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the Sword & Shield Vol. XLVIII No. 7 Mountain Brook High School May 14, 2014 The Senior Issue Abbott, Henry ..........................Auburn Abele, Pat................................Alabama Aboujaoude, Gaby ........................UAB Adams, Mary Virginia..........Alabama Adams, Reed ...........................Auburn Albritton, Will...............................Troy Aldag, Anderson....................Alabama Aleksandrovich, Boris ..........Jeff State Alexander, Peyton ..................Auburn Allen, Lane...............................Auburn Allie, Austin ...............South Alabama Anderson, Christian...............Chicago Armstrong, Cate....................Alabama Azrin, Jessica .....................Oglethorpe Bain, Mitchell ..........................Auburn Baker, Anne Peyton............Vanderbilt Balkovetz, Ann...............Georgia Tech Barstein, Molly .......................Alabama Bartels, Brandon......................Auburn Beasley, Mary Stewart.............Auburn Beatty, Madelyn ....................Alabama Bedell, Emily .............................Tulane Bemowski, Megan.........................Troy Bennett, Davy .........................Alabama Bermudez, David ..................Alabama Berryhill, Robert................Undecided Berryman, Peter ......................Auburn Bicksler, Jake............................Auburn Black, Max ..............................Georgia Blakely, Trace.........................Alabama Blitz, Rebecca...........................Indiana Bloodworth, Luke..........Hampden-Sydney Bloomston, Annie...................Auburn Bloomston, Eric ....................Alabama Blum, John......................Georgia Tech Bolus, Daniel..............................Tulane Boozer, Alex.......Montana State, Bozeman Boston, John ..........................Alabama Boudreaux, Beau...........................UAB Bowers, Han............................Samford Bradford, John .......................Ole Miss Bradley, Lucas ...............................UAB Bramlett, Caroline.................Alabama Branch, Hunter .......................Furman Breckenridge, Max................Alabama Brewster, Will.....Washington and Lee Brinkley, John......................Transition Bromberg, Gene ....................Alabama Bromberg, Adelaide..............Alabama Bromberg, Maddison............Alabama Brown, Franklin.....................Alabama Brown, Laurel......................Transition Bruhn, Mims..........................Alabama Bryant, Savanna.......................Auburn Buchanan, John............................SMU Buggay, Dara ...............................Duke Burton, Olivia.................................Yale Buzzard, Natalie.....................Alabama Cain, Sarah.............................Alabama Carpenter, Chris......................Auburn Carr, Dera.................................Auburn Carson, Frances ....................Alabama Carter, Ella...................UC Santa Cruz Casey, Matthew .................Emmanuel Chapman, Austin ..................Samford Chew, Cullen...........................Sewanee Clark, Caroline ......................Alabama Clutton, Elizabeth..................Ole Miss Cochran, Adelaide...........Wake Forest Cochran, Kayleigh...................Auburn Cochran, Sam....Washington and Lee Cole, William...........................Auburn Collman, Davis......................Alabama Compton, Lex..........................Auburn Cooper, John............................Auburn Cox, Taylor .............................Alabama Crane, Benton..........................Auburn Crenshaw, Mary Maude................BSC Creveling, Isabel....................Alabama Cross, Russell...........................Auburn Crowe, Carson........................Samford Cullinan, Riva.........................Hendrix Davidson, Joseph.....................Auburn Dawkins, Everette..................Alabama DeBuys, Forrester ..................Alabama Delk, Larkin.............................Auburn Diamond, Hannah.....South Alabama Dickson, Drew...Tennessee Knoxville Diehl, Dani..................Texas in Austin Donald, Lizzy ........................Alabama Doss, Wirth............................Alabama Drew, Tillman..................Wake Forest Dunn, Alan ............................Georgia Dunn, Adelaide.......................Wofford Eagan, Chris.............................Auburn Edge, Nichole...............................Berry Einhorn, Spencer ........................Vassar Elrefai, Nora............................Goucher Embrey, Pearce...Washington and Lee Ennis, Ian...................................Centre Erba, Jake ..............................Michigan Eyster, Taylor .................................UAB Fasking, Emma...........Belmont Abbey Faulconer, Libbie....................Millsaps Findley, Grace .......................Alabama Fitzpatrick, Noah......................Citadel Flake, Bradford........................Auburn Fleisher, Jake..........................Alabama Fleisig, Rebecca......................Alabama Fleming, Virginia ..................Alabama Francis, Katherine.......Loyola Marymount Friday, Sara Alan................Mississippi Fullan, Mimi............................Georgia Fulmer, Banks........................Alabama Galloway, Russell...........................BSC Gamble, David.......................Alabama Gamble, Sally ...........................Wofford Garcia, Ben..........................Vanderbilt Garrett, Austin.......................Ole Miss Gauldin, Josie.................................BSC Gibbons, Bailey ........................Auburn Glidewell, Zane .....................Alabama Glover, Brooks.........................Auburn Godwin, Katie Lupton..........Alabama Goldschmidt, Kit.....................Auburn Goolsby, Caroline...............Vanderbilt Gorman, Claire ...............Notre Dame Grant, Makenzie......................Auburn Grantham, Jack .....................Alabama Greene, Maggie .....................Alabama Grizzle, Mary Martha...........Alabama Haberstroh, Elizabeth............Sewanee Hager, Ellie.....................................BSC Hamilton, Anne Merrick .....Alabama Harmon, Christina .......................BSC Harrison, Katie.......................Ole Miss Harsh, Graham........................Auburn Hauth, Patrick .......................Alabama Hawk, Stewart..........................Auburn Haynes, Bradley ............................TCU Haynes, Peggy ........................Alabama Healey, Anna Kate.................Ole Miss Henderson, Turner ..................Auburn Henry, omas.........................Auburn Herren, Wood ........................Auburn Herron, Charles ....................Alabama Hollis, Janey ................................Tulane Holman, Hinton....................Alabama Hornsby, Mary Shelton...........Furman Horton, John............................Auburn Howe, Olivia ..........................Alabama Hull, Turner ...........................Ole Miss Hymer, Elizabeth...................Alabama Ingram, Cecil.........................Alabama Jackson, Ben...........................Alabama Jackson, Alex ........................Kentucky Jackson, Tatum.........................Rutgers Jackson, Will............................Georgia Jaffe, Tyler ....................Texas in Austin Johnston, Sophia................Gettysburg Jones, Harrison...........Berklee College Jones, Wheeler .........................Auburn Jordan, Virginia.....................Alabama Kahn, Dana.....................................LSU Kahn, Ryan ............................Alabama Kalish, Beatrice...................Undecided Keim, Patrick............................Auburn Kelly, Davis...............................Auburn Kenan, Francie.......................Alabama Kendrick, Hannah ................Alabama Kilpatrick, Caroline...............Alabama Kinney, Catherine....................Auburn Klasing, Anita.......................Wyoming Knight, Sidney ........................Alabama Lamar, Jackson.......................Alabama Leak, Caroline....Washington and Lee Leara, Demi............................Ole Miss LeJeune, Allie...........................Auburn Letzer, Elizabeth....................Alabama Levine, Chase.............................Tulane Lewis, Rick ............................Alabama Limbaugh, Betsy .........Rhodes College Little, Mary Nelson...................Mercer Litvine, Jake........Loyola New Orleans Lockett, Trey ...........................Clemson Lott, James................................Auburn Lowman, Christian ...............Alabama Luke, Catherine.......................Furman Luttrell, Bo................................Auburn Manley, Murray ............................W&L Marcus, Rachel....Missouri Columbia Martin, Tucker ......................Alabama Martin, Hallie................................Troy Marx, Madeline.........................Centre Mathews, Duncan...................Auburn McCollough, Shelton............Alabama McCullough, Carlisle............Alabama McDaniel, Robin ..................Alabama McDonald, Neil ....................Alabama McDougal, Davis ..................Alabama McDowell, Will.......................Sewanee McFadden, Hampton............Ole Miss McLean, Robert.......................Auburn McMahon, John.....................Alabama Medina, Deanna................Montevallo Miles, Annie............................Auburn Miles, Piper ...............................Auburn Miller, Maggie .......................Alabama Milligan, Caroline...................Auburn Mitchell, Garrett............................Troy Mitchell, Taylor ......................Alabama Moncus, Burke.......................Alabama Morrissette, Grace.................Alabama Morrow, Mitchell...................Alabama Mouyal, Hannah..................American Mumm, Joshua...........South Alabama Nabors, John David ..............Alabama Nabors, Mary Chapman ......Alabama Nathan, Rhea............................Auburn Neal, Lucy .................................Auburn Neal, Sam.......................................VMI Nesbitt, Elise...........................Alabama Neville, Daniel............North Alabama Nguyen, Sunny ..............Jefferson State North, John.............................Ole Miss Oakes, Kathryn .....................Alabama Ogilvie, Collie........................Alabama Parker, Sarah Sims ................Alabama Parrott, Reid............................Samford Patterson, Wesley ...................Alabama Pearce, Tom..............................Auburn Peck, Cole...........Washington and Lee Pell, Buddy .............................Alabama Perkinson, James.....................Auburn Perrine, George .......................Auburn Peters, Alex.........................Undecided Petro, Carlee...................................BSC Pewitt, Louise.........................Ole Miss Pewitt, James...................Georgia Tech Phillips, Frank.....................Vanderbilt Pinson, Mary Katherine.........Auburn Pitman, Margaret.....................Auburn Potter, Barrett .................................Lee Powell, Caroline.......................Auburn Powell, Kate..............................Auburn Poynor, Mills .........................Alabama Price, Walt .............................Alabama Pugh, Shane............................Alabama Putnam, Amelia.....................Alabama Reamer, Hope.........................Samford Reddy, Rachael............Texas in Austin Reis, Will.................................Alabama Resha, John.............................Ole Miss Reynolds, Kary ......................Alabama Riley, Sarah.........................High Point Roberson, Mary Nix......................BSC Robinson, Indigo...........................Troy Robinson, Ruth......................Alabama Rodgers, Abbie ......................Alabama Rogers, Shiraze......UNC Wilmington Routman, Jenna....................Alabama Royer, Jack .............................Alabama Russell, Austin..........................Auburn Ruttenberg, Alexa..................Alabama Sanderson, Bailey ...................Alabama Sanderson, Hannon...............Alabama Schultz, Alex.............................Auburn Screven, Lara..................................BSC Scruggs, Alex....Southern Union State Sears, Drew...............................Auburn Seeger, Katherine ..................Alabama Segal, Jack.................................Auburn Selesky, Maggie......................Alabama Sewell, Walker .......................Alabama Shallcross, Amelie..............Charleston Shea, Courtney .........................Auburn Shearer, Ben ..........................Alabama Sheffield, Annie.........Mississippi State Sheffield, Maddie.....................Auburn Shelton, Ana.......................Undecided Shows, Anna.......................Undecided Shows, Reid ...........................Alabama Shufflebarger, Chamblee.......Bowdoin Sims, Annabelle.......................Auburn Skinner, Logan.......................Alabama Slaughter, Davidson............. Alabama Smith , Tre ..................South Alabama Smith, Adele..............Mississippi State Smith, Anna................................Baylor Smith, Arthur .........................Ole Miss Smith, Ben.....................................UAB Smith, Camille.........................Auburn Stagno, Laura.....Washington and Lee Stewart, Sam ..........................Alabama Struthers, Holly ........................Auburn Tannehill, Sara.........................Auburn Taylor, Herron..........................Auburn Taylor, Lottice...................Wake Forest Terry, Mary Helen..................Samford ompson, Ken.......................Auburn Tovar, Laura............................Alabama Troiano, Margy ........................Millsaps Tully, John...............................Alabama Turner, Anderson..................Alabama Tynes, William.........................Auburn Tyson, Mae Rose....................Alabama Van Elkan, Katherine..................Lasell Vogtle, Stringer ......................Alabama Wagnon, Emily ...................Texas State Waldrop, Mary Glenn...........Alabama Waterman, Noah....................Ole Miss Webb, omas........................Ole Miss Weinacker, Jacob............................BSC Weissman, Matthew...........Undecided West, Hallie............................Alabama Wetzler, Mary Parker .............Alabama White, Charles.........................Auburn White, Allan..........................Alabama White, Jake ..............................Auburn Williams, Hannah...................Auburn Wilson, Virginia....................Alabama Winn, Anne Baxley ...............Alabama Wood, Ford...................................SMU Wood, Selah............................Samford Wooley, Jake.............................Full Sail Wright, Mary Fran.......................TCU Wu, Michelle..................Virginia Tech York, Eli.............................Americorps Yu, Eddy .........Washington University College Choices CLASS OF 2014 PRIDE

