together (echo) knees together (echo) feet together (echo) head up (echo) bum out (echo) Chorus wrists together (echo) elbows together (echo)

knees together (echo) feet together (echo) head up (echo) bum out (echo) tongue out (echo) Chorus

My Rose she Died My Rose, she died. (echo) She died for love. (echo) Her lover, he died (echo) for sorrow. (echo) They buried them both (echo) in the old churchyard (echo) In graves both deep (echo) 'n narrow. (echo) An' up from hers'n (echo) there grewed a rose.(echo) An' up from his'n (echo) a briar.(echo) They clumbed and clumbed (echo) up the old church tower. (echo) The red rose and (echo) the BRIAR! (echo)

Moose Song There was a great big moose (echo) He liked to drink a lot of juice (echo) There was a great big moose(echo) He liked to drink a lot of juice (echo) Chorus: Singing Way-oh, way-oh (echo) Way-oh way-oh way-oh way-oh (echo) Way-oh, way-oh! (echo) Way-oh way-oh way-oh way-oh (echo) The moose's name was Fred (echo) He liked to drink his juice in bed (echo) The moose's name was Fred (echo) He liked to drink his juice in bed (echo) Chorus He drank his juice with care (echo) But he spilt it in his hair (echo) He drank his juice with care (echo) But he spilt it in his hair (echo) Chorus Now there’s a great big moose (echo) Full of Juice (echo) On the loose(echo) Chorus

Oyster stew One day I ordered an oyster stew alone tee hee alone One little oyster loomed in view alone tee hee alone He winked at and he blinked at me I’ve been in many a stew said he But don’t tell the chef that you saw me alone tee hee alone And maybe I’ll go to the junior prom alone tee hee alone And maybe I’ll sit by the chaperone alone tee hee alone And maybe somebody will wink at me and I will wink at them TEE HEE And then you will know that I won’t be alone tee hee alone Out the Window *sing the first couple lines of a nursery rhyme* … and we threw it out the window the window the second story window with a heave and a hoe and a mighty throw we threw it out the window *nursery rhymes continue* (nursery rhymes ideas: humpty dumpty, three blind mice, little miss muffet, itsy bitsy spider, do you know the muffin man, jack be nimble, hush little baby, there was an old lady who lived in a shoe, ba ba black sheep)

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Wiffer Woffer (Wipper Wopper) Chorus: I’m singin’ eenier meeinier and a miner moe Catch a wiffer woffer by the toe and if he hollers hollers don’t let him go I’m singing eenier meeinier and a miner moe Oh I’m walkin’ round the corner Doing little harm Along comes a policeman And grabs me by the arm Oh, he walks me round the corner Rings a little bell Along comes a wagon And knocks me in a cell Chorus Oh five o’clock next morning I look up on the wall The roaches and the bedbugs Were having a game of ball Oh, the score was six to nothing The roaches were a head The bedbugs hit a home run and knocked me out of bed Chorus oh, six o’clock in the morning the jailer comes around a piece of bread and coffee that weighed half a pound oh, the coffee tastes like tobacco juice the bread is hard and stale but that’s the way they treat the bums in the New York County jail Chorus I went downtown for breakfast

I ordered ham and eggs I ate so many pickles The juice ran down my legs I fell into the sewer And that is where I died They did not call it murder they call it sewer-cide Chorus I have a little sister Her name is suzzie que I put her in a bath tub To see what she could do She drank up all the water She ate up all the soap Then she tried to speak And the bubbles came up her throat Chorus Oh I have a little turtle His name is tiny tim I put him bathtub To see if he could swim He drank up all the water He ate up all the soap He tried to eat the bathtub But it wouldn’t fit down his throat Chorus My mother gave me a nickel My father gave me a dime My sister gave me a boyfriend Who kissed me all the time! My mom’s a secret agent My father is a spy And I’m the big mouth Who called the FBI Chorus

Four Little Sailors Four little sailors went out on a dory And traveled around the world one day. They came back with a pocket full of stories, Of people and places from far away. Stories of magic from far off China, Stories of pirates that crossed the Main, Stories of nights in Asia Minor, Stories of a love in the hills of Spain. All around the world they wandered Making friends where’ere they’d go, Telling tales from here to yonder, Sailing high and sailing low. Who can be these little sailors? Do you know these travelers four? Princesses and timeless tailors Will be their friends forever more. Chorus (sing twice): And the first one’s name was “Once Upon A Time” And the second one’s name was “Chapter Ten”, And the Third one’s name was “Happily Thereafter” The last one’s name was just “The End” Have you seen these four little friends? They are here for you and me.

