10He promises to improve foreign relations with

Hawaii

9He runs a series of attack ads against

President Selina Myer on Veep

8His #1 choice for a position on his cabinet is

“That Taylor Swift girl”

7His outstanding record as Governor of Rhode

Island is nullified by the fact that no one really cares.

6He got his degree in Political Economics by

bribing Chris Christie with a chocolate donut.

5When anybody mentions Washington, he

asks, “The state or the DC thingie?”

4At the debates he answers every question

with a snarled, “You wanna wrestle?”

3He vows to put an end to the war in Pokemon

and free the Pikachu refugees once and for all.

2He says the Pledge of Allegiance as quickly

as possible, then shouts, “I win!”

1On the very first questions of the debate, he

attempts to use a LIFELINE.

Formal QualificationsNatural Born Citizen

At least 35 years old

Resident of the US for 14 years

Take an oath of officeObama Oath of Office

Benefits$400, 000 per year salaryGeneral account ($50,000)Official expenses of the White House officeEntertainment expensesSeparate entertainment expenses for official

presidential functionsTraveling expenses for the president and

anyone traveling with himWhite HouseRetirement

ConstitutionalityArticle II

State of the Union January 28, 2014 Recommend measures that are judged “necessary

and expedient”

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Commander in Chief