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Page 1: 2013-14 Volume 7: May / Senior Issue

the Sword & ShieldVol. XLVIII No. 7 Mountain Brook High School May 14, 2014

The Senior Issue

Abbott, Henry..........................AuburnAbele, Pat................................AlabamaAboujaoude, Gaby........................UABAdams, Mary Virginia..........AlabamaAdams, Reed ...........................AuburnAlbritton, Will...............................TroyAldag, Anderson....................AlabamaAleksandrovich, Boris ..........Jeff StateAlexander, Peyton ..................AuburnAllen, Lane...............................AuburnAllie, Austin ...............South AlabamaAnderson, Christian...............ChicagoArmstrong, Cate....................AlabamaAzrin, Jessica .....................OglethorpeBain, Mitchell ..........................AuburnBaker, Anne Peyton............VanderbiltBalkovetz, Ann...............Georgia TechBarstein, Molly.......................AlabamaBartels, Brandon......................AuburnBeasley, Mary Stewart.............AuburnBeatty, Madelyn ....................AlabamaBedell, Emily .............................TulaneBemowski, Megan.........................TroyBennett, Davy.........................AlabamaBermudez, David ..................AlabamaBerryhill, Robert................UndecidedBerryman, Peter......................AuburnBicksler, Jake............................AuburnBlack, Max ..............................GeorgiaBlakely, Trace.........................AlabamaBlitz, Rebecca...........................IndianaBloodworth, Luke..........Hampden-SydneyBloomston, Annie...................AuburnBloomston, Eric ....................AlabamaBlum, John......................Georgia TechBolus, Daniel..............................TulaneBoozer, Alex.......Montana State, BozemanBoston, John ..........................AlabamaBoudreaux, Beau...........................UABBowers, Han............................SamfordBradford, John .......................Ole MissBradley, Lucas ...............................UABBramlett, Caroline.................AlabamaBranch, Hunter .......................FurmanBreckenridge, Max................AlabamaBrewster, Will.....Washington and Lee Brinkley, John......................TransitionBromberg, Gene ....................AlabamaBromberg, Adelaide..............AlabamaBromberg, Maddison............AlabamaBrown, Franklin.....................AlabamaBrown, Laurel......................TransitionBruhn, Mims..........................AlabamaBryant, Savanna.......................AuburnBuchanan, John............................SMUBuggay, Dara ...............................DukeBurton, Olivia.................................YaleBuzzard, Natalie.....................AlabamaCain, Sarah.............................AlabamaCarpenter, Chris......................AuburnCarr, Dera.................................AuburnCarson, Frances ....................AlabamaCarter, Ella...................UC Santa CruzCasey, Matthew .................EmmanuelChapman, Austin ..................SamfordChew, Cullen...........................Sewanee

Clark, Caroline ......................AlabamaClutton, Elizabeth..................Ole MissCochran, Adelaide...........Wake ForestCochran, Kayleigh...................AuburnCochran, Sam....Washington and LeeCole, William...........................AuburnCollman, Davis......................AlabamaCompton, Lex..........................AuburnCooper, John............................AuburnCox, Taylor.............................AlabamaCrane, Benton..........................AuburnCrenshaw, Mary Maude................BSCCreveling, Isabel....................AlabamaCross, Russell...........................AuburnCrowe, Carson........................SamfordCullinan, Riva.........................HendrixDavidson, Joseph.....................AuburnDawkins, Everette..................AlabamaDeBuys, Forrester..................AlabamaDelk, Larkin.............................AuburnDiamond, Hannah.....South AlabamaDickson, Drew...Tennessee KnoxvilleDiehl, Dani..................Texas in AustinDonald, Lizzy ........................AlabamaDoss, Wirth............................AlabamaDrew, Tillman..................Wake ForestDunn, Alan ............................GeorgiaDunn, Adelaide.......................WoffordEagan, Chris.............................AuburnEdge, Nichole...............................BerryEinhorn, Spencer........................VassarElrefai, Nora............................GoucherEmbrey, Pearce...Washington and LeeEnnis, Ian...................................CentreErba, Jake ..............................MichiganEyster, Taylor.................................UABFasking, Emma...........Belmont AbbeyFaulconer, Libbie....................MillsapsFindley, Grace .......................AlabamaFitzpatrick, Noah......................CitadelFlake, Bradford........................AuburnFleisher, Jake..........................AlabamaFleisig, Rebecca......................AlabamaFleming, Virginia ..................AlabamaFrancis, Katherine.......Loyola MarymountFriday, Sara Alan................MississippiFullan, Mimi............................GeorgiaFulmer, Banks........................AlabamaGalloway, Russell...........................BSCGamble, David.......................AlabamaGamble, Sally...........................WoffordGarcia, Ben..........................VanderbiltGarrett, Austin.......................Ole MissGauldin, Josie.................................BSCGibbons, Bailey........................AuburnGlidewell, Zane .....................AlabamaGlover, Brooks.........................AuburnGodwin, Katie Lupton..........AlabamaGoldschmidt, Kit.....................AuburnGoolsby, Caroline...............VanderbiltGorman, Claire ...............Notre DameGrant, Makenzie......................AuburnGrantham, Jack .....................AlabamaGreene, Maggie .....................AlabamaGrizzle, Mary Martha...........AlabamaHaberstroh, Elizabeth............Sewanee

Hager, Ellie.....................................BSCHamilton, Anne Merrick .....AlabamaHarmon, Christina .......................BSCHarrison, Katie.......................Ole MissHarsh, Graham........................AuburnHauth, Patrick .......................AlabamaHawk, Stewart..........................AuburnHaynes, Bradley............................TCUHaynes, Peggy........................AlabamaHealey, Anna Kate.................Ole MissHenderson, Turner..................AuburnHenry, Thomas.........................AuburnHerren, Wood ........................AuburnHerron, Charles ....................AlabamaHollis, Janey................................TulaneHolman, Hinton....................AlabamaHornsby, Mary Shelton...........FurmanHorton, John............................AuburnHowe, Olivia ..........................AlabamaHull, Turner ...........................Ole MissHymer, Elizabeth...................AlabamaIngram, Cecil.........................AlabamaJackson, Ben...........................AlabamaJackson, Alex ........................KentuckyJackson, Tatum.........................RutgersJackson, Will............................GeorgiaJaffe, Tyler....................Texas in AustinJohnston, Sophia................GettysburgJones, Harrison...........Berklee CollegeJones, Wheeler.........................AuburnJordan, Virginia.....................AlabamaKahn, Dana.....................................LSUKahn, Ryan ............................AlabamaKalish, Beatrice...................UndecidedKeim, Patrick............................AuburnKelly, Davis...............................AuburnKenan, Francie.......................AlabamaKendrick, Hannah ................AlabamaKilpatrick, Caroline...............AlabamaKinney, Catherine....................AuburnKlasing, Anita.......................WyomingKnight, Sidney........................AlabamaLamar, Jackson.......................AlabamaLeak, Caroline....Washington and LeeLeara, Demi............................Ole MissLeJeune, Allie...........................AuburnLetzer, Elizabeth....................AlabamaLevine, Chase.............................TulaneLewis, Rick ............................AlabamaLimbaugh, Betsy.........Rhodes CollegeLittle, Mary Nelson...................MercerLitvine, Jake........Loyola New OrleansLockett, Trey...........................ClemsonLott, James................................AuburnLowman, Christian ...............AlabamaLuke, Catherine.......................FurmanLuttrell, Bo................................AuburnManley, Murray............................W&LMarcus, Rachel....Missouri ColumbiaMartin, Tucker ......................AlabamaMartin, Hallie................................TroyMarx, Madeline.........................CentreMathews, Duncan...................AuburnMcCollough, Shelton............AlabamaMcCullough, Carlisle............AlabamaMcDaniel, Robin ..................Alabama

McDonald, Neil ....................AlabamaMcDougal, Davis ..................AlabamaMcDowell, Will.......................SewaneeMcFadden, Hampton............Ole MissMcLean, Robert.......................AuburnMcMahon, John.....................AlabamaMedina, Deanna................MontevalloMiles, Annie............................AuburnMiles, Piper...............................AuburnMiller, Maggie .......................AlabamaMilligan, Caroline...................AuburnMitchell, Garrett............................TroyMitchell, Taylor......................AlabamaMoncus, Burke.......................AlabamaMorrissette, Grace.................AlabamaMorrow, Mitchell...................AlabamaMouyal, Hannah..................AmericanMumm, Joshua...........South AlabamaNabors, John David ..............AlabamaNabors, Mary Chapman ......AlabamaNathan, Rhea............................AuburnNeal, Lucy.................................AuburnNeal, Sam.......................................VMINesbitt, Elise...........................AlabamaNeville, Daniel............North AlabamaNguyen, Sunny..............Jefferson StateNorth, John.............................Ole MissOakes, Kathryn .....................AlabamaOgilvie, Collie........................AlabamaParker, Sarah Sims ................AlabamaParrott, Reid............................SamfordPatterson, Wesley...................AlabamaPearce, Tom..............................AuburnPeck, Cole...........Washington and LeePell, Buddy .............................AlabamaPerkinson, James.....................AuburnPerrine, George .......................AuburnPeters, Alex.........................UndecidedPetro, Carlee...................................BSCPewitt, Louise.........................Ole MissPewitt, James...................Georgia TechPhillips, Frank.....................VanderbiltPinson, Mary Katherine.........AuburnPitman, Margaret.....................AuburnPotter, Barrett .................................LeePowell, Caroline.......................AuburnPowell, Kate..............................AuburnPoynor, Mills .........................AlabamaPrice, Walt .............................AlabamaPugh, Shane............................AlabamaPutnam, Amelia.....................AlabamaReamer, Hope.........................SamfordReddy, Rachael............Texas in AustinReis, Will.................................AlabamaResha, John.............................Ole MissReynolds, Kary ......................AlabamaRiley, Sarah.........................High PointRoberson, Mary Nix......................BSCRobinson, Indigo...........................TroyRobinson, Ruth......................AlabamaRodgers, Abbie ......................AlabamaRogers, Shiraze......UNC Wilmington Routman, Jenna....................AlabamaRoyer, Jack .............................AlabamaRussell, Austin..........................AuburnRuttenberg, Alexa..................Alabama

Sanderson, Bailey...................AlabamaSanderson, Hannon...............AlabamaSchultz, Alex.............................AuburnScreven, Lara..................................BSCScruggs, Alex....Southern Union StateSears, Drew...............................AuburnSeeger, Katherine ..................AlabamaSegal, Jack.................................AuburnSelesky, Maggie......................AlabamaSewell, Walker .......................AlabamaShallcross, Amelie..............CharlestonShea, Courtney.........................AuburnShearer, Ben ..........................AlabamaSheffield, Annie.........Mississippi StateSheffield, Maddie.....................AuburnShelton, Ana.......................UndecidedShows, Anna.......................UndecidedShows, Reid ...........................AlabamaShufflebarger, Chamblee.......BowdoinSims, Annabelle.......................AuburnSkinner, Logan.......................AlabamaSlaughter, Davidson............. AlabamaSmith , Tre ..................South AlabamaSmith, Adele..............Mississippi StateSmith, Anna................................BaylorSmith, Arthur.........................Ole MissSmith, Ben.....................................UABSmith, Camille.........................AuburnStagno, Laura.....Washington and LeeStewart, Sam ..........................AlabamaStruthers, Holly........................AuburnTannehill, Sara.........................AuburnTaylor, Herron..........................AuburnTaylor, Lottice...................Wake ForestTerry, Mary Helen..................SamfordThompson, Ken.......................AuburnTovar, Laura............................AlabamaTroiano, Margy........................MillsapsTully, John...............................AlabamaTurner, Anderson..................AlabamaTynes, William.........................AuburnTyson, Mae Rose....................AlabamaVan Elkan, Katherine..................LasellVogtle, Stringer......................AlabamaWagnon, Emily...................Texas StateWaldrop, Mary Glenn...........AlabamaWaterman, Noah....................Ole MissWebb, Thomas........................Ole MissWeinacker, Jacob............................BSCWeissman, Matthew...........UndecidedWest, Hallie............................AlabamaWetzler, Mary Parker.............AlabamaWhite, Charles.........................AuburnWhite, Allan..........................AlabamaWhite, Jake ..............................AuburnWilliams, Hannah...................AuburnWilson, Virginia....................AlabamaWinn, Anne Baxley...............AlabamaWood, Ford...................................SMUWood, Selah............................SamfordWooley, Jake.............................Full SailWright, Mary Fran.......................TCUWu, Michelle..................Virginia TechYork, Eli.............................AmericorpsYu, Eddy.........Washington University

College Choices

CLASS OF

2014PRIDE

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2Senior Wills Wednesday, May 14, 2014 The Sword & Shield

I, Reed Franklin Adams, being of Sound mind and Swole body, do hereby leave:Lawton Sparks: My football number. May he wear it well.Reid Pyburn: My sense of hu-mor, you're welcome.Buddy Pell: Fraternities Jake White: Am I right?Christian Anderson: My heart.Mr. Perez: My protein bottle, and five million dollars in an offshore account.The back guard: A Gatorade. Jake Jordan: I don’t know.Mr. Weatherly: Sweaters.

