PETER’S PROCS a SEMI-OCCASIONAL PUBLICATION OF

pETER lEBECK cHAPTER 1866

By

Dale “Top” Turner, XNGH, Proctologist

In Training

Spring Doins’ CAMP HAMILTON - Bakersfield It’s that time again to kiss the Widder goodbye and pack up your Clampout gear and come join us for the Spring Doins’ at Camp Hamilton located in Bakersfield. The Clampout will start on Thursday, April 30, 2020 at 12 noon for those of you who don’t work or who can call in sick to work or just play hooky. We hope that you will enjoy this unique oasis dedicated to all Military Veterans , and families started by retired Marine Master Gunnery Sergeant Glenn Denton, USMC. Master Guns Glenn Denton is also a Clamper. He was recruited by PXL some 25+ years ago while on Recruiting Duty in Bakersfield. The Vietnam style bunker will bring back memories for those who served in coun-try while a POW tower will remind us all of those who are still missing or captive. The CROW Bar named for Leland “Crow” Crawford the 9th Sergeant Major of the United States Marine Corps will provide our ECV brothers a place to gather and socialize. But!, be mindful of the Goats. You don’t want to be the one to meet the GOAT or GOATS. Leave that to the PBC’s. REMEMBER, PXL’s Doin’s are free to active members of our armed services. Just show your active duty ID. So what do we ask of you who aren’t active military? $65 American. Unless you’re a PBC, in which case it would be $75, and a bargain at twice the price. So mail your rub by April 24 , or use our website’s Paypal link. But either way your dust must be in our hands by April 24th or you’ll pay $15 more and be bringing up the rear at the chow line. Speaking of Chow, this Clampout you will have a choice of Steak or Chicken for Saturday night. Be sure to mark your choice on your Registration Form. Remember, our famous feedbag goes on Friday night, and continues though Saturday night. For those arriving on Thursday, you are on your own for CHOW. Also, you’ll want to join the Humbug on Friday on or about 5:03 PM for his “Meet and Greet”. Something new will happen this Clampout. A few members will com-pete in a BBQ/Chili Cook Off. Their fixins’ will be judged by their fellow Clampers. You’ll vote with a Poker Chip provided by our own Humbug Mark “Pokey” Crawford. Anyone can compete just bring your specialty to enter and share. The Gray Beards, Humbug and his staff look forward to seeing you at the Doins’

Grand Council 2020 Grand Council is scheduled for May 15-17 in Sonora, California. The Chapter will be represented by Noble Grand Humbug Mark “Pokey Crawford, Vice NGH Kevn “No Eye” Horton along with several of our XNGH’s.

HAWKER’S HACKUPS Hawkmeister Kevn “No-Eye” Horton has added over 200 new patches and pins to the PXL Store inventory. Bring plenty of Gold Dust or your plastic. If you can’t wait for the Doins’ twice a year to purchase patches, pins and stuff the PXL Store id set up at the Saturday Clamper Get Away the first Saturday of every month at the Santa Clarita Elks Lodge #2379 located at 17766 Sierra Highway, Canyon Country 91351 , unless it rains or the Hawker is busy else-where..

2020 SPRING EVENT SHIRTS If you want an event shirt for the upcoming Clampout go to the following link:

http://www.rfocuscompany.com/sr/1568464 and order and pay for your shirt on that link. It’s that easy and your shirt will be waiting for you at the PXL Store when you get to the Clampout. Available in both Short and Long Sleeve

CURRENTLY THE SPRING SHIRT IS BEING DESIGNED. AN EMAIL WILL BE SENT OUT WHEN IT IS AVAILABLE

TO BE VIEWED, ORDERED AND PAID FOR.

VISIT THE SITE More Shirts Available on the above Link

Be sure to visit the PXL Store at the Spring Doins’s and check out the new

Patches and Pins.

2020 OFF TO A GREAT START The Widders Ball was a success. For those who arrived on Friday we gathered at the Borken Yolk for a private dinner. The Café was closed to the public , we had a great time and are looking to do it again next year. As for the Widders Ball gambling was the theme. Casino tables were set up and the chips and drinks flowed throughout the evening.

A duel plaquing with Platrix was held in Acton at the Acton Cemetery followed by a Red Shirt Invasion and Watering Hole dedication at the 49er Saloon in Acton. See next page for more. Spring will take us to Camp Hamilton located in the Northern end of Bak-ersfield. We think all the ECV Bothers will find this Clampsite most Satis-factory. The below schedule will give you a quick overview of what awaits you for Clamping year 6025

BUT MOST ESPECIALLY FOR… There is a women’s shelter in Bakersfield to which Peter Lebeck Chapter has been do-nating for many years. We’ve been providing residents with personal care items that they otherwise wouldn’t have. Things like shampoo, powder, hair conditioner, disposable ra-zors, body lotion, etc. give these ladies a sense of worth and dignity. Toys and learning supplies (pencils, crayons, construction paper and the like) also allow the kids some semblance of a childhood. Through no fault of their own, these dispos-sessed families can certainly use a bit of kindness. Remember the oath you took when you joined this band of miscreant malefactors and help us take care of the Widders and Orphans. But especially the Widders.

