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365-0830 SEATING IS LIMITED1. Big Daddy’s - Trivia Night - 8pm2. Stagger Inn Again - Open Mic Night - 9pmDrink Specials - Big Daddy’s - $3 Pearl Vodka Flavors • $4 Jager

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Glasses of Wine - Stagger Inn - $2 Rail Gin • $1 Stag BottlesFriday, July 11. Stagger Inn Again - Greg Silsby - 5 to 8pm - Marcel Strong - 10pm2. Big Daddy’s - Live DJ - 10pm Drink Specials - Big Daddy’s - $2.50 Natty & Stag Bottles • $2.50

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