I, Peyton Alexander, being of clean mind and unscathed body. do hereby leave:Ella "Watermelonandrea" Carter: I leave all of watermelons inside of watermelons.Allye "Al Dawg" Lott: This is how I'm breaking up with you. Mckinley Hamilton: I leave the senior can be friends with soph-omore group me to you.Ford Alexander: I leave the lega-cy of THE Reagan Alexander.Catherine Luke: I leave my brother, Watts.Mary Parker Wetzler: PriusKneily McDonald: Lifetime sup-ply of crispitosGracie Morrisette: hugsShane Pugh: a pet lion and his own jungleMitchell Bain: my aplia passwordLogan Skinner: nothing, I'm taking his dogFord Wood: Mentone, AlabamaWesley Patterson: Honda CR-VHolly Struthers: Jake

Jake Fleisher: HollySarah Riley: free trip to the pan-tryChristian Lowman: brand name crocsCourtney Shea: the corner

I, Christian Anderson, being of sound mind and swole body do hereby leave:Michael Matsos: my legacyReid Pyburn: my paper crown from burger kingLawton Sparks: my heartJacob Carroll: my snapping foot-ballMaggie Beasley: a textbookAustin Gandler: my box of peeps left over from EasterHill Kirkland: boots and mudAndrew King: my pants from music tech

I, Cate Armstrong, being of "she know she bad" mind and body do hereby leave:Virginia Wilson: Pat, project x, holiday assembly, Mr. Johnson, Ole Miss DJ, Carson LeggMolly Barstein: Jim Lewis, Don-na Greene, and Susan GreenAnne Baxley Winn: Crawford's farm, ride home from ttown, moneyMadelyn Beatty: cheese balls, Tundra, Trace's houseSarah Cain: new car seat, Trey Hambre, my dignityVirginia Jordan: alarm, Eric Church, the bagMills Poynor and Ben Garcia: JubelFrances Morris: ride home from soccer

The Sword & ShieldCo-Editor-in-Chief: Olivia BurtonCo-Editor-in-Chief: Rick Lewis

Art & Photography Editor: Claire DavisNews Editor: Kary ReynoldsSports Editor: Alec Lewis

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Managing Editor: Chandler Gory

Staff Writers

Sponsors: Ms. Catherine Lowe and Mr. Peter Perez

Letters to the Editors PolicyThe Sword & Shield welcomes Letters to the Editors from its readers. We re-serve the right to edit any letters for grammar, length, or libel; however, the meaning will be preserved. Whenever possible, changes made with a letter will be discussed with the author prior to publication. All letters must be signed, but

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This issue is dedicated to the talented, good-looking, smart, successful, cultured, and ground-breaking 2014 senior class. It is the opinion of the outgoing editors that this was the best senior class of 2014 Mountain Brook has ever seen. So, dear readers, please take the time to revel in our list of college decisions, laugh and cry while perusing the senior wills, and stand tall and salute your school while scanning the achievement/championship sections. In addition, take time (an hour, ok, maybe a half hour, fine, 10 seconds, but really) to think about the gifted journal-istic crew of The Sword & Shield. We’ve toiled away for many hours, burning both the midnight and midday oil, to produce a quality paper for your enjoyment. We’d like to thank our staff members for their

hard work this year as well as congratulate John Sisson and Claire Davis for being next year’s co-editors-in-chief. So, Mountain Brook, enjoy your sum-mer. Take long strolls on the beach while reading Beowulf, kayak down the Cahaba while screaming Pitbull’s “Timber” fea-turing Kesha, and walk off into the sunset being sent on your way by Rusted Root’s 1995 hit single, “Send Me on My Way.” In life we’ll be faced with many hard choices. High school is rough, college is a strange new world, and the real world? Well, we couldn’t tell you. That’s all, folks! Olivia and Rick Outgoing Co-editors-in-Chief

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3Senior WillsWednesday, May 14, 2014The Sword & Shield

I, Anne Peyton Baker, being of Cathy mind and pale body do hereby leave:Cile Baker: starting our days at 3am, taking care of my car, word-ing my instagramsMaggie Hightower: responsibility of Cile, family photos/instagramsPaul Roth: Relay For Life of Mountain Brook, purple toilets, extension cords, 7:30am meet-ingsKatie Reiss: also Relay For Life of Mountain Brook, running hys-terically to put out fires, "minute" taking, lots of meetingsCaroline Boone and Elizabeth DeAtkin- upholding the intel-lectual standard of the Mountain Brook Spartan softball teamElizabeth DeAtkin (again): car rides home, even though you left me for your Range Rover (I've still gotcha, though, don't worry)Allye Lott: keeping D's nickname alive, early morning car ridesCaroline Moore- first base drills, bottom locker conversationsHaley Fenn- the most heartfelt greetings in the world

I, Emily Bedell, being of great mind and better body do hereby leave:Frances Patrick: Hawaiian king rolls, rafting, and crest white stripsPatrick Woodson Abele: modesty and $50Mims Bruhn: another dance with TurnerAmelie: a trip to see our grand-mothersCarlisle McCullough: a lighter to burn Brandon's football sweat-shirt Maddison Bromberg: swimming at UmasMadelyn Beatty: caribou lou and taco bellRachael Reddy: bouschhhSarah "Booty" Berryman: one or two VS gift cardsMichael Clark: a PhD in couples

therapy Brantley Sanders: complete au-thority over SandersCaroline Kennedy & Sanders Reed: "y'all don't even know what fat is"Caroline Barber: somethingArthur: my heart

I, Davy Bennett, being of sharp mind and dad body do hereby leave:Michael Matsos: My entire collection of right wing books and my Rand Paul 2016 Bumper Sticker

I, Jake Bicksler, being of sar-castic mind and whole body. do hereby leave:Andrew Autrey: #2 and sarcasmEliza Harmon: car paintCharlie Fell: Game Boys

I, Trace Blakely, being of sound mind and body do hereby leave:Harrison Pyburn: I leave my cowboy boots and Lynyrd Sky-nyrd's "simple man" Hill Kickland: I leave my athletic ability and incredible hands

I, Annie Bloomston, being of a sassy mind and short body do hereby leave:Lizzy Donald: instrumental Drake/Weezy CD, cookie brown-ies, camera roll for endless self-ies, Stace salad, 594266 pairs of returned nike shorts and tshirts, copy of our mixtape, mud mask recipe, body paint for future New Year celebrations, & gummy vitaminsMary Chapman Nabors: boy scent, Shoefly VIP member pass, cackaw call, To-mas, Hey Arnold handshake, strobe lights, rotis-serie chicken, Vestavia circling, & cookie dough squaresMary Virginia Adams: egg drive-by, Tanner and Lucifer, Lilly Pu-litzer, precal friends, & life supply of sprays Thomas Webb: Lyman Ward

cheer and Maki Fresh shirts, Jennica, macaqueforsale.tumblr.com, grandma's chocolate chip pancakes, & Seaside,FLRhonda Guillory: my heart, spir-it, and all my love

I, Daniel Bolus, being of nerd mind and Lebanese body do hereby leave:Vince Bolus: continued access to the Bolus cloud, the last of the Bolus clan name, Mrs. King's nasty glares, apple pie, and a book with random factsBand SENIORS: a free trip to New Orleans, a campout at Band Camp to watch the new fresh-man, and an awesome gradua-tionThe Saxy Saxophone Section: the new fruit of the year- kiwiChandler: Co-chair of the Band relay team, unlimited fruit, a new neckstrapAnne Marie: Co-chair of the Band relay team, all one's in Solo & Ensemble, sassGreg: section leader, olympic reruns, soprano sax solosMillie: a seat next to Greg, sar-casmMary Katherine: a device that allows you to find anything you lose Allen: real reeds, a free ticket to annoy the rest of the sectionTrumpets: an even bigger egoClarinets: new reeds!Flutes: a portal to the back of the roomOboes: ?????Horns: a new lightbulb for your band camp oasisPercussion: unlimited headsTenor Saxes: stickers with Neville on themTrombones: free hugs from dad-dyBaritones: swagTubas: something that will shock Nick everytime he says a corny jokeColor Guard: new flags, more superior ratings

Dorians: bus rides with blaring music, unlimited nerd dress-up daysScholar's Bowl: unlimited knowl-edge, winning more matches next year, cookiesBand Relay for Life Team: more rejections, more generous old ladies, kazoo warsSword&Shield: more late articles, a long list of senior wills, ads, misspelllingsTHElunch table: a new game called 2049Colin: headphones, a toy that will entertain TJ forever, and unlimit-ed sandwiches

I, Alex Boozer, being of mathe-matically gifted mind and mus-cular body, do hereby leave:Ethan Hughes: my bathroom windowTaylor Eyster: my golf gamePatrick Keim: the ability to de-cipher a Tampa Two defense in accordance with a lethal down-field passing attack

I, Beau Boudreaux, being of open mind and exhausted body, do hereby leave:Eden: my love, and my English required reading booksButch: the stability of the band. Godspeed, my son. Griselle: the state of ArizonaMr. Lasater: my 'You Shall Not Pass' stampDr. Foster: several Black Sabbath and Queen recordsKincaid: a spray bottle for new choir members

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Mr. Major: AsymptotesCurly: Charter InternetLinda: All of my Kevin Smith films

I, Han Bowers, being of free mind and zebra body do hereby leave:Austin Gandler, Elijah Welman and Meg: my Munchies stock Pile

I, Lucas Bradley, being of artistic mind and loving body do hereby leave:Mr. Tilton: my expertise in acting for college and for the nearby futureReid Parrott: Alabama beat TexasAustin Russell: Heather Ram, whoever you inherit her toMrs. Byars Smith: brilliant Latin scholars for Mr. Lasater next yearMr. Rotter: thank you for helping me in EconomicsMrs. McGuire: an excellent time spent with a lovable student

I, Caroline Bramlett, being of vacation mind and home body.

do hereby leave:Annie B: my singing voice, melis-sa, Gilchrist Mae: a new perfect picture, house alarmV dub: pink razr, sbx, your tram-polineAllie: elliott, bday party, 4 more secondsSarah: wwe, cateCate: bath tub promises, junk food tees, sophomore ride home, all my tank tops Vflem: the window, pageant, bleiberg, a pink chord Patrick: alabama football, mag-gie, my laptopMaddie b: sbx, bridesmaids, twin, drive from ttown to auburn to nashville Emily: WadeBoozer: my hand in marriagePat: Sara Anne, BurnsLiz: a German Shepherd puppy Anderson: a new jacket, seasideVirginia J: every hs sporting event Francie: "friend", snapchat Molly: free people, Donna Stringer: my class Maggs: willow point

I, Maddison Bromberg, being of a mad man mind and a come at me body do hereby leave:Ashleigh Pugh: Daddy MaxCarlisle McCullough: The farm, a snack for bean dip, and a window to close.Mims Bruhn: A paper sackBen Shearer: A giant peachCole Peck: A Tshirt Molly Barstein: Seaside Pool and the farm Elizabeth Hymer: Edward Aldag and the baseball fieldMae Rose Tyson: Will NicholsIsabelle Mulkin: A pack of water bottlesShelton McCollough: A Bath tub and The Jackson Five Madelyn Beatty: your roof topEmily Bedell: The river

I, Franklin Brown, being of sound mind and sound body, do hereby leave:The Eagans: I leave my gate keyJack McPherson: I leave my math notesCamille Jernigan: I leave my yetiParker Crane: I leave a little per-

sonalityElla Jernigan: I leave my mirrorMadeline DeBuys: I leave a mem-bership to the tanning bedBurke Moncus: I leave my alarm clock

I, Mims Bruhn, being of sound mind and sound body, do hereby leave:Emily Bedell: Everything ArthurArthur Smith: Everything EmilyAmelie Shallcross: Kyle Cavander and money for a cab Frances Patrick: Babybites and Maturity

I, Dara Buggay, being of sound mind and body do hereby leave:Maggie: amici in aeternum. Thanks for being my study buddy for all those stressful, sleepless nights. All hail to Mr. SteamShirazeh: Thanks for always going along with my dumb ideas. You're my forever workout and karaoke partner.George: You are the peanut to my butter. Thanks for making my life an adventure. My sun & my stars, khal drogo.

