25 best majors for surviving the zombie apocalypse
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The 25 Best Majors for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
When the Zombie Apocalypse finally arrivesany hope for the survival of our species
will depend on your choice of college major
As a prospective or current college studentyou stand a good chance of being among the living
shouldering the unenviable burdenof rescuing and rebuilding civilization
COLLEGE CAREER
The biological science which studies patterns of infection and attempts to trace infectious agents to their points of origin
Identifying a cure for the zombie virus must also be a top priority
You shouldAvoid being bitten by a
zombieAvoid sharing your cola with
a zombie andAvoid romantic relations with
a zombie
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Unlike the undead yoursquoll have a background in tactical movement urban combat defensive positioning offensive maneuvering and discipline within a chain of command
You will teach hand-to-hand combat weapons use tactical engagement and personal discipline
You will not waste time taking names You will take heads
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Closely related to agriculture though a bit more ldquoromanticrdquo in nature
Chickens cows pigs sheep and goats donrsquot just farm themselves Your skills in animal husbandry will make you a useful and rare commodity
Probably not well-suited for the vegan temperament A stock of live animals will become a sustainable source of food that isnrsquot people
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You may well benefit from a fusion-powered armor-plated all-terrain vehicle able to deploy lethal force traverse zombie hordes sans impediment and withstand a military-grade blast from above or below Without this degreehellip Forget about it
Your knowledge of aerodynamics and robotics could be invaluable if your community ever intends to use unmanned drone technology to conduct reconnaissance warfare or recreational airborne battlebottournaments
Only you can reliably transform an ice-cream truck into a combat-ready assault wagon
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Both zombies AND humans get really cranky when hungry However only humans require a balanced nutritional strategy
You will be skilled in the preparation preservation distribution and rationing of food
Presentation wonrsquot really matter
A refined set of knife skills will prove handy both in the kitchen and when repelling zombies
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WE PICKED 25 MAJORS
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When the Zombie Apocalypse finally arrivesany hope for the survival of our species
will depend on your choice of college major
As a prospective or current college studentyou stand a good chance of being among the living
shouldering the unenviable burdenof rescuing and rebuilding civilization
COLLEGE CAREER
The biological science which studies patterns of infection and attempts to trace infectious agents to their points of origin
Identifying a cure for the zombie virus must also be a top priority
You shouldAvoid being bitten by a
zombieAvoid sharing your cola with
a zombie andAvoid romantic relations with
a zombie
bit l ycom
Unlike the undead yoursquoll have a background in tactical movement urban combat defensive positioning offensive maneuvering and discipline within a chain of command
You will teach hand-to-hand combat weapons use tactical engagement and personal discipline
You will not waste time taking names You will take heads
bit l ycom
Closely related to agriculture though a bit more ldquoromanticrdquo in nature
Chickens cows pigs sheep and goats donrsquot just farm themselves Your skills in animal husbandry will make you a useful and rare commodity
Probably not well-suited for the vegan temperament A stock of live animals will become a sustainable source of food that isnrsquot people
bit l ycom
You may well benefit from a fusion-powered armor-plated all-terrain vehicle able to deploy lethal force traverse zombie hordes sans impediment and withstand a military-grade blast from above or below Without this degreehellip Forget about it
Your knowledge of aerodynamics and robotics could be invaluable if your community ever intends to use unmanned drone technology to conduct reconnaissance warfare or recreational airborne battlebottournaments
Only you can reliably transform an ice-cream truck into a combat-ready assault wagon
bit l ycom
Both zombies AND humans get really cranky when hungry However only humans require a balanced nutritional strategy
You will be skilled in the preparation preservation distribution and rationing of food
Presentation wonrsquot really matter
A refined set of knife skills will prove handy both in the kitchen and when repelling zombies
bit l ycom
WE PICKED 25 MAJORS
bit l ycom
The biological science which studies patterns of infection and attempts to trace infectious agents to their points of origin
Identifying a cure for the zombie virus must also be a top priority
You shouldAvoid being bitten by a
zombieAvoid sharing your cola with
a zombie andAvoid romantic relations with
a zombie
bit l ycom
Unlike the undead yoursquoll have a background in tactical movement urban combat defensive positioning offensive maneuvering and discipline within a chain of command
You will teach hand-to-hand combat weapons use tactical engagement and personal discipline
You will not waste time taking names You will take heads
