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20 21 Copywriting Disasters (And how to avoid them)

Ian Lurie

CEO & Founder

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Our secret lair

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portent.co/20copy

yes, like this, no ‘m’

Tweet your questions with #portentu

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We’ve all been there.

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by golly, ian, this copy is

perfect!!!

The copy’s perfect

Our  Philsophy:  Smart,  Efficient,  Quick  Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.      Did  I  men)on  how  efficient  we  are?  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.  Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.  

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The client loves it

we love it!!

Our  Philsophy:  Smart,  Efficient,  Quick  Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.      Did  I  men)on  how  efficient  we  are?  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.  Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.  

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and then…

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boom.

ian, you suck.

Our  Philsophy:  Smart,  Efficient,  Quick  Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.      Did  I  men)on  how  efficient  we  are?  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.  Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.  

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20 disasters haunt us all.

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I’ve been in every one.

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But you can avoid them, sometimes.

They’ve inevitable. They hit all of us.

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Learn from my pain.

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Three disaster classifications

embarrassing: no permanent consequences

bad: you may get fired

gods preserve us (gpu): I don’t know you

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Here we go.

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Disaster 1: The Great Philsophy Massacre

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Uh-huh

What’s wrong with this picture?

Our  Philsophy:  Smart,  Efficient,  Quick  Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.      Did  I  men)on  how  efficient  we  are?  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.  Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.  

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Cost: $5,000

Classification: Bad

Our  Philsophy:  Smart,  Efficient,  Quick  Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.      Did  I  men)on  how  efficient  we  are?  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.  Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.  

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Use a #$@&%*! spell checker

Avoidable

Our  Philsophy:  Smart,  Efficient,  Quick  Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.      Did  I  men)on  how  efficient  we  are?  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.  Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.  

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Read it backwards

Avoidable

Our  Philsophy:  Smart,  Efficient,  Quick  Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.      Did  I  men)on  how  efficient  we  are?  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.  Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.  

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Have someone else read it?

Avoidable

Our  Philsophy:  Smart,  Efficient,  Quick  Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.      Did  I  men)on  how  efficient  we  are?  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.  Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.  

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Disaster 2: The incomplete headline

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Egads.

Teacher, Student in Fertility Experiment

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Egads.

Teacher, Student in Fertility Experiment

Teacher, Student Research Bee Fertility

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Really, really embarrassing

Classification: Embarrassing

Teacher, Student in Fertility Experiment

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But, like I always say…

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When life gives you lemons…

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Supreme Court Tries Sodomy

Laugh at someone else.

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The Blank Sheet of Paper Test

Avoidable

Supreme Court Tries Sodomy

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The Blank Sheet of Paper Test

Avoidable

Supreme Court Tries Sodomy Case

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The blank sheet of paper test

Supreme Court Tries Sodomy

If I write this headline on a blank sheet of paper and show it to a stranger, will they know what I’m talking about? Correctly?

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Disaster 3: Search term avoidance

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Wedding garment

Bridesmaid dress?

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Destination formalwear

Bridesmaid dress?

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Destination dress

Bridesmaid dress?

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Failure to use audience’s lexicon

Classification: Bad

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Have a brain

Avoidable

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Use WordStream

Avoidable

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Use SEMRush

Avoidable

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Use Surveys

Avoidable

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USE ANYTHING BUT GUESSING!!!

Avoidable

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Disaster 4: Baffle ‘em with

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I am ashamed

I wrote this

We create extant systems by adapting legacy infrastructure to current interprative mechanisms, thereby building longer time-to-obsolescence.

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Drives away customers like the plague. Sounds like I sneezed repeatedly on the page.

Classification: Bad

We create extant systems by adapting legacy infrastructure to current interprative mechanisms, thereby building longer time-to-obsolescence.

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Knowledge of a word does not require its use.

Avoidable

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Also: The Blank Sheet of Paper Test

Avoidable

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The Blank Sheet of Paper Test

Supreme Court Tries Sodomy

If I write this headline on a blank sheet of paper and show it to a stranger, will they know what I’m talking about? Correctly?

We create extant systems by adapting legacy blah blah blah blah blah mumble blah

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The Blank Sheet of Paper Test

Supreme Court Tries Sodomy

Not even if I gave them a dictionary.