DON’T BE AFRAID TO PITCH IN AND HELP While we strive mightily to ensure that everyone gets fed well and has an awesome time, what would make it even better is if everyone pitches in when it’s time to make or break camp. It is true that many hands make light work, but even truer is the fact that the more quickly we get things set up, the more time we have for doing what we came to do –

have fun. So please don’t be shy about lending a hand .

Spring Doins’ & Plaquing 30 Apr to 3 May Camp Hamilton, Bakersfield

Noriega Hotel Plaquing & Lunch Widders Welcomed to attend

TBD Bakersfield PXL Group Lunch

Clamper Get Away 12 noon to 3pm

1st Saturday of every month

Santa Clarita Elks Lodge 2379, Canyon Country

Fall Doins’ Sept 18,19,20 Indian Hills Campground Tehachapi

PXL Annual Business Meeting Sat, Nov 14 2020

La Sierra Mexican Restaurant Frazier Park

Who’s driving for 6025 (2020) Noble Grand Humbug: Mark “Pokey” Crawford, (661) 993-7907 or crawford562@yahoo.com

Vice Noble Grand Humbug: Kevn “No Eye” Horton 661-472-0414 or thepxlstore@yahoo.com GNR/Asst.GDR: Mark “Scoop” Mutz, 562-897-1329 or mark@fencepostpaper.com Gold Dust Receiver:. Al “The Quack” Price, XNGH (661) 867-2414 or apsocalal4@gmail.com Clamp-Chef: Kenton “Airdale” Miller (661)835-7946 or kmiller@csub.edu Imperturbable Hangman: Andrew “ Grimmy” Grim , 818-679-8603 or atgrim249@gmail.com

Clamps Hostrix: Rick “Hardluck” Veiga, (661) 645-4546 or veigarick@yahoo.com Damn Fool Doorkeeper: Gregg “Prospector” Wilkerson, 661-339-6264 yosoygeologo@bak.rr.com Clampatriarch: Al “The Quack” Price, XNGH (661) 867-2414 or apsocalal4@gmail.com Cyberrecorder: Mike “MGM” Ramirez, XNGH (818) 517-8781 or MGM@peterlebeck.com

Saturday Clamper Get Away The Clamper Get Away has become a most enjoyable monthly event and has brought ECV Brothers from other Chapters closer together. In fact a three way is being planned for the Spring of 2021, and we know “Every Clamper Loves a Three Way” . So consider joining us for a brew or two. Give Top Turner your Email address and get on the distribu-tion list.

Duel Chapter Plaquing and Watering Hole Dedication

Saturday, 22 February 6025 103 brave soles from the community and ECV Red Shirts and some Widders gathered at the Acton Cemetery for a duel Plaquing followed by a Watering Hole Dedication at the 49 Saloon in Acton.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST We tend to clump together in our own little groups, which is fine, but it is a richer experience for us all when we make the effort to get to know our brothers better. Remember what it means to be a Redshirt. Take the time to do a “Walk About” and visit other brothers clampsite.

Owners of the 49er Saloon Larry and Cecelia receive their ECV Proclamation from Pete Fries, XNGH Platrix #2 and Mark “Pokey” Crawford, NGH, PXL 1866

The 49er saloon is now an official “ECV Watering Hole”

Community Leaders along with Platrix and PXL Unveil the Plaque.

XNGH Pete Fries, Platrix 2, NGH Mark “Pokey” Crawford, PXL and XNGH Gary Turner , XNGH Platrix 2

The Greybeards of PXL and NGH Mark “Pokey” Crawford invite you to join us at Camp Hamilton, Veterans Memorial Park, 34999 Lerdo Hwy, Bakersfield, CA 93308, April 30 to 3 May 2020 (6025 C.E.)

Thurs, April 30, 2020: Gate opens at 1200 (12pm.) for early arrivals and the set-up crew. You are on your own for lunch,

dinner & Friday breakfast. FIRE BARRELS OKAY. “NO RETREADS”

Fri, May 1: Open at 0700 (7:am) for Redshirts & PBC’s. You will be on your own for breakfast & Lunch

10:00am & 4:31pm: - Early check-in at the check-in table

5:03 pm - XNGH’s & NGH Meet at the PXL Tittie Bar for a Greybeard meeting.

6:03 pm – BBQ Cook Off Competition and dinner. Contact Humbug for more details.

8:07 pm - PBCs must present themselves to the Hangman for survival instruction by the NGH &VNGH at the Bar.