bit l ycom
Closely related to agriculture though a bit more ldquoromanticrdquo in nature
Chickens cows pigs sheep and goats donrsquot just farm themselves Your skills in animal husbandry will make you a useful and rare commodity
Probably not well-suited for the vegan temperament A stock of live animals will become a sustainable source of food that isnrsquot people
bit l ycom
You may well benefit from a fusion-powered armor-plated all-terrain vehicle able to deploy lethal force traverse zombie hordes sans impediment and withstand a military-grade blast from above or below Without this degreehellip Forget about it
Your knowledge of aerodynamics and robotics could be invaluable if your community ever intends to use unmanned drone technology to conduct reconnaissance warfare or recreational airborne battlebottournaments
Only you can reliably transform an ice-cream truck into a combat-ready assault wagon
bit l ycom
Both zombies AND humans get really cranky when hungry However only humans require a balanced nutritional strategy
You will be skilled in the preparation preservation distribution and rationing of food
Presentation wonrsquot really matter
A refined set of knife skills will prove handy both in the kitchen and when repelling zombies
bit l ycom
WE PICKED 25 MAJORS
bit l ycom
Unlike the undead yoursquoll have a background in tactical movement urban combat defensive positioning offensive maneuvering and discipline within a chain of command
You will teach hand-to-hand combat weapons use tactical engagement and personal discipline
You will not waste time taking names You will take heads
bit l ycom
Closely related to agriculture though a bit more ldquoromanticrdquo in nature
Chickens cows pigs sheep and goats donrsquot just farm themselves Your skills in animal husbandry will make you a useful and rare commodity
Probably not well-suited for the vegan temperament A stock of live animals will become a sustainable source of food that isnrsquot people
bit l ycom
You may well benefit from a fusion-powered armor-plated all-terrain vehicle able to deploy lethal force traverse zombie hordes sans impediment and withstand a military-grade blast from above or below Without this degreehellip Forget about it
Your knowledge of aerodynamics and robotics could be invaluable if your community ever intends to use unmanned drone technology to conduct reconnaissance warfare or recreational airborne battlebottournaments
Only you can reliably transform an ice-cream truck into a combat-ready assault wagon
bit l ycom
Both zombies AND humans get really cranky when hungry However only humans require a balanced nutritional strategy
You will be skilled in the preparation preservation distribution and rationing of food
Presentation wonrsquot really matter
A refined set of knife skills will prove handy both in the kitchen and when repelling zombies
bit l ycom
WE PICKED 25 MAJORS
bit l ycom
Closely related to agriculture though a bit more ldquoromanticrdquo in nature
Chickens cows pigs sheep and goats donrsquot just farm themselves Your skills in animal husbandry will make you a useful and rare commodity
Probably not well-suited for the vegan temperament A stock of live animals will become a sustainable source of food that isnrsquot people
bit l ycom
You may well benefit from a fusion-powered armor-plated all-terrain vehicle able to deploy lethal force traverse zombie hordes sans impediment and withstand a military-grade blast from above or below Without this degreehellip Forget about it
Your knowledge of aerodynamics and robotics could be invaluable if your community ever intends to use unmanned drone technology to conduct reconnaissance warfare or recreational airborne battlebottournaments
Only you can reliably transform an ice-cream truck into a combat-ready assault wagon
bit l ycom
Both zombies AND humans get really cranky when hungry However only humans require a balanced nutritional strategy
You will be skilled in the preparation preservation distribution and rationing of food
Presentation wonrsquot really matter
A refined set of knife skills will prove handy both in the kitchen and when repelling zombies
bit l ycom
WE PICKED 25 MAJORS
bit l ycom
You may well benefit from a fusion-powered armor-plated all-terrain vehicle able to deploy lethal force traverse zombie hordes sans impediment and withstand a military-grade blast from above or below Without this degreehellip Forget about it
Your knowledge of aerodynamics and robotics could be invaluable if your community ever intends to use unmanned drone technology to conduct reconnaissance warfare or recreational airborne battlebottournaments
Only you can reliably transform an ice-cream truck into a combat-ready assault wagon
bit l ycom
Both zombies AND humans get really cranky when hungry However only humans require a balanced nutritional strategy
You will be skilled in the preparation preservation distribution and rationing of food
Presentation wonrsquot really matter
A refined set of knife skills will prove handy both in the kitchen and when repelling zombies
bit l ycom
WE PICKED 25 MAJORS
bit l ycom
Both zombies AND humans get really cranky when hungry However only humans require a balanced nutritional strategy
You will be skilled in the preparation preservation distribution and rationing of food
Presentation wonrsquot really matter
A refined set of knife skills will prove handy both in the kitchen and when repelling zombies
bit l ycom
WE PICKED 25 MAJORS
bit l ycom
WE PICKED 25 MAJORS
bit l ycom