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I, Olivia Burton, being of sec-ond-semester senior mind and pale body, do hereby leave:Claire Davis and John Sisson: the power of the press, unlimited access to the computer lab, and everything I know about fontsThe rest of the newspaper staff: due dates George Keller: a parking spot next to somebody who parks better than I doMathilde Sharman: the staff cam-era and the staff head-scratcherMs. Lowe: another painting of that naked woman from The Awakening walking into the ocean, 37 illuminati sticky-notes hidden around your room, and a Diet CokeMr. Perez: another newspaper conferenceMountain Brook High School: the word "the" in front of The Sword & Shield.

I, Sarah Cain, being of mind and tart body do hereby leave:Cate Armstrong: catch phrase, a new babysitter, Naked and AfraidMolly Barstein: rabbit babies, Jus-

tin/ Austin/ Cody, a roommateVirginia Wilson: shirt-jacket, Peacock by Katy Perry, Arnie Attack, long lost brotherMadelyn Beatty: Treys, spare tire, Granger SmithAnne Baxley Winn: washboard, nail clippers, Friday Night Cook-outsVirginia Jordan, Elizabeth Hym-er, Virginia Wilson: wax cheeseStringer Vogtle: a snowballMills Poynor: Mary Kate and Ashley Cate, Molly, Madelyn, Virginia: Mr. Johnson, Cal Virginia Cain: pantsJoe Donald: yard signThat Girl: my leopard shirt

I, Dera Carr, being of white mind and black body do hereby leave:Adelaide Kimberly: all my foodAleeyah Gibbons: #StayInYoLaneEllen Berryhill: my stool in meadowsJohn Resha: strawberries in your locker

I, Ella Carter, being of California mind and sun kissed body do

hereby leave:Mrs. Gray's 3rd period: all of my special qualities Mrs. King: my highschool career Pey Pey (pp): the reason why Miley can't stopMary Fran: 3rd nine weeks se-nior year, my childhoodSeñora Price: Guatemala, and a babysitter Mary Martha: Tim, my custom-ized Adidas tennis shoesStag: a single boy, 90210, and Ferrell The clan: my loyaltyEliza: my love MBHS: #swag

I, Caroline Clark, being of cou-gar mind and twerking body do hereby leave:Ella: flying hotdogs and the lauren welks show because that is the only way to define our rela-tionship Neil: Fresh Market and Stephen Peyton: Beau's paw in marriage Mary Chapman: hands to syn-chronize dance with, all our traumatizing times in Binet, last but NEVER least FD!!!! Mare: teen angst, tumblr rela-

tionships, altamont, the BCC lounge room Kaylor Kidd and Chacelor Rog-ers: I leave you both Soca and many more sessions with Debo-naire Anne Pickering: Mr. Meadows. I would leave you more but he is a lot to handle Olivia: my family of squirrels for your amusement, roomie dance, and a mermaid tailShane: the clan and canal Mckinley: the relief of knowing shane is goneLaura: I leave you boxing, spring break, Sigma Nu, and ratchet red head Grace: twerking, candice swane-poel, preacher's son, and dke Courtney: Photography dramaHinton: outdoor shower

I, Elizabeth Clutton, being of unsatisfied mind and eager body do hereby leave:Baily Martin: my steadfast love and appreciation for your amaz-ing friendship, and my momMaggie Clemmons: a bottle of Gatorade and some Advil, have fun in college

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Carlin Pittman: all of my laugh-ter Will Hargrove: the best friend anyone could ask for, and family dinners Frances Morris: my career ambi-tions

I, Riva Cullinan, being of ques-tionable mind and short body do hereby leave:My dearest cat Schultz: my undy-ing affection, my unused grade 12 vocab book, and a long stand-ing invitation to come live in my dorm room.Will hunt: the stuff (you know which)Sammy: all my Latin notes from the past 6 years,Charlie Geiss: a new penErica Nelson: CatWill Royer: a pound ten Brock: my collection of pony tail holdersWilliam Scott: my cockney ac-cent Mary Katherine parrot: a foun-tain

I, Everette Dawkins, being of open mind and Loreal self tanner body do hereby leave:Casey Fann: a trip to a deep sea vent to visit your ancestors, my phone number and snapchatEllen: Jesse and Glenn Makenzie Grant: Iron Tribe workouts (Paleo), overalls for farm college next yearMrs. Burns: sassMargy: pockets, memories of JoshMrs. Cammarata: cat poems and conserving paperColee: science rules Jack Royer: Thursdays, power walks, the newsRick Lewis: our next four years togetherReed "Junie" Adams: chacos with socksKen, Branch, and Brew: HootersBuddy Pell: the equation of life, football = girlsThe Newscavemen (and women): the Newscave

I, Larkin Delk, being of full mind and cash body. do hereby

leave:Patrick Keim: A good golf gameHenry Abbott: An AvalonJake White: Some squeezeJack Grantham: Some mudBuddy Pell: SackAlan Dunn: New legs

I, Drew Dickson, being of swole mind and intelligent body do hereby leave:John Horton: 2 packs of double stuffed oreos, a whole 2 liter bot-tle of Dr. Pepper, and 2 chicken sandwiches.Brooks Glover: A Joy Divi-sion record that will never get warped. John Cooper: Some Italian Cheesy Bread from Little Cae-sar's.Kit Goldschmidt: All of those terrible movies we made in 6th grade. Jim, Jack, and Will: Young Mods and Rob Ford's continued pros-perity. Eli York and Ben Jackson: The chance to beat Robert Redford in a cross country ski race. Chase Levine: An opportunity to go fishing with Larry. George Perrine: The 35's. One day... Louis Wade: Come out and sup-port. Tom Pearce: A nice, firm hand-shake. George Keller: A ride.

I, Dani Diehl, being of sound mind and body do hereby leave:Vflem: wiz khalifa tickets, Ali's room, brown brownie batterAnnie: rubber bands, a boot, Mario, flirting lessons

Allie: maroon 5 tickets, camp lake in the woodspiper: a place to sleep in Austin :)

I, Lizzy Donald, being of imag-inative mind and tall body do hereby leave:Annie Bloomston: my mom's orzo recipe, all my nike shorts, big joe, the crawfish boil, six inches of my height, Zach from Wisconsin, harry, bates motel, shakira hips, 3FF, jazzerciseMary Chapman Nabors: end-less trips to maki, my cousins, the fault in our stars, my tie dye shirt, vine direct messaging, ico-na pop, 3FF, ginny and andrew carneyMary Virginia Adams: my ha-tred for glaciers, the top bunk at camp, the great state of alaska, my love of harriet, kk, every fam-ily holidayJoe Donald: my favorite pair of sweatpantsVirginia Wilson: my little brotherAnnie Lovelady: my entire closetAbbie Rodgers: never ending free period, car rides to awkward situationsLaura Tovar: free cups of coffee and water, lifetime supply of sessions at the bed, anna ergish, p!nkAmelie Shallcross: my 4,277 likes on vine, tony tomahawk, choirThomas Webb: american horror story, lakeshore trail

I,Tillman Drew, being of moist mind and crusty body do hereby leave:Emmie Stutts: I leave the Faulk-ner Legacy, as bestowed to me. Griffin Osborne: I leave my

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championship bow tie, computer, and presidency. Ryan Fredella: to my prodigy I leave The Order.Vincent Z: I leave my business and livelihood on the condition he remembers it's always a good time to make a sale. Keller Briley: And to Keller, I leave a brand new nose.

I, Adelaide Dunn, being of un-conventional mind and un-ath-letic body do hereby leave:Other Adelaide: your (our) name. And, (let's be honest) the Muse in two years.Catagain: The Muse. May the force be ever in your favor. Cleary Gray: My proverbial park-ing spot. And all the Britney you could ever hope for. Kristin: I don't actually have anything to leave you, but come visit me. Gaines: Halley, I guess. But I'm still her favorite. You can have Stephen, though. Katie: I leave the youth group in your hands. Good luck (you'll need it). Lizzie: STAIR. Even if you choose not to take the job. Elizabeth: Take care of our fami-ly. Also my closet. Will: Ambassadors. Have fun with that one, bud.

I, Ian Ennis being of semi sane mind and body do hereby leave:Madeline Marx: my bear and computer so you can finally get some good music as well as all the chocolate you can findPearce Embrey: my calculus binderSam Neal: my climbing shoesLuke Bloodworth: my chalk bag Austin Garrett: my red cleats and poster of Wayne RooneyRussell Cross: my Manchester United flagElizabeth Clutton: a copy of Headband by B.o.B.Adelaide Dunn: a Centre sticker for your carChamblee Shufflebarger: a pic-ture of Mrs. Burns's wall quotesMichelle Wu: my GSA T-shirtMrs. Sam: my soccer jersey from senior yearJaney Hollis: my entire collection of CDs because Simon and Gar-funkel won't cut it in college 71Madeline Marx: my bear and my computer so you can finally get some good music as well as all the chocolate you can find!

Moooooooooo A&FElizabeth Clutton: a copy of Headband by B.o.B.Adelaide Dunn: a Centre sticker for your carPearce Embrey: my calculus binderLuke Bloodworth: my chalk bag and tapeSam Neal: my climbing shoesRussell Cross: my Manchester United flagAustin Garrett: my red cleats and my poster of Wayne RooneyMrs. Sam: my soccer jersey from senior yearMichelle Wu: my GSA T-shirtMary Nix Roberson: my satiric essayChamblee Shufflebarger: a break-up cookie from Church StreetJaney Hollis: my CD collection because Simon and Garfunkel won't cut it in collegeDeanna Medina: my confidence to believe she can become a rockstar

I, Jake Erba, being of sound and Extremely Hot ;) body, do hereby leave:William Pankey- my black but-ton down Austin Russell- 200 dollar gift card to Chen ExpressMichelle Wu- Ramen NoodlesTrey Lockett- fourty gallon bottle of conditionerMaddy Rosenthal- A Lav, be-cause emcees are ridiculous

I, Libbie Faulconer, being of street smart mind and fair skinned body do hereby leave:Charlotte McRae: I leave you the troopaaaJulia Belle Pope: I leave you head nods in the hallwayMargy Troiano: I leave you my exAnnie Wyatt: I leave you our choir thronesLaura Tovar: I leave you every-thing I owe youSarah Sims Parker: I leave you all the clothes I've borrowed and ukulele lessonsWill McDowell: I leave you all marine organisms

I, Grace Findley, being of rad mind and having a body do here-by leave:Leslie Allen Brown: a million husky puppies, lots of kittens, and Krispy Kreme doughnut runsStephanie Webster: the dark moon emojiChandler Gory: the super rad sunglass emoji, Marcus Mum-ford, and Ezra KoenigMadeline Mitchell: another year of drumline and a cowWilliam Pankey: a lifetime sup-ply of Pop-Tarts (your choice of flavor) and Beyonce. Hey, maybe you and Beyonce can eat Pop-Tarts together!James Lott: the promise of a glare at the 2014 Iron Bowl (rollti-de4life) and two years of Mrs. King's wonderful notes Daniel Bolus: just one year of Mrs. King's notes and surprise sleepovers when it snows

I, Virginia Anne Fleming, being of an A+ mind and body. do hereby leave:

