27752474 democratic lieutenant governor nomination
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Democratic Lieutenant
Governor NominationAll are welcome to submit their names and background information for
consideration.
Instructions: Please fill out this form and attach it to an e-mail to
[email protected]. You may also attach a separate resume and any background
information you believe may be relevant.
First name: North
Middle name/initial: by
Last name: Northwestern
Birth date: Summer, 2006
Address at which you are registered to vote:
Street: 1845 Sheridan Road
Apt/Suite: Fisk Hall, Room B11 (but not on Friday or Saturday nights)
City: Evanston
Zip: 60208
Mailing address:
Street: 1845 Sheridan Road
Apt/Suite: Fisk Hall, Room B11 (again, not always)
City: Evanston
Zip: 60208
Office phone: 847-834-9NBN
Home phone: Our office is our home.
Cell phone: We dont have the money to buy one.
Fax: Not sure what that is, but heres our twitter!
http://www.twitter.com/nbn_tweets
Email: [email protected]
Website: http://www.northbynorthwestern.com
Additional questions:
1. Why are you a Democrat?
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As a member of the media, we are obligated to maintain an explicit liberal
bias in all the work we publish. That being said, the Democrat Party most
clearly identifies with our own political agenda. Whether it be stripping guns
and constitutional rights from Chicagoans or taking kickbacks from Big
Pharma to manipulate the healthcare system, we are firmly committed to
being a keystone of the liberal media elite. Reporting objectively withcomplete impartiality would be a disgrace to the great pillars upon which
journalism stands. Really though, its because David Tuber is our only
conservative writer.
And besides, whos ever heard of a good piece of elephant?
2. Have you previously held elected office? If so, which one(s)?
Amidst our politics staff, we have a plethora of worthy candidates who have
been elected to many prestigious offices. Examples include and are not
limited to:
a. Multiple high school class and club presidents
One assistant editor even beat out high school quarterback AND the
junior prom king!
Before being removed from office, another writer was elected Co-Vice
President of her National Honor Society.
b. Various lower-tier leadership positions in campus fraternities and
sororities
A former editor narrowly defeated, no confidence to be song leader
of her sorority.
One writer was unanimously chosen to perform Risk Management for 7
weeks in a row.
3. What do you believe are the greatest challenges facing the State of
Illinois and areas of greatest opportunity?
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a. Illinois is losing to Wisconsin when it comes to tourism. Lets face it, we
need hills. Lets take the money were putting into inner-city schools and
use it to construct massive hills, nay, mountains in the middle of the state
to put our tourism sector on steroids and jump start our states economy.
Hell, Northwestern made a lake in a lake. If they can do that with a school
of engineers, Im sure we can do that with a state legislature full of openlycorrupt, non-term limited, and non-publically financed lawmakers.
b. Also, not being able to bike on Evanston sidewalks.
4. What strengths would you bring to the ticket?
Our combined attractiveness is marginally higher than Scott Lee Cohens or
Tammy Duckworths. Additionally, aside from fabricating interviews,
misquoting sources, and wire-tapping theDaily Northwestern,
we have neverdone anything unethical. No compromising photos of us exist on the internet,
and we can provide a birth certificate upon request.
We can provide 30-40 articles a week, a sharp sense of sarcasm and more
knowledge on the banking system than probably the rest of the Illinois
Democratic Party.
And Aubrey Blanche can squat 140 lbs.
5. Please list any organizations or elected officials that have endorsed
your candidacy for lieutenant governor.
"I am pleased to join many Illinoisans who are excited and proud to support"
"North... [by]...Northwestern" Rod Blagojevich
Paid for by the Democratic Party of Illinois.
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