Try and find them if you can And wonderous your reward will be. For they love throughout the ages, In our hearts and minds they dwell. They are found among the pages Of the books among the shelves. Chorus (twice) Peanut Butter and Jelly I remember the first time I saw you, Sitting in the cupboard with your other Jelly friends I saw grape, and Raspberry But you're Strawberry, and that's my favorite kind Chorus: Cuz you are sweet, and I am chunky, You're low fat, and well, I'm working on that, Cuz I'm Peanut Butter, and you're my Jelly, And we're so happy on our little piece of bread Please forgive me for My stint with Honey, I looked on the label and not what was inside Chorus

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Grandma's Feather Bed When I was a little-bitty boy, just up off the floor We used to go down to Grandma’s house, every month and or so. We’d have chicken pie, Country ham, homemade butter on the bread. But the best darn thing about Grandma’s house was a great big feather bed. Chorus: It was 9 feet high, and 6 feet wide, soft as a downy chick. It was made from the feathers of forty-leven geese, took a whole bolt of cloth for the tick. It’d hold 8 kids and 4 hound dogs and a piggy we’d stolen from the shed. We didn’t get much sleep but we had a lotta of fun on Grandma’s feather bed. After supper we’d sit around the fire, the old folks spit ‘n’ chew Pa would talk about the farm and the war Granny’s sing a ballad or two. Well I’d sit and listen, watch the fire, till the cobwebs filled my head. Next thing I know I’d wake up in the mornin’ in the middle of the old feather bed. Chorus

Well, I love my Ma, I love my Pa, I love Granny and Grandpa too. Been fishin’ with my Uncle, Wrestled with my cousin, I even kissed Aunt Lou...Ew! But if I ever had to make a choice, I guessed it oughtta be said. I’d trade ‘em all plus the gal down the road, for Grandma’s feather bed. Chorus Once a girl scout went to camp Once a girl scout went to camp Went to camp Went to bed without her lamp Without her lamp Saw a bedbug sitting in her bed and this is what the girl scout said girl scout said bedbug, bedbug go away go away I’m afraid you cannot stay, cannot stay For remember what the counselor said No two people in one bed in one bed Once a boy scout went to camp Went to camp Went to bed without his lamp Without his lamp Saw a bedbug sitting in his bed and this is what the boy scout said boy scout said ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Yodeling Once an Austrian went yodeling On a mountain so high When along came a kookaburra Interrupting his cry Yooo, yo de lay ki ki Yo de lay cou cou cou cou (Repeat and add corresponding sounds to the yodeling) Grizzly bear – grrrr Saber tooth – heh heh Dinosaur – uh uh Avalanche – shhh Camper – I gotta go to the bathroom Counselor – Take a buddy Yogi Bear I know someone you don’t know Yogi Yogi I know someone you don’t know Yogi Yogi Bear (X3) I know someone you don’t know Yogi Yogi bear Yogi has a little friend Boo-boo Boo-boo Yogi has a little friend Boo-boo Boo-boo bear (X3) Yogi has a little friend Boo-boo Boo-boo bear Yogi has a girlfriend Sydney Sydney Yogi has a girlfriend Sydney Sydney bear (X3) Yogi has a girlfriend Sydney Sydney bear Yogi has an enemy Ranger Ranger Yogi has an enemy Ranger Ranger Smith (X3)

