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 18 Funny Facts About Engineers: [A MUST READ]

1. For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy.

2. An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25 am and reaching the class at 9.30 am.

3. T-shirt and jeans are engineer's national dress and Maggi is the national food.

4. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it.

5. An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they even can make time machine. However, he just can’t

build a relationship with a girl.

6. An engineer doesn't care for the rise in price of petrol or gold but he gets mad when cigarette costs

Rs.5.50 instead of 5.20.

7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem, then he will create one and would start

solving it.

8. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final expression.

9. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because you’re CUTE. This is how engineers flirt.

10. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class but not taking the attendance.

11. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.

12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows this.

13. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning.

14. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his parents.

15. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your

cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.

16. The most common dialogue on the opening day of an engineering college is, “Bhai, iss saal bhi koi

khaas ladkiya nahi hain!”

17. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is having a bottle of beer in his hand.

18. There is always a hidden folder in engineer's laptop

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1. Why do you want to work in this om!any" #$ena!a anda ingin bekerja di syarikat ini"%

&'W'(') S'*'+,

Beause I like to work here. I like this job. I loe this industry/

'(' 0') ')D' (23*4 &'W'B,

I5e always loed administration #ontoh bidang kerja yang di!ohon% beause I am an

organi6ed !erson. I like things to be organi6ed and systemati. I work well under stress so I

an handle any kind o7 task with minimal su!erision.

8. Tell us about yoursel79 Introdue yoursel7 #(erkenalkan diri anda%

&'W'(') 0') S'*'+,

My name is Carla. I was born in 88 Se!tember 1:;: in Sarawak. My mother is a housewi7e

and my 7ather is a teaher. I graduated 7rom 4ITM in 8

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'(' 0') ')D' (23*4 &'W'B,

My name is Carla and I5m 8> years old. I hae a degree in Business 'dministration.

'lthough I haen5t had any working e?!eriene@ I5e s!ent my 7ree time reading business

artiles and researhing about latest business news just to kee! me u!dated. I5m ho!ing to be

gien a hane to e?!eriene the real world o7 business/

=. What did you Auit your last job" #$ena!a anda berhenti kerja anda sebelum ini"%

&'W'(') S'*'+,

I Auit beause my last job was terrible. The workload was so heay and the boss was so

 !ushy. My !reious boss was nightmare/

(23I)'T'), Majikan yang bakal mengambil anda bekerja ini mungkin bakal menjadi

 bekas majikan anda juga. &adi@ jangan tunjukkan yang anda suka memburukkan majikan.

'(' 0') ')D' (23*4 &'W'B, I loed my last job. It taught me so many things and

my !reious boss has always been hel!7ul. But I Auit beause I want to e?!eriene new

enironment and broaden my hori6on by working in a di77erent om!any./

. Where do you see yoursel7 in 7ie years" #'!a yang anda lihat di dalam diri anda tahun

lagi"%

&'W'(') S'*'+,

3ela?ing in Maldies/ atau Being a boss in this om!any/

'(' 0') ')D' (23*4 &'W'B,

I ho!e to beome ery well-e?!eriened in what I do and hae a better understanding o7 my

7ield

. What5s your greatest weakness" #'!a kelemahan terbesar anda"%

&'W'(') 0') S'*'+,

I tend to !ut things to the ery last minute./

(23I)'T'), &angan hanya beritahu kelemahan anda. Tidak salah berlaku jujur ta!i

haruslah disokong dengan kelebihan anda.

'(' 0') ')D' (23*4 &'W'B,

I tend to !ut things to the ery last minute. But I work well under !ressure and I !ersonally

think that !ressure motiates me to work twie as hard and 7inish my work on time/

>. What salary are you looking 7or"

&'W'(') 0') S'*'+,

I ho!e to get a suitable salary that would be able to su!!ort me@ liing in this eonomy and

in this big ity/

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'(' 0') ')D' (23*4 &'W'B,

I ho!e to get a salary that is suitable with my Auali7iation and job duties. I also want to be

onsidered based on my working e?!eriene/

. Why should I hire you"

&'W'(') 0') S'*'+,Beause I5m the best andidate/ atau Beause you5re hiring/

'(' 0') ')D' (23*4 &'W'B,

I5m a team !layer@ I work well under !ressure@ and I5m a !eo!le !erson. I an work with all

kinds o7 !eo!le and am always willing to learn new things and takle new hallenges.