We create extant systems by adapting legacy blah blah blah blah blah mumble blah

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The Blank Sheet of Paper Test

Supreme Court Tries Sodomy

Better. Not great. But better.

Our products extend the life of existing enterprise software by connecting it to modern, more usable interfaces.

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Disaster 5: The poop sandwich

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Yummy on the outside IAN LURIE // JAN 7 2013

How to Create an Online Experience

for Humans

Marketers Dying By A Thousand Data

Points

What Project Managers Actually Do Announcing RainGage

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Digital Strategy Right

Research: Site Speed Is Hurting Your

Everyone’s Revenue

Advertising should

Marketing is what we do. Advertising is what we often make as a result. It sounds very

fulfilling. Alas, the process usually looks something like this:

1. The marketing team builds out brilliant messaging and brand story.

2. They brainstorm some nifty ideas.

3. Then, they pull together a completely incomprehensible collection of marketing

platitudes creative brief around the ideas, which they pitch over the wall to

management.

4. Every yahoo who thinks they know anything about marketingAll stakeholders

review the brief. All draw their own conclusions. None of those conclusions agree.

5. Armed with these insights, the creative team staggers into a separate room to

spawn beautiful but confusing creative that complies with corporate branding

guidelines.

6. Stakeholders review the creative and say “This is great!”

7. The marketing team reviews the creative and says “This won’t convert!” Then they

pout.

8. In response, the creative team adds a ‘click here’ button.

9. It goes live.

10. Everyone gets drunk. I have a Diet Coke.

11. Congrats! It’s advertising!

The result is an utter turd that converts about as well as opening your office window and

yelling “BUY MY STUFF.” But by then the process has sucked out your will to live. You

crawl across the finish line, then go hunting for chocolate.

Yes, I’m prone to exaggeration. It isn’t always this bad. Once in awhile everything falls into place. But I’m stuck in a middle seat ona 7-hour flight. So I’m grumpy. Er. More grumpy.

Why? Please, tell me why?Why does this happen over and over?

I could name all the usual suspects: Poor communications, lack of organizational clarity,

no sense of vision, no accountability, blah blah blah. But I think it comes down to

discipline: We all know what we need to do. Getting everyone to do it every time, day

after day is something else entirely.

Consistency is a butt-kicker. Anyone who’s tried to get their teen-ager to carry his

damned dishes to the dishwasher and actually put them in after each of his 9 daily

meals knows whereof I speak. We repeat the same mistakes, over and over. And over.

When it comes to creating great marketing, we’re teenagers.

Somehow, we have to keep the real goal of marketing and advertising front-of-mind,

even when deadlines, political squabbles and turf wars drive us all nuts. My solution: A

USB-capable work monitor and kidney-puncher. But I’ve been told that’s not practical.

The better way: #AdvertisingShouldFortunately, the folks at Copacino & Fujikado came up with a much better idea. They’ve

started advertisingshould.com.

It’s a Twitter-based scrapbook of ads wisdom. You can contribute to and learn from the

yummy advertising goodness within by doing 3 simple things:

1. Bookmark it, and check back every day for a nice reminder what we should be

doing.

2. Keep an eye on the #advertisingshould hashtag on Twitter.

3. And contribute: Tweet how you think advertising should work, and use the hashtag

#advertisingshould. Keep it going and it’ll keep us all on our toes. And, see your

name in the dim light of my d-list celebrity status! I’m going to do a list of my

favorites in a few weeks.

This may seem like a little thing. But it’s the little things that make projects successful,

and marketing great: A little reminder now and then goes a long way. And it’s better

than USB-administered corporal punishment. So go contribute your ideas to

#advertisingshould.