Yogi has an enemy Ranger Ranger Smith They all live in JellyStone Jelly Jelly They all live in JellyStone Jelly Jelly Stone (X3) They all live in JellyStone Jelly Jelly Stone Tennessee wiggle walk I’m a bow legged chicken I’m a knocked kneed hen Haven’t been so happy since I don’t know when I walk with a wiggle and a giggle and a squawk Doin’ the Tennessee wiggle walk Put your knees together and your feet apart Snap your fingers ready to start Flap your elbows just for luck As you wiggle and you wobble like a baby duck Come dance with me honey keep toes in line haven’t been so happy in a long long time I walk with a wiggle and a giggle and a squawk Doin’ the Tennessee wiggle walk Doin’ the Tennessee wiggle walk

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Jimmy Brown Chorus: Singing’ hey la di da Hey la di di Oh li ot in oh And all the oxen free Oh I can run faster than Jimmy Brown I’m the king of the mountain And you’ll never get me down Run and jump and skip and fall You think you're tall but you're so small Mama calls for supper no more play, Soon comes tomorrow it'll be another day Chorus Up bright and early got a lot to do Gonna build a castle and go to the zoo And visit mother goose in storybook land Why does mommy hold my hand? Chorus I'm pretty old now five n a half Soon I’ll be like daddy and never laugh Cause when you're old you gotta be strong You're not a child for very long Chorus I'm full grown now on my own Oh how I wish I could go back home And play all day with my old friends Why does childhood have to end? Chorus

Kookaburra Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree Merry, merry king of the bush is he Laugh, Kookaburra! Laugh! Gay your life must be Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree Eating all the gumdrops he can see Stop, Kookaburra! Stop! Leave some there for me Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree Counting all the monkeys he can see Stop, Kookaburra! Stop! That's not a monkey that's me Kookaburra sits on a rusty nail Gets a boo-boo in his tail Cry, Kookaburra! Cry! Oh how life can be Kookaburra sits on a telephone wire Jumping up and down ‘cuse his tail’s on fire Cry, Kookaburra! Cry! You are going to expire! Kookaburra sits on the railroad tracks, Better watch out or he’ll be flat! Run Kookaburra! Run! Uh-Oh! Watch out! Splat!

Magic When I was young I thought the stars were made for wishing on And every hole deep in a tree might hide a leprechaun Old houses all had secret rooms, if you could find the key I do believe in magic, I believe Chorus: Magic is the sun that makes a rainbow out of rain Magic keeps the dream alive to try and try again Magic is the love that stays when good friends have to leave I do believe in magic, I believe Growing up the grown-ups said someday I'd wake to find That magic's just a childhood dream I'd have to leave behind Like clothes that would no longer fit and toys that I'd ignore I'd not believe in magic anymore Chorus Now that I am grown I found that much to my surprise Magic did not fade away, it took a new disguise A child, a friend, a smile, a song, the courage to stand tall I do believe in magic, after all Chorus (last line change): I do believe in magic, love’s the greatest magic I do believe in magic, I believe

On Ilkley Mooar baht’at where have you been since I saw thee, I saw thee On Ilkley Mooar baht’at Where have you been since I saw thee? Where have you been since I saw thee? On Ilkley Mooar baht’at On Ilkley Mooar baht’at On Ilkley Mooar baht’at (Repeat with the following lines in place of “where have you been since I saw thee”) I’ve been a courting Mary Jane…. Then thee shall catch thy death by cold… Then we shall have to bury thee… Then worms will come and eat thee up… Then ducks will shall come and eat the worms… Then we will have to eat the ducks… Then we will all have eaten you… That’s where we get our own back… There is a moral to this tale… Don’t go a courting Mary Jane...

