2011 Random Jokes

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<ul><li> 1. 2011Randomjokes<br />K. W. and L. S.andC. B.<br /></li> <li> 2. What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?<br /></li> <li> 3. I hope I didnt quack any!<br /></li> <li> 4. Where does a turtle go when it is raining?<br /></li> <li> 5. A shell-ter<br /></li> <li> 6. Howdo turtles talk to each other?<br /></li> <li> 7. Byusing shell phones.<br /></li> <li> 8. Whydid thetigerlookin thetoilet?<br /></li> <li> 9. He was looking for pooh!<br /></li> <li> 10. What day do fish hate?<br /></li> <li> 11. Fry-day!<br /></li> </ul>