8:15 pm - Clamper Poetry, Redshirt Tales & other BS, plus Karaoke.

Sat, May 2: A great day of Clamping with the Brothers...

5:31 am - All PBCs report to the cookshack for our XNGH breakfast preparation/bonding ritual.

7:03 am - Potluck breakfast - We provide the EGGS! You bring sausage, ham, potatoes, tortillas, salsa, bacon, etc.

Our cook team will prepare a meal guaranteed to cleanse your colon. PBC’s to do the clean-up.

9:01 am- PBC & sponsor check-in at the cookshack. PBCs will be Clean & Sober

9:06 am- Redshirt check-in at the Check In Table (No Grub-stub, no meals). No Kiddin'.

9:33 am- Our Historian will impart an ECV History Lesson to our would-be Brethren – All Redshirts are welcome

Noonish- lunch at the cookshack. PBC’s always eat first, help serve when done, and then do the clean-up.

1:02 pm Plaque Dedication At CAMP HAMILTON – ALL PBC’s MUST ATTEND. 2:33 pm- PBC interrogations, entertainment, bribes, presentations, tomfoolery, etc.

5:03 pm-. Dinner à la “Airdale”

6:44 pm- Necrology Ceremony & Hall of Comparative Ovations.

8:17 pm- Raffle and Fireside fun - stories, jokes, male bonding, pass the bottle and the usual BS.

Sun, May 3: The dreaded “morning after.” 7:00 am- A continental breakfast at the cook tent. Aspirin & Rolaids for those who survived.

8:09 am- Camp clean-up. Everybody helps, from XSNGH to XPBC! DON’T BE A “CHUCK”. ANY PBC/ FORMER PBC WHO LEAVES

EARLY WILL NOT RECEIVE THEIR SHEEPSKIN OR ID CARD --- AND WILL HAVE TO DO THIS ALL OVER AGAIN!

10:06 am- Drive back to the real world. But, do it SOBER!! And get ready for the Tax Man.

What’s the rub?

Pre-paid Redshirt: $65.00, Pre-paid PBC: $75.00 For either one it’s $80.00 at the gate. So, don’t delay.

Pre-paid means in our hands by Friday, April 24, 2020, so we can get the proper food orders in.

*****All PXL events are free to any Brother who is active-duty U.S. military. It’s our way of saying thanks.*****

DO BRING: Shade, raffle/auction prizes, water buckets, stuff for Saturday's potluck breakfast (but not eggs), libations for yourselves and

your Brothers, good PBCs, ideas for PBC games, trash bags. Please bring personal hygiene items for the ladies and toys for the kids at the

Women's Shelter in Bakersfield. Burn Barrels OK. DON'T BRING: Dope, firearms, explosives (including females), eggs, weaponry, anyone under 21, pissy PBCs or any of the usual No-Nos.

Violation means expulsion without refund. So, don't risk it. This applies to everyone!

All PBCs must have a bribe for the board and a 5 min. historical presentation, as well as their dust. PBCs will submit to the authority

of our Hangman upon entry to the Clampsite and remain under his control –

Again, No Retreads!

NOTE WELL: This Chapter follows the rules of the Board of Proctors of E Clampus Vitus®, Inc. Re: PBC’s.

For more info, look on our website, http://www.peterlebeckECV.com then use Paypal or mail your rub to:

Peter Lebeck #1866, c/o Mark “Scoop” Mutz, GNR/Asst. GDR 15011 Lashburn St., Whittier, CA 96004

The Kern County Chapter of E Clampus Vitus®

MANDATORY ADMISSION FORM

By completing and signing this form, I recognize and agree to the following pertaining to the event

I will be attending at Camp Hamilton, Bakersfield CA. on April 30th

to May 3rd

2020.

1. This event is hosted by E Clampus Vitus, Inc.®

and the Peter Lebeck Chapter, the Proctors,

Officers and Greybeards respectively thereof.

2. I am attending as their guest. As such, I will behave in a manner respectful of the persons and

property of the other guests and hosts.

3. I will abide the rules, regulations and guidelines of the host(s), and defer to their authority at all

times while in attendance.

4. Failure to do so will subject me to immediate expulsion from this event without refund, and denial

of attendance at future events.

5. I have read the PBC Initiation Policy as published by the Board of Proctors on, January 16, 2018

and agree to abide by them. They are posted at: http://www.ecvinc.org and on the PXL website.