Music Alone Shall Live All things under the sky shall perish from under the sky Music alone shall live music alone shall live Music alone shall live never to die

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Penguin song Have you ever seen A penguin drinking tea? When you look at me A penguin you will see! PENGUINS ATTENTION! PENGUINS BEGIN! Add the following commands with actions. Each time you call out a new command, you add it to the existing motions. Right arm (Flap right arm) Left arm (Flap left arm) Right Foot (Kick right foot) Left Foot (Kick left foot) Bob your head (bob your head...) Turn around (turn in a circle) Stick out your tongue (stick out your tongue and sing song) At the end... PENGUINS ATTENTION! PENGUINS DISMISSED! Rattlin’ bog Chorus: hey, ho rattlin bog, way down in the valley oh hey, ho rattlin bog, way down in the valley oh And in that bog there was a tree, a rare tree, a rattlin tree With the tree in the bog and the bog down in the valley oh And on that tree there was a branch a rare branch a rattlin branch With the branch on the tree and

the tree and on the bog and the bog down in the valley oh Chorus add the following in succession: limb twig nest egg bird wing feather fly flea whale! The day I went to sea When I was one* I sucked my thumb* The day I went to sea, I jumped aboard a pirate ship and the captain said to me we’re going this way that way forward backward over the Irish sea a juicy plum to warm my tum and that’s the life for me *repeat with numbers 2-10 and shout out something that rhymes with that number in place of “sucked my thumb”

On the Loose Have you ever seen the sunset turn the sky completely red? Have you slept beneath the moon and stars a pine bough for your head? Have you ever sat and talked with friends, though a word was never said? Then you're like me and you've been on the loose. Chorus: On the loose to climb a mountain, On the loose to where I’m free. On the loose to live my life, The way I think my life should be. For I've only have a moment, And a whole world left to see I’ll be looking for tomorrow, on the loose. There's a trail that I've been hiking Just to see where it might go. Many places yet to visit, Many people yet to know. So in following my dreams, I will live and I will grow, On a trail that’s waiting out there on the loose. Chorus So in search of love and laughter, I’m travelling through this land. Never sure of where I'm going, For I haven't any plan. So in time when you are ready,

Come and join me, take my hand. And together we'll find life, out on the loose! Chorus As I sit and watch the sunset and the daylight slowly fades I’ll be thinking about tomorrow and the friendships that I’ve made I will treasure them for always and I hope you’ll do the same and forever we’ll share life out on the loose. Chorus

Short Necked Buzzards

3 short necked buzzards rawr

3 short necked buzzards rawr

3 short necked bu-zzar-ds

Sitting in a dead tree

Ohhhhh look one has flown

aaaaway what aaa shame

shucks

(count down to 0)

Ohhhh look one has rrrreturned

let us rrrrrejoice

1 short necked buzzards rawr

1 short necked buzzards rawr

1 short necked bu-zzar-ds

Sitting in a dead tree

(count up to 3)

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Sing me a Rainbow Chorus: Sing me a rainbow paint me a dream Show me a world that I’ve never seen Whisper a sunset and when you do You’ll know how I feel I say you’ll know how I feel You’ll know how I feel when I’m with you ...walked into my life on such an ordinary day But ever since you came it’s been extraordinary since you came my way. here’s nothing in this world that I can’t do As long as you continue to.. Chorus You brought something special to a life that was so plain Feelings that you turned me onto I just can’t explain Something happens when I’m with you And’ I just can’t wait to hear you... Chorus

Song of the Soul Love of my life I am crying I am not dying, I am dancing Dancing along in the madness There is no sadness Only the song of the soul chorus: And we'll sing this song Why don't you sing along Then we can sing for a long, long time Why don't you sing this song Then we can sing along Then we can sing for a long, long time What do you do for a living Are you forgiving, giving shelter Follow your heart, love will find you Truth will unbind you Seek out a song of the soul chorus Come to your life like a warrior Nothing will bore yer, you can be happy Let in the light, it will heal you And you can feel you Sing out a song of the soul chorus Love of my life I am crying I am not dying, I am dancing Dancing along in the madness There is no sadness Only the song of the soul