Ian LurieCEO

Ian Lurie is CEO and founder of Portent Inc. He is co-author of the 2nd

edition of the Web Marketing All-In-One for Dummies and wrote the

sections on SEO, blogging, social media and web analytics. He's

recorded training for Lynda.com, writes regularly for the Portent Blog and

has been published on AllThingsD, Forbes.com and TechCrunch. And,

Ian speaks at conferences around the world, including SearchLove,

MozCon, SIC and ad:Tech. Read More

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2 Comments

JUSTIN MARKETING ONLINE // JAN 8 2013, 00:08:06

Hey Ian,

Love the tips (and of course the creative graphics) You make a great distinction between marketing/

advertising and one i have for sales vs. marketing is marketing gets the horse to the lake. Sales make the

horse drink the water. Look forward to more of your posts happy 2013

BEN // JAN 15 2013, 14:53:27

This is the neatest idea! I can’t wait to follow this trend on Twitter. Thanks so much for sharing.

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Yummy on the outside

Puke-inducing on the inside

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That one’s not going in the portfolio

Classification: Embarrassing

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Sorry, I got nothing.

Inevitable

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(except don’t rush to publish)

Inevitable

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Disaster 6: Writer’s block

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You’re screwed.

Classification: GPU

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Free writing

Google

Enigma.io

Mitigate

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Step. Away. From the desk.

Mitigate

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Read something inspiring.

Mitigate

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Disaster 7: The stolen idea (intentional)

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I was desperate!!!!

Hey, look

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Just own it

Classification: Embarrassing

Stolen blatantly from Walter Chen and everyone else who’s used it

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It’s OK

Inevitable

Stolen blatantly from Walter Chen and everyone else who’s used it

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If you own it

Inevitable

Stolen blatantly from Walter Chen and everyone else who’s used it

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Disaster 8: Plagiarism

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…was in 4th grade.

Last time I did this…

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Classification: GPU

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Classification: GPU

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Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Because you suck.

Classification: GPU

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Using a scraper doesn’t make it OK.

Classification: GPU

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It is a bad thing. It is not the sincerest form of flattery.

Avoidable

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Get permission! It’s not that hard!

Avoidable

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Add value. Analyze. Summarize. Expand.

Avoidable

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Disaster 9: Plagiarism (second-hand)

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…but really, what are the odds

Never done this one (as far as I know)

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You could really get into trouble

Classification: GPU I’m being generous here.

Because you’re so young

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A desperate copywriter. That’s what happened.

What happened?

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You could really get into trouble.

Classification: GPU

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For example, someone could call you out in a webinar that’s recorded and placed on Slideshare for all time.

Classification: GPU

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Use the Googles!

Avoidable

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Disaster 10: Telepathy

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…was last week.

Last time I did this…

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…was last week.

Last time I did this…

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I… am a loser.

Classification: Embarrassing

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Disaster 11: The bad comma

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This was me.

Yep.

Best-in-class restroom flight attendant and food service.

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This was me.

Yep.

Best-in-class restroom, flight attendant and food service.

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Oy.

Classification: Bad

Best-in-class restroom flight attendant and food service.

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Maybe read it before you send it

Avoidable

Best-in-class restroom, flight attendant and food service.

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Disaster 12: Autocorrect

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Now you can do it on Twitter, too!

It’s not just for SMS any more

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And potentially stock market-trashing

Classification: Bad

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Read before you send

Avoidable

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Disaster 13: The unsafe structure

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Enjoy a challenge

No, readers do not

Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.  Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.  Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.  Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.  Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.  Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.  Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.  Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.  Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.  Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.  Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  i  

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Just stupid. I shouldn’t get paid.

Classification: Bad

Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.  Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.  Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.  Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.  Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.  Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.  Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.  Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.  Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.  Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.  Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  i  

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Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.      Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.  Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.      Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.  Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.    Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.  Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.      Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.      Occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.  Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  

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Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.      Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.  Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.      Subheading  here  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.  Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.    Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.      Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.  Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.    

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How about (useful) images?

Avoidable

Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.      Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.  Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.      Subheading  here  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.  Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.                                Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.  Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.    

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10-15 words/line

Avoidable

Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.      Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.  Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.      Subheading  here  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.  Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.                                Lorem  ipsum  dolor  sit  amet,  consectetur  adipisicing  elit,  sed  do  eiusmod  tempor  incididunt  ut  labore  et  dolore  magna  aliqua.  Ut  enim  ad  minim  veniam,  quis  nostrud  exercitaCon  ullamco  laboris  nisi  ut  aliquip  ex  ea  commodo  consequat.  Duis  aute  irure  dolor  in  reprehenderit  in  voluptate  velit  esse  cillum  dolore  eu  fugiat  nulla  pariatur.  Excepteur  sint  occaecat  cupidatat  non  proident,  sunt  in  culpa  qui  officia  deserunt  mollit  anim  id  est  laborum.    