Will Brewster: I leave you Zax-by's.Carlton Cooper: I leave you my baby, Caico.Alex Boozer: I leave you a park-ing spot at my house forever.Tucker Ellis: I leave you Tim McGraw.Piper Miles: I leave you my neighbor. Maggie Greene: I leave you 12 flights of stairs to climb up every day next year. Dani Diehl: I leave you Carter ThomasAnnie Miles: I leave you my cat, AbbieMae Rose Tyson: I leave you the ClementineAllie LeJeune: I leave you ice drinks and mallowsCaroline Bramlett: I leave you nothing because you're about to have to put up with me for a year;)

I, Russell Galloway, being of uncle mind and Rus body, do hereby leave:Austin Chapman: The Jackson-

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ville Landing Tee, never forget Nov. 13, 2003.Scott Lepley: My 1996 Atlanta Olympic GearTom Pearce: 20 Boxes of MatchesWill Jackson: A non-functional Third EyeSam Cochran: W&L CCJack Fitzpatrick: The Rug, the real 3AM, Live in the X-Lounge (just keep it)Allan White: the stuffed mole, 8 years of friendship and 88 more to come!, all of my Southern Marsh, Southern Tide, Every-thing Southern, Southern Shirt Co., Southern Proper, Birming-ham Southern, Vineyard Vines, Guy Harvey, Kavu, and Costal Cotton clothes, my Costas, AFT-COs, Sperry Top Siders, Birken-stocks, Rainbows, Toms, Sanuks, Georgia Boots, Merrells, Five Fingers, Chacos, Cole Haans, and CrocsPeyton Alexander: Steve's entire closetRick Lewis: Jimmy=HerbTrey Lockett: 13 Gallons of Kool Aid

Jack Royer: DakotaBailey Womack: Cousin GruhDrew Williams: My hand-held CD PlayerJessica Molloy: My Disposable CameraStewart Hawk: You still go here?Davis Kelly: Did you steal my $0.05?Emily Bedell: a spot on the wait-ing listKatherine Dodson: Spot #4 on The ListHelen: I forgot your last name but spot #7Frances Patrick: My Arizona license plate name tag (keep it)Marshall Smith: Too much to fit into this little newspaper bro. See me in person, or call (555-4386) between 9-5 Mon. - Fri. for more info.Michael Clark: 1 black Nike left foot sock, 1 Pair Costa del Mar sunglasses polarized lenses with leopard spotted pattern, 1 pair women's Nike Zoom Structure Lunarglides size 7.5, Did anyone else know there was a lake in the middle of Crestline?

William Dodson: Sunny IslandsTrace Blakely: A chest bumpWayne Ingram: Closing Time, Mr. GallowayMonty Miller: Wayne IngramTracy Chapman: A Fast CarChamblee Shufflebarger: 6 Ceil-ing pull-upsMurray Manley: Surprise Dinner VisitsAmelie Shallcross: Crash Into MeAnne Baxley Winn: Surface level conversationsBrandon Bartels: Watch out for the 77-53-16-1 4-18! He is 31-39!!Virginia Jordan: double date with Patrick WilderWirth Doss: Sauce! You get my "Roo-Cup" man!Pete Berryman: He goes by On-drew Grayson CapstickdaleReed Adams: This is...Everyone: Chain-mail through college and into young adult life!

I, Katie Lupton Godwin, being of mind and body, do hereby leave:Clair Godwin: an alarm clock, Wendy's chicken nuggets, and no paddingAbby Oliver: a TRULY open house & heavy shoesAnnie Wyatt and Kate Speyer: a cot in my tut dorm Ella O'Neil: a Victoria's Secret catalogue & a place in my familyJake Bice: a bottle of cake8th period math: group me & a shrek costumeMrs McGovern: "sin & debauch-ery!!!"To anyone I left out: an "I'm sor-ry" pizza (princess diaries style)

I, Kit Goldschmidt, being of cloudy mind and wandering body do hereby leave:Ella Jernigan: Sierra MistVictor O'Connor: MuffinsGeorge Keller: an A+ in artLucy Gardner: St. Mary's

I, Makenzie Grant, being of questionable mind possible body do hereby leave:Reid Grant: My car (even though it's not really my choice)Anne Peyton: nothing, quit fol-lowing me Lane: my sense of fashion be-cause you need itEverette: notes in the right for-matRick: the vicious chipmunk Ralph (Rico)Ben Jackson: my sarcasmYouth Group: bonfires

I, Maggie Greene, being of a tall mind and a midget body do hereby leave:Mae Rose Tyson: a GPS system, tennis lessons, birthday cake gas station coffee, the bed next to the doorPatrick Keim: the drive to TITLE townAllie LeJeune: KennyElizabeth Hymer: Chuck and the tutwiler penthouseVirginia Fleming: Tim Mcgraw concert, a million diet cokesPiper Miles: Elizabeth Hope Hymer, gas station coffeeMadelyn Beatty: a popcorn buck-et, a pound of butterVirginia Wilson: Leah's, Tin Roof wings

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Virginia Jordan: a rose from foot-ball senior night, Iguana Grill's lightsAnne Baxley Winn: the home-coming needle, gas pedal, baby hairs, cannon coreyMary Katherine Pinson: 100 SPF sunscreenMary Farley Stevens: our little sisterKaylyn Greene: a herd of sheep, tan towelsBen Rysedorph: my parents Patrick Keim: 2013 Keim Christ-mas cardDani Diehl: instagram followers Sarah Cain: bagels Molly Barstein: a bucket of pony-tails

I, Elizabeth Haberstroh, being of silly mind and Jennifer Con-nelly (Labyrinth) body, do hereby leave:Emily Wagnon: Warrior cats for life, the best of spongebob, mrrrrrow, your family and I have a date to watch Harvey don't you worry.Yampolsky & Graves: the ham-mer. Use it well.Virginia White: may I take your hat sirDmitrius: you are so weird, var-sity or die, looks like it broke us insteadMeg & Lewis: the golden days of jv, adventure time love, jcrew, foodMurray: never ending adven-tures, the best chatsboogie: growing up, music, the pool in liberty park, josh how's that pepperHannah Kendrick: partay, the interstate between t-town and sewanee, homecoming issuesCharley Dye: Manchester United, the karate kid, big texasBlum & Pewitt: I'm a ramblin wreck, chatsxc/track girls: much love

I, Anne Merrick, being of mer-maid mind and mermaid body do hereby leave:Shane: not my sister

Mary Parker: Chevy truck and Chuck Bass... sorry Morgan Laura: dwadeAlan and Chris: @naaaatkaaat Grace: Chris Peyton: leather crocs Christian: real crocs maggie: JCrew Carol: sophomores Sarah: Court Ella: Clay

I, Stewart Hawk, being of redon-culous mind and bodacious body do hereby leave:Griff: My endless knowledge Ryan: consistency over a long period of timeMarsh: the column in the locker room Jess: a certain Black Eyed Peas song...Drew: Locker 26, all of its con-tents, and the responsibilities that lie within.Spence: the treasure chest

I, Janey Hollis, being of tall mind and short body do hereby leave:Kayleigh Cochran: Not just any pizza, the supreme, I swearDera Carr: Mason, he was like a brother to meSophie Johnston: Sebastian, Ron-ald, and Troy TorrowSavanna Bryant: Mango chutney, any kind of chutney reallyChamblee Shufflebarger: Boy With AppleIan Ennis: My Simon and Gar-funkel records

I, Turner Hull, being of worried mind and concerned body do hereby leave:Abby Oliver: some common sense and bandaids for your banged up feetCarson Hull & Anne Douglass Williams: Abby Oliver (make sure she uses all that I for leave her)

I, Elizabeth Hymer, being of infallible mind and ghetto body do hereby leave:My cheerleader babies: advice

against making the Vestavia run-through about rainbows... or maybe I'll just leave y'all the breakawayAlex Boozer: locker shelves, Dani, Zaxby's, rides, the list goes onAllie LeJeune: ^Anderson Aldag: "adios to my ex-twin. we are 100% nothing alike"Anne Baxley Winn: a new cof-fee mug, Taco Mama corn, your hidden house keyAnnie Stewart Miles: flirting lessons, a boyfriend, Zoe'sAustin Chapman: DSPBuddy Pell: two weeks of 8th grade, snake huntingCarol Bramlett: an apology for my cousin giving you a five star the first time we metDani Diehl: Regina and George, Lulu lemon shortsG-man: my heartJack McPherson: Best Looking 2015Ken Thompson: 9 o'clock the night before 11th grade home-coming

Mary Chapman Nabors: water balloons... ;)Madelyn Beatty: gas station nachos, 8th grade, an apology for the overwhelming number of times I made you listen to me talk about Nemo/K-wordMaggie Greene: late nights with JBMae Rose Tyson: opportunities to "branch out"Maddison Bromberg: Waffle House, McDonalds, Spring Break '12Molly Barstein: Spring Break '12, the "smell of death"Piper Miles: YouTube, Dylan O'Brien, plane ticket to Colora-do, #10, the YSarah Cain: Just Lose It -Em-inemVirginia Jordan, and Virgin-ia Wilson: TLC, Sarah's upstairsVirginia Jordan: you annoy meVictor O'Connor: The Chum BucketSarabeth Blakely: birthday cakeOfficer Kelley: a trip to PasadenaHunter Lucas: protein and mus-cle milk, teethWill Hartley: Emily Bedell

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CONGRATULATIONSCLASS OF 2014

Image Arts

FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS

HOMECOMING

The Road to May 22nd.....

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Oh Alma Mater, here’s to you,We put our trust in thee.The Spartan’s green and goldWill ever bring us victory!So here’s to you, oh, Mountain Brook!Our Alma Mater True,We pledge in love and harmony Our loyalty to you.

SPARTAN SWAG

BACK TO BACKSTATE CHAMPS

SNOWPOCALYPSE

COLLEGE T-SHIRT DAY

Ben Jackson Photography

Photos courtesy ofImage Arts, Ben Jackson Photography, Olivia Burton, Rick Lewis, and Brooks Glover.

Where are they going?

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I, Wayne Ingram, being of silly mind and exceptionally attractive body do hereby leave:Will Freeman: My good looks and fashion senseRix Curtis: My lucky football snapping towel and Vanilla ThunderSam Morris: My Shpopal gear and Family Guy clipsCarter Byrd: My Nickelback CDFischer Priestly: Birdie PuttsParker Hendley: Nothing, I'm not being nice to you recently.The JV O Line: How to run LT and ZoneJack Carvahallo: My HumorDr. P: Waffle HouseMr. Major: I'll never p in the pooled dataMr. Weatherly: My copy of 3001: A Space IlliadAnn Olympian: Ski SchoolNeely Francis: Two Chairs in Art of CinemaJake Jordan: Hair gel and a puppyMrs. Trimm: Conservative Val-ues and Wit

I, Ben Ivey Jackson, III, being of slow mind and tall body, do hereby leave:Vince Bolus: student apathy, the President’s Secret Book, and roadtrips with Binet.Katie Reiss: Good luck and a pre-carious financial situation.Mr. John Binet: A great new Su-per 7, deserts, desserts, the story of my life, and an Autographed copy of Katrina Akers’ "Oh the Places’ You’ll Go."

Mary Katherine Moore: $80,000 cash. Paul Roth: My never ending love, Relay success, and a Batman mask.Natalie Jones: A personal assis-tant, a good CONA year, and thousands of college acceptance letters.The Math Department: A clean shave and a good haircut.Claire Davis: A proud journalism legacy and the keys to the news cave.John Sisson: NAAMP.Dr. Glenn Lamar: A herd of prof-itable stealth cows so that you may always pay your debts, some Starks for a rainy day, and a copy of "Jérome Bonaparte: The Non-War Years, 1816-1860."Regan Aland: A Supreme hat, my thoroughly plagiarized photo-graphs from New York, and a few less Twitter followers.Meg McCalley and Ellen Berry-hill: A picture of Mr. Meadows that has been difference clouds’d. Mr. Jeremy Crigger: A plate of Pork N’ Greens from Saw’s Juke Joint.Alex Ball, Annie Reich, and Louise Shearer—Stewardship of Ridge Drive and that scary Ger-man Shepherd across the street.Lewis Fitzpatrick: Good com-munication directing, some debate, a box of double edge safety razors, and an abundance of bowties. Mr. Andy Meadows: A new darkroom and printer, obscure references, laughs, a Facebook friend request, a membership to the DAR (kool-aid included), and a limited edition copy of "The Life and Times of C.W., a Photographic Legend".Charlie Lewis: Rick Lewis’s big, lime-green, suede shoes to fill.Mathilde Sharman: A J.Crew gift card and a peaceful newspaper year.