Shooting Star Please won’t you catch a shooting star for me and take it with you on your way. Though it seems we’ve just met You’re the ones we won’t forget Your in our hearts, you’re here to stay. Chorus And we were thinking maybe somewhere later down the road after all our stories have been told we’d sit and think of you the dear friends we once knew shot through our lives like a shooting star Somewhere we know That a part of you will show. Within our eyes or in our smiles ‘Cause we’ll never be apart you’ll always be inside our hearts. we’ll know just when to let it go Chorus You are our friends, Oh you the light of the shining stars you brighten each and every day you are so dear but soon you’ll be so far so why not shine your light today Chorus

Spider’s Web Chorus: It’s a web like a spiders web made of silk and light and shadow spun by the moon in my room at night it’s a web made to catch a dream hold it tight till I awaken as if to tell me that dream is alright Down in the valley there’s a mission by the old oak tree near the mission there’s a fountain where my love told me Chorus On the evening, I was leaving, when my love dreamt of me, I was sleeping, she was weeping, when she said to me, Chorus I met a stranger his name was Danger we rode side by side way down in Santa Fe I killed a man they say Danger told me ride Chorus And now if I return they will hang me from the old oak tree down by the mission down by the fountain where my love told me Chorus

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Today Chorus: Today, while the blossoms Still cling to the vine. I’ll taste your strawberries, I’ll drink your sweet wine. A million tomorrows shall All pass away. ‘Ere I forgot all the joys That are mine today. Well I’ll be a dandy and I’ll be a rover You’ll know who I am By the song that I sing. I’ll feast at your table, I’ll sleep in your clover. Who cares what tomorrow will bring. Chorus I can’t be contented with Yesterday’s glories. I can’t live on promises Winter to Spring. Today is my moment And now is my story I’ll laugh and I’ll cry and I’ll sing. Chorus

Cup Song I got my ticket for the long way round Two bottles of whiskey for the way And I sure would like some sweet company And I'm leaving tomorrow, what do you say Chorus: When I'm gone When I'm gone You're gonna miss me when I'm gone You're gonna miss me by my hair You're gonna miss me everywhere, oh You're gonna miss me when I'm gone When I'm gone When I'm gone You're gonna miss me when I'm gone You're gonna miss me by my walk You're gonna miss me talk, oh You're gonna miss me when I'm gone I got my ticket for the long way round The one with the prettiest of views It's got mountains It's got rivers It's got sights to give you shivers But it sure would be prettier with you Chorus

Bamboo You take a stick of bamboo, You take a stick of bamboo You take a stick of bamboo You throw it in the water Ah-ah ah-ah Haannaaaah (repeat this verse) Chorus: River, she come down river, she come down you travel on the river you travel on the river you travel on the river You travel on the water Ah-ah ah-ah Haannaaaah (repeat this verse) Chorus My home’s across the river my home’s across the river my home’s across the river You home’s across the water Ah-ah ah-ah Haannaaaah (repeat this verse) Chorus Canoe round my paddle’s keen and bright flashing like silver. follow the wild goose flight dip, dip, and swing. dip, dip, and swing her back flashing like silver follow the wild goose track dip, dip, and swing.

Land of Oden

Can be sung with Bamboo

In the land of Oden

There stands a mountain

One thousand miles in the air

From edge to edge

This mountain measures

One thousand miles square

A little bird comes a wingin’

Once every million years or so

Sharpens his beak on the

mountain

And then he swiftly disappears

And thus this mountain

Has worn away

And till eternity remains but one

single day

(repeat first verse)

White Coral Bells White coral bells Upon a slender stalk lilies of the valley deck my garden walk. Oh how I wish That you could hear them ring but that will happen only when fairies sing.