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Learn a little typography

Avoidable

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Pearsonified’s Golden Ratio Typography Calculator

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Disaster 14: Giving offense

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This wasn’t me

Actually

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whoa.

Still,

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Just think about whether you want the result you’ll get.

Avoidable?

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And be aware of your cultural context.

Avoidable?

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Also, don’t be an asshole.

Avoidable?

Also, don’t be an asshole.

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Disaster 15: Going passive

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If I get paid by the word

Nice

With our tires, customers will ride with fewer flat tires.

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It’s like I’m talking to you but facing the other way

Classification: Bad

With our tires, customers will ride with fewer flat tires.

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Use active voice. Talk to the reader.

Easily avoided

Our bicycle tires help you ride with fewer flats.

With our tires, customers will ride with fewer flat tires.

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Use active voice. Talk to the reader.

Easily avoided

Avoid the plague words

“indeed”

“regardless”

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Disaster 16: Writing angry, or drunk, or whatever

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I don’t think I’ll be hearing from them any time soon

Yikes

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May cause other disasters

Classification: Bad, maybe GPU

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Walk away for a minute

Avoidable

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Disaster 17: Getting your facts wrong

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Sigh.

Let’s just play that back, shall we?

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Ignorance at 500 decibels is still ignorance

Classification: Bad, maybe GPU

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Immediately own up. Fix it. Apologize.

Mitigate

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Mitigate

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Don’t just delete it, unless asked or legally required.

Mitigate

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Disaster 18: Treating your customer like an algorithm

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I won’t believe you.

Don’t tell me you haven’t done this

This great wedding dress uses white chiffon for a dress that’s stylish at any wedding. You won’t find a better wedding dress anywhere else!

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Painful, actually

Classification: Bad

This great wedding dress uses white chiffon for a dress that’s stylish at any wedding. You won’t find a better wedding dress anywhere else!

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It doesn’t work anyway. Give it up.

Avoidable

seriously, I've seen it

before

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Disaster 19: Being mealy-mouthed

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Who am I, Michael Dukakis? Donald Rummesfeld?

Oh, just say it!!!!

I think that, and this is just my opinion, tablets are just a fad.

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What the hell, man.

Classification: Embarrassing

I think that, and this is just my opinion, tablets are just a fad.

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Just listen to Ogilvy

Avoidable

“Swing for the fences”

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If you don’t smile when you read it, do it again

Avoidable

Tablets are the Apple Newton of 2003.

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If you don’t grimace when you read it, do it again

Avoidable

Tablets are the stupidest idea ever.

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This isn’t trolling. It’s not writing angry. It’s making a statement.

Avoidable

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Disaster 20: Creating a checklist

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before it spreads too far.

We have to stop it

1.  Write 400 words 2.  Use the key phrase 10 times 3.  Make the headline 70 characters 4.  Use one image 5.  Use one list 6.  Write happy! 7.  Smile! Be creative!

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Kind of stupid, really.

Classification: Bad

1.  Write 400 words 2.  Use the key phrase 10 times 3.  Make the headline 70 characters 4.  Use one image 5.  Use one list 6.  Write happy! 7.  Smile! Be creative!

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You need something.

Mitigate

1. When you’re done, read it backwards 2. Make sure at least 1 colleague reads it 3. Wait 1 hour. Reread 4. Publish

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Make repeatable stuff into a checklist.

Mitigate

1. When you’re done, read it backwards 2. Make sure at least 1 colleague reads it 3. Wait 1 hour. Reread 4. Publish

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Disaster 21: Going for perfect

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is waiting for the ‘perfect’ topic

Everything I’ve never written

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is waiting for the ‘perfect’ story

Everything I’ve never written

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is waiting for the ‘perfect’ idea

Everything I’ve never written

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Get out there and write

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Created by Ian Lurie, CEO & Founder of Portent, Inc.

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