I, Sophia Jean Johnston, being of eccentric mind and swole

body do hereby leave:Christian: the bathroom, paleo food, yellingMaddie: Bio notes and senioritis Lewis: gold tights and JCrew cardigansDrew: Riley

I, Virginia Jordan, being of princess mind and High School body, do hereby leave:Virginia Wilson: 5th gradeSarah Cain: playing house up-stairs, my Vera Bradley patternCate Armstrong: mathMolly Barstein: the pep talk, the Wills Patrick Trammell: Atlantic CityElizabeth Hymer: "Im Sorry" presents, the Waffle House in DecaturAnne Baxley Winn: my pantryMaggie Greene: basketball gamesCarlton Cooper: Fat Boy Farms Maddie Beatty: Boys of Fall

I, Beatrice Kalish, being of sound mind and body do hereby leave:Allie: CornEO: Sint Maarten / Anguila / St BartsDani: GraysonVirgy: South Carolina in Sea IslandPiper: CPK pizza & waterMary Pat: AustinCaroline Kennedy: the bench I fell off of / Vk's window I jumped out ofAnnie Stew: piperMaggie: 9th gradeliz: THE lizardWheeler: Dot & Taco CasaAnna Jackson: Cavilers & walksLouise: Casey, Red White & BlueCamille: double dating Molly: Erica before EllenAbbie: boys

I, Davis Kelly, being of feline mind and small body do hereby leave:Ryan, Griffin, and Spencer: Cafe-teria lunch for three yearsDrew Williams: Stadium left-

overs after the MB Invite and a 5K time to beatCharlie, Big Phil, and Davis: The Spot and Daily Spot Pic Respon-sibilitiesOwen and Rob: Responsibility to make doge jokesGraham and Hunter: The track team, you're the leaders nowRussell Galloway: The Cherokee Bend wildernessMarsh: The right to pick a new team "probe" and Line GarrettMichael Clark and Ryan Kirk: MarshallWilliam Dodson: My kneesWill Hargrove: Some dance movesLeo: Zoolander poses and sushiJess: My arsenal of accentsDers: MarlinHelen: My pickup linesJack Fruin: Every fish shirt ever madeWill Freeman: Hugs and Mrs. KingPaul Roth: Gotham CityParker Henley: My ability to jump because you can'tBen Rysedorph: Also hugs and any speed of mine from trackVince Bolus: Every girl in the schoolReid Carter and Dmitrius Dworek: Each otherReid Grant: Every piece of art I ever craftedMrs. King: some stories where people don't die horriblyThomas Wilson: The PriusesJames Anderson: nothingMy snapchat friends: Louie be-cause you'll miss him

I, Patrick Keim, being of a mon-ey mind and a Kamanchee body. do hereby leave:Matt Creighton: speach therapist Will Hartley: Social Skills Alex Boozer: athleticismBen Garcia: PantsAnderson Aldag: Prius Caroline Bramlet: one second to think about Auburn footballWill Brew: vintage crocs Elizabeth Hymer: basketball

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players Maggie Beasley: My heart...Margeret Davidson: Engagement ring...Maggie Greene: My overwhelm-ing presence...

I, Francie Kenan, being of blonde mind and unproportional body do hereby leave:Abbie Rodgers: wedding ring, 256, T1 and T2, SB14, bad luck, 4 PM, ttown, texting for each other, separation anxiety, awk-wardness Mae Rose Tyson: my closet, lay-ing outMadelyn Beatty: Taco Bell break-fast, Hemline, foxyAnne Baxley Winn: bobby, snap-chat, Mobile night 1Caroline Bramlett: South Africa, triple textingMary Virginia Adams: Eskimo kisses, scopeonhope, your broth-er, bird callVirginia Jordan and Elizabeth Hymer: boy box, mall madness Beatrice Kalish: ignition, Mtn Brook Creamery, dive bys, Texas, absences, LondonAllie LeJeune: soccer, my whole childhood, ripstick, voice overs, hand holdingWill Reis and Banks Fulmer: can-dy shop, crazy rap song, phone sing alongs, frat life, snapchat, west sideFrances Patrick: Franiel, jamocha shakes and curly fries

I, Caroline Kilpatrick, being of right mind and sound body do hereby leave:

Cat Schultz: I leave a 1, and a Dairy Queen dinner.Erica Nelson: I also leave a 1, and the knowledge that you are awesome! The Clarinets:I leave a good luck and remember that Clarinets are the best section.Jacob Butcher: I leave an I love band pin.Mel McComber: I leave patience for the younger members of the section.All Upcoming Seniors:Good luck with senioritis.

I, Allie LeJeune, being of a happy mind and body do hereby leave:Mae Rose Tyson: the green t-shirt, four best friends, 32 de-grees, the simpsonsDani Diehl: Maroon 5, camp lake in the woods, a memory, a toothFrancie Kenan: PropagandaElizabeth Hymer: Sam's MailboxVirginia Fleming: self-timers, mallowsVirginia Wilson and Madelyn Beatty: mixtapes Trace Blakely: clumpie's ice cream datesLouise Pewitt: a GPSWill Brewster: lucky charms, 4 seconds, a personal driverMax Black: a valentine Piper Miles: CPK to-go box for Chris, pictures with Ben Rector, stargazing, starbucks revelations, zip lines, a backpack and a mapAnnie Stewart Miles: a trip out of town, Luigi, a one-piece Bea: a lot of money, a trip to sea-side, Whit Hobbs

I, Richard Burnett Hard Lew-is, being of multi-track mind and pasty white body do hereby leave:Ford Wood: music from the chocolate lands and your own pack of gumBen Jackson: a reincarnation as Hemingway 2.0 and some more square-shaped sunglassesMakenzie Grant: berries, lots and lots of berries (baby monkey)Russell Galloway: a teaspoon of Kool-Aid and a shaving razorMrs. Cammarata: pumpernickel idioms Everette Dawkins: "see you soon fella"Brooks Glover: an "atta-boy" and Gilbert GottfriedNatalie Jones: an umbuku lizard, a really complex arm dance, and Olexa's zebra cake Lottice Taylor: car locks and a reminder of the inevitable ginger extinction (~2115) John Resha: a spotted baby lionMr. Perez: convenient excuses (right around convention time)C. Lowe: NAAMP and that stuffy cave next doorLouis Wade: god-brotherly affec-tion and a number 1 at Burger KingGeorge Keller: a handshake in passingMarc: your own names Claire Davis and John Sisson: Adobe InDesign and a working AC unitOlivia Burton: "Ocean Man" by WeenColin Hartmann: a fountain TJ

will actually drink from and fall-free runsClaire Gorman: your future No-bel prize Dara Buggay: your position as the company's CFOGoerge Perrine: Ricky-Tikky-Timbo-No-Sorembo-Charrie-Barri-Ruchi-Pip-Perri-PemboLaura Stagno: "hey Laura"Mrs. Chatham: quazars, blazars, and shmoosWoodish Ma Lad Herren: a great future job so you can afford that station-wagon you've always wantedAnnie Sommerville: what even?Reed Adams: a degree not in economics Alec Lewis: Alexis Ellen Given: T-DawgMrs. King: an actual - no broc-coli, no salt-free popcorn, no cucumber - lunch Anne Peyton Baker: nudge, nudge, wink, wink (Royal Oak Drive) Lane Allen: a less ghetto carEddy Yu: my uncle's money Austin Garrett: carpool with Alec B.Janey Hollis: being stuck with me, againTrey Lockett: a cup of Kool-Aid and "Just a Chat" with Trey LockettJohn Cooper: double dates and an accordian with a broken keyMathilde Sharmin: enough sani-ty to last the next two years

I, Elizabeth Limbaugh, being of generous mind and body, am leaving items from my recent

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years in high school the person I have to put up with my whole life. I hope these notes help. ;) And a promise that will never be fulfilled to Catagain. do hereby leave:Virginia Limbaugh: My outside reading books and good luckCat Shultz: A giant cookie that doesn't exist

I, Trey Lockett, being of sound (ha, see what I did there?) mind and mediocre body do hereby leave:Kate Powell: the lighting system at Mountain Brook Community ChurchWilliam Pankey: the stage crew hypothetical Oval Office & Planning Center is now yours my friendRussell Galloway: my iPhone, my Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Snapchat accounts, the panda suit, and lots and lots of Kool-aidJack Royer: Crestline 6th Grade Technology AwardDaniel Bolus: all the school stuff that you taught me, which I total-ly remembered after the test, and the best Drum Major & Band Captain team MB has ever seenRick Lewis: "Just a Chat" with Trey LockettFrank Phillips: Catherine Smith, "Brahbrah" Fox, and JennyNichole Edge: the Alto Flute parts for an entire musical trans-posed to CJake Erba: all of the set con-struction work I didn't do, and a chance to work a show on stage right (no thanks to William)Austin Garrett: Team TreyFord Wood: not Team TreyCaroline Kilpatrick: All the be-ginning band trumpets. I am so done with them.Grace Lockett: absolutely no mode of transportation whatso-everHannah Mouyal & Austin Rus-sell: Your Planning Center Ac-counts, which you kept updated ever so well

Bill Perry: Another junior high girls' retreatLottice Taylor: TATFEddy Yu: all my loveTBD: the pitch pipe...

I, James Lott, being of bored mind and tired body do hereby leave:Kincaid: I leave you my grati-tude for showing that even when everything around you is in mass chaos or if youre having a bad day, a positive attitude will make it better. also, i leave my thanks for teaching me that there are things you cant conrtol, and you just have to accept it.Gaeton Thorne: I leave you adventure time, super high fives, and an industrial sized package of pepperoni.Madeline Mitchell: I leave you fun times with Mrs. King and hopefully a pit.Mason Goodman: I leave you one water filled crystal.Alex Graham: I leave you a drumline to run in a chill man-ner.Joseph Pewitt: I leave you a quad line all to yourslef.Margeret Heath: Sorry, didnt see you there.Charlie Giess: I leave you the most awkward of salutations, my good sir.Nick Fowler: I leave the follow-ing memory: STOP! You want what? Peasant PIG! You want what? also riki RIKIKI. I should also leave you a new toenail i suppose.Reese Williams: I leave you an-other french horn solo for me to sway to.Griselle: Aguiar: I leave you Taco Bell breakfast, and the view from the top of the McWane Center. Eden Brittain: I leave you that time Jimmy couldnt catch So-phia, and that one time after prom.Once On This Island Cast: I leave you my thanks for being awesome and for making my last semester of high school memo-

rable. I guess I'll let you keep that boom box even though it wasnt mine to begin with.Band Members: I leave you my thanks as well. Thank you for making not only high school but also junior high tolerable through being great friends and peers.