Signature: _______________________________________________Date: _______________

Print Name: _______________________________________________________________________________

Address: ____________________________________________________________________

City______________________________ State_______ Zip_________________

Phone (_____) _______________ Email _______________________@___________________

EMERGENCY CONTACT: __________________________ _______________________ Name & Relationship Phone Number

I’m Sponsoring a PBC. The Poor Suckers name is: ___________________________________________

Pre-Registration RUB – Redshirts $65.00, PBC $75.00 ($15 more at the door or after April 24, 2020)

“Walk-Ins” and Late Registration $80.00

Here’s my rub in the amount of $65.00 $______.___ (Due by April 24th

2020)

Here’s my PBCs rub in the amount of $75.00 $______.___

I’m a PBC, Here’s my Rub of $75.00 $______.___ My sponsor is_______________ NOTE: (Provide an Emergency contact number for your PBC and have him fill out a release of Liability Form)

I will need RV hookups, Here’s my Rub of: $_Shit out of luck there will be no hook ups__

($0.00 per day)

I can’t come, my Jackass is sick. Here’s my $10.00 $ ______. ___

Total enclosed: $_________ MEAL CHOICE: STEAK CHICKEN HALF/HALF NO-MEAT (CHOOSE ONE)

NOTE: Complete form (both sides) and your dust Payable to: Peter Lebeck, Chapter #1866

Mail to:

Mark “Scoop” Mutz, GNR/Asst. GDR

15011 Lashburn St., Whittier, CA 96004

NOW TURN IT OVER AND COMPLETE THE OTHER SIDE

RELEASE OF LIABILITY

I, ________________________________________________ acknowledge that I have voluntarily

requested to accompany the Peter Lebeck Chapter of the Ancient and Honorable Order of E Clampus

Vitus® (hereinafter ECV) for the purpose of dedicating various plaques and/or monuments

commemorating major and lesser events of California history.

2. I am aware that the meetings of ECV often occur in the wilderness, and that driving from my point of

departure to said meeting (hereinafter Clampsite), my participation in the various activities at said

Clampsite and driving back to my point of departure are potentially dangerous and hazardous activities. I

am voluntarily participating in these activities with the knowledge of the dangers involved, and hereby

agree to accept any and all risks of injury and death, and verify this statement by placing my initials

here._________ (initial here)

3. As consideration for being permitted by ECV to participate in these activities, I hereby agree that

I, my assignees, heirs, distributes, guardians, and legal representatives, hereby release from any and

all liability and will not make a claim against, sue, obtain a judgment against, and/or attach the

property of the Peter Lebeck Chapter and ECV , and/or the owners of the Clampsite property, or

against any officers or members of the Peter Lebeck Chapter and ECV for injury or damage resulting

from negligence or other negligent acts or omissions, howsoever caused, including, but not limited

to, the acts or omissions of negligence by any ECV member including the sole acts or omissions of

negligence of these persons as a result of my participation in, or travel to and from the Clampsite. I

hereby release the Peter Lebeck Chapter, ECV, and/or the owners of the Clampsite property and any

officers or members of ECV from all actions, claims or demands that I, my assignees, heirs,

distributes, guardians, and legal representatives now have or may have for injury or damage resulting

from my above-described participation at the Clampsite. _________ (initial here)

4. This release is effective from the date of its execution until the end of time, and is binding upon

my heirs, beneficiaries, estate and all of my representatives and agents.

5. PBC’s ONLY: Initial one: I have no physical or medical conditions.

I HAVE A PHYSICAL AND OR

A MEDICAL CONDITION.

6. I HAVE CAREFULLY READ THIS AGREEMENT, AND FULLY UNDERSTAND ITS

CONTENTS. I AM AWARE THAT THIS IS A RELEASE OF LIABILITY AND A

LIFELONG CONTRACT BETWEEN MYSELF AND THE PETER LEBECK CHAPTER

OF THE ANCIENT AND HONORABLE ORDER OF E CLAMPUS VITUS®, ITS

OFFICERS AND MEMBERS AND I SIGN IT OF MY OWN FREE WILL, HAVING MY

FULL MENTAL FACULTIES AND NOT BEING UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ANY

INTOXICANT.

Executed at _______________________, ____ on (date) ______________________________

Releaser (signature) ____________________________________

How Do I Get There

From Bakersfield: Take CA 99 North to CA 65, Exit 30, towards North Porterville. Continue on CA 65 to Lerdo Highway and then turn left . Continue on Lerdo Highway for a couple hundred yards and watch for Camp Hamilton sign on right. Enter the dirt road and follow along the canal on your left to the Camp Hamilton Entrance.

WELCOME ABOARD! From Mojave or L.A.: SAME AS ABOVE

RULES FOR THE WEEKEND : • ALL ECV/GC RULES APPLY • BE RESPECTFUL OF THE MARKERS, BENCHES, PLAQUES AND TREES DEDICATED TO THE

FALLEN VETERANS. • CAMP HAMILTONS MOTTO: “ALL GAVE SOME, SOME GAVE ALL, HERE THEY WILL BE REMEMBERED”.

P.O. Box 1866 Tehachapi, CA 93561