The course of true love The course of true love never did run smoothly, never did run smoothly,

as these real life as these real life embittered epistles embittered epistles

reveal…. Take note!!reveal…. Take note!!

BEAUTIFUL GIRL BEAUTIFUL GIRL LOOKING FOR LOOKING FOR

WEALTHY PARTNERWEALTHY PARTNERClick to advance…Click to advance…

I am tired of beating about the bush. I’m a I am tired of beating about the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly so) 25 year old beautiful (spectacularly so) 25 year old woman. I’m articulate and classy. I’m looking woman. I’m articulate and classy. I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, half a million a year. I know how that sounds,

but bear in mind that a but bear in mind that a million a year is now very million a year is now very common, so I don’t think common, so I don’t think I’m over-reaching. I’m over-reaching. I’ve dated a businessman I’ve dated a businessman who makes on average who makes on average $250,000 but that’s where $250,000 but that’s where I hit a roadblock: 250K I hit a roadblock: 250K won’t get me to glitzy won’t get me to glitzy Hollywood. Hollywood. I know a woman in my I know a woman in my yoga class who is married yoga class who is married to an investment banker to an investment banker and she is not as pretty as I and she is not as pretty as I am, nor is she a genius . So am, nor is she a genius . So what’s she doing right? what’s she doing right? How do I get to her level?How do I get to her level?

Where do you single rich men hang Where do you single rich men hang out? Specifics, please – bars, out? Specifics, please – bars, restaurants, gyms, etc…restaurants, gyms, etc…

What are you looking What are you looking for? Be honest guys: you for? Be honest guys: you won’t hurt my feelings.won’t hurt my feelings.

Is there an average range Is there an average range that I should target, (I am that I should target, (I am 25)?25)?

Jobs I should look out Jobs I should look out for? Lawyer, Investment for? Lawyer, Investment Banker, Doctor? How Banker, Doctor? How much do these guys much do these guys really make and where really make and where do I find them?do I find them?

How do you decide on How do you decide on marriage versus just a marriage versus just a girlfriend? I am looking girlfriend? I am looking for marriage only.for marriage only.

Please hold the insults, most Please hold the insults, most beautiful women are beautiful women are superficial; at least I am superficial; at least I am being upfrontbeing upfront

I wouldn’t be I wouldn’t be searching for searching for these kinds of these kinds of guys if I couldn’t guys if I couldn’t match them in match them in looks, looks, sophistication, sophistication, culture and culture and keeping a nice keeping a nice home and home and hearth. hearth.

I read your posting I read your posting with interest and with interest and thought about your thought about your dilemma. Here’s dilemma. Here’s my analysis (and I my analysis (and I am not wasting am not wasting youryourtime – I am a guy who fits that bill; that time – I am a guy who fits that bill; that is I make more than a million dollars a is I make more than a million dollars a year). year). Your offer, from the perspective of a guy Your offer, from the perspective of a guy like me, is just a business deal. What you like me, is just a business deal. What you suggest is just a simple trade: you bring suggest is just a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring the your looks to the party and I bring the money. money.

Fine, simple. But Fine, simple. But here’s the rub: here’s the rub: your looks will your looks will fade whilst my fade whilst my money will money will probably continue probably continue to perpetuity.to perpetuity.

In fact it’s likely that my income will In fact it’s likely that my income will increase, but it’s an absolutely certainty increase, but it’s an absolutely certainty that you won’t get any more beautiful! that you won’t get any more beautiful! So, in economic terms you are a So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset whilst I’m a growing depreciating asset whilst I’m a growing asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset - your depreciation accelerates!asset - your depreciation accelerates!

You are 25 now You are 25 now and will probably and will probably stay hot for the stay hot for the next 5 years, but next 5 years, but less so each year. less so each year. Then the fade Then the fade begins in earnest.begins in earnest.

By 35, stick a fork in you, you’re done!By 35, stick a fork in you, you’re done!In NYSE terms In NYSE terms (New York Stock Exchange) (New York Stock Exchange) you you are a ‘trading position’ not a ‘buy & are a ‘trading position’ not a ‘buy & hold’ hence the rub…. marriage. It hold’ hence the rub…. marriage. It doesn’t make business sense to ‘buy doesn’t make business sense to ‘buy you’ (which is what you are asking), so I you’ (which is what you are asking), so I did rather lease.did rather lease.

Lest you think me Lest you think me cruel, I add this: if cruel, I add this: if my money were to my money were to vanish, so would vanish, so would you , so when your you , so when your beauty fades, I beauty fades, I need an out. Thus aneed an out. Thus a

deal that makes sense is dating not deal that makes sense is dating not marriage.marriage.I have learnt about efficient markets, so I I have learnt about efficient markets, so I wonder why a girl as ‘spectacularly wonder why a girl as ‘spectacularly beautiful’ … articulate and classy as you beautiful’ … articulate and classy as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. has been unable to find your sugar daddy. If you’re so gorgeous, it’s hard to believe If you’re so gorgeous, it’s hard to believe that One Million dollars hasn’t found you, that One Million dollars hasn’t found you, if only for a try-out.if only for a try-out.

You could always You could always make your own make your own money, then we money, then we wouldn’t need to wouldn’t need to have this insertion have this insertion in the local paper. in the local paper. I hope this helps.I hope this helps.

If you want to If you want to enter some sort of enter some sort of lease let me know.lease let me know.

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