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Ah Poor Bird ah poor bird take thy flight high above the shadows of this dark night Rose Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose will I ever see thee wed? I will marry at thy will Sire, at thy will ding, dong, ding, dong wedding bells on an April morning carve our names on a moss covered stone moss covered stone Nobody Home hey, ho nobody home no meat nor drink nor money have I none yet will I be merry hey, ho, nobody home A Volga Boatman Chorus: A yo heave ho, a yo heave ho, pull once more boys, pull once more (Repeat chorus) see the birches drawing nigh burly birches drawing nigh hidedda hida, hidedda hida pull once more boys pull once more Chorus

Yubelate deo Yubelata deo, Yubelate deo Alleluia Scalloped potatoes You haven't been eating scalloped potatoes for 3 days … like we have

Shooting Star........................................2 Short necked buzzards.......................40 Sing me a rainbow..............................41 Something in my pocket………...........20 Song of the Soul.................................41 Spiders Web.........................................2 Squirrelly.............................................25 Super California Surfer.......................24 Sweet cream soda pop.......................17 Tennessee wiggle walk.......................38 There are no bananas in the sky........25 There are no parinas in the Tolt..........25 Today....................................................1 Twinkie song.........................................9 A Volga Boatman................................43 Waddle lee ah cha................................9 We come from the mountain...............35 White coral bells.................................42 Wiffer woffer (wipper wopper).............37 Yodeling..............................................38 Yogi Bear............................................38 Yubelate deo.......................................43 Rounds and Canons…….42-43

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Table of Contents Aardvark.............................................23 Ah poor bird........................................43 Airplane...............................................19 Alive, awake, alert, enthusiastic!........................................22 Alligator...............................................18 Anne Marie and John Pierre...............26 Announcements……….……….…...…21 Awkward turtle....................................35 Baby bumble bee................................34 Baby shark..........................................20 Bamboo..............................................42 Banana slug........................................15 Banana song.......................................23 Banjo...................................................15 Barges…………………………………..16 Bazooka bubble gum..........................28 Bear song...........................................28 Beaver song........................................29 Black socks.........................................29 Blowing in the Wind............................12 Boom chick-a-boom............................27 Brownie Smile Song...........................20 Buffalo (introducing song)...................27 Bug juice.............................................14 By The Light of my Scout Flashlight...25 Cabin in the woods.............................19 Camp counselor..................................11 Canoe round.......................................42 Charlotte's town..................................22 Cheerio song......................................11 Chicago Fire.......................................11 Colors.................................................19 Cup song..............................................1 The day I went to sea...........................3 Dead, asleep, asleep, and overly sarcastic………………………………..22 Donut shop.........................................14 Down by the river side........................25 Dry bones...........................................34 Duck girl..............................................32 Each Campfire Lights Anew...............25 Elevator operator................................29 Flea.....................................................32 Flicker.................................................12 Four little sailors....................................6 Frog....................................................33 Girl Scouts together............................34 Good morn’ birds................................35 Grandma's feather bed.........................5

Hello Mother Hello Father...................10 Herman the worm...............................33 Highland goat......................................35 Hippo song..........................................13 Hooray for Girl Scouts!.........................8 Hot dogs.............................................10 I love the mountains..............................9 I wish I was...........................................8 I’m a nut..............................................17 Jellyfish.................................................7 Jimmy Brown......................................39 Keep on the sunny side......................35 Kookaburra.........................................39 Land of Oden......................................42 Let me see your funky chicken...........27 Linger....................................................9 Little pile of tin.....................................17 Little red wagon..................................27 Llama song.........................................18 Magic....................................................4 Make new friends................................24 Mama’s soup surprise.........................24 Moose song........................................36 Murray the rabbit boy..........................26 Music alone shall live ...........................4 My dog lima........................................26 My Rose She Died……………….……..6 Nobody Home.....................................43 On Iilkley mooar baht’at........................4 On the Loose......................................40 Once a girl scout went to camp............5 Out the window...................................36 Oyster stew.........................................36 Peanut................................................32 Peanutbutter and Jelly..........................6 Penguin song........................................3 Percy the Pale Faced Polar Bear…....26 Pizza Hut............................................22 Princess Pat........................................31 Prunes................................................19 Puff the Magic Dragon........................13 Purple lights........................................31 Raisin song.........................................19 A Ram Sam Sam................................22 Rattlin’ bog............................................3 Rice Crispy.........................................14 Rose...................................................43 Sardines..............................................30 Scalloped Potatoes.............................43 Shark song..........................................20 She sat on a hillside............................30

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