I, Madeline Marx, being of weird mind and mini body do hereby leave:Hannah diamond: all our match-ing clothes, biscuits, sales in Forever 21, and Manchu Wok noodlesRiva Cullinan: all those years of Latin..., depressing angsty teen books, curtamin, and stickersMegan Bemowski: post mid-night ball IHOP, ratchet, key club meetings, and cute boysEmma Nichols: TAB lockins and obsessive readingMary Nelson: physics ehh, not working well but collaborating well together in math, and Latin chicken and shirtsEllie Hager: tea, hot actors who are way out of our league and age, and marvelAnn Thomas: Jr High choir and good mornings John Blum: praedamKary Reynolds: writing research papers during lock-ins at 3:00am Elizabeth Clutton: soccer games, APES, snowpocolipse Ian Ennis: Ethan's nuts, FAC breakfasts, chemistry and APES, Senior year :)

I, Shelton McCollough, being of sound mind and body do hereby leave:Turner Henderson: A step stool for your truckThomas Webb: A treadmillMaddison Bromberg: The salt life and a homeWalt Price: a bucket for your tears, where's Waldo Sarah Sims Parker: my car doorCarlisle McCullough: boots and bean dipEmily Bedell: Ginger spice

Amelie Shallcross: The burgerbrit hurley: Selma Ashleigh Pugh: the big betsy room

I, Neil McDonald, being of sane mind and sound body, do hereby leave:Paul Roth - my fancy black penElizabeth Deatkine - My heart and my Harvard shirt Allye Lott - my endless love for Crispitos Caroline Boone - in charge of the duck tape Burt Bellande - Grace Caroline Moore – Elaine

I, Robert McLean, being of sound mind and body do hereby leave:Vince Bolus: My love for The Legend of Zelda, Pokemon, and Super Smash Bros.Jack Carvalho: You're the King GiraffeAdam Elrefai: I hope your nose is okWill Freeman: I don't love Abby anymoreAbby Garrett: I love youAnna Catherine Gillespy: You have the coolest knee brace that I have ever seenEllen Given: Watch over Reid for meReid Grant: Hey ReidParker Henley: Frisbee. Charles Hoyt: You are the swim teamJack Kidd: Blackwell's was always fun with youBaily Martin: I don't know why I included you in my senior willJessica Molloy: Mol-loooooyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Angel Garcia: Te amoThatcher Rickertsen: MehPaul Roth: *wink*Louise Shearer: Lou3sss you were my prom dateGeorge Slaughter: Boop!Thomas Byrne: Win state next yearCarolyn Crommelin: Tell Emily that I left her out of my senior will on accidentSarah Frances Jackson: Tell Emily that I left her out of my senior will on accident if Carolyn doesn'tAdelaide Kimberly: You're good at soccer and getting better at frisbeeDrew Reed: Win state next yearAustin Riegar: It's been realTanner Williams: It's been realAllen Yu: Hey EddyThose who were forgotten: I apologize

I, Annie Stewart Miles, being of telepathic mind and fraternal body do hereby leave:Dani: Taylor, the toilet, Zoe's cookieMary Katherine: Wendy's bath-room, math tutor, sunscreenElizabeth: personal photogra-pher, youtube, Taylor Swift tick-ets, Ingram Estates, moamsAllie: Patrick SwayzeMaggie: lip glossMae Rose: my catsVirginia: walks, ed's pet worldLouise: coffee, Piper falling, shoppingMolly: blizzards, G Wagon, coachellaChristina: my mom, Chinese pool parties, walksPiper: gas money, cookies, CPK Hannah: Oscar de la Renta, Jus-tin Bieber Allie: Olivia Palermo, Johannes Huebl

I, Piper Miles, being of a tele-pathic mind and fraternal body do hereby leave:Elizabeth Hymer: @timothr, taylor swift concert, maoams,

bruises on your leg (sorry), 18 cool drive-by Annie Stewart Miles: Taylor Swift concert, the womb, a chauf-feur,every friend I've ever had Dani Diehl: toilet, shoes, insides, pillow, phone, phone charger, cupMK Pinson: "let's take a picture", Wendy's bathroom, tripletVirginia Fleming: hang loose, bloody noseMaggie Greene: nike, adidas, my sophomore locker buddy.. call him what you want- he's yours. Maddison Bromberg- sandy mouth, alex moyersMadelyn Beatty, Anne Baxley Winn, and Sarah Cain: Ace tribe foreverVirginia Wilson: workout vid-eos..Allie LeJeune: the Ben Rector picture, the day we both decided on Auburn, a lexus, lucky num-ber 13 Molly Barstein: Justin Bieber, G63, and everything else we can't have Patrick Keim: the Mystery Trip you forgot I was on, breaking my toe at sophomore ball, and for being my favorite twin Liz, Vj, and Jack Kline: dating this year was fun, ily rjCate Armstrong: the view ;)Carlton Cooper-: FourChristina Harmon- Tinkerbell and Chipmunk and asian friendsMichael White- Matt RaderBeatrice Kalish: Jack Luckie, Ours by TswiftAnderson Aldag: slow danceWilliam Tynes: Homecoming 2011- all of it, but mainly when I yelled at youMae Rose Tyson: never ending supply of Aquafina and Crystal Light EnergyCamille Smith: YoungLife boy-friends and church surprisesLouise Pewitt: when your vocab-ulary gets sillyMary Martha Grizzle: your jour-nal to your cat and mine to Zac EfronWirth Doss: Family Christmas

even though we aren't related at allAnnie Stewart Miles: every friend I've ever hadBeatrice Kalish: Jack Luckie, Ours by TswiftAnderson Aldag: slow danceWilliam Tynes: Homecoming 2011- all of it, but mainly when I yelled at youMae Rose Tyson: never ending supply of Aquafina and Crystal Light EnergyCamille Smith: YoungLife boy-friends and church surprisesLouise Pewitt: when your vocab-ulary gets sillyMary Martha Grizzle: your jour-nal to your cat and mine to Zac EfronAllie LeJeune: lucky number 13Wirth Doss: Family Christmas even though we aren't related at all

I, Grace Morrissette, being of a winning mind and a so sophisti-cated body. do hereby leave:Mary Parker: a lifted z71 Chevy with a ranch hand and mud tiresAnne Merrick: a game of cards Carol: pledgeMaggie: Mexico Lindo, Ellie goulding, drake Mary Fran: all "responsibility"Stag: Rick Ross, nat cat Ella: GPSPeyton: love shackWesley: box seats to daveThe clan: my heart Neil: everything else

I, Mary Chapman Nabors, being of rambling mind and freckly body do hereby leave:

Annie Bloomston: JoJo, Zach hehehe, Seaside, shakira legsLizzy Donald: Beyon say K-now leys, Vine, gorillas, the luck of the irish, Wisconsin Mary Virginia Adams: 4, My Life Would Suck Without You, scope-onhope Caroline Clark: hands to choke with, credit cards, FD Mary Fran: Okay? Davis Collman: All the green clothing items in the world, Mr. Ferguson Laura Tovar: a homewrecker, lion, lamps to break

I, Rhea Nathan, being of gen-erous mind and golf body do hereby leave:Meg: a free tee from the golf shopSarah Winston: all the leftover stuff I don't take to college

I, Daniel Neville, being of stressed mind and tired body do hereby leave:Griselle Aguiar: I leave my sarcastic comments about your spanish ways. Eden Brittain: I leave my argu-ment that you are in fact a bona fide hipster. Jacob Butcher: I leave flappy bird and all the pain it brought our table at free period. Sophia Giovanelli: I leave the conversations we had during the ball scene in the musical.James Barton: I leave our lips conversation. Richard O'Brian: I leave our deep talks about music theory. Kaitlyn Coffey: I leave that copy

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of Infinity Land. Taylor Lolly: I leave our car ride talks about anything and every-thing. Mary Katherine Bridges: I leave Jack Barakat Gaeton Thorne: I leave Brook-stock and all the craziness that came with it.

I, Sunny Nguyen, being of wise mind and strong body. do hereby leave:Everbody, "Don't follow your dreams,lead them."

I, Sarah Sims Parker, being of sound mind and body, do hereby leave:Mimi Waggoner: Any guy but my brother

I, Wesley Patterson, being of im-mature mind and sophisticated body do hereby leave:Logan Skinner: clippersJake Fleisher: A trip to CubaChristian Lowman: a new hatch-etShane Pugh: a new toy yodaJackson Lamar: Handcuffs and one free rideGrace Morrissette: Box seating to Dave MatthewsMary Chapman Nabors: A de-ceased Cat

Ella Carter: two Pizza LegsMitchell Bain: ProfanityFord Wood: Destruction of Inno-cenceJohn Buchanan: Our very own foreign dialect and Ronnie Van ZantAnne Merrick Hamilton: Shoes, because why not?Mary Parker Wetzler: My Dan-gerously Attractive Danger RangerTucker Martin: Nothing.

I, Buddy Pell, being of saucy mind and American body do hereby leave:Ken Thompson & Anderson Aldag: The C beltBurke Moncus: Socks, cleats, shoulder pads, a helmet, knee pads, and a mouthpieceKen Thompson: conversations about crops, the coosa river, and that guy's boat Jake Bicksler: leverageWirth Doss: ball machineJoe Donald: Mike (all the girls)Dillon Sullivan: The equation of lifeGeorge Eagan: Stories about Preston Austin Chapman: unenthusiastic backer break downsThe Football Squad: Undefeated record against Hoover

I, George Perrine, being of sound mind and healthy body would like to thank the sidewalks for keeping me off the street, do hereby leave:To all my math teachers: my tears.

I, Mary Katherine Pinson, being of a tan mind and a burnt body do hereby leave:Piper: the baseball team, the night after prom, and a walk in the parkLiz Hymer: #5 and Whataburger Annie: a bombshellDrew: the drive to AuburnMaggie: lip gloss and a place to stay in Auburn Allie: A lexus ;)Vflem: Annual fish-fry and the crawfish boilBarber: El CazKendall: a visorNicole Strahl: a cold spoonNeely: tanning bedDani: Sonic, my closet

I, Shane Pugh, being of intuitive mind and shifty body. do hereby leave:McKinley Hamilton: Myself, Shane Pugh and Peyton Alexan-der, and a Nintendo DS. Allye Lott : Myself, Shane Pugh,

my proposal, and Peyton Alex-ander. Laura Stagno and Anne Merrick Hamilton: dwyane wadeElla Carter: Steph Curry and Blake GriffinShane Pugh: McKinley Hamilton and Allye LottPeyton Alexander: a pair of crocs and gps tracking device. Davis Collman: trishGrace: chris Chris: graceCourtney Shea: only 11 softball buttonsAnnie Bloomston: 10 inches in heightWesley Patteron: drakeLogan Skinner: the ability to see in colorNeil McDonald: a red jacketAustin Garrett: athleticismFord Wood: a plethora of injuries

I, John Resha, being of awesome mindedness and great body do hereby leave:Jessica M: My locker 89.CMess: My copy of Big Resha's Guide.Cole: A daily calendar with ad-vice from me.Julia: My Patagonia jacket, my parking space, and a gallon of ice cream.

I, Mary Nix Roberson, being of sufficient mind and adequate body do hereby leave:Ehney Camp: all of my best makeup, a Waffle House date, and all the hair dye I can get my hands on. Ian Ennis: in addition to many thanks, a "world's best brother" mug.Chamblee Shufflebarger: a copy

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of Goodnight Moon.Kennedy Schwefler: my presence on the drive home from school (so you don't get lonely).Ben Jackson: a phone case just as awesome as the one you found for me.Michelle Wu: a real flower crown, and pug hugs.Leslie Allen Brown: a Waffle House gift certificate.Hope Reamer: an alarm clock, so maybe you'll make it to class on time in college.Caroline Moore: sunshine and San Tropez tanning foam. (So your stomach is the same colour as the rest of you, and you don't have to show anyone else your paleness.)Ella O'Neill: the best I can offer. All of my butterflies and bullet trains.Mary Nelson Little: a "world's best sister" mug. Kate Powell: my Hayley Williams art project, and a plane ticket to Maryland.

I, Abbie Rodgers, being of quick mind and awkward body do hereby leave:Francie: dates, hill hunting, beach trips, 256, snapchat, eating fries alone at wendys in a robe, peetaah, north carolina, roll packBea: seaside, makeup work, chemistry, driving through the ghetto, slumber partiesMary Virginia: Alaska, sopho-more year issues, being my per-sonal driver, scope on hopeLizzy: prom, snapchat, chem labs, itunesMary Chapman: tbt songs from 8th grade, caked up

Annie B: sitting aloneMary Martha: 7th grade spring breakWill Reis: the frat life, don't stop believing, matthew gude, scar-face, cookie cakeWill Jackson: my Huntsville friends, church, spanish

I, Jack Royer, being of sound mind and tired body do hereby leave:Jack Tucker: Rabbit Tacos from Saw'sMaggie Baker: Birthdays, Lunch and Weather; the keys to Studio 601.Kaylyn Greene: showing me camera 1. the Spare keys to Stu-dio 601 for when Maggie loses the other set.Will Royer: moody morning car ridesMims Bruhn: film closet freak-outsBen Jackson: thousands of failed lunch plansHannah Mouyal: my undying yet unrequited loveWilliam Cole: my superior lead-ership skillsAndy Meadows: getting all up in your businessJeremy Crigger: 1.5 Liter water bottles and unsalted almondsPhotography Period 6: my vul-nerable twitter accountJake Ruttenberg: rash challenges and picking up yellowsNurse Barbie: Advil and pounds of teacher M&MsRodney Kornegay: my incredible math acumenMegan Hastings: All my idiotic jokesEverette Dawkins: long walks

and deep talksAbby Oliver: our yet to happen dinner dateRussell Galloway: my internet connected, email receiving, text message sending cellular tele-phoneWayne Ingram: rooming plansAlec Lewis: my AHSAA media credentialsMs. Sam: all the money in my lunch accountJoy Boozer: my constant life strugglesThe sophomore class: My contin-ued success.

I, Austin Russell, being of de-cent mind and passable body do hereby leave:Madalyn Rosenthal: All of the Peace Tea that the Shell can sup-ply meHunter Stanley: A bushel of applesVirginia Bolton: A rematchMallie Given: Passable sunsetsHampton Adams: Desperate innuendosAnn Layton: An English-to-Hun-garian dictionaryCoco McKay: AA batteriesVirginia White: Grunt work

I, Alexa Ruttenberg, being of sound mind and strong body do hereby leave:Leigh Haynes: Scott's got shotCarlin Pittman: turkey baconPaul Roth: whipped cream

Ego, Alexander Schultz,in animo sana et corpora sano: do hereby leave:Ryan Kirk: I leave the joy of com-puters

Marshal Smith: I leave horsepow-erGov: I leave BelmontNatalie Jones: I would leave a Dolion, but their not realDr. Ewla Sater: I leave the abla-tive case, won't need it in college

I, Amelie Shallcross, being of silly mind and boyish body do hereby leave:Julia Bell Pope, Clara Williams, LA Brown and Katie: my lax stick and skills on the fieldMax Breckenridge: a coral tie, a picture of Micheal Cera, and a trip to UABLizzy Donald: a bike ride and endless Man Repellar postsSara Alan Friday: homemade movies, sail boat rides and any-thing and everything that is RHCPAllan White: a Tim and Eric DVD, Evan Brooks and my heartMims Bruhn: a Dwight Schrute shirt, a Light Pilot CD and Cot-ton's New Balance tennies

I, Courtney Shea, being of mind and body do hereby leave:Grace Morrissette: my kneesAnne Peyton Baker: Cathy's frus-tration holeRebecca Blitz: Rockiel Zeon Thompson and my voiceShane Pugh: the crown to my tiaraMaggie Miller: the beautiful blue skyLogan Skinner: teilCaroline Clark: 8 inches in heightMary Parker Wetzler: Franklin's truckWalker Sewell: your jerseySarah Sims Parker: photographyCaroline Boone: my tiara, wear it with pride. you're welcome.Katie Littleton: my computer, cracked screen and allKirk Thomas: big trucks, big mud, yeah.Caroline Shea: the key to my castleElizabeth DeAtkine: my not so gently used E-Bay gloveCaroline Moore: my car and licenseAllye Lott: good decision making

I, Lynda Chamblee Shufflebarg-er, being of caffeinated mind and dwarfish body do hereby leave:Mathilde Sharman: a yoga mat for meditation.Lewis Fitzpatrick: My sassy banter and my copy of The Great Gatsby.

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Ella O'Neill: My love for people and my copy of Royal Tennen-baums.Sophia Giovanelli: My sarcastic tone and my skyscraper heels.Meg McCalley: A wedding band and a lifetime supply of hugs.Anna LaRussa: Iced mochas and STAIR tardies.Vince Bolus: My mad dancing skills and my high score on flap-py bird.Chandler Gory: All things Ezra Koeing.Natalie Jones: Trips to Maine and tons of lobster.Emily Owen Mendelson: My Ins-tagram stalking abilities and Dr. Lamar's good graces.

I, Laura Stagno, being of Mrs. Wade mind and Mrs. Wade body do hereby leave:Ella: Clay, ml, my heartElla and Carol: pushups Anne Merrick: Tory, red head, Ray Allen, swolo, 73Ford: funyuns, whatever, yonkers Shane: Dwade Sandy Lane: gps, clan, malalaElla and Mare: neandertales, gordos Carol: Debonaire, crocs, sopho-more Annie, Fin, and Dana: pepper-mintsOlivia: nachos, the leech

Maggie: explosions, eggo waffles Grace: Rick Ross Neil: gas peddle Makenzie: baby monkey Logan: hips

I, Laura Tovar, being of who knows what kind of mind and dat body do hereby leave:Mary Chapman: HS and GGMargy: my datesSummers: a new spartan swag shirtSam: 2 sodasLibbie: nothing because we're even nowCamille: the cornerJenna: monthly anger manage-ment classes and B&AMargy: bandaids, my couch, and my datesParker: Angel

I, Margy Troiano, being of my mind and my body do hereby leave:Laura Tovar: I leave you... I'm just leaving you. plus my straightener.Libbie Faulconer: 2 hours of free time for Netflix and other ac-tivities everyday while I study... because we're both MAJORS for the next four years!!!Mary Francis Wright: (my thera-pist and moral compass) Lipton green tea and all the advice and knowledge I shared with you in

6th period. Mary Chapman Nabors: smolesJenna Routman: mace and other defensive tools for the dangerous streets of Tuscaloosa next year. #paranoidJake Jordan: my confession "I am in the mob"Mary Eleanor McComber: the well-being of our street is in your handsAnnie Somerville: RhondaLibrarians: a quiet atmosphere

I, Mae Rose Tyson, being of sound mind and body do hereby leave:WIll Brewster- skittles refillAlex Boozer- ping pongPatrick Keim- break up email, light washed jeansAnn Simmons- you know whoTurner Henderson- light up sweatersBeatrice Kalish- Darby FallonLane Hooper- the famWilliam Cole- coffee machines, shells and cheeseKaylyn Greene- take care of paulSarah Sims Parker- my tubCarlisle McCullough- pb&jStephen Little- my heartAnderson Aldag- SadieCaroline Bramlett- hula skirtMolly Barstein- Alan Jackson, an elephant danceMaggie Greene- crystal light energy, red bull, monster drinks,

strideVirginia Wil-son- photo booth, Leah'sPiper Miles and Elizabeth Hymer- British boysKatie Seeger- hair wrap, neck mas-sageCate Arm-strong-wrinkle cream, super trooper, Stick ItAnne Baxley Winn- lip glossTrace Blakely- hatsMadelyn Beatty- prize at Smith'sMaddison Brom-berg- Jessie's GirlAlexa Ruttenberg- black shirts, black jeans, black heelsVirginia Fleming- frozen yogurtSarah Cain- date to 26Allie LeJeune- cob-

blerElizabeth Hymer- the basketball teamVirginia Jordan- rainFrancie Kenan- my closetElizabeth Calvin- dunkin donutsAnnie Steward Miles- bombshellDani Diehl- runway

I, Mary Glenn Waldrop, being of sound mind and strong body do hereby leave:Eliza Harmon:Coach RouseJanie Branch:Everything behind the shedCaroline Barber:Rare Mexican diseasesHaras: My neck spleenCaroline Kennedy: The Ameri-can bushtit and Drew G.Julia Leonard: Tanning oil, Lay-ing out at practice, and #beatch-loeFrances Patrick: Turf wars and ranch dressing

I, Mary Parker Wetzler, being of sparkle mind and diamond body do hereby leave:Julia Bell Pope: Morgan Schnei-der Drew Brown: ALL of my love forever and everDrew Reed: the box of crazyLA Brown: The riverTrue Knowels: liesCarter Anne Cheatham: JimSarah Hayden Logan: a haloEllen Berryhill: a hair salonLeigh Haynes: a mouse trapSullins Toomey: Iron City Tick-etsKatie Jackson: the defenseMcKinley and Allye: Shane PughShane Pugh: overthrown at rock topAnne Merrick Hamilton: McHale, Sea shells and a mer-maid tail. Is that enough? Peyton Alexander: fancy leather crocsGraham Harsh: turtle necks and potionsMaggie Miller: A sippy cup and an eggoWesley Patterson: a lift kit and mud tiresHolly Struthers: a guide on how to get to googleFranklin Brown: Rabbit foodJake Fleisher: boiled peanuts and cheetosJoseph Davidson: Cody SimpsonLittle J: Best wishes xo Blair

I, Jake White, being of the best mind and incredible body do

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hereby leave:Lawton Sparks: I leave Lawton everything

I, Virginia Wilson, being of mysterious mind and glossy body do hereby leave:Madelyn and Anne Baxley: DMB ticketsCate: extra large t shirts, your ga-rage, the music at Ole Miss, and my future forevor and evorSarah: canary 5, a new front bumper, Aaron's Party, and a bed for you in Tut Virginia Jordan: the boys of fall, high school, and the senior sectionMolly: the Clique series, my fa-vorite Wildfox sweater, and a ride home from BassnectarAnne Baxley: my MBHS tank, dip dye shorts, my couch down-stairs, my Instagram account, and selfie camera Mae Rose: pink basketball shorts and sophomore drive-bysJoe: my little sisterMills: my retainer, Mrs. Logan's curb, and the Eagles' NestStringer: a new ACT dateBen: a plane ticket to TtownChaise and Logan: the cheerlead-ing programJacob Carroll: my heart

I, Anne Baxley Winn, being of hungry mind and awkward body do hereby leave:Virginia Wilson: clogging les-sons, Walmart, a selfie save the date, and a fist pumpVirginia Jordan: MOMO, the alarm, Mountain Brook Cream-ery, every breakup song

Madelyn Beatty: Dave Mat-thews Band, cheese balls, Nanny McPheeMolly Barstein: Santa Claus, your shirtMaggie Greene: Mac Miller, mid-night excursions, RascalLiz Hymer: a date to Hot n Hot, a big green tractor, corn from Taco MamaCaroline Bramlett: Linus, Zoe's and cookie dough, Peter AnswersSarah Cain: the blind guy, arts and craftsMae Rose Tyson: Perryn Carroll, Ms. Brooks, Paul FrankJohn McMahon: an engagement ringCarlisle McCullough: a stroll around the mountainMaddison Bromberg: wafflesHarlan Winn: Bud Not Buddy, 87 hot dogsWirth Doss: Mae Rose, FishvilleBen Garcia: the true meaning of ChristmasCamille Smith: the wildernessPatrick and Austin Trammell: family truth or dare

I, Carlton Eugene Wood IV, be-ing of mind and body do hereby leave:Rick Lewis: 1,000 pieces of gumLil Kilgore: Greek yogurt Laura Stagno: my socks and Clemson shirt Anne Merrick Hamilton: my middle nameWesley Patterson, Christian Low-man, and Jackson Lamar: Men-tone, AlabamaCharlie Cope: my Nissan "easy bake oven" SentraShane Pugh: all of my injuries

Wesley Patterson: church street and Taco Bell dates Scott Lepley: chance the rapper

I, Mary Fran, being of forgetful mind and jittery body do hereby leave:Annie Lovelady: my snapchats, everything orange, my novel long texts Julia Bell Pope: my future, my hometown, tfios, okay Carlton Cooper: melted ice, stress relief Mrs. McGovern: my grounding for sin and debauchery Mary Chapman Nabors: okayMargy Troiano: a world in black-and-white my friends: kappa lambda alpha nu

I, Michelle Wu, being of TO-TALLY DONE mind and I DON'T EVEN CARE ANY-MORE body do hereby leave:Maddie Rosenthal: Many, many Peace Teas. Unless there's an-other price hike and in that case,

Arizona. Also, the amount of ink it takes to print the following 48 Cs ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccHampton Adams: MY TRUST AND FAITH THAT YOU WON'T SCREW THINGS UPPankey: Wittle baby chickens and the future of TABC.Lowe: Dryers and cats but not at the same timeMrs. King: All the deer I have hidden in your room over the course of 9 months. Good luck.

I, Eddy Yu, being of salty mind and disjunct body do hereby leave:Thatcher: Grandma's LipstickWilliam: Shaved ChickensJim: Silent LasagnaMargaret: 8th Part

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NOTICE OF NONDISCRIMINATION: The Mountain Brook School system does not discriminate on the basis of race, color, religion, national origin, sex, disability or age in any of its programs and activities and provides equal access to the Boy Scouts and other designated youth groups. The following persons have been designated to handle inquiries re-garding nondiscrimination policies: Dr. Dale Wisely—Director of Student Services (Title VI), ([email protected]); Mrs. Sylvia Harper—Personnel Director (Title IX), ([email protected]); Dr. Missy Brooks—Director of Instruction (Title II), ([email protected]); Mrs. Shannon Mundy—Special Education Director (Section 504), ([email protected]). Contact Information: 32 Vine Street, Mountain Brook, AL 35213, 